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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0:00:02.140,0:01:28.749 [Music] 0:02:27.900,0:04:14.530 [Music] 0:04:12.080,0:04:50.350 [Applause] 0:04:14.530,0:04:53.629 [Music] 0:04:50.350,0:04:53.629 [Applause] 0:04:53.750,0:05:09.410 [Music] 0:05:06.940,0:05:12.649 [Applause] 0:05:09.410,0:05:12.649 [Music] 0:05:22.580,0:05:26.090 by the way my name's Michael pleased to 0:05:25.610,0:05:29.410 meet you 0:05:26.090,0:05:29.410 good I'm Sarah 0:05:31.210,0:05:35.970 take it easy bye-bye 0:05:37.090,0:05:41.010 well Sarah take care you hear 0:05:44.170,0:05:47.239 [Music] 0:05:49.150,0:05:53.720 we gotta clear that cement I asked for a 0:05:52.300,0:05:59.540 bulldozer it's coming 0:05:53.720,0:06:01.220 [Music] 0:05:59.540,0:06:04.660 we have it done by tonight before the 0:06:01.220,0:06:04.660 boss starts bitching Nutella 0:06:06.340,0:06:16.649 [Music] 0:06:18.949,0:06:21.949 this is where we gotta dig hey Dad we'll 0:06:21.349,0:06:24.229 be ready 0:06:21.949,0:06:26.449 listen I'm counting on you eh I got it 0:06:24.229,0:06:28.639 Barney where the hell have you been all 0:06:26.449,0:06:31.159 day Michael yeah the most incredible 0:06:28.639,0:06:33.080 think I don't write a half of this come 0:06:31.159,0:06:37.879 on you got laid 0:06:33.080,0:06:39.169 you know it is you built mm-hmm like a 0:06:37.879,0:06:41.240 shit brick house I think you mean a 0:06:39.169,0:06:43.759 brick shithouse no better why would you 0:06:41.240,0:06:45.860 hit it on your place the ferryboat very 0:06:43.759,0:06:48.610 well I gotta hear about this come on 0:06:45.860,0:06:48.610 I'll buy you a beer 0:06:57.920,0:07:00.959 [Music] 0:07:02.110,0:07:08.990 my thought I'll never see her again 0:07:04.840,0:07:11.120 she was real I swear it some broad picks 0:07:08.990,0:07:13.630 you up in the ferry and you just forget 0:07:11.120,0:07:16.040 everything she never told me her last 0:07:13.630,0:07:16.960 I'm not mistaken you're getting married 0:07:16.040,0:07:19.140 be 12 days 0:07:16.960,0:07:23.040 [Music] 0:07:19.140,0:07:31.170 I know 0:07:23.040,0:07:35.840 12 days it's your funeral pal yep shit 0:07:31.170,0:07:35.840 what's the matter I can't find my wallet 0:07:37.700,0:07:42.810 don't worry about it this one's on me 0:07:40.200,0:07:44.730 I'll bet one woman's got your wallet I 0:07:42.810,0:07:46.320 must have left it back home come on 0:07:44.730,0:07:49.440 Michael when are you gonna face reality 0:07:46.320,0:07:52.650 and blow up well Sarah what do you think 0:07:49.440,0:07:55.170 it's not finalized yet but I think we're 0:07:52.650,0:07:59.010 on the right track if you say so I only 0:07:55.170,0:08:00.570 deal with the raw material Sarah I like 0:07:59.010,0:08:02.790 the idea that the hundredth man be a 0:08:00.570,0:08:05.490 total stranger while the other 99 are 0:08:02.790,0:08:07.890 public figures its stroke of genius and 0:08:05.490,0:08:11.190 a ferry boat really brilliant absolutely 0:08:07.890,0:08:14.760 brilliant but but what it's too short 0:08:11.190,0:08:17.160 too short it drops off in midair we know 0:08:14.760,0:08:19.650 nothing about him about his life who's 0:08:17.160,0:08:20.100 Michael today I see you must see him 0:08:19.650,0:08:22.020 again 0:08:20.100,0:08:24.180 get to know your subject better all 0:08:22.020,0:08:33.370 right no problem how are you tracking 0:08:24.180,0:08:38.250 down I'll just whistle good 0:08:33.370,0:08:38.250 [Music] 0:08:40.720,0:08:46.090 [Music] 0:08:48.290,0:08:53.660 Allen darling you're late I've been 0:08:51.950,0:08:54.920 waiting for half an hour you know we 0:08:53.660,0:08:56.960 have about a million and one things to 0:08:54.920,0:08:58.340 do I'm sorry that I just didn't get away 0:08:56.960,0:08:58.850 from honey now did you talk to the 0:08:58.340,0:09:00.860 caterer 0:08:58.850,0:09:02.390 yeah yes they said they'd come tomorrow 0:09:00.860,0:09:05.450 and what about dad has he found a suit 0:09:02.390,0:09:07.430 that he likes you I don't think he'll 0:09:05.450,0:09:09.710 ever find one big enough I just hope he 0:09:07.430,0:09:11.090 doesn't wait to the last minute oh I 0:09:09.710,0:09:13.100 wanted to show you the bridesmaid 0:09:11.090,0:09:15.380 dresses I saw today the most beautiful 0:09:13.100,0:09:18.200 lime green