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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,309 --> 00:00:03,329 [music] 2 00:00:27,510 --> 00:00:29,530 [music] 3 00:00:55,675 --> 00:00:57,695 [music] 4 00:01:10,740 --> 00:01:12,760 [music] 5 00:01:23,185 --> 00:01:25,205 [music] 6 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:31,100 [music] 7 00:01:35,631 --> 00:01:37,651 [music] 8 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,560 >> HI. 9 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,480 HI. 10 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:25,200 HI. 11 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:27,000 HI. SUCH A DRAGON. HI. 12 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,880 BREAKTHROUGH. 13 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,480 HI. 14 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:32,800 SWINGING TAIL. PRAISE THE BUDDHA. 15 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:36,400 CROSS DODGE. SCATTERING FLOWERS. 16 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:38,800 BUTTERFLY FIST. CROSSING WINDS. HI. 17 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:40,280 CRANE BEAK. FLYING CAT. 18 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:44,240 Long tiger. 19 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:46,480 The stabbing crane. STRETCHING LEGS. 20 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:47,920 TIGER LEGS. HI. 21 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,680 HI. 22 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:52,440 AH, THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S GREAT. 23 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:54,760 MAGNIFICENT. MORNING. How are you? Oh, 24 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:57,640 fine, Siao-ling. Now, I shall show you 25 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:57,640 my technique. 26 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:02,640 Listen. That looks like eagle's claw. 27 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:06,120 Not an eagle. A wolf. 28 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:06,120 >> A wolf? Watch. 29 00:03:07,987 --> 00:03:12,440 >> [clears throat] 30 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:15,480 >> Now, this is called fishing the moon. 31 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:15,480 Huh? Come from dick. 32 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,360 Wolf mouth. 33 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:25,320 That's better than crane beak. And this 34 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:25,320 one's called 35 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:29,520 grabbing the buns. 36 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:33,240 Ah. 37 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,680 Grabbing buns. WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT 38 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:34,360 THAT. 39 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:34,680 >> SURE. 40 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:36,040 SURE. 41 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,152 >> ON. HERE. 42 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:36,720 HI. 43 00:03:36,152 --> 00:03:38,920 >> [laughter] 44 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:40,440 >> COME ON NOW. 45 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,040 AS YOU CAN SEE, I still haven't found a 46 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:43,080 technique that CAN BEAT MY WIFE. 47 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:46,120 >> CARE. GET BACK HERE OR GIVE ME YOUR 48 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:46,120 MONEY. COMING. 49 00:03:46,632 --> 00:03:48,652 >> [laughter] 50 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:56,520 >> UH SIAO-LING. HI. WHAT? TIRED? 51 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:00,960 EH, RIGHT. Let's practice. Eh? 52 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,320 Eh? 53 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,760 Ah. 54 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:35,000 How was I? Your postures are good. 55 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:37,080 Still, they're not really practical. 56 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,560 Huh, that's all? So, you're saying that 57 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:40,440 I can't fight? 58 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:43,200 Do you think so? 59 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:43,200 WELL, TRY ME. 60 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:48,240 HEY, YOU MEAN IT? 61 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,480 YEAH? 62 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,800 YEAH? 63 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:14,880 YEAH? 64 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,880 YEAH? 65 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,520 HI. 66 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:28,200 NOW, WAIT. CLEAN YOUR FACE. 67 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,600 HOW YOU LIKE THAT? 68 00:05:56,840 --> 00:06:00,160 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 69 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:03,920 YOU YOU CREEP. 70 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:06,240 IT MAKES you look like a school teacher. 71 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:10,160 You with that mustache look like a pimp. 72 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:11,960 >> You? You. You. You. You. You push off. 73 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:13,560 Hey, your kung fu is good. Where did you 74 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:14,560 actually learn it then? 75 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,920 Hm. 76 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:18,960 I go to a school, Dragon Gym. 77 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:21,320 Oh, I'd like to see it. Would you take 78 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:23,960 me along? Hm. 79 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,960 All right. 80 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:29,240 That's pretty lousy. 81 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:33,240 Your strikes are all lacking in 82 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:34,640 strength. Right. Hit me. Huh? Teacher, 83 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:37,080 you sure? 84 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:37,080 Hit. 85 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:47,120 Not bad. Huh? Teacher, you mean I hit 86 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:49,240 good? 87 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:50,800 No, I don't. I mean you'll make a good 88 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:53,320 masseur. Right. 89 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,320 Hit me. 90 00:06:53,964 --> 00:06:55,984 >> [clears throat] 91 00:07:05,754 --> 00:07:09,640 [laughter] 92 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:11,840 >> Well, that was a lot better then. 93 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:13,400 Thanks very much, sir. 94 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:16,240 All right. 95 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:18,040 But, the main thing is to be able to 96 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:21,280 react quickly. 97 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:23,520 Now, strike at MY HEAD. GO ON. 98 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:26,560 What you waiting for? 99 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,560 Well, go ahead. 100 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:33,040 Teacher, you said your head. Well, what 101 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:34,440 I said was TO REACT FAST. That's the 102 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:37,720 main thing. 103 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:41,040 Now, let's try again. 104 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:41,040 Now, USE BOTH YOUR HANDS. 105 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:47,280 YOU SHOULD HAVE BLOCKED THAT ONE. BUT, 106 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:50,120 TEACHER, you held my hands though. Hey, 107 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:52,600 he's behind with his fees. Hey, but your 108 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:54,560 legs were free. You could have used 109 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:57,280 those. 110 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:58,640 That's what I meant. You must react 111 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:00,720 fast. 112 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:03,800 Now, answer this. Yes, teacher. What do 113 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:08,080 you do when you meet a foe? Tell me. 114 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:08,080 I meet a foe, AND I GET MAD. 115 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:17,920 ONCE MORE. TELL ME AGAIN WHAT YOU DO. 116 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:20,425 We get mad. AND MAKE SURE 117 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:21,000 WE STRIKE FIRST. 118 00:08:20,425 --> 00:08:22,480 >> [laughter] 119 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,680 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 120 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:26,520 Keep practicing. 121 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:28,940 One. 122 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:30,440 Two. 123 00:08:28,940 --> 00:08:32,599 >> [music] 124 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:35,000 >> It's funny. Siao-ling wants to know what 125 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:38,039 my technique is. 126 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:40,800 But, she didn't ask who my teacher is. 127 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:41,880 Siao-ling, I haven't told her. 128 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:45,680 But, still, 129 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:46,960 even if I did, I doubt she'd believe me. 130 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:49,901 Because 131 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:51,320 my teacher is the movies. 