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How many licks does it take to get to
the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
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One...
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Two!
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Ah, screw it.
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Ow. My tooth.
Why did I bite?
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Eric...
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if you don't wanna wear your ass
for a hat, you'll get up here pronto!
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You better go. You know how
that ass-hat screws up your hair.
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Poor Forman, huh?
Workin' for Red like that.
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- Wouldn't wish that on my enemies.
- I would.
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Those suckers must pay!
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- Hey, Jackie.
- Michael, why don't you save the sweet talk...
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for the next idiot
who's dumb enough to date you.
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You know, Jackie...
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if you're in the market
for a new lover...
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they say once you go Fez,
you never go back.
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In my language, that rhymes.
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Okay. Uh, where's Donna?
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She's upstairs with Forman.
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And don't follow me, Michael.
We've broken up. And I mean it!
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Oh, I wasn't! It's a good thing
we're broken up because...
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Damn it! I miss her!
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Geez, man. Who wouldn't?
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Spare me the sarcasm, Hyde. I am
really hurting here, and I'm totally lonely.
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Man, I've seen people gut-shot
who've complained less than you.
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So what do you miss about her?
All she ever did was call you names.
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Heck, I can do that for you.
You idiot. See?
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Oh. Thanks, Fez.
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No problem, fart face.
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You know the great thing
about whistling?
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You can stop whistling.
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Sorry.
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Eric, bend your knees and lift
with your legs, or else I'm gonna...
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Kick my ass? Put your foot
in my ass? Make my ass a hat?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Geez. And I didn't think
you were listening.
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Oh, and I need you to re-sticker
those clock radios. They're on sale.
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Yeah. I saw the flyer.
I already took care of it.
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Really? Well.
Way to show initiative.
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"Way to show initiative"?
What are you up to?
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Nothing. I think
you did a good job.
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Okay, but I'm watching you.
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Hey, guys.
Sorry I'm late, Red.
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My dog got hit by a car.
I had to rush him to the vet.
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Earl, your dog got hit
on Tuesday too.
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How dumb is that dog?
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Okay. You're right.
I'm sorry, Red.
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I know you gave me a break 'cause we worked
at the plant together, and I appreciate it.
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- I swear it's the last time.
- Earl, why can't you be more like Eric?
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I mean, he's 18, and he's...
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- Dad, I'm 17.
- Eric, I'm talking here.
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And he's already got
a better work ethic than you.
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No doubt there, Red.
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You can tell he's your son.
He's a super, uh...
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- Earl?
- Mm?
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- Let's just go to work, okay?
- Sure. Right after a cup of joe.
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I'm useless
without my coffee.
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Wow. He must not have
had coffee in years, huh?
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That's pretty funny.
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Okay. What's up with you?
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Hey, Kelso.
How's it goin'?
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How's it goin'? Great!
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Just 'cause a guy shoots hoops by himself
doesn't mean he's lonely.
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No. Far from it.
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Okay. That's good.
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Hey, Donna, you know,
all this talk about bein' lonely...
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kind of reminds me of me,
you know?
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Kelso, are you gonna
get all emotional?
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'Cause just 'cause I'm a girl doesn't mean
I won't totally make fun of you.
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- Fair enough.
- Okay.
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I know I keep things bottled up...
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but underneath
this cool exterior...
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there's a really sad human being.
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Oh, my God.
This is about Jackie.
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Yes! All right.
What gave it away?
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The fact that it's all you ever talk about,
you stupid dill hole.
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Look, Kelso, you've gotta get it through your
head: Jackie is not coming back to you.
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- Why?
- Because you slept with someone else.
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Yeah, like, a month ago!
God!
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I just realized Jackie's short,
and I don't like short people.
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They're creepy, you know?
Always sneakin' up on ya.
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I don't even know
why I was with her.
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Maybe it's because
she's a tiny little whore.
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Oh. I meant to hurt you,
but I hurt myself, because I love her.
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Hey, guys,
I really cracked Red up today...
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and not by tripping
or getting wet or vomiting.
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Did you bump your head?
That's good stuff.
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No. I just made a joke,
and he just... got it.
