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- [Brian] Do you believe
in love at first sight?
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- [Jason] I believe in
interest at first sight,
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like when I met you, like when I met Lisa.
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- [Brian] You were interested in Lisa?
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- [Jason] Not in the same
way I was interested in you.
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- [Brian] Good answer.
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- [Jason] But you were both people
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I wanted to get to know
better, a lot better.
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- [Brian] But in different ways.
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- [Jason] Are you jealous of Lisa?
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- [Brian] Maybe a little.
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- [Jason] You're kidding.
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- [Brian] Rumor has it
she's got a huge dick.
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(both laughing)
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(relaxed guitar music)
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(happy piano music)
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- To be clear, Paul and Paul and Peter
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and Mark know about Patti Lupone,
but Lisa and Andrew don't?
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- This is how we put this
behind us and move forward?
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- I'm not trying to be pissy,
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but if it comes up, I
don't wanna be blindsided.
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- Again?
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- I didn't say that.
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- I'm just saying it would've been nice
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if you'd asked me before you said yes.
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- You didn't have anything on for tonight.
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Paul and Paul are our friends.
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- Paul and Paul are your friends.
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- I didn't realize we'd
started making distinctions.
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- Going to dinner at their restaurant
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means the two of us sit
while one or the other
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or both of them jumps up
every two minutes to deal
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with some mini-crisis, which I understand.
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It's their business, but
it doesn't exactly allow
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for anything resembling
meaningful conversation.
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- What is your problem?
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- My problem is I had a rough day.
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Thank you for asking.
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Was looking forward to
just vegging out tonight,
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but instead, I come home
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and find out I have to eat
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another mediocre meal at Paul Squared
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and listen to thing one
drop little bon mots
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into whatever conversation
we're managing to have,
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reminding us all that you
two used to be fuck buddies.
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- We weren't fuck buddies.
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We were friends who
sometimes slept together.
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- Whatever.
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- You think I love being dragged
to every hole-in-the-wall
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that Lisa happens to be performing in?
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No, but I go because
it's important to you.
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- That is so not the same thing.
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- Why, because you never slept with her?
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Maybe if you had fucked
her back in college,
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she wouldn't still be mooning
over you 20 years later.
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- Really?
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- You want me to call Paul and cancel?
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I will.
- So I can be the bad guy?
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Oh no, no, no.
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You told them we'd be
there, we'll be there.
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I'll just order a salad.
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There's not much their chef
can do to fuck that up.
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- Yeah, well, it sure as
hell beats Cafe Zodiac.
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(Jason scoffs)
(door handle squeaks)
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(happy piano music)
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I didn't tell Lisa and Andrew.
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- Look, I'm really not
trying to be a jerk, honest.
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I'm just looking out for you.
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(soft smooching)
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- Thank you.
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- [David] So glad you guys came.
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- Hey, How could we not?
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- Hey.
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- Geoffrey is starstruck.
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- I'm not starstruck, I'm a fan.
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- Oh, and the difference is?
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- I didn't refer to you as starstruck
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when we were invited to
dinner with Toni Morrison.
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- You could have.
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It was a magical evening.
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- Jason loved Toni Morrison.
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- Come sit by us.
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- You're sure?
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- Absolutely.
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- Yeah, come on.
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(Brian laughs)
- [Andrew] Welcome.
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- [Brian] Hey, man, how are you?
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- The Pauls just told
me about Patti Lupone.
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That sucks.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Why didn't you tell us?
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Or did Lisa forget to mention it?
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- I was trying to keep it quiet.
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- Ow.
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- You both look beautiful.
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- Why do you seem so surprised?
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- I'm not. Come on, join us.
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- Mm-mm, I reserved a table for two.
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More romantic.
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(laughs)
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- Isn't she sweet?
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- The sweetest.
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- Oh, and there they are,
looking parentally harried.
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- This isn't parentally harried.
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This is middle school harried.
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- God only knows what
our lives will look like
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when you're teaching middle schoolers
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and Riley is a middle schooler.
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- I need a drink.
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- Oh yeah, we're gonna
need drinks over here.
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- Yes, lots of drinks.
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- Lots of drinks.
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(dramatic piano music)
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(audience applauding)
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- Ladies and gentlemen, a
hundred thousand welcomes
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to the legendary Don't Tell Mama.
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(audience applauding)
(audience cheering)
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It's a grand night for singing indeed,
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and we are thrilled to
present, Broadway's own,
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The loveable, the luminous, the lyrical,`
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Lisa Hansen.