132 00:08:49,901 --> 00:08:53,160 >> [laughter] 133 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:54,560 >> Everything I know, I learn from the 134 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:55,720 movies. 135 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:59,080 And that way, 136 00:08:55,720 --> 00:09:02,080 I can learn and enjoy myself. 137 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:05,800 Every movie I see, I learn a bit more. I 138 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:08,440 know them all. Dragon fist, tiger fist, 139 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:10,480 drunken fist, cat fist, 140 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:12,320 rooster and duck fist. 141 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:13,800 I know them all. All learned from the 142 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:18,440 movies. 143 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:18,440 Whatever they show, I learn every one. 144 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:22,720 As it is, I'm not too bad. 145 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:24,360 Maybe 146 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,400 I could fight better than some of the 147 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:27,720 actors. 148 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:29,120 Some of them aren't all that good. 149 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,440 I'm better. 150 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:33,920 Yeah. 151 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:35,160 Siao-ling says I'm not bad looking. 152 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,600 Still, 153 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:40,280 she's never seen me in a kung fu 154 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:43,800 costume. Like in the movies. 155 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:46,480 I reckon I'd look real good. 156 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,480 All right, now. 157 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,720 Good evening, folks. 158 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:57,480 We have pleasure in presenting that 159 00:09:54,720 --> 00:10:01,720 well-known local kung fu expert, a kung 160 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:01,720 fu champion, MR. MA TA. 161 00:10:15,052 --> 00:10:17,072 >> [snorts] 162 00:10:55,662 --> 00:10:57,682 [snorts] 163 00:11:25,792 --> 00:11:27,812 [snorts] 164 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:38,240 >> ALL RIGHT, WELL NOW, FOLKS. 165 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:41,560 IF ANYONE THINKS HE'S NOT BAD AT KUNG 166 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:44,720 FU, then please step up here, and Mr. Ma 167 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:46,760 will oblige with a friendly contest. 168 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:49,320 Come on, try your luck. Come on. 169 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:51,640 If anyone can last for 3 minutes, then 170 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:55,080 they can win a special prize, A BANKER'S 171 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:55,080 DRAFT FOR $3,000. 172 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:02,120 $3,000? 173 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:04,920 WELL, come on now. Who'd like to try? 174 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:04,920 Come on. 175 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:08,680 Hey, what do you want? 176 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:11,160 Hey, you going? 177 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:12,298 Sure. $3,000. 178 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,560 Hey, hey. 179 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,120 >> [music] 180 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:16,120 >> Now, here we HAVE A GENTLEMAN WHO'D LIKE 181 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:17,760 TO TEST MR. MA. SO, LET'S START the 182 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,193 watch. 183 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:18,800 ALL RIGHT. 184 00:12:18,193 --> 00:12:21,200 >> [music] 185 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,200 >> READY? 186 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,760 HEY, HEY. 187 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:28,440 HEY, NOW LISTEN. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 188 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:30,680 OKAY? OKAY? 189 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:32,400 YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT. 190 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:33,520 NOW, LET'S SEE HOW LONG THE GENTLEMAN 191 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:37,040 LASTED. 192 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:38,440 HE DIDN'T QUITE MAKE 3 SECONDS. 193 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:40,200 WHY did you try? I knew you didn't have 194 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:43,000 a chance. 195 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:45,600 Would anyone else like to try then? 196 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:48,323 Hey, think I'd make it? Well, you don't 197 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:49,920 perform too good. 198 00:12:48,323 --> 00:12:53,600 >> [music] 199 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:53,600 >> Well, here's another contender. 200 00:13:09,284 --> 00:13:11,304 >> [music] 201 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:21,600 >> Okay, okay, that's enough. Are you all 202 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:23,720 right? Yeah. 203 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:25,659 Well, he lasted 30 seconds. That's not 204 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,520 bad at all. 205 00:13:25,659 --> 00:13:28,960 >> [laughter] 206 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:31,600 >> Now, if there's anyone else who'd like 207 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:34,400 to have a go for the $3,000, come on up 208 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,400 and try your luck. 209 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:41,040 All right there, you good people. THIS 210 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:41,839 IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. 211 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,880 HEY, 212 00:13:41,839 --> 00:13:44,880 WHAT'S THIS? 213 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,964 YOU'RE NUTS. 214 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,984 $3,000. 215 00:13:45,964 --> 00:13:47,984 >> [laughter] 216 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,800 >> HEY. 217 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:56,480 Another contender now. Huh? 218 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:57,280 What's this? What's going on? 219 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,640 What? 220 00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:01,240 Well, I thought I'd have a try. Now, 221 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:01,240 excuse me. 222 00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:27,284 >> [screaming] 223 00:15:56,965 --> 00:15:58,985 [screaming and groaning] 224 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:11,760 >> 3 minutes, 30. 225 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,760 3 MINUTES, 30. 226 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:17,880 3 MINUTES, 30. 227 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,880 THANKS A LOT. THANKS. 228 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,000 THANKS A LOT, FOLKS. 229 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:34,600 UH, WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO? 230 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:36,120 THAT'S up to you. Ah, come on, you say. 231 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,320 Hey, hey, boss. 232 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:40,000 What is it? 233 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:41,760 Well, now, it's about that $3,000. You 234 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,320 got the nerve to ask for the money? You 235 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:46,200 can consider yourself damn lucky you 236 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:48,160 weren't fired. Never mind. I thought you 237 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:51,880 were really great. This is for you. Ah, 238 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,880 come on. Never mind that idiot. 239 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,920 Cheapskate. 240 00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:57,936 >> [music] 241 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:13,079 >> Help me, ROBBERS. 242 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:14,880 HELP ME. 243 00:17:13,079 --> 00:17:16,920 HEY, YOU GO THAT WAY. I'LL GO HERE. Come 244 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,920 on. 245 00:17:23,426 --> 00:17:25,446 >> [music] 246 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:32,080 >> Stop. Hold it. 247 00:17:28,679 --> 00:17:32,080 OPEN FIRE. HOLD IT. 248 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:38,440 LISTEN, what's wrong? 249 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,440 Come on. 250 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,840 Hey. 251 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:52,800 Hey, sleep well? Mhm. 252 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:58,120 Listen. 