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Eric, you've hardly touched
your breakfast.
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That's because
I don't know what it is.
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Well, it's just...
it's eggs and hash...
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and some... surprises.
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- Mom, why aren't you eating it?
- Well, I have never been a breakfast person.
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- Is this rabbit?
- No.
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Mom, if Daddy gets a job,
can we stop eating dog food?
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Laurie, it is not dog food.
And, God, I hope so.
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So? Would you hire me?
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I'd hire you, Daddy, especially
if the position was World's Best Father.
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Oh, you make me sick.
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Is it horse?
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No, it is not horse.
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Honey, now I know you've been just
a little bit blue since the plant closed.
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So, I got you a present.
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Ta-da!
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"You're Hired!
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The Essential Guide
For Job Hunting."
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Kitty, I don't need that.
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I've been working
since I was 16.
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I fought in two wars.
Hell, I killed people.
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I... I'm not saying
that I didn't enjoy it.
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No, no, no, no. I just, I thought
it'd give you a little edge.
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I don't need an edge.
I'm Red Forman.
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I'm experienced, loyal,
hardworking.
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- That's the trifecta of employability!
- Well, thanks, sweetie.
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- Good luck, honey.
- Bye, Daddy!
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- Okay.
- I got it!
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It's tongue.
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It's tongue.
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All right, it's official.
My parents are freaks!
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Which one of you
is my boyfriend again?
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Right, it's you. You're taking me out
of this stinkin' town tonight!
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Wait, wait, wait. Donna, don't you wanna
know why Fez is in his undies?
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No.
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It is a really crazy story.
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Oh. Oh, you know what?
I'll tell you a crazy story.
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It all started like
four minutes ago.
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Oh, good God.
What are you guys doing now?
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Yoga. I'm trying to align
your father's chakras.
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I didn't even know the damn things
were out of whack.
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Why can't you guys be normal?
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Donna, your negativity is bruising
our auras. Please leave.
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- Gladly.
- Oh, and, honey.
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We're also exploring tantric sex.
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So, if you hear any strange noises coming
from Mommy and Daddy's bedroom tonight...
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Ew! Why must you guys
freak me out on a daily basis?
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I don't want to picture you naked.
And I'm leaving now.
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Forever.
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Ouch. Okay, Donna.
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I think we need to take you out
for some dirty bad fun.
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Thank you, Eric.
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Oh, you want dirty bad fun?
Listen to this.
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I came here fully clothed...
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Ooh! No, no, no.
I know!
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There's this new club
that opened in Chicago.
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It's supposed to be like... like the
hottest spot this side of Studio 54.
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My God, you guys, that's perfect.
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No, no, Michael, we can't go.
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My parents are gonna be out late tonight,
and we have to study.
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Study? Ah, what a gyp!
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- I'm going to the club.
- No, no, Michael.
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You're coming over
to my house tonight.
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And we're gonna..."study".
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Fine!
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God, I never get to do anything fun.
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God, you're dumb.
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I guess that's why
I gotta go study.
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Hi. Red Forman...
experienced, loyal, hardworking.
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Yeah.
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- Hey!
- Hey, it's Red.
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It's all of you guys from
the, uh... from the plant, huh?
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So, we're all going
after the same job.
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Well, that's, uh...
that's terrific.
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Well, I wish I had your confidence, Red.
I got nothing.
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All I could think to do was tell this guy
I'm experienced, loyal and hardworking.
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Son of a bitch.
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So, I brought my books.
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Michael, we're not gonna study.
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We're not?
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No.
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My parents are gonna
be gone for hours.
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Oh!
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So, what do you wanna do?
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Oh, check it out. Bowie.
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Man, he's cool.
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Yeah, androgynous guys
are so manly.
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Michael, do you know
who would look totally, totally sexy...
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glammed up like Bowie?
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Who?
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- You, Michael.
- You're crazy.
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No, I'm not glam.
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Come on, Michael.
You have such pretty eyes.
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- Well, my lashes do go out like a mile.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And with this,
I can flip 'em up.
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- No way!
- Yeah, yeah!
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- Eric, you here?
- Yeah, I'm in the living room, baby.
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- What are you staring at?
- You're really... brick house.
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- Thanks. You wanna...
- Shh.
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Let me just stare
at you for a second.
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- Can we just...
- Hup.
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Okay, I'm good.
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- God, this is stupid.
- Shut up, Michael. I'm almost done.
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I can't believe I let you
talk me into this.
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- Okay. Here. Take a look.
- Fine.
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Okay, yeah,
my eyes are gorgeous.
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See? See? I told you.
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Michael, do you know
what you need now? Some blush.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jackie.
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All right, glam is one thing,
but I think we're crossing over into weird.
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No, no, trust me, Michael,
we're not.
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With cheekbones like that,
blush is your best friend.
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Yeah, I do have
bitchin' cheekbones.
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Okay, let's blush!
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People are so friendly
around here.