you know everything goes with 0:09:15.380,0:09:20.750 green it's all green flowers you do like 0:09:18.200,0:09:22.010 green I even saw green satin gloves and 0:09:20.750,0:09:23.900 a beautiful night cream tool for the 0:09:22.010,0:09:26.810 veil I already checked on the sides and 0:09:23.900,0:09:31.130 they have mine oh god I think white 0:09:26.810,0:09:32.210 weddings in flooring don't you I just 0:09:31.130,0:09:33.440 remembered I've got to get back to the 0:09:32.210,0:09:34.990 artist she said you were free today 0:09:33.440,0:09:37.610 something came up 0:09:34.990,0:09:39.990 and Donegan fix the clock for the living 0:09:37.610,0:09:45.270 room fed wouldn't miss it for the world 0:09:39.990,0:09:45.270 [Music] 0:09:47.510,0:09:56.820 [Music] 0:10:18.370,0:10:32.390 hello hi Michael it's me Sarah the 0:10:25.430,0:10:36.200 ferryboat remember sure I remember did 0:10:32.390,0:10:41.740 you get my telephone it easy you lost 0:10:36.200,0:10:50.470 your wallet on the ferryboat Michael I 0:10:41.740,0:10:53.760 need you I want to see you now please 0:10:50.470,0:11:01.050 come here now 0:10:53.760,0:11:04.140 13 Ward Street as for me Sarah s broom 0:11:01.050,0:11:04.140 [Music] 0:11:04.639,0:11:31.949 hello hello taxi Sarah there's something 0:11:29.519,0:11:35.610 you ought to know I'm getting married in 0:11:31.949,0:11:37.550 11 days not gonna change my mind 0:11:35.610,0:11:39.660 but I'm not gonna postpone the wedding 0:11:37.550,0:11:45.480 then give me all the nights you have 0:11:39.660,0:11:48.390 left 11 nights just for me I won't ask 0:11:45.480,0:11:51.519 you for one single minute more 0:11:48.390,0:11:51.519 [Music] 0:12:02.600,0:12:23.229 [Music] 0:12:24.040,0:12:28.740 Michael won't you have some more ice 0:12:25.600,0:12:30.670 cream no fine thank you 0:12:28.740,0:12:32.890 what's the matter Michael you don't like 0:12:30.670,0:12:34.210 my wife's homemade ice cream oh no it's 0:12:32.890,0:12:37.230 not that then why don't you have a 0:12:34.210,0:12:40.330 little more just to please mother please 0:12:37.230,0:12:41.470 maybe Michaels I'm not Helen Helen I 0:12:40.330,0:12:43.060 understand English 0:12:41.470,0:12:44.710 it's best he understands how we live 0:12:43.060,0:12:45.940 since the both of you will be living 0:12:44.710,0:12:49.840 with us for the first months anyway 0:12:45.940,0:12:52.090 father please Michael 0:12:49.840,0:12:54.610 our Helen is not going to live in any 0:12:52.090,0:12:58.060 bachelor apartment we were only thinking 0:12:54.610,0:13:00.700 of your future my husband Richard has 0:12:58.060,0:13:03.300 bought you a lovely home unfortunately 0:13:00.700,0:13:05.920 it won't be ready for another six months 0:13:03.300,0:13:08.020 your office thinks it's a wonderful idea 0:13:05.920,0:13:09.790 they're going to withhold a little 0:13:08.020,0:13:13.270 something from your salary every week 0:13:09.790,0:13:17.980 for the mortgage payments now isn't that 0:13:13.270,0:13:20.470 nice of them what do you say Michael I'm 0:13:17.980,0:13:22.050 sorry but I have an appointment I really 0:13:20.470,0:13:26.620 must be going 0:13:22.050,0:13:28.330 it's been very nice thank you about the 0:13:26.620,0:13:30.100 house and everything I'd like to discuss 0:13:28.330,0:13:33.190 it some other time if that's all right 0:13:30.100,0:13:35.460 with you Helen and I had some plans of 0:13:33.190,0:13:35.460 our own 0:13:38.600,0:14:21.619 [Music] 0:14:22.100,0:14:34.300 you win sir anybody home Sara it's me 0:14:31.610,0:15:01.019 Michael where are you 0:14:34.300,0:15:01.019 [Music] 0:15:03.120,0:15:15.389 [Music] 0:15:11.279,0:15:18.379 I'm like there's a little hitch I'm not 0:15:15.389,0:15:20.990 home and I don't know when I'll be back 0:15:18.379,0:15:24.829 that's just great 0:15:20.990,0:15:24.829 yeah I guess I'll stick around 0:15:26.330,0:15:29.419 [Music] 0:15:31.530,0:15:39.480 thanks for the champagne but I don't 0:15:34.500,0:15:42.960 think you should drink it without what 0:15:39.480,0:15:44.420 I'm just female intuition darling you 0:15:42.960,0:15:50.600 want to make a big impression tonight 0:15:44.420,0:15:50.600 and you think of to do up right Michael 0:15:55.480,0:16:01.749 but I haven't left you entirely alone 0:15:58.169,0:16:06.519 you see Michael it's as though I were 0:16:01.749,0:16:13.509 