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Roll up, roll up for
the magical mystery tour,
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step right this way
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Roll up...
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Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour
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that's an invitation
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to make a reservation
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The magical mystery tour
is waiting to take you away
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waiting to take you away
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Roll up...
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Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour
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got everything you need
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satisfaction guaranteed
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The magical mystery tour
is hoping to take you away
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hoping to take you away
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When a man buys a ticket
for a magical mystery tour�
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He knows what to expect.
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We guarantee him the trip of a lifetime.
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And that�s just what he gets�
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The incredible
MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR
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The magical mystery tour
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Roll up...
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Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour
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that's an invitation
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to make a reservation
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The magical mystery tour
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is coming to take you away
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coming to take you away
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The magical mystery tour
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is dying to take you away
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dying to take you away
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take you today...
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We�re going to be late
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I can�t go any quicker
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Stop it!
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Come on!
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Richard B. Starkey and his aunt, Jessica
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are always arguing about one thing or another
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I'm going...
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Go on!
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And what with today being Sunday
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and the weather looking up�
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you�d think they�d have given it a rest
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Will you stop that sitting down?
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All right, all right.
What�s your hurry?
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But no. On and on they go
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Good morning,
said Richard
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�Good Afternoon, sir,�
said the courier
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They were late.
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Good Morning, ladies
and gentlemen, boys and girls
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Welcome to the
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Magical Mystery Tour!
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I am your courier...
Jolly Jimmy Johnson!
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- All my friends call me Jolly Jimmy
- And you are all my friends
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Over here is your hostess,
that lovely, delightful, delectable
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Wendy Winters
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And over here is our driver for the trip
- that wonderful driver
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we hope�
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Alf!
Off you go, Alf
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Fasten your seat belts please
Away, way, way we go
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Get the popcorns out.
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Right had arm. There we are.
Splendid
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Anyway, I�ll tell you something
You ain�t coming away with me anymore
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I bought the tickets for the trip
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Yeah, with my money
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I bought them.
I�m taking you out.
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I gave you the money, darling
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You�ve done nothing but eye all
the fellows on the coach
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since we got here
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Since Uncle Jack died,
you�ve never been the same.
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Of course I ain�t, �cause I ain�t got
Uncle Jack, Have I?
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I gotta get somebody else, haven�t I?
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Do a bit of knitting,
It�d do you good.
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Who for? You?
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Should I knit for you?
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No, don�t knit for me
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Who is that man?
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Oh, that�s Mr. Bloodvessel
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He�s quite harmless.
He comes on all the trips
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He thinks he�s the courier
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Last time he thought
he was the driver
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You know when I saw your first film,
I really thought you had something
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Wasn�t it �Blue Lady�? �LADY IN BLUE�
Something like that?
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Excuse me, sir...
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I�d like to take a photograph
of the young lady
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Day after day
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Alone on a hill
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The man with the foolish grin
is keeping perfectly still
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But nobody wants to know him
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They can see that he's just a fool
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And he never gives an answer
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But the fool on the hill
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Sees the sun going down
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And the eyes in his head
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See the world spinning 'round
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Well on his way
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Head in a cloud
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The man with a thousand voices
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talking perfectly loud
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But nobody ever hear him
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or the sound he appears to make
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and he never seems to notice
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But the fool on the hill
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Sees the sun going down
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And the eyes in his head
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See the world spinning 'round
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And nobody seems to like him
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they can tell what he wants to do
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and he never shows his feeling
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But the fool on the hill
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Sees the sun going down
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And the eyes in his head
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See the world spinning 'round
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And he never listens to them
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He knows that they're the fools
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They don't like him
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The fool on the hill
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Sees the sun going down
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And the eyes in his head
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See the world spinning 'round
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Good morning,
lads and lasses
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My name is Miss Winters
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Good morning, Miss Winters
Miss Winters, Miss Winters
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If there�s anything
I can do for you�
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you know what to do...
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We at the Magical Mysteries
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only have your best interest at heart
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thank you...
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As the bus leaves the town
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behind and heads for the country�
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Everything begins to change
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Well, almost everything
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Already the magic is beginning to work
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Jolly good...
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Why?
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Why?
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Why?
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Jolly good, Sarge, carry on...
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On your marks!
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If you look to your left,
ladies and gentlemen
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the view is not very inspiring
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But if you look to the right�
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Beyond the blue horizon
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for above the clouds�
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in a land that no one knows�
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Live four or five magicians�
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Who spend their days
casting wonderful spells
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Come with me now
into that secret place�
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Where the eyes of man
have never set foot
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Where�s the bus?
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Where�s the bus?
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Where�s the bus?
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It�s coming
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Where�s the bus?
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The bus...
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The bus is ten miles north
on the Jewsbury Road
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It�s only ten miles away.
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ten miles!...
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Ladies and gentlemen,
quickly, look to your left
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Now there you see
the ancient Roman ruins
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They really have been
there an awful long time
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They are, in fact,
a little difficult to see
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because they�re almost
flattened to the ground
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Meanwhile, back on the bus,
things are happening
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Indeed, the magic
is so powerful
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that even Mr. Bloodvessel
emerges from his shell
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He turns to speak
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If I may the liberty, Mister
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Be my guest
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My dear lady...