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Two women on the corner
just offered to have sex with me.
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Yeah. For money, Fez.
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I could not ask them
for money.
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Or could I?
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Wow, guys.
Check out this crowd.
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I know. This is gonna be so great!
Let's go see how long the wait is.
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- Excuse me, how long...
- You're in.
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Oh, man, I'm so up for this.
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Not you.
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Well, that's fine.
I'll just wait with you guys.
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- No, we're next. Go in.
- Yeah?
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All right,
I'll see you guys inside.
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You know what? This is probably
just some kind of fire code thing.
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Yeah, okay. Wait.
What's going on? We're next.
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No. You're not.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, Archie...
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I'm here to let the cool people
in and keep the geeks out.
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Those poor stupid geeks!
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Oh, my God.
We are geeks.
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Hey, did slipping
the bouncer a ten work?
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Yes, it did, Hyde.
That's why I'm inside the club.
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There you are.
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This place is awesome.
Why aren't you inside?
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Oh, we were in.
We were on the inside.
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- I didn't see you.
- Oh, yeah, we waved at you. But you were, uh...
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- Dancing.
- Excellent.
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Uh, you were dancing.
And then we went through this...
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- Door.
- Yes. We went through this door.
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And we were locked out.
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And then we had to get in
the back of the line, so...
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When you get back inside,
find me.
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- Go. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- We'll meet you on the inside.
- Okay.
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- You go.
- Go.
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- That was really smooth.
- Smooth enough to get us in?
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No.
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Okay, that's it.
You must take me in.
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Why?
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Because I feel the hot rhythm
of disco burning in my loins.
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Watch.
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Okay, you're in.
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So long, losers!
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You're saying that this stuff
won't come off?
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Like even if I cry?
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Man, that's great.
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Oh, Michael, you are the best doll
I have ever had.
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You know what?
I have the perfect gown for you.
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All right, Jackie.
Slow down.
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Okay, wearing lipstick
is one thing...
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but a gown,
that's kind of fruity.
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No, no, it's not, Michael.
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Bowie wears dresses.
Joe Namath wears panty hose.
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Jackie, no.
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- I'll be right back.
- Jackie, I said, "No!"
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All right, nothing too girlie.
And I mean it!
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Well, so much for your
"He can't stop both of us" theory.
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This bites, man!
He can't keep us out of there.
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I mean, what...
Did we wake up in Russia this morning?
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No.
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We did not, in fact,
wake up in Russia this morning!
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I didn't think so!
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Hey, let me tell you something, pal.
You're propping up a dying system, man.
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'Cause, see, some day soon,
people are gonna wake up...
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and they're gonna realize
that most of us don't fit into your...
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Hollywood, Madison Avenue,
candy-coated ideal of what's cool.
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And when we do,
we're gonna rise up.
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We're gonna put you on trial, then parade
through the streets with your head on a stick!
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Righteous political outrage.
You're in.
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All right.
I'll see ya later, Forman.
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Yeah, well...
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when the revolution comes, man...
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your back's gonna be
up against the wall...
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Damn it, let me in!
My girlfriend's in there!
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The foxy redhead?
I thought that was your sister.
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What does she see in you?
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You know what she sees, buddy?
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You know what she sees?
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Well, let me tell you something.
If she was the bouncer...
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I'd be in that stupid club
right now, you big ass.
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Yeah, I said it.
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Hi, honey.
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Uh-oh.
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- I didn't get the job.
- Okay, well, you will get them next time.
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Ah, Kitty...
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the world's changin'.
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Things aren't turning out
the way I expected.
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Well, Red, what did you expect?
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Well, I don't know.
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Take that, Hirohito. And that.
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Yes, with America's victory
overseas now complete...
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our fighting boys return home...
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where the American workingman...
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takes his rightful place on the throne.
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"Hi, honey.
How was your day?"
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"They gave me another raise."
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"Oh, honey.
With all the money you make...
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it's no wonder
I don't have to work."
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Daughter Laurie
has a question.
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"Daddy, why is the American economy
the envy of the world?"
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"Well," says Dad...
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"it's because the American worker
is experienced...
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loyal and hardworking."
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Looks like Junior
has some good news.
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"Say, Dad, you can stop
giving me money now.
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"I just got a football
scholarship to Notre Dame.
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"I guess experience,
loyalty...
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and hard work
really do pay off."
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Daughter Laurie
has another question.
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"Daddy, can you tell me why Germany
and Japan's economies never recovered?"
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"It's simple.
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They are not experienced.
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"They are not hardworking.
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"They are not loyal.
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And they do not speak English."
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Speaking of work,
Mom has to go grocery shopping.
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"Can I have the keys
to the Cadillac?"
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"Forget the Cadillac!
Take the hovercraft."
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"Red, the hovercraft?"
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The hovercraft?
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What? They promised us
hovercrafts.
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It's just another
damn broken promise.
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Okay. Cream. Two sugars.