there with you a little bit until we're 0:16:06.519,0:16:17.470 really together in the flesh I want to 0:16:13.509,0:17:06.159 make love to you Michael I want it with 0:16:17.470,0:17:11.100 every inch of yours too darling let me 0:17:06.159,0:17:11.100 enter your mind take me into your mind 0:17:13.420,0:17:19.299 [Applause] 0:17:15.190,0:17:22.870 [Music] 0:17:19.299,0:17:22.870 my aunt died 0:17:24.020,0:17:33.080 [Music] 0:17:30.060,0:17:33.080 what you so much 0:17:34.470,0:17:48.510 [Music] 0:17:52.669,0:18:05.460 hello Sara where are you you don't want 0:18:02.460,0:18:09.539 me I'd die for you and you eject me 0:18:05.460,0:18:15.749 that's not nice Michael Sarah 0:18:09.539,0:18:19.619 would you get right over here I mean in 0:18:15.749,0:18:22.950 the flesh there's something you ought to 0:18:19.619,0:18:25.799 know about me Sarah watching just 0:18:22.950,0:18:29.639 doesn't make it for me I guess I'm I'm 0:18:25.799,0:18:34.469 just old-fashioned are you sure you 0:18:29.639,0:18:35.970 don't like to watch Michael Michael I'm 0:18:34.469,0:18:39.049 an old-fashioned girl myself 0:18:35.970,0:18:39.049 [Music] 0:18:41.290,0:20:00.020 [Music] 0:20:03.160,0:20:11.320 Oh Michael you should have seen your 0:20:08.050,0:20:14.500 face when the court thought you were so 0:20:11.320,0:20:18.640 funny you really enjoy making me look 0:20:14.500,0:20:20.110 like a fool let's just say you know a 0:20:18.640,0:20:22.300 girl who can open the bottle of 0:20:20.110,0:20:28.180 champagne with her body 0:20:22.300,0:20:32.010 I don't good get your fly open honey why 0:20:28.180,0:20:32.010 don't you try why not 0:20:33.550,0:20:42.430 hey what's this ice cream at Helens 0:20:38.190,0:20:46.470 who's Helen Helen is oh it's okay I 0:20:42.430,0:20:46.470 don't want you to talk about other women 0:20:48.540,0:20:55.970 Michael 0:20:50.570,0:21:00.410 why don't you rate me what yeah come on 0:20:55.970,0:21:01.700 I'm dying to be raped by you please okay 0:21:00.410,0:21:02.900 let's go back to your place and I'll 0:21:01.700,0:21:06.860 rape you all night long 0:21:02.900,0:21:09.040 Oh God about that okay but it's just no 0:21:06.860,0:21:12.620 fun to be attacked in one's own bed 0:21:09.040,0:21:24.710 people get raped in the street didn't 0:21:12.620,0:21:27.310 you know that she doing this to me the 0:21:24.710,0:21:27.310 bitch 0:21:50.290,0:21:57.820 my husband's very shy Michael Michael 0:21:54.360,0:21:58.990 thank the nice policeman thank you 0:21:57.820,0:22:01.710 you're welcome 0:21:58.990,0:22:01.710 goodbye 0:22:03.620,0:22:08.810 it scared you didn't I you're a great 0:22:06.590,0:22:12.260 girl Sara and maybe with someone else 0:22:08.810,0:22:14.660 I'll be having a barrel of laughs but 0:22:12.260,0:22:18.380 right now I don't think you're funny 0:22:14.660,0:22:21.260 Mikey boys tired so I guess he'll go 0:22:18.380,0:22:26.120 home to bed why don't you call me again 0:22:21.260,0:22:33.340 Mike next year go out together again 0:22:26.120,0:22:33.340 have ourselves a high old time okay bye 0:22:41.910,0:22:45.019 [Music] 0:22:50.790,0:23:21.690 [Music] 0:23:27.000,0:23:30.780 you know what you're nuts but I'm an 0:23:29.530,0:23:44.159 asshole 0:23:30.780,0:23:47.660 [Music] 0:23:44.159,0:23:50.800 touch I'm always 0:23:47.660,0:23:53.020 [Music] 0:23:50.800,0:23:56.070 are your patties 0:23:53.020,0:23:56.070 I hate them 0:23:57.070,0:24:07.350 [Music] 0:24:05.100,0:24:09.330 an invoice didn't check out okay I'll 0:24:07.350,0:24:11.840 look at what's this no no thanks guys 0:24:09.330,0:24:11.840 David easy 0:24:14.730,0:24:17.859 [Music] 0:24:33.470,0:24:41.840 Michael can we talk recognize these they 0:24:39.620,0:24:44.590 came to the site today these are my 0:24:41.840,0:24:49.159 panties put them on and think of me 0:24:44.590,0:24:51.580 there's more to the message shangri-la 0:24:49.159,0:24:55.490 cafe 10:30 p.m. 0:24:51.580,0:24:58.370 53 70 woodlawn be there hand him over 0:24:55.490,0:25:00.620 what's the matter big guy cold without 0:24:58.370,0:25:06.200 us would you cut that out 0:25:00.620,0:25:11.330 I guess you bought him insects are you 0:25:06.200,0:25:19.580 looking him I love legs stop everybody's 0:25:11.330,0:25:23.200 watching oh yeah not even your size so 0:25:19.580,0:25:23.200 long sweetheart see you at the side 