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My dear lady, doesn�t intuition
tell you what I feel?
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Don�t interrupt...
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You bring out my�
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I...
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I love you!!
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I am the courier
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good morning... men...
and... women...
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welcome...
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I am your friendly courier
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Mr Bllodvessel is my name
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Buster Bloodvessel
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I am concerned for you
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to enjoy yourselves�
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Within the limits
of British decency
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You know what I mean
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don�t you?
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Well, don�t you?
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Yes, Mr. Bloodvessel
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I am he as you are he
as you are me
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and we are all together
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See how they run
like pigs from a gun
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see how they fly
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I'm crying
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Sitting on a cornflake
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waiting for the van to come
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Corporation t-shirts,
stupid bloody Tuesday
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Man, you've been a naughty boy,
you let your face grow long
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I am the eggman
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they are the eggmen
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I am the walrus
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Mister City P'liceman sitting
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Pretty little policemen in a row
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See how they fly
like Lucy in the Sky
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see how they run
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I'm crying
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I'm cry
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Yellow matter custard
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dripping from a dead dog's eye
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Crabalocker fishwife,
pornographic priestess
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Boy, you been a naughty girl
and you let your knickers down
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I am the eggman
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they are the eggmen
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I am the walrus
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Sitting in an English garden
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waiting for the sun
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If the sun don't come,
you get a tan from
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Standing in the English rain
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I am the eggman
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they are the eggmen
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I am the walrus
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Expert texpert
choking smokers
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Don't you think
the joker laughs at you?
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See how they smile
like pigs in a sty
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see how they snide
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I'm crying
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Semolina Pilchard
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climbing up the Eiffel Tower
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Elementary penguin
singing Hare Krishna
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Man, you should have seen them
kicking Edgar Allan Poe
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I am the eggman
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they are the eggmen
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I am the walrus
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I�ve got a present for you,
do you know what it is?
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no
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Have a guess
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no
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Come on, have a guess
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no
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Have a guess
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no
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Have a guess!
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no!
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Well, you�re going to get it anyway
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What's that?
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Do you want to blow it?
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no
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All right,
should we give it to George?
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yes
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Thank you
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Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention please?
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Our estimated time of arrival for luncheon
is approximately one fifteen
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thank you
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Now, shut up
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Shut up to me!
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I�ve had enough of it!
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I can�t stand it any more!
I�m getting off!
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Don�t get hysterical
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Aunt Jessie�s hungry
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And she�s dreaming
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She�s dreaming about food
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food
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food
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Beautiful food
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lettuces...
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potatoes...
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apples...
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food
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oh lovely food
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Lots and lots of spaghetti
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This time I mean it
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I can�t breathe anymore
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It�s too much
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All this mud
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in forty-five minutes?
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I can hardly get my breath
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It�s intake, Jessie
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not output
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I am, I am!
I am already
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Three times this week already
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For goodness sake
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00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,200
Jessie, sit down
281
00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:34,300
remember...
282
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,700
I don�t care!
283
00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:40,800
This is the way
he would have wanted it
284
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,600
Penendello,
help me up the stairs
285
00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:01,500
Wake up, Jessie
286
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:03,100
It�s time to go
287
00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:06,900
Here we are again!
288
00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:08,800
Everybody up quickly
289
00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:21,000
There's a fog upon L.A.
290
00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:27,800
And my friends
have lost their way
291
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:33,800
We'll be over soon they said
292
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,300
Now they've lost
themselves instead
293
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:48,700
Please don't be long
294
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:53,400
please don't you be very long
295
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:57,000
Please don't be long
296
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:02,100
or I may be asleep
297
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:07,900
Well it only goes to show
298
00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:13,100
Ask a policeman on the street
299
00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:18,700
Ask a policeman on the street
300
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,200
There's so many there to meet
301
00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:31,100
Please don't be long
302
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,600
please don't you be very long
303
00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:38,500
Please don't be long
304
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:44,400
or I may be asleep
305
00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:48,600
Now it's past my bed I know
306
00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:54,000
And I'd really like to go
307
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,600
Soon will be the break of day
308
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,200
Sitting here in Blue Jay Way
309
00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:13,300
Please don't be long
310
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:17,500
please don't you be very long
311
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,100
Please don't be long
312
00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:25,000
or I may be asleep
313
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:30,900
Please don't be long
314
00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:35,000
please don't you be very long
315
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,800
Please don't be long
316
00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:09,200
Well, well, well
317
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,800
They are a happy crowd
318
00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:13,400
Come on, come on
319
00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:15,700
Back on the bus...
come on
320
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:31,400
Oh! I wonder what the magicians
are cooking up now?
321
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,800
Talk about your magical mysteries�
322
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,800
I spent half an hour
looking for that sugar
323
00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:47,700
I spent half an hour
looking for that sugar
324
00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:48,700
Is there one for me?
