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So, look at us. This is just like
a Norman Rockwell painting.
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Mom is serving breakfast,
Daddy is reading the newspaper...
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and brother Eric is trying to hide
a big, purple, nasty hickey.
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What... hickey?
I don't have a hickey.
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You know, Eric,
hickeys lead to dirty things.
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For God's sakes,
don't let Donna suck your neck.
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She's a nice girl.
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I don't have a hickey.
I was using a curling iron.
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Oh, well, will you
just look at that.
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Oh! Mom!
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- Red, remember that time...
- No, and neither do you.
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Okay.
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- So, um, Laurie, what's on the agenda today?
- Agenda?
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A list of goals or actions...
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one might feel good
about achieving so as to...
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Eric, you tell her.
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Mom, come on, relax.
I'm still getting used to being back home.
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Yeah. Flunking out of college
can be draining. Whew!
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- Eric.
- Come on. That was so mild.
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Laurie, all you do is sit around the house
and watch television.
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You should come down
to the hospital and volunteer.
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- She's right, Laurie.
- Daddy!
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You know, I think Eric needs an agenda.
Look at his neck.
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It's a birthmark!
It's been there since birth.
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Good morning, class.
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- Good morning, orphan.
- Good morning.
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That's all you got?
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Whore.
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Mom!
He called me a whore.
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Yeah.
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Steven, honey, you are too young for coffee.
Have some juice.
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Mrs. Forman, I need coffee.
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Your son kept me up all night
bragging about his hickey.
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Okay, whatever you do, Eric,
do not wear a turtleneck to school.
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Okay? It's a dead giveaway.
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Yeah, I'd go with
a decorative scarf.
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Thank you.
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Did you have to tell
everyone about the hickey?
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Well, everyone can kinda see it,
Vampira.
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Laurie had a field day at breakfast.
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Yeah, I hopped
on that dog pile too.
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You sure did, you dill hole.
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All right, Forman.
Yeah, that was sorta mean.
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Probably what I shoulda said is...
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I'm sick of sharing a room with you
and all of your disgusting fluids and gases.
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Oh, and yours are just dreamy, Hyde.
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Excuse me. May I please
have a hickey, please?
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No.
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- Please?
- No!
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- Jackie?
- No!
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- Please?
- No!
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So...
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the two of you do things
to please your man.
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Well, Fez is a man.
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Why do you not please him?
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Why?
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Jackie, just give him a hickey.
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- Okay, I'm going home.
- Me too.
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Gotta go shopping with my mom.
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Suddenly it's really important
that we be best friends.
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- What happened?
- She's been reading.
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Reading. Damn it.
When will they learn?
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Finally.
I thought Jackie'd never leave.
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Okay, Kelso, what are you doing?
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Oh, I need a sexy memento from Laurie.
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I'm gonna commemorate
our forbidden love...
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with panties.
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Fine. Just take your panties
and go home.
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Man, those are my mom's!
Come on!
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Okay, Forman, look, man.
I'm not telling you how to live your life...
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but if someone
touched my mom's panties...
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Hyde, didn't... everyone
touch your mom's panties?
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Burn!
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Man, that was a burn.
You gotta...
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Okay, Forman, I have a solution...
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to this whole you-being-a-pain-in-my-ass,
we-sharing-a-room thing.
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You move out.
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- Of my room?
- Yeah.
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Well, that's just not gonna happen.
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Hey, fine, I'll move out,
you big baby.
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Still friends?
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I need time to heal.
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Okay, these are Laurie's, right?
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Kelso, what, exactly,
are you gonna do with those panties?
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Just... look at 'em.
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Kelso, did you ever notice
that Laurie and Eric have the same eyes?
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So, if you're doing it with Laurie,
and she's perhaps wearing a hat...
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it's kinda like
you're doing it with Eric too!
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Okay, bye.
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So, here we are...
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together... again.
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Yeah. I'm just loving the time
we spend together, Donna.
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In my new book,
Our Mothers, Ourselves...
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it says we're supposed to be friends.
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We should talk to each other
and listen.
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Your stupid father never listens.
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Is there anything in your book
about not insulting my father?
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I don't know.
I only read the first chapter.
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Oh, okay.
No more talking about your father.
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- So, how do you like the clogs I bought you?
- They're awesome.
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Good!
'Cause your father's an ass!
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Kelso took your underwear.