253 00:17:55,440 --> 00:18:00,040 Can I go now? All right. Mhm. 254 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:02,880 Your name? 255 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,880 Chung Ping Chang. 256 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:06,880 Your age? 22. 257 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:11,600 Mhm. 258 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:16,760 Oh, captain. Mhm. 259 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:16,760 Get anything? No, sir. Nothing yet. 260 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,240 Mhm. 261 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,880 Mhm? 262 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,440 Hey, listen. 263 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:31,080 Why is he saluting me then? 264 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:33,400 Huh, come on. Don't kid me. He's giving 265 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:35,360 you the sign. 266 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:37,800 Oh, oh. 267 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:41,400 Got it? Sure I have. I used to be a 268 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:42,919 member. Ah. He's admitted it. 269 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:46,320 Huh? Well, what's wrong with the Boy 270 00:18:42,919 --> 00:18:49,360 Scouts then? Huh. 271 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:53,159 You searched him? Huh, oh, sure. He He 272 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:53,159 had two flowers and some scents. 273 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:59,520 Two flower gang. Oh, oh, sure. 274 00:18:56,919 --> 00:19:01,800 What's your rank? Just a waiter, but I'm 275 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:03,280 hoping soon to get promoted. Why were 276 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:05,560 you running around the street so late at 277 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:07,520 night then, huh? 278 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:09,360 It's just a habit I've got. We don't 279 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:12,960 close till quite late. I can't afford a 280 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:13,800 taxi, and there's no buses at that time. 281 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,440 Huh, 282 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:17,159 where are you working? 283 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:19,080 Combo Night Club. 284 00:19:17,159 --> 00:19:20,400 As what? 285 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,480 I'm a waiter. 286 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:26,000 And a freelance performer. Performer, 287 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:28,679 too? What do you do then? You sing? 288 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:30,679 I'm not a singer. What then? I do 289 00:19:28,679 --> 00:19:32,520 somersaults. 290 00:19:30,679 --> 00:19:33,640 Do somersaults? 291 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,600 Captain. 292 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:38,520 I think the kid's lying. 293 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:42,400 Hey, you do somersaults? Mhm. 294 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:45,040 Then show us. Captain, all right? Mhm. 295 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,040 All right. 296 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,360 >> THANK YOU. 297 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,400 THERE YOU GO. 298 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:21,120 CAPTAIN, THIS GUY'S A NUT. 299 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:25,680 You're the nut, bringing this fellow in 300 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:25,680 and wasting my time. Hey, sir. Sultan. 301 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:31,080 So, they let you go? How come they let 302 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:33,080 you out there, huh? 303 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:35,240 It was a mistake. 304 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:38,080 They found out that it wasn't me, 305 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:38,080 and they released me. 306 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:43,360 Listen, you were real lucky there. 307 00:20:56,959 --> 00:20:59,634 >> [clears throat] 308 00:20:57,614 --> 00:20:59,634 [music] 309 00:21:04,819 --> 00:21:06,839 [music] 310 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:18,960 >> Spacious rooms to let. 311 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:18,960 Not a bad area. Wonder what the rent is. 312 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:29,800 Hey, 313 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:30,960 what are you doing? Go away. 314 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,600 Listen, 315 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:36,040 you live here? 316 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:36,040 Go on, you've got to get OUT OF HERE. 317 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,800 LISTEN, CAN I SEE THE ROOMS? OH, just 318 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,480 get out of here, boy. 319 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,400 You know, 320 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,400 you're going TO RUIN EVERYTHING. 321 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:49,040 HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? CUT! GET OUT! 322 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:51,040 CUT! CUT! GET OUT! WHAT ARE YOU 323 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:52,880 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO HERE? 324 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:54,960 HEY, HOLD IT THERE. HOLD IT. 325 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,640 NOW, HOLD IT. WHAT IS THIS? HEY, 326 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,240 DIRECTOR. 327 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:59,080 >> YEAH? The woman there is supposed to be 328 00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,480 MY WIFE, RIGHT? RIGHT. I'M SUPPOSED TO 329 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:03,280 KILL HER LOVER. 330 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:05,640 BUT, WHO'S HE? WELL, I don't know. Hey, 331 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:08,520 what do you want? I I'M HERE SHOOTING 332 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:10,000 CRAZY MAN. He's the crazy man. Who the 333 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,960 hell are you? 334 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,960 Looking for a room. 335 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:15,120 >> A room? You want TO SEE IT? RIGHT, I'LL 336 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:17,760 SHOW YOU. COME ON. HERE. 337 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,760 COME ON, TAKE A LOOK. 338 00:22:18,835 --> 00:22:21,679 >> [music] 339 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:23,960 >> IT'S JUST A FILM SET. WELL, of course it 340 00:22:21,679 --> 00:22:28,400 is. I'm shooting a film here. Go on, SO 341 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:28,400 PUSH OFF. GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE. GO ON. 342 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,645 Stupid idiots. 343 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,645 >> [music] 344 00:22:45,690 --> 00:22:47,710 [music] 345 00:22:55,515 --> 00:22:57,535 [music] 346 00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:02,775 [music] 347 00:23:05,995 --> 00:23:08,015 [music] 348 00:23:17,131 --> 00:23:19,151 [music] 349 00:23:25,646 --> 00:23:27,666 [music] 350 00:23:30,886 --> 00:23:32,906 [music] 351 00:23:50,536 --> 00:23:52,556 [music] 352 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:59,640 >> Hey. 353 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,880 Push off, dog. 354 00:24:25,906 --> 00:24:27,926 >> [clears throat] 355 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,600 >> Who's watering the plants, then? 356 00:24:51,452 --> 00:24:53,472 >> [laughter] 357 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,160 >> Hey, Sultan. 358 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:16,480 What you crying for? 359 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:16,480 Here, wipe your face. 360 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:27,560 What's wrong? Somebody bully you? 361 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:31,640 Oh, that's my good kung fu. 362 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:31,640 Not much to tell. I just want to sleep. 363 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,840 Hey, think my kung fu's good? It's all 364 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,920 right. 365 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:41,920 Hey, I'll tell you what. You come and 366 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:43,640 study at my school. 367 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:46,679 You sure that I'm not better than your 368 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:48,560 teacher? Huh! You're not. 369 00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:50,280 Who says so? 370 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,600 Anyway, why does a girl want to learn 371 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:54,960 kung fu? 372 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,960 Use it to catch a husband? 373 00:25:55,080 --> 00:26:00,760 Listen, I learned it just in case I'm 374 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:03,200 mugged. If I was, you'd see. 375 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,200 Hey. 376 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:08,742 What do you want? Uh, to rob you. UH! 377 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:10,763 ALL RIGHT. 