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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,159 [BELL RINGS] 2 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,660 ♪ I had to hide my heart ♪ 3 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,659 ♪ As if all I felt Was wrong ♪ 4 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:50,160 ♪ I had to play This part ♪ 5 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,659 ♪ In places I don't belong ♪ 6 00:02:53,660 --> 00:02:56,160 ♪ I've had to bite My tongue ♪ 7 00:02:57,660 --> 00:03:00,159 ♪ Instead of taking you Into my arms ♪ 8 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,660 ♪ I had to take my time ♪ 9 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:08,159 ♪ While the waitin' Was takin' me apart ♪ 10 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:09,659 ♪ My feeling's ♪ 11 00:03:09,660 --> 00:03:11,159 ♪ No secret ♪ 12 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,660 ♪ Anymore ♪ 13 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:16,199 ♪ No secret ♪ 14 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,699 ♪ I'm keepin' ♪ 15 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:20,199 ♪ You informed ♪ 16 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,199 ♪ No more hide-and-seek ♪ 17 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,199 ♪ Losin' sleep ♪ 18 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,199 ♪ Keep this lovin' You get ♪ 19 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,200 ♪ No secrets ♪ 20 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:35,199 ♪ All the time That I wasted ♪ 21 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:38,199 ♪ Hidin' in the dark ♪ 22 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,699 ♪ Every kiss I never tasted ♪ 23 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:44,200 ♪ Ain't no secret Anymore ♪ 24 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:57,250 ♪ I had to bite My tongue ♪ 25 00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:01,249 ♪ Every time I wanted to speak ♪ 26 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:03,750 ♪ And like a coward, run ♪ 27 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:08,750 ♪ Every time the truth Came chasin' me ♪ 28 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:10,749 ♪ My feeling's ♪ 29 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,249 ♪ No secret ♪ 30 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:13,250 ♪ Anymore ♪ 31 00:04:13,251 --> 00:04:15,950 - GIRL: Hey, Michael. - Hey, girls. 32 00:04:16,150 --> 00:04:18,249 What are you guys doing here? You going home? 33 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:19,650 Well, I'll go with you. 34 00:04:19,850 --> 00:04:21,750 What timing. 35 00:04:21,850 --> 00:04:23,850 So, what are you guys gonna do tonight? 36 00:04:24,050 --> 00:04:26,350 - Not much. - Kappa Omega party. 37 00:04:26,550 --> 00:04:29,350 Oh, yeah, Kappa Omega. I heard about those dudes. 38 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:31,850 Aren't they the big homo house? 39 00:04:32,050 --> 00:04:34,050 I suppose one might try to poke fun at it... 40 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:36,750 if one were insecure about one's own masculinity. 41 00:04:36,850 --> 00:04:39,650 Yeah, I hate guys like that. They're so immature. 42 00:04:39,870 --> 00:04:40,870 [CAR HONKS HORN] 43 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,250 Hey, beautiful, want a ride? 44 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:46,450 No, thanks, Steve, I'll just walk. 45 00:04:46,650 --> 00:04:48,150 Oh, Michael, you're so mature. 46 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:55,850 - See you tonight, Ton. - Bye, Deb. 47 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:57,650 So, slick, what are you gonna do tonight? 48 00:04:57,850 --> 00:04:59,749 Does she really like that guy? 49 00:04:59,750 --> 00:05:02,550 Debbie, I think, likes the idea of going out with older guys. 50 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:03,850 Yeah? What about you? 51 00:05:03,950 --> 00:05:06,550 Me? Oh, I have no standards. I'd even go out with you. 52 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:08,950 Toni, we've been friends too long. 53 00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:11,450 Besides, I do have standards, so that'll never happen. 54 00:05:11,550 --> 00:05:13,050 Homo. 55 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:15,150 What if I grew a mustache? 56 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:18,650 Do you think Debbie would go out with me if I grew a mustache? 57 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:20,450 Well, I don't know. Can you? 58 00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:22,150 Well, if you can do it, I can. 59 00:05:22,950 --> 00:05:24,450 [MUSICAL CAR HORN] 60 00:05:28,350 --> 00:05:30,650 Dickhead, we were waiting for you in the parking lot. 61 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:33,050 Come on. We got some crucial partying to do at your place. 62 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:36,450 - See you, Toni. - Bye, Michael. 63 00:05:36,950 --> 00:05:39,246 - ♪ Get up and get to work ♪ - Hi, Toni. 64 00:05:39,567 --> 00:05:41,370 Hello, Roger. 65 00:05:41,650 --> 00:05:43,550 Come here. 66 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:48,349 Do you got a ride? 67 00:05:48,350 --> 00:05:49,950 No, actually, I don't. 68 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,850 Gee, that's too bad. 69 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:53,450 ♪ Take no prisoners ♪ 70 00:05:53,451 --> 00:05:55,449 [TIRES SQUEAL] 71 00:05:55,450 --> 00:05:58,450 ♪ Take no prisoners ♪ 72 00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:03,350 - [ALL YELLING] - Party! 73 00:06:04,850 --> 00:06:06,750 Bologna? Peanut butter? 74 00:06:06,850 --> 00:06:08,350 Yeah, but forget that strawberry shit. 75 00:06:08,450 --> 00:06:10,159 - Bring the boysenberry syrup. - And white bread. 76 00:06:10,180 --> 00:06:12,216 - Whole-wheat makes me fart. - OTHERS: We know. 77 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:14,550 Come on, let's get out of here. 78 00:06:14,650 --> 00:06:17,150 Do you have any brie? 79 00:06:17,250 --> 00:06:18,350 TEEN: Come on, you homo. 80 00:06:18,550 --> 00:06:20,650 Come here, you guys. Help me carry some of this stuff. 81 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:23,350 Come on. How am I gonna... hey. 82 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:25,500 [ALL CHATTERING] 83 00:06:29,950 --> 00:06:31,500 MICHAEL: Open sesame. 84 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:36,950 Party! 85 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:46,650 - Brewski! - Beer! 86 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,040 [ROCK MUSIC 87 00:06:50,950 --> 00:06:52,150 Brew! 88 00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:57,539 TEEN: All right! 89 00:06:57,540 --> 00:07:00,039 - [TEEN OPENS BEER] - TEEN: Summer! 90 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,040 ALL: Summer! 91 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,040 [ALL BELCH] 92 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:13,039 [LAUGHTER] 93 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,040 TEEN: Whoo! 94 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:20,050 Ah, summer. 95 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:22,150 Great. I got no job. 96 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:25,050 I got no woman. I got no money. 97 00:07:25,150 --> 00:07:27,550 I'll probably be spending the next 3 months with you guys. 98 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:29,350 Oh, I'm depressed, fellas. 99 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:30,950 TEEN: Uh-oh. Barry's depressed. 100 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:32,750 Yeah, right. Listen to this. 101 00:07:32,850 --> 00:07:34,650 "Three international banks... 102 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:37,650 "predict dire consequences for the European community... 103 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:40,450 "if the dollar takes a sudden plunge." 104 00:07:40,550 --> 00:07:44,950 You're too fucking weird for words, Ricardo. 105 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:46,650 You're abusing this magazine, Ricardo. 106 00:07:46,850 --> 00:07:49,450 This magazine isn't for reading. It's for beating off. 107 00:07:51,550 --> 00:07:53,450 Well, what do we have here? 108 00:07:53,650 --> 00:07:55,050 - Hey, guys, give me that. - What? 109 00:07:55,150 --> 00:07:57,950 - Give me the envelope. - The envelope, sir. 110 00:07:58,150 --> 00:07:59,080 [TEEN WOLF WHISTLES] Baby. 111 00:08:02,050 --> 00:08:03,184 BARRY: Come on, Michael. 112 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:06,250 You guys are a bunch of fucking assholes, you know that? 113 00:08:06,450 --> 00:08:09,650 It's obvious that nobody has any respect for a man's privacy. 114 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,650 - Thank you, Roger. - No problem. 115 00:08:13,550 --> 00:08:15,150 Holy shit. Listen to this. 116 00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:18,250 "I don't know how to tell you what I want to tell you... 117 00:08:18,450 --> 00:08:20,150 "so I'm writing it down. 118 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:23,350 "I'll never find the nerve to give you this letter anyway. 119 00:08:23,450 --> 00:08:26,550 "When I look at you, I can't take my eyes off of you." 120 00:08:26,650 --> 00:08:27,850 Kirkpatrick, did you write this? 121 00:08:27,950 --> 00:08:29,850 You wish. 122 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:31,450 "I long to have your arms around me... 123 00:08:31,550 --> 00:08:33,450 "and feel your body against mine." 124 00:08:33,550 --> 00:08:34,850 Whoa, radical. 125 00:08:35,050 --> 00:08:36,850 "I know you don't feel like I do... 126 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,949 "which is why I don't have the courage to sign this. 127 00:08:38,950 --> 00:08:42,350 "But I just love you more than words can say. 128 00:08:42,650 --> 00:08:44,250 "X-X-X... 129 00:08:44,450 --> 00:08:45,949 "O-O-O... 130 00:08:45,950 --> 00:08:49,160 "X-X-X." [KISSES] 131 00:08:54,950 --> 00:08:56,650 Michael, who wrote this? 132 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:59,250 I haven't even seen the letter yet, dog-breath. 133 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:04,150 [SIGHS] Boy, I sure know who I wish it was from. 134 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:05,850 Yeah, Deborah Anne Fimple. 135 00:09:06,050 --> 00:09:07,675 - KIRKPATRICK: Oh, come on. - No way. 136 00:09:07,696 --> 00:09:09,270 She goes out with college guys. 137 00:09:09,350 --> 00:09:11,850 Yeah, that's exactly what she wants us to think. 138 00:09:12,050 --> 00:09:14,250 When they want you the most, that's when they want you... 139 00:09:14,350 --> 00:09:15,810 to think they want you the least. 140 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:18,650 - [OPENS BEER] - Wait a minute. 141 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:21,550 Somebody's in love with Michael, and we don't know who it is. 142 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:24,450 Quite a grasp of the situation there, Douglas. 143 00:09:24,550 --> 00:09:25,750 Why would a great girl like Fimple... 144 00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:26,950 go out with a yahoo like him? 145 00:09:27,050 --> 00:09:29,050 Hey, wait a minute, you guys. 146 00:09:29,150 --> 00:09:32,050 Now, what makes us so sure that the Fimple... 147 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:34,750 would not go out with a yahoo like Mike? 148 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:36,150 Reality. 149 00:09:36,350 --> 00:09:38,250 Has she ever turned him down for a date? 150 00:09:38,350 --> 00:09:41,500 - No, and you want to know why? - OTHERS: No. 151 00:09:41,550 --> 00:09:44,649 Because he has never asked her out for a date. 152 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:47,650 And if a girl like Deborah Anne Fimple... 153 00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:49,850 were actually in love with Michael... 154 00:09:49,950 --> 00:09:51,349 she wouldn't ask him out. 155 00:09:51,350 --> 00:09:54,650 She'd wait for him to ask her out. 156 00:09:54,850 --> 00:09:58,150 And maybe... just maybe... 157 00:09:58,350 --> 00:10:00,650 she's been waitin' all year. 158 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,250 [LAUGHING] 159 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:09,650 Gentlemen, as far as I can see... 160 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,650 there's only one way to find out. 161 00:10:11,850 --> 00:10:14,350 It's gonna take a pretty gnarly pair of 'nads. 162 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,950 Kappa Omega party... 163 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:19,150 tonight. 164 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,750 ♪ Yeah ♪ 165 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:33,750 ♪ All right ♪ 166 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:38,750 [YELLING AND LAUGHING] 167 00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:46,550 There's Jocko's car. 168 00:10:47,469 --> 00:10:49,590 MICHAEL: Yeah, I can see the car, Rog. 169 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,150 - What the hell is that? - Moose head. 170 00:10:54,150 --> 00:10:56,150 Where is she? 171 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:59,850 I'll find her. She's got to be in here somewhere. 172 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:03,650 Eureka. 173 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,149 Here. 174 00:11:05,150 --> 00:11:07,350 Second floor balcony, up to the right. 