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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,396 --> 00:00:17,727 Man: No. 2 00:00:24,871 --> 00:00:26,395 Hear any good stories lately? 3 00:00:30,911 --> 00:00:32,469 Let me see if I know any. 4 00:00:35,215 --> 00:00:37,150 Oh, I got a good one. 5 00:00:37,150 --> 00:00:38,549 And this one really happened. 6 00:00:41,488 --> 00:00:42,978 I swear. 7 00:00:51,998 --> 00:00:54,762 It's another example of the universe saying, 8 00:00:56,370 --> 00:00:58,270 �Just when you thought you were safe. 9 00:00:59,473 --> 00:01:01,907 just when you thought you had it all under control� 10 00:01:03,810 --> 00:01:05,675 wrong place, wrong time.� 11 00:01:30,070 --> 00:01:31,059 No. 12 00:01:31,605 --> 00:01:33,800 No. No! 13 00:01:45,252 --> 00:01:47,413 Just give me a second to figure out the ending. 14 00:01:54,828 --> 00:01:58,491 URBANIA 15 00:02:03,770 --> 00:02:05,238 Don't you start with me. 16 00:02:05,238 --> 00:02:06,807 Shit. 17 00:02:06,807 --> 00:02:08,741 No, I won't sink to that level. 18 00:02:10,577 --> 00:02:13,341 Pussies hold, you got 60 seconds. 19 00:02:27,861 --> 00:02:28,995 Woman: Yum. 20 00:02:28,995 --> 00:02:29,996 My favorite� 21 00:02:29,996 --> 00:02:31,964 mystery meat. 22 00:02:33,266 --> 00:02:34,968 Yeah, isn't it a little�? 23 00:02:34,968 --> 00:02:36,269 Yes, it is. 24 00:02:36,269 --> 00:02:38,305 Hold on. 25 00:02:38,305 --> 00:02:40,006 Atta boy. 26 00:02:40,006 --> 00:02:42,133 Of course, I have something in position. 27 00:02:44,177 --> 00:02:45,269 You're done. 28 00:02:46,279 --> 00:02:47,303 You a broker? 29 00:02:48,815 --> 00:02:50,248 Commodities. 30 00:02:50,851 --> 00:02:52,910 Got any inside skinny? 31 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:55,888 You wanna talk business? 32 00:02:57,257 --> 00:02:59,157 Talk down to me. 33 00:03:00,527 --> 00:03:01,628 Okay. 34 00:03:01,628 --> 00:03:04,164 What have you learned so far? 35 00:03:04,164 --> 00:03:06,724 That I can't control the market. 36 00:03:07,701 --> 00:03:09,532 (knock on door) 37 00:03:22,349 --> 00:03:24,751 Just listen to your body; 38 00:03:24,751 --> 00:03:26,520 it's a disciplined investor. 39 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:29,022 About your kidney� 40 00:03:29,022 --> 00:03:30,457 taxable fund. 41 00:03:30,457 --> 00:03:32,259 One gets over taxed 42 00:03:32,259 --> 00:03:34,693 you got another one to start all over again. 43 00:03:35,695 --> 00:03:37,185 And then there's my favorite� 44 00:03:40,166 --> 00:03:41,895 the emerging markets. 45 00:03:46,573 --> 00:03:49,542 Only risk what you're willing to lose. 46 00:03:51,244 --> 00:03:53,513 Like my daddy said, 47 00:03:53,513 --> 00:03:56,182 �You get some battle scars, 48 00:03:56,182 --> 00:03:58,673 they make great wars tories.� 49 00:04:43,330 --> 00:04:44,888 (screaming) 50 00:04:45,865 --> 00:04:48,535 Woman: They took his kidney, 51 00:04:48,535 --> 00:04:50,837 left him cold, wet and bleeding. 52 00:04:50,837 --> 00:04:52,238 Man: Uh-huh. 53 00:04:52,238 --> 00:04:54,808 What? It's true. 54 00:04:54,808 --> 00:04:56,343 I love this city. 55 00:04:56,343 --> 00:04:58,811 Someone's always got it worse than you. 56 00:05:00,146 --> 00:05:01,579 It's true. 57 00:05:03,183 --> 00:05:05,251 Man: Did you hear any good stories lately? 58 00:05:05,251 --> 00:05:07,120 Woman: You hear so many horror stories 59 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,712 about what's going on out there. 60 00:05:10,590 --> 00:05:11,614 What is your story? 61 00:05:22,135 --> 00:05:23,124 Hey. 62 00:05:25,171 --> 00:05:27,007 Fuck you. 63 00:05:27,007 --> 00:05:28,599 Hey, that's what I eat. 64 00:05:31,144 --> 00:05:33,213 Woman: You know, I heard this story 65 00:05:33,213 --> 00:05:34,547 about this friend of a friend of mine� 66 00:05:34,547 --> 00:05:36,516 Man: I know this one. 67 00:05:36,516 --> 00:05:38,018 Remember the 50s? 68 00:05:38,018 --> 00:05:40,120 People were fucked back then doing it 69 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,589 and just as high. Up the ass, in the mouth� 70 00:05:42,589 --> 00:05:43,715 You want some gum? 71 00:05:44,691 --> 00:05:46,056 Why? 72 00:05:49,429 --> 00:05:50,726 Take it. 73 00:05:52,032 --> 00:05:53,767 We got to get the kids to the country 74 00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:55,502 where they'll be safe. 75 00:05:55,502 --> 00:05:57,129 I have to go up. 76 00:05:58,204 --> 00:05:59,228 Why? 77 00:06:02,709 --> 00:06:04,711 - This happened. - Uh-huh. 78 00:06:04,711 --> 00:06:06,579 What if I finally found that thing I can't get through? 79 00:06:06,579 --> 00:06:07,910 Wouldn't that suck? 80 00:06:09,716 --> 00:06:12,118 I'm sorry, this is your story. Go ahead. 81 00:06:12,118 --> 00:06:15,388 Alright, I got a good one, and this one really happened. 82 00:06:15,388 --> 00:06:17,757 Woman: So the vender reaches in for a hotdog 83 00:06:17,757 --> 00:06:19,959 and pulls out a boiled rat. 84 00:06:19,959 --> 00:06:20,960 Uh-huh. 85 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,229 So I guess he lost his pet chihuahua or something 86 00:06:23,229 --> 00:06:25,532 and found him in the cooker. 87 00:06:25,532 --> 00:06:26,760 This shit happens all the time. 88 00:06:28,635 --> 00:06:29,602 What? 89 00:06:30,704 --> 00:06:33,298 That's my way of keeping shit from happening to me. 90 00:06:37,377 --> 00:06:39,470 Some bull shit story. 91 00:06:39,713 --> 00:06:40,702 Shut up. 92 00:06:41,715 --> 00:06:42,704 It's true. 93 00:06:43,783 --> 00:06:44,984 Something happen to you? 94 00:06:44,984 --> 00:06:46,853 Don't worry, I got everything under control. 95 00:06:46,853 --> 00:06:49,155 - This happened. - Uh-huh. 96 00:06:49,155 --> 00:06:50,281 It's true. 97 00:06:51,491 --> 00:06:52,926 You hear so many horror stories 98 00:06:52,926 --> 00:06:54,826 about what's goin' on out there. 99 00:06:57,597 --> 00:06:59,165 What, it's just a story, right? 100 00:06:59,165 --> 00:07:01,000 Don't play games with me. 101 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,002 You think you got it all figured out. 102 00:07:03,002 --> 00:07:04,594 You don't know shit about me. 103 00:07:07,006 --> 00:07:08,200 What did you do? 104 00:07:10,276 --> 00:07:12,904 It's weird. I'm working graveyard now. 105 00:07:13,947 --> 00:07:16,416 I can't sleep. 106 00:07:16,416 --> 00:07:20,086 So I'm always going out when everyone's coming in. 107 00:07:20,086 --> 00:07:23,021 And today I felt like 108 00:07:24,057 --> 00:07:25,684 I was going back in time 109 00:07:26,993 --> 00:07:28,153 to you. 110 00:07:30,563 --> 00:07:32,360 Please pickup. 111 00:07:34,934 --> 00:07:38,071 I'm calling like always before to say that 112 00:07:38,071 --> 00:07:39,732 I'm on my way home. 113 00:07:41,374 --> 00:07:43,171 I really thought you might be there. 114 00:07:52,986 --> 00:07:55,755 Watch out, they're putting infected needles in there. 115 00:07:55,755 --> 00:07:57,023 One prick and� 116 00:07:57,023 --> 00:07:59,759 Oh. Not exactly the change I was looking for. 117 00:07:59,759 --> 00:08:02,729 Hey, I got eight inches and it's all for you. 118 00:08:02,729 --> 00:08:04,397 - Hey. - Okay, 119 00:08:04,397 --> 00:08:06,262 if I get to keep it when we're done. 120 00:08:10,970 --> 00:08:12,205 Much better than, �Hey.� 121 00:08:12,205 --> 00:08:14,040 Gotta learn to protect yourself. 122 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:15,132 Amen. 123 00:08:17,877 --> 00:08:18,945 Where are you headed? 124 00:08:18,945 --> 00:08:19,934 Oh. 125 00:08:22,182 --> 00:08:24,207 Your life can change in a second. 126 00:08:26,319 --> 00:08:28,021 I know that. 127 00:08:28,021 --> 00:08:30,080 You're never given anything you can't handle. 128 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:35,559 Bullshit. 129 00:08:38,565 --> 00:08:39,725 It's nice to meet you. 130 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,209 Man: I don't go out to go in. 131 00:08:49,209 --> 00:08:51,578 That drag queen is dragging me down! 132 00:08:51,578 --> 00:08:54,447 Terry, baby, it's Sam. 133 00:08:54,447 --> 00:08:57,050 Terry! 134 00:08:57,050 --> 00:08:58,312 Terry? 135 00:08:59,352 --> 00:09:01,588 - Oh. Hey. - Sorry. 136 00:09:01,588 --> 00:09:03,886 Listen, man, I have never done this before. 137 00:09:04,924 --> 00:09:06,826 I'm just trying to get home. 138 00:09:06,826 --> 00:09:08,628 I stopped in some fucking place over there 139 00:09:08,628 --> 00:09:09,896 to get a brewsky� No, really. 140 00:09:09,896 --> 00:09:12,265 You know, and I got to take a leak. 141 00:09:12,265 --> 00:09:14,067 I go in there and I assume the position. 142 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:15,568 I got my hands full, right? 143 00:09:15,568 --> 00:09:18,799 And some motherfucker comes in before I even notice. 144 00:09:26,112 --> 00:09:28,740 This motherfucker is making off with my wallet! 145 00:09:30,483 --> 00:09:32,144 Get in the fucking car. 146 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,445 I'm pissing on the wall and my shoes and� 147 00:09:37,457 --> 00:09:38,791 Motherfucker. 148 00:09:38,791 --> 00:09:40,593 Yeah, man, that's what happened. 149 00:09:40,593 --> 00:09:43,796 So, yeah, I'll tell you what. 150 00:09:43,796 --> 00:09:46,599 Why don't� Here. 151 00:09:46,599 --> 00:09:48,067 Why don't you write your name and address 152 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:49,235 on this little piece of paper 153 00:09:49,235 --> 00:09:50,998 and I'll mail you the ten bucks back? 154 00:09:51,571 --> 00:09:52,663 You got a pen? 155 00:10:19,766 --> 00:10:21,233 (police sirens) 156 00:11:07,113 --> 00:11:08,171 Hello. 157 00:11:13,453 --> 00:11:15,088 Is it you? 158 00:11:15,088 --> 00:11:16,783 (phone hangs up) 159 00:11:30,970 --> 00:11:33,495 (phone rings) 160 00:11:42,815 --> 00:11:44,282 TV: Hello? 161 00:11:46,152 --> 00:11:47,642 It's me. 162 00:11:49,188 --> 00:11:51,057 I've called the police. 163 00:11:51,057 --> 00:11:52,490 They don't care. 164 00:11:53,726 --> 00:11:56,496 My boyfriend's on his way over. 165 00:11:56,496 --> 00:11:58,430 He's never getting there. 166 00:11:59,866 --> 00:12:02,268 What do you want from me? 167 00:12:02,268 --> 00:12:04,133 I want you to know 168 00:12:05,171 --> 00:12:06,604 you're mine. 169 00:12:07,807 --> 00:12:09,642 Neighbor: No. 170 00:12:09,642 --> 00:12:12,236 No! It hurts! 171 00:12:13,379 --> 00:12:15,006 It hurts. 172 00:12:16,182 --> 00:12:17,683 Leave me alone! 173 00:12:17,683 --> 00:12:20,620 TV: Belle, Sgt. Prowell, 60th Precinct. 174 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:21,621 We've traced the calls. 175 00:12:21,621 --> 00:12:24,023 They're coming from inside the house. 176 00:12:24,023 --> 00:12:25,012 Get out! 177 00:12:45,711 --> 00:12:47,980 Police, hold it right there. 178 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:49,208 Freeze. 179 00:12:55,054 --> 00:12:56,681 Man: God damn it. 180 00:13:08,134 --> 00:13:10,830 Can you help me out? I need� 181 00:13:13,306 --> 00:13:15,001 I want to rep� 182 00:13:18,744 --> 00:13:20,880 No, I'm� 183 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,508 You know what? I'm gonna do this myself. 184 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,085 It hurts. 185 00:13:42,835 --> 00:13:44,437 You standing guard? 186 00:13:44,437 --> 00:13:45,836 Got a date? 187 00:13:46,873 --> 00:13:48,808 If I get lucky. 188 00:13:48,808 --> 00:13:51,444 If you get lucky, good night for it. 189 00:13:51,444 --> 00:13:54,680 Daylight savings time ends tonight. 