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Good morning, KENNETH.

YOU ARE ON THE EARLY DECK.

I have finished VP-2310 INSTRUCTIONS ON USE, SIR.

WHY, Look at that. BEFORE THE TIME.

You should e-mail it at PRINT SHOP.

I know it, but I'm ready

FOR OTHER DEBT, SIR.

This is our biggest job yet, it put us in the loop

FOR CONTRACTS GOVERNMENT--

THE LONG TIME, many cost overruns.

WHAT IS THIS?

IT'S MATERIALS A MANUAL

For a Federal Data Import Program.

The bureaucratic bureaucrats spend millions on software.

Now no one can figure out how to use it.

DENSE.

Very complicated.

WHEN IS THE DEADLINE?

3 weeks from now.

This is one week to complete each volume.

IT'S all expected at the end of the month.

Not much time for a project of this size.

Well, the slackers out there

No Taiwanese CAREER vigorously to remove it.

That you can handle it?

Well, me, UH ...

Better get started right away.

WAIT. I have something else for YOU.

KNOW YOUR NEW word processor

And the ASSISTANCE layout.

HI. I'm LISA BELMER.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

This is KENNETH, the best TECH writer we have.

OH.

Let me talk to you ONLY

For a second, sir?

EXCUSE ME.

Sir, I would really prefer to work alone on this.

You CAN'T do it solo. DEADLINE very tight.

You are writing the COPY.

Let her do the Grunt job.

Sir, I really think she will SLOW ME DOWN.

I mean, what does he know about publishing?

OK, he was used to it

These KID magazines DO on their computers.

BUT WE HAVE NO DEAL? I--

ENDS MANUAL FROM THE END OF THE MONTH, and you can get your bonus.

DO NOT WORK.

YES SIR.

Man on the radio: It's a pretty tough COMMUTE

For those heading home tonight.

South I-5 ...

I found that ON MY DESK.

HUH.

Oh, she wants IT, KEN.

He wants evil. It was the object.

DO YOU KNOW HER?

Oh! YES. YES. I could introduce you ...

IF YOU WANT HER.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

Oh yes, this is a WILD ONE.

It lets you do whatever you want in it.

ANYTHING.

So, do you want it?

Do you want to fuck?

HAHAHA! YOUR log! It's plastic. HAHAHA!

I told you I couldn't tell.

I mean, it's PLASTIC himself.

Oh, yes, well, JASON. YOU fell for this, too.

She's not even a real girl. It's a DELUXE SEX doll.

I saw it on this site.

I SEE? You plan yourself to.

You can choose PARTS--

ALL Anatomically accurate,

MADE OF MEDICAL QUALITY MATERIALS,

Photo-realistic.

Jason: It's very creepy.

CANNOT BE REAL. It's definitely a joke.

YES MAYBE.

I mean, you would think you were going to hook up,

MOVE or something like a hot BOX.

Well, this is the creepy part.

She's a doll. SIMPLY...

It just forces him there.

YES.

YOU do all the work, like real life.

It's got silicone rubber SKIN, CERAMIC TOILES,

AND real human hair.

What happened to the sugar and spices and all fine?

WHO NEED THAT WHEN YOU HAVE

"SOFT OPENINGS TO HOLD EVERY PLEASURE";

HEY, KENNETH, ALSO YOU

Could take LUCKY with her.

It's still got an ARM spring FOR HAND jobs.

What kind of weirdo

Is it gonna spend $ 10,000 on Sex Doll?

Hi, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET A SEX DOLL

To go and see the English Patient.

HA HA HA!

Ah, heads up. Novak.

Do you have something for me?

Uh ...

I heard you're really FAST.

I thought I could take a lead on the new PAGES.

THANKS.

Oh, that's all? What a relief.

I thought you were GONNA BEFORE ME.

It is very dense. You have to organize.

Oh, I'm not his protests.

I'm still trying to figure it out

That program is a massive word processor.