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(audience cheering and applauding)
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(piano playing "I'm
Just Wild About Harry")
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♪ I'm just wild about Harry ♪
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And Andrew, Brian, Brenda, Paul.
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Paul.
(audience laughing)
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Well hello, honey, what's your name?
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- Geoffrey.
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- Oh, and Geoffrey.
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(audience laughing)
♪ And Harry's wild about me ♪
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I mean, what's not to like, right?
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(audience laughing)
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♪ The heavenly blisses of his kisses ♪
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♪ Fill me with ecstasy ♪
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♪ You're all just like chocolate candy ♪
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Like a big box of chocolates,
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you never know what you're gonna get.
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(laughing)
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♪ And honey right from the bee ♪
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The sweetest kind.
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♪ Oh, I'm just wild about ♪
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- [Audience] Harry!
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(laughing)
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♪ And Harr, ah, and Harry ♪
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♪ And Harry's wild about, ♪
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♪ Cannot do without ♪
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♪ He's just wild about me ♪
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(audience cheering and applauding)
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Eugene!
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- Thank you.
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Yeah, this night's starting off great.
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Gonna be a great show.
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(laughing)
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Thank you!
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Thank you, Sidney, and
thank you Don't Tell Mama.
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They have given me two weeks here.
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(audience cheering)
Aah!
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I am just praying that every night
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is as full as this opening.
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- Oh, darling, it will be!
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- I am holding ya to it, Sidney.
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Okay.
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This next song, as always, is for Jason.
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(dreamy piano music)
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♪ Nights are long since you went away ♪
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♪ I think about you all through the day ♪
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- You're sure you don't
want me to call a Lyft?
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- No, I wanna walk off
some of this energy,
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but not in these shoes.
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Hold these.
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- Lisa, dogs pee on the
sidewalks, and shit on 'em.
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Drunk people vomit on them.
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- You're such a romantic.
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- Well yeah, I, uh--
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- Gimme my bag.
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- You don't let the twins
walk barefoot outside, do you?
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- No, Andrew, I insist on it.
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What kind of mother do you think I am?
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- Lisa.
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- Wha?
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(cellophane crinkling)
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- What?
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(Lisa scoffs)
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What is going on?
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(Lisa scoffs)
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- Maybe we should get a car, after all.
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- You had a brilliant opening night.
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You've never sounded better in your life.
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The audience went wild for you,
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so what is the fucking problem?
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(cars honking)
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Hey, I'm talking to you, or trying to.
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- I know, I'm sorry.
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I'm just a terrible human being.
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- I know, but I love you, anyway.
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I was joking.
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(Lisa scoffs)
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- I want Brian to be happy.
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I do, Andrew.
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But when I see him with David,
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it just makes Jason being gone realer.
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And on a night like tonight,
I just miss him so much.
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- I know.
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(Lisa sighs)
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- It's supposed to get easier with time.
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- And it will, it has.
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But that doesn't mean there
won't be nights like this.
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The only way that could happen would be
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if you completely forgot about him,
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and that would be so much worse.
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(Lisa sighs)
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David's a nice guy.
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- Ugh.
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- The kind of guy Jason
would want Brian to be with.
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- I guess.
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- Better than the guys you
tried to fix him up with.
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(both laughing)
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- Maybe.
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Maybe I don't want Brian
with a wonderful guy.
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Someone who might make him forget Jason.
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- He's never going to forget him.
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None of us are.
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But he is going to move on.
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He is moving on, and we
should be happy for him.
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(yells in frustration)
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- Well, David became a
big fan the other night.
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(chuckles)
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- Ooh, it is not easy seeing you with him.
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- Eh, well, it wasn't easy for you
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seeing Jason with me in the beginning.
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- Well, I guess I was just tired
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of seeing his heart get broken.
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- Yeah, well.
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From what I heard, he
also broke a lotta hearts.
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- Yeah, I guess he did.
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- Including yours.
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Pow.
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(chuckles)
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- Why didn't you insist he got the chemo?
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- Ugh.
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- Miracles happen.
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He could've been one of 'em.
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- Why didn't you insist?
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(Lisa scoffs)
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- You were his husband.
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- Uh, yeah.
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- Mm-hm.
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- But your opinion always
carried more weight than mine.
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I learned that from the
get-go and I accepted it.
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- Really?
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You did?
