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Oh, man!
Where the hell is Eric?
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- I gotta get outta here before Jackie finds me.
- What'd you do now?
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Oh, she's mad 'cause I didn't
say "Love you" after lunch.
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I say it all day long.
After gym, "Love you, Jackie."
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After algebra,
"Love you, Jackie."
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After I say "Love you, Jackie,"
I say "Love you, Jackie."
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It sickens me.
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Hey, man, check it out.
Foggy windows.
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Bummer. Someone must've left
their hot lunch in the car.
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No, you idiot. Someone's
in there makin' out, man.
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- Patty.
- Hyde! Hey, how ya doin'?
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Super.
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Okay, well, yeah. See you.
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- Hey, didn't you go out with that girl?
- I don't think so.
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Yeah, that's the girl that
dogged you on that blind date.
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Kelso, who cares? Hey, let's see
what loser she ended up with.
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Yeah.
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Hello.
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Burn!
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Hey, man, that's a burn.
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Eric, honey, I was thinking
maybe tomorrow night...
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we could go shopping,
just the two of us.
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Why?
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Well, because we need to get you
some new shoes and underwear.
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Kitty, we bought him
shoes last year.
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Yeah, and I can shop
for my own underwear.
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Oh, no, you cannot.
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The last time you went, you bought them
too snug, and I want grandchildren.
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Yeah, well,
I have to... Bye.
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You know, he used to love
going shopping with me.
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- Look, Kitty, he's 16.
- Seventeen.
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Whatever. The point is
that when a boy hits that age...
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they don't want to spend
time with their mother.
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And if they do,
they're weird.
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It's not a big deal.
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Well, it is a big deal
to me, Red Forman!
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It is a big deal!
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Okay.
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Well, I just... I just wish sometimes
he would want to spend time with me.
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Well, force him.
It doesn't matter what he wants.
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As long as we're paying
his way, we own him.
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- Fez has a girlfriend? Our little Fez?
- Mm-hmm.
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You're kidding?
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I mean, good.
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God, he was so in love with me,
it was getting embarrassing.
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Right.
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So, anyways, you guys, how do you know
when you need new underwear?
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Uh, if you're asking,
you need new underwear.
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Oh, good.
People are here.
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I want you to meet
my girlfriend, Patty.
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This is Eric. Eric,
this is my girlfriend.
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This is Donna. Donna,
this is my girlfriend.
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- So you guys are just friends?
- No, Donna...
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Fez, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
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- How's it going, Patty?
- Good.
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I have to be honest with you people.
Patty and I were just outside making out.
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Because Patty's my girlfriend.
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Hi. I'm Jackie. I'm sure Fez
has told you all about me.
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Um, no, no.
Your name never came up.
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What? Well, whatever.
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Okay, isn't this pleasant, huh?
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Um, Patty, have a seat.
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Fez, she's lovely.
I'm impressed.
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Um, Jackie, I'm a little busy
right now, okay? Thank you.
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So, Hyde, uh, what's
with Fez and that girl?
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- Did you really go out with her?
- Yeah, no biggie.
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She sucked anyway.
He can have her.
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So Fez has a girlfriend?
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Still, I mean,
what's that about?
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Fez snagging a girl
away from you?
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I... never thought
I'd see the day.
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- So what's she like?
- It's just so Twilight Zone. I mean, to see Fez...
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Eric, your mother asked you
a question about the foreign kid.
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- What? Oh... what?
- No. N-Never mind.
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Okay, that's it. Eric, you're gonna spend
some time with your mother.
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What'd I do?
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Red, don't make it
sound like a punishment.
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- Well, it is.
- Red!
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You can look at it anyway you want,
but it's gonna happen, damn it.
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Wait, wait. Is this because I didn't
want to go shopping with Mom?
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You don't want to go
shopping with your mom?
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Boy, I tell you...
If I had a mom...
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I would go shopping with her
every single day...
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because no one loves you
like your mom.
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That's true.
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Eric, honey, we don't
have to go shopping.
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We could go see a movie.
It'll be like a little date.
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No, no, shopping's great.
You know, I... I need new underwear, so...