378 00:26:08,742 --> 00:26:10,763 >> [laughter] 379 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,120 >> SULTAN, WATCH THIS. 380 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,080 HUH? 381 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:21,400 HEY! 382 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,280 HEY! 383 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,400 HEY! 384 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,400 HEY! 385 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,320 HEY! 386 00:26:28,393 --> 00:26:30,413 >> [screaming] 387 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,679 >> OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED ME. 388 00:26:38,218 --> 00:26:40,238 >> [laughter] 389 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:45,560 >> COME ON, LET'S GET HER. HA! 390 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,078 HEY! 391 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,040 HEY! 392 00:26:46,078 --> 00:26:49,960 >> [screaming] 393 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,320 >> HEY! 394 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,800 HEY! 395 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:56,000 SULTAN STYLE! 396 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:57,520 HUH? ADAM, NOT HIM. SWING AT HIM. 397 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,800 HEY! HEY! 398 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,000 HEY! 399 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,000 HEY! 400 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:28,320 HEY, COME ON. HURRY UP. HELP ME, EH? 401 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,840 They too much. 402 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:33,640 Now, come on. Help me. 403 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,640 HEY, WATCH OUT. 404 00:28:03,679 --> 00:28:09,240 HEY, WE'RE ARMED. 405 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:09,240 YOU KEEP BACK. 406 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,869 HUH? 407 00:28:13,849 --> 00:28:15,869 >> [screaming] 408 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:25,000 >> YOU! 409 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:25,000 GET HIM. LET'S GET HIM. COME ON. 410 00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:34,864 >> [screaming] 411 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,100 [music] 412 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,800 >> WATCH. 413 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,080 HOLD IT. 414 00:29:10,180 --> 00:29:12,200 >> [screaming] 415 00:29:20,005 --> 00:29:22,025 [screaming] 416 00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:47,570 [screaming] 417 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,120 >> GET ME THAT. 418 00:29:57,340 --> 00:29:59,360 >> [screaming] 419 00:30:02,580 --> 00:30:04,600 [screaming] 420 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,880 >> HEY, I'LL TAKE YOU TO MY TEACHER. MHM, 421 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,880 RIGHT. 422 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:50,840 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? TOO MANY LATE 423 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,840 NIGHTS, HUH? 424 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,200 COME IN. 425 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:06,760 I CAN'T. TEACHER'S BUSY NOW. 426 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,760 LET'S SIT DOWN A WHILE. 427 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:25,280 ONE NIGHT. 428 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,280 YEAH. 429 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:36,440 I CAN. THIS ONE? 430 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:39,920 JUST THE SAME. 431 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,920 THINK SO? TRY. 432 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,640 JUST THE SAME. 433 00:31:55,897 --> 00:31:57,917 >> [laughter] 434 00:31:58,517 --> 00:32:00,537 [groaning] 435 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,360 >> HEY. 436 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:05,360 LOOK. 437 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:12,320 HELLO. HI. 438 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:14,080 WHAT IS THIS? Why are you in there? 439 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:17,800 Well, one of them is solid, the other's 440 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:20,120 hollow. It's the teacher's trick. 441 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,960 Hey, listen. Why are you again? Haven't 442 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:25,240 paid my fees for 3 months. 443 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:25,240 Hey, he's coming. Cover me. 444 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,320 TAKE A REST NOW. 445 00:32:33,887 --> 00:32:38,800 >> [laughter] 446 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:40,960 >> TEACHER. AH, SO YOU'RE HERE. Of course. 447 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:43,679 Oh, my friend wants to learn kung fu. 448 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:46,440 Oh, you want to learn, huh? Yeah. Ah, 449 00:32:43,679 --> 00:32:49,120 you studied before? Sure. 450 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:52,920 Wing Chun style, karate, taekwondo, and 451 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:55,400 judo. Ah, also Ah, that's enough. But 452 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:56,720 which one of them can you do well? Why, 453 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:59,320 all of them. 454 00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:02,640 Huh, what a big head. 455 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:06,160 Right. Well, we'll try you out. 456 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:06,160 Hey, Ah Chang, come here. 457 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:21,320 Teacher. 458 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:23,880 Well, Ah Chang, you have a try with him. 459 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:26,480 All right. Shall we start? 460 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,480 Please. 461 00:33:32,183 --> 00:33:34,203 >> [music] 462 00:33:40,698 --> 00:33:42,718 [music] 463 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:58,400 >> Come on. Come on. Come on. 464 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:09,840 How's that? Oh my god, you're good. 465 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,840 You're You're really good, you. 466 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:16,040 Well, [laughter] 467 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,359 it seems that you do know a few good 468 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,320 tricks. 469 00:35:17,359 --> 00:35:20,760 Well, all right. Come on then and try 470 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:23,280 with me. 471 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,280 All right. 472 00:35:37,944 --> 00:35:39,964 >> [screaming] 473 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,600 >> Taekwondo. 474 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,920 Wing Chun style. 475 00:36:06,765 --> 00:36:08,785 >> [screaming] 476 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,359 >> JUDO. 477 00:36:12,660 --> 00:36:14,680 >> [screaming] 478 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,125 >> WHAT'S THE TIME? [clears throat] 479 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:34,240 WHERE'S MY WATCH? Right here. 480 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:34,240 And that's called THE EXCHANGE STYLE. 481 00:36:34,930 --> 00:36:36,950 >> [laughter] 482 00:37:18,815 --> 00:37:20,835 [laughter] 483 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,080 >> WHAT WAS THAT? 484 00:37:54,841 --> 00:37:56,861 >> [clears throat] 485 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,640 >> THE WATCH. 486 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:20,440 ENOUGH. 487 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:23,560 SURE. Give me my watch. Your watch? 488 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,560 Well, of course. 489 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:30,320 You got it? 490 00:38:27,359 --> 00:38:30,320 Thought you had it. 491 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:40,000 It's not here. Not here. 492 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,000 ANOTHER HAND THEN? 493 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:45,320 I got it. See? Impressed? 494 00:38:44,621 --> 00:38:48,551 >> [laughter] 495 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:50,571 >> Ah, Ah Ling, you're good. 496 00:38:48,551 --> 00:38:50,571 >> [music] 497 00:38:57,359 --> 00:39:00,400 >> Hey. 498 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:02,120 Listen, know her? 499 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:04,200 You bet I do. 500 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,800 It's her, the one that had me locked up. 501 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,800 Oh, her. 502 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,720 Ah, she's an air hostess. She's going to 503 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:11,359 wish that she was back on her plane. 504 00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:14,080 Hey, what do you do? 505 00:39:11,359 --> 00:39:14,080 Wait and see. 506 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:20,359 Hey, what now? 507 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:22,800 Bust her car. Oh, hey. No way. I just 508 00:39:20,359 --> 00:39:25,480 learned a kicking technique, so let me. 509 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,480 SURE. RIGHT. 510 00:39:33,747 --> 00:39:37,600 >> [music] 511 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,600 >> OH, OH GOD. 512 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:42,240 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? I'LL KILL 513 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,240 YOU. 514 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:52,120 >> GOT HIM, [ __ ] 515 00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:04,440 HEY. WHAT? LISTEN. WHY NOT burst in the 516 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:08,320 glass? Yeah, sure. All right. 