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Well, you just drink up and
I'll just... I don't know... head inside.
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- Yeah. No.
- Oh, come on! You suck!
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Mr. Big Shot Bouncer,
Mr. I Open and Close the Rope...
242
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Mr. Boatman on the River Styx.
243
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Just... God, I bet you've never been excluded
from anything in your whole life!
244
00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:55,863
Hey, that's not fair!
I've been excluded from lots of things.
245
00:17:55,937 --> 00:17:58,565
Yeah, like what?
246
00:18:02,477 --> 00:18:05,105
Oh, no, okay.
Uh, when I was in kindergarten...
247
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we used to play
Duck, Duck, Goose...
248
00:18:08,216 --> 00:18:12,380
and nobody ever picked me
to be the goose.
249
00:18:12,454 --> 00:18:15,548
Oh, wow.
That must have really hurt.
250
00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:18,949
I didn't care.
251
00:18:19,961 --> 00:18:22,225
You didn't care? Uh-huh.
252
00:18:22,297 --> 00:18:25,494
So you were just sitting there,
watching this kid go around the circle.
253
00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:27,899
Duck. Duck. Duck.
He'd get closer and closer.
254
00:18:27,969 --> 00:18:30,130
Duck. You'd be shaking
with anticipation.
255
00:18:30,205 --> 00:18:32,196
Duck. Maybe he'll pick me. Duck.
256
00:18:32,274 --> 00:18:34,572
Maybe I'll get to run and laugh
with the joy of being the goose.
257
00:18:34,643 --> 00:18:37,168
Then he'd come to you, place his hand
on your head, and say, "Duck."
258
00:18:37,245 --> 00:18:39,475
- And you're telling me you didn't care?
- Yeah, it hurts.
259
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Yes, it... Thank you!
That's what I'm saying!
260
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And now,
you have made me...
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the duck.
262
00:18:49,457 --> 00:18:51,584
Wow.
263
00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:53,594
Oh, man, I didn't realize.
264
00:18:54,996 --> 00:18:57,794
Dance, goose, dance.
265
00:19:20,522 --> 00:19:23,685
Oh, God, Michael. In that dress,
you are way prettier than Bowie.
266
00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:26,352
Hell, I'm prettier than you.
267
00:19:27,996 --> 00:19:30,624
That's not funny, Michael.
268
00:19:33,568 --> 00:19:36,537
Did you just hear a car pull up?
269
00:19:36,605 --> 00:19:42,510
Relax, Jackie, your parents aren't supposed
to be home for, like, another hour.
270
00:19:42,577 --> 00:19:44,807
Now, spin me.
271
00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:54,817
- Hi, Daddy.
- We're studying.
272
00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:59,190
No, no. Daddy, no! Daddy, I love him.
273
00:20:03,265 --> 00:20:07,258
- Wow. What a night, right?
- Oh, exactly.
274
00:20:12,374 --> 00:20:14,808
Donna, why are you with me?
275
00:20:14,876 --> 00:20:17,868
Um, the bouncer
wanted to know.
276
00:20:21,383 --> 00:20:24,011
What'd you tell him?
277
00:20:24,085 --> 00:20:26,849
You know, I couldn't
think of a reason.
278
00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:31,181
Hmm.
279
00:20:31,259 --> 00:20:35,719
You know, come to think of it,
I can't either.
280
00:20:35,797 --> 00:20:39,289
What I need to do is find a guy
who's like totally different from you.
281
00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:43,463
Maybe big, and dumb,
and, you know, not nice to me.
282
00:20:43,538 --> 00:20:46,029
Oh, and no sense of humor,
so when I tell a joke, he doesn't get it.
283
00:20:46,107 --> 00:20:48,132
- I mean, that's a real turn on.
- Okay, enough.
284
00:20:48,209 --> 00:20:50,541
No, no, no, seriously,
thank you.
285
00:20:50,612 --> 00:20:54,412
I mean, if you hadn't pointed this out to me,
I might have wasted years with you.
286
00:20:54,482 --> 00:20:58,145
I mean, I almost
had sex with you.
287
00:20:58,219 --> 00:21:01,552
Whoo! Thank you.
288
00:21:01,623 --> 00:21:05,081
Okay, I think the question
has become, why am I with you?
289
00:21:10,231 --> 00:21:12,461
Oh, right. Okay.
290
00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:19,202
I had a great time.
Good night.
291
00:21:39,928 --> 00:21:44,558
Yeah. Last night I was with Jackie.
292
00:21:44,632 --> 00:21:48,363
Tonight, I'll be with Laurie.
293
00:21:48,436 --> 00:21:51,530
That's just the kind of life
that a stud like me leads.
294
00:21:55,643 --> 00:21:57,406
What?
295
00:21:57,479 --> 00:22:01,210
Kelso, your mascara's running.
296
00:22:01,282 --> 00:22:03,307
Damn!
297
00:22:03,385 --> 00:22:06,377
She told me it was waterproof.
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