190 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:57,171 You get one hour twice. 191 00:13:59,952 --> 00:14:01,287 Yeah. 192 00:14:01,287 --> 00:14:05,358 I don't do good in winter on account I'm so cold-blooded, 193 00:14:05,358 --> 00:14:07,193 just like my mother. 194 00:14:07,193 --> 00:14:09,762 My mother, if she saw me like this 195 00:14:09,762 --> 00:14:11,397 she would just die. 196 00:14:11,397 --> 00:14:13,058 Luckily she's dead. 197 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:15,701 Stay warm. 198 00:14:15,701 --> 00:14:17,168 Yeah. 199 00:14:18,004 --> 00:14:19,505 My mother� 200 00:14:19,505 --> 00:14:23,176 Ain't you ever hear the one about the lady a long time ago 201 00:14:23,176 --> 00:14:25,945 who had this baby and she was parked in this lot? 202 00:14:25,945 --> 00:14:28,214 And she was doing her best, 203 00:14:28,214 --> 00:14:30,616 she had her arms full with the baby and the bags. 204 00:14:30,616 --> 00:14:33,152 She put the baby on the car roof, 205 00:14:33,152 --> 00:14:36,255 and she put the bags in the back, and got in. 206 00:14:36,255 --> 00:14:39,458 and she left the baby on the roof and forgot about it. 207 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,459 You hear that one? 208 00:14:40,459 --> 00:14:41,527 No. 209 00:14:41,527 --> 00:14:43,461 Well, that was my mother. 210 00:14:46,499 --> 00:14:49,268 Maybe that's why I'm a little� 211 00:14:49,268 --> 00:14:50,803 you know�in the head. 212 00:14:50,803 --> 00:14:52,930 Oh, I don't know. 213 00:14:53,873 --> 00:14:55,500 It's a good story though. 214 00:14:58,144 --> 00:14:59,345 Have you eaten? 215 00:14:59,345 --> 00:15:00,646 Oh, God, yeah. 216 00:15:00,646 --> 00:15:04,784 I ate a whole bag of Pepperidge Farm cookies 217 00:15:04,784 --> 00:15:07,720 and some Kellog's lightly frosted bran flakes, 218 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:10,423 just an hour ago. I'm still stuffed. 219 00:15:10,423 --> 00:15:11,958 Here you go. Take it anyway. 220 00:15:11,958 --> 00:15:13,482 I gotta go. 221 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,359 Buy a bottle of something. 222 00:15:17,163 --> 00:15:20,621 Hey, I'm on the wagon. Fuck. 223 00:15:22,201 --> 00:15:24,761 Don't forget to set your clock back! 224 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,581 Uh, watch it, dick! 225 00:16:27,933 --> 00:16:30,231 226 00:16:46,052 --> 00:16:47,952 How are you doing this evening? 227 00:16:48,988 --> 00:16:50,356 Something I can get you? 228 00:16:50,356 --> 00:16:54,427 I'm forgetting about you at least twice a day. 229 00:16:54,427 --> 00:16:57,229 Hey, come on! 230 00:16:57,229 --> 00:17:00,466 Why would I hate you? I hardly know you! 231 00:17:00,466 --> 00:17:01,558 Here you go. 232 00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:05,396 Looking for someone? 233 00:17:06,572 --> 00:17:07,740 I'm going to wait. 234 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:09,075 Please. 235 00:17:09,075 --> 00:17:11,610 In the mean time, can I get you something? 236 00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:12,611 I don't drink anymore. 237 00:17:12,611 --> 00:17:15,348 Seltzer? Bottle of spring water? 238 00:17:15,348 --> 00:17:16,582 Anything? 239 00:17:16,582 --> 00:17:18,607 - No, thanks. - Juice? 240 00:17:20,486 --> 00:17:21,620 What's your name? 241 00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:22,922 My name? Matt. 242 00:17:22,922 --> 00:17:25,686 Matt, nothing, thanks. 243 00:17:31,197 --> 00:17:32,789 Yum, thanks. 244 00:17:35,301 --> 00:17:36,768 - Hey, Molly. - Matt. 245 00:17:45,311 --> 00:17:46,778 Here. For taking up space. 246 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:52,685 You're waiting? 247 00:17:52,685 --> 00:17:54,286 Yeah. 248 00:17:54,286 --> 00:17:55,685 For this�um� 249 00:17:56,689 --> 00:17:58,858 this guy. 250 00:17:58,858 --> 00:18:00,526 Something happened and� 251 00:18:00,526 --> 00:18:01,493 (glass shatters) 252 00:18:04,697 --> 00:18:06,198 You don't wanna hear this. 253 00:18:06,198 --> 00:18:07,299 It's alright. 254 00:18:07,299 --> 00:18:09,235 No, this isn't that kind of bar 255 00:18:09,235 --> 00:18:12,471 and from the looks of things you're not that kind of bartender. 256 00:18:12,471 --> 00:18:14,166 That kind? 257 00:18:19,745 --> 00:18:21,614 Oh. 258 00:18:21,614 --> 00:18:22,782 Probably not. 259 00:18:22,782 --> 00:18:24,083 Probably? 260 00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:25,641 Uh, not. 261 00:18:30,956 --> 00:18:33,325 Listen, I hold no objections to human needs. 262 00:18:33,325 --> 00:18:34,827 Oh yeah? 263 00:18:34,827 --> 00:18:36,195 We've all been there� 264 00:18:36,195 --> 00:18:38,164 the heart racing, pulse beating� 265 00:18:38,164 --> 00:18:40,332 penis throbbing� 266 00:18:40,332 --> 00:18:41,629 Oh. 267 00:18:43,002 --> 00:18:45,004 Hey, look, you know, I don't know you, 268 00:18:45,004 --> 00:18:47,006 you don't know me. You don't know what my story is. 269 00:18:47,006 --> 00:18:49,031 Too true. What is your story? 270 00:18:50,676 --> 00:18:51,677 No. 271 00:18:51,677 --> 00:18:53,145 Distract me, Matt. 272 00:18:53,145 --> 00:18:55,010 Take me out of my own head for two minutes. 273 00:18:59,652 --> 00:19:01,954 Her name was Clara. 274 00:19:01,954 --> 00:19:04,857 Early 40s, beautiful. 275 00:19:04,857 --> 00:19:07,951 Lover of jazz and Bourbon Sours. 276 00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:18,359 Woman: These are what Catherine Deneuve drinks. 277 00:19:20,773 --> 00:19:22,942 Bourbon Sours. 278 00:19:22,942 --> 00:19:24,933 Read that in an interview. 279 00:19:30,049 --> 00:19:32,418 I was beautiful once. 280 00:19:32,418 --> 00:19:34,954 What are you talking about? 281 00:19:34,954 --> 00:19:36,422 You're still a beautiful woman. 282 00:19:36,422 --> 00:19:39,758 If ol' Catherine were married to the thing that I'm married to, 283 00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:42,862 and had given birth to these American monsters, 284 00:19:42,862 --> 00:19:44,797 she wouldn't look too good either. 285 00:19:44,797 --> 00:19:46,899 She goes on like this. 286 00:19:46,899 --> 00:19:48,534 Those miserable kids� 287 00:19:48,534 --> 00:19:50,803 they cruise the web for porno sites. 288 00:19:50,803 --> 00:19:53,072 And now these American kids 289 00:19:53,072 --> 00:19:55,708 can't be a second without entertainment. 290 00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:56,834 Always. 291 00:20:02,681 --> 00:20:06,619 They have their remote mentality in their head, you know? 292 00:20:06,619 --> 00:20:08,420 Always looking for something better. 293 00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:11,390 Like their father, always looking for something new. 294 00:20:11,390 --> 00:20:15,019 And if you're not attending to them, they click you off. 295 00:20:20,299 --> 00:20:22,392 My husband is fucking around on me, 296 00:20:26,705 --> 00:20:29,608 I'm a redundancy with no cash value. 297 00:20:29,608 --> 00:20:30,776 Don't say that. 298 00:20:30,776 --> 00:20:32,209 Shut up, it's true. 299 00:20:36,248 --> 00:20:38,350 And then she stares at me, 300 00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:39,952 and I mean, stares. 301 00:20:39,952 --> 00:20:42,250 I get an immediate bone, I must admit. 302 00:20:44,557 --> 00:20:47,185 And then she puts a crisp 50 down on the bar. 303 00:20:49,595 --> 00:20:50,896 For you. 304 00:20:50,896 --> 00:20:52,932 Why? I haven't done anything to deserve that. 305 00:20:52,932 --> 00:20:54,422 Not yet. 306 00:20:57,336 --> 00:20:58,470 What's your name? 307 00:20:58,470 --> 00:20:59,960 My name, um, Matt. 308 00:21:01,674 --> 00:21:02,663 Matt. 309 00:21:04,243 --> 00:21:05,505 Show me. 310 00:21:06,645 --> 00:21:08,681 - Matt. - I'm sorry, show you? 311 00:21:08,681 --> 00:21:11,809 Join me a minute in the bathroom and show me what you have. 312 00:21:14,687 --> 00:21:15,676 No. 313 00:21:24,330 --> 00:21:26,389 I'm sorry, no. 314 00:21:35,107 --> 00:21:38,338 Clearly a woman for whom �no� was for the right price� 315 00:21:39,345 --> 00:21:40,369 �Yes.� 316 00:21:43,048 --> 00:21:46,285 No woman ever wanted to just use me. 317 00:21:46,285 --> 00:21:48,048 I appreciated that. 318 00:21:49,388 --> 00:21:50,422 So? 319 00:21:50,422 --> 00:21:54,293 Well, it was getting to be a ridiculous amount of money 320 00:21:54,293 --> 00:21:55,920 for one simple flash. 321 00:22:10,509 --> 00:22:12,500 That's all she wanted after all. 322 00:22:33,399 --> 00:22:36,568 I went home and pulled the pud goodnight. 323 00:22:36,568 --> 00:22:37,870 Jesus. 324 00:22:37,870 --> 00:22:41,774 Anyway, about three months later I get a certified letter. 325 00:22:41,774 --> 00:22:43,909 I never got one of those before. 326 00:22:43,909 --> 00:22:47,046 Saying Clara and that husband of hers had gone on a vacation. 327 00:22:47,046 --> 00:22:49,048 She got one of those airline insurance policies 328 00:22:49,048 --> 00:22:51,243 and named me as the beneficiary. 329 00:22:53,986 --> 00:22:55,888 Their plane blew up. 330 00:22:55,888 --> 00:22:57,756 That stool you're sitting on, 331 00:22:57,756 --> 00:22:58,745 is mine. 332 00:23:00,826 --> 00:23:04,296 So believe me, I hold no objection 333 00:23:04,296 --> 00:23:05,497 to human needs. 334 00:23:05,497 --> 00:23:08,100 Wow. 335 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:09,795 Wow, now I want to see. 336 00:23:10,969 --> 00:23:12,337 Bye, Matt. 337 00:23:12,337 --> 00:23:14,100 Hey, thanks, guys. Goodnight. 338 00:23:22,848 --> 00:23:24,110 Human needs, man. 339 00:23:25,784 --> 00:23:28,587 Yeah, look� 340 00:23:28,587 --> 00:23:29,918 No objections, right? 341 00:23:35,994 --> 00:23:37,796 It's for your help. 342 00:23:37,796 --> 00:23:39,131 Dick. 343 00:23:39,131 --> 00:23:40,632 This guy, he's� 344 00:23:40,632 --> 00:23:43,235 someone you might remember seeing in here. 345 00:23:43,235 --> 00:23:44,930 What does he look like? 346 00:23:46,772 --> 00:23:48,807 Well, 347 00:23:48,807 --> 00:23:50,776 he was born with all the right stuff. 348 00:23:50,776 --> 00:23:52,344 Good looking, huh? 349 00:23:52,344 --> 00:23:56,014 Yeah, but he's fast approaching the flipside of sexy. 350 00:23:56,014 --> 00:23:57,916 He doesn't take care of himself. 351 00:23:57,916 --> 00:24:00,419 He's reckless, for now, though. 352 00:24:00,419 --> 00:24:01,353 Gotcha. 353 00:24:01,353 --> 00:24:03,322 He's got a tattoo. 354 00:24:03,322 --> 00:24:05,190 A big one. 355 00:24:05,190 --> 00:24:07,092 - A snake� - Wrapped around a heart? 356 00:24:07,092 --> 00:24:08,081 Squeezing. 357 00:24:09,428 --> 00:24:10,725 That's the guy? 358 00:24:13,332 --> 00:24:15,232 Don't worry, I know about the girl. 359 00:24:16,468 --> 00:24:19,471 Is he hanging with any guys lately? 360 00:24:19,471 --> 00:24:21,573 No. 361 00:24:21,573 --> 00:24:23,342 Any particular days? Times? 362 00:24:23,342 --> 00:24:24,866 No. Late. 363 00:24:26,578 --> 00:24:27,602 Okay. 364 00:24:28,714 --> 00:24:30,978 I'll see you later then, alright? 365 00:24:32,518 --> 00:24:34,686 You sure he's what you're looking for? 366 00:24:34,686 --> 00:24:36,244 Yeah. 367 00:24:36,688 --> 00:24:38,519 Don't worry, I got everything under control. 368 00:24:40,592 --> 00:24:42,795 Hey, what do you want to do? 369 00:24:42,795 --> 00:24:45,130 Do you want to do what, honeybun? 370 00:24:45,130 --> 00:24:46,495 Come on, little girl. 371 00:25:28,707 --> 00:25:30,776 Hey, it's Charlie� 372 00:25:30,776 --> 00:25:32,177 Oh my God! 373 00:25:32,177 --> 00:25:33,508 I was in the neighbor� 374 00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:38,750 Please, oh my God, she'll catch her death! 