0:25:29.440,0:25:32.559 [Music] 0:25:35.730,0:25:38.849 [Applause] 0:26:07.350,0:26:10.460 [Music] 0:26:15.700,0:26:18.869 [Music] 0:26:29.080,0:26:32.200 [Music] 0:26:42.390,0:26:45.649 [Applause] 0:26:47.570,0:26:50.660 [Music] 0:27:29.050,0:27:32.180 [Music] 0:27:35.710,0:27:38.829 [Music] 0:27:42.580,0:27:56.840 not like that a real kiss I gotta go I 0:27:55.010,0:28:03.410 have to finish those damn estimates by 0:27:56.840,0:28:05.680 tomorrow right good night good night 0:28:03.410,0:28:05.680 sweetheart 0:28:23.690,0:28:26.799 [Music] 0:28:32.560,0:28:35.560 thank 0:28:42.790,0:28:45.869 [Music] 0:28:57.800,0:29:06.410 [Music] 0:29:09.090,0:29:12.230 are you wearing that 0:29:12.710,0:29:15.769 [Music] 0:29:20.519,0:29:24.889 gave me two minutes then follow me 0:29:30.860,0:29:45.810 [Music] 0:29:55.580,0:30:09.380 [Music] 0:30:12.130,0:30:15.750 what if somebody should come in 0:30:16.309,0:30:22.340 be a good boy come with me 0:30:28.970,0:30:32.840 there's nothing to be afraid of 0:30:39.010,0:30:47.960 I'm not bad not bad at all 0:30:43.040,0:30:50.030 a little touch here and there take your 0:30:47.960,0:30:52.630 clothes off I want to see if you really 0:30:50.030,0:30:52.630 have one 0:30:56.470,0:30:59.739 [Music] 0:31:10.200,0:31:13.690 [Music] 0:31:31.540,0:31:34.900 let's get it on 0:31:35.080,0:31:44.660 hey my clothes where mine 0:31:40.900,0:31:53.870 one-size-fits-all you'll drive the guys 0:31:44.660,0:32:04.640 wild Sarah have you gone nuts really 0:31:53.870,0:32:08.450 please a whole steel Dan and damn hey 0:32:04.640,0:32:15.890 you're not a bad-looking fuzzy look what 0:32:08.450,0:32:17.780 do you think hey sir you don't think for 0:32:15.890,0:32:20.440 one minute don't keep me waiting darling 0:32:17.780,0:32:20.440 please 0:32:44.440,0:33:10.750 yeah all right yeah yeah I'm fine here 0:33:00.280,0:33:10.750 you're a signature thank you Thanks 0:33:14.139,0:33:29.919 look Sarah I've had enough of your 0:33:16.789,0:33:29.919 stupid games I've had it Sarah hey wait 0:33:31.179,0:33:43.639 sir please stop this Mikey please oh 0:33:42.460,0:33:46.909 shit 0:33:43.639,0:33:56.450 ladies don't swear thank you we've 0:33:46.909,0:33:57.049 already taken a room dear after you 0:33:56.450,0:34:06.259 darling 0:33:57.049,0:34:08.510 ladies first what an idiot I was to lose 0:34:06.259,0:34:10.089 sleep over you get undressed him give me 0:34:08.510,0:34:14.059 back my clothes I'm going 0:34:10.089,0:34:20.919 why don't you undress me it's so 0:34:14.059,0:34:20.919 exciting you're me and I'm you 0:34:22.380,0:35:01.770 you 0:34:24.429,0:35:01.770 [Music] 0:35:11.110,0:35:17.470 it's a kick to be a man for a change and 0:35:14.960,0:35:17.470 your 0:35:22.600,0:35:30.380 [Music] 0:35:27.800,0:35:33.309 yeah I'm a tard 0:35:30.380,0:35:33.309 and a horn 0:35:34.240,0:36:28.409 and you're me no fuck me darling 0:35:37.920,0:36:28.409 [Music] 0:36:29.440,0:36:31.500 you 0:36:45.000,0:37:46.369 [Music] 0:37:48.209,0:37:54.269 not bad 0:37:49.829,0:37:58.569 pleasant enough but something's missing 0:37:54.269,0:38:02.939 something special dangerous you'll think 0:37:58.569,0:38:02.939 of something with your imagination 0:38:13.370,0:38:20.960 my imagination could never match yours 0:38:16.260,0:38:20.960 darling Sarah 0:38:30.740,0:38:45.949 [Music] 0:38:49.870,0:39:04.660 [Music] 0:38:58.229,0:39:07.599 put your arm around you're cold you're 0:39:04.660,0:39:10.900 cold whenever we're together these days 0:39:07.599,0:39:17.430 you always seem so far away you never 0:39:10.900,0:39:19.979 seem to notice me I've just been tired 0:39:17.430,0:39:23.070 I'm not getting any sleep 0:39:19.979,0:39:26.760 at work 0:39:23.070,0:39:29.400 the pressure don't worry darling as soon 0:39:26.760,0:39:31.480 as we're married you'll get plenty of 0:39:29.400,0:39:54.200 sleep 0:39:31.480,0:39:54.200 [Music] 0:39:59.630,0:40:09.590 [Music] 0:40:16.960,0:40:21.630 Michael Terenzi yes your order sir what 0:40:33.869,0:40:38.400 good night mr. tell NC good night 0:40:50.700,0:40:55.459 [Music] 0:40:51.550,0:40:55.459 [Applause] 0:40:59.850,0:41:03.369 [Music] 0:41:13.260,0:41:19.300 [Music] 0:41:22.030,0:41:25.260 [Music] 0:41:26.280,0:41:28.340 you 0:41:30.240,0:41:39.239 [Music] 0:41:42.630,0:41:46.890 we'll never finish all this stuff 0:41:59.060,0:42:07.790 