175 00:11:10,550 --> 00:11:12,650 Shit, he's got his hand on her ass. 176 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:15,150 That should be my hand. 177 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:25,550 All right, you guys. It's not gonna be easy in there. 178 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:28,950 It's gonna be dangerous. Some of us might get hurt. 179 00:11:29,050 --> 00:11:30,550 Some of us might not even come back... 180 00:11:30,650 --> 00:11:32,650 but that's the risk we got to take... 181 00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:35,250 for our compadre, Miguel. 182 00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:38,150 And Doug, Barry, Kirkpatrick, and myself are very proud... 183 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:40,550 that you will be taking that risk with him... 184 00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:42,750 while we monitor your every move... 185 00:11:42,850 --> 00:11:44,950 right here from command headquarters. 186 00:11:45,050 --> 00:11:46,250 What, you guys ain't going? 187 00:11:46,350 --> 00:11:48,250 The man's a genius. 188 00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:52,450 All right, Miguel. It looks like it's just you and me. 189 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:53,750 Supplies. 190 00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:58,850 Better drink it. 191 00:11:58,950 --> 00:12:00,150 All of it. 192 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,500 [BOTH BELCH] 193 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,000 [LAUGHTER] 194 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,499 ♪ It's the first day Of summer ♪ 195 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:27,500 ♪ Never fear ♪ 196 00:12:27,550 --> 00:12:29,250 Delta chi. Sigma cum laude. 197 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000 GIRL: Whoo! 198 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:33,150 What's happening? 199 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,539 ♪ It's the first day Of summer ♪ 200 00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:41,040 ♪ First day Of summer ♪ 201 00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:43,593 - ♪ It's the first day Of summer ♪ - Oh, my God, Oh, my God. 202 00:12:43,614 --> 00:12:44,870 Here she comes, here she comes. 203 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:48,850 So, you want something? 204 00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:53,250 Yeah, a tiny sandwich and a cocktail. 205 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,450 OK. I'll take care of the gorilla. 206 00:12:57,650 --> 00:12:59,050 The rest is up to you. 207 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,750 - Hey, aren't you Steve Powers? - Yeah. 208 00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:08,350 Don't you drive a little red Alpha? 209 00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:10,650 Well, I think I saw some guys breaking into it. 210 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:12,050 - What? - Yeah, when I was coming up. 211 00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:13,849 Looks like they were cutting into the convertible. 212 00:13:13,850 --> 00:13:15,750 Oh, shit. 213 00:13:15,850 --> 00:13:18,550 Yeah, about four or five of the biggest dudes I ever saw. 214 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:21,150 Hey, guys, somebody's breaking into my car. Come on, come on. 215 00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:24,079 ♪ Traveled by the road ♪ 216 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,580 ♪ Up in Santa fe ♪ 217 00:13:30,580 --> 00:13:31,580 ♪ Just stole the keys ♪ 218 00:13:31,581 --> 00:13:35,749 - ♪ And then He drove away ♪ - Michael, what are you doing here? 219 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:37,850 - Hi. - Are you all right? 220 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:41,450 I got a letter today... A really nice one. 221 00:13:41,650 --> 00:13:42,850 Well, that's nice, Michael. 222 00:13:42,950 --> 00:13:46,250 "When I look at you, I can't take my eyes off you." 223 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:47,749 What did you say? 224 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:50,250 I said, "When I look at you, I can't take my eyes off you... 225 00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:52,150 "and when you look at me, I have to turn away... 226 00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:54,650 "because I'm afraid you might see how much you mean to me." 227 00:13:54,850 --> 00:13:56,650 Michael, are you drunk? 228 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,650 "I long to have your arms around me... 229 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,050 "and feel your body against mine." 230 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,550 - [KISSES] - Are you crazy? 231 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,119 ♪ On the first day Of summer ♪ 232 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:09,119 ♪ Nothing feels the same ♪ 233 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,119 ♪ And I think About you, babe ♪ 234 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,619 ♪ It's on the first day Of summer ♪ 235 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,620 ♪ First day of summer ♪ 236 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:18,119 ♪ On the first day Of summer ♪ 237 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,119 ♪ First day of summer ♪ 238 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,120 ♪ On the first day Of summer ♪ 239 00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:24,550 "It makes me want to be near you. 240 00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:25,950 "You're not like anybody else at all. 241 00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:28,750 "You're too wonderful for words. 242 00:14:28,850 --> 00:14:32,050 "I know you don't feel like I do, but I just love..." 243 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,750 What the fuck do you think you're doing here? 244 00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:37,050 What am I doing here? Well, who can say, Steve? 245 00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:38,950 Now, that's a question we ask ourselves every day, isn't it? 246 00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:42,050 I said, what the fuck do you think you're doing here? 247 00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:44,450 Oh, Michael, there you are. I've been looking all over for you. 248 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:47,750 - Did you invite this guy? - Steve, he's a great dancer. 249 00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:49,349 Here's a good song. You want to dance? 250 00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:51,150 Nice talking to you, Steve. 251 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,450 Hey, asshole. 252 00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:55,350 No, not you, the other asshole. 253 00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:57,360 [MUSIC STOPS] 254 00:14:57,550 --> 00:14:59,250 One more crack out of you, Wisenheimer... 255 00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,049 and I'm going to butter your necktie. 256 00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:02,650 Well put, Rog. 257 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,660 [MUSIC RESUMES] 258 00:15:06,150 --> 00:15:08,850 Hey, Leon, stop them! Grab those guys! 259 00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:12,850 Great. There's Roger and Michael... running. 260 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:15,150 There's eighty guys coming this way. 261 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:18,650 - Egads! - This is a great party. 262 00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:21,950 - KIRKPATRICK: Start the car. - RICARDO: Open the back. 263 00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:24,150 Start the car! We're going to fucking die! 264 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,700 [TIRES SQUEAL] 265 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,749 Hurry up! Hurry up! 266 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,450 Come on! 267 00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:34,250 Hurry up! Come on, man! 268 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:35,650 Slow down, Ricardo! 269 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,750 KIRKPATRICK: Hold on! We lost Roger! We lost Rog! 270 00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:43,150 Pussies! 271 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,200 [LAUGHS] 272 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,700 [ROGER LAUGHS] 273 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,200 [ALL SHOUTING] 274 00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,200 ROGER: Fuckers! 275 00:16:03,850 --> 00:16:05,450 Hold on! 276 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,750 KIRKPATRICK: 277 00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:10,650 MICHAEL: What the hell's he doing? 278 00:16:10,850 --> 00:16:12,050 What the hell are you doing? 279 00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:14,150 - Uh-oh. - Shit! 280 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,750 Steven, long time no see. 281 00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,750 [YELLING] 282 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:23,749 - [LAUGHS] - RICARDO: Hold on! 283 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,249 ROGER: The asshole's gonna run the fence! 284 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:28,250 - Holy shit! - [ALL SCREAM] 285 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,250 [VAN CRASHES] 286 00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:41,049 TEEN: Oh, shit! Look at that! 287 00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:42,150 TEEN: All right! 288 00:16:51,950 --> 00:16:53,790 BOTH: Aw, shit! 289 00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,150 Out of my way! Let me out of here! 290 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,650 Women and children first, you fuck. 291 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:00,550 Thanks. 292 00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:07,550 Rog, what are you doing? 293 00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:10,850 Let's get out of here! 294 00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:13,650 [YELLING] 295 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,050 You better keep running, you wimps! 296 00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:19,150 Hey, they left us some beer, guys! 297 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,250 Michael, what are you doing here? 298 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:41,649 Come on, you want to do something? 299 00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:42,850 Are you all right? What happened? 300 00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:44,150 Everything. Come on, I'll tell you about it. 301 00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:46,150 - Now? - Yeah, now. 302 00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:54,550 Shh! Be quiet. You'll wake my father. 303 00:17:54,650 --> 00:17:56,450 Shh! Be quiet. You'll wake your father. 304 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,450 I can't believe I said those things to Deborah Anne Fimple. 305 00:18:06,550 --> 00:18:08,250 I mean, why didn't I just walk up to her and say... 306 00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:10,350 "Hey, Debbie, I'm an asshole"? 307 00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,250 Well, I think she knows. 308 00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:15,850 Fucking Roger. Jesus, how could I believe that guy? 309 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:17,850 Telling me that Deborah Anne Fimple... 310 00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:20,150 wrote me a love letter. Jesus Christ. 311 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,550 She wrote you a letter? 312 00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:24,050 I bet it was Ricardo. 313 00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:26,850 I'm going to kick his ass. 314 00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:30,350 - What did this letter say? - Everything I said to Debbie. 315 00:18:30,450 --> 00:18:32,450 It sounded pretty good to me. 316 00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:34,250 It wasn't good. It was great. 317 00:18:34,450 --> 00:18:35,649 It was the best thing I ever read. 318 00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:37,950 It was like Tender is the Night... 319 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,850 or The Way We Were. 320 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,350 [SIGHS] Ricardo's dead meat. 321 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,150 You know, this isn't really that comfortable. 322 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:57,650 - Oh, here. - Oh, thanks. 323 00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:02,750 What a night. 324 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:06,050 We thrashed Roger's van. 325 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,350 You know, maybe the letter's real. 326 00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:11,050 Maybe somebody really is in love with you. 327 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:16,950 I just wish I knew why I loved her so much. 328 00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:19,150 I mean, I think about her all the time. 329 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,250 She's so beautiful. 