375 00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:41,446 It rained on her. 376 00:26:03,642 --> 00:26:07,179 My my my, look what the cat� 377 00:26:07,179 --> 00:26:08,339 yadda-yadda-yadda. 378 00:26:17,923 --> 00:26:19,720 - I thought I'd say� - Hey. 379 00:26:20,993 --> 00:26:21,994 Oh, you're wet. 380 00:26:21,994 --> 00:26:24,189 Oh, I'm sorry. 381 00:26:26,164 --> 00:26:27,392 Come in from the rain. 382 00:26:30,802 --> 00:26:33,396 At last. Hey! 383 00:26:55,727 --> 00:26:56,853 Great. 384 00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:03,164 Yeah. 385 00:27:08,607 --> 00:27:12,611 � He wanted big beehive hair � 386 00:27:12,611 --> 00:27:16,604 � Big beehive hair � 387 00:27:36,835 --> 00:27:38,928 Hey, hey, darling! 388 00:27:56,488 --> 00:27:58,357 Let's get you out of these things. 389 00:27:58,357 --> 00:27:59,624 Don't worry about me. 390 00:27:59,624 --> 00:28:02,461 Oh, but I do. I lie awake at night thinking, 391 00:28:02,461 --> 00:28:04,520 �What's become of him? Is he wet?� 392 00:28:07,532 --> 00:28:08,867 What? 393 00:28:08,867 --> 00:28:10,061 Brett, are you expecting company? 394 00:28:11,970 --> 00:28:13,767 Oh, God! Yuck! 395 00:28:15,374 --> 00:28:18,400 Hey, Charlie, you just thumbed out a family member. 396 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,315 It's yours. 397 00:28:23,315 --> 00:28:24,816 You preserving it? 398 00:28:24,816 --> 00:28:27,285 Eat me. 399 00:28:27,285 --> 00:28:28,616 Please. 400 00:28:30,822 --> 00:28:33,158 Elderly woman: No, we don't want� Oh, dear. 401 00:28:33,158 --> 00:28:36,428 Oh my, Vivian. Poor little Vivian. 402 00:28:36,428 --> 00:28:39,831 We got to get you dry. 403 00:28:39,831 --> 00:28:43,035 We don't want the little girl to catch pneumonia. 404 00:28:43,035 --> 00:28:46,138 We've got to get you dry. Oh dear�! 405 00:28:46,138 --> 00:28:48,373 Oh, no. Oh, no. I just heard a sneeze. 406 00:28:48,373 --> 00:28:50,175 Oh my baby had a sneeze. 407 00:28:50,175 --> 00:28:51,877 You'll catch your death. 408 00:28:51,877 --> 00:28:54,913 Oh, we're going to make you dry. 409 00:28:54,913 --> 00:28:55,814 Did this warm you up? 410 00:28:55,814 --> 00:28:57,873 - Sure. - Look. 411 00:29:00,852 --> 00:29:02,217 Oh, God. 412 00:29:07,092 --> 00:29:09,492 So, what have you been up to? 413 00:29:11,763 --> 00:29:13,598 What have you been up to? 414 00:29:13,598 --> 00:29:16,533 Oh, I missed you, Charlie. 415 00:29:18,303 --> 00:29:20,172 - I'm sorry. - Don't be. 416 00:29:20,172 --> 00:29:21,434 I am. 417 00:29:23,809 --> 00:29:26,178 That's just the old girl next door's microwave. 418 00:29:26,178 --> 00:29:28,413 (dog yowling) 419 00:29:28,413 --> 00:29:30,847 - Vivian! - She's nuts. 420 00:29:33,285 --> 00:29:34,586 So� 421 00:29:34,586 --> 00:29:36,076 So. 422 00:29:37,856 --> 00:29:39,756 Are we all talked out? 423 00:29:41,993 --> 00:29:43,984 I'll tell you what I've been doing. 424 00:29:45,697 --> 00:29:49,030 I have been having an intimate relationship 425 00:29:50,168 --> 00:29:51,863 with my VCR. 426 00:29:52,971 --> 00:29:56,842 Renting all this groovy, early 70's British stuff. 427 00:29:56,842 --> 00:29:58,009 And for some reason 428 00:29:58,009 --> 00:30:00,512 Glenda Jackson is in every single one of them. 429 00:30:00,512 --> 00:30:01,913 You know who she is? 430 00:30:01,913 --> 00:30:03,849 Of course you don't. You're movie illiterate. 431 00:30:03,849 --> 00:30:06,151 Yes, I know who Glenda fucking Jackson is. 432 00:30:06,151 --> 00:30:08,016 Charlie's getting a boner. 433 00:30:12,724 --> 00:30:15,861 Anyway, last night was �Sunday Bloody Sunday.� 434 00:30:15,861 --> 00:30:17,929 Did you ever see it? 435 00:30:17,929 --> 00:30:20,332 Glenda and Peter Finch are both in love 436 00:30:20,332 --> 00:30:21,900 with Murray Head. 437 00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:24,302 And they both make do while he flits back and forth. 438 00:30:24,302 --> 00:30:26,471 It is, after all, the 70s. 439 00:30:26,471 --> 00:30:28,773 And Murray, being the butt-plug that he is, 440 00:30:28,773 --> 00:30:31,537 doesn't see the problem, until one day Glenda says, 441 00:30:33,645 --> 00:30:37,137 �I've had this business, "Anything is better than nothing." 442 00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:40,318 There are some times when nothing 443 00:30:40,318 --> 00:30:42,786 has to be better than anything.� 444 00:30:48,894 --> 00:30:50,327 How are you doing? 445 00:30:53,265 --> 00:30:56,132 He said, �Biting the bullet.� 446 00:30:57,536 --> 00:30:59,333 How Stella Dallas of you. 447 00:31:00,105 --> 00:31:01,806 Do you know who Stella Dallas is? 448 00:31:01,806 --> 00:31:03,808 Fuck you. 449 00:31:03,808 --> 00:31:05,210 You don't, do you? 450 00:31:05,210 --> 00:31:06,768 You're so butch. 451 00:31:07,846 --> 00:31:10,482 Brett, not all of us are into drawing tea roses 452 00:31:10,482 --> 00:31:12,150 and collecting Depression glass. 453 00:31:12,150 --> 00:31:14,052 That I left to you and Chris. 454 00:31:14,052 --> 00:31:17,419 Oh, the portion of our program where we discuss him. 455 00:31:20,559 --> 00:31:21,685 Oh, that look. 456 00:31:24,095 --> 00:31:25,221 Look. 457 00:31:34,472 --> 00:31:36,030 Cold. 458 00:31:51,423 --> 00:31:52,857 Up. 459 00:31:52,857 --> 00:31:54,256 Alright. 460 00:31:59,598 --> 00:32:01,166 Now you're protected. 461 00:32:01,166 --> 00:32:03,101 Listen, 462 00:32:03,101 --> 00:32:05,036 I'm here for you. 463 00:32:05,036 --> 00:32:06,605 Of course you are, you're not here for you. 464 00:32:06,605 --> 00:32:08,907 This is strictly a penance visit. 465 00:32:08,907 --> 00:32:10,397 Who'd you kill, Charlie? 466 00:32:24,322 --> 00:32:26,313 Well, I am scoring high tonight. 467 00:32:33,164 --> 00:32:34,426 Still in mourning, huh? 468 00:32:36,568 --> 00:32:39,771 Still seeing� what's her name, Renee? 469 00:32:39,771 --> 00:32:41,673 I'm not going to a therapist 470 00:32:41,673 --> 00:32:43,675 who survived Auschwitz. Okay? 471 00:32:43,675 --> 00:32:46,544 I felt so guilty talking about my problems. 472 00:32:46,544 --> 00:32:49,138 Forget me, what you've been through� 473 00:32:53,318 --> 00:32:55,186 Besides, I think I found him. 474 00:32:55,186 --> 00:32:56,881 Who? 475 00:33:04,696 --> 00:33:06,823 The guy who's going to make everything right. 476 00:33:08,033 --> 00:33:09,367 So you see, I am recovering. 477 00:33:09,367 --> 00:33:12,070 Great, where'd you meet him? 478 00:33:12,070 --> 00:33:15,006 If I tell you that, you'll think I'm this cheap thing. 479 00:33:15,006 --> 00:33:16,508 No, I won't, I swear. 480 00:33:16,508 --> 00:33:18,209 In the street. 481 00:33:18,209 --> 00:33:19,944 You whore! 482 00:33:19,944 --> 00:33:21,844 Right out in the open like that. 483 00:33:28,853 --> 00:33:31,583 - What's his name? - I didn't ask. 484 00:33:31,990 --> 00:33:33,825 Oh my God. 485 00:33:33,825 --> 00:33:36,928 Yeah, we had this one fateful encounter. 486 00:33:36,928 --> 00:33:38,063 You're the worst. 487 00:33:38,063 --> 00:33:39,496 Yeah, I wish. 488 00:33:44,135 --> 00:33:46,603 Last week I saw him coming out of this bar. 489 00:33:47,405 --> 00:33:48,406 And? 490 00:33:48,406 --> 00:33:50,608 - I didn't have the guts. - Poor Charlie. 491 00:33:50,608 --> 00:33:53,475 No, not anymore. 492 00:33:54,479 --> 00:33:55,639 Not this time. 493 00:33:56,681 --> 00:33:58,917 I just went back. 494 00:33:58,917 --> 00:34:00,719 And? 495 00:34:00,719 --> 00:34:03,788 He wasn't in... yet. 496 00:34:03,788 --> 00:34:05,949 So, I� 497 00:34:07,092 --> 00:34:08,457 came here... 498 00:34:11,396 --> 00:34:14,058 in the interim. 499 00:34:17,035 --> 00:34:18,636 No, I wanted to see you. 500 00:34:18,636 --> 00:34:21,172 Thanks. 501 00:34:21,172 --> 00:34:22,537 Thanks. 502 00:34:23,808 --> 00:34:24,934 So� 503 00:34:29,414 --> 00:34:32,542 I think down deep you would be glad if you saw him. 504 00:34:33,618 --> 00:34:34,853 Good luck, honey. 505 00:34:34,853 --> 00:34:36,912 I only wish the best for you. 506 00:34:38,256 --> 00:34:39,689 Okay, what's wrong? 507 00:34:42,894 --> 00:34:44,589 I hate this. 508 00:34:45,797 --> 00:34:47,458 I know you do. 509 00:34:50,435 --> 00:34:51,459 No. 510 00:34:52,737 --> 00:34:56,841 You see, I'm blind in my right eye now. 511 00:34:56,841 --> 00:34:58,365 So boring. 512 00:35:00,044 --> 00:35:02,247 You know what really makes me pissy? 513 00:35:02,247 --> 00:35:05,648 Grunge, heroin chic, and dying are over. 514 00:35:07,185 --> 00:35:09,176 I so hate being behind the curve. 515 00:35:11,756 --> 00:35:13,121 Tourism's up. 516 00:35:16,394 --> 00:35:18,157 Are you okay? 517 00:35:20,498 --> 00:35:21,766 Why don't you, 518 00:35:21,766 --> 00:35:25,470 I don't know, write a column for the magazine? 519 00:35:25,470 --> 00:35:27,272 �The View from My Window,� 520 00:35:27,272 --> 00:35:29,536 �Vintage Videos,� I don't know. 521 00:35:31,376 --> 00:35:33,344 - I'll let you go now. - No, no. 522 00:35:34,879 --> 00:35:36,779 I'll stay for a little while. 523 00:35:38,616 --> 00:35:40,948 Let's watch �Women In Love.� 524 00:35:42,086 --> 00:35:44,145 No. 525 00:35:47,792 --> 00:35:51,728 I'm going to lie here and tell myself stories about you 526 00:35:53,164 --> 00:35:55,997 and the cold night, looking for your man. 527 00:35:59,103 --> 00:36:01,573 Don't worry. 528 00:36:01,573 --> 00:36:04,201 In my version you'll always come out on top. 529 00:36:09,848 --> 00:36:11,182 Hearing your voice on the message 530 00:36:11,182 --> 00:36:13,384 doesn't cut it anymore. 531 00:36:13,384 --> 00:36:15,375 I need you to talk to me. 532 00:36:18,756 --> 00:36:21,159 I finally figured out 533 00:36:21,159 --> 00:36:22,994 what I need to do. 534 00:36:22,994 --> 00:36:24,762 Please pickup. 535 00:36:24,762 --> 00:36:26,923 Look, I'm going to be a second, okay? 536 00:36:28,766 --> 00:36:31,436 You have to be able to talk to me. 537 00:36:31,436 --> 00:36:32,460 Just� What?! 538 00:36:37,075 --> 00:36:39,134 I gotta call you back. 539 00:36:43,381 --> 00:36:45,781 Yeah, somebody here needs an ambulance. 540 00:36:57,228 --> 00:36:58,889 I'm sorry. 541 00:37:06,971 --> 00:37:08,734 Oh God. 542 00:37:13,611 --> 00:37:15,044 That's $5. 543 00:37:16,481 --> 00:37:18,049 Hey, Charlie. 544 00:37:18,049 --> 00:37:20,018 Matt. 545 00:37:20,018 --> 00:37:21,920 No sign yet. 546 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,054 Thanks. 547 00:37:23,054 --> 00:37:25,189 Be patient, my friend. 548 00:37:25,189 --> 00:37:26,491 That's my middle name. 549 00:37:26,491 --> 00:37:29,394 God rewards the patient. 550 00:37:29,394 --> 00:37:32,997 I thought he rewarded the meek, or something. 551 00:37:32,997 --> 00:37:34,232 Both. 552 00:37:34,232 --> 00:37:35,426 That's good. 553 00:37:36,568 --> 00:37:39,137 It will be my night after all then. 554 00:37:39,137 --> 00:37:41,071 See ya. 555 00:37:50,415 --> 00:37:52,984 No, I've got my heart set. 556 00:37:52,984 --> 00:37:55,386 Are you kidding me? Did you see that guy? 557 00:37:55,386 --> 00:37:58,514 I don't know if I could kick him out of my ass. 558 00:38:00,592 --> 00:38:02,355 Oh, he's not. 559 00:38:03,428 --> 00:38:04,896 Go, get out of here. 560 00:38:04,896 --> 00:38:06,887 If your guy comes, he'll stay awhile. 561 00:38:23,948 --> 00:38:26,084 The blindfold, 562 00:38:26,084 --> 00:38:29,020 for, you know, before you get on the plane. 