surprise Michael how you doing come on 0:42:02.339,0:42:13.140 gang this food night this way come on 0:42:07.790,0:42:15.680 come in 24 everybody here don't be 0:42:13.140,0:42:15.680 biggies 0:42:27.150,0:42:30.670 gotta do something to get this party off 0:42:29.410,0:42:33.460 the ground huh 0:42:30.670,0:42:35.490 what do we have you let's see if I can 0:42:33.460,0:42:38.300 get this thing to play us a little bye 0:42:35.490,0:42:43.849 well that's something dry 0:42:38.300,0:42:43.849 [Music] 0:42:46.340,0:42:51.499 [Music] 0:42:51.810,0:42:56.440 come on let's see little life around 0:42:53.820,0:43:41.389 here on your feet girl 0:42:56.440,0:43:41.389 [Music] 0:43:41.480,0:43:44.810 come on 0:43:49.050,0:44:00.979 [Applause] 0:43:49.830,0:44:00.979 [Music] 0:44:01.090,0:44:09.620 okay everybody out the party's over 0:44:04.790,0:44:14.930 this is it gang you stay can't win them 0:44:09.620,0:44:16.430 all the food was divine night Sarah 0:44:14.930,0:44:20.570 Darley see you tomorrow 0:44:16.430,0:44:25.910 it was a great party while it lasted too 0:44:20.570,0:44:31.480 low Michael come on if you want me to 0:44:25.910,0:44:31.480 stay it has to be my way 0:44:32.070,0:45:39.080 [Music] 0:45:36.820,0:45:41.590 and 0:45:39.080,0:45:41.590 you 0:45:44.930,0:45:54.120 [Music] 0:45:57.280,0:46:01.080 maybe not 0:46:02.550,0:46:35.810 [Music] 0:46:32.800,0:46:46.280 good evening 0:46:35.810,0:46:46.280 [Music] 0:46:46.560,0:46:49.560 my 0:46:54.780,0:48:08.320 [Music] 0:48:05.300,0:48:17.520 you would like to me 0:48:08.320,0:48:19.670 [Music] 0:48:17.520,0:49:30.849 today 0:48:19.670,0:49:30.849 [Music] 0:49:31.119,0:49:35.630 what do you mean goodbye see you later 0:49:34.700,0:49:39.260 darling 0:49:35.630,0:49:40.200 Sarah Sarah what kind of stupid joke is 0:49:39.260,0:49:45.579 this 0:49:40.200,0:49:45.579 [Music] 0:50:46.550,0:50:49.540 Michael 0:50:57.369,0:51:02.690 wait wait don't move I'm coming 0:51:00.120,0:51:08.060 [Music] 0:51:02.690,0:51:08.060 crazy sadist where do you get your ideas 0:51:10.470,0:51:15.000 [Music] 0:51:13.080,0:51:19.640 it was hours before the maid came and 0:51:15.000,0:51:19.640 untied my wrists are all black and blue 0:51:22.320,0:51:27.860 I'm not into bondage what do you take me 0:51:24.990,0:51:27.860 for I know 0:51:31.400,0:51:40.520 [Music] 0:51:38.520,0:51:43.480 here 0:51:40.520,0:51:47.030 [Music] 0:51:43.480,0:51:49.280 it's a present a peace offering from me 0:51:47.030,0:51:52.369 to your wrist I love gold against a 0:51:49.280,0:51:57.170 man's skin I'm not used to getting gifts 0:51:52.369,0:52:03.320 from that's why I bought for you I like 0:51:57.170,0:52:08.390 to show man I really can't 100 what does 0:52:03.320,0:52:11.710 it mean do you like it it's beautiful 0:52:08.390,0:52:11.710 but you shouldn't 0:52:16.230,0:52:23.140 oh by the way can you see 0:52:20.720,0:52:26.170 couldn't carry a tune in a basket ah 0:52:23.140,0:52:33.240 doesn't matter 0:52:26.170,0:52:40.650 [Music] 0:52:33.240,0:52:42.630 yes are you auditioning to excuse me are 0:52:40.650,0:52:45.870 you listening to what are you 0:52:42.630,0:52:47.460 auditioning to oh no I'm a songwriter 0:52:45.870,0:52:50.960 the best there is you want to hear my 0:52:47.460,0:52:50.960 song yeah sure 0:52:53.930,0:52:58.030 you 0:52:55.280,0:52:58.030 I love 0:52:58.600,0:53:06.989 this far whatever you do 0:53:03.850,0:53:06.989 [Music] 0:53:07.810,0:53:17.460 what do you think Oh 0:53:11.260,0:53:20.260 it's um it's great it for sure 0:53:17.460,0:53:21.130 my father NZ fifth floor please oh 0:53:20.260,0:53:27.040 that's me 0:53:21.130,0:53:31.049 great good luck man bad breath reminds 0:53:27.040,0:53:36.740 me of you I love you 0:53:31.049,0:53:40.180 this far part whatever 0:53:36.740,0:53:40.180 [Music] 0:53:40.999,0:53:44.019 I love to 0:53:47.799,0:53:52.279 Michael Cayenne come in stars waiting 0:53:50.359,0:53:55.059 for you what kind of place is this this 0:53:52.279,0:53:58.160 is a palace of culture saris playground 0:53:55.059,0:54:00.529 you mean this is hers well we used to be 0:53:58.160,0:54:00.920 partners Sara's waiting for you in the 0:54:00.529,0:54:13.069 studio 0:54:00.920,0:54:15.440 it's straight ahead okay Sara I'm ready 0:54:13.069,0:54:22.119 to roll the tape all right just a second 0:54:15.440,0:54:22.119 