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Music: The Road Forward
Alan Hawkshaw
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Music: The Blue Danube Waltz
Johann Strauss II
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(inaudible)
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Excuse me, I don't mean to intrude,
but aren't you Barbara Broadcast?
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- Why yes, I am.
- See! I knew it all the time. I knew
it was her!
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You look so much better in the picture
on the cover of your book than you...
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- Would you mind autographing our copy?
- Certainly.
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Would you make one to Morris Vincent,
and the other to Florence Dorothy Vincent?
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- Okay.
- This is Florence Dorothy,
and I am Morris Vincent.
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- It was really awful the way you were
deported.
- Yes, and for a victimless crime!
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- Mmm. Were all your crimes victimless?
- No. Not all, thank goodness.
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Well, it must be terrible not to be
able to return to your homeland!
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Well, I was never that crazy
about Puerto Rico.
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(laughs) Well, thank you!
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(inaudible)
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Excuse me! I don't mean to intrude,
but my brother's kind of shy
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and, well, he's a big,
big fan of yours.
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Would you mind giving him an autograph?
And a little head? Just a little,
he doesn't want to come or anything.
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Why so shy?
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You don't have anything
to be shy about.
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(laughs nervously)
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(laughs again)
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Can I come in your mouth?
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Mm-mm.
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When will I be old enough to
come in a girl's mouth?
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When you're old enough not to ask.
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Why do you continue to hook when
you're such a successful author?
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Well, I'll tell you. It beats writing
for a living.
Typing, you know, it breaks your nails.
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- Do you type?
- I was a secretary!
- Really!?
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- I enjoyed taking shorthand.
- Ooh. I prefer longhand.
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Where did you get such nice teeth?
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One night, I caught the tooth-fairy
under my pillow
and I gave him the best fuck of his life.
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- Would you like another, sir?
- No thanks, just coffee.
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Now, what else did I leave
out of the book?
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Do you want to go on to the strange
people who worked for you?
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Well, there was this slightly strange
one who liked to
hang out in front of bus terminals.
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- Oh, do you mind? I'm expecting a
friend.
- Not at all.
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- Can you do a number seventeen?
- Certainly.
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Music: Tales from the Vienna Woods
Johann Strauss II
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- Has your friend arrived yet?
- Um, no. Not yet.
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- She does a wonderful cafe au lait.
- Hello!
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- Oh, hello! Joyce, this is Roberta.
Roberta, this is Joyce. She used to
work for me.
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- I ordered for you.
- Oh, I can't! That's my binge food.
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- We were just talking about the one
who likes bus terminals. Do you
remember that one?
- Vaugely!
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If you want to meet people,
particularly strangers to a city,
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there's no better
place than a bus terminal.
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What time do you get off work?
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I would love to hear the end,
but I have to go.
It's going to be a very busy afternoon.
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There was a really bloody mafia
picture on TV last night. Goodbye!
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That chopped-liver cock's gorgeous! It
must have been done by the
sculptor Horowitz.
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That couldn't be Horowitz's work.
Horowitz only works in Halvah.
Come on!
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- Un, excuse me. I'm a friend of Tony's.
- Oh. Tony.
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Yeah, he said I could make it with you
sometime.
On his account, of course.
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- Oh, that's nice. Are you circumcized?
- Yes. Why?
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I don't want you to think I'm not
interested in you as a person.
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Music: Reflections on a Misty Morning
Brian Bennett
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- Who are you?
- I'm Harvey, the wall-banger.
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I believe the story is just beginning
to get interesting.
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The way everyone was conning everyone,
I think she had the most honest
relationship. Beating off.
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[Barbara] Sex is a subject that
appeals to all ages.
Everyone likes it.
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
Do you mind if I blow your waiter?
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Not at all!
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I don't know what on earth happened to mine.
In a Caucasian restaurant you really
have to keep track of your waiter.
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- They all look alike!
- Do you want any help?
- Please!
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(inaudible)
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Music: Azure Blue
Simon Benson & Peter Cox
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Would you like something to drink?
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- No alcohol. A Shirley Temple.
- Surely!
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Thy rod and thy staff,
they comfort me.
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(sound of glass shattering)
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- Could you excuse me a few minutes?
I'm expecting a very important call.
- Surely!
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Please, have a waiter while you're waiting.
Or better still, give my compliments
to the chef.
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Music: Reflections on a Misty Morning
Brian Bennett
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(inaudible)
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(inaudible)
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(door buzzer sounds)
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Music: Before Summer Ends
Keith Mansfield
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- Everyone's waiting. What should I do?
- I'll be right along.
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Go get 'em, tiger.
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Music: Blue Danube Waltz
Johann Strauss II
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Waiter! More coffee, please.
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(laughs)
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Music: Dossier
Alan Hawkshaw & Brian Bennett
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Music: Big Haul
Brian Bennett
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Music: The Double Take
Steve Gray
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Music: Vienna Blood Waltz
Johann Strauss II
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- Excuse me. Did the lady that I was
with leave any messages for me?
- Miss Broacast, yes. Your friend left this.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Music: Getaway
Alan Hawkshaw
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Are you going to offer me
a sip of your joint?
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What I usually offer people
is more expensive.
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- Oh?
- It's never overpriced.
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It's getting way past my head-time.
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Music: Wallop
Brian Bennett
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Music: You've Got What It Takes
Madeline Bell
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Music: Glittering Mud
Steve Gray
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Music: Flying High
Stefano Torossi
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Music: The Big One
Alan Tew
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Music: White Elephant Walk
Alan Tew
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Hey! Hiya, Barbara! Is it still
a business doing pleasure with you?
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I don't believe it! Hi!
I was just thinking about him.
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- I felt it!
- What's your name again?
- Roberta.
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- Curly, this is Roberta.
- It's very nice to meet you.
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- Mmm. Very nice to meet you.
Did you get off well?
- I loved it!
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- Good.
- She's real nice.
- Yeah. Real nice.
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- Much nicer than that other bitch.
- What other bitch?
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- We had a little PAP.
- PAP? What's that?
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Protestant American Princess.
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So we had this little PAP working for us,
and to set her straight we let Curly
at her to act out one of his fantasies.
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Music: Dossier
Brian Bennett
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Music: The Big One
Alan Tew
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Music: Big Haul
Brian Bennett
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- Where are we going to do this tomorrow?
- How about in the restaurant again, upstairs?
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Yeah.
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- Table please.
- Ah yes, we'll have your reservation
in about 5 minutes.
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- Thank you very much. It's a real
pleasure.
- I'm famished."
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