It just can't seem to make this computer work.

YOU ARE THE STAR technical writer.

Maybe you could explain it to me or ...

Uh ...

DOES NOT MATTER. I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

WAIT!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

EXCUSE ME. HELLO.

I'm LISA. I AM NEW here.

And I just want to introduce myself.

Dotson.

SHEREMY HERE DO NOT BELIEVE ABOUT SEX.

MOVE ON. Show him the picture.

Wonders of modern science, my child.

It was here this morning. WHERE IS?

SHEREMY, where's my stuff?

WAS HERE.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? THIS IS ALL YOU HAVE?

YOU ARE DELAYED.

It will be used to be on time, like a clock.

THE TEMP GIRL DOES NOT SET ANY DOCUMENTARY SPEED, Either.

It will catch up this weekend.

It's just a very complicated SIR program.

KENNETH, if you can't handle it,

He'll get someone else who can.

You do what you have to do

You will get your head straight. DO IT.

QUICKLY.

the woman's voice: Oh ... HELL.

MY NAME IS NICKY.

I want to fully embody your desire.

What kind of girl are you dreaming ABOUT--

Did I fully understand?

Too cheap.

Nikki: EXOTIC;

Very scary.

Nikki: willowy;

YES. LIKE THIS.

Nikki: I want it to be enough for you.

What color do your eyes like?

Kenneth: GREEN.

Nikki: What Kind of Oral Do You Want to KISS?

LIKE THIS?

DO YOU LIKE MY BREASTS?

O THANK YOU.

Please give me weapons to keep you.

NOW, MY FEET ...

HELLO?

The man Mr. KENNETH WINSLOW?

YES.

IT IS ABOUT ASSOCIATED BANKING TRANSACTIONS

FROM CONCORD SAFETY.

I CALL FOR CONTROL

Overcome YOUR ACCOUNT--

AN ELECTRONIC CHARGE OF $ 10,750

TO MODERN LEISURE DEVICES COMPANY.

EXTRAORDINARY PROTECTION COVERS YOUR ACCOUNT

Until the end of the month.

At that time, the balance must be paid in full.

OKAY. OK, UH ... That should be fine.

I work on a big project,

And I have a bonus coming, SO--

THANK YOU FOR USING CONCORD SAVINGS.

WHAT IS THE BOX?

It's a refrigerator.

Kind of small for a refrigerator.

"MODERN LEISURE DEVICE".

I never heard from them.

BE CAREFUL. IT'S NEW COLOR.

What in the cage?

A new refrigerator.

Woman: OH. WE ARE READY FOR A NEW REFRIGERATOR.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

You need to unzip this to get through the door.

GOOD IDEA. I'll get the tools.

HEAR. TAKE CARE.

They live next door to the CEO ...

You never know these days ...

FOR YOUR NEIGHBORS.

There's something weird about it GUY.

Just let me know if it causes any problems.

Let's open the baby up.

I call because I'm not happy with her, UH ...

PRODUCT.

Yes, I still believe it in the original packaging.

GOOD....

YES, HAS ... used it, BUT ...

I UNDERSTAND.

Nikki: Now is the time to wake up to your BIGGEST ORGAN--

YOUR MIND.

FILL WITH YOUR LOVELY imagination.

Make me like someone YOU WANT,

JUST like someone you already know.

OH. HEY, UH ... I'm not done yet

The other pages. YOU KNOW, IT IS ...

Nikki: What kind of music do you like?

This word processor is 3 VERSIONS outdated.

Nikki: How's this dress?

What makes her happy? WHAT DOES IT HOT?

Lisa: YOU ARE THE STAR technical writer.

Maybe you could explain it to me or ...

RIGHT HERE? In the pool typing?

IT IS AFTER HOURS.

What if someone sees us?

OK ... If you think this will help.

WHERE IS LISA?

Lisa's way back to her job.

Got in line with a supervisor.