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I mean, it worked. We're, like, just two guys
brought together by the common goal...
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of slashing prices
on all your household needs.
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Plus, I mean, it is so great to
see him chew out other people.
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Yeah, Forman. Now you know
how we feel when he yells at you.
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Yeah. It really
is hilarious, man.
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You get all bug-eyed
and stuttery.
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Fellas... I've been thinkin'.
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There's a lot of ladies
out there, right?
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And I haven't seen
nearly enough of 'em naked.
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Sometimes I am looking at naked ladies,
and then I get exhausted.
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And then I get a second wind,
and then I'm ready for more naked ladies.
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It's, like, at work, there's this guy, Earl,
and he's a real screwup, right?
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So Red gets pretty P.O.'d...
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but that deflects all
of Red's anger from me.
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So, I mean, Earl's, like...
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a dumb-ass lightning rod.
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I hear that, man. Yeah.
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I'll only work
with the barely competent.
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It takes the stress out
of slackin' off.
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Man, it feels great
to be free of that midget!
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It's like the world is my oyster...
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and I'm ready to shuck it!
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Nothin' but hot new ladies
from here on in.
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I'm gonna be boldly going
where no man's gone before.
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Hello, Mrs. Forman.
I'm here to pick up Laurie.
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No, no, no. You mean Eric.
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No. Laurie.
Your other kid.
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But why?
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You're datin' Laurie?
That's not different, man.
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You're boldly goin'
where every man's gone before.
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Steven, it is not nice
to be so... truthful.
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Hi, Kelso.
Did you buy me those?
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- Yeah. Just like you told me.
- No. I told you roses.
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Come on, doofus.
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No offense, Mrs. Forman, but those two
could make the dumbest babies ever.
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That's not funny.
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- Speaking of work...
- We weren't talkin' about work.
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Work. Right.
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Dad and I really put in
some hard hours today, didn't we, Pop?
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Yep. Eric's really
bustin' his hump down there.
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Well, I am just so happy
my two fellas work so well together.
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- Hey, how's Earl doing?
- Oh, he's okay...
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but his damn dog can't go a day
without gettin' hit.
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At least I got one good man
down there.
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Right back at ya, big guy.
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Well, that Earl's
always been a character.
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Yeah, like today, he was late,
and Dad said, "Get to work,"
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and he said, " Sorry, Red.
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I'm useless without my coffee. "And then I
said, "He must not have had coffee in years."
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Right?
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- That's cute.
- Yeah. And that's not even my best Earl joke.
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Okay. Ready?
Knock-knock. Who's there?
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It's not Earl, 'cause he's late.
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Yeah, I'm guessin' "Earl's"
not short for "early."
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- That's a good one, Red.
- I got one.
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- There once was a girl from Nantucket...
- Okay. Let's just knock it off.
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Hey, uh, Laurie? Yeah.
Could you, uh...
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get out!
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Thanks.
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Come on, Kelso. Come up to my room.
I need you to, um, help me move my bookcase.
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That means
we're gonna have sex.
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Yeah. Thanks
for crackin' that code.
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Hey, man,
what are you doing?
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They're going up to have sex.
Get the wax out of your ears.
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Man, you can't bring my sister down to the
basement. This is our fortress of solitude.
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Well, I'm sorry,
but she's my girlfriend, and I love her.
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No, you don't.
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Well, I like her.
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No, you don't.
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I think she is okay...
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and the line between love
and okay is pretty fine.
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But the line between doin' it
and not doin' it... that's not fine at all.
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Just like the line
between moron and idiot?
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Exactly.
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You know, it took me months to get Jackie in
the sack. Laurie, she already lets me do it.
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And, plus, I'm over here
all the time anyway...
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so there's, like,
the convenience factor.
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Kelso, my bookcase
isn't going to move itself.
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Or maybe it will.
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Damn! I gotta go!
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Dumbest babies ever.
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Jackie, it's great
to see you so happy and strong...
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and over Kelso.
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You're like a rock.
You're like a tiny little rock.
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Donna, are you tryin'
to tell me bad news?
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Or are you making fun
of my butt?
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- No. Your butt's fine.
- Fine?