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I think a date is a great idea.
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Hey, you guys should go see Annie Hall.
I think you'd just love it, Mrs. Forman.
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- See? Steven's helping out.
- Thank you, Steven.
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Now, Annie Hall.
I would like to see that movie.
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- Eric's just dying to see that movie.
- But I don't...
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Just dyin'!
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Um, I guess Fez really got me
with all of the poems he left in my locker.
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Oh, that is so romantic.
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Doesn't Kelso write you poems?
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No, no. But he's not foreign.
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Hey, can we talk about something
interesting? Like... Donny Osmond?
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Hey, you guys! The Eagles are on
Don Kirshner's Rock Concert tonight.
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Oh, man, I'm gonna miss the Eagles
because I gotta... I gotta...
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I'm busy.
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Do we have a date tonight?
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No. I wish.
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I'm going to a movie.
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With my mom.
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He's got a special
night out with Mommy.
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Hey, maybe you'll get lucky.
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And your mom
will pay for the movie!
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God, you people are sick.
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Patty, you know, we should really go to the
mall together, so I can introduce you to...
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- Are you ready, darling?
- Excuse me, Fez. I was talking.
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Oh, I know, Jackie.
You are always talking.
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Burn!
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Sorry. I just appreciate
a good burn.
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So, where are
you guys going?
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Um, we are going
to the Red Lobster...
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for a romantic dinner
of red lobster.
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I'll see you guys later.
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Okay, I don't like her.
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I don't see why we have to be nice to her just
because she's dating someone in our group.
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Bites the big one, doesn't it?
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Well, I gotta go to work.
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God, am I right, Donna?
Don't you hate her?
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Not really, Jackie.
I kind of like her.
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Hey, what was that for?
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That's for not
writing me poems, Michael.
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L-Love you, Jackie.
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- Leo, did you take your turn yet, man?
- No, man.
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I-I can't decide
between college or a career.
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Well, we can't start
until you decide.
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So choose, man,
or I'll start working.
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Hey, don't rush me, man. This decision
is gonna affect the rest of my life.
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Go to college.
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Okay.
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Hey, but what if those
frat guys make fun of my hair...
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and beat me up like...
like fascists and stuff?
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Well, then just start a career.
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I can't let those frat guys
get away with it, man.
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Leo, man, it's just a game.
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Yeah, life is hard.
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Well, now see? I didn't know
that you liked green peppers.
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When did that happen?
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August 5, 1972.
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I mean... I mean,
do you like green peppers?
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Why, yes, I do. Very much.
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- So, how's Donna?
- What? We haven't done anything yet. What?
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Relax. I am not here to grill
you about your life, Eric.
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But, you know, young adults
do have a responsibility...
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Mom, please!
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Honey, you may not
realize it right now...
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but I'm actually doing you a giant favor
by making you spend time with me.
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Well... thank you.
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No, no, no. I mean it.
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Boys who reject their mothers
grow up to have huge problems.
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You will hate yourself...
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and every relationship you have
with a woman will just be a mess.
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So, if you don't spend time with me
now, you may never have sex.
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I'm teasing... a little.
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Uh-huh. Hey!
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Look how far Florence is
from... Venice.
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Eric, honey, I just...
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I just wanted to spend a little time
alone with you outside of the house.
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That's all.
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Mom, it's fine. In fact,
you know what? This is great.
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Hmm.
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Hey, Forman's out on a date
with his mom!
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Forman and his mom!
Forman and his mom!
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My goodness,
that Woody Allen is neurotic.
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Well, if I lived in New York, I'd be
in therapy too. The streets are filthy.
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Whoa!
Diane Keaton is not wearing a bra.
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Okay, don't let your mom
see you look.
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But I have to look.
I'm looking.
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I'm looking,
and I don't care!
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Oh, please!
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He expects her to make love
while he's wearing those black socks?
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Note to self:
Throw away all black socks.
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Mah-jongg?
What the hell is mah-jongg?
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Mah-jongg?
What the hell is mah-jongg?
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Okay.
"An aspirin the size of a brick."
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Now that is funny.
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Finally, a scene without sex.