517 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:08,320 Easy now. Careful. Okay. 518 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:16,120 HELP! HELP! I GOT IT. IT'S THE WRONG 519 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:17,600 GLASS. HUH? Come on. 520 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:20,600 Thank you. WHAT WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE 521 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:24,200 DOING? COME HERE. 522 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:24,200 IT'S HIM. COME ON. GO. LET'S FIND HIM. 523 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:31,480 HEY, WHAT NOW? SHH. I know. Watch me. 524 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:31,480 Mhm. 525 00:40:37,283 --> 00:40:39,303 >> [music] 526 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:46,640 >> I'll slash a tire. That'll fix her. 527 00:40:54,313 --> 00:40:56,333 >> [music] 528 00:41:05,448 --> 00:41:07,468 [music] 529 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,600 >> Look at those tires. They're nearly worn 530 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,920 out. 531 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:14,400 Got a knife? 532 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:17,280 Yes. Give it me. 533 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,280 But it's new. 534 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,880 Huh? 535 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,880 You again? 536 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:30,880 Chung Ko? Huh? I looked for you. 537 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:32,880 Me? What for? 538 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,240 I wanted to apologize. 539 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,520 That [music] business the other night 540 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:39,040 was all a mistake. I'm really very 541 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,040 sorry. 542 00:41:40,818 --> 00:41:42,838 >> [music] 543 00:41:51,953 --> 00:41:53,080 [music] 544 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:55,520 >> Now, 545 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:57,880 I live in that building. Do drop in when 546 00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:59,120 you've time. Okay. 547 00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:01,480 See you. Bye. 548 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,480 >> Bye. 549 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:06,760 Hey, Mr. Chan. Yeah? 550 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:12,400 What now? 551 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:14,720 A passenger just gave me this bottle of 552 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:18,240 candies. You take it. 553 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:18,240 That's all right. Take it. 554 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,200 Huh? 555 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,880 I've got one just like this. 556 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,200 I guess that must mean you really like 557 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,000 this kind. 558 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:28,560 Here. 559 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,560 Bye-bye. 560 00:42:31,254 --> 00:42:33,274 >> [music] 561 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:42,920 >> Sir Chan. Mhm. Um What? 562 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:45,840 My father said to tell you 563 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:49,320 that he would like you to move out. Huh? 564 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:50,600 Throwing me out? Still, you needn't go 565 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,480 cuz I disagree. 566 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:54,600 >> Thanks a lot. Have a candy. 567 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,600 Mhm. 568 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,640 Thanks. 569 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:09,520 Mrs. Ling, have one. Mhm. 570 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,840 Like one? Mhm. 571 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,040 Mhm. 572 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:23,280 I'll never finish these. Two bottles. 573 00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:30,960 Ah Wah. Yeah? Are you sure that's the 574 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:33,320 girl who's got the candies? Sure, boss. 575 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:35,400 I pretended to give them to her to get 576 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,720 them through the customs. Pretty smart, 577 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:39,560 I thought. 578 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:42,650 Not too bad. Hey, boss. Once we make the 579 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:44,040 sale, what's the split? 580 00:43:42,650 --> 00:43:46,440 >> [sighs] 581 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:49,680 >> Well, I've been thinking. 582 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:52,840 Since you've been working hard, 583 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:54,560 we'll split it evenly. Thanks, boss. 584 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:56,920 Great. Great. 585 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:58,280 Let's get going and see that girl. Sure, 586 00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:00,640 boss. All right. 587 00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:02,160 Oh. Huh? Oh. 588 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:04,480 What's wrong? What's wrong, Sue Ling? 589 00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,480 Huh? 590 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:08,520 Oh. 591 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,040 Huh? 592 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:12,600 This candy 593 00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:16,480 has glass in it. Glass? 594 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:16,480 What glass? Let's see that. 595 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:22,440 Hey, who gave it to you? Mhm. It was 596 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:24,400 that Chan. Huh? 597 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:27,040 Uh You know what he's trying to do? He's 598 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:28,680 trying to kill you. Right. Damn him. He 599 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:31,120 offered them to us, too. He wants to 600 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:33,520 kill us as well. AM I NOT RIGHT? OH, 601 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,400 what a wicked thing to do. I'm going TO 602 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,840 CALL THE COPS. 603 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,760 >> RIGHT. REPORT HIM. THAT'S IT. 604 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,440 >> HOLD IT. 605 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:40,680 THIS ISN'T GLASS. HUH? IT'S NOT. WHAT IS 606 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:44,320 IT, THEN? A diamond. 607 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:46,359 It's a diamond. Diamond? Diamond? Are 608 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:48,480 you sure of that? Mhm. I've been selling 609 00:44:46,359 --> 00:44:50,480 diamonds for years now. I should know. 610 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,800 Diamonds? I've never seen anything LIKE 611 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:51,960 THIS. 612 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,359 >> NOR ME. 613 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:55,800 FATHER, and what's more, 614 00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:57,321 he's got a whole bottle of them. 615 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,800 >> HUH? OH. OH, 616 00:44:57,321 --> 00:45:00,280 >> [screaming] 617 00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,760 >> HE TREATED US LIKE STUPID FOOLS. YEAH, 618 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:03,320 WHY DID YOU You should have taken THE 619 00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,320 WHOLE BOTTLE. YOU YOU'RE THE ONE WHO 620 00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,400 BROUGHT IT TO CAUSE IT. YOU SHOULD I 621 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:08,456 TURNED DOWN A FORTUNE, TOO. WHAT ARE WE 622 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:10,476 GOING TO DO? 623 00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:10,476 >> [music] 624 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,351 >> RIGHT. 625 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,600 This is it. 626 00:45:14,351 --> 00:45:17,760 >> [music] 627 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:21,200 >> No, it's this one. It's here. This one. 628 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:21,200 That's the name. Right. 629 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,120 Quick. Quick. 630 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:29,359 Get started. 631 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:33,120 Quick. Huh? Hurry. 632 00:45:29,359 --> 00:45:33,120 This hole is too small. 633 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:39,040 Right. That's it. Got it. 634 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:39,040 Good. 635 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:04,560 Right. 636 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:06,560 You search there. You, over there. 