330 00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:25,050 Everything about her. She's perfect. 331 00:19:25,150 --> 00:19:27,950 I hate Steve Powers. 332 00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:30,750 She's probably letting him feel her up right now. 333 00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:33,250 - Ouch. - I'm sorry. 334 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:38,150 Well, I guess things could be worse. 335 00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:40,050 I mean, I could be at the hospital... 336 00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:42,950 having Steve's fist removed from my larynx. 337 00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:45,610 [LAUGHS] 338 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,350 Thanks for saving me. 339 00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:08,750 If you're so gaga about Debbie, why don't you call her up... 340 00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:10,950 tell her to dump Steve and give you a shot? 341 00:20:11,050 --> 00:20:13,450 Yeah, right. After tonight? 342 00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:15,349 You could always write her a letter. 343 00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:17,950 I hate writing. Besides, she'd just tear it up. 344 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,850 Well, not if she didn't know who it came from. 345 00:20:19,950 --> 00:20:21,850 - What do you mean? - Well, don't sign it. 346 00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:23,850 Just have somebody else give it to her. 347 00:20:23,950 --> 00:20:25,850 And this way, if she doesn't like it... 348 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:28,650 she'll never even know who wrote it. 349 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:31,550 You could give it to her. 350 00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:34,450 Naw. I don't know. 351 00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:35,950 Well, I'll see you. 352 00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:44,050 You're really a good friend. 353 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,950 MICHAEL: "Dear Debbie... 354 00:20:57,850 --> 00:21:01,350 "You are so..." 355 00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:04,250 "so..." 356 00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:20,750 Shit. 357 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,450 "I long to have your arms around me... 358 00:22:32,550 --> 00:22:33,849 "and feel your body..." 359 00:22:33,850 --> 00:22:35,450 Whoa, radical! 360 00:22:35,950 --> 00:22:37,450 [FOOTSTEPS] 361 00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:39,150 - Morning, sweetheart. - Hi, mom. 362 00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:40,650 What are you doing up so early? 363 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,850 Summer vacation... Got a lot to do. 364 00:22:42,950 --> 00:22:44,050 Like what? 365 00:22:44,150 --> 00:22:45,350 Bunch of guys are meeting at the park. 366 00:22:45,450 --> 00:22:47,650 Got to try to pick up some women. 367 00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,850 What are you gonna do with them after you pick them up? 368 00:22:49,950 --> 00:22:52,350 I don't know. What did Dad use to do with you? 369 00:22:52,450 --> 00:22:56,150 Stuff I hope you won't try until you're a lot older. 370 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,450 What's that? 371 00:22:58,450 --> 00:23:00,750 - Breakfast. - Looks disgusting. 372 00:23:00,850 --> 00:23:02,050 It's good. Want to try? 373 00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:04,650 I'm gonna fix you some eggs and toast. 374 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,150 No, Mom, the guys are waiting. Got to go. 375 00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:08,850 - Jeffrey. - Mom, I got to go. 376 00:23:09,050 --> 00:23:12,450 Honey! You'll need some money to buy a decent lunch. 377 00:23:12,650 --> 00:23:16,250 OK, Mom, but a decent lunch could be pretty expensive. 378 00:23:18,050 --> 00:23:19,850 No tacos. 379 00:23:19,950 --> 00:23:21,350 Gracias, seсora. 380 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,540 [SIGHS] 381 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,539 [DOOR OPENS] 382 00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:30,540 [DOOR CLOSES] 383 00:23:59,950 --> 00:24:02,450 Oh, my God. 384 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,050 Morning, dear. 385 00:24:04,150 --> 00:24:05,950 Morning. 386 00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:14,550 - What's the matter? - I got something in my eye. 387 00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:16,150 What is that? 388 00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:20,150 - Breakfast. - That looks disgusting. 389 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,350 - Want me to fix you something? - No, thanks, I'm in a hurry. 390 00:24:22,550 --> 00:24:24,950 I'll just catch a doughnut at the office. 391 00:24:25,050 --> 00:24:26,450 You have class tonight? 392 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,950 Yeah, right. It's Thursday. Yeah. 393 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:31,950 Will you be home right after? 394 00:24:32,050 --> 00:24:33,649 Honey, I'll try. 395 00:24:33,650 --> 00:24:35,750 I just don't know. I may have to stay after. 396 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,750 I'll get home as soon as I can, but don't wait up. 397 00:24:37,850 --> 00:24:40,150 You just go to bed, and I'll slip in quietly. 398 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,620 [DOOR CLOSES] 399 00:24:55,150 --> 00:24:58,450 You lying son of a bitch. How could you? 400 00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:00,620 [DOOR OPENS] 401 00:25:00,621 --> 00:25:01,750 MICHAEL: MOM? 402 00:25:04,550 --> 00:25:06,150 You OK? What's the matter? 403 00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:07,580 [CAR ENGINE STARTS] 404 00:25:07,650 --> 00:25:10,080 [SOBBING] Oh, it's the mailman. 405 00:25:10,150 --> 00:25:13,550 He said he'd be here at 8:00, and he's not here. 406 00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:17,650 Nobody keeps their word anymore. They're all lying bastards! 407 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,120 [SIGHS] 408 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,120 [DOOR CLOSES] 409 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,620 [PERSON WHISTLES] 410 00:25:39,550 --> 00:25:41,650 Hi, Michael. How you doing? 411 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:44,450 My mother's in there crying. I hope you're happy. 412 00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:50,619 [CRYING] 413 00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:51,620 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 414 00:25:53,150 --> 00:25:54,350 Mom. 415 00:25:58,650 --> 00:26:00,150 Everything's OK, Mom. 416 00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:02,250 I don't think he's going to be late again. 417 00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:07,550 Thank you, Michael. 418 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,160 MAN: 419 00:26:18,050 --> 00:26:21,150 - Hello, Elizabeth. - Hi, George. 420 00:26:21,350 --> 00:26:24,450 Oh, George, could I borrow your textbook for a second? 421 00:26:37,650 --> 00:26:40,050 Tonight, we're going to cover the two types of costs... 422 00:26:40,150 --> 00:26:42,150 associated with manufacturing processes. 423 00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:47,250 That would be "variable" and "fixed." 424 00:26:47,550 --> 00:26:50,350 There's a chart in your textbooks on page 98... 425 00:26:50,550 --> 00:26:54,050 that will help illustrate what I'm talking about. 426 00:26:54,150 --> 00:26:55,550 Everyone have the page? 427 00:26:55,750 --> 00:26:59,450 You'll notice on the graph that the variable contributions... 428 00:26:59,550 --> 00:27:01,850 to profit on each item will be such... 429 00:27:01,950 --> 00:27:04,850 that the break-even point will be obtained... 430 00:27:05,150 --> 00:27:07,950 when "x" number of units are produced. 431 00:27:08,150 --> 00:27:09,950 Now, that break-even point... 432 00:27:10,050 --> 00:27:13,250 is solely determined by your costs. 433 00:27:13,350 --> 00:27:17,950 Now, variable costs include direct material, direct labor... 434 00:27:18,150 --> 00:27:21,250 and overhead applicable to each individual unit. 435 00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:25,950 Who in the class would like to define "fixed costs" for us? 436 00:27:30,250 --> 00:27:33,050 No one wants to define "fixed costs?" 437 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,750 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 438 00:27:49,150 --> 00:27:51,450 TONI: Michael, over here. 439 00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:56,050 Toni, I'm sorry I'm late, just... 440 00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:58,250 writing this thing just took forever. 441 00:27:58,350 --> 00:28:00,550 I don't know. I think it's pretty good. 442 00:28:00,650 --> 00:28:02,850 I don't know. Just give it to her. 443 00:28:02,950 --> 00:28:04,150 What's that? 444 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:06,450 Oh, that's just the thing for School Afloat. 445 00:28:06,550 --> 00:28:09,750 You're gonna spend your senior year on a boat? 446 00:28:09,950 --> 00:28:11,450 I leave on the fifteenth. 447 00:28:11,650 --> 00:28:13,950 I didn't know you were gonna do this. Why didn't you tell me? 448 00:28:14,050 --> 00:28:15,850 I just did. 449 00:28:17,150 --> 00:28:19,550 - WAITER: Ready to order? - Yeah, I am. Michael? 450 00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:22,050 No, no, no, I'm too nervous. I couldn't eat anything. 451 00:28:22,150 --> 00:28:23,350 You go ahead. 452 00:28:23,450 --> 00:28:26,450 I'll have a meatball sandwich and another Pepsi. 453 00:28:26,550 --> 00:28:28,750 - Good enough. - MICHAEL: Oh, wait a minute. 454 00:28:28,950 --> 00:28:31,050 I'll have a Pepsi, too. 455 00:28:31,150 --> 00:28:32,850 Pepsi. Anything else? 456 00:28:33,050 --> 00:28:35,750 No, no. Well, uh... 457 00:28:35,850 --> 00:28:38,450 you're having a meatball sandwich? 458 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,050 Make it a meatball sandwich. 459 00:28:40,150 --> 00:28:41,549 Meatball sandwich. 460 00:28:41,550 --> 00:28:44,550 That's two meatball sandwiches and two Pepsis. Is that it? 461 00:28:47,050 --> 00:28:49,950 You don't feel like having any pizza, do you? 462 00:28:50,150 --> 00:28:52,950 Give me a small... 463 00:28:53,150 --> 00:28:54,850 No, no, no, make it a medium. 464 00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:57,650 In fact, give me a large pizza. 465 00:28:57,750 --> 00:28:59,850 That's two meatball sandwiches, two Pepsis... 466 00:29:00,050 --> 00:29:01,749 and a large pizza. Everything on it? 467 00:29:01,750 --> 00:29:03,450 No, no, just cheese. 468 00:29:03,650 --> 00:29:06,350 And olive. 469 00:29:06,450 --> 00:29:07,550 And mushrooms. 470 00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:10,550 And sausage. 471 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,450 Everything. 472 00:29:15,950 --> 00:29:17,330 MICHAEL: Hold the onions. 473 00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:22,150 God, when are you gonna give this thing to her? 474 00:29:22,350 --> 00:29:24,250 Are you going to give it to her tonight? 475 00:29:24,450 --> 00:29:26,950 How am I gonna eat all that food? 476 00:29:27,250 --> 00:29:29,450 Before we go, I just want to say one thing. 477 00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:31,750 I know all of you work very hard during the day... 478 00:29:31,850 --> 00:29:33,149 and I'm sure that you could think... 479 00:29:33,150 --> 00:29:35,850 of some more exciting ways to spend your evenings... 480 00:29:35,950 --> 00:29:39,150 but remember that the degree that you earn in here... 481 00:29:39,350 --> 00:29:42,150 can spell more money for you out there. 482 00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:45,250 No sacrifice, no reward. 483 00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:48,150 That's it. Thank you. 484 00:30:06,250 --> 00:30:08,350 I think we better talk. 485 00:30:08,450 --> 00:30:10,049 I'll help you any way I can, George. 486 00:30:10,050 --> 00:30:11,950 What are you having trouble with? 487 00:30:12,150 --> 00:30:15,050 I just... Elizabeth, my God. I mean, sooner or later... 488 00:30:15,250 --> 00:30:18,250 you have to ask yourself if it's worth it. 489 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:21,950 Yes, George, it is. 490 00:30:22,150 --> 00:30:24,050 You've got guts. 491 00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:26,150 George, it's not that hard. 492 00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:28,150 You just have to be willing to spend the time. 493 00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:30,350 I know, I know, but I'm married. 494 00:30:30,450 --> 00:30:33,950 I am, too, but I'm really taking the time... 495 00:30:34,150 --> 00:30:35,450 and it's well worth it. 496 00:30:35,650 --> 00:30:38,350 There's this great sense of accomplishment. 497 00:30:39,850 --> 00:30:43,850 Wait. You've been through this before? 498 00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:47,650 George, I've been doing this for years. 499 00:30:50,650 --> 00:30:55,250 George, are you worried about Connie? 500 00:30:55,550 --> 00:30:58,650 You have the most understanding wife in the world. 501 00:30:58,750 --> 00:31:01,550 You just have to give her a little time. 502 00:31:01,850 --> 00:31:04,550 You know, I had that problem with Lou in the beginning. 503 00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:06,650 At first, they're a little threatened... 