- Oh, come on, Lisa.
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Had I not gotten your stamp of approval,
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I woulda been out in a snap,
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just like the rest of his boyfriends.
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Why didn't you use that
power you had over him
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to insist he try the chemo?
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- I did!
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- So did I!
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So did I.
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(Lisa exhales)
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David is a nice guy.
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He's just the kind of guy
Jason would wanna see you with.
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- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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- I wanna be happy for you.
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I am happy for you.
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00:11:08,220 --> 00:11:10,260
- Well.
- It's just so fuckin' hard.
267
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- Come here.
268
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(sad piano music)
269
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It's really hard for me, too.
270
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- You're not happy.
271
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,590
- Oh, because no gay man can ever
272
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really be happy in a relationship?
273
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Because it goes against our nature.
274
00:11:35,730 --> 00:11:38,480
It's a futile attempt
to mirror the heteros.
275
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,190
- So you have been
listening all these decades.
276
00:11:40,190 --> 00:11:41,700
- Since the first time
I heard that speech,
277
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:42,920
freshmen year at RISD.
278
00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:43,750
- Oh, good for you.
279
00:11:43,753 --> 00:11:44,733
- And I still don't agree.
280
00:11:44,730 --> 00:11:46,520
- Which is why you're a serial monogamist.
281
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:47,720
Each of which I've seen you through,
282
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from their Disney beginning
283
00:11:49,150 --> 00:11:51,290
to their M. Night Shyamalan ending.
284
00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:52,640
- One guy was a stalker.
285
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:53,540
- I'm just saying.
286
00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:56,560
You may be able to fool
your other friends.
287
00:11:56,558 --> 00:11:58,178
You may be able to fool Brian.
288
00:11:58,180 --> 00:11:59,840
You may even be able to
fool yourself up to a point.
289
00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,320
But I know you, doll.
290
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,170
You're not happy.
291
00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,330
So, what is it?
292
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Has the sex gotten boring?
293
00:12:05,530 --> 00:12:07,170
- No.
294
00:12:07,174 --> 00:12:08,644
- Have you met someone else?
295
00:12:08,637 --> 00:12:09,687
- No.
296
00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:11,170
- Has he?
297
00:12:11,170 --> 00:12:12,000
- No.
298
00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:14,490
No.
299
00:12:14,490 --> 00:12:15,320
- Then, what?
300
00:12:16,180 --> 00:12:17,800
- I really like him, Frank.
301
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,610
He's smart, he's funny, he's sexy.
302
00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:21,440
- But?
303
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- But nothing.
304
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:27,430
Once we're not twenty-something,
we've all got baggage.
305
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Even you.
306
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,210
Finish your sandwich.
307
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:32,910
I gotta get back to the office.
308
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,310
- You ever think about moving in together?
309
00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:42,700
- Whoa, that came out of the blue.
310
00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:43,760
- It certainly did!
311
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,153
- Not really.
312
00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:46,810
- We were talking about childhood crushes.
313
00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:49,230
- It's been over six months.
314
00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:52,820
That's about when Jason
and I moved in together.
315
00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:54,660
- Actually, it was seven and a half.
316
00:12:54,656 --> 00:12:55,826
- Roughly, anyway.
317
00:12:57,060 --> 00:13:00,990
So, have you?
318
00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:02,150
- Yeah, I've thought about it,
319
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,739
but I don't think we're there yet.
320
00:13:07,803 --> 00:13:09,593
Mm.
321
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,969
(chuckles)
322
00:13:11,970 --> 00:13:14,020
- Your first crush was really Scott Baio?
323
00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:17,630
- Well, not grownup
batshit crazy Scott Baio.
324
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,860
Cute little kid Scott Baio.
325
00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:20,960
- Eh.
- Oh, remember Bugsy Malone?
326
00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:23,370
Besides, I was like, eight.
327
00:13:24,215 --> 00:13:26,465
(smooches)
328
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:28,750
- Ah.
329
00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:32,490
- When are you gonna tell
him you don't like that?
330
00:13:34,066 --> 00:13:35,186
(cymbal roll)
331
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♪ You'll always be my forever ♪
332
00:13:40,295 --> 00:13:45,295
♪ Down deep inside of me ♪
333
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:50,575
♪ You'll always be my forever ♪
334
00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:55,580
♪ You're all I'll ever need ♪
335
00:13:55,575 --> 00:13:58,655
(relaxed rock music)
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