637 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:09,520 Right. And me, I'll search here. And 638 00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:11,920 look well. We must find it. Mhm? All 639 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,920 right. 640 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:30,320 Huh? Thanks a lot. 641 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:30,987 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 642 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,359 Oh, I know 643 00:46:30,987 --> 00:46:33,880 >> [laughter] 644 00:46:32,359 --> 00:46:36,800 >> Sir Chan and me. 645 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:38,000 >> You, too? Yes. 646 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:41,520 Here. 647 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,520 Huh? Thank you. Thank you. 648 00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:52,960 Who are you? 649 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:55,222 WHO ARE YOU? 650 00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,800 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE? 651 00:46:55,222 --> 00:47:01,040 >> [laughter] 652 00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:01,040 >> I'LL GO FIRST. WELL, GO ON. 653 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,440 HUH? [music] WELL, got it? 654 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,000 >> Got it. 655 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:07,280 What have you? Huh? 656 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000 No, wait. 657 00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:10,640 Have you? 658 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,680 >> Nothing. No. Can't find 659 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,880 Oh. 660 00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,880 No. 661 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:18,202 No? Nothing. Nothing. Now, let me try. 662 00:47:16,182 --> 00:47:18,202 [music] 663 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,000 Got it? 664 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,480 Got something? Have you it? 665 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,200 Ah. 666 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:34,920 Huh? All right, it's your turn now. 667 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,920 Yeah, right. 668 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:43,680 Huh? 669 00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:46,359 GOT IT. WAH! YOU HAVE IT. OH, THAT'S 670 00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,359 GREAT. 671 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:51,800 Let's see. Huh? That's not a diamond. 672 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:55,000 It's That's a piece of gold. A piece of 673 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:55,680 gold? What? THAT'S GOLD. THAT IS GOLD. 674 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,840 HE 675 00:47:55,680 --> 00:48:00,840 OH, YOU'RE so stupid. 676 00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:04,120 Those are shoes with gold, too. 677 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:04,120 Yeah, shoes. 678 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:16,240 Bring her here. Mhm. 679 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:19,240 Come on. Ah. Let go. 680 00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:19,240 LET ME GO. 681 00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,880 COME ON. 682 00:48:25,359 --> 00:48:28,359 LET ME GO. 683 00:48:33,473 --> 00:48:35,493 >> [screaming] 684 00:48:42,643 --> 00:48:44,663 [screaming] 685 00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,920 >> All right. 686 00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:55,480 Now, tell me. 687 00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:56,160 Where does he live? I really don't know. 688 00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,363 Huh? 689 00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:59,440 You're lying. 690 00:48:58,363 --> 00:49:01,560 >> [music and bell] 691 00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:04,040 >> What now? 692 00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,040 Wait. 693 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:12,880 Now, you listen. 694 00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:14,160 You be smart and go and answer the door. 695 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,880 Any trouble, 696 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,680 huh, 697 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:20,000 and I'll cut the girl's face up. 698 00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:20,000 Go on. 699 00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:25,960 Does Miss Chung live here? Yes. 700 00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:28,840 Is she at home now? 701 00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,840 She's inside. 702 00:49:31,114 --> 00:49:33,134 >> [music] 703 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,920 >> What is it? 704 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,974 When I looked in the bag, I found this 705 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,880 purse. 706 00:49:38,974 --> 00:49:43,080 >> [music] 707 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:43,080 >> Guess it must be yours. 708 00:49:43,559 --> 00:49:45,579 >> [music] 709 00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:51,960 >> Well, all right. I'll go now. Right. 710 00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:58,760 Oh, 711 00:49:56,400 --> 00:50:01,560 so you've got the candies. 712 00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,560 Well, all right. 713 00:50:03,864 --> 00:50:05,884 >> [music] 714 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,080 >> HEY, ISN'T THAT HER? 715 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:11,560 WHO IS THIS? WHAT DO YOU WANT? HEY, 716 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,560 WAIT. 717 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,360 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN CHANDLER'S ROOM? 718 00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:18,120 HEY, FRIEND. 719 00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:18,120 HEY, you tell us. Where's the candies? 720 00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:28,200 Okay, boss. We got him. 721 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,920 Let's go then. 722 00:51:10,020 --> 00:51:12,040 >> [music] 723 00:51:29,015 --> 00:51:31,035 [music] 724 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,640 [music] 725 00:51:35,565 --> 00:51:39,880 [clears throat] 726 00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,880 >> Uh what, me? 727 00:51:41,460 --> 00:51:45,080 >> [music] 728 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,080 >> Now, get him. 729 00:52:14,866 --> 00:52:16,886 >> [screaming] 730 00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:31,120 >> Yes. 731 00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:32,960 It's you. What is it? 732 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:34,920 Someone was just here with a whole bunch 733 00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:36,760 of diamonds for sale. I'm sure it's the 734 00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:39,080 fellow that you're looking for. 735 00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:40,360 I'm having him tailed. Good. 736 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,480 Well then. 737 00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,880 See you. 738 00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:43,880 Bye. 739 00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:50,891 Let them fight it out. I'll take the 740 00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:52,911 diamonds. 741 00:52:50,891 --> 00:52:52,911 >> [music] 742 00:52:57,441 --> 00:52:59,461 [music] 743 00:53:02,026 --> 00:53:04,046 [music] 744 00:53:13,161 --> 00:53:15,181 [music] 745 00:53:18,401 --> 00:53:20,421 [music] 746 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:28,480 >> Ma, do you like it, huh? Oh, it must 747 00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:28,480 have cost a lot, but it's nice. 748 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,400 Let's go. 749 00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,052 Uh 750 00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:40,072 come here. 751 00:53:38,052 --> 00:53:40,072 >> [music] 752 00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:54,200 >> My friend, 753 00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:54,200 I bet you think you're real smart, huh? 754 00:53:54,359 --> 00:53:57,480 But still, 755 00:53:55,600 --> 00:54:00,720 even if you are, 756 00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:00,720 I'm a lot smarter. 757 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,800 And I've got you now. 758 00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,520 All right. 759 00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:08,720 You listen. 760 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:10,760 I'm not scared of you at all. 761 00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:12,040 And if you really are smart, we'll sit 762 00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:13,800 and talk. 763 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,400 But if you want to be dumb, then we'll 764 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,800 fight. 765 00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:18,000 I don't mind. 766 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,760 Either way. 767 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:23,520 Right. I agree. 768 00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:23,520 We can talk this over like gentlemen. 769 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:28,000 Hold these. 