563 00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:31,522 I start to think he's trying to sell me into white slavery, 564 00:38:31,522 --> 00:38:33,992 but no, St. Bart's! 565 00:38:33,992 --> 00:38:36,594 I'm think Barry has gotten well. 566 00:38:36,594 --> 00:38:39,097 First day on the beach, fabulous. 567 00:38:39,097 --> 00:38:42,667 Aw, see? 568 00:38:42,667 --> 00:38:45,603 But then, you know, we go back to the room, 569 00:38:45,603 --> 00:38:48,406 and the room when we had been out, 570 00:38:48,406 --> 00:38:50,875 had been completely ransacked. 571 00:38:50,875 --> 00:38:54,445 Somebody, you know, like, the help�the natives� 572 00:38:54,445 --> 00:38:55,680 oh, I'm sorry� 573 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:59,450 but somebody had gone through and stolen everything. 574 00:38:59,450 --> 00:39:02,587 My clothes, everything. 575 00:39:02,587 --> 00:39:05,613 But the camera, thank God. 576 00:39:06,424 --> 00:39:08,393 And, you know, all the bathroom junk 577 00:39:08,393 --> 00:39:11,629 like the contact lens stuff, the toothbrush�is still there. 578 00:39:11,629 --> 00:39:14,732 Okay, so Gary asks me, �What do we do?� 579 00:39:14,732 --> 00:39:16,501 Well, I will not be moved. 580 00:39:16,501 --> 00:39:19,904 I will not start the rest of my life with this violation. 581 00:39:19,904 --> 00:39:22,140 Shit happens, the saying goes. 582 00:39:22,140 --> 00:39:23,441 So, 583 00:39:23,441 --> 00:39:27,002 Barry and I just took the best damn pictures we could. 584 00:39:28,579 --> 00:39:30,069 Look at this one. 585 00:39:31,949 --> 00:39:34,645 I'll be getting lots of multiples of these. 586 00:39:35,420 --> 00:39:36,853 Night. 587 00:39:37,055 --> 00:39:40,354 - How much is that? - $40. 588 00:39:41,959 --> 00:39:44,529 - Thank you. - Oh my God! 589 00:39:44,529 --> 00:39:47,732 Oh my God. 590 00:39:47,732 --> 00:39:50,201 Oh my God. 591 00:39:50,201 --> 00:39:52,294 - Here you go. - Leave it! 592 00:39:57,075 --> 00:39:59,669 Oh my God. Oh my God. 593 00:40:07,618 --> 00:40:08,778 Wow. 594 00:40:10,088 --> 00:40:12,818 I guess shit really does happen. 595 00:40:17,862 --> 00:40:18,886 I'm� 596 00:40:58,569 --> 00:40:59,831 Third time's a charm. 597 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:03,966 Second floor. 598 00:41:09,113 --> 00:41:10,876 (door buzzes) 599 00:41:28,299 --> 00:41:29,288 Hello? 600 00:41:30,902 --> 00:41:33,437 Television: But now everything's changed. 601 00:41:33,437 --> 00:41:35,606 - I don't know you anymore. - Hello? 602 00:41:35,606 --> 00:41:38,342 The accident's turned you into something else, 603 00:41:38,342 --> 00:41:39,900 someone I don't know. 604 00:41:46,951 --> 00:41:50,409 These arms were made to hold you. 605 00:41:52,156 --> 00:41:54,025 No, stop. 606 00:41:54,025 --> 00:41:55,993 Tomorrow. 607 00:41:56,961 --> 00:41:58,428 It's from my reel. 608 00:41:59,630 --> 00:42:01,757 I want to make sure it taped okay. 609 00:42:03,634 --> 00:42:05,469 Soaps suck. 610 00:42:05,469 --> 00:42:07,437 My agent's trying to get me of fit. 611 00:42:11,943 --> 00:42:13,467 You don't give a shit. 612 00:42:16,013 --> 00:42:17,344 That's cool. 613 00:42:25,590 --> 00:42:27,080 What can I do to impress you? 614 00:42:28,092 --> 00:42:29,719 I'm fine. 615 00:42:38,803 --> 00:42:41,372 You like acting? 616 00:42:41,372 --> 00:42:43,975 Oh, yeah. You get to be other people� 617 00:42:43,975 --> 00:42:46,077 if you're good. 618 00:42:46,077 --> 00:42:50,114 You get to scream and shout, let the demons out. 619 00:42:50,114 --> 00:42:51,649 You get noticed, 620 00:42:51,649 --> 00:42:53,879 which makes having demons almost worth while. 621 00:43:01,392 --> 00:43:06,295 I love that I go over, you go under. 622 00:43:07,398 --> 00:43:09,533 Didn't we just do that? 623 00:43:09,533 --> 00:43:10,801 Move. 624 00:43:10,801 --> 00:43:14,138 You're on my side. 625 00:43:14,138 --> 00:43:17,005 Let's find out how the other half sleeps. 626 00:43:18,175 --> 00:43:22,179 Scared of waking up on the wrong side of the bed? 627 00:43:22,179 --> 00:43:23,881 You think you're so brave. 628 00:43:23,881 --> 00:43:26,250 No, I don't. 629 00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:30,054 I just hoped that if I sleep in your space 630 00:43:30,054 --> 00:43:33,217 you'll be in my dreams. 631 00:43:40,598 --> 00:43:41,690 Want one? 632 00:43:42,867 --> 00:43:45,269 - Thanks, no. - It'll make you happy. 633 00:43:45,269 --> 00:43:46,861 I don't look happy? 634 00:43:48,072 --> 00:43:50,241 You seem, uh� 635 00:43:50,241 --> 00:43:52,209 you seem a little tense, 636 00:43:54,879 --> 00:43:56,744 mystery man. 637 00:44:04,221 --> 00:44:05,688 How'd you get that? 638 00:44:07,425 --> 00:44:08,687 Bar brawl. 639 00:44:11,162 --> 00:44:13,130 I love scars on a guy. 640 00:44:14,832 --> 00:44:17,034 They make them look dangerous. 641 00:44:17,034 --> 00:44:19,036 That's why I picked you up tonight. 642 00:44:19,036 --> 00:44:21,639 So you think I'm dangerous? 643 00:44:21,639 --> 00:44:24,267 I might as well take my chances and find out. 644 00:44:27,645 --> 00:44:31,215 Something about those eyes... 645 00:44:31,215 --> 00:44:32,204 and that. 646 00:44:45,896 --> 00:44:47,488 So you like dangerous guys? 647 00:44:49,467 --> 00:44:51,298 I don't know. 648 00:44:54,405 --> 00:44:55,838 It livens things up. 649 00:44:57,575 --> 00:44:59,202 I get bored easily. 650 00:45:01,679 --> 00:45:03,579 For awhile, I went to sex clubs. 651 00:45:04,648 --> 00:45:06,550 I didn't let anyone touch me, 652 00:45:06,550 --> 00:45:08,609 I'm not some sort of freak, but uh� 653 00:45:10,521 --> 00:45:13,391 I went to just walk around, 654 00:45:13,391 --> 00:45:16,193 watch people do shit, get noticed, 655 00:45:16,193 --> 00:45:18,024 get asked to do things. 656 00:45:19,030 --> 00:45:22,633 You wouldn't believe the kind of shit people are into. 657 00:45:22,633 --> 00:45:26,592 I mean, the things that they wanted me to do to them, 658 00:45:27,638 --> 00:45:29,128 but that got boring, too. 659 00:45:35,079 --> 00:45:38,783 Yeah, I'm not really into the whole queer scene. 660 00:45:38,783 --> 00:45:42,947 I don't even know any guys who are, like, totally gay. 661 00:45:44,789 --> 00:45:46,657 Excuse me? 662 00:45:46,657 --> 00:45:48,522 Well, my friends. 663 00:45:50,027 --> 00:45:52,863 My guy friends are straight. 664 00:45:52,863 --> 00:45:55,332 I consider myself bisexual. 665 00:45:55,332 --> 00:45:57,766 There was this gal at school. 666 00:45:59,570 --> 00:46:02,273 She was short, she was pretty. 667 00:46:02,273 --> 00:46:05,640 She was a hell of an actress and we were engaged for awhile. 668 00:46:10,581 --> 00:46:12,776 I really like girls, but� 669 00:46:15,186 --> 00:46:16,483 Well? 670 00:46:20,558 --> 00:46:23,227 You can't help yourself, right? 671 00:46:23,227 --> 00:46:26,297 Your libidinous nature just demands that you fuck everything. 672 00:46:26,297 --> 00:46:27,832 Yeah. 673 00:46:27,832 --> 00:46:29,493 Hey, listen, uh� 674 00:46:31,202 --> 00:46:32,794 - Charlie. - Charlie� 675 00:46:34,004 --> 00:46:37,303 Charlie, if I didn't like you 676 00:46:39,643 --> 00:46:41,577 in my place. 677 00:46:46,650 --> 00:46:49,220 Oh, in your place. 678 00:46:49,220 --> 00:46:50,788 I'm breathing the very same air. 679 00:46:50,788 --> 00:46:52,551 What more could a girl wish? 680 00:46:53,624 --> 00:46:56,320 I guess whatever happens after this will be gravy, right? 681 00:47:03,167 --> 00:47:05,101 Come on, let's fuck. 682 00:47:09,006 --> 00:47:10,564 It's cold. 683 00:47:45,309 --> 00:47:46,936 Okay, okay. 684 00:47:50,247 --> 00:47:52,340 Look, I don't get fucked, okay? 685 00:47:53,951 --> 00:47:55,384 It's just� 686 00:47:56,921 --> 00:47:58,616 I don't allow it. 687 00:48:00,691 --> 00:48:01,959 Really? 688 00:48:01,959 --> 00:48:05,417 Shit, because that's all I do. I fuck. 689 00:48:06,430 --> 00:48:07,419 What's so funny? 690 00:48:13,537 --> 00:48:15,706 You're a weird guy, Charlie. 691 00:48:15,706 --> 00:48:18,609 Why do you say that? 692 00:48:18,609 --> 00:48:19,944 Ron. 693 00:48:19,944 --> 00:48:23,514 Ron. I'm serious, Ron. 694 00:48:23,514 --> 00:48:25,282 That's why you brought me here, isn't it? 695 00:48:25,282 --> 00:48:27,147 Alright! Okay, okay. Alright. 696 00:48:31,956 --> 00:48:34,083 Maybe this was a mistake, okay? 697 00:48:36,794 --> 00:48:38,159 This isn't going to workout. 698 00:48:39,363 --> 00:48:40,523 So� 699 00:48:42,566 --> 00:48:45,369 - Yeah, what? - Maybe you should just leave. 700 00:48:45,369 --> 00:48:47,671 Maybe you should just make me, okay? 701 00:48:47,671 --> 00:48:49,106 - What? - You're the man, right? 702 00:48:49,106 --> 00:48:50,274 You like danger. 703 00:48:50,274 --> 00:48:52,109 - Just go. - I'm dismissed. 704 00:48:52,109 --> 00:48:54,812 - I didn't pass muster. - This is my place. 705 00:48:54,812 --> 00:48:56,177 You can say that all night. 706 00:48:57,548 --> 00:48:58,782 Look, I mean it. Get out of here. 707 00:48:58,782 --> 00:49:00,443 You get the fuck out of here. 708 00:49:04,855 --> 00:49:06,447 I mean it. Let's go. 709 00:49:07,524 --> 00:49:09,389 So do I. 710 00:49:17,534 --> 00:49:19,559 What the fuck are you gonna do? 711 00:49:20,871 --> 00:49:23,240 You bring a guy here, up to your place, 712 00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:25,442 with presumably every intention on your part 713 00:49:25,442 --> 00:49:27,244 and his, to fuck, 714 00:49:27,244 --> 00:49:29,235 somebody you don't even know, and here he is. 715 00:49:30,247 --> 00:49:31,949 Maybe he takes offense at some thing you said. 716 00:49:31,949 --> 00:49:34,577 Maybe he takes offense at any number of things. 717 00:49:36,253 --> 00:49:38,389 And sure, you can claim territorial imperative. 718 00:49:38,389 --> 00:49:39,549 It is your place. 719 00:49:41,191 --> 00:49:42,624 Maybe he just doesn't give a shit. 720 00:49:45,529 --> 00:49:46,830 What the fuck are you going to do? 721 00:49:46,830 --> 00:49:49,833 You going to come over here and call the cops? 722 00:49:49,833 --> 00:49:50,959 See if you get that far. 723 00:49:53,404 --> 00:49:54,462 You want me to fuck you? 724 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,941 Huh, cunt? 725 00:49:57,941 --> 00:49:59,343 You want me to? 726 00:49:59,343 --> 00:50:02,079 I'll give you a scar you really don't want, asshole. 727 00:50:02,079 --> 00:50:03,171 Faggot! 728 00:50:46,023 --> 00:50:47,752 Chuck. 729 00:50:51,228 --> 00:50:52,957 I did not. 730 00:51:07,945 --> 00:51:09,037 Fuck! 731 00:51:23,894 --> 00:51:26,988 Woman: No, I made a couple of hints� 732 00:51:35,773 --> 00:51:39,076 Honey, I think we've got company. 733 00:51:39,076 --> 00:51:41,678 I hope I'm not interrupting. 734 00:51:41,678 --> 00:51:44,114 - Chuck, right? - Yeah? 735 00:51:44,114 --> 00:51:46,049 How are you doing? 736 00:51:46,049 --> 00:51:47,751 Not bad. 737 00:51:47,751 --> 00:51:49,586 That's good. 738 00:51:49,586 --> 00:51:51,555 You don't remember me, do you? 739 00:51:51,555 --> 00:51:53,690 Yeah, no� I'm trying to place the� 740 00:51:53,690 --> 00:51:56,794 Chuck's real bad with names and faces and everything. 741 00:51:56,794 --> 00:51:59,263 - That's too bad. - But he's so cute and charming, 742 00:51:59,263 --> 00:52:01,331 so we gotta forgive him. 743 00:52:01,331 --> 00:52:04,034 Woman: Chuck, table for two. 744 00:52:04,034 --> 00:52:05,695 Oh, I'll walk you. 745 00:52:07,204 --> 00:52:09,039 - I'm Deedee. - I'm Charlie. 746 00:52:09,039 --> 00:52:11,667 - Nice to meet you, Charlie. - Nice to meet you, Deedee. 747 00:52:14,344 --> 00:52:16,213 Oh no, no no, I got it. 748 00:52:16,213 --> 00:52:18,382 You played baseball against us in the park, right? 749 00:52:18,382 --> 00:52:20,984 Grey, right? Right? 