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Oh, great. Drugs.
Thank you, Woody Allen.
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Huh. I guess cocaine is expensive.
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"I'm finally getting
the feeling back in my jaw"?
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I don't get that. I mean,
he was just in bed with her and...
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Oh, okay. I see.
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Oh, God, I hope
my mom doesn't get that.
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Oh, I wonder if Eric gets that.
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Well, I am not gonna
explain it to him.
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So now Patty's seein' Fez,
and I just don't get it.
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'Cause she could've had me.
I'm a real catch, man.
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All right!
I had twins, man!
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Oh, look.
They're so beautiful.
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Congratulations.
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Thanks, man.
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Hey, I don't want to be competitive
or anything, man, but...
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I've got two kids,
and you don't have any.
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You're just a lonely
plumber, dude.
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It wouldn't be so bad,
but it's Fez.
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I taught him
everything he knows.
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It's all backwards, man.
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I guess you just can't
dwell on things, man.
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Yeah, maybe I should
just be happy for Fez.
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I mean, this is the first time in his whole
life that he's ever had a girl, you know?
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Well, you know, a while back
I picked up a card, you know...
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and I had a car accident...
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and, uh, I was dwelling
on that, man.
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I'm sorry. What
were you talking about?
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Maybe I should
get back to work.
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If you get back to work,
you're fired, man.
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Hey, I got twins again, man!
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Just admit it, Donna.
Patty is totally wrong for Fez.
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Wow, Jackie. I've never seen you
quite this transparent before.
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What are you talking about?
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"She's so awful, Donna.
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"Let's hate her forever, Donna.
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Let's shave her head and
run her out of town, Donna."
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Focus, Donna. We're ragging
on Patty, remember?
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Jackie, did you ever think that maybe
you hate Patty because you like Fez?
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Oh, you are in dangerous
territory, Pinciotti.
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No, I mean, it's true. You hate seeing
Fez drool over someone other than you.
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- You're crazy. I don't like Fez.
- I think you do.
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Oh, shut up.
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Jackie, you're blushing.
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Ow!
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I'll admit that, uh, Fez would
be okay for a quick fling...
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if I was off on a vacation with my
parents, like in Michigan or Cuba.
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Where no one would ever
find out. Ever, ever, ever.
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Fez and Jackie sitting in a tree
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Mr. And Mrs. Fez...
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Fez.
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Donna, please, please shut up.
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Jackie, you are so totally hot for him.
I can see it in your eyes.
235
00:16:34,469 --> 00:16:36,937
Oh, my God.
236
00:16:37,005 --> 00:16:40,304
Oh, my God! I like Fez!
237
00:16:41,509 --> 00:16:45,878
No!
238
00:16:49,117 --> 00:16:52,211
No!
239
00:16:59,327 --> 00:17:04,196
Well, boy, wasn't that fun,
seeing all those sex scenes with your mother?
240
00:17:05,467 --> 00:17:08,903
Oh, it was super sexy.
241
00:17:08,970 --> 00:17:12,701
I'm so glad we could
enjoy that together. Really, I am.
242
00:17:12,774 --> 00:17:16,369
So I guess women in New York
don't wear bras.
243
00:17:16,444 --> 00:17:20,073
I... It's disgusting.
244
00:17:20,148 --> 00:17:23,208
And we should move there
immediately.
245
00:17:23,284 --> 00:17:28,483
Well, I don't know about you,
but I've seen enough nipples for one day.
246
00:17:28,556 --> 00:17:31,423
- Mom!
- What?
247
00:17:31,493 --> 00:17:35,554
I don't ever want to hear you
say "nipples," okay?
248
00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:39,066
Why not?
Men have nipples.
249
00:17:40,368 --> 00:17:43,804
- Your father has nipples.
- No, he does not!
250
00:17:43,872 --> 00:17:48,400
Okay.
251
00:17:48,476 --> 00:17:51,673
So, what was your
favorite part of the movie?
252
00:17:53,548 --> 00:17:56,574
I don't want to tell you.
253
00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:59,245
Oh, come on.
254
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:04,053
Okay, um,
Diane Keaton's nipples.