Now she's in the head, her eyes crying out.

Me ... I've got to let her go.

GOOD ... BUT SIR ...

I have a system with LISA.

LOOK. VOLUME one--

It's already over.

SHE just needs to type IT.

TOO much drama. It will get you another typist.

Sir, I love working with LISA.

Volume One. You can't support the results.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING? You can't leave now.

We are just getting started.

I CAN'T GET ANYTHING TO WORK.

I can't get the help of third parties.

EVERYBODY hates because I'm TEMP,

AS If I want their stupid job anyway.

I tried to catch up, you know.

The supervisor won't let me Stay Late,

He said he can steal office supplies.

CAN YOU ... believe it?

OK ... maybe I could show you some things

After hours, if you think it will help.

Oh, I don't know.

I can't go back there, you know.

They are all so hateful.

I started typing in a pool.

I know what it's like down here.

OKAY.

RUN MACRO after the shape.

You know, I DID Desktop Publishing,

"Zines and things,

That is why I thought it would be good HERE.

This is so different.

WHAT ARE "zines?"

OH. Uh ...

Like a magazine.

They write for yourself,

Your hobbies, whatever.

It's kind of annoying.

BUT 'zines WAS THE RAGE in high school.

I DO NOT KNOW. It looks KIND of naive

AND IT'S IMPLORIVE NOW.

I'm sorry I had this Meltdown TODAY.

Looks kind of funny now, right?

ALL MANUALS THAT ANGST OVER THE INSTRUCTIONS NO ONE READS HERE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

OK, think about it.

I mean, all over the world,

THERE ARE VIDEO DEVICES UNLOCKING 12 AM

One of the first things people throw away.

YES. UH ... MACRO "L" to justify.

AND OPERATION 6 paging.

DONE.

THEN E-MAIL FULL DOCUMENT TO PRINT SHOP.

It's so easy to explain.

ALL is easy if you just read the instructions.

HMM.

I've already watched you with the new girl.

SORRY SIR. YOU FEAR ME.

What exactly are your intentions?

INTENTIONS;

I see privileged treatment over SENIOR DYGLISTS

EXCHANGE Late at night we get together

IN THE COMPANY OFFICES.

ATTENTION, KENNETH. STILL AND THE TEMPERATURE

To sue this company for sexual harassment.

But I'm not a hassle. I'M--

HATE to give you a referral.

YOU HAVE A CLEAR RECORD.

I have always considered YOUR model worker.

HMM.

Where did you find this jacket?

OH, SOME LITTLE STORE. It creeps me out,

Shopping in these places.

I could be a TYPE of dead clothes.

The first thing I will do

When I have a NEW JOB--

I'll get some new clothes,

And not just news for me, but really news.

SORRY. I don't mean to look.

Uh ...

I could only notice your set.

It's a great look for you.

NO. It's not too much DARK at all.

IT IS ... very professional.

Me, uh ...

I was really wondering if, uh ...

I'd take ... I wanted to go to a movie with me or something.

I never realized how much MY LIFE was

Until I met.

NOW I DON'T KNOW

HOW I CAN NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU.

I'm so glad you found each other.

PRINT IT.

A DOWN, 2 to go.

YOUR CHILDREN Make a great team.

LISA, Just Throw This TEMP BADGE and come with us FULL-TIME.

DO YOU mean I'm leasing? I HAVE A JOB?

WELCOME, my dear.

KIMBERLY WILL CREATE YOUR PAPERS, PARKING YOUR CARD ...

THANK YOU.

FORM OF YOUR INSURANCE, YOUR ...

COME.

Weak: KENNETH ... WINSLOW.

HELLO.

HELLO?

Nikki, are you?

Novak: KENNETH, on deck.

HEY, KEN, here you go.

Volume One. GOOD JOB.

THANK YOU.

You're the best COPY AUTHOR I have, KEN.