750 00:52:20,984 --> 00:52:22,719 Honey, Grey Advertising. 751 00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:24,388 At the park? 752 00:52:24,388 --> 00:52:27,090 Baseball Saturday, isn't it the best? 753 00:52:27,090 --> 00:52:31,495 You and me and Don and Bob and all us guys. 754 00:52:31,495 --> 00:52:33,564 scratching our nuts inside our jocks, 755 00:52:33,564 --> 00:52:37,034 swinging our hunks of wood, reaching into the Igloo cooler 756 00:52:37,034 --> 00:52:39,570 and downing some Coors, getting buzzed. 757 00:52:39,570 --> 00:52:42,239 Oh, and then some babes walk by 758 00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:44,173 and we say things to get their attention. 759 00:52:46,176 --> 00:52:48,041 God, it's great! 760 00:52:49,446 --> 00:52:51,915 No. No, I'll tell you how we me teach other. 761 00:52:51,915 --> 00:52:53,050 We met on the stairs. 762 00:52:53,050 --> 00:52:55,285 You just came back from that bicycle race. 763 00:52:55,285 --> 00:52:56,286 Oh, okay. 764 00:52:56,286 --> 00:52:58,222 And you were wearing those shorts, you know� 765 00:52:58,222 --> 00:53:02,259 skintight, Nike, with a pink slash running up the side? 766 00:53:02,259 --> 00:53:04,461 Deedee, you ever see Chuck in those shorts? 767 00:53:04,461 --> 00:53:06,190 Oh dear. 768 00:53:07,898 --> 00:53:09,600 You live in the apartment above mine. 769 00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,966 Yeah, right, I thought you looked familiar. 770 00:53:19,910 --> 00:53:21,311 Let me buy you both some drinks. 771 00:53:21,311 --> 00:53:22,346 - No, that's alright. - Sure! 772 00:53:22,346 --> 00:53:24,014 Don't we have to go to the show? 773 00:53:24,014 --> 00:53:25,249 Oh, no, we got time, honey. 774 00:53:25,249 --> 00:53:27,150 Great. Another round, please. 775 00:53:27,150 --> 00:53:28,719 - Same thing? - Sure. 776 00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:30,983 And some calamari. 777 00:53:32,723 --> 00:53:35,092 Oh God, you guys look so great together. 778 00:53:35,092 --> 00:53:36,860 Well, we deserve each other. 779 00:53:36,860 --> 00:53:39,596 I mean, good things happen to people that deserve them. 780 00:53:39,596 --> 00:53:42,065 I am sure it's just a matter of time for you, Charlie, 781 00:53:42,065 --> 00:53:44,601 - you know what I mean? - No, what do you mean? 782 00:53:44,601 --> 00:53:47,037 You know what I mean, the right girl. 783 00:53:47,037 --> 00:53:48,505 You're going to find her. 784 00:53:48,505 --> 00:53:52,376 It just might mean having to work a little bit to find her. 785 00:53:52,376 --> 00:53:54,745 There is this book I've been reading. 786 00:53:54,745 --> 00:53:56,280 - Please. - It's about� What? 787 00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:57,948 No, I wanna hear it. 788 00:53:57,948 --> 00:53:59,249 He wants to hear it. 789 00:53:59,249 --> 00:54:03,086 So in this book this guy, he says, quote, 790 00:54:03,086 --> 00:54:05,522 �There are two ways to approach life: 791 00:54:05,522 --> 00:54:07,591 as victim, or as gallant fighter. 792 00:54:07,591 --> 00:54:10,827 You must decide if you're gonna act or react. 793 00:54:10,827 --> 00:54:13,564 Deal your own cards or play with a stacked deck. 794 00:54:13,564 --> 00:54:16,133 Because if you don't decide which way to play, 795 00:54:16,133 --> 00:54:18,124 life always plays with you.� 796 00:54:20,070 --> 00:54:23,140 I mean, it's simple, but it's� 797 00:54:23,140 --> 00:54:24,875 Dopey, honey. It's a little dopey. 798 00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:27,878 - Dopey? - No, I think it's� 799 00:54:27,878 --> 00:54:30,814 well, yeah, it sounds dopey, stupid, whatever. 800 00:54:30,814 --> 00:54:33,317 But look, deep down there is truth. 801 00:54:33,317 --> 00:54:34,685 Yeah! 802 00:54:34,685 --> 00:54:37,788 Like I had to work to get you. 803 00:54:37,788 --> 00:54:40,157 We were set up at this party a couple of weeks ago, 804 00:54:40,157 --> 00:54:42,492 and we really didn't hit it off at first. 805 00:54:42,492 --> 00:54:44,261 I thought he was just adorable, 806 00:54:44,261 --> 00:54:46,957 but a little too, �Hey.� 807 00:54:47,965 --> 00:54:50,267 I thought she talked too much. 808 00:54:50,267 --> 00:54:53,470 But the point is I wanted him, 809 00:54:53,470 --> 00:54:56,039 and I pushed until I got him. 810 00:54:56,039 --> 00:54:57,563 And here we are. 811 00:54:58,575 --> 00:55:00,010 Honey� 812 00:55:00,010 --> 00:55:02,646 You are so shy! 813 00:55:02,646 --> 00:55:04,136 I just love him. 814 00:55:05,816 --> 00:55:07,184 We are very fortunate. 815 00:55:07,184 --> 00:55:09,744 You hear so many horror stories about what's going on out there. 816 00:55:11,622 --> 00:55:14,658 I heard this story about this friend of a friend of mine. 817 00:55:14,658 --> 00:55:16,326 He met this girl once in a bar 818 00:55:16,326 --> 00:55:17,928 kind of like this one, like a hang out� 819 00:55:17,928 --> 00:55:19,896 - I know this one. - No. 820 00:55:19,896 --> 00:55:21,498 Yeah, she steals his kidney, right? 821 00:55:21,498 --> 00:55:22,590 No, geeze. 822 00:55:24,401 --> 00:55:25,390 Okay, so� 823 00:55:32,809 --> 00:55:36,267 � Happy anniversary � 824 00:55:38,649 --> 00:55:40,817 So anyway, they're talking and drinking 825 00:55:40,817 --> 00:55:43,754 and things were getting kind of serious. 826 00:55:43,754 --> 00:55:45,522 And they're drinking more and more 827 00:55:45,522 --> 00:55:47,491 and things were getting more and more serious 828 00:55:47,491 --> 00:55:50,153 until they decide to go off somewhere. 829 00:55:51,662 --> 00:55:52,929 So, they go back to his place 830 00:55:52,929 --> 00:55:55,261 and they do it. 831 00:55:57,367 --> 00:56:01,038 Except he isn't wearing anything on his� 832 00:56:01,038 --> 00:56:04,341 I mean, I guess because it's, he figures she really pretty 833 00:56:04,341 --> 00:56:06,209 and she knows all the same people he knows, 834 00:56:06,209 --> 00:56:08,278 they're in the same tax bracket, I don't know. 835 00:56:08,278 --> 00:56:11,714 Anyway, he doesn't wear anything on his dick. 836 00:56:12,749 --> 00:56:14,910 So they spend the night together. 837 00:56:18,288 --> 00:56:22,059 And the next day he wakes up to find she is gone. 838 00:56:22,059 --> 00:56:23,760 He doesn't know who she is, 839 00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:25,462 where she lives, where she works. 840 00:56:25,462 --> 00:56:28,165 The only thing that she's left behind 841 00:56:28,165 --> 00:56:30,167 Is this message on the mirror, 842 00:56:30,167 --> 00:56:31,768 �Welcome to the world of... 843 00:56:31,768 --> 00:56:33,503 AIDS 844 00:56:33,503 --> 00:56:35,605 ...in lipstick.� 845 00:56:35,605 --> 00:56:37,607 Pretty creepy, huh? 846 00:56:37,607 --> 00:56:40,277 Not a pleasant story, not at all. 847 00:56:40,277 --> 00:56:42,279 What is so funny you guys? It's sick! 848 00:56:42,279 --> 00:56:43,268 Honey, no� 849 00:56:49,486 --> 00:56:51,716 What do you think is so funny? 850 00:57:09,573 --> 00:57:12,943 Oh, it's the worst. 851 00:57:12,943 --> 00:57:14,578 Damn straight. 852 00:57:14,578 --> 00:57:17,647 Alright, some flyboy fucks a chimpanzee in Zimbabwe 853 00:57:17,647 --> 00:57:20,083 and we're supposed to wear super elastic bubble plastic 854 00:57:20,083 --> 00:57:21,718 for the rest of our lives. 855 00:57:21,718 --> 00:57:23,220 Honey. 856 00:57:23,220 --> 00:57:25,722 - This really happened, Dee? - Yeah, that's the best part. 857 00:57:25,722 --> 00:57:28,358 I mean, it's terrible, but� 858 00:57:28,358 --> 00:57:30,360 - They're friends of friends? - Yeah, why? 859 00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:33,630 Because I heard the same story like five years ago in Seattle. 860 00:57:33,630 --> 00:57:35,699 It happened to the girl, not the guy. 861 00:57:35,699 --> 00:57:38,368 Why are you being so negative? Because it's not your story? 862 00:57:38,368 --> 00:57:39,669 This isn't about me. 863 00:57:39,669 --> 00:57:41,805 We were supposed to be out celebrating tonight. 864 00:57:41,805 --> 00:57:43,774 You know, a different attitude, a new leaf. 865 00:57:43,774 --> 00:57:45,408 I just want you to think. 866 00:57:45,408 --> 00:57:48,979 I think. I think you better shut up. 867 00:57:48,979 --> 00:57:51,038 I'm sorry. 868 00:58:00,724 --> 00:58:01,892 So, Chuck, 869 00:58:01,892 --> 00:58:03,985 you don't think shit like that happens? 870 00:58:06,630 --> 00:58:10,157 Well, yeah, but sure not to anybody I know. 871 00:58:11,401 --> 00:58:12,836 Why not? 872 00:58:12,836 --> 00:58:14,771 Because�come on. 873 00:58:14,771 --> 00:58:16,506 Right. Right. 874 00:58:16,506 --> 00:58:18,975 Shit like that happens but not to people like you. 875 00:58:18,975 --> 00:58:20,143 No. 876 00:58:20,143 --> 00:58:22,509 Come on, that's people who want to be people like you. 877 00:58:23,513 --> 00:58:26,116 Life doesn't just play with you, right? 878 00:58:26,116 --> 00:58:29,152 People don't just use you. They don't just take advantage� 879 00:58:29,152 --> 00:58:31,121 A guy like you? 880 00:58:31,121 --> 00:58:32,289 Damn straight. 881 00:58:32,289 --> 00:58:36,126 But you know what? I have to confess. 882 00:58:36,126 --> 00:58:37,727 I know a story, 883 00:58:37,727 --> 00:58:40,497 and this one really happened. 884 00:58:40,497 --> 00:58:44,901 See, this person, he suffered a tragedy recently. 885 00:58:44,901 --> 00:58:46,391 His boyfriend� 886 00:58:47,604 --> 00:58:51,007 well, he was no more, so to speak. 887 00:58:51,007 --> 00:58:54,144 And this person was feeling mighty depressed about it, 888 00:58:54,144 --> 00:58:56,279 so he was just lying in bed, 889 00:58:56,279 --> 00:58:58,281 sleepless as usual. 890 00:58:58,281 --> 00:59:00,217 When all of a sudden he could hear this couple 891 00:59:00,217 --> 00:59:03,520 through the ceiling just going at it. 892 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:07,290 You know, cursing and yelping and moaning. 893 00:59:07,290 --> 00:59:10,060 And he just kept listening. 894 00:59:10,060 --> 00:59:13,330 Eventually, he stopped thinking about his own misery 895 00:59:13,330 --> 00:59:15,999 and just concentrated on the sound of them fucking. 896 00:59:15,999 --> 00:59:17,489 So his hand reached down, 897 00:59:18,869 --> 00:59:22,138 and he just thinks about the guy upstairs, 898 00:59:22,138 --> 00:59:24,140 the guy in his bicycle shorts. 899 00:59:24,140 --> 00:59:26,076 And the next thing he knows, 900 00:59:26,076 --> 00:59:28,806 all three of them are finding God simultaneously. 901 00:59:29,980 --> 00:59:31,848 - What the fuck? - Ever since then, 902 00:59:31,848 --> 00:59:35,085 he's been looking for the chance to say thank you. 903 00:59:35,085 --> 00:59:37,087 Thank you for a memorable evening, 904 00:59:37,087 --> 00:59:38,577 even if you were only there in spirit. 905 00:59:39,289 --> 00:59:41,124 - Chuck. - What? What's the matter? 906 00:59:41,124 --> 00:59:43,760 - I fucking knew it! - It's just a story, right? 907 00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:44,861 Let's get out of here! 908 00:59:44,861 --> 00:59:46,863 No, hey, Chuck, this is on me. 909 00:59:46,863 --> 00:59:48,131 Hey, where do you get off? 910 00:59:48,131 --> 00:59:49,432 Well... 911 00:59:49,432 --> 00:59:51,368 I ought to knock you on your ass. 912 00:59:51,368 --> 00:59:53,495 - Okay, go ahead. - He's not worth it. 913 00:59:54,304 --> 00:59:56,873 - What is your problem? - My problem? 914 00:59:56,873 --> 00:59:59,542 For one, I'm sick and tired of you people 915 00:59:59,542 --> 01:00:02,646 flaunting your lifestyle choices in my face all the time. 916 01:00:02,646 --> 01:00:05,115 Oh, so we owe you, right? 