504 00:31:06,850 --> 00:31:10,350 but that's only natural, and then they get used to it. 505 00:31:10,450 --> 00:31:12,150 And after a couple of years, 506 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:14,050 they get behind it a hundred percent... 507 00:31:14,150 --> 00:31:17,550 once they realize what a really good thing it is. 508 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:18,950 My God. 509 00:31:19,050 --> 00:31:21,650 Where have I been? 510 00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:24,700 [CHUCKLES] 511 00:31:24,850 --> 00:31:27,350 We've known each other a long time. 512 00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:30,750 Don't back out now, George. 513 00:31:32,450 --> 00:31:34,150 You're absolutely right, Liz. 514 00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:36,350 We have known each other a long time... 515 00:31:36,550 --> 00:31:38,450 and I can't deny that I haven't felt like this, too... 516 00:31:38,550 --> 00:31:40,550 but I never thought that you, Elizabeth... 517 00:31:45,350 --> 00:31:47,450 I'm... I'm sorry. 518 00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:53,250 I'll call you next week. 519 00:32:05,450 --> 00:32:09,350 This is good. I think this is good. 520 00:32:09,550 --> 00:32:11,850 I think you're right. Thank you. 521 00:32:16,540 --> 00:32:18,040 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 522 00:32:20,850 --> 00:32:22,350 I know it's a long shot... 523 00:32:22,450 --> 00:32:23,849 but if this letter thing does work out... 524 00:32:23,850 --> 00:32:25,750 and I do get to go out with Debbie... 525 00:32:25,950 --> 00:32:28,050 how do you think I should handle it? 526 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,350 Handle what? 527 00:32:29,450 --> 00:32:31,350 Come on, Ton, she's going out with Steve Powers. 528 00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:33,550 That dude's twenty years old. 529 00:32:33,650 --> 00:32:35,650 She's gonna expect something. 530 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:39,450 Michael, are you saying that you don't know what to do? 531 00:32:39,650 --> 00:32:41,450 No, no, no, no. I know what to do. 532 00:32:41,650 --> 00:32:44,650 I just don't want to do too much. 533 00:32:44,750 --> 00:32:46,950 Then again, I don't want to do too little. 534 00:32:47,150 --> 00:32:48,750 I want to do what she expects me to do. 535 00:32:48,950 --> 00:32:52,250 I think that you have to let these things happen naturally. 536 00:32:52,350 --> 00:32:54,150 Well, Toni, I'm not a natural guy. 537 00:32:54,350 --> 00:32:57,250 That's true. Michael, I don't know. 538 00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:59,650 I think if it's meant to happen... 539 00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:01,350 between two people, it'll happen. 540 00:33:01,450 --> 00:33:03,150 You can't push it. 541 00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:06,650 Right. 542 00:33:06,750 --> 00:33:08,550 Toni, look, can I tell you something? 543 00:33:08,750 --> 00:33:12,250 But you got to promise not to tell anybody. Anybody. 544 00:33:12,450 --> 00:33:13,650 I promise. 545 00:33:15,850 --> 00:33:18,950 Well, if you have to get absolutely technical... 546 00:33:19,150 --> 00:33:21,150 I've never really done it. 547 00:33:21,350 --> 00:33:23,650 Oh, come on. 548 00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:25,650 What about you and Carol Lombardo? 549 00:33:25,850 --> 00:33:27,249 What about me and Carol Lombardo? 550 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:29,150 The field trip. She spent the night in your tent... 551 00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:31,150 told everybody you guys went all the way. 552 00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:33,150 Yeah, well, Carol Lombardo's idea of going all the way... 553 00:33:33,350 --> 00:33:34,850 is talking about it all night long... 554 00:33:35,050 --> 00:33:37,049 then falling asleep before the big bang. 555 00:33:37,050 --> 00:33:39,250 You never did it? 556 00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:41,850 - Really? - Really. 557 00:33:41,950 --> 00:33:44,650 Carol Lombardo really bragged about that night. 558 00:33:44,850 --> 00:33:47,450 I know I'll never forget it. 559 00:33:53,350 --> 00:33:55,450 I've never done it, either. 560 00:33:55,650 --> 00:33:57,550 Oh, get out of here, Toni. 561 00:33:57,650 --> 00:33:59,950 Roger's my best friend. He tells me everything. 562 00:34:00,050 --> 00:34:02,250 I went out with Roger exactly two times. 563 00:34:02,450 --> 00:34:03,749 Well, according to Roger... 564 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,550 it wasn't the quantity of time you spent together. 565 00:34:05,650 --> 00:34:07,350 It was the quality of time you spent together. 566 00:34:07,550 --> 00:34:09,550 Apparently, it was pretty high-grade stuff. 567 00:34:09,650 --> 00:34:11,550 What exactly did he say? 568 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,149 Come on, Toni, that's between you and Rog. 569 00:34:13,150 --> 00:34:14,550 It's none of my business. 570 00:34:14,750 --> 00:34:18,450 - What did he say? - Toni, don't. 571 00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:20,649 He just said you guys were kissing and stuff. 572 00:34:20,650 --> 00:34:23,150 His exact words, Michael. 573 00:34:23,350 --> 00:34:28,050 He said that you boffed his brains out in his van. 574 00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:34,050 Thank you. Come again. Have a nice night. 575 00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:36,150 Hey, thanks, zitface! 576 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,160 [CAR SPEEDS AWAY] 577 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:40,450 Zitface. They called our friend zitface. 578 00:34:40,550 --> 00:34:42,349 Oh, God, they're so unkind. 579 00:34:42,350 --> 00:34:43,950 Come on, you guys. Would you quit screwing around? 580 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:45,450 I'm trying to work here. 581 00:34:45,650 --> 00:34:50,250 I have to pay for my van, which Duran Duran here thrashed. 582 00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:54,250 - [BUZZ BUZZ] - Welcome to the Dancing Burger. 583 00:34:54,450 --> 00:34:56,750 Can I take your order, please? 584 00:34:56,950 --> 00:34:59,156 TONI, SEDUCTIVELY: Roger, is that you? 585 00:35:00,150 --> 00:35:01,649 Yeah. Who's this? 586 00:35:01,650 --> 00:35:03,750 I hear you're quite a ladies' man. 587 00:35:05,150 --> 00:35:07,700 - Ladies' man? Zitface? - ROGER: Hey, hey. 588 00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:10,650 Yeah, well, you heard right. 589 00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:12,750 Why don't you cruise up to the window... 590 00:35:12,950 --> 00:35:15,250 so's we can take a better look at you? 591 00:35:15,350 --> 00:35:18,150 Well, I'll come up just as soon as you tell me one thing. 592 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,150 Did you tell your friends... 593 00:35:20,350 --> 00:35:22,750 I boffed your brains out in your van? 594 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:23,700 [LAUGHS] 595 00:35:26,550 --> 00:35:27,749 I thought so. 596 00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:29,250 [ENGINE REVS] 597 00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:34,249 ROGER: Oh, no. 598 00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:36,550 - KIRKPATRICK: Yeah! - This is so cool. 599 00:35:40,650 --> 00:35:42,350 Toni, not my van! 600 00:35:42,450 --> 00:35:44,050 Come on, Toni! You're gonna regret this! 601 00:35:44,150 --> 00:35:46,450 I just got it fixed the other... no, Toni! 602 00:35:46,650 --> 00:35:48,149 Please don't do this to me! 603 00:35:48,150 --> 00:35:50,450 Oh, no, no! You're gonna regret it! 604 00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:52,450 Toni, I'm gonna kill you! Don't... 605 00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:54,250 Roger, come back here! 606 00:35:54,450 --> 00:35:55,949 Toni, don't do that to me! 607 00:35:55,950 --> 00:35:57,750 You got work to do. 608 00:35:57,950 --> 00:35:59,850 - No, Toni! - Get in here! 609 00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,749 WOMAN: Oh, there's my dinner! 610 00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:05,250 Boy, is she pissed. 611 00:36:05,450 --> 00:36:07,950 The exact phrase I was searching for. 612 00:36:08,290 --> 00:36:10,289 [LAUGHS] 613 00:36:10,290 --> 00:36:12,290 KIRKPATRICK: Go, baby! 614 00:36:18,150 --> 00:36:19,749 Jesus! 615 00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:21,550 You're one gutsy virgin. 616 00:36:21,790 --> 00:36:24,290 [TIRES SQUEAL] 617 00:36:27,290 --> 00:36:29,290 [ROCK MUSIC 618 00:36:46,850 --> 00:36:48,550 It's none of your business. 619 00:37:00,650 --> 00:37:02,450 "My dearest darling... 620 00:37:02,550 --> 00:37:04,149 "I love you more than yesterday... 621 00:37:04,150 --> 00:37:06,950 "and more than all of yesterday's tomorrows." 622 00:37:08,850 --> 00:37:12,650 "Nothing is as dear to me as are you"? 623 00:37:12,850 --> 00:37:15,550 Oh, Michael, this is dog-doo. 624 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:17,850 "Love is the flower of time... 625 00:37:18,050 --> 00:37:19,950 "and every petal that falls... 626 00:37:20,050 --> 00:37:22,550 "is an eternal moment without you"? 627 00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:26,250 Jesus, what'd you do, go to a greeting-card store? 628 00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:46,450 "I have finally found the courage... 629 00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:51,050 "to write you a letter." 630 00:37:57,050 --> 00:38:00,750 "You may never know... 631 00:38:00,950 --> 00:38:04,550 "who I am... 632 00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:08,250 "but that hasn't stopped you... 633 00:38:08,450 --> 00:38:11,350 "from giving me... 634 00:38:11,450 --> 00:38:13,950 "the greatest gift... 635 00:38:14,050 --> 00:38:16,550 "I've ever known." 636 00:38:20,150 --> 00:38:21,550 Idiot. 637 00:38:25,350 --> 00:38:31,450 "If for just one brief moment... 638 00:38:31,650 --> 00:38:37,650 "I could feel your lips against mine..." 639 00:38:37,950 --> 00:38:41,350 DEBORAH: "I would die a happy man." 640 00:38:41,450 --> 00:38:44,950 I'm in love. I think this is the most beautiful letter... 641 00:38:45,150 --> 00:38:47,350 I've ever read in my entire life. 642 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:50,050 It's even better than the one I got from Jimmy Wyatt. 643 00:38:50,150 --> 00:38:52,350 He was so in love with me. 644 00:38:52,450 --> 00:38:58,250 But this, this is so... You got to tell me who wrote it. 645 00:38:58,450 --> 00:38:59,650 I can't. 646 00:38:59,850 --> 00:39:02,950 - Toni, you're my best friend. - I am? 647 00:39:03,150 --> 00:39:05,150 Well, close enough. 648 00:39:05,350 --> 00:39:07,150 Goddamn it, tell me who wrote it. 649 00:39:07,350 --> 00:39:09,350 Debbie, I promised. I'm sorry. 650 00:39:09,550 --> 00:39:11,036 I hate you. 651 00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:14,550 - ELIZABETH: Anybody home? - In here, Mom! 652 00:39:16,550 --> 00:39:18,050 Hi, Toni. How are you? 653 00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:21,350 - Fine, Mrs. Fimple. How are you? - Good. Hi, sweetheart. 654 00:39:21,550 --> 00:39:22,750 Where's your father? 655 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,500 [SNORING] 656 00:39:24,550 --> 00:39:26,250 He pulled a night shift. 657 00:39:26,350 --> 00:39:29,950 The one night I don't teach. I can't stand it. 658 00:39:30,150 --> 00:39:32,350 Who wrote the fucking letter? 659 00:39:32,550 --> 00:39:34,350 I think it's time for me to go. 660 00:39:34,550 --> 00:39:36,550 Toni, how can you stand in the way? 661 00:39:36,650 --> 00:39:37,750 I could very possibly... 662 00:39:37,950 --> 00:39:40,450 be extremely in love with this person. 663 00:39:40,550 --> 00:39:43,150 I mean, he's obviously in love with me. 664 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:46,550 - Well, what about Steve? - Well, what about Steve? 665 00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:49,350 Well, Debbie, I heard that you were boffing his brains out. 666 00:39:49,450 --> 00:39:51,850 What? Who told you that? 667 00:39:51,950 --> 00:39:53,450 Do you know Roger? 668 00:39:53,550 --> 00:39:56,750 Works at the Dancing Burger, drives a beat-up van? 669 00:39:56,850 --> 00:39:59,050 Oh, that little shit. 670 00:39:59,150 --> 00:40:00,450 Well, anyway, you're going out with Steve. 671 00:40:00,550 --> 00:40:01,950 I thought that was pretty serious. 672 00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:05,950 How can anyone be serious about a stupid jock like... Steve! 673 00:40:06,050 --> 00:40:07,250 - Hi, Steve. - Ton. 674 00:40:07,350 --> 00:40:08,950 - Bye, Deb. - Hi, babe. 675 00:40:09,050 --> 00:40:10,550 Hi, Steve. 676 00:40:10,750 --> 00:40:13,001 That's my name, honey, don't wear it out. 677 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,540 [LAUGHS] 678 00:40:14,550 --> 00:40:18,250 Hey, how about a kiss for old Stevie, huh? 679 00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:21,050 Come and get it. 680 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:37,178 Is your old man home? 681 00:40:37,278 --> 00:40:38,080 [DOOR SLAMS OPEN] 682 00:40:39,021 --> 00:40:41,250 Take your hands off my daughter, fruitlips. 683 00:40:41,550 --> 00:40:43,650 Hi, Mr., uh, Lt. Fimple. 684 00:40:43,850 --> 00:40:45,050 How are you, sir? 685 00:40:45,150 --> 00:40:47,850 OK, Jocko. What about yourself? 686 00:40:47,950 --> 00:40:50,150 Holy shit. You're getting pretty big. 687 00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:53,050 What you curling these days besides your hair, handjob? 688 00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:54,449 Daddy. 689 00:40:54,450 --> 00:40:57,620 - One-fifteen, three sets of ten, sir. - [WHISTLES] 690 00:40:57,650 --> 00:40:59,750 - What's two and two? - Daddy! 