770 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:35,480 You give me back what I want, then I'll 771 00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:37,640 leave. I won't harm you. 772 00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:41,240 And if I don't? Huh? 773 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:41,240 I'm afraid you'll die here. 774 00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:47,640 Oh, so you only want the candies. That's 775 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:50,560 no problem. 776 00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:50,560 Here, buy some more. 777 00:54:52,723 --> 00:54:54,743 >> [laughter] 778 00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:59,983 >> SHE REALLY MEANS IT. 779 00:54:57,963 --> 00:54:59,983 >> [laughter] 780 00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:07,440 >> MY CANDIES ARE A little bit different. 781 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:08,720 There's a big diamond in the middle of 782 00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:13,000 every one of them. 783 00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:13,000 Oh, diamond? Is that so? 784 00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:17,080 Well, 785 00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:24,840 Don't kill him. 786 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:27,400 All right, take them. 787 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,400 Hold it. 788 00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,960 Right. 789 00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:54,440 So, you're trying to be smart again and 790 00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:55,920 trick me, huh? No. SHUT UP. OH, I got 791 00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:58,760 it. 792 00:55:55,920 --> 00:56:03,080 The bottle was switched, but not by us. 793 00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:03,080 By whom? Oh, by the diamond dealer. 794 00:56:08,703 --> 00:56:13,080 >> [music] 795 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:13,080 >> Let's go. Right. 796 00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:17,040 What? He's dead. 797 00:56:17,359 --> 00:56:21,240 Somebody killed him and took the 798 00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,240 diamonds. 799 00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:24,800 Must be you. 800 00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:26,520 >> [music] 801 00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:28,520 >> Not me. 802 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,720 Who was it? 803 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:31,120 I don't know. 804 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:32,939 You do. 805 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,960 Talk. 806 00:56:32,939 --> 00:56:37,200 >> [music] 807 00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:39,600 >> Still, I know where they are. Tell me. 808 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,600 Come on. 809 00:56:42,109 --> 00:56:44,129 >> [music] 810 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:54,680 >> Hey, 811 00:56:54,554 --> 00:56:56,720 >> [music] 812 00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:57,960 >> all right. The diamonds, where are they 813 00:56:56,720 --> 00:57:02,000 then? 814 00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:02,000 The diamonds are there. 815 00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:08,920 See, that's Mr. Wong's other house. 816 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:11,480 And the stones are with his wife. Right? 817 00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:12,680 Oh, okay. Right, that's right. 818 00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:14,400 Well, 819 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:16,120 we'll go and get them, and you wait 820 00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:18,680 here. 821 00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:20,099 Okay? All right. 822 00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:22,119 Come on. 823 00:57:20,099 --> 00:57:22,119 >> [music] 824 00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:32,440 >> Oh. 825 00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:46,800 Hey, what are we doing now? I don't 826 00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:46,800 know. Must think. 827 00:57:48,265 --> 00:57:52,920 >> [music] 828 00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:53,480 >> Huh? Oh. Come on. Let's go, Sam. 829 00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:56,200 Come on. 830 00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:56,200 >> COME ON. RIGHT. 831 00:57:56,780 --> 00:57:59,720 >> [music] 832 00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:02,520 >> LOOK, WE'LL SPLIT UP AND AND WE'LL MEET 833 00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,520 up later. COME ON. 834 00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:06,660 >> [music] 835 00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,440 >> THAT WAY. 836 00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:16,880 >> [music] 837 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,880 >> QUICK, IN THERE. 838 00:58:18,395 --> 00:58:20,415 >> [music] 839 00:58:23,635 --> 00:58:25,655 [music] 840 00:58:28,875 --> 00:58:32,040 [music] 841 00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:32,040 >> CHECK IN HERE. RIGHT. 842 00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,120 HM. 843 00:58:42,359 --> 00:58:46,320 HEY, you want your picture taken? Be 844 00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:48,200 right with you. Hey. 845 00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:51,240 What's going on here then? Oh, it's just 846 00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,240 a wedding. Huh? 847 00:58:56,280 --> 00:59:01,440 We look around. Uh help yourselves. 848 00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:05,200 You do stay here. I'll check it back. 849 00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:05,200 >> Right. Now, let's get started. 850 00:59:16,691 --> 00:59:18,711 >> [clears throat] 851 00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:22,720 >> Bye-bye. Bye. 852 00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:25,320 Bye-bye. Bye. 853 00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:25,320 Bye-bye. 854 00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:36,520 Hey. Hey. 855 00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:39,640 Hey, YOU TWO, COME BACK HERE. What's 856 00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:39,640 wrong? Hello. 857 00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:44,160 HEY, YOU TWO, COME BACK HERE. COME BACK 858 00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,880 HERE. 859 00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,880 WHAT'S WRONG? THAT COUPLE THERE, THEY 860 00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:50,200 STOLE my wedding dresses. 861 00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:52,720 IT COME BACK. Must be them. Yeah, right. 862 00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:52,720 Come on. Yeah. 863 00:59:54,681 --> 00:59:56,701 >> [music] 864 01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:08,640 >> Teacher. Teacher. 865 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,200 Come in here. 866 01:00:43,151 --> 01:00:46,200 >> [laughter] 867 01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:49,120 >> Why'd you hit me? YOU YOU HIT ME FIRST. 868 01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:51,720 NOT ME. Must be someone here. 869 01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,720 Let's search. 870 01:01:02,147 --> 01:01:04,167 >> [music] 871 01:01:10,007 --> 01:01:12,027 [music] 872 01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,800 >> Go on. 873 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:25,080 Hit it. 874 01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:27,880 You fool. Hit it. 875 01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:27,880 WELL, HIT IT. 876 01:01:28,347 --> 01:01:30,560 >> [laughter] 877 01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:31,080 >> WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT, YOU STUPID 878 01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:32,880 FOOL? 879 01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:35,920 >> You told me to. 880 01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:35,920 Hey, look. 881 01:01:46,032 --> 01:01:48,052 >> [music] 882 01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:04,920 >> He's gone. 883 01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:14,480 Robot. 884 01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:14,480 Come on. 885 01:02:22,713 --> 01:02:24,733 >> [music] 886 01:02:39,088 --> 01:02:41,108 [screaming] 887 01:03:24,938 --> 01:03:26,958 [screaming] 888 01:03:44,588 --> 01:03:46,609 [music] 889 01:03:53,104 --> 01:03:57,160 [bell] 890 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:57,160 >> Go on. 891 01:03:57,689 --> 01:03:59,709 >> [music] 892 01:04:02,929 --> 01:04:04,949 [music] 893 01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:12,880 >> Hey. Hey. What are you doing? 894 01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:14,240 Hey. Hey. I'm sorry. 895 01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:16,560 Come on. GO BACK IN THERE. 896 01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:18,080 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. COME ON. GO BACK 897 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:19,760 IN THERE. I'm sorry. 898 01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:21,640 Come on. Go back in there. COME ON. I'M 899 01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:22,480 SORRY. I'M SORRY, but this is urgent. 900 01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:24,544 She's pregnant. 901 01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:26,564 >> That's her what? So are ours, too. 902 01:04:24,544 --> 01:04:26,564 >> [music] 903 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:31,760 >> Hey, 904 01:04:31,749 --> 01:04:34,200 >> [music] 905 01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:34,200 >> in there. 