917 01:00:05,115 --> 01:00:06,883 You think you got it all figured out. 918 01:00:06,883 --> 01:00:08,218 You don't know shit about me. 919 01:00:08,218 --> 01:00:10,487 Fuck this. Come on, get your ass� 920 01:00:10,487 --> 01:00:12,978 Oh, sure, be mad at me now. 921 01:00:15,091 --> 01:00:16,285 Here you go. 922 01:00:16,860 --> 01:00:18,194 Honey, 923 01:00:18,194 --> 01:00:20,497 we were having such a good time. 924 01:00:20,497 --> 01:00:21,798 I'm sorry. 925 01:00:21,798 --> 01:00:23,356 I didn't mean to ruin your� 926 01:00:24,401 --> 01:00:26,028 Well, actually, I did. 927 01:00:28,171 --> 01:00:29,729 We're getting out of here. 928 01:00:32,108 --> 01:00:33,810 Talk to fucking anybody. 929 01:00:33,810 --> 01:00:36,074 That's it, have some more wine, Dee. 930 01:00:52,829 --> 01:00:54,820 - Hey. - What the fuck? 931 01:00:56,566 --> 01:00:58,329 Fuck you up! 932 01:01:46,850 --> 01:01:49,512 - Hey, man� - Not now. Not now. 933 01:01:51,354 --> 01:01:53,754 Woman: Thanks, just the way I like it. 934 01:02:01,731 --> 01:02:03,631 Can I have a beer? 935 01:02:05,602 --> 01:02:07,593 How are you doing this evening? 936 01:02:09,539 --> 01:02:11,641 - Something I can get you? - Yeah. 937 01:02:11,641 --> 01:02:14,711 Hey, man, buddy, you seem like such a nice guy. 938 01:02:14,711 --> 01:02:16,846 I don't want to bother you, but I'm over there 939 01:02:16,846 --> 01:02:19,716 at that bar taking a leak and some guy comes in and� 940 01:02:19,716 --> 01:02:22,619 I'm sorry, this is terrible. Let me buy you a drink. 941 01:02:22,619 --> 01:02:24,621 Bartender, let me buy my friend a drink. 942 01:02:24,621 --> 01:02:26,723 You're not gonna believe what happened to� 943 01:02:26,723 --> 01:02:28,191 - Gary. - Gary. 944 01:02:28,191 --> 01:02:29,826 Tell him what happened. 945 01:02:29,826 --> 01:02:32,262 I'm over there taking a leak. Before I know it 946 01:02:32,262 --> 01:02:34,697 some guy comes in, rams his hand in my pocket� 947 01:02:34,697 --> 01:02:37,700 He's pissing on the floor, he's pissing on the walls� 948 01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:40,370 I'm sorry, this is your story, go ahead. 949 01:02:40,370 --> 01:02:42,472 The motherfucker makes off with my wallet! 950 01:02:42,472 --> 01:02:43,640 That's it. 951 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:45,208 That's not it. 952 01:02:45,208 --> 01:02:48,244 Come on, Gary. That would be bad enough, but the thing is, 953 01:02:48,244 --> 01:02:51,247 the same exact thing happened to Gary last week! 954 01:02:51,247 --> 01:02:54,117 Right? You stopped me on the street. You were killing time� 955 01:02:54,117 --> 01:02:56,386 Hey, hey! Fuck you. 956 01:02:56,386 --> 01:02:58,445 Oh, okay, fuck me. 957 01:03:01,791 --> 01:03:04,089 Fuck you and fuck you, too, tough guy! 958 01:03:05,328 --> 01:03:06,556 Fuck you. 959 01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:32,722 Who the fuck does she think she is? 960 01:03:32,722 --> 01:03:35,714 You fuck with me, I'm gonna fuck with you. 961 01:03:37,427 --> 01:03:40,196 That's it. I don't care if it's her fucking mother. 962 01:03:40,196 --> 01:03:41,998 - Then she wants to go� - Wait. 963 01:03:41,998 --> 01:03:44,466 This is before or after you set the kitchen on fire? 964 01:03:46,536 --> 01:03:47,833 It was� 965 01:03:50,306 --> 01:03:53,176 I don't actually remember, but that's not the point. 966 01:03:53,176 --> 01:03:54,344 The point is, 967 01:03:54,344 --> 01:03:57,380 is that I'm not some little 12-year-old baby arsonist here. 968 01:03:57,380 --> 01:03:59,415 I'm setting the fire to prove a point. 969 01:03:59,415 --> 01:04:01,684 - Sure. - The point is, fuck her! 970 01:04:01,684 --> 01:04:03,720 Am I some little nigger checkout boy 971 01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:05,822 bagging her fucking groceries? 972 01:04:05,822 --> 01:04:09,192 No, I am banging the hell out of her princess daughter. 973 01:04:09,192 --> 01:04:11,023 I'm practically blood. 974 01:04:12,228 --> 01:04:15,598 Then she calls the cops. 975 01:04:15,598 --> 01:04:17,267 Like they're going to give a shit. 976 01:04:17,267 --> 01:04:20,770 I was telling these cop about her little dolls. 977 01:04:20,770 --> 01:04:22,572 And these cops are just looking at each other 978 01:04:22,572 --> 01:04:24,073 like, �What the fuck are we doing here? 979 01:04:24,073 --> 01:04:25,475 Let's get the fuck out of here.� 980 01:04:25,475 --> 01:04:28,111 - Dolls? - Yeah, she ordered these dolls 981 01:04:28,111 --> 01:04:30,046 from these ads, or some shit. 982 01:04:30,046 --> 01:04:31,915 And she won't let me touch them. 983 01:04:31,915 --> 01:04:34,851 You know? Do I got dirty hands, or something? 984 01:04:34,851 --> 01:04:37,954 Right. Then meanwhile, in this whole fucking house 985 01:04:37,954 --> 01:04:39,489 there's not a place for me to sit, 986 01:04:39,489 --> 01:04:44,527 because these dolls are taking up space like they're guests. 987 01:04:44,527 --> 01:04:45,828 They're fucking relatives. 988 01:04:45,828 --> 01:04:48,331 What am I? What the hell am I? 989 01:04:48,331 --> 01:04:50,200 You're the guy whose banging her princess daughter. 990 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:51,467 Fucking �A� right! 991 01:04:51,467 --> 01:04:54,537 Which I would think would entitle me to a place to sit, 992 01:04:54,537 --> 01:04:57,165 other than the fucking toilet upstairs. 993 01:04:58,341 --> 01:05:00,843 So I just lit a cigarette, 994 01:05:00,843 --> 01:05:02,333 like I'm doing right now, 995 01:05:04,581 --> 01:05:06,139 and I just went like that. 996 01:05:07,917 --> 01:05:10,010 Right on her fucking kitchen curtains. 997 01:05:14,224 --> 01:05:16,259 Could we get another round? 998 01:05:16,259 --> 01:05:17,487 Sure. 999 01:05:25,468 --> 01:05:27,170 How bad was the fire? 1000 01:05:27,170 --> 01:05:28,371 As fires go. 1001 01:05:28,371 --> 01:05:32,008 I got the drapes, I got the windowsill, 1002 01:05:32,008 --> 01:05:33,843 I scorched a little bit of linoleum. 1003 01:05:33,843 --> 01:05:35,378 But you got her respect, right? 1004 01:05:35,378 --> 01:05:38,414 Fuck her, man. I got her attention. 1005 01:05:38,414 --> 01:05:40,149 It's a lot better than her respect. 1006 01:05:40,149 --> 01:05:42,083 That's good for you. 1007 01:06:00,536 --> 01:06:04,240 Alright, I gotta grab a table for my friends, who are late. 1008 01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:05,742 It was good talking to you. 1009 01:06:05,742 --> 01:06:06,970 - I'm Charlie. - Dean. 1010 01:06:09,212 --> 01:06:10,270 Alright, Dean. 1011 01:06:43,846 --> 01:06:45,782 Your friend's late? 1012 01:06:45,782 --> 01:06:48,551 Yeah, I don't know. 1013 01:06:48,551 --> 01:06:50,018 How about you? Waiting? 1014 01:06:51,421 --> 01:06:53,156 Waiting for nothing. 1015 01:06:53,156 --> 01:06:55,124 Fucking friends. 1016 01:06:55,124 --> 01:06:56,426 Yeah, what? 1017 01:06:56,426 --> 01:06:58,861 Nothing, they just, you know, desert you. 1018 01:06:58,861 --> 01:07:00,192 Tell me about it. 1019 01:07:01,130 --> 01:07:03,700 You know, they get married. 1020 01:07:03,700 --> 01:07:06,294 Pretty soon, they're cruising the mall with their wives. 1021 01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:12,508 - Cigarette? - Yeah, thank you. 1022 01:07:12,508 --> 01:07:13,576 My buddy, last week, 1023 01:07:13,576 --> 01:07:16,646 he was the last one to go. 1024 01:07:16,646 --> 01:07:19,816 And was I even asked to be the best-fucking-man? 1025 01:07:19,816 --> 01:07:21,918 I'll tell you one thing, I'm never getting married. 1026 01:07:21,918 --> 01:07:25,455 I mean, I like booty and all, 1027 01:07:25,455 --> 01:07:28,447 but the fucking grief you got to go through to get it, man? 1028 01:07:30,026 --> 01:07:31,084 Fuck that. 1029 01:07:31,194 --> 01:07:33,229 Stop, you're hurting me. Jerk! 1030 01:07:33,229 --> 01:07:34,864 I like my freedom. 1031 01:07:34,864 --> 01:07:36,798 Right, yeah. Freedom. 1032 01:07:44,774 --> 01:07:48,378 My problem is, I have a very restless nature. 1033 01:07:48,378 --> 01:07:50,546 I don't even know what I want in this life anymore. 1034 01:07:50,546 --> 01:07:52,815 Yeah. Sure. 1035 01:07:52,815 --> 01:07:55,351 I think to myself, I look around, you know? 1036 01:07:55,351 --> 01:07:57,720 I think, �No, uh-uh, bullshit, 1037 01:07:57,720 --> 01:08:00,356 that you, them� any-fucking-body� 1038 01:08:00,356 --> 01:08:03,793 should have what they have and then me be where I am.� 1039 01:08:03,793 --> 01:08:05,784 What I deserve, that's one. 1040 01:08:12,268 --> 01:08:14,293 This place is a fucking morgue, huh? 1041 01:08:18,007 --> 01:08:19,599 You wanna do a bone? 1042 01:08:20,610 --> 01:08:21,838 Sure. 1043 01:08:29,519 --> 01:08:30,884 Hey. 1044 01:08:33,456 --> 01:08:36,857 Next on our channel, we got �At Home with Homos.� 1045 01:08:40,129 --> 01:08:41,721 Yeah, well� 1046 01:08:43,866 --> 01:08:47,069 I guess it's not 2� kids and a dog, right? 1047 01:08:47,069 --> 01:08:49,697 They don't have dogs, man. They're too big. 1048 01:08:51,307 --> 01:08:54,140 You ever hear what they do with their pets? 1049 01:08:55,845 --> 01:08:57,710 No, I hadn't heard that one. 1050 01:08:58,881 --> 01:09:01,551 Now, I'm betting baldy is the bitch 1051 01:09:01,551 --> 01:09:03,986 and the goateed man is the buck. 1052 01:09:03,986 --> 01:09:05,188 What do you think? 1053 01:09:05,188 --> 01:09:07,418 Alright, I'll take that bet, Dean. 1054 01:09:09,826 --> 01:09:11,316 You got a bitch at home? 1055 01:09:13,029 --> 01:09:17,166 Yeah, shit, Charlie's pussy whipped. 1056 01:09:17,166 --> 01:09:19,464 You do the knives, she does the spoons, right? 1057 01:09:24,707 --> 01:09:26,641 No, I was spoons. 1058 01:09:29,145 --> 01:09:31,047 Have you no shame? 1059 01:09:31,047 --> 01:09:32,480 Not since I met you. 1060 01:09:35,852 --> 01:09:37,587 I saw you on the bus today. 1061 01:09:37,587 --> 01:09:39,388 Not me. 1062 01:09:39,388 --> 01:09:42,825 Everywhere I go in the city, there you are. 1063 01:09:42,825 --> 01:09:45,157 I see you, I talk to you. 1064 01:09:46,295 --> 01:09:48,397 What do I say? 1065 01:09:48,397 --> 01:09:50,524 There's a whole lot of �yes.� 1066 01:10:04,046 --> 01:10:05,536 What? 1067 01:10:06,482 --> 01:10:09,285 What would the city look like if you weren't here? 1068 01:10:09,285 --> 01:10:10,553 I'm here. 1069 01:10:10,553 --> 01:10:12,521 I'm yours. 1070 01:10:13,823 --> 01:10:15,848 And you will always be mine, right? 1071 01:10:17,627 --> 01:10:19,822 See, I can talk romantic, too. 1072 01:10:22,965 --> 01:10:24,694 Don't they know people are watching? 1073 01:10:26,636 --> 01:10:28,371 Yeah, exactly. 1074 01:10:28,371 --> 01:10:31,807 Come on, let's go to the corner and get a bottle of something. 1075 01:10:33,643 --> 01:10:36,441 Fucking freaks. 1076 01:10:40,182 --> 01:10:43,352 Man, that's how sick these fuckers are, man. 1077 01:10:43,352 --> 01:10:44,979 They'd do anything. 1078 01:10:52,662 --> 01:10:54,797 Hey, here you go. 1079 01:10:54,797 --> 01:10:56,025 Thanks. 1080 01:11:02,004 --> 01:11:03,906 What are you smiling at? 1081 01:11:03,906 --> 01:11:05,635 He's smiling at you. 1082 01:11:07,743 --> 01:11:09,478 I guess he likes the look. 1083 01:11:09,478 --> 01:11:11,447 Yeah, they like what they see. 1084 01:11:11,447 --> 01:11:13,677 Yeah, I got the look these fuckers like. 1085 01:11:22,058 --> 01:11:23,082 Let's go over there. 1086 01:11:24,694 --> 01:11:26,963 - What? - Let's go over there. 1087 01:11:26,963 --> 01:11:29,465 - Why? - I want to get closer. 