691 00:40:59,850 --> 00:41:01,250 Just kidding, Steverino. 692 00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:05,850 - One more thing, loverboy. - Oh, God. 693 00:41:06,050 --> 00:41:08,750 You get her pregnant, I'll blow your dick off. 694 00:41:08,850 --> 00:41:10,050 Daddy! 695 00:41:12,550 --> 00:41:14,750 I want to die. 696 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,160 [HEART BEATING] 697 00:42:00,050 --> 00:42:03,250 - She really liked it, huh? - Yes, Michael. 698 00:42:03,350 --> 00:42:05,150 She really liked it. 699 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:07,650 Did she say, "I really like it"? 700 00:42:07,850 --> 00:42:09,350 Michael, she loved it, OK? 701 00:42:09,450 --> 00:42:12,050 She loved it. Whoa. 702 00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:14,350 I think I ought to write her another one. What do you think? 703 00:42:14,550 --> 00:42:16,350 You think I ought to write her another one? 704 00:42:43,550 --> 00:42:45,550 Jesus. 705 00:42:53,450 --> 00:42:56,450 Please, Toni, you got to tell me who this is. 706 00:42:58,150 --> 00:43:00,750 All right. You want to meet him tonight? 707 00:43:08,150 --> 00:43:09,650 - MICHAEL: Hello? - Hi, it's me. 708 00:43:09,850 --> 00:43:11,649 Do you want to meet her tonight? 709 00:43:11,650 --> 00:43:13,450 Tonight? You mean, "tonight" tonight? 710 00:43:13,550 --> 00:43:14,750 TONI: Tonight. 711 00:43:14,850 --> 00:43:17,550 Yeah, sure, OK. Does she know who I am? 712 00:43:17,750 --> 00:43:19,550 No. That's why she wants to meet you. 713 00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:25,750 - I'm ready. What time? - 8:00? McCambridge park? 714 00:43:25,950 --> 00:43:27,750 OK, thanks a lot, Toni. Thank you so much... 715 00:43:27,850 --> 00:43:29,550 and what do you think I should wear? 716 00:43:29,650 --> 00:43:32,150 A paper bag over your head. 717 00:43:32,350 --> 00:43:33,449 He's all yours. 718 00:43:33,450 --> 00:43:35,350 Oh, God! Thank you so much, Toni. 719 00:43:35,450 --> 00:43:37,950 You're really my best friend. 720 00:43:38,150 --> 00:43:41,050 What do you think I should wear? 721 00:43:41,150 --> 00:43:42,750 Something demure. 722 00:43:42,850 --> 00:43:46,450 Oh, Christian Demure. I got tons of her stuff. 723 00:45:15,750 --> 00:45:17,750 How are you? 724 00:45:17,850 --> 00:45:21,550 Look, Michael, I'm waiting for someone, OK? 725 00:45:21,850 --> 00:45:24,850 - So if you don't mind... - Yeah, well, it's me. 726 00:45:24,950 --> 00:45:27,750 - What's you? - I'm the one you're waiting for. 727 00:45:30,450 --> 00:45:33,650 Michael, I'm really not in the mood, OK? 728 00:45:33,950 --> 00:45:35,450 I wrote the letters. 729 00:45:37,350 --> 00:45:40,850 The ones Toni gave you. I wrote 'em. 730 00:45:41,050 --> 00:45:42,250 You? 731 00:45:47,350 --> 00:45:49,950 Holy shit. 732 00:45:55,350 --> 00:45:57,750 Last week when you kissed me... 733 00:45:57,950 --> 00:46:00,550 - I never thought that... - Neither did I. 734 00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:02,150 But that letter, George... 735 00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:04,050 I know, I know. It was so filled with emotion. 736 00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:07,150 - Oh, yes, it was. - Well, maybe we should... 737 00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:09,650 I don't know. Do you want to? 738 00:46:09,750 --> 00:46:12,150 Maybe we should just... 739 00:46:12,350 --> 00:46:15,050 have a cup of coffee. 740 00:46:16,450 --> 00:46:20,250 Coffee, that's good. 741 00:46:20,450 --> 00:46:22,450 That's very good. 742 00:46:22,550 --> 00:46:25,050 A cup of coffee, that's very good. 743 00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:27,450 Here. Let me carry those books. 744 00:46:27,550 --> 00:46:29,950 Oh. Thank you. 745 00:46:33,650 --> 00:46:36,050 I don't drink coffee. 746 00:46:39,150 --> 00:46:40,750 Neither do I. 747 00:46:49,950 --> 00:46:52,050 - Are you hungry? - Well, I am, yes. 748 00:46:52,290 --> 00:46:53,790 [CHATTERING] 749 00:46:58,150 --> 00:46:59,950 Oh, thank you, George. 750 00:47:03,850 --> 00:47:05,950 Ryan. 751 00:47:06,150 --> 00:47:08,850 George Ryan. 752 00:47:09,050 --> 00:47:12,290 - Lousy scumbag. - [ENGINE STARTS] 753 00:47:18,140 --> 00:47:20,190 BARRY: Do you believe this? 754 00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:21,850 No, I can't believe it. 755 00:47:21,950 --> 00:47:23,650 Well, I can't stand it. 756 00:47:23,850 --> 00:47:26,250 Oh, God, she's touching him! 757 00:47:26,350 --> 00:47:28,450 I'm gonna kill myself. 758 00:47:28,790 --> 00:47:30,290 ♪ What's a nice girl Like you ♪ 759 00:47:30,330 --> 00:47:31,829 ♪ Doin' in a place Like this? ♪ 760 00:47:31,830 --> 00:47:33,150 MANAGER: They're waitin' on a burger here. 761 00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:35,450 How did he get Deborah Anne Fimple? 762 00:47:35,550 --> 00:47:38,250 I don't know, but if Michael can get a date with her... 763 00:47:38,450 --> 00:47:42,250 I guess it's pretty obvious who's gonna be next in line. 764 00:47:42,450 --> 00:47:45,989 - Yeah, right. Oh, God. - [LAUGHS] 765 00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:50,950 I mean, I have never read anything like those letters. 766 00:47:51,150 --> 00:47:53,750 I just fell in love with them. 767 00:47:53,850 --> 00:47:57,950 Your feelings are so amazingly beautiful. 768 00:47:58,150 --> 00:47:59,850 And to be able to put them... 769 00:47:59,950 --> 00:48:02,150 and write them down on paper like that... 770 00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:05,950 I think you're a poet. 771 00:48:06,150 --> 00:48:08,250 What did you mean when you said... 772 00:48:08,450 --> 00:48:12,950 I'd given you the greatest gift you'd ever known? 773 00:48:13,150 --> 00:48:15,450 Well... 774 00:48:15,550 --> 00:48:20,650 naturally, I was referring to the whole giving concept. 775 00:48:20,950 --> 00:48:22,750 You know, the concept of giving. 776 00:48:25,850 --> 00:48:28,550 That's a wonderful concept. 777 00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:31,550 God, Michael. 778 00:48:31,650 --> 00:48:35,050 I just... well, you know. 779 00:48:35,150 --> 00:48:37,450 And this is like... 780 00:48:37,550 --> 00:48:38,850 I mean... 781 00:48:38,950 --> 00:48:42,650 what if you had never written those letters? 782 00:48:42,850 --> 00:48:44,650 I would be out with Steve tonight. 783 00:48:44,850 --> 00:48:46,550 Miguel, compadre, how you doin'? 784 00:48:46,650 --> 00:48:48,850 Do you get the chili burger... 785 00:48:48,950 --> 00:48:51,050 or does this one belong to the lovely lady? 786 00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:53,450 That goes to the lady, Rog. Thank you. 787 00:48:53,550 --> 00:48:56,050 Put it down, Roger. 788 00:49:04,850 --> 00:49:06,750 Debbie, you probably don't remember me... 789 00:49:06,850 --> 00:49:09,750 but I was in your biology class last year. 790 00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:14,550 My name's Roger, Roger Despard, Jr. 791 00:49:14,650 --> 00:49:16,350 I sat in the back. 792 00:49:19,050 --> 00:49:21,650 You remember me? 793 00:49:21,850 --> 00:49:25,950 Roger, do you drive a beat-up van? 794 00:49:26,150 --> 00:49:27,550 That's me! 795 00:49:29,350 --> 00:49:32,650 Put this in your big mouth, you lying little shit! 796 00:49:32,950 --> 00:49:35,950 ♪ Do you want to hear Just a little bit more? ♪ 797 00:49:35,992 --> 00:49:37,850 Nice goin', G.I. Joe. 798 00:49:37,950 --> 00:49:39,950 [LAUGHTER] 799 00:49:46,050 --> 00:49:48,650 People just shouldn't shoot their mouths off... 800 00:49:48,850 --> 00:49:51,650 about things they know absolutely nothing about. 801 00:49:51,850 --> 00:49:55,550 - What'd he say? - It's not important. 802 00:49:55,750 --> 00:49:58,750 He said I boffed Steve Powers' brains out. 803 00:49:58,950 --> 00:50:00,050 He did? 804 00:50:00,150 --> 00:50:03,150 - Yeah. Toni said he did. - Toni said he did? 805 00:50:06,750 --> 00:50:08,350 What's wrong? 806 00:50:08,550 --> 00:50:10,249 People just shouldn't shoot their mouths off... 807 00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:12,950 about things they don't know anything about. 808 00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:20,550 Michael, are you taking me to Kough Park? 809 00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:30,500 [TIRES SCREECHING] 810 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,500 [ENGINE STARTS] 811 00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,040 [CAR APPROACHING] 812 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:22,450 Great. 813 00:51:25,350 --> 00:51:27,750 I hate you, Michael. 814 00:51:29,850 --> 00:51:34,080 - I love you, Michael. - [INHALES] 815 00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,580 ELIZABETH: Ohh. 816 00:51:48,650 --> 00:51:53,050 You know, I haven't been up here since 1965. 817 00:51:53,250 --> 00:51:55,850 Yeah. It hasn't changed much. 818 00:51:56,050 --> 00:51:59,150 No, except now they know about birth control. 819 00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:01,050 Let's hope so. 820 00:52:07,550 --> 00:52:10,750 Are you ever sorry you didn't marry Ed? 821 00:52:13,250 --> 00:52:15,650 Everybody thought you two would get married... 822 00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:17,150 right after high school. 823 00:52:17,250 --> 00:52:20,650 No. Not after I met Lou. 824 00:52:20,950 --> 00:52:22,249 Lou was it for me. 825 00:52:22,250 --> 00:52:26,350 Yeah. That's pretty much the same for me and Connie. 826 00:52:26,550 --> 00:52:29,150 I like Connie. I like her very much. 827 00:52:29,350 --> 00:52:33,450 Yeah, she's great. She really is. And I like Lou. 828 00:52:33,750 --> 00:52:35,350 The thing about Lou... 829 00:52:36,950 --> 00:52:39,450 I mean, he's just not your average... 830 00:52:42,350 --> 00:52:44,350 I like Lou. 831 00:52:44,450 --> 00:52:46,250 Lou likes you, too. 832 00:52:47,950 --> 00:52:51,650 - [HEART BEATING] - I'll kill 'em. 833 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,000 [STARTS ENGINE] 834 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:12,750 - [HORN HONKS] - Turn on your lights, asshole! 835 00:53:30,500 --> 00:53:31,769 GIRL: Aah! 836 00:53:31,850 --> 00:53:33,750 What the hell are you doing? Hey, ass... 837 00:53:33,950 --> 00:53:37,750 - Oh. Hiya, Steve. - Have you seen Debbie? 838 00:53:37,850 --> 00:53:39,950 - Have you seen Debbie, Lynn? - No. 839 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:03,040 BOY: Hey! 840 00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,040 GIRL: Aah! 841 00:54:11,050 --> 00:54:12,950 Hey, what... hey! 842 00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:14,950 David, come back in here! 843 00:54:17,050 --> 00:54:19,450 Steve! Steve, I have been looking all over for you. 844 00:54:19,550 --> 00:54:21,849 - Out of my way, Toni. - What are you doing? 845 00:54:21,850 --> 00:54:23,949 - She's out with another guy. - GIRL: Oh, hi, Steve. 846 00:54:23,950 --> 00:54:25,950 I'm gonna find him and I'm gonna kick the shit out of him. 847 00:54:26,050 --> 00:54:27,250 Steve, forget Debbie. 848 00:54:27,450 --> 00:54:29,250 There's lots of other girls out there... 849 00:54:29,450 --> 00:54:31,149 who would treat you a lot better than Debbie does. 850 00:54:31,150 --> 00:54:33,350 - Yeah? Like who? - Like me. 851 00:54:35,580 --> 00:54:37,580 [PANTING] 852 00:54:37,650 --> 00:54:39,450 Can't you, uh... 853 00:54:39,550 --> 00:54:42,750 can't you feel my heart pounding? 854 00:54:44,950 --> 00:54:47,550 Yeah. You got a pretty big heart there. 855 00:54:47,750 --> 00:54:51,450 You, uh... you wanna go somewhere? 856 00:54:58,350 --> 00:55:00,750 Yeah, sure. Why not? 857 00:55:00,850 --> 00:55:03,550 My car's right over there. 858 00:55:03,650 --> 00:55:04,850 Let's go. 859 00:55:07,050 --> 00:55:09,550 You know something, Ton? 860 00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:11,350 I have always liked you. 861 00:55:13,250 --> 00:55:17,120 - All the classes were over an hour ago. - [TIRES SCREECHING] 862 00:55:18,250 --> 00:55:20,950 Oh, I think my husband just got home. 863 00:55:21,150 --> 00:55:23,050 Thank you very much. 864 00:55:24,620 --> 00:55:26,620 [DOORBELL RINGS] 865 00:55:27,450 --> 00:55:29,250 - Lou. - Connie, we have to talk... 866 00:55:29,450 --> 00:55:31,450 but first you gotta promise me you're gonna be strong. 867 00:55:31,650 --> 00:55:34,650 We both have to be strong. 868 00:55:34,750 --> 00:55:36,450 It's about George. 869 00:55:37,660 --> 00:55:41,550 - [CRYING] - Bastards. 870 00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:45,350 We shouldn't be here. 871 00:55:45,450 --> 00:55:49,080 ELIZABETH: George, we shouldn't be here. 872 00:55:49,250 --> 00:55:53,150 - We're happily married. - You're right. 873 00:55:59,050 --> 00:56:01,450 Please don't stare at me like that. 874 00:56:01,550 --> 00:56:03,150 I can't help it, I can't help it. 875 00:56:03,250 --> 00:56:04,350 You're so beautiful. 876 00:56:04,550 --> 00:56:06,750 I've wanted you ever since I first saw you... 877 00:56:06,850 --> 00:56:09,250 in your drill-team uniform. 878 00:56:09,350 --> 00:56:15,050 George, why didn't you do anything about it then? 879 00:56:15,250 --> 00:56:17,650 Because... 880 00:56:17,850 --> 00:56:19,850 Because I was a chickenshit. 881 00:56:26,950 --> 00:56:29,250 - Oh, my God! - I knew it. What? 882 00:56:29,450 --> 00:56:31,150 - Oh, my God! - What... I'm sorry. 883 00:56:31,350 --> 00:56:34,450 My daughter is in the next car. 884 00:56:34,620 --> 00:56:36,450 ELIZABETH: Ohh. 885 00:56:36,550 --> 00:56:40,950 Oh, my God. Oh, God, oh, God. So is my son. 886 00:56:41,250 --> 00:56:42,750 - George, George. - What? 887 00:56:42,850 --> 00:56:44,250 We have to get out of here right now. 888 00:56:44,350 --> 00:56:47,350 - OK, let's go. - Do you think they saw us? 889 00:56:47,450 --> 00:56:48,750 I don't know. 890 00:56:48,950 --> 00:56:51,550 - Hurry, George. - Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God! 891 00:56:51,650 --> 00:56:54,450 George, George, George, hurry. 