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- [Brian] So, is it cheating if
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it's just jerking off together?
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- [Jason] Um...
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No.
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- [Brian] How about if it's
jerking each other off?
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- [Jason] Depends if
there's kissing involved,
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and on location.
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Neutral territory, definitely not.
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One or the other's home, maybe,
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and definitely if there's kissing.
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- [Brian] I think it's got
more to do with intent.
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Is it a spontaneous hookup
or has it been plotted
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and planned and fantasized about?
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- [Jason] Mm, I like "fantasized about."
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- [Brian] I read a piece by a
woman who considered herself
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a bigamist because after being
widowed, she's remarried.
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But she still loved her first husband.
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(guitar music)
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(lively music)
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- [Brenda] We met online.
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- [Sofia] I had only been
in this country two weeks.
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- I keep telling you we need
to set up for a profile.
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- [Paul #1] No, Brian
doesn't need to go online,
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he's already met someone.
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- You didn't tell your work wife?
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- I was going to.
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- [Paul #2] His name is Ron.
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- They met one weekend when
he was bicycling with Riley.
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- Our son.
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Riley said Ron was totally into Brian.
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- And apparently now,
Ron even has a last name.
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- What do you mean?
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- Brian said he couldn't
fuck him because he didn't
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know his last name.
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(laughing)
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- Now, now, Ron is totally
into Brian and Brian is
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totally into Ron.
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- Okay, enough, that's
enough, guys, really.
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- So are you fucking him
or dating him, because if
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you're dating him, where is he?
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- I asked him if he was free
and he said he had plans.
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- Well, did you tell him
he were coming to this
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incredibly cool new place and
that he was going to get to
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meet a sometimes Broadway star?
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- Aww, for the humility of a performer.
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- I asked him if he was
available tonight and he said
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he wasn't.
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- So tell me about him.
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- Do you have photos?
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- [Brian] Nope.
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- Really.
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- Honest!
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- Why does it feel like
we're the oldest people here?
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- Because we are.
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- I am not old.
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- My god...
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- Where's he going?
- Somebody hot?
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- Brian!
- Hey!
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What are you doing here?
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- Oh, I--
- You know what?
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Never mind, meet my friends.
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- I kind of--
- Come on, come on!
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They won't bite.
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Everybody, this is Ron.
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(laughing)
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Ron, this is everybody.
- Hi.
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- We've certainly heard a lot about you.
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- Oh, you have?
- We all have.
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- And not so much from Brian,
from Riley, we're his dads
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- Oh, yeah, he's a cute kid.
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- He picked up on the
chemistry between you guys even
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before Brian did.
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(laughing)
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- I'm the work wife, he's mentioned me?
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- Uh, no.
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- Of course not.
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- Okay, okay guys, enough, enough.
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Hey, listen, I am glad whatever
it was you had going on
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tonight canceled, I really am, but...
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Did I mention we were coming here?
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- No, I...
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- Hey!
- Oh, it's Jeff!
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- I thought we were gonna meet at the bar?
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- Uh, Jeff, this is everybody.
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Everybody, this is Jeff, my partner.
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- Partner!
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Wow.
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- Yeah, three years.
- Three years?
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- Yeah, he travels a lot for work.
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- It can be hell on the relationship.
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- I'll bet.
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- Just got back from six weeks in China.
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- Good for you.
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- You know, we should go get drinks.
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- In a second! So?
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- Brian.
- Brian.
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- Brian.
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How do you and Ron know each other?
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- I've been fucking him
while you were in China.
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- Oh shit.
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- Three years.
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He has a partner for three
years and doesn't feel the need
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to mention it, you know,
it's not like we were just
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hooking up.
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We were dating or, or
we were something or...
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I, I don't know what it was!
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Fucking sociopath.
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- I guess the next time you
meet someone, you need to
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ask if they're single.
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- Yeah, if I'm the one
instigating it, but he's the one
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who pursued me.
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He's the one who made me feel
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like I could start dating again.
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You know what?
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There's not gonna be a next time.
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No, no, no, I've got my
friends, I've got the memory
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of Jason, I don't need
another relationship.
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I can have sex whenever I want
and we'll leave it at that.
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- You know you don't mean that.
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- The fuck I don't!
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Oh, and then Jeff to say "From
the beginning, we figured
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"since I was gonna be gone
most of the year, that we'd
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"have an open relationship."
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Fuck that shit.
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- Just because you and Jason
were monogamous doesn't
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mean that everybody is.
- I don't care
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if they had an open
relationship, what I care is that
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the fucker didn't let me
in on what was going on!
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He led me on, he lied to me!
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- Would you have slept with
him if he told you about Jeff?
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- Fuck no!
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Okay, okay, once, maybe, tops
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twice.
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That's what it would have...
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He's just...
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Made me feel like I could
have a life after Jason...
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- And that was an important lesson.
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Yeah, he's a jerk.
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But he's the one that
put you back out there.
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- You sound like the rest of 'em.
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- Because it's true.
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You will have a life after Jason.
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Not with Ron, but with someone.
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Your friends will make sure of it.
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- I don't want you to.
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I just need your support.
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I don't need you to guide me.
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- You know why I'll always love Jason?
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- Why?
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- Because when he was diagnosed,
that's when you really
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started talking to me.
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- I always talked to you.
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- As your assistant.
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But when he got sick, that's
when you started talking
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to me like a person.
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This is me.
- Yeah.
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I'm sorry I screwed up
your night with Sofia.
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- She's supportive.
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We lesbians are very empathetic.
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(laughing)
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Besides, she's coming over later.
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- Is she?
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(laughing)
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Ooh, there's the cab, grab it!
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- Hey!
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(horn honking)
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- I love you.
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- I love you too.
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(kissing noises)
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(chuckling)
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(Bollywood style music)
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- [Jason] This music takes me back.
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- Not now.
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- First time we went away
together, at that BNB
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in the Berkshire.
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- I really don't want to think about it.
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- And the owners were those old
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upper west side Jewish
Buddhists who piped Indian music
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into all the rooms.
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- I remember going back to the Berkshires
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for Lisa and Andrew's wedding.
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We almost missed the ceremony.
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Do you know how fucking sexy you are?
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Here.
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(laughing)
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- Hey!
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No, no, no, no, no.
- What?
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- We've got to get downstairs.
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- I don't care.
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- The wedding's about to start.
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(playful chuckling)
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- No, what are you doing?
- Kiss me.
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(loud kissing, moaning, laughing)
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(Jason yelping)
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Everyone thought it was such a pity.
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Our tuxedos were so rumpled.
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Lisa says she'd teach
us how to pack better.
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I don't know.
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Maybe I am supposed to spend
the rest of my life alone.
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- Is that what you really want?
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- What I want is for you to be alive!
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- Ron's an asshole.
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Keep going.
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- Thanks.
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- Hey Brian!
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Kiss enough frogs, right?
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That's one frog down.
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(mellow guitar music)
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♪ You'll always be my forever ♪
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♪ Down deep inside of me ♪
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♪ You'll always be my forever ♪
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♪ You're all I'll ever need ♪
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(hopeful, upbeat guitar music)
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