325
00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:50,900
There�s one over here, Richie
326
00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:55,100
Oh, how are you, Bonzo?
327
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:56,100
Any news of the bus?
328
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,300
The bus is ten miles north
on the Jewsbury Road
329
00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:02,100
And they�re having a lovely time
330
00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:04,300
they�re having a lovely time
331
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,400
they�re having a lovely time
332
00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:08,700
Could you tell me
what�s next on the agenda?
333
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:10,700
A Song
334
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,000
No, no
335
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:17,300
not you
336
00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:18,300
Them!
337
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,300
On the bus!
338
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,200
Join in.
What�s the matter with you?
339
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,500
Ladies and gentlemen,
340
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,200
when the coach stops,
341
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,400
would the gentlemen
please follow Mr. Johnson?
342
00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:59,500
The ladies stay with me
343
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:36,500
That night Cutie called a cab
344
00:45:37,100 --> 00:45:39,800
baby don't do that
345
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:44,300
She left her East Side room so drab
346
00:45:44,300 --> 00:45:47,300
baby don't do that
347
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,100
She went out on the town
348
00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:55,400
Knowin' it would
make her lover frown
349
00:45:56,300 --> 00:45:58,400
Death-cab for Cutie
350
00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:02,100
Death-cab for Cutie
351
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,500
Someone's gonna make
352
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:07,600
you pay your fare
353
00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:14,100
The cab was racin' through the night
354
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,900
baby don't do that
355
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,700
His eyes in the mirror,
keepin' Cutie in sight
356
00:46:22,700 --> 00:46:25,400
baby don't do that
357
00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:29,200
When he saw Cutie,
it gave him a thrill
358
00:46:30,300 --> 00:46:34,200
Don't you know,
baby curves can kill
359
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,400
Death-cab for Cutie
360
00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:40,100
Death-cab for Cutie
361
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:45,800
Someone's gonna make
you pay your fare
362
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:52,500
Cutie, don't you play with fate
363
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:55,400
Don't leave your lover alone
364
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:00,200
If you go out on this date
365
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,700
His heart will turn to stone
366
00:47:04,900 --> 00:47:08,000
Bad girl, Cutie,
what have you done
367
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,900
baby don't do that
368
00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:15,800
Slippin' slidin' down-a Highway 31
369
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:19,500
baby don't do that
370
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:23,600
he traffic lights changed
from green to red
371
00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:28,600
They tried to stop
but they both wound up dead
372
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,700
Death-cab for Cutie
373
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,700
Death-cab for Cutie
374
00:47:35,700 --> 00:47:40,200
Someone's gonna make
you pay your fare
375
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:48,100
Someone's gonna make
you pay your fare
376
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:05,900
Someone's gonna make
you pay your fare
377
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:28,200
Let's all get up
and dance to a song
378
00:48:28,300 --> 00:48:32,400
That was a hit before
your mother was born
379
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:37,300
Though she was born
a long, long time ago
380
00:48:37,300 --> 00:48:39,100
Your mother should know
381
00:48:40,100 --> 00:48:41,900
Your mother should...
382
00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:42,900
Your mother should know
383
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,200
Sing it again
384
00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:50,200
Let's all get up
and dance to a song
385
00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:54,300
That was a hit before
your mother was born
386
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:59,500
Though she was born
a long, long time ago
387
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:01,900
Your mother should know
388
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,200
Your mother should...
389
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,700
Your mother should know
390
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,700
Lift up your hearts
and sing me a song
391
00:49:25,700 --> 00:49:30,000
That was a hit before
your mother was born
392
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:35,000
Though she was born
a long, long time ago
393
00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:37,000
Your mother should know
394
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,800
Your mother should...
395
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,300
Your mother should know
396
00:49:43,300 --> 00:49:45,400
Your mother should know
397
00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:47,900
Your mother should...
398
00:49:47,900 --> 00:49:49,300
Your mother should know
399
00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:05,400
Sing it again
400
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:18,400
Though she was born a long, long time ago
401
00:50:18,900 --> 00:50:20,500
Your mother should know
402
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,200
Your mother should...
403
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,600
Your mother should know
404
00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:28,600
Your mother should know
405
00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:31,300
Your mother should...
406
00:50:31,300 --> 00:50:32,700
Your mother should know
407
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,600
Your mother should know
408
00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:39,300
Your mother should...
409
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,100
Your mother should know
410
00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:47,000
Roll up...
411
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,500
roll up for the mystery tour
412
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,300
that's an invitation
413
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,300
to make a reservation
414
00:51:01,900 --> 00:51:04,500
roll up for the mystery tour
415
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,000
The magical mystery tour
416
00:51:08,300 --> 00:51:11,000
is coming to take you away
417
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,600
coming to take you away
418
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,400
The magical mystery tour
419
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,700
is dying to take you away
420
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,000
dying to take you away
421
00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:29,900
take you today
422
00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:51,800
And that was
a Magical Mystery Tour
423
00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:53,300
I told ya
424
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:54,800
Goodbye
425
00:51:55,800 --> 00:00:00,000
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