892 00:56:56,460 --> 00:57:00,050 [CONNIE SOBBING] Oh, Lou, I can't believe this. 893 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:03,550 It's OK, baby. We're gonna put a stop to this right now. 894 00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:15,660 [TIRES SQUEAL] 895 00:57:22,750 --> 00:57:23,849 Shit! We missed them. 896 00:57:23,850 --> 00:57:26,050 They were right here in this spot! Damn it! 897 00:57:27,750 --> 00:57:29,450 You OK, Con? 898 00:57:29,650 --> 00:57:33,250 Oh, Louis, what are we gonna do? 899 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,050 I don't know, baby. I... 900 00:57:37,550 --> 00:57:38,950 don't know. 901 00:57:44,250 --> 00:57:47,550 You know, I haven't been up here since 1965. 902 00:57:49,350 --> 00:57:51,650 Hasn't changed much. 903 00:57:56,850 --> 00:57:58,350 After you. 904 00:58:28,550 --> 00:58:30,650 So... 905 00:58:30,750 --> 00:58:33,150 this is where you live, huh? 906 00:58:34,650 --> 00:58:37,850 Usually you gotta be a junior to have a room like this. 907 00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:41,649 Hey, you want a beer? 908 00:58:41,650 --> 00:58:43,550 Oh, no, thanks. 909 00:58:47,750 --> 00:58:48,750 [GASPS] 910 00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:58,150 You got some kind of birth control with you... 911 00:58:58,250 --> 00:58:59,750 or do you want me to wear a rubber? 912 00:59:02,750 --> 00:59:05,050 Steve, is there a bathroom around here? 913 00:59:05,150 --> 00:59:08,050 I've got something with me. 914 00:59:08,150 --> 00:59:09,650 Yeah, right there. 915 00:59:23,450 --> 00:59:27,150 Yeah, Steve, wear a rubber... Wear it over your face. 916 00:59:42,050 --> 00:59:45,150 Oh, shit. 917 00:59:45,350 --> 00:59:47,550 Can you hear me in there, Toni? 918 00:59:47,650 --> 00:59:50,250 I think you better wait a minute. 919 00:59:58,550 --> 01:00:02,050 Look, Toni, I don't think this is gonna work. 920 01:00:02,150 --> 01:00:04,650 I mean, I like you, I think you're a very nice person... 921 01:00:04,750 --> 01:00:08,350 but, I mean, it just doesn't feel right. 922 01:00:10,250 --> 01:00:13,550 I mean, I'm in love with Debbie. 923 01:00:13,750 --> 01:00:16,350 And I wish I wasn't, but I am. 924 01:00:17,950 --> 01:00:20,150 I mean, hell, I got feelings, too. 925 01:00:22,150 --> 01:00:25,650 But I just don't think that you and I should... 926 01:00:25,850 --> 01:00:29,550 you know, I just don't think that you and I should, uh... 927 01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:31,850 I mean, I just don't think we should. 928 01:00:33,870 --> 01:00:34,750 [CHUCKLES] 929 01:00:34,850 --> 01:00:37,150 Unless, of course, you really had your heart set on it... 930 01:00:37,250 --> 01:00:40,350 because, you know, I can understand that, too, Ton. 931 01:00:40,870 --> 01:00:42,870 [KNOCKING] 932 01:00:48,550 --> 01:00:51,650 How could they do this to us? 933 01:00:51,950 --> 01:00:54,550 You'd be surprised what people can do, Connie. 934 01:00:54,650 --> 01:00:56,550 I see it every day. 935 01:00:56,750 --> 01:00:59,550 Sometimes I find myself saying to myself... 936 01:00:59,650 --> 01:01:02,450 "Lou, how can people do the things they do?" 937 01:01:02,650 --> 01:01:03,950 I guess they're just... 938 01:01:04,050 --> 01:01:07,650 They're... they're just plain weak, Connie. 939 01:01:07,750 --> 01:01:08,950 I sure never thought Liz was. 940 01:01:09,050 --> 01:01:13,450 I mean, twenty years, and I never cheated on her once. 941 01:01:13,750 --> 01:01:15,649 I never even looked at another man. 942 01:01:15,650 --> 01:01:19,250 First, I wanted to kill 'em... My wife and my friend. 943 01:01:19,450 --> 01:01:22,050 My husband and my friend. 944 01:01:22,250 --> 01:01:25,250 What the hell we gonna do, Connie? 945 01:01:25,450 --> 01:01:26,650 Fuck 'em. 946 01:01:40,450 --> 01:01:43,350 - [GASPS] - Oh, God, yes! 947 01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:45,850 Oh, Liz hardly ever does that anymore. 948 01:01:45,950 --> 01:01:48,650 My son's in the next car! 949 01:01:48,750 --> 01:01:51,150 Holy shit! He's with my daughter! 950 01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:52,950 Oh, my God, Lou, what are you doing? 951 01:01:53,050 --> 01:01:54,750 Get back in here. Want them to see us? 952 01:01:54,950 --> 01:01:57,650 Get in here! Get down! 953 01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:01,750 We gotta get out of here. 954 01:02:01,950 --> 01:02:03,450 [STARTS ENGINE] 955 01:02:19,850 --> 01:02:21,550 I don't mean to be a tease... 956 01:02:21,750 --> 01:02:23,049 but this is the first time we've been together... 957 01:02:23,050 --> 01:02:26,050 and I don't think it's right this soon. 958 01:02:26,150 --> 01:02:28,850 Right. Right, it's too soon. 959 01:02:29,150 --> 01:02:31,950 - Would you hand me my bra? - Yeah, sure. 960 01:02:37,830 --> 01:02:39,330 [BRAKES SCREECH] 961 01:02:58,750 --> 01:03:00,650 Oh, thank God. 962 01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:08,950 He's not here. 963 01:03:09,150 --> 01:03:11,550 Son of a bitch. 964 01:03:11,650 --> 01:03:13,150 Thanks, Lou. 965 01:03:29,450 --> 01:03:32,750 Holy shit! 966 01:03:32,870 --> 01:03:35,850 - [AIR HORN HONKING] - You rotten, low-life, son of a bitch! 967 01:03:37,370 --> 01:03:39,350 - [LOUD CRASH] - Oh, my God. 968 01:03:40,370 --> 01:03:41,370 [KNUCKLES CRACK] 969 01:03:41,371 --> 01:03:44,370 [EXHALES] 970 01:03:44,450 --> 01:03:46,050 You know, I have never gone out... 971 01:03:46,150 --> 01:03:48,050 with a guy in my own grade before. 972 01:03:48,150 --> 01:03:50,750 Yeah, neither have I. 973 01:03:50,850 --> 01:03:52,550 How old are you? 974 01:03:52,650 --> 01:03:54,850 Seventy-one, seventy-two. 975 01:03:55,050 --> 01:03:59,150 You know, I can't remember. I'm getting so old. 976 01:03:59,350 --> 01:04:00,949 You're sixteen, aren't you? 977 01:04:00,950 --> 01:04:03,050 Well, if you wanna get absolutely technical... 978 01:04:03,150 --> 01:04:06,150 Oh, God! I'm a cradle robber. 979 01:04:06,250 --> 01:04:09,550 Well, come on. I'm gonna be 17 a week from Saturday. 980 01:04:09,850 --> 01:04:12,350 Really? A week from Saturday? 981 01:04:12,550 --> 01:04:14,550 Yeah. That's a very big day for me. 982 01:04:14,650 --> 01:04:17,450 From then on out, it's adios, diapers. 983 01:04:17,550 --> 01:04:19,550 Bonjour, rubber pants. 984 01:04:19,910 --> 01:04:23,850 - [CAR CLANKING NEARBY] - Oh, shit. There's daddy. 985 01:04:25,350 --> 01:04:26,750 Call me tomorrow? 986 01:04:28,550 --> 01:04:29,650 Promise? 987 01:04:31,150 --> 01:04:33,250 - I had a great time. - Yeah. 988 01:04:34,650 --> 01:04:36,350 Really. 989 01:04:53,850 --> 01:04:55,850 Lyin' bastard, son of a bitch. 990 01:04:55,950 --> 01:04:57,850 That scumbag piece of shit. 991 01:04:57,950 --> 01:04:59,649 Good evening, Mr. Fimple. 992 01:04:59,650 --> 01:05:01,050 Fuck you. 993 01:05:04,950 --> 01:05:06,580 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 994 01:05:09,750 --> 01:05:12,350 Hi, Ton. It's Debbie. You gotta help me. 995 01:05:12,450 --> 01:05:13,749 It's Michael's birthday Saturday... 996 01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:15,350 and I wanna give him a party. 997 01:05:15,450 --> 01:05:18,350 Your parents are still out of town, aren't they? 998 01:05:18,450 --> 01:05:21,450 Well, I was wondering if we could have it at your house. 999 01:05:21,550 --> 01:05:23,950 It won't be a big one, and I will take care of everything. 1000 01:05:24,150 --> 01:05:25,650 - I promise you. - No. 1001 01:05:25,750 --> 01:05:27,750 Oh, Toni, please? 1002 01:05:27,950 --> 01:05:30,950 You know I can't have it here. You know how my dad is. 1003 01:05:31,050 --> 01:05:32,850 Plus they're having bridge club that night. 1004 01:05:32,950 --> 01:05:35,050 Debbie, I can't. I promised my parents. 1005 01:05:35,250 --> 01:05:37,950 Oh, please, Toni? Please, please, please? 1006 01:05:38,050 --> 01:05:39,650 You won't even have to give him a present. 1007 01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:41,550 Your house will be the present. 1008 01:05:41,650 --> 01:05:45,650 He's taking me out tonight, and I want to be able to tell him. 1009 01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:48,950 Oh, you gotta say yes. I'm in love. 1010 01:05:49,150 --> 01:05:51,250 Oh, please? 1011 01:05:51,350 --> 01:05:53,049 Oh, all right. 1012 01:05:53,050 --> 01:05:54,350 Thanks, Ton. 1013 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,040 [SIGHS] 1014 01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:09,350 You look great. 1015 01:06:09,550 --> 01:06:10,850 I hope so. 1016 01:06:14,250 --> 01:06:17,150 I cannot believe how much money I spent shopping today. 1017 01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:19,150 I saw this great movie last night. 1018 01:06:19,250 --> 01:06:21,650 I must've gone to every single store in the city. 1019 01:06:21,750 --> 01:06:23,450 I must've walked at least ten miles. 1020 01:06:23,650 --> 01:06:25,750 And then I found the most darling boutique... 1021 01:06:25,850 --> 01:06:27,250 you've ever seen in your life. 1022 01:06:27,350 --> 01:06:28,850 Actually, that's where I got these gloves. 1023 01:06:28,950 --> 01:06:31,150 But they had the most darling accessories... 1024 01:06:31,250 --> 01:06:33,650 and jewelry you would die for. 1025 01:06:33,750 --> 01:06:35,950 These earrings I saw came down to about here... 1026 01:06:36,150 --> 01:06:38,950 with rhinestones and pearls. I should've gotten them. 1027 01:06:39,150 --> 01:06:41,950 I think I'll go back for them. But then I went to I. Magnin's. 1028 01:06:42,050 --> 01:06:44,050 I mean, they have absolutely everything... 1029 01:06:44,150 --> 01:06:47,650 and I bought the greatest dress. God, it is so beautiful. 1030 01:06:47,950 --> 01:06:49,750 It's got all this taffeta with little pleats. 1031 01:06:49,950 --> 01:06:52,850 Comes down to right about here. The shoes were the killer. 1032 01:06:53,050 --> 01:06:55,150 Took me forever to find a pair that would go with it. 1033 01:06:55,250 --> 01:06:57,650 I went to Capezio's, Jourdan's, Bullocks... 1034 01:06:57,750 --> 01:06:59,950 and then I finally found these at Henshaws... 1035 01:07:00,150 --> 01:07:01,649 and they go with everything, just about. 1036 01:07:01,650 --> 01:07:04,350 Those are great. And I love that top. 1037 01:07:04,550 --> 01:07:07,150 Oh, this old thing? I got this weeks ago. 1038 01:07:07,250 --> 01:07:09,650 Boy, was that a day. Unbelievable. 1039 01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:12,750 Must've walked fifteen miles that day. 1040 01:07:12,950 --> 01:07:14,250 There's a lot more to shopping... 1041 01:07:14,450 --> 01:07:16,650 than just going out and buying stuff. 1042 01:07:19,250 --> 01:07:20,750 I mean, not only do you have to know where to go... 1043 01:07:20,850 --> 01:07:22,350 but you have to know when to go. 1044 01:07:22,450 --> 01:07:24,950 Day after Christmas is the best day of the whole year. 1045 01:07:25,050 --> 01:07:26,150 And that's when you get all the best deals. 1046 01:07:26,350 --> 01:07:29,750 You can get a whole new wardrobe for half price. 1047 01:07:29,950 --> 01:07:32,150 Last year, I... who is it? 1048 01:07:34,850 --> 01:07:37,250 Now, take Toni, for instance. 1049 01:07:37,350 --> 01:07:39,350 I like Toni a lot. Don't get me wrong. 1050 01:07:39,550 --> 01:07:42,050 She does not know the first thing about clothes. 1051 01:07:42,250 --> 01:07:44,150 I mean, she could be so much more attractive... 1052 01:07:44,250 --> 01:07:47,550 if she just paid a little more attention to what she wore. 1053 01:07:47,750 --> 01:07:49,950 Boy, I am so hungry. 1054 01:07:50,050 --> 01:07:51,750 I must've walked twenty miles today. 1055 01:07:51,950 --> 01:07:54,750 Well, they say food is a substitute for a lack of sex. 1056 01:07:57,550 --> 01:07:59,250 Did you see Doctor Zhivago last night? 1057 01:07:59,350 --> 01:08:00,850 IYeah! That was the movie I saw. 1058 01:08:00,950 --> 01:08:02,549 I loved the part where Rod Steiger... 1059 01:08:02,550 --> 01:08:03,750 It was the best ever. 1060 01:08:03,850 --> 01:08:06,950 I mean, Julie Christie's clothes are un... 1061 01:08:07,050 --> 01:08:09,350 Fuck! Shit! Goddamn it! 1062 01:08:09,450 --> 01:08:11,450 Fucking shit! These are my brand-new pants... 1063 01:08:11,650 --> 01:08:14,250 and I cannot fucking believe I did this! 1064 01:08:14,350 --> 01:08:16,050 Fucking shit! 1065 01:08:16,150 --> 01:08:18,150 I have to go to the bathroom. Would you get me some club soda? 1066 01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:21,150 Excuse me! Fucking shit! 1067 01:08:21,250 --> 01:08:22,350 Damn it! 1068 01:08:28,250 --> 01:08:31,250 Can I have some club soda, please? 1069 01:08:31,450 --> 01:08:33,450 - Anything else? - No. 1070 01:08:33,650 --> 01:08:34,950 What'd you do to Debbie? 1071 01:08:35,150 --> 01:08:36,950 She spilled something on her pants. 1072 01:08:37,050 --> 01:08:38,949 - Tragedy. - No kidding. 1073 01:08:38,950 --> 01:08:40,650 Fifty cents. 1074 01:08:45,650 --> 01:08:47,550 Aw, that little shit! 1075 01:08:47,650 --> 01:08:50,650 Toni, can I borrow some money, please? 1076 01:08:50,750 --> 01:08:51,950 Sure. 1077 01:08:55,050 --> 01:08:57,350 Thanks. I'll pay you back. I promise. 1078 01:08:57,450 --> 01:08:58,550 Forget it. 1079 01:09:00,450 --> 01:09:02,350 I'll see you Saturday. 1080 01:09:09,650 --> 01:09:11,550 Hi. Excuse me. Could you do me a favor? 1081 01:09:11,650 --> 01:09:14,550 Did you see a girl go in there with a stain on her pants? 1082 01:09:14,620 --> 01:09:17,750 DEBBIE: Where's the goddamned club soda? 1083 01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:26,660 [ENGINE STOPS] 1084 01:09:27,650 --> 01:09:29,550 I'm sorry, Michael. 1085 01:09:29,650 --> 01:09:31,550 I guess I wasn't much fun tonight. 1086 01:09:31,650 --> 01:09:33,650 No, it's OK. I had a lot of fun. 1087 01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:37,650 I'll make it up to you on your birthday. 1088 01:09:40,750 --> 01:09:42,150 I promise. 