255
00:18:14,436 --> 00:18:16,563
Okay, pay me.
256
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:20,472
Leo, I gotta help the customer, man.
I think he's gonna drive away.
257
00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:24,308
Oh, let him go. I don't need
his stinkin' photo money.
258
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,704
I'm a doctor.
259
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:32,881
Okay, man, you know what?
That's it. This game is over.
260
00:18:32,954 --> 00:18:37,084
This is not life.
This is life.
261
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:41,322
Yeah, but this life is so
much better than this life, man.
262
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:46,725
In the... In the game,
I got kids, man.
263
00:18:46,801 --> 00:18:49,827
In real life,
my kids split on me.
264
00:18:49,904 --> 00:18:52,805
- Really, man?
- Yeah.
265
00:18:54,976 --> 00:18:57,570
My parents split on me.
266
00:18:57,645 --> 00:19:00,546
Oh, wow.
Now we found each other.
267
00:19:00,615 --> 00:19:03,448
Hey, do you
want to be my father?
268
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,683
Sure.
269
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:16,161
Okay, go ahead.
Spin, Dad.
270
00:19:21,402 --> 00:19:23,427
I got a 10!
271
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:31,667
Well, maybe mah-jongg
is a type of food.
272
00:19:31,746 --> 00:19:34,271
You could be right.
It's probably Chinese noodles.
273
00:19:34,349 --> 00:19:36,544
Yes.
274
00:19:36,618 --> 00:19:39,746
Hey, you wanna go see
Close Encounters sometime?
275
00:19:39,821 --> 00:19:42,153
Yeah, I'd love to.
276
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,817
Very cool.
Good night, Mom.
277
00:19:53,768 --> 00:19:56,896
Oh, what'd he do?
278
00:19:56,971 --> 00:19:59,064
I swear I'll kick his ass.
279
00:20:03,144 --> 00:20:08,241
No, he was just...
He was absolutely wonderful.
280
00:20:08,316 --> 00:20:11,717
Oh.
281
00:20:11,786 --> 00:20:13,720
Okay.
282
00:20:15,156 --> 00:20:18,057
Okay.
283
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,668
Is something wrong?
284
00:20:29,737 --> 00:20:31,295
No. Why?
285
00:20:31,372 --> 00:20:35,433
I don't know.
It's just you... You seem very removed.
286
00:20:37,512 --> 00:20:40,276
- No, I'm fine.
- Are you sure?
287
00:20:40,348 --> 00:20:42,282
Uh-huh.
288
00:20:44,185 --> 00:20:48,622
I... You know, maybe it's me,
but you do. You seem very removed.
289
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,727
Eric, have you seen
my geometry book?
290
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:57,788
'Cause while the two of you are doing
that, I'm gonna do some homework.
291
00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:00,459
See? This is what
I call being removed.
292
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:09,402
Donna, when we're making out,
you're not thinking about, like...
293
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,105
geometry and stuff,
are you?
294
00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:16,276
Never. Unless I have
a test the next day.
295
00:21:18,286 --> 00:21:22,188
I think you're just the sweetest thing
in the world to go out with your mom.
296
00:21:24,259 --> 00:21:26,193
Thank you.
297
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:31,696
- So, did Mommy buy you new underpants?
- Okay.
298
00:21:31,766 --> 00:21:34,064
- Did Mommy buy you new underpants?
- Get off me.
299
00:21:34,135 --> 00:21:36,899
Oh, let me see the underpants.
Let me see the underpants.
300
00:21:38,206 --> 00:21:41,004
- B-3.
- Hit.
301
00:21:41,075 --> 00:21:44,602
Damn! You sank my battleship.
302
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:47,011
You know, a well-maintained fleet...
303
00:21:47,081 --> 00:21:49,606
is the backbone
of any military structure.
304
00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:51,879
And with your floating
arsenal depleted...
305
00:21:51,953 --> 00:21:55,889
your troops are likely to suffer
some serious collateral damage.
306
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,287
Huh.
307
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:01,726
Wow. Hey, you know what, man?
308
00:22:01,796 --> 00:22:05,095
I think I might've been in the navy.
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