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Aw! That's, like, the third pair!
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Ehh!
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Give me the remote control.
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Give me a reason
why I shouldn't set you on fire.
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All right, Laurie,
take your best shot.
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Oh, Red, we talked about this.
Let him go.
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Hello, Laurie.
I apologize for coming unannounced.
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- But I...
- Mom! Daddy!
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This is Professor Stark.
He was my art history teacher.
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Well, actually, I was
your psychology teacher.
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Well, whatever you taught her,
she flunked it.
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Eric!
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So, you're from the, uh,
University of Wisconsin.
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Are you here to
give me back my money?
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Well, actually,
I came here because of Laurie.
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Oh! Yes. He came to see
if the university would take me back.
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Really?
Oh, please! Here!
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Have a seat! Ha!
I'll make coffee and cake!
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I'll make coffee cake
and coffee!
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Oh, gosh! Really, can you get her back
into the university and out of my house?
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Well, I'm going to try my darnedest.
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Well, this is really good news.
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This is the best news I've ever heard.
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Yes, it is.
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I wanna get Laurie back in school.
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Professor, question.
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How lame, exactly,
is your student body...
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if you're trying to get
this dumb cow back...
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- Eric!
- Okay.
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Don't be a smart-mouth.
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We've got... company.
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Yeah. Yeah.
Go make coffee.
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Don't scare him off.
He's our only hope.
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So, um...
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maybe you could stay for dinner.
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Why, yes, thank you.
That would be lovely.
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Oh, uh, and I believe
these paint chips are yours.
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Yeah.
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Well, these are... are the color
of our front door, aren't they?
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Yeah. You had a paint chip
hanging from your front door.
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So I... I started to peel it,
and I guess I got a little overzealous.
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- Um, psychology, huh?
- Yes, yes.
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Human foibles fascinate me.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Where have you two been?
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Mom bought me these clogs.
Aren't they great?
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Oh!
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She bought you clogs.
With my money.
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So, officially,
I bought you clogs.
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No, Bob,
I bought her the clogs.
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Get in the car, Donna.
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I'm gonna buy you something.
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Uh, actually, Dad,
I've got homework and...
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Do you love your daddy?
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Yes. Let's go.
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Looks like you're going shopping
with the big ass!
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I don't think so.
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Eric, go to the store and get me
three pounds of ground beef, lean.
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Mom, look, before you go and blow
20 more cents a pound on ground beef...
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this guy is not gonna get
Laurie back into college.
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She is stupid and evil.
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Mostly stupid.
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Eric, she is not stupid.
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She's just...
She has... special...
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Just go.
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Hyde!
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Oh, honey,
just share the room with Eric!
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No, thank you.
I'm fine.
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Ohh!
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Busted!
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- No way!
- Yep.
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Laurie and her professor tonguing in the
garage like hungry dogs. It was disgusting.
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No. No, you see, because Laurie
wouldn't just make out with some old guy.
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She wouldn't do that!
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No, it's true, man.
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I was in the upstairs closet
trying out my cot, and I saw 'em.
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It was like live porno.
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But not good porno,
'cause he's, like, really old.
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It was like old, bad porno.
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Michael, why do you care
if Laurie kisses the professor?
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Yeah, Kelso.
Why do you care?
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Well...
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because.
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You see, it's wrong
for an old person...
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to make out with
an innocent, young student.
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God, you're noble.
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Innocent?
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Okay, Eric, no offense...
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but your sister
is as slutty as they come.
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Eric, are you gonna
let her say that about your sister?
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Sure.
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Hey, Forman...
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did you realize that
there's a room back here, man?
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And it barely stinks!
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Perfect!
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You can sit back there, beneath your bare bulb,
writing angry letters to the government.
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Oh, don't think I won't!
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You see what's
beautiful here, people?
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I finally have something on Laurie.
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I own her! Oh, yeah!
She is so screwed!
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All right, just be nice.
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Look. Did everyone
see my hickey?
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Somebody loves me.
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Moron, you gave that to yourself.
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It's still wet.
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Oh, no, I did not.
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Somebody loves me.
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There is a lady love.
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There is!
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So, you like
the shirt I bought you?
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It's very nice.
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I wasn't sure, because you didn't
put it on in the store...
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like you did with the clogs.
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I knew it.
You hate the shirt.
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- Nice digs, huh?
- It's perfect.