906 01:04:34,369 --> 01:04:36,389 >> [bell] 907 01:04:39,609 --> 01:04:41,629 [music] 908 01:04:48,124 --> 01:04:50,144 [music] 909 01:05:03,844 --> 01:05:05,864 [screaming] 910 01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:34,840 >> Do you take this woman to be your lawful 911 01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:36,800 wedded wife in the eyes of both God and 912 01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:39,640 the law, to have and to hold for as long 913 01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:39,640 as you both [music] may live? 914 01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:42,520 I do. I do. 915 01:07:42,356 --> 01:07:44,359 >> [music] 916 01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:46,200 >> And do you take this man here to be your 917 01:07:44,359 --> 01:07:47,960 lawful wedded husband in the eyes of 918 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:52,000 both God and the law, to have and to 919 01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:52,000 hold for as long as you both may live? 920 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:58,040 Well, please answer. 921 01:07:55,359 --> 01:07:58,040 Do you? 922 01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:03,320 I do. 923 01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:06,680 Well now, will you please go ahead and 924 01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:08,557 exchange your rings then? Rings? 925 01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,760 Well, my boy. 926 01:08:08,557 --> 01:08:12,760 >> [music] 927 01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:12,760 >> You did bring the rings? 928 01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:17,680 Hey, listen. 929 01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:20,920 You got a ring with you? That diamond 930 01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:22,480 ring. Of course. So what? Hey, come on. 931 01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:24,600 Give it me. 932 01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:25,880 No way. Hurry up and let him have the 933 01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:27,839 ring. 934 01:08:25,880 --> 01:08:30,200 Hey. Come on. 935 01:08:27,839 --> 01:08:30,200 Hurry. 936 01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:36,359 All right. And yours. Hey. 937 01:08:35,412 --> 01:08:38,839 >> [music] 938 01:08:36,359 --> 01:08:38,839 >> Hurry. 939 01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:57,920 I now pronounce you man and wife. 940 01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:57,920 Really? 941 01:08:58,992 --> 01:09:01,012 >> [music] 942 01:09:07,359 --> 01:09:09,880 >> Let's go. 943 01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:15,200 Bye-bye. Bye-bye. 944 01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:15,200 Let's get the peach back. 945 01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:21,400 And may God bless you. 946 01:09:18,799 --> 01:09:21,400 Bye-bye. 947 01:09:22,359 --> 01:09:24,880 Come on. Quick. 948 01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:29,560 Well, even for a newly married couple, 949 01:09:27,839 --> 01:09:31,920 those two seem in happy, don't they, 950 01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,920 huh? 951 01:09:42,878 --> 01:09:44,898 >> [music] 952 01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:55,560 >> You hide over there. Go on. 953 01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:15,080 Hey, you check down there. Right. 954 01:11:11,959 --> 01:11:13,979 >> [screaming] 955 01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:43,454 >> Don't stand there. COME AND HELP ME. 956 01:11:41,434 --> 01:11:43,454 >> [laughter] 957 01:11:50,604 --> 01:11:52,624 [screaming] 958 01:12:08,945 --> 01:12:10,965 [screaming] 959 01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:01,480 >> OKAY, I'M HERE. 960 01:13:30,821 --> 01:13:32,841 >> [screaming] 961 01:13:36,716 --> 01:13:38,736 [screaming] 962 01:13:49,816 --> 01:13:51,836 [screaming] 963 01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:57,200 >> HELP ME. 964 01:13:57,440 --> 01:14:03,280 HELP ME. GET ME OUT. HEY, COME ON. 965 01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:03,280 QUICK. 966 01:14:10,776 --> 01:14:12,796 >> [music] 967 01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:40,320 >> Search him. Searching. 968 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:50,520 Searching. 969 01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:53,400 Huh? What's this? 970 01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:54,680 I ain't Look, that guy grabbed her. Oh. 971 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:57,440 But they can't have got very far. Let's 972 01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:57,440 go. Right. 973 01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:34,800 Get back. 974 01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:48,560 Get back 975 01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:49,800 or I'll KILL HER. 976 01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:52,440 GET HERE. 977 01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:52,440 GET BACK. 978 01:15:53,612 --> 01:15:55,632 >> [screaming] 979 01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:08,560 >> THIS IS THE PAPERS WE SOUGHT, 980 01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:08,560 FULL OF DIAMONDS. 981 01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:18,120 LOOK, clear off. We'll take care of him. 982 01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:18,120 Go on, quick. 983 01:16:21,778 --> 01:16:23,798 >> [screaming] 984 01:16:45,358 --> 01:16:47,378 [groaning] 985 01:17:03,043 --> 01:17:05,063 [snorts] 986 01:17:30,553 --> 01:17:32,573 [music] 987 01:17:48,239 --> 01:17:50,259 [groaning and screaming] 988 01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:07,320 >> YEAH. 989 01:18:31,469 --> 01:18:33,489 >> [screaming and groaning] 990 01:19:05,529 --> 01:19:07,549 [screaming] 991 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,400 >> COME ON. 992 01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:56,040 TEACHER. 993 01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:58,760 TEACHER. 994 01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:04,840 TEACHER. 995 01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:08,680 WHAT'S WRONG WITH you two? 996 01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:08,680 A guy wants to kill us. Oh. 997 01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:21,040 Teacher, there he is. That's him. You go 998 01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:21,040 on. I'll take him. 999 01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:23,920 Go on. 1000 01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:26,560 Teacher, be careful. 1001 01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:26,560 >> careful. 1002 01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:32,280 Hey, let's find Ah Ying. All right. 1003 01:20:37,230 --> 01:20:39,250 >> [groaning] 1004 01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:44,760 >> HEY. 1005 01:20:49,020 --> 01:20:51,040 >> [groaning] 1006 01:20:54,915 --> 01:20:56,935 [laughter] 1007 01:21:11,291 --> 01:21:13,311 [groaning] 1008 01:21:21,720 --> 01:21:25,800 >> OW. NOTHING. 1009 01:21:53,866 --> 01:21:57,880 >> [music] 1010 01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:57,880 >> WE'VE NOT FINISHED YET. 1011 01:22:01,071 --> 01:22:03,091 >> [music] 1012 01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:12,640 >> Ah Ying. Ah Ying. 1013 01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:15,160 AH YING. 1014 01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:20,120 AH YING. 1015 01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:20,120 AH YING. 1016 01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:25,080 TEACHER, SELINA. 1017 01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:29,480 Ah Ying, you all right? Oh, sure. And 1018 01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:32,160 the diamonds? Here. 1019 01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:32,160 Right, let's go. 1020 01:22:34,440 --> 01:22:36,880 Hold it. 1021 01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:41,240 HEY, HEY YOU. WAIT. 1022 01:22:52,162 --> 01:22:54,182 >> [music] 1023 01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:59,320 >> AH. 1024 01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:59,320 SO, THERE'S the diamonds there. 1025 01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:02,760 Do you want to know who had them? 1026 01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:04,120 It was your boss. 1027 01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:05,320 We took them from him. 1028 01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:07,520 He killed the buyer and he hid the 1029 01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:09,920 diamonds in his cyst, but we found them 1030 01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:09,920 though. 1031 01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:14,400 BUT, COME ON. LET'S GET HIM. RIGHT. 1032 01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:53,160 THAT'S IT, HUH? YOU WANTED THE WHOLE 1033 01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:55,480 LOT. 1034 01:23:53,160 --> 01:23:57,240 DOUBLE-CROSSER. 1035 01:23:55,480 --> 01:24:00,840 LOOK, 1036 01:23:57,240 --> 01:24:00,840 NO, NO. I'll pay you. 1037 01:24:01,480 --> 01:24:05,523 No, hang on. Let's Let's TALK ABOUT 1038 01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:07,543 THIS. 1039 01:24:05,523 --> 01:24:07,543 >> [screaming] 1040 01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:19,040 >> LOOK, WAIT. BE PATIENT NOW. WE CAN TALK 1041 01:24:16,440 --> 01:24:19,040 THIS OVER. 1042 01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:23,200 WE'RE ALL TOGETHER. 1043 01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:25,200 RIGHT. NO, NO, WE'RE ALL TOGETHER, you 1044 01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:26,483 know. 1045 01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:28,503 Damn you. 1046 01:24:26,483 --> 01:24:28,503 >> [screaming] 1047 01:25:12,333 --> 01:25:14,353 [screaming] 58694

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