1088 01:11:29,465 --> 01:11:33,035 - Why? - We'll have some fun. 1089 01:11:33,035 --> 01:11:34,195 Come on. 1090 01:12:07,169 --> 01:12:09,872 I feel like I'm on safari 1091 01:12:09,872 --> 01:12:11,999 watching the fucking wildlife. 1092 01:12:18,147 --> 01:12:21,984 Why do you think it was that the Almighty Christ 1093 01:12:21,984 --> 01:12:23,713 put these fags on earth? 1094 01:12:24,754 --> 01:12:28,224 Like, I don't know, like a giraffe? 1095 01:12:28,224 --> 01:12:30,590 What's the fucking point of a giraffe? 1096 01:12:32,028 --> 01:12:34,664 Was it strictly for our amusement? 1097 01:12:34,664 --> 01:12:37,800 I guess now He figures, �Nah, fuck this. 1098 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:39,101 The joke's over. 1099 01:12:39,101 --> 01:12:42,127 Just get rid of these fuckers once and for all.� 1100 01:12:44,940 --> 01:12:46,342 Right? 1101 01:12:46,342 --> 01:12:47,502 What do you think? 1102 01:12:49,278 --> 01:12:51,280 I don't know, you tell me. 1103 01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:52,440 Shit. 1104 01:12:53,449 --> 01:12:54,882 I'm sure I don't know. 1105 01:12:58,688 --> 01:13:01,190 It's like my cousin. 1106 01:13:01,190 --> 01:13:04,560 I got this cousin, he's retarded. 1107 01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:07,393 That's not his fault. He's helpless. 1108 01:13:09,665 --> 01:13:11,467 See that there? 1109 01:13:11,467 --> 01:13:13,569 He goes through life not knowing, 1110 01:13:13,569 --> 01:13:15,838 but they fucking see. 1111 01:13:15,838 --> 01:13:19,308 They ride the train like everybody else. 1112 01:13:19,308 --> 01:13:22,978 They see men and they see women together. 1113 01:13:22,978 --> 01:13:24,480 They have to see. 1114 01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:28,184 They see the mothers, fathers, sisters, husbands. 1115 01:13:28,184 --> 01:13:31,176 It's the way the whole world is supposed to be. 1116 01:13:36,692 --> 01:13:38,828 Maybe it's not a choice. 1117 01:13:38,828 --> 01:13:40,429 Bullshit. 1118 01:13:40,429 --> 01:13:41,864 Bullshit, man. 1119 01:13:41,864 --> 01:13:43,999 Are you telling me that it's not a choice 1120 01:13:43,999 --> 01:13:46,331 to have a fucking dick down your throat? 1121 01:13:47,837 --> 01:13:50,106 Bullshit, Charlie. 1122 01:13:50,106 --> 01:13:52,174 Hey, fucker! 1123 01:13:52,174 --> 01:13:55,244 Let me tell you something! My father died of cancer! 1124 01:13:55,244 --> 01:13:57,546 Alright, that's a real fucking disease! 1125 01:13:57,546 --> 01:14:00,182 He didn't bite it by putting some cock in his ass! 1126 01:14:00,182 --> 01:14:03,379 Man: We won't mind, baby. 1127 01:14:04,620 --> 01:14:06,322 That's why I fucking hate them. 1128 01:14:06,322 --> 01:14:08,991 I'll tell you something, they enjoy the abuse. 1129 01:14:08,991 --> 01:14:10,593 You know that? 1130 01:14:10,593 --> 01:14:12,461 They're like the spooks. 1131 01:14:12,461 --> 01:14:15,498 I mean it's like� oh, you done this thing to me. 1132 01:14:15,498 --> 01:14:17,489 What am I supposed to feel, guilt? 1133 01:14:20,402 --> 01:14:22,772 Hey, hey! Fuck you! 1134 01:14:22,772 --> 01:14:26,976 Man: Okay, baby, fuck me, fuck me! 1135 01:14:26,976 --> 01:14:29,712 Zoo time. Let's go. 1136 01:14:29,712 --> 01:14:32,214 Hey, hey, hey, Dean. 1137 01:14:32,214 --> 01:14:34,250 Just relax, alright? Fuck it. 1138 01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:36,185 Come on, let's go outside. 1139 01:14:36,185 --> 01:14:38,949 Come on. Let's walk outside. 1140 01:14:41,123 --> 01:14:42,792 Yeah, like when the moment's... 1141 01:14:42,792 --> 01:14:44,460 - Yeah. - ...right. 1142 01:14:44,460 --> 01:14:46,485 When the moment's right. 1143 01:14:47,530 --> 01:14:50,158 Man: Aw, don't go away mad, baby. 1144 01:14:57,907 --> 01:14:59,238 Alright? 1145 01:15:03,579 --> 01:15:04,880 I'll tell you something, 1146 01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:07,516 everybody� 1147 01:15:07,516 --> 01:15:10,519 especially this whole fucking crowd here� 1148 01:15:10,519 --> 01:15:12,419 is out to judge you. 1149 01:15:26,001 --> 01:15:27,866 I'm sorry about your father. 1150 01:15:30,639 --> 01:15:33,301 I don't give a flying fuck about my father. 1151 01:15:36,579 --> 01:15:38,308 He was a mean fucker. 1152 01:15:39,715 --> 01:15:43,412 He was a fucker with a capital fuck. 1153 01:15:47,823 --> 01:15:49,450 I don't know. 1154 01:16:09,311 --> 01:16:12,337 Jesus H. Christ, that's a fucking look. 1155 01:16:14,216 --> 01:16:15,342 Hey. 1156 01:16:16,151 --> 01:16:17,987 - Hey. - How you doing? 1157 01:16:17,987 --> 01:16:19,255 I'm doing great. 1158 01:16:19,255 --> 01:16:21,857 Yeah? Okay. Glad to hear it. 1159 01:16:21,857 --> 01:16:24,426 - I'm Don. - Well, I'm Dean. 1160 01:16:24,426 --> 01:16:26,695 - Hey. - Hey. 1161 01:16:26,695 --> 01:16:28,697 Charlie. 1162 01:16:28,697 --> 01:16:31,500 So uh� 1163 01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:32,935 wanna take a walk? 1164 01:16:32,935 --> 01:16:35,426 I don't go no where without my bud. 1165 01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:40,976 Oh, you're� you two are together. 1166 01:16:40,976 --> 01:16:41,965 Yeah. 1167 01:16:46,715 --> 01:16:49,051 Oh, let's go. 1168 01:16:49,051 --> 01:16:50,152 Where? 1169 01:16:50,152 --> 01:16:53,355 Oh, can't wait, can you? 1170 01:16:53,355 --> 01:16:56,256 Yeah, he needs it all the time, Donny. 1171 01:17:01,363 --> 01:17:04,500 Follow my lead. Trust me, it's fun. 1172 01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:06,201 Dean. 1173 01:17:06,201 --> 01:17:07,793 Zoo time. 1174 01:17:13,709 --> 01:17:14,698 Hey. 1175 01:17:21,283 --> 01:17:23,085 I'm just so thirsty. 1176 01:17:23,085 --> 01:17:25,087 Oh, you are, huh? 1177 01:17:25,087 --> 01:17:26,088 So? 1178 01:17:26,088 --> 01:17:28,886 What are you gonna do with me? 1179 01:17:29,925 --> 01:17:32,826 I can think of a few things. 1180 01:17:38,500 --> 01:17:40,400 You're not going to forget my buddy, are you? 1181 01:17:41,837 --> 01:17:43,405 Hey, Charlie, come on over here 1182 01:17:43,405 --> 01:17:45,771 and tell me what your bud likes. 1183 01:17:56,785 --> 01:17:58,420 Don't mind us. 1184 01:17:58,420 --> 01:18:00,945 Hey, holy shit, I know you. 1185 01:18:02,091 --> 01:18:04,093 You're my highschool biology teacher. 1186 01:18:04,093 --> 01:18:08,063 Look at you, Don Wagner, don't you look scary tonight. 1187 01:18:08,063 --> 01:18:10,899 Hey, come on, I'm not going to tell anyone! 1188 01:18:10,899 --> 01:18:12,924 Sorry. He's a dick. 1189 01:18:14,136 --> 01:18:16,138 We're going over to The Lure if you� 1190 01:18:16,138 --> 01:18:17,730 No, thanks. 1191 01:18:21,744 --> 01:18:24,577 Oh come on,Don, come back! 1192 01:18:33,222 --> 01:18:34,883 You got a car? 1193 01:18:35,891 --> 01:18:38,121 - Yeah, if I can find it. - Come on. 1194 01:18:52,908 --> 01:18:58,904 � You take me back to the place where I cease to exist � 1195 01:19:00,182 --> 01:19:02,650 � To find a kiss � 1196 01:19:04,186 --> 01:19:06,154 � Something I missed � 1197 01:19:09,124 --> 01:19:15,154 � You burn away my disguise and galaxies fall � 1198 01:19:16,031 --> 01:19:18,295 � Because of this � 1199 01:19:19,935 --> 01:19:22,301 � Because of this � 1200 01:19:38,654 --> 01:19:41,490 I remember this quilt. 1201 01:19:41,490 --> 01:19:44,186 I remember waking up drooling on this quilt. 1202 01:19:46,428 --> 01:19:48,464 It's one of my fonder memories, actually, 1203 01:19:48,464 --> 01:19:50,022 just sleeping together, 1204 01:19:51,300 --> 01:19:52,601 with you. 1205 01:19:52,601 --> 01:19:55,069 I like it up there. It gives me peace. 1206 01:19:56,638 --> 01:19:58,265 Good. That's good for you. 1207 01:20:00,275 --> 01:20:02,140 How are you liking it here? 1208 01:20:03,145 --> 01:20:04,442 It's fine. 1209 01:20:05,614 --> 01:20:09,243 It's a nice place. Very white, like you. 1210 01:20:10,352 --> 01:20:12,020 - A vision. - Charlie� 1211 01:20:12,020 --> 01:20:13,956 Hey, I've been good. 1212 01:20:13,956 --> 01:20:15,753 I've stayed away. 1213 01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:20,419 Welcome Wagon. This is nice. 1214 01:20:21,530 --> 01:20:23,866 It's 4:00 in the morning. 1215 01:20:23,866 --> 01:20:27,136 And you're looking a little gamey. 1216 01:20:27,136 --> 01:20:28,770 Did you set your clock back? 1217 01:20:28,770 --> 01:20:30,101 You get an extra hour. 1218 01:20:30,539 --> 01:20:31,373 Thanks. 1219 01:20:31,373 --> 01:20:33,175 So it's not as late as you think. 1220 01:20:33,175 --> 01:20:34,335 Yes, it is. 1221 01:20:39,781 --> 01:20:41,650 It's been old home week tonight. 1222 01:20:41,650 --> 01:20:43,015 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1223 01:20:44,186 --> 01:20:46,388 I saw one of our friends tonight. 1224 01:20:46,388 --> 01:20:47,789 What? 1225 01:20:47,789 --> 01:20:49,381 And this time he was alone. 1226 01:20:51,326 --> 01:20:53,896 - Wake up, Dean. - Fuck. I'm driving. 1227 01:20:53,896 --> 01:20:55,557 Uh-uh. 1228 01:20:59,334 --> 01:21:00,869 Well I was driving. 1229 01:21:00,869 --> 01:21:03,702 Still sick? Too much Cuervo? 1230 01:21:05,974 --> 01:21:07,737 You're taking me home, right? 1231 01:21:09,978 --> 01:21:12,781 - You don't know where I live. - Don't worry, buddy. 1232 01:21:12,781 --> 01:21:14,772 I've got everything under control. 1233 01:21:16,552 --> 01:21:19,188 - I can drive. - Hear any good stories lately? 1234 01:21:19,188 --> 01:21:21,390 I don't feel� 1235 01:21:21,390 --> 01:21:23,592 Is that a �no�? 1236 01:21:23,592 --> 01:21:25,389 Let me see if I know any. 1237 01:21:27,729 --> 01:21:28,764 What? 1238 01:21:28,764 --> 01:21:30,199 I've got a good one. 1239 01:21:30,199 --> 01:21:32,501 And this one really happened, I swear. 1240 01:21:32,501 --> 01:21:35,304 It's another example of the universe saying, 1241 01:21:35,304 --> 01:21:37,973 �Just when you thought you were safe� 1242 01:21:37,973 --> 01:21:39,873 wrong place, wrong time.� 1243 01:21:43,545 --> 01:21:46,412 Just give me a second to figure out the ending. 1244 01:21:51,119 --> 01:21:53,021 Where are you going? 1245 01:21:53,021 --> 01:21:54,386 I gotta pee. 1246 01:21:59,461 --> 01:22:02,021 You ever hear the one about the guy named, um�? 1247 01:22:05,667 --> 01:22:09,037 The guy who hung out in the big city with his buddies, 1248 01:22:09,037 --> 01:22:13,242 lurking around a certain kind of urban nightlife? 1249 01:22:13,242 --> 01:22:14,576 - You know the kind. - Charlie. 1250 01:22:14,576 --> 01:22:15,611 Listen. 1251 01:22:15,611 --> 01:22:17,446 One night this guy was lurking. 1252 01:22:17,446 --> 01:22:20,215 And this night in particular, 1253 01:22:20,215 --> 01:22:21,773 he's feeling kind of blue 1254 01:22:23,252 --> 01:22:25,554 because his friends had all deserted him. 1255 01:22:25,554 --> 01:22:28,757 So he's sitting in this bar and next to him is this fellow, 1256 01:22:28,757 --> 01:22:30,359 not part of the urban nightlife, 1257 01:22:30,359 --> 01:22:33,428 not one of them. 1258 01:22:33,428 --> 01:22:34,796 This one is normal. 1259 01:22:34,796 --> 01:22:36,632 Guy has a newfound pal. 1260 01:22:36,632 --> 01:22:39,201 So they talk and they drink. 1261 01:22:39,201 --> 01:22:42,271 The guy's already drunk. He's been drunk since he was 13. 1262 01:22:42,271 --> 01:22:46,708 So he guzzles and guzzles and he wakes up in a field... 1263 01:22:49,011 --> 01:22:51,179 Here's good. 1264 01:22:51,179 --> 01:22:53,749 You need fucking driving lessons, man. 1265 01:22:53,749 --> 01:22:55,851 ...in a haze of tequila. 