Charlie put this on 0:54:27.070,0:55:00.230 ready all right ready Sarah we're almost 0:54:57.470,0:55:00.890 there okay just get everything ready and 0:55:00.230,0:55:10.430 beat it 0:55:00.890,0:55:12.940 aye aye sir it's all set Sarah good luck 0:55:10.430,0:55:12.940 Michael 0:55:17.470,0:55:23.780 but Sir I told you I can't sing you 0:55:21.230,0:55:26.599 don't have to see we just have to record 0:55:23.780,0:55:29.160 a background of anybody 0:55:26.599,0:55:50.790 sound real 0:55:29.160,0:55:50.790 [Music] 0:55:53.270,0:56:02.280 [Music] 0:56:04.570,0:56:07.749 [Music] 0:56:10.660,0:56:15.120 [Music] 0:56:12.360,0:56:34.869 this 0:56:15.120,0:56:34.869 [Music] 0:56:36.190,0:56:39.460 this is 0:56:39.490,0:57:00.490 [Music] 0:56:58.160,0:57:00.490 nice 0:57:00.590,0:57:03.939 [Music] 0:57:09.190,0:57:22.309 [Music] 0:57:24.520,0:58:11.840 [Music] 0:58:22.060,0:58:28.110 Oh beautiful sound so touching so 0:58:27.160,0:58:34.240 romantic 0:58:28.110,0:58:42.340 great film Michael Michael Michael you 0:58:34.240,0:58:44.640 were sleeping is it over take me home 0:58:42.340,0:58:44.640 Michael 0:58:55.079,0:59:00.750 Helen wait I forget it 1:00:10.920,1:00:18.970 Sarah sir are you home what do you want 1:00:16.750,1:00:20.800 what the hell are you doing here who 1:00:18.970,1:00:23.560 said you could come tonight come on 1:00:20.800,1:00:28.089 Sarah let me please I want to be with 1:00:23.560,1:00:31.680 you I need you you drive me crazy do you 1:00:28.089,1:00:36.190 want me to spell it out for you I'm not 1:00:31.680,1:00:39.130 alone understand I don't care who he is 1:00:36.190,1:00:39.790 tell him to go home why don't you tell 1:00:39.130,1:00:47.070 him yourself 1:00:39.790,1:00:50.280 go write it don't think I won't huh 1:00:47.070,1:00:50.280 what's this 1:00:51.450,1:00:56.760 well Michael what are you waiting for 1:00:57.300,1:01:07.869 hi Michael you know you're real cute so 1:01:01.480,1:01:10.510 Michael as you were saying Michael meet 1:01:07.869,1:01:17.740 Francie oh honey you are just my type of 1:01:10.510,1:01:22.720 guy two's company hey Sarah have a nice 1:01:17.740,1:01:28.380 time you kiddies hey gorgeous don't be 1:01:22.720,1:01:28.380 afraid I won't eat you come on 1:01:32.660,1:02:10.989 [Music] 1:02:16.369,1:02:25.009 well at least I know when to quit it was 1:02:22.130,1:02:27.019 a no hit ball game Sara we never even 1:02:25.009,1:02:33.109 got going I think he's up the gay 1:02:27.019,1:02:34.790 persuasion I did what I could thanks 1:02:33.109,1:03:10.319 I'll be see you 1:02:34.790,1:03:12.830 [Music] 1:03:10.319,1:03:20.190 take it 1:03:12.830,1:03:20.190 [Music] 1:03:20.770,1:03:29.060 Thanks my pleasure son 1:03:24.110,1:03:35.220 [Music] 1:03:29.060,1:03:37.150 [Laughter] 1:03:35.220,1:03:40.110 [Music] 1:03:37.150,1:04:13.340 [Laughter] 1:03:40.110,1:04:13.340 [Music] 1:04:46.549,1:04:57.319 Helen what are you doing here 1:04:53.900,1:04:59.640 I've been waiting all night for you I 1:04:57.319,1:05:03.869 wanted to spend the night with you and 1:04:59.640,1:05:04.980 wake up with you in the morning doesn't 1:05:03.869,1:05:12.390 matter you're here now 1:05:04.980,1:05:16.640 Oh Helen I'm just pushed let me take you 1:05:12.390,1:05:16.640 home I don't want to go home Michael 1:05:18.259,1:05:21.769 come on let's go 1:05:32.320,1:06:02.970 [Music] 1:05:57.770,1:06:08.750 Michael there's another woman isn't 1:06:02.970,1:06:11.010 there more exciting sexier than I am I 1:06:08.750,1:06:17.010 know I'm not great in that department 1:06:11.010,1:06:19.290 but I love you I love you so much that I 1:06:17.010,1:06:24.170 understand and I know that it's prime 1:06:19.290,1:06:24.170 eyeballed any way I can try to change 1:06:24.270,1:06:33.500 I would do anything to keep you Michael 1:06:27.119,1:06:33.500 I would do anything for you anything 1:06:37.600,1:06:44.870 [Music] 1:06:48.610,1:07:02.209 [Music] 1:07:11.160,1:07:19.220 hey lady fancy meeting you here sit out 1:07:15.170,1:07:21.530 come on sit down and tell me all about 1:07:19.220,1:07:26.730 what do you have huh 1:07:21.530,1:07:27.990 where is he where's who Michael well I 1:07:26.730,1:07:30.600 sent him a look at the job it's getting 1:07:27.990,1:07:32.700 kind of busy over there he says it's 1:07:30.600,1:07:35.670 your fault Michael is the best engineer 