You'll need it in the bullpen,

AND SEE HOW IT'S GOING TO WORK ABOUT,

I owe BETTER. CONGRATULATIONS.

I AM PROMOTING THIS ISSUE.

WHAT HAPPENS TO MANUAL?

Well, you will still have 2 volumes to finish,

BUT MAY OPEN IN YOUR NEW OFFICE

Instead of the bullpen.

COME INSIDE.

CONGRATULATIONS. I've heard about your promotion.

YES. I can't really start editing, though,

Until MANUAL finishes.

HMM. Well, now that they both have something to celebrate.

DO YOU do something special?

I hadn't really thought about it. WHY? ARE YOU?

YOU KNOW.

I ACCEPT?

I TOLD YOU.

When I got a real job,

I've got new clothes.

GOOD ... NEW TO YOU νέο Really new?

A GIRL I KNOW SHOPS IN THIS PART.

It's a great look for you.

It's very PROFESSIONAL.

CLOTHES.

NEW WORK.

NEW ME. I'LL TAKE IT.

IT'S sweet. Uh ...

SORRY I'M LATE. Me, UH ... took home A ...

Of course I appreciate all you have done for me.

I ...

OK, I got home as soon as I could.

I ...

I didn't know you were so jealous.

KEN, are you alright? I tried to get you down,

BUT I couldn't KEEP on these heels. I--

It's you, isn't it?

PLEASE ASK HERE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I--

MAY I COME IN?

You look kind of stressed her out.

Can I do it?

YES. You have worked very hard.

I think it should take some time OFF.

YES. You should complete VOLUME 2.

HMM.

It's for VOLUME 2.

After all I've done for me,

I wanted to help you out for a change.

Wow. IT IS CLEAR. IT IS SIMPLE.

You're better than most of our personal writers.

I just tried to imagine how to write it.

I mean, I need some editing, BUT--

SO EDIT. This is YOUR new job, isn't it?

Well, I have ...

Let me finish up VOLUME 2.

You can edit MY PAGES FOR MONDAY

WE, too, will still be on schedule.

Oh ... I don't know.

COME. Stay home this weekend.

RELAX.

It does something special.

Me, uh ...

I need to talk to you about something.

I THINK SO...

Maybe it should ... slow down a bit,

Give each other a breath.

I ...

IT CAN...

EVEN...

He sees other people.

MAKE A MISTAKE.

Lisa is not like that.

I mean, it sounds so cheap.

THINKS I AM SPECIAL.

She understands ME. YOU...

WHY DO YOU DO THIS?

PLEASE PLEASE. Okay, listen.

I'll do whatever you say.

Just please don't tell her ABOUT US, okay?

Let's stay UP.

The man on the phone: MODERN LEISURE DEVICE TECHNICAL SUPPORT.

CAN I HELP?

Kenneth: something is wrong with your doll with SOLD.

IT'S OUT OF CONTROL.

It's no coincidence to do terrible things with them.

PLEASE, just tell me how to turn it off.

The man on the phone: UH, SIR ...

YES, dear, I'm coming.

KENNETH, what are you doing here?

You're supposed to be relaxing this weekend.

WHERE?

CHINESE FOOD.

Lisa: Well, when I first came here,

I felt completely out of place,

But now it's all gone too.

BUT ... IS THERE ANYTHING else?

Well, just get used to GRIND, you know.

GROWING UP. NOTHING SPECIAL.

TELL ME. WE ARE THE ONLY HERE.

MMM.

WORK IS SO MUCH ... COLD,

You know, impersonal in a relationship with the school ...

SPECIAL SCHOOL OF FINE ARTS.

It's like you don't even need to be as important as people.

We're just tools, robots.

I feel this way all the time.

It could disappear, and no one will even notice,

NOVAK MET HIS DEADLINE.

Nobody cares.

I CARE.

I KNOW.

I AM GLAD.

ARE YOU CRAZY.

NO! You don't know what I want!

I want LISA!