1266 01:22:55,851 --> 01:22:57,719 Whoa, baby. 1267 01:22:57,719 --> 01:23:00,552 ...a daze of white-hot headlights. 1268 01:23:01,990 --> 01:23:02,979 Oh, shit. 1269 01:23:04,526 --> 01:23:05,927 Isn't this great, 1270 01:23:05,927 --> 01:23:09,197 just the two of us on the road, being men together? 1271 01:23:09,197 --> 01:23:11,199 And then it all becomes clear. 1272 01:23:11,199 --> 01:23:14,002 What the fuck's going on? 1273 01:23:14,002 --> 01:23:16,838 Things suddenly, horrifically, fall into focus. 1274 01:23:16,838 --> 01:23:17,896 I'll show you, Dean. 1275 01:23:22,377 --> 01:23:24,046 I'll put it in away that you can understand. 1276 01:23:24,046 --> 01:23:28,350 Your newfound pal is one of them. 1277 01:23:28,350 --> 01:23:30,552 Your newfound pal. 1278 01:23:30,552 --> 01:23:33,188 - Jesus, man! - What I'm amazed at, Dean, is� 1279 01:23:33,188 --> 01:23:34,416 Look at me. 1280 01:23:36,892 --> 01:23:37,916 Nothing. 1281 01:23:39,261 --> 01:23:41,797 I know it's been five months, but�shit! 1282 01:23:41,797 --> 01:23:44,800 I'm your bud now, what the fuck are you talking about? 1283 01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:48,570 - Don't you? Really? - No. 1284 01:23:48,570 --> 01:23:50,561 Let me clear your head a bit for you. 1285 01:23:52,107 --> 01:23:56,244 What the fuck was I, Dean, some one-nighter to you? 1286 01:23:56,244 --> 01:23:57,506 Look, man� 1287 01:23:59,581 --> 01:24:00,582 You want me to fuck you? 1288 01:24:00,582 --> 01:24:02,584 You want me to fuck you, you little cunt? 1289 01:24:02,584 --> 01:24:04,186 Huh, you want me to fuck you, cunt? 1290 01:24:04,186 --> 01:24:06,017 - Is that what you want? - No. 1291 01:24:25,273 --> 01:24:26,262 Chris� 1292 01:24:27,275 --> 01:24:29,607 You like that? Huh? 1293 01:24:30,612 --> 01:24:32,307 - Chris� - Feel good to you? 1294 01:24:35,984 --> 01:24:38,418 You trying to scare me? Is that what you're doing? 1295 01:24:40,856 --> 01:24:42,958 Jesus, did some� 1296 01:24:42,958 --> 01:24:45,761 something� 1297 01:24:45,761 --> 01:24:48,263 something happen to you? 1298 01:24:48,263 --> 01:24:50,527 What did you do? 1299 01:24:53,702 --> 01:24:56,262 I made him sorry he ever laid eyes on us. 1300 01:25:04,713 --> 01:25:06,047 Jesus! Fuck! 1301 01:25:06,047 --> 01:25:07,916 Let me tell you though, just last week, 1302 01:25:07,916 --> 01:25:10,118 I see you on the street, this cock of the walk� 1303 01:25:10,118 --> 01:25:12,821 a black T-shirt, black boots, black jeans, 1304 01:25:12,821 --> 01:25:15,657 and my head in force of habit turns. 1305 01:25:15,657 --> 01:25:17,759 That body, that ass! 1306 01:25:17,759 --> 01:25:19,928 I just stood there admiring, and then it turned, 1307 01:25:19,928 --> 01:25:20,917 and it was you. 1308 01:25:25,367 --> 01:25:27,528 There's nothing like drooling over the fucker who� 1309 01:25:30,939 --> 01:25:31,940 Fuck. 1310 01:25:31,940 --> 01:25:33,341 I thought I missed my chance, 1311 01:25:33,341 --> 01:25:35,210 that I was gonna go my whole life� 1312 01:25:35,210 --> 01:25:38,713 but then I see you tonight. Just you and me. 1313 01:25:38,713 --> 01:25:40,949 Make sure that cunt's watching. 1314 01:25:40,949 --> 01:25:43,543 - Fuckin' destiny. - Get down. Get down! 1315 01:25:55,530 --> 01:25:57,232 Are you cold? 1316 01:25:57,232 --> 01:25:58,790 I had to warm you up. 1317 01:26:00,469 --> 01:26:03,063 I can get you heated up in no time, Dean. 1318 01:26:04,372 --> 01:26:06,241 Take your fucking pants down. 1319 01:26:06,241 --> 01:26:08,106 - What? - Take your fucking pants off! 1320 01:26:09,344 --> 01:26:11,580 You fucking faggot. 1321 01:26:11,580 --> 01:26:12,842 You fuckin' little faggot! 1322 01:26:14,382 --> 01:26:16,418 Fuckin' pussy. You get me fucking drunk. 1323 01:26:16,418 --> 01:26:18,420 I expect you to put out! 1324 01:26:18,420 --> 01:26:19,588 What kind of a date is this? 1325 01:26:19,588 --> 01:26:22,324 I'm going to cut your heart out, you know that? 1326 01:26:22,324 --> 01:26:24,059 I've been there already, Dean. 1327 01:26:24,059 --> 01:26:25,788 Don't worry, I haven't forgotten you. 1328 01:26:27,062 --> 01:26:28,154 You do good work. 1329 01:26:29,931 --> 01:26:31,193 Just so you'll always know you're mine. 1330 01:26:39,040 --> 01:26:41,176 - I'm begging you. - Yeah, that's the spirit. 1331 01:26:41,176 --> 01:26:42,871 Get up. 1332 01:26:45,847 --> 01:26:47,782 Fuck you. 1333 01:26:47,782 --> 01:26:51,686 Alright, you little faggot, you want to see it so bad? 1334 01:26:51,686 --> 01:26:52,948 Fine. 1335 01:27:01,530 --> 01:27:03,122 Jesus fucking Christ, Dean� 1336 01:27:04,232 --> 01:27:06,067 this is exciting to you? 1337 01:27:06,067 --> 01:27:08,035 Fuck you! 1338 01:27:09,871 --> 01:27:11,840 What do you want from me? 1339 01:27:11,840 --> 01:27:13,535 Get down. Get down! 1340 01:27:16,211 --> 01:27:17,312 Huh? 1341 01:27:17,312 --> 01:27:19,648 Why don't you lick my tit? 1342 01:27:19,648 --> 01:27:22,412 - What? - Lick my tit, you faggot! 1343 01:27:30,525 --> 01:27:31,753 You like that? 1344 01:27:32,928 --> 01:27:34,054 Let's try a little lower. 1345 01:27:40,535 --> 01:27:41,636 There you go. 1346 01:27:41,636 --> 01:27:42,898 Oh, feel it. 1347 01:27:49,344 --> 01:27:51,539 See that? The fucking faggot. 1348 01:27:54,883 --> 01:27:56,585 I want you to know you're mine. 1349 01:27:56,585 --> 01:27:57,677 Get down on your fucking knees. 1350 01:28:01,423 --> 01:28:02,412 Get down, Dean! 1351 01:28:14,836 --> 01:28:16,463 Open your mouth. 1352 01:28:19,407 --> 01:28:21,466 Let me see your tongue. 1353 01:28:23,979 --> 01:28:25,970 You want to give this some head? 1354 01:28:27,282 --> 01:28:30,513 Does that feel all nice in the back of your throat? 1355 01:28:31,286 --> 01:28:33,948 Or do you want the real thing, is that it, Dean? 1356 01:28:34,956 --> 01:28:36,082 Is that what you want? 1357 01:28:37,993 --> 01:28:39,824 Dean? 1358 01:28:44,366 --> 01:28:45,697 Dean? 1359 01:28:46,601 --> 01:28:48,501 Dean? 1360 01:28:52,941 --> 01:28:53,873 Dean. 1361 01:29:42,624 --> 01:29:44,426 Chris. 1362 01:29:44,426 --> 01:29:45,927 Stop it! 1363 01:29:45,927 --> 01:29:47,829 Stop it! 1364 01:29:47,829 --> 01:29:50,821 Chris! No! Stop it! 1365 01:30:08,616 --> 01:30:09,878 Oh God. 1366 01:30:32,407 --> 01:30:33,942 Total eye-for-an-eye. 1367 01:30:33,942 --> 01:30:35,710 It was positively biblical. 1368 01:30:35,710 --> 01:30:36,644 This happened? 1369 01:30:36,644 --> 01:30:39,848 The fucker was an epileptic, so I put him out of his misery. 1370 01:30:39,848 --> 01:30:41,549 Bullshit. 1371 01:30:41,549 --> 01:30:44,119 You barge in here 4:00 in the morning� 1372 01:30:44,119 --> 01:30:45,253 3:00. 1373 01:30:45,253 --> 01:30:48,323 �with some bullshit story. I know you. 1374 01:30:48,323 --> 01:30:50,291 Not anymore. I'm an absolute shit. 1375 01:30:50,291 --> 01:30:51,526 - Congrats. - People fuck with me, 1376 01:30:51,526 --> 01:30:52,527 I fuck with them. That's it. 1377 01:30:52,527 --> 01:30:54,262 So you're the man now? 1378 01:30:54,262 --> 01:30:55,797 I can protect you, Chris. 1379 01:30:55,797 --> 01:30:57,198 Thanks, but� 1380 01:30:57,198 --> 01:30:58,933 Look at me. 1381 01:30:58,933 --> 01:31:01,269 People mess with us, they'll know. 1382 01:31:01,269 --> 01:31:02,604 I'd kill for you. 1383 01:31:02,604 --> 01:31:05,038 But you didn't, did you? 1384 01:31:06,307 --> 01:31:08,070 Did you? 1385 01:31:09,310 --> 01:31:10,971 No. 1386 01:31:11,980 --> 01:31:14,414 I know you. 1387 01:31:18,219 --> 01:31:20,855 - Tell me. - What? 1388 01:31:20,855 --> 01:31:22,083 What did you fucking do? 1389 01:31:28,963 --> 01:31:31,332 I had him up� 1390 01:31:31,332 --> 01:31:33,800 He didn't remember me, but I had him. 1391 01:31:35,003 --> 01:31:36,732 I was gonna� 1392 01:31:37,772 --> 01:31:39,040 Fuck. 1393 01:31:39,040 --> 01:31:40,405 I was gonna� 1394 01:31:42,744 --> 01:31:45,046 I swear I was gonna kill him, 1395 01:31:45,046 --> 01:31:47,515 or at least fuck him up really bad. 1396 01:31:47,515 --> 01:31:50,218 I don't know. 1397 01:31:50,218 --> 01:31:51,886 It was just happening, you know, 1398 01:31:51,886 --> 01:31:53,955 the way that night happened to us. 1399 01:31:53,955 --> 01:31:56,116 Only this time, we were on top. 1400 01:31:57,892 --> 01:32:01,623 And then he had that fit, the fucker. 1401 01:32:11,039 --> 01:32:14,202 And I just thought about you, and I couldn't� 1402 01:32:16,611 --> 01:32:20,240 There's no point in him. In what he did to us. 1403 01:32:21,349 --> 01:32:24,614 There was no point in me at what I was going to do to him. 1404 01:32:26,754 --> 01:32:29,552 There's no fucking point. 1405 01:32:46,407 --> 01:32:48,034 Hey. 1406 01:33:10,164 --> 01:33:11,153 Well� 1407 01:33:12,934 --> 01:33:15,232 it's nice to know you've embraced the healing process. 1408 01:33:17,038 --> 01:33:19,240 But first we'll need a better story. 1409 01:33:19,240 --> 01:33:21,504 The beginning, middle, dead. 1410 01:33:22,510 --> 01:33:26,207 Everyone will be talking about us. And you know that it was true. 1411 01:33:29,918 --> 01:33:31,783 We'd be the stuff of legend. 1412 01:33:33,087 --> 01:33:34,884 Nice try, babe. 1413 01:33:35,924 --> 01:33:39,427 It would have made i tall worthwhile. 1414 01:33:39,427 --> 01:33:41,019 Almost. 1415 01:33:43,564 --> 01:33:45,400 - I want it to be over. - It is. 1416 01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:46,697 No, I want� 1417 01:33:50,338 --> 01:33:52,363 I want it out of our lives. 1418 01:33:53,942 --> 01:33:55,933 I want it out of me. 1419 01:33:57,245 --> 01:33:59,314 - I want you in me. - Charlie. 1420 01:33:59,314 --> 01:34:01,482 I want you back. 1421 01:34:01,482 --> 01:34:03,451 I want you. I earned you, goddammit. 1422 01:34:03,451 --> 01:34:06,154 Charlie, I love you, 1423 01:34:06,154 --> 01:34:08,714 but you don't get to just erase this. 1424 01:34:12,894 --> 01:34:14,725 And you don't get to win me back. 1425 01:34:15,997 --> 01:34:17,658 Why not? 1426 01:34:24,205 --> 01:34:26,674 - Shit happens. - No, fuck that. 1427 01:34:26,674 --> 01:34:28,403 I will not let shit happen to me! 1428 01:34:37,585 --> 01:34:39,849 I can't do that. 1429 01:35:07,849 --> 01:35:10,044 Oh God, I'm sorry. 1430 01:35:14,822 --> 01:35:15,982 Hold on. 1431 01:35:36,244 --> 01:35:37,541 Oh God. 1432 01:35:39,680 --> 01:35:41,272 I'm sorry. 1433 01:35:42,283 --> 01:35:44,945 It's okay. Come here. 1434 01:35:57,398 --> 01:36:00,026 I've come home from the wars. 1435 01:36:03,905 --> 01:36:05,532 This isn't home. 1436 01:36:07,475 --> 01:36:09,644 You're the only home I know. 1437 01:36:09,644 --> 01:36:11,271 Charlie. 1438 01:36:19,954 --> 01:36:21,387 This isn't home. 1439 01:36:23,791 --> 01:36:26,157 { Wanted - Lover Slain } 1440 01:37:05,600 --> 01:37:08,034 Charlie: Chris! No! 1441 01:37:09,103 --> 01:37:11,298 Chris! Help us. 1442 01:37:22,450 --> 01:37:23,849 Please help us. 1443 01:37:30,024 --> 01:37:32,652 Just hold on, sweetheart. 1444 01:39:05,353 --> 01:39:07,082 Hey, what happened? 1445 01:39:08,923 --> 01:39:09,981 You okay? 1446 01:39:12,793 --> 01:39:16,456 I'm up. I'm up. 1447 01:39:19,533 --> 01:39:21,364 Where's your coat? 1448 01:39:28,843 --> 01:39:31,209 Did you set your clock back? 1449 01:39:35,349 --> 01:39:36,839 Listen, 1450 01:39:40,154 --> 01:39:41,587 you take my coat, okay? 1451 01:39:42,923 --> 01:39:44,959 Then what will you do? 1452 01:39:44,959 --> 01:39:46,654 I'm going to go inside. 1453 01:39:48,095 --> 01:39:49,960 Right. 1454 01:39:53,267 --> 01:39:54,666 Go ahead, put it on. 1455 01:40:22,196 --> 01:40:23,754 I'm Bill. 1456 01:40:26,334 --> 01:40:27,858 I'm Charlie. 98875