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This is the room where we put all that crap
we just can't throw away.
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Like you.
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Forman, is it just me, or do your mom and dad
like me a lot better than they like you?
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See, I kid, but you hurt.
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Boys! Dinner!
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All right, man. You ready to make Laurie
squeal like the family pig?
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Ohh... yes.
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You're gonna punk out, aren't you?
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Well, it is my nature.
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Look, Forman...
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you've always been
the runt of the litter.
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This is your chance
to bite the big dog on the ass.
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So my advice to you is...
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bite the big dog on the ass.
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Okay, what if I let her off
with a warning? You know?
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Just this one time.
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Well, that would be
the mature choice.
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But not evil!
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You gotta think evil, man!
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Where would we be
without the A-bomb?
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- Well, actually, the war was all but won when...
- Shut up!
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Okay, now, let's review.
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Daddy, Eric has dirty magazines
under his bed.
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Daddy, Eric snuck out last night.
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Daddy, I saw Eric
drinking all your beer.
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Daddy, Eric made it hard for me to
concentrate, so I flunked out of college!
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Daddy, Eric used all my hand lotion.
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Okay, that bitch is dead.
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So, um, this news
about Laurie leaving...
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it's just a little ray of sunshine.
247
00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:32,550
Well, I just wish that more teachers
cared about their students like you do.
248
00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:36,520
I think it all started going downhill
when you couldn't paddle the kids anymore.
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Pansy-ass Supreme Court.
250
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- Shut up.
- Okay.
251
00:16:42,094 --> 00:16:45,222
Hey, Forman?
He who hesitates is boned.
252
00:16:46,665 --> 00:16:49,828
Laurie is one of the most gifted
young women in my class.
253
00:16:49,902 --> 00:16:52,063
I've always enjoyed having her.
254
00:16:55,741 --> 00:16:57,732
I own you.
255
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:03,311
- Is there something wrong with the bread?
- No. Why?
256
00:17:06,018 --> 00:17:08,009
Oh. Laurie.
257
00:17:09,254 --> 00:17:11,188
I know something...
258
00:17:11,256 --> 00:17:13,190
that you don't know that I know.
259
00:17:13,258 --> 00:17:15,192
You know?
260
00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:17,194
Yes, yes.
261
00:17:17,262 --> 00:17:21,028
Tell us, Forman,
so that we can all know.
262
00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:23,533
You don't know anything.
263
00:17:23,602 --> 00:17:28,198
And if you do know something,
I will make you sorry you were ever born.
264
00:17:28,273 --> 00:17:30,639
For your information,
I'm already sorry I was ever born.
265
00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:32,370
Eric!
266
00:17:32,444 --> 00:17:35,208
See?
267
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:39,376
So, what does she need to do
to get back into school?
268
00:17:39,451 --> 00:17:42,887
Well, she'll have to work with me.
269
00:17:42,955 --> 00:17:44,889
Make a commitment to school.
270
00:17:44,957 --> 00:17:47,187
She'll really have to buckle down.
271
00:17:49,261 --> 00:17:52,924
What do you think, Laurie?
Are you willing to give it a go?
272
00:17:52,998 --> 00:17:56,263
Oh, Mother, she's very willing.
273
00:17:57,970 --> 00:18:00,996
You know, Dad, I just saw
the most interesting thing today...
274
00:18:01,073 --> 00:18:03,007
in the garage.
275
00:18:03,075 --> 00:18:05,009
Burst into flames!
276
00:18:05,077 --> 00:18:07,375
Burst into flames!
Burst into flames!
277
00:18:07,446 --> 00:18:10,882
It was just...
It was so surprising.
278
00:18:10,949 --> 00:18:13,247
Oh! Eric, do tell.
279
00:18:13,318 --> 00:18:15,252
I saw Laurie...
280
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,346
I'm in love
with your daughter.
281
00:18:24,129 --> 00:18:26,495
- Dad...
- That's it! Come here!
282
00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:32,931
- Did you two have fun?
- A blast.
283
00:18:33,005 --> 00:18:37,704
Oh, Donna, that shirt your father
bought you makes you look so fat.
284
00:18:37,776 --> 00:18:41,872
Yeah? Well, those clogs
make you look like a duck.
285
00:18:41,947 --> 00:18:44,882
Okay, you know what?
Both you guys really need to shut up.
286
00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:46,884
I'm so sick
of hearing you fight.