THIS IS HORRIBLE. SHUT UP!

SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

I told you, it's over US.

Novak: A couple of weeks ago, the boat was ready to jump.

I think that's all it takes to become a TECH writer?

It's very good, and I have

Training after hours and on weekends.

He has a real talent for FOR TECH WRITING.

2 DOWN. One more in GO.

HE CONTINUED.

Dotson: Come on right here.

Lisa: OK.

I have a DSL ON MY INTERNET.

IF YOU ALWAYS want to use this,

Just come over.

OH. OKAY.

Lisa: Oh, yes?

YES. I think there is, like, APPLE martini and stuff.

HEY. Uh ...

WHAT'S UP with him?

WE ARE ahead of schedule. So I was wondering

IF you might like to enjoy dinner tonight.

YES. SURE. THAT ... THAT ...

That would be great.

YES?

THE CHINESE FOOD PLACE right around CORNER--

It's still OPEN IF ...

ALWAYS Eat Chinese Food?

NO. I'm ... I thought you liked Chinese food.

NO NO NO. I ACCEPT. I ACCEPT.

Just, you know, it's not every day.

YOU NEED A VARIETY.

YES. Me, uh ...

I DON'T KNOW MUCH FOOD.

OH. OH I GET IT.

So you are a virgin. HMM.

HMM. OK, relax.

I am an experienced good eater.

I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

LET'S SEE...

LET'S DO SOMETHING EXOTIC.

HOW ABOUT INDIAN FOOD? MY TREAT.

SURE. I WANT TO TRY EVERYTHING.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME INSIDE?

YEAH.

I ... DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO CLEAN UP.

I WASN'T EXPECTING COMPANY.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

DRINK?

SURE.

HERE YOU GO.

THANKS.

CHEERS.

WHAT'S IN YOUR MOUTH?

My language is RING. I never noticed.

NO. One ...

GOOD...

One ...

To My Guardian Angel.

You did this for me! YOU!

Why do you keep AFTER me? WHY DON'T YOU LET ME GO?

It is above us! OVER!

Let me go, please.

PLEASE.

BITCH!

Kenneth: YOU!

I told you to leave me alone!

It doesn't feel very good, does it? Eh?

I will make you LIKE LISA.

And a tattoo on your chest.

Computerized voice: PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.

I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE

FOR THE OTHER NIGHT.

LET'S JUST DROP IT.

THIS GIRL NIKKI

I USED TO SEE A LONG TIME AGO ...

SHE STALKED AND ATTACKED ME.

Last night just ...

Exercise Back Memories,

AND I was ashamed to tell you.

I'm ... sorry, KENNY. I HAD NO IDEA.

I just ... Nikki's gone through irretrievably.

I just don't want to lose you.

COME.

They are the DECLARED FUNCTIONS

In the MENU CATEGORY AND SELECTION menu?

This is a data entry query.

Volume One ...

I can't even remember.

You will look for it.

Volume One seems like such a long time ago.

SO much has happened

Since we started this project.

I KNOW.

Novak: WHOA. Sorry.

I was just going to tell you how glad I am

With your work on the manual.

THANK YOU, Mr NOVAK.

THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE?

Come back again to work.

"ALL MY LOVE, Nikki"?

WHAT ... What is this?

WE ... We're wearing the same clothes, Kenneth,

And the same for hair.

YOURS ... Did you want to be like your ex girlfriend?

STALKER?

NO.

All together, all she wanted was to be like Nikki.

He never cared for me.

Was it just USING ME?

All help HERE IN WORK,

Was it just a game?

IS NOT--

How do you explain that, huh?

WHAT'S YOUR HISTORY THIS--

YOU wanted to be like ...

A tire SEX doll?

What kind of person are you?

Please don't do this to me.

SORRY. PLEASE. I'll do whatever you say.

Stay away from me.

LISA--

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?

IT SEEMS BAD, IT'S HER Hierarchically Superior.