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Glorious! Whatever. Look.
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Kelso's dating Laurie.
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I don't care.
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Oh, come on. How can
you still have feelings for him?
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Donna, I don't have feelings for him.
I just hate that bitch for makin' him happy.
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Believe me. She will make him
more miserable than you ever did.
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Oh, Donna, thank you.
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I'm gonna pray to God
that you're right.
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Laurie, I have
to talk to you.
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Kelso, we gotta
confab, man.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Too many times,
I have sat idly by...
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and watched you
make bad choices.
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I've seen you
screw up an awful lot...
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and, sure, I've enjoyed it.
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But now you've gone too far.
Do you know what this is about?
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Duh. I'm not an idiot.
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Uh-uh.
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Michael has
some nice qualities, but...
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Laurie's got great legs
and a fine rack, but...
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He's just a boy.
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She's a major skankoid.
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And you don't know where a boy
like that will end up.
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And you don't know where
a girl like that has been.
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Now, I know
you want a boyfriend...
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who's weak
and easily manipulated.
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Now, I know you're weak
and easily manipulated...
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But you have got to learn
to think about the future.
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But you gotta learn to think.
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And...
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And make smart choices...
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'cause what's convenient
isn't always what's best.
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If it were, I'd just throw on...
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a muumuu and eat out of a can.
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If it were, this frozen pizza
wouldn't taste like monkey butt.
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Okay. Are you done
with this little lecture?
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Okay. You done
with that pizza?
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Yes.
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And I think I've made my point.
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Oh, God.
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I gotta get my own place.
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This doesn't taste like monkey butt.
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Oh, geez, Red, I'm sorry I'm late
for our little meeting.
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My dog got...
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car got hit by a, uh, car.
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Accident.
That's the word.
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Eric, take your break
anywhere but here.
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Earl, you're fired.
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What? What did I do?
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What did you do?
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I'll tell you what you did.
You stupid...
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And another thing!
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- Hi. How was your day?
- I had to let Earl go.
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Let Earl go?
You yelled at him until he cried.
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Hey. What kind of a man cries
after only 15 minutes of yelling?
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Well, I'm sorry.
I don't like the way you handled Earl.
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- Dad, he was your friend.
- Eric, hush, hush, hush, hush.
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00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:18,209
Eric, work is work.
235
00:17:18,279 --> 00:17:23,239
You don't show up late. You don't
make excuses. And you don't not work.
236
00:17:23,317 --> 00:17:26,047
If it wasn't work,
they wouldn't call it work.
237
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:31,387
They'd call it
"super wonderful crazy fun time,"
238
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:34,086
or "skip-a-dee-doo."
239
00:17:34,161 --> 00:17:37,722
Oh, geez, why in the hell
am I even talking to you?
240
00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:42,764
Oh, Eric, why'd you have
to go and upset your father?
241
00:17:42,837 --> 00:17:47,297
I can't have my own opinion
without him tearing my head off?
242
00:17:47,374 --> 00:17:52,744
No! And I think at your age,
you should know that by now.
243
00:17:52,813 --> 00:17:57,682
Well, no, Mom. No. Uh-uh. Man,
we had such a good thing goin' at work...
244
00:17:57,751 --> 00:17:59,685
and he just wrecked that.
245
00:17:59,753 --> 00:18:04,417
And, by the way,
without Earl, I'm back to "dumb-ass."
246
00:18:07,161 --> 00:18:12,360
- He just... He's just mean.
- Oh, you shut your porky mouth, mister.
247
00:18:12,433 --> 00:18:15,266
Well, then it just stinks,
because you know what?
248
00:18:15,336 --> 00:18:20,968
This is the first time we were ever, like,
you know... cool with each other.
249
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:23,874
Why does he have
to be such a hard-ass all the time?
250
00:18:23,944 --> 00:18:28,176
Oh, come on, Eric.
That's how he expresses himself.
251
00:18:28,249 --> 00:18:31,343
That's how he's always
expressed himself.
252
00:18:31,418 --> 00:18:35,149
Your father yells at you
because he cares.
253
00:18:35,222 --> 00:18:38,487
Yeah. Right.