1:07:32.700,1:07:39.630 I've got he says you make him work day 1:07:35.670,1:07:40.920 and night all night sometimes I do you 1:07:39.630,1:07:41.610 know the problems we're having over 1:07:40.920,1:07:43.140 there right now 1:07:41.610,1:07:44.730 you know I need Michael over there the 1:07:43.140,1:07:47.520 unions are threatening a shutdown what's 1:07:44.730,1:07:48.590 your like what are you talking about is 1:07:47.520,1:07:51.210 she pretty 1:07:48.590,1:07:53.280 Helen I don't follow you don't tell me 1:07:51.210,1:07:55.500 that you don't know her dad Helen I 1:07:53.280,1:07:57.810 I don't know well cut it out cut one up 1:07:55.500,1:08:04.020 we're friends right then we'd known each 1:07:57.810,1:08:04.620 other for a long time oh the hell with 1:08:04.020,1:08:08.130 it Helen 1:08:04.620,1:08:10.170 I've only seen her once look I can 1:08:08.130,1:08:13.110 assure you there's nothing to it it's 1:08:10.170,1:08:14.400 just a fling they'll last her out just 1:08:13.110,1:08:15.780 give them some time to get it out of his 1:08:14.400,1:08:18.180 system and you'll have nothing no we're 1:08:15.780,1:08:20.520 getting married in five days then come 1:08:18.180,1:08:21.390 on Helen everything will work itself out 1:08:20.520,1:08:23.910 for the best 1:08:21.390,1:08:25.680 trust me now get a hold of yourself and 1:08:23.910,1:08:27.780 see this thing through like a big girl I 1:08:25.680,1:08:30.770 wouldn't lie to you hello Helen sorry 1:08:27.780,1:08:30.770 Dan just forget it 1:08:41.359,1:08:49.580 [Music] 1:09:03.369,1:09:10.000 hey Michael wait up we gotta have a 1:09:06.250,1:09:11.529 little talk I wish I didn't have to say 1:09:10.000,1:09:13.179 this but Helens a friend of mine and I 1:09:11.529,1:09:14.830 don't like what you're doing to her you 1:09:13.179,1:09:16.509 can't have it both ways man you gotta 1:09:14.830,1:09:18.969 make up your mind the girls suffering 1:09:16.509,1:09:22.509 you won't give a damn about her do you 1:09:18.969,1:09:26.020 dad I'm sorry what the hell kind answer 1:09:22.509,1:09:28.210 is that why don't you go home and relax 1:09:26.020,1:09:32.329 and take a shower and go over to Helens 1:09:28.210,1:09:34.190 an apology there's nothing to it 1:09:32.329,1:09:36.859 you're gonna have to make up your mind 1:09:34.190,1:09:40.670 you cannot have it both ways you cannot 1:09:36.859,1:09:43.489 marry two women sure you're right you're 1:09:40.670,1:09:46.659 absolutely right I've got to run now I 1:09:43.489,1:09:46.659 got a date 1:10:03.340,1:10:05.400 you 1:10:11.400,1:10:13.460 you 1:15:30.590,1:15:33.939 [Music] 1:15:34.270,1:15:46.090 when the sings a Wednesday oh when the 1:15:39.710,1:15:53.380 saints come marching in oh I want that 1:15:46.090,1:15:58.880 number when the saints come marching : 1:15:53.380,1:16:00.560 I'm Mikey I cheated on you I didn't like 1:15:58.880,1:16:01.220 that stuff did he made me drink it 1:16:00.560,1:16:06.430 anyway 1:16:01.220,1:16:06.430 it was doing fun let me help you know 1:16:11.230,1:16:16.960 [Music] 1:16:13.240,1:16:16.960 that you threw your head 1:16:28.219,1:16:57.739 I didn't sleep with him 1:16:49.460,1:16:59.450 I wanted to tried but his hands were so 1:16:57.739,1:17:04.170 sweaty made me sick 1:16:59.450,1:17:04.170 [Music] 1:17:05.349,1:17:08.880 it all started as a joke 1:17:10.869,1:17:18.880 a crazy stunt just again 1:17:15.730,1:17:18.880 [Music] 1:17:23.280,1:17:30.720 but now she's really gotten to me it's 1:17:25.920,1:17:34.230 like a drug I can't do with her I can 1:17:30.720,1:17:37.380 take it Michael I can't even give you up 1:17:34.230,1:17:44.870 if you tell me that you love her but not 1:17:37.380,1:17:49.050 this way not like this I don't love her 1:17:44.870,1:17:50.160 at least I don't think I do I'm so 1:17:49.050,1:17:56.930 confused 1:17:50.160,1:17:56.930 I don't know what to say 1:17:56.980,1:18:07.429 [Music] 1:18:10.250,1:18:13.369 [Music] 1:18:15.810,1:18:25.530 hello hi Mike hello I hope I'm listening 1:18:27.870,1:18:36.520 and I want to spend every last second 1:18:31.150,1:18:44.740 with you my way will you do anything I 1:18:36.520,1:18:47.380 say Sarah there's something important I 1:18:44.740,1:18:51.160 have to tell you I don't want to hear it 1:18:47.380,1:18:59.820 all I wanna know is are you with me or 1:18:51.160,1:18:59.820 