1089 01:10:10,050 --> 01:10:12,050 You're probably asking yourself right now... 1090 01:10:12,150 --> 01:10:14,150 why your younger and much smaller brother... 1091 01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:15,350 is apparently borrowing money from you. 1092 01:10:15,450 --> 01:10:17,150 You little shit! 1093 01:10:17,250 --> 01:10:19,150 But, Mike! Mike, don't do it! 1094 01:10:19,250 --> 01:10:21,349 - Mike! Mom! - Give me the money. 1095 01:10:21,350 --> 01:10:23,450 Here. Take it. What are you gonna do? 1096 01:10:23,550 --> 01:10:26,250 Not in mom's rosebushes! 1097 01:11:05,750 --> 01:11:07,250 [RING] 1098 01:11:09,250 --> 01:11:11,650 - Hello. - Hello, Liz. 1099 01:11:11,750 --> 01:11:14,550 It's... it's George. Can you talk? 1100 01:11:14,750 --> 01:11:16,150 I can talk. 1101 01:11:16,250 --> 01:11:20,150 Oh, God, your voice sounds so beautiful over the phone. 1102 01:11:22,250 --> 01:11:24,550 I've been thinking about you all week, too. 1103 01:11:24,850 --> 01:11:27,950 Well, me, too, George. 1104 01:11:28,150 --> 01:11:29,549 But, I just... look, Liz... 1105 01:11:29,550 --> 01:11:31,350 I just don't know how it's gonna work. 1106 01:11:31,450 --> 01:11:34,550 I mean, I just don't know how it's gonna work. 1107 01:11:34,850 --> 01:11:38,150 It can't. It can't. I like Connie too much. 1108 01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:39,650 God, and I like Lou. 1109 01:11:39,850 --> 01:11:42,450 And we're just not these kind of people, George. 1110 01:11:42,550 --> 01:11:45,650 Oh, God. I know. Jesus. Sometimes I wish we were. 1111 01:11:45,750 --> 01:11:47,650 I know. I know. 1112 01:11:47,850 --> 01:11:49,750 So... 1113 01:11:51,450 --> 01:11:53,350 So that's it then. 1114 01:11:53,450 --> 01:11:56,250 We're doing the right thing, George. 1115 01:11:56,550 --> 01:11:58,450 Yeah, yeah. I know. I know we are. 1116 01:11:58,550 --> 01:12:00,850 Well, then I'll... 1117 01:12:03,150 --> 01:12:05,650 I'll see you around sometime. 1118 01:12:07,350 --> 01:12:08,950 I'll see you Saturday. 1119 01:12:09,050 --> 01:12:12,750 Goddamn! OK, Liz, if you're willing to take a chance... 1120 01:12:12,850 --> 01:12:14,050 so am I. Goddamn it! 1121 01:12:14,150 --> 01:12:16,750 I'll meet you Saturday any place, any time. 1122 01:12:16,850 --> 01:12:18,650 No, George! It's bridge club Saturday. 1123 01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:21,250 You and Connie are coming to our house. 1124 01:12:23,850 --> 01:12:25,950 Holy shit. 1125 01:12:27,050 --> 01:12:28,750 Bridge... bridge club? 1126 01:12:28,850 --> 01:12:32,650 It's OK. It's OK, George. We didn't do anything. 1127 01:12:32,850 --> 01:12:34,250 Well... 1128 01:12:36,850 --> 01:12:38,750 Saturday. See you then. 1129 01:12:44,870 --> 01:12:47,370 [RING] 1130 01:12:52,050 --> 01:12:53,850 Lieutenant Fimple, vice. 1131 01:12:53,950 --> 01:12:55,550 I can't go through with it, Lou. 1132 01:12:57,250 --> 01:12:58,650 Neither can I, Con. 1133 01:12:58,750 --> 01:13:02,250 We're just not like them. I've given it a lot of thought. 1134 01:13:02,450 --> 01:13:04,249 Something inside me keeps saying... 1135 01:13:04,250 --> 01:13:06,150 "Hey, Fimple, what the hell you think you're doing? 1136 01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:07,950 "You got a wife and kid. You're a detective. 1137 01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:09,249 "Isn't that supposed to mean something?" 1138 01:13:09,250 --> 01:13:11,050 Sure it does, but that doesn't mean... 1139 01:13:11,150 --> 01:13:12,950 I don't think you're an attractive woman, Connie. 1140 01:13:13,050 --> 01:13:15,050 You are. A damn attractive woman. 1141 01:13:15,150 --> 01:13:17,050 If this thing inside me weren't saying what it was saying... 1142 01:13:17,150 --> 01:13:18,449 I'd be saying something else right now. 1143 01:13:18,450 --> 01:13:21,750 Lou, shut up. I'm talking about Saturday night. 1144 01:13:21,950 --> 01:13:24,950 OK, fuck 'em. They're doing it to us, we'll do it to them. 1145 01:13:25,050 --> 01:13:27,050 Saturday's fine by me. Where do you wanna meet? 1146 01:13:27,150 --> 01:13:28,749 Lou, I'm talking about bridge club! 1147 01:13:28,750 --> 01:13:31,350 Bridge club is Saturday night! We're having it at your house! 1148 01:13:31,650 --> 01:13:33,450 You and me, him and her, all together... 1149 01:13:33,550 --> 01:13:35,950 at the same house at the same time! 1150 01:13:36,050 --> 01:13:39,850 Bridge club. Right. That'd be the perfect time... 1151 01:13:40,150 --> 01:13:42,950 to blow this whole thing wide open. 1152 01:13:46,910 --> 01:13:48,910 [LOUD ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC 1153 01:13:56,150 --> 01:13:58,050 Having a good time? 1154 01:13:58,150 --> 01:13:59,550 Yeah, it's great. 1155 01:13:59,650 --> 01:14:01,850 You can't imagine how much work it is... 1156 01:14:01,950 --> 01:14:04,150 putting one of these things together. 1157 01:14:04,350 --> 01:14:06,550 I really appreciate it. 1158 01:14:06,650 --> 01:14:09,150 You know, Toni, this whole thing's kinda weird. 1159 01:14:09,350 --> 01:14:11,650 You know, Debbie and Michael going out. 1160 01:14:11,850 --> 01:14:15,150 She's always going out with these guys from college. 1161 01:14:15,350 --> 01:14:16,949 Now she's throwing him this big party... 1162 01:14:16,950 --> 01:14:19,850 and, you know, for a present, I heard she's gonna... 1163 01:14:19,950 --> 01:14:21,650 Oh, boy. 1164 01:14:21,850 --> 01:14:23,350 She's gonna what? 1165 01:14:23,450 --> 01:14:26,650 What's she gonna give Michael? 1166 01:14:26,850 --> 01:14:30,350 Look, if I tell you, you gotta promise not to tell anybody. 1167 01:14:30,550 --> 01:14:32,149 Oh, I don't care. Forget it. 1168 01:14:32,150 --> 01:14:34,650 All right, I'll go ahead and tell you. 1169 01:14:34,950 --> 01:14:37,250 Later tonight, she's gonna... 1170 01:14:37,450 --> 01:14:39,250 Well, they're gonna do it. 1171 01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:41,950 She's gonna go all the way with him. Some present, huh? 1172 01:14:51,250 --> 01:14:54,450 Wow. Wish it was my birthday. 1173 01:14:54,750 --> 01:14:55,850 All right! 1174 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:57,500 [WHISTLING] 1175 01:15:00,750 --> 01:15:02,550 Make a wish. 1176 01:15:05,750 --> 01:15:07,050 All right! 1177 01:15:08,350 --> 01:15:09,750 Speech! Speech! 1178 01:15:09,950 --> 01:15:11,750 Speech for Michael. 1179 01:15:11,850 --> 01:15:13,049 [IMITATING STEVE WONDER] Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. 1180 01:15:13,050 --> 01:15:15,050 I'd just like to thank Mr. Quincy Jones. 1181 01:15:31,700 --> 01:15:35,200 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 1182 01:15:36,450 --> 01:15:40,250 That is what I call having your cake and eating it, too. 1183 01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:43,200 [DOOR CLOSES] 1184 01:15:45,700 --> 01:15:46,700 MAN: Yeah. 1185 01:15:46,701 --> 01:15:49,250 LOU: Ha! We win, you lose. 1186 01:15:49,350 --> 01:15:53,150 LIZ: OK, winners move up, losers move down. 1187 01:16:10,250 --> 01:16:13,050 Well, here we all are. 1188 01:16:14,750 --> 01:16:16,750 GEORGE: Uh, at the winner's table. 1189 01:16:16,850 --> 01:16:18,650 I guess we're all doing pretty well tonight. 1190 01:16:21,050 --> 01:16:22,650 Yeah, I guess so. 1191 01:16:46,550 --> 01:16:49,850 Elizabeth, you've really outdone yourself on the affairs. 1192 01:16:50,290 --> 01:16:51,290 [SHRIEKS] 1193 01:16:51,450 --> 01:16:53,450 On the hors d'oeuvres! 1194 01:16:53,790 --> 01:16:54,790 [SOBBING] 1195 01:16:54,790 --> 01:16:55,790 GEORGE: The... the... 1196 01:16:55,850 --> 01:16:57,050 You lying piece of shit! 1197 01:16:57,250 --> 01:16:59,450 What'd I say? Wait a minute! I said hors d'oeuvres! 1198 01:16:59,650 --> 01:17:01,750 - You said affairs! - LIZ: Lou, for God's sake! 1199 01:17:01,950 --> 01:17:03,149 I meant hors d'oeuvres! 1200 01:17:03,150 --> 01:17:05,350 LOU: Oh, yeah? It isn't what you said! 1201 01:17:07,290 --> 01:17:09,290 [WAILING] 1202 01:17:09,350 --> 01:17:11,350 I don't know what I said! I was being polite! 1203 01:17:11,450 --> 01:17:13,950 Polite? I'll show you polite! 1204 01:17:15,290 --> 01:17:17,290 [SCREAMING] 1205 01:17:23,850 --> 01:17:25,150 All right! Break it up! 1206 01:17:28,830 --> 01:17:30,329 [CLANG] 1207 01:17:30,330 --> 01:17:31,830 [CLANG] 1208 01:17:34,350 --> 01:17:36,250 Stop it, Lou! 1209 01:17:38,830 --> 01:17:40,330 [GRUNTING] 1210 01:17:46,550 --> 01:17:50,450 Can you imagine what they are doing right now? 1211 01:17:53,250 --> 01:17:55,050 Unbelievable. 1212 01:18:01,750 --> 01:18:03,650 Now, Michael. 1213 01:18:03,750 --> 01:18:05,650 Now. 1214 01:18:06,850 --> 01:18:09,250 - Ow! - What's the matter? 1215 01:18:09,350 --> 01:18:10,550 Nothing. 1216 01:18:12,650 --> 01:18:15,870 - Move down a bit. - [GRUNTS] 1217 01:18:19,850 --> 01:18:21,750 - Debbie, what's wrong? - It hurts. 1218 01:18:21,850 --> 01:18:23,750 - What do you want me to do? - Do it right. 1219 01:18:23,950 --> 01:18:26,250 I thought I was. 1220 01:18:26,350 --> 01:18:29,250 Here. Try again. 1221 01:18:34,550 --> 01:18:37,850 - This isn't gonna work. - Yes, it is. 1222 01:18:37,950 --> 01:18:40,250 - Try it again. - I don't want to. 1223 01:18:43,410 --> 01:18:44,910 [SIGHS] 1224 01:18:47,450 --> 01:18:49,650 What are our friends gonna think if we don't do it? 1225 01:18:49,750 --> 01:18:51,650 I don't give a shit what they think. 1226 01:18:51,850 --> 01:18:55,650 Well, I do. I told a lot of people about this. 1227 01:19:03,950 --> 01:19:06,250 Michael, when you get down there... 1228 01:19:06,450 --> 01:19:08,750 you act like it was the best experience you've ever had. 1229 01:19:08,850 --> 01:19:12,650 I don't want anyone to know about this... ever. 1230 01:19:17,410 --> 01:19:20,850 - BOY: Hey, guys, look who's back. - SECOND BOY: Whoa. Wait a sec. 1231 01:19:22,550 --> 01:19:24,650 Thank you all for making Michael's birthday... 1232 01:19:24,750 --> 01:19:26,449 such a fabulous success. 1233 01:19:26,450 --> 01:19:27,550 No problem. 1234 01:19:30,850 --> 01:19:32,850 Thanks, Toni. 1235 01:20:03,750 --> 01:20:05,249 LIZ: Don't tell me what we did! 1236 01:20:05,250 --> 01:20:07,750 I know what we did, and we didn't do anything! 1237 01:20:07,850 --> 01:20:10,050 LOU: Don't tell me what you didn't do because I know! 1238 01:20:10,250 --> 01:20:11,750 Oh, I suppose you were there? 1239 01:20:11,950 --> 01:20:13,550 As a matter of fact, I was! 1240 01:20:13,650 --> 01:20:17,050 What are you talking about? What do you mean you were there? 1241 01:20:17,150 --> 01:20:20,150 Since when did you start spying on people? 1242 01:20:20,250 --> 01:20:23,650 Since always! It's my job! I'm a cop! 1243 01:20:30,150 --> 01:20:33,050 - CONNIE: No, I don't wanna hear it! - GEORGE: But I didn't... 1244 01:20:33,250 --> 01:20:34,450 I don't wanna talk about it! 1245 01:20:34,550 --> 01:20:37,050 That is a great idea, because there's nothing to talk about! 1246 01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:39,150 That's right! There's nothing more to talk about! 1247 01:20:39,250 --> 01:20:41,650 - I want a divorce! - What? Damn you. 1248 01:20:41,750 --> 01:20:43,450 You're out of control now. You've lost your mind. 1249 01:20:43,550 --> 01:20:46,150 I can't believe you're doing this to me. After 20 years... 1250 01:20:46,350 --> 01:20:48,050 Goddamn it! I didn't do anything to you! 1251 01:20:48,150 --> 01:20:49,549 How many times do I have to say that? 1252 01:20:49,550 --> 01:20:51,450 Until you find somebody dumb enough to believe it! 1253 01:20:51,550 --> 01:20:54,150 Damn it, I'm telling you the truth. Nothing happened. 1254 01:20:54,350 --> 01:20:55,750 Oh, nothing. 1255 01:20:55,850 --> 01:20:58,750 "When I look at you, I can't take my eyes off you." 1256 01:20:58,850 --> 01:21:00,250 I don't call that nothing. 1257 01:21:00,350 --> 01:21:04,650 "I long to have your arms around me and feel your body." 1258 01:21:04,950 --> 01:21:06,549 Look, I didn't write that letter. 1259 01:21:06,550 --> 01:21:09,150 Jesus christ, Mom! What are you doing with my letter? 1260 01:21:09,450 --> 01:21:10,650 I can't believe this! 1261 01:21:10,750 --> 01:21:13,750 Doesn't anybody have any privacy around here anymore? 1262 01:21:13,850 --> 01:21:14,950 Your letter? 1263 01:21:15,050 --> 01:21:17,750 I got it on the last day of school. Is that OKwith you? 1264 01:21:17,850 --> 01:21:19,750 Can you stay out of my stuff? 1265 01:21:19,950 --> 01:21:21,049 I can't believe this! 1266 01:21:21,050 --> 01:21:22,750 You can't even trust your own parents anymore. 1267 01:21:22,950 --> 01:21:24,550 I'm gonna get a guard dog and a bazooka. 1268 01:21:24,750 --> 01:21:28,150 This is just wonderful. Perfect ending to a perfect day. 1269 01:21:29,550 --> 01:21:31,250 LOU: You know, some people still believe in love! 1270 01:21:31,350 --> 01:21:32,949 Some people still believe in marriage! 1271 01:21:32,950 --> 01:21:35,250 LIZ: And some people still believe in trust! 1272 01:21:35,350 --> 01:21:36,750 Ha! That's a laugh! 1273 01:21:36,950 --> 01:21:38,550 How could you say that after what you've done? 1274 01:21:38,750 --> 01:21:40,250 I'll never trust you again! 1275 01:21:40,350 --> 01:21:42,150 What are you talking about? 1276 01:21:42,350 --> 01:21:44,250 Nothing happened! Will you listen to me? 1277 01:21:44,350 --> 01:21:47,250 This is what I'm talking about! 1278 01:21:47,350 --> 01:21:49,050 "If for just one brief moment... 1279 01:21:49,150 --> 01:21:51,250 "I could feel your lips against mine... 1280 01:21:51,350 --> 01:21:52,750 "I would die a happy man." 1281 01:21:52,850 --> 01:21:54,250 You call this nothing? 1282 01:21:54,350 --> 01:21:57,250 Daddy, that's my letter! How could you? 1283 01:21:57,350 --> 01:21:58,750 Your letter? 1284 01:21:58,850 --> 01:22:03,350 Michael wrote this letter to me! How could you read it? 1285 01:22:03,650 --> 01:22:07,550 I will never forgive you for this. Never! 1286 01:22:09,450 --> 01:22:09,950 [DOOR SLAMS] 1287 01:22:16,650 --> 01:22:18,150 Aw, honey. 