287
00:18:46,952 --> 00:18:49,580
Do you even know
what you're fighting about?
288
00:18:49,655 --> 00:18:51,282
Well, I know she started it!
289
00:18:51,356 --> 00:18:54,655
I only got mad 'cause I knew
you were gonna get mad.
290
00:18:54,726 --> 00:18:56,660
All right, okay.
You know what? Whatever.
291
00:18:56,728 --> 00:19:00,186
Just no more fighting with each other
through me. Got it?
292
00:19:02,734 --> 00:19:06,568
Although I would like you to continue
buying me things. I mean, thank you.
293
00:19:06,638 --> 00:19:08,572
She likes the shirt better
294
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,700
- You're an ass, Bob.
- Ooh! Good comeback! Ooh!
295
00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:14,610
Oooh!
296
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:19,216
Mr. Forman, I really wanna
get Laurie back in school.
297
00:19:24,923 --> 00:19:28,882
Oh, for God's sake, Laurie! The man's in
love with you, and you still couldn't pass?
298
00:19:32,064 --> 00:19:34,055
So?
299
00:19:36,335 --> 00:19:39,361
So I guess I disappointed you, Daddy.
300
00:19:39,438 --> 00:19:41,998
I'm really sorry.
301
00:19:42,074 --> 00:19:47,011
I just wish he wouldn't have taken advantage
of me and my love for education!
302
00:19:48,013 --> 00:19:50,607
That is just so weak.
303
00:19:51,616 --> 00:19:53,345
Well...
304
00:19:53,418 --> 00:19:56,751
I guess you're not the first student
to be taken advantage of by a teacher.
305
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:58,551
Where you going with that, Dad?
306
00:19:58,623 --> 00:20:01,751
Just try not to be too hard on yourself.
307
00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:03,920
No. No!
308
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:06,259
No!
309
00:20:07,632 --> 00:20:10,157
And the really sad thing is...
310
00:20:10,235 --> 00:20:12,635
Eric saw him kiss me today...
311
00:20:12,704 --> 00:20:15,639
and he didn't even try to stop him!
312
00:20:15,707 --> 00:20:18,198
'Cause she wanted it!
313
00:20:18,276 --> 00:20:21,211
You knew about this,
and you didn't do anything?
314
00:20:21,279 --> 00:20:22,837
She's your sister!
315
00:20:24,082 --> 00:20:26,448
Yeah... Eric. Why?
316
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:30,586
I'll deal with you later, Eric.
317
00:20:30,655 --> 00:20:32,589
Come on, Laurie.
318
00:20:32,657 --> 00:20:35,091
I'll make you a cup of coffee and...
319
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,594
explain to you the nature of men...
320
00:20:37,662 --> 00:20:40,654
something I thought you already knew,
but apparently you don't.
321
00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:46,133
Oh, Eric. I forgive you.
322
00:20:47,472 --> 00:20:49,872
Well, this is unforgivable.
323
00:20:50,976 --> 00:20:53,035
In fact, you suck!
324
00:20:55,347 --> 00:20:57,372
I'll be in my room.
325
00:21:00,185 --> 00:21:02,847
Oh, Mom.
326
00:21:02,921 --> 00:21:05,014
Oh, my God, Mom.
327
00:21:07,259 --> 00:21:10,194
I had her in my sights.
328
00:21:10,262 --> 00:21:13,254
I mean, she was right in the crosshairs.
329
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:17,700
Oh, honey.
330
00:21:17,769 --> 00:21:21,603
You know I love you
and your sister equally.
331
00:21:22,841 --> 00:21:25,776
But if you ever get
an opportunity again...
332
00:21:25,844 --> 00:21:28,608
for God's sake, pull the trigger.
333
00:21:37,055 --> 00:21:39,580
I'm gonna tell you something, Laurie.
334
00:21:39,658 --> 00:21:42,388
If you slept with that professor,
it's over between you and me.
335
00:21:42,461 --> 00:21:44,986
Kelso, I slept with him a thousand times.
336
00:21:45,063 --> 00:21:48,032
Why must you hurt me?
337
00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:50,158
Shut up.
338
00:21:50,235 --> 00:21:52,669
Hey! Hey! Get out!
339
00:21:52,737 --> 00:21:54,830
Get out! I hate you both!
340
00:21:59,911 --> 00:22:02,505
Go home, Fez.
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