I HAVE TO PROTECT THE COMPANY

From any harassment requirements.

This is a disadvantage. It's for you a permanent record.

Any further contact with MISS BELMER

THESE REASONS FOR EXPIRATION.

But I need her help to finish MANUAL.

Go ahead, SAILOR. Find a new girl.

the woman's voice on the computer: THANK YOU.

Please stay ON LINE AS WE process your order.

TRADE refused. CREDITS exceeding the limit.

Man: CUSTOMER SERVICE. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

HELLO. MODERN LEISURE DEVICES?

HELLO. I CALL FROM EXCISE Technical issues.

We write manuals,

And as an introduction,

We would like to revise your manual,

FREE.

OH. GOOD, I observe YOUR manual

DOESN'T COVER CERTAIN OPERATING PROBLEMS,

CERTAIN COMPLICATIONS.

OF COURSE, I'LL NE--

WE'LL NEED A SAMPLE MODEL FOR RESEAR--

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I KNOW IT'S JUST AN OVERSIGHT,

BUT YOUR RENT IS DUE.

I HAVE TO CHARGE YOU A LATE FEE IF YOU DON'T PAY SOON.

Man: THIS IS A MESSAGE FOR MR. KENNETH WINSLOW

FROM CONCORD SAVINGS.

YOUR OVERDRAFT IS NOW DUE.

Second man: THIS IS STEVE FROM THE PRINT SHOP.

I'M STILL WAITING ON THOSE FILES.

Novak: KENNETH, I'VE GOT TOO MUCH RIDING ON THIS PROJECT

FOR YOU TO SCREW IT UP.

WATCH IT. IT'S YOUR JOB.

Kenneth: I USUALLY DON'T ASK,

BUT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD ADVANCE ME

THE BONUS YOU PROMISED.

BONUS?

THESE PAGES ARE UNUSABLE.

THEY'RE INCOHERENT.

FOR THE LAST WEEK, LISA HAS BEEN REWRITING YOUR WORK.

I CAN'T CARRY YOU ANYMORE.

BUT YOU PROMISED ME MY USUAL RATE AND A BONUS.

KENNETH...

YOU'RE FIRED.

WE NEED TO TALK. I NEED YOU. IT'S--

YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE.

AT LEAST SPEAK TO NOVAK.

GET ME MY OLD JOB BACK, ANYTHING!

EVEN THE TYPING POOL!

YOU'RE NOT GONNA HELP ME,

AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR YOU?

HONEY, CAN YOU GET THAT?

DORIS!

THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT. I'M BUSY.

IT'S RADLEY, THE MANAGER DOWNSTAIRS.

YEAH. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY,

BUT I SAW SOMETHING VERY SUSPICIOUS.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A MURDER OR A SEX DOLL.

HEY, I'M OFF-DUTY, OK?

IF THIS IS FOR REAL, CALL 911.

IF THIS IS SOME PERVY JOKE,

I'LL BUST YOU FOR MAKING A FALSE REPORT.

NEVER MIND. IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING.

WEIRDO.

HOW'S YOUR HEAD?

LUCKY I WROTE THAT FIRST-AID MANUAL.

WHAT...WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

I JUST THINK

WE NEED TO SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER,

JUST TO WORK THINGS OUT.

WHAT ABOUT MR. NOVAK'S MANUAL?

HE'S PROBABLY LOOKING FOR ME RIGHT NOW.

EVERYTHING'S ON SCHEDULE.

IT'S EASY TO WRITE NOW THAT WE'RE BACK TOGETHER.

I CAN JUST E-MAIL IT TO THE PRINT SHOP

UNDER YOUR ACCOUNT.

IT'S LIKE YOU SAID,

NO ONE WILL EVEN MISS YOU.

COME HERE.

RELATIONSHIPS ARE A 2-WAY STREET.

I'M DOING ALL THE WORK,

AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING!