Well, if that's true, then... then...
254
00:18:38,559 --> 00:18:40,493
Stand up straight.
255
00:18:40,561 --> 00:18:42,552
You're a dumb-ass.
256
00:18:42,630 --> 00:18:44,928
You call this a report card?
257
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,194
Hands above the covers.
258
00:18:51,405 --> 00:18:54,602
Huh. I guess he really, really cares.
259
00:18:54,675 --> 00:19:00,238
And if not,
you're movin' out soon.
260
00:19:08,389 --> 00:19:10,983
So...
261
00:19:11,058 --> 00:19:13,322
You know who I hate?
262
00:19:13,394 --> 00:19:16,192
Laurie.
263
00:19:16,263 --> 00:19:20,825
Oh, Jackie,
I know you're upset and in pain...
264
00:19:20,901 --> 00:19:24,496
but you're not going to talk
during Hollywood Squares, are you?
265
00:19:24,571 --> 00:19:27,096
No. I mean,
I really do hate her.
266
00:19:27,174 --> 00:19:31,008
No offense, Eric,
but your sister... She's a slut.
267
00:19:31,078 --> 00:19:35,310
Oh, my God. Jackie, not since
the Smokey vs. Bandit debate...
268
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:38,351
have you and I so been
on the same page.
269
00:19:38,419 --> 00:19:41,411
- Yeah, I think we're all on board.
- God! This is so great.
270
00:19:41,488 --> 00:19:46,926
You guys all hate Laurie
and love me.
271
00:19:50,364 --> 00:19:53,925
Yeah. We all hate Laurie.
272
00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:56,435
Shh.
273
00:19:56,503 --> 00:20:01,463
Oh, great.
Lamb Chop had a joke, and I missed it.
274
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,571
Hey, guys.
275
00:20:05,646 --> 00:20:07,773
Oh, hi, Michael.
276
00:20:08,983 --> 00:20:11,952
Kelso, as your new girlfriend...
277
00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:16,183
I'm really not comfortable with your
old girlfriend hanging out down here.
278
00:20:17,624 --> 00:20:20,889
Okay. Uh, hey, Jackie,
do you mind?
279
00:20:20,961 --> 00:20:24,397
No. No, I don't mind
if you leave.
280
00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:29,067
She's not leavin'.
281
00:20:29,136 --> 00:20:33,129
Well, I'm not either.
282
00:20:33,207 --> 00:20:35,801
She's not either.
283
00:20:35,876 --> 00:20:37,867
- Fine.
- Fine.
284
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:42,075
- Fine.
- Fine.
285
00:20:42,149 --> 00:20:44,515
Hey, this is my house!
286
00:20:44,585 --> 00:20:48,919
So what? Eric wants me here.
Don't you, Eric?
287
00:20:48,989 --> 00:20:51,423
Why, yes, I do!
288
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:57,658
- You better watch your back.
- Really?
289
00:20:57,731 --> 00:21:01,667
'Cause you should stop
spending so much time on yours.
290
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:06,732
Burn!
291
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:14,106
Hey, I'm sorry. I just got swept away
by the super-good burn.
292
00:21:14,181 --> 00:21:16,206
Shut up!
293
00:21:20,421 --> 00:21:23,288
Jackie, that was
an excellent burn.
294
00:21:23,357 --> 00:21:28,260
- Thank you, Fez.
- Now, please, sit next to Fez.
295
00:21:30,564 --> 00:21:33,931
Move it!
296
00:21:39,073 --> 00:21:42,600
What the hell were you doing
in the shower so long?
297
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,042
You know it wastes water,
and it might make me late.
298
00:21:45,112 --> 00:21:49,105
In fact, I am definitely not
gonna be the first person there.
299
00:21:51,318 --> 00:21:53,377
You know how that
makes me look? Damn it!
300
00:21:53,454 --> 00:21:55,649
You gotta grow up
and learn some responsibility.
301
00:21:58,392 --> 00:22:02,488
- I love you too, Dad.
- What?
302
00:22:02,563 --> 00:22:05,191
Stop bein' weird.
303
00:22:05,265 --> 00:22:07,256
Thanks.
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