1288 01:22:18,950 --> 01:22:22,950 ♪ Don't know Where I'm goin' ♪ 1289 01:22:24,450 --> 01:22:27,450 ♪ Don't know What is true ♪ 1290 01:22:28,950 --> 01:22:29,950 [SOBBING] 1291 01:22:29,951 --> 01:22:33,450 ♪ I think I hear you callin' ♪ 1292 01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:38,450 ♪ Still, I can't see you ♪ 1293 01:22:40,450 --> 01:22:43,950 ♪ My heart is so tender ♪ 1294 01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:49,000 ♪ My head, It feels so blue ♪ 1295 01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:52,499 ♪ I wonder ♪ 1296 01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:55,999 ♪ If you'll ever come ♪ 1297 01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:57,500 ♪ On through ♪ 1298 01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:01,499 ♪ I'm leavin' it up ♪ 1299 01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:03,500 ♪ To you ♪ 1300 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:07,499 ♪ Hold on ♪ 1301 01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:09,999 ♪ Like it or not ♪ 1302 01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:11,499 ♪ Stop actin' ♪ 1303 01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:14,000 ♪ Like a fool ♪ 1304 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:17,999 ♪ Hold on ♪ 1305 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,999 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1306 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:21,499 ♪ And don't get caught ♪ 1307 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:23,499 ♪ I'm leavin' it up ♪ 1308 01:23:23,500 --> 01:23:26,039 ♪ To you ♪ 1309 01:23:26,040 --> 01:23:28,539 ♪ I'm leavin' it up ♪ 1310 01:23:28,540 --> 01:23:31,650 - ♪ To you ♪ - What are you doing here? 1311 01:23:31,750 --> 01:23:33,650 Are you busy? 1312 01:23:33,850 --> 01:23:36,050 The party's over, Michael. 1313 01:23:36,150 --> 01:23:38,350 Well, can I come in for a while? 1314 01:23:38,550 --> 01:23:39,949 Why? What's wrong? 1315 01:23:39,950 --> 01:23:41,450 Debbie and I. 1316 01:23:43,750 --> 01:23:47,850 I don't know. I think I made a big mistake. 1317 01:23:48,150 --> 01:23:51,050 Well, you know, as fascinating as that subject is to me... 1318 01:23:51,150 --> 01:23:52,550 it's late, and I want to go to bed. 1319 01:23:52,650 --> 01:23:55,450 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1320 01:23:55,550 --> 01:23:57,250 What are you so upset about? 1321 01:23:59,050 --> 01:24:00,850 Oh, nothing much. 1322 01:24:02,350 --> 01:24:05,450 See, I gave this party tonight for a friend... 1323 01:24:05,650 --> 01:24:07,650 only there was this big highlight to the evening... 1324 01:24:07,850 --> 01:24:09,650 and I didn't know what it was. 1325 01:24:09,850 --> 01:24:12,750 But what it turns out to be is a couple of friends... 1326 01:24:12,850 --> 01:24:14,750 screwing in my parents' bedroom! 1327 01:24:14,850 --> 01:24:16,450 Well, the next time you're gonna do something like this... 1328 01:24:16,550 --> 01:24:19,650 do you mind telling me first? I don't like being used! 1329 01:24:19,850 --> 01:24:21,950 Toni, I didn't know that was gonna happen. 1330 01:24:22,050 --> 01:24:25,350 - Well, everybody else did. - Well, not much happened. 1331 01:24:25,550 --> 01:24:27,150 Yeah. Not much. 1332 01:24:27,350 --> 01:24:29,050 Nothing happened, OK? Nothing happened. 1333 01:24:29,150 --> 01:24:31,149 Well, then what were you doing up there? 1334 01:24:31,150 --> 01:24:32,550 Look, it didn't happen! 1335 01:24:34,750 --> 01:24:36,550 I'm not supposed to tell anybody this... 1336 01:24:36,750 --> 01:24:38,050 because she wants everybody to think... 1337 01:24:38,150 --> 01:24:40,850 that we had this wonderful experience. 1338 01:24:41,050 --> 01:24:44,350 But that's not even what I came here for. 1339 01:24:44,550 --> 01:24:47,050 Well, am I supposed to guess? 1340 01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:52,350 Would you go out with me sometime? 1341 01:24:52,550 --> 01:24:54,250 What? 1342 01:24:54,350 --> 01:24:57,750 I think we ought to go on a real date. 1343 01:24:57,850 --> 01:25:00,650 You and me, together. 1344 01:25:00,950 --> 01:25:02,649 What the hell happened to Debbie? 1345 01:25:02,650 --> 01:25:03,950 I don't know what the hell happened to Debbie! 1346 01:25:04,050 --> 01:25:06,550 I don't know. 1347 01:25:06,750 --> 01:25:09,450 It just wasn't what I thought it was supposed to be. 1348 01:25:11,850 --> 01:25:14,750 I expected her to be like... 1349 01:25:14,850 --> 01:25:16,650 you. 1350 01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:19,150 You know, when we have a good time together. 1351 01:25:20,650 --> 01:25:23,950 That's what I expected, but it wasn't like that. 1352 01:25:24,150 --> 01:25:26,150 All right, so she's the most beautiful girl in school. 1353 01:25:26,250 --> 01:25:28,550 For all I know, she's the most beautiful girl in the world. 1354 01:25:30,650 --> 01:25:32,650 But you can only look for so long. 1355 01:25:32,750 --> 01:25:34,149 'Cause when you start listening... 1356 01:25:34,150 --> 01:25:36,550 man, all the lights are on, but nobody's home. 1357 01:25:39,350 --> 01:25:41,750 Toni, you and I have been friends for a long time. 1358 01:25:44,750 --> 01:25:47,450 And I like being with you more than with anybody else. 1359 01:25:49,150 --> 01:25:52,550 You probably don't even feel like that towards me. 1360 01:25:52,850 --> 01:25:54,250 Look, maybe we're overlooking something here. 1361 01:25:54,450 --> 01:25:56,350 Maybe we should go on a real date. 1362 01:25:56,450 --> 01:25:59,950 Just to see, you know? 1363 01:26:00,250 --> 01:26:02,150 What do you think? 1364 01:26:08,650 --> 01:26:11,950 I think you just won the asshole-of-the-year award. 1365 01:26:32,150 --> 01:26:33,450 Over on this side. 1366 01:26:42,700 --> 01:26:44,200 [CHUCKLING] 1367 01:26:56,950 --> 01:26:59,550 I just wanna know one thing, Michael. 1368 01:26:59,650 --> 01:27:02,050 Where's the man who wrote these letters? 1369 01:27:02,150 --> 01:27:04,950 Debbie, I'm sorry, but I gotta be honest with you. 1370 01:27:05,150 --> 01:27:06,450 I just, uh... 1371 01:27:07,850 --> 01:27:09,149 Whose are these? 1372 01:27:09,150 --> 01:27:13,650 Oh, that's cruel, Michael. That's really cruel. 1373 01:27:13,850 --> 01:27:15,550 Where'd you get these? 1374 01:27:15,750 --> 01:27:17,450 From the man who I thought I loved. 1375 01:27:17,550 --> 01:27:18,649 I didn't write these. 1376 01:27:18,650 --> 01:27:19,950 These aren't the letters I wrote to you. 1377 01:27:20,050 --> 01:27:22,250 You're such an asshole! 1378 01:27:22,450 --> 01:27:24,349 When Steve gets a hold of you... 1379 01:27:24,350 --> 01:27:26,050 I would hate to be in your shoes. 1380 01:27:48,290 --> 01:27:49,790 [DIALS PHONE] 1381 01:27:53,090 --> 01:27:54,050 WOMAN: Hello? 1382 01:27:54,150 --> 01:27:55,750 Hello, is Toni there? This is Michael. 1383 01:27:55,850 --> 01:27:59,650 Oh, hi, Michael. Toni's outside helping her dad load the car. 1384 01:27:59,850 --> 01:28:01,250 I have to talk to her. 1385 01:28:01,450 --> 01:28:04,150 I'm sorry, Michael, but we're leaving in about two minutes. 1386 01:28:04,250 --> 01:28:05,750 You're leaving? You mean, Toni's leaving? 1387 01:28:05,950 --> 01:28:08,049 She's going on the School Afloat. 1388 01:28:08,050 --> 01:28:09,450 But wait a minute. I need to talk to her. 1389 01:28:09,550 --> 01:28:12,150 - I need to see her. - Her boat leaves in an hour. 1390 01:28:12,250 --> 01:28:14,330 - She'll be gone for a year. - [HORN HONKING] 1391 01:28:14,350 --> 01:28:16,330 - You'll have to write her a letter. - [HONKING] 1392 01:28:16,350 --> 01:28:18,613 I'm sorry. They're honking for me, honey. Gotta run. 1393 01:28:31,830 --> 01:28:33,330 [DOG BARKING] 1394 01:28:44,350 --> 01:28:46,850 Oh, Toni, Michael just called to say good-bye. 1395 01:28:48,550 --> 01:28:49,750 Thanks. 1396 01:29:04,250 --> 01:29:06,350 Don't leave! Wait, Toni! 1397 01:29:09,550 --> 01:29:11,150 Toni, wait! 1398 01:29:15,350 --> 01:29:16,850 Wait a minute! 1399 01:29:23,150 --> 01:29:24,750 Shit. 1400 01:29:24,850 --> 01:29:26,550 Hey, come on. Hey, hey. 1401 01:29:26,750 --> 01:29:28,349 Hey, wait a minute! Give me a ride. 1402 01:29:28,350 --> 01:29:30,910 Come on, somebody give me a ride. [WHISTLES] 1403 01:29:38,350 --> 01:29:40,150 Hey, give me a ride! 1404 01:29:40,350 --> 01:29:41,550 Come on. 1405 01:29:49,850 --> 01:29:51,250 Oh, God, am I glad to see you. 1406 01:29:51,350 --> 01:29:52,949 Listen, you gotta get me to the harbor right away. 1407 01:29:52,950 --> 01:29:55,150 I've been looking for you, Mike. I'm gonna kick your ass. 1408 01:29:55,350 --> 01:29:56,450 No, wait a minute. Steve, you don't understand. 1409 01:29:56,650 --> 01:29:57,850 You can kick my ass later. I promise. 1410 01:29:58,050 --> 01:29:59,850 Debbie told me everything, you little prick. 1411 01:30:01,650 --> 01:30:02,850 You broke my nose! 1412 01:30:02,950 --> 01:30:04,049 Steve, I'm sorry. 1413 01:30:04,050 --> 01:30:06,250 You son of a bitch, you broke my nose! 1414 01:30:06,350 --> 01:30:08,050 Jesus. Are you all right? 1415 01:30:08,250 --> 01:30:09,649 I don't know. 1416 01:30:09,650 --> 01:30:12,550 You got to see a doctor. Shit! I gotta borrow your car. 1417 01:30:12,850 --> 01:30:14,849 Hey! Wait a minute! 1418 01:30:14,850 --> 01:30:16,750 Hey, where are you going? 1419 01:30:16,850 --> 01:30:18,950 Hey, what about my nose? 1420 01:31:29,500 --> 01:31:31,040 [HORN HONKING] 1421 01:31:31,150 --> 01:31:32,249 Excuse me! 1422 01:31:32,250 --> 01:31:35,850 Sir, excuse me. Could you tell me where School Afloat is? 1423 01:31:36,150 --> 01:31:37,450 School Afloat? 1424 01:31:41,150 --> 01:31:44,650 Go right down this road four or five lights... 1425 01:31:44,750 --> 01:31:48,350 and you turn left, and you go up, uh... 1426 01:31:48,550 --> 01:31:50,345 Where was it you said you wanted to go? 1427 01:31:50,540 --> 01:31:52,040 [TIRES SQUEALING] 1428 01:31:58,540 --> 01:31:59,540 [CLICK] 1429 01:32:06,350 --> 01:32:09,450 Excuse me, sir! Could you tell me where School Afloat is? 1430 01:32:10,040 --> 01:32:11,540 [MAN SPEAKING 1431 01:32:15,580 --> 01:32:16,580 [TIRES SQUEALING] 1432 01:32:21,550 --> 01:32:23,250 Don't forget to write, honey. 1433 01:32:48,580 --> 01:32:50,080 [HORN HONKING] 1434 01:32:53,620 --> 01:32:54,620 [CRASH] 1435 01:32:54,850 --> 01:32:56,650 Toni, wait! Hey! 1436 01:33:03,150 --> 01:33:04,250 Wait! 1437 01:33:07,550 --> 01:33:09,450 Stop! 1438 01:33:09,550 --> 01:33:10,650 Wait! 1439 01:33:14,450 --> 01:33:16,450 I know you wrote the letters! 1440 01:33:16,650 --> 01:33:18,550 Michael, what? 1441 01:33:18,650 --> 01:33:20,850 The letters! I know you wrote 'em! 1442 01:33:20,950 --> 01:33:23,750 Don't leave me! I love you! 1443 01:33:23,850 --> 01:33:25,350 What? 1444 01:33:25,450 --> 01:33:27,350 I love you! 1445 01:33:27,550 --> 01:33:30,050 Do you love me? 1446 01:33:30,150 --> 01:33:32,350 What difference does it make? 1447 01:33:32,550 --> 01:33:35,450 But do you love me? 1448 01:33:35,650 --> 01:33:38,530 Yes! Does that make you feel any better? 1449 01:33:38,770 --> 01:33:39,953 Yeah! 1450 01:33:43,971 --> 01:33:45,567 Michael! 1451 01:33:53,192 --> 01:33:54,946 Michael! 1452 01:34:02,653 --> 01:34:03,879 Toni. 1453 01:34:12,096 --> 01:34:13,357 Yeah! 1454 01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:23,352 Michael! 1455 01:35:22,910 --> 01:35:24,910 [ROCK MUSIC] 1456 01:35:35,950 --> 01:35:38,450 VAN STEPHENSON: ♪ I had to hide my heart ♪ 1457 01:35:39,950 --> 01:35:42,449 ♪ As if all I felt Was wrong ♪ 1458 01:35:42,450 --> 01:35:44,950 ♪ Had to play this part ♪ 1459 01:35:46,950 --> 01:35:48,949 ♪ In places I don't belong ♪ 1460 01:35:48,950 --> 01:35:51,450 ♪ I've had to bite My tongue ♪ 1461 01:35:52,950 --> 01:35:55,449 ♪ Every time I wanted to speak ♪ 1462 01:35:55,450 --> 01:35:57,450 ♪ And like a coward run ♪ 1463 01:35:59,450 --> 01:36:02,949 ♪ Every time the truth Walked up to me ♪ 1464 01:36:02,950 --> 01:36:04,449 ♪ But how I feel ♪ 1465 01:36:04,450 --> 01:36:09,449 ♪ Is no secret anymore ♪ 1466 01:36:09,450 --> 01:36:10,949 ♪ No secrets ♪ 1467 01:36:10,950 --> 01:36:14,999 ♪ I'm keeping you Informed ♪ 1468 01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:17,499 ♪ No more hide-and-seek ♪ 1469 01:36:17,500 --> 01:36:18,999 ♪ Losin' sleep ♪ 1470 01:36:19,000 --> 01:36:21,499 ♪ Gonna keep Just lovin' you, girl ♪ 1471 01:36:21,500 --> 01:36:23,000 ♪ No secrets ♪ 1472 01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:29,000 ♪ All the time That I wasted ♪ 1473 01:36:29,500 --> 01:36:30,000 ♪ Wasted ♪ 1474 01:36:30,500 --> 01:36:32,000 ♪ Hidin' in the dark ♪ 1475 01:36:33,500 --> 01:36:35,499 ♪ Every kiss I've ever tasted ♪ 1476 01:36:35,500 --> 01:36:38,499 ♪ Ain't no secret Anymore ♪ 1477 01:36:38,500 --> 01:36:39,500 ♪ Anymore ♪ 1478 01:36:39,501 --> 01:36:41,000 ♪ Anymore ♪ 1479 01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:52,500 ♪ I'd have to bite My tongue ♪ 1480 01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:55,539 ♪ Every time ♪ 1481 01:36:55,540 --> 01:36:57,039 ♪ I wanted to speak ♪ 1482 01:36:57,040 --> 01:36:59,040 ♪ And like a coward run ♪ 1483 01:37:00,540 --> 01:37:04,039 ♪ Every time the truth Came chasin' me ♪ 1484 01:37:04,040 --> 01:37:05,539 ♪ How I feel ♪ 1485 01:37:05,540 --> 01:37:10,539 ♪ Is no secret anymore ♪ 1486 01:37:10,540 --> 01:37:12,039 ♪ No secrets ♪ 1487 01:37:12,040 --> 01:37:16,039 ♪ I'm keeping you Informed ♪ 1488 01:37:16,040 --> 01:37:18,539 ♪ No hide-and-seek ♪ 1489 01:37:18,540 --> 01:37:20,039 ♪ Losin' sleep ♪ 1490 01:37:20,040 --> 01:37:22,040 ♪ Gonna keep just Lovin' you, girl ♪ 1491 01:37:22,540 --> 01:37:23,540 ♪ No secrets ♪ 1492 01:37:23,541 --> 01:37:25,039 ♪ How I feel ♪ 1493 01:37:25,040 --> 01:37:29,039 ♪ Is no secret anymore ♪ 1494 01:37:29,040 --> 01:37:30,539 ♪ No secret ♪ 1495 01:37:30,540 --> 01:37:31,540 ♪ No secrets ♪ 1496 01:37:31,541 --> 01:37:36,079 ♪ I'm keeping you Informed ♪ 1497 01:37:36,080 --> 01:37:37,579 ♪ How I feel ♪ 1498 01:37:37,580 --> 01:37:42,079 ♪ Is no secret anymore ♪ 1499 01:37:42,080 --> 01:37:43,080 ♪ No more ♪ 1500 01:37:43,080 --> 01:37:44,080 ♪ No secrets ♪ 1501 01:37:44,580 --> 01:37:48,540 ♪ I'm keeping you Informed ♪ 108409