not yeah I'm with you Sarah 1:19:07.369,1:19:12.500 it's not just the book anymore is it of 1:19:09.679,1:19:14.840 course it isn't in fact the whole story 1:19:12.500,1:19:17.090 goes into the shredder Michaels not 1:19:14.840,1:19:19.310 appearing in this book I'll make up 1:19:17.090,1:19:20.090 something from a hundreth conquest what 1:19:19.310,1:19:23.560 are you saying 1:19:20.090,1:19:23.560 and you've taken leave of your senses 1:19:25.869,1:19:32.719 don't you understand this never happened 1:19:29.270,1:19:36.820 before not with anyone I guess I went 1:19:32.719,1:19:39.230 too far no man ever gave me so much 1:19:36.820,1:19:44.449 that's exactly why the piece is so 1:19:39.230,1:19:47.750 exceptional can't you see that Sara for 1:19:44.449,1:19:49.730 me yes not for him and maybe not for the 1:19:47.750,1:19:52.840 people who read the book I don't want 1:19:49.730,1:19:52.840 everybody to hate me 1:20:05.920,1:20:10.820 you got everything straight I'm cool 1:20:08.630,1:20:12.579 lady good now you just drop in like it 1:20:10.820,1:20:16.940 was the most natural thing in the world 1:20:12.579,1:20:18.050 don't worry about a thing okay okay you 1:20:16.940,1:20:24.639 know you can count on no matter what 1:20:18.050,1:20:27.409 goes down you got it I'm your man here 1:20:24.639,1:20:29.469 thanks and give me a few minutes all 1:20:27.409,1:20:29.469 right 1:20:41.550,1:21:02.340 [Music] 1:20:58.740,1:21:12.510 to debug me the truth 1:21:02.340,1:21:13.970 [Music] 1:21:12.510,1:21:37.840 my pleasure 1:21:13.970,1:21:37.840 [Music] 1:21:40.270,1:21:51.179 [Music] 1:21:53.300,1:22:31.880 [Music] 1:22:28.669,1:22:34.150 I will get you my mother 1:22:31.880,1:22:47.420 you will get like a weasel 1:22:34.150,1:22:47.420 [Music] 1:22:48.300,1:23:06.380 No 1:22:49.860,1:23:07.740 [Music] 1:23:06.380,1:24:03.510 anyway 1:23:07.740,1:24:04.880 [Music] 1:24:03.510,1:24:17.350 [Applause] 1:24:04.880,1:24:17.350 [Music] 1:24:18.910,1:24:25.280 what the fuck is going on here be it 1:24:21.530,1:24:29.380 buster hey what is this 1:24:25.280,1:24:29.380 Oh get out 1:24:47.670,1:26:17.629 [Music] 1:26:21.070,1:26:43.660 [Music] 1:26:44.910,1:26:53.380 Michael good morning Michael 1:26:51.190,1:26:55.950 rise and shine would you like to have 1:26:53.380,1:26:55.950 breakfast with me 1:27:04.420,1:27:11.380 Oh Michael I should tell you that last 1:27:09.430,1:27:16.750 night was the last night we'll spend 1:27:11.380,1:27:20.440 together the moment you leave this house 1:27:16.750,1:27:25.600 in exactly one half-hour we go back to 1:27:20.440,1:27:28.480 being complete strangers is this another 1:27:25.600,1:27:32.890 one of your games Sarah eleven nights 1:27:28.480,1:27:34.150 remember by the way weren't you supposed 1:27:32.890,1:27:37.660 to get married this morning 1:27:34.150,1:27:47.040 you better hurry we don't want to keep 1:27:37.660,1:27:47.040 the blushing bride waiting hmm I see 1:28:16.410,1:28:22.240 what's this don't look so shocked dear 1:28:20.680,1:28:26.410 you've given me some wonderful material 1:28:22.240,1:28:28.120 for my book my 100 men oh my how time 1:28:26.410,1:28:30.190 flies I have a press conference in 1:28:28.120,1:28:34.960 exactly half an hour you can take a 1:28:30.190,1:28:39.610 shower while I finish making up so I'm 1:28:34.960,1:28:42.280 number 100 there's nothing to fear I 1:28:39.610,1:28:45.520 won't use your name now cut thee the 1:28:42.280,1:28:48.550 unpleasant parts my books about fun and 1:28:45.520,1:28:50.590 games and I believe that sex is the 1:28:48.550,1:28:53.380 biggest game in town only there's 1:28:50.590,1:28:57.010 nothing sexy about making a bloody fool 1:28:53.380,1:28:58.570 out of somebody don't you agree 1:28:57.010,1:29:02.530 then you did all this just for that 1:28:58.570,1:29:04.870 dirty book of yours oh why me why me 1:29:02.530,1:29:07.450 because you're so defenseless Michael 1:29:04.870,1:29:16.420 the perfect victim the point played by 1:29:07.450,1:29:19.290 women number 100 under finger to these 1:29:16.420,1:29:19.290 last 11 days 1:29:20.580,1:29:57.380 Oh Daniel you're not worth the trouble 1:29:43.790,1:30:13.160 fuck you I didn't mean it 1:29:57.380,1:30:13.160 Michael I love you like I love you 1:30:25.170,1:30:28.790 hello forget me 1:30:35.110,1:30:37.170 you 37258