I THINK YOU NEED TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF TO RELAX,

JUST THINK ABOUT THINGS MAYBE.

SHH!

SHH. MAYBE HE'LL GO AWAY.

IT'S GONNA BE FINE.

HELLO?

ANYONE HOME?

WHO IS THERE?

OH, MY GOD.

HURRY. HE'S SOMEWHERE IN THE APARTMENT.

CALM DOWN. I'LL CALL THE POLICE.

COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE.

Kenneth: SORRY.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT YOU LIKE THAT.

NIKKI, IS THAT YOU?

I MADE SUCH A TERRIBLE MESS OF EVERYTHING.

I MISS YOU SO MUCH.

I JUST WANT TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT BETWEEN US.

IS THERE ANY WAY THAT WE CAN JUST START OVER?

WHAT SHOULD I DO? ASK ME ANYTHING.

OK.

YOU KNOW, NIKKI AND I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL ALONE,

UNTIL WE FOUND OTHERS

WHO WERE JUST LIKE US ON THE INTERNET.

THEY TAUGHT ME ALL ABOUT BONE PLASTINATION,

HOW TO PRESERVE YOUR BODY FOR NIKKI.

YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING'S EASY

IF YOU JUST READ THE INSTRUCTIONS.

NIKKI IS REALLY...

THE ONLY ONE...

THAT UNDERSTANDS ME.

YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT ENOUGH

JUST TO TALK TO HER.

I NEED TO BE WITH HER, HOLD HER.

SO I'M GONNA GIVE HER YOUR BODY.

NIKKI?

UH, NOTHING. EXCUSE ME.

NIKKI...

HONEY, YOU KNOW SHE MEANS NOTHING TO ME.

WE...WE WERE JUST TALKING.

I E-MAILED IT TO THE PRINT SHOP.

THEY KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? THEY'RE GONNA CALL THE COPS.

THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

YOU HAVE TO STOP! JUST STOP!

STOP!

NIKKI WARNED ME ABOUT GIRLS LIKE YOU.

NIKKI IS NOT ALIVE. SHE'S JUST A DOLL.

SHE ISN'T REAL! SHE'S NOT ALIVE!

SHE'S NOT REAL. SHE'S NOT REAL.

LISTEN TO ME--

JUST BECAUSE SHE'S NOT ALIVE

DOESN'T MEAN SHE ISN'T REAL.

PLEASE! NO! PLEASE!

NO!

YEAH, YEAH, PUT IT IN BETTY'S FILE.

RIGHT THERE.

KNOCK IT OFF. SHAPE UP.

YOU JOKERS COULD TAKE SOME POINTERS FROM LISA BELMER.

WHAT? THE CUTE GIRL?

I THOUGHT SHE QUIT.

QUIT? SHE FINISHED THE MANUAL...

RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

WHERE IS SHE?

WE HAVEN'T SEEN HER ALL WEEK.

ALL WEEK? WELL, WHERE DID THESE COME FROM?

THE OWNER'S TOTALLY FREAKED.

LAST WEEK, SOMEBODY TOSSED A MANNEQUIN IN THE SAME DUMPSTER.

LIKE A...SOME KIND OF REHEARSAL.

THIS TIME, IT'S A REAL BODY.

OOH. IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL.

YOU KNOW THE CORPSE?

THE MANAGER OF MY APARTMENT BUILDING.

WOW. MAYBE THE NEIGHBORS SAW SOMETHING.

NO. THEY'RE A BUNCH OF DEGENERATES.

HOLD IT. I KNOW THE GUY WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR.

HE'S, LIKE, A REGULAR JOE.

Computerized voice: PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.

Man: KENNETH WINSLOW, THIS IS DETECTIVE MARTIN QUINLEY

WITH THE LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT.

DO YOU REMEMBER ME? WE'RE NEIGHBORS. HA HA HA.

ANYWAY, WE WERE TALKING JUST A FEW WEEKS AGO

WHEN YOU GOT THAT NEW REFRIGERATOR. HOW'S IT WORKING?

WELL, YOU KNOW THAT ODDBALL APARTMENT MANAGER.

WELL, HE GOT HIMSELF KILLED,

AND SINCE YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR, I FIGURED I'D CALL

AND SEE IF YOU NOTICED ANYTHING UNUSUAL.

I HAD MY SUSPICIONS ABOUT THAT GUY.

HE DIDN'T SEEM RIGHT. SO, BETTER BE CAREFUL

UNTIL WE GET THIS SORTED OUT.

THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. AND HAVE A NICE DAY.

HE'S PROBABLY AT WORK.

MAYBE WE SHOULD CHECK OUT THE BODY'S APARTMENT.

MAY BE SOME CLUES.

YEAH. WHY NOT? IT'S ON MY WAY HOME.

I'LL SURPRISE THE MISSUS.

YOU HAD LUNCH YET?

I HAVE TO EMPTY A FEW MAJOR ARTERIES

TO LET YOU OUT AND POUR NIKKI IN.

SHE HASN'T BEEN HERE.

MAYBE SHE E-MAILED HER WORK DIRECTLY TO THE PRINT SHOP.

THIS EMBALMING FLUID WILL END YOUR SUFFERING

AND PRESERVE YOUR BEAUTY FOR NIKKI.

RELATIONSHIPS COME AND GO,

BUT PLASTINATION IS FOREVER.

AAH!

SHE SENT THE FIRST FILE TUESDAY NIGHT.

SHE SENT A NEW FILE YESTERDAY.

WHAT FILE?

AAH!

FORGET IT. THAT THING'S GIVING ME A HEADACHE.

BESIDES, RADLEY'S ALREADY DEAD.

WHAT'S THE HURRY?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 2 WHOLE DAYS BEFORE I CAN REPORT

A MISSING PERSON? NO ONE'S SEEN HER ALL WEEK.

HERE'S THAT NEW FILE.

HOLD IT.

JESUS CHRIST.

SCREW THEM. SCREW THE COPS.

I DON'T NEED THEM. I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

KILLING...KILLING IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU.

I'M GONNA SHOW THEM WHAT YOU REALLY ARE.

I'M GONNA LOCK YOU UP IN THAT BOX

AND DELIVER YOU TO THE POLICE MYSELF.

AAH!

UH...

YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING TO ME!

YOU STUDIED IT, PLANNED IT ALL OUT, HUH?

EVERYTHING YOU DID TO ME!

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN!

DIE, YOU SICK FUCK!

DIE!

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT HERE JUST IN TIME.

YOU OK, BUDDY?

KENNETH, BACK ALREADY?

WHAT ABOUT YOUR MEDICAL LEAVE?

I JUST WANTED TO GET BACK TO WORK, SIR.

IT'S HORRIBLE WHAT HAPPENED--

LISA HOLDING YOU CAPTIVE IN YOUR OWN APARTMENT,

E-MAILING HER WORK SO SHE COULD STAY AND TORTURE YOU.

SHE ALWAYS SEEMED LIKE SUCH A...NICE GIRL.

A LITTLE HIGH-STRUNG, THOUGH.

WELL, THERE'S NO WAY

THAT THE COMPANY COULD HAVE KNOWN.

WE'RE AS MUCH THE VICTIM HERE AS ANYBODY.

OF COURSE.

UH ... I WAS GOING TO MAIL THIS TO YOU,

BUT SINCE YOU'RE HERE ...

A BONUS.

JUST LIKE I PROMISED.

WELCOME BACK, SAILOR.

Woman: NIKKI IS A VERY LUCKY GIRL.

WELL, YOU'RE ALWAYS BUYING FLOWERS FOR HER.

It's very fortunate to have someone like you,

Someone who really knows how to deal with a girl,

HOW to make her feel special.

THIS IS REALLY romantic.

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