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Yeah, even the radio works.
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And all the doors,
they open.
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And it's got brakes too.
I mean...
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Can you believe this?
I mean, my uncle, he just gave it to me.
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He gave it
to me for free.
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That is insane.
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I would pay
tens of dollars for this.
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Or not.
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Did he own a cat?
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- Yeah, I'm getting an air freshener for that.
- Yeah, get a big one.
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Guys, guys, this thing
is like a bedroom on wheels.
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Uh... Uh, no more,
"Michael, the backseat's too small.
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"Michael,
you're on my hair.
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Michael,
you're choking me."
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That's over.
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Wow, look at
this piece of junk.
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This is my van.
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Yeah? You know,
I had a Ford delivery van in high school.
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It's a lot of fun till somebody gets preg...
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You gotta be careful in this van,
you know what I mean?
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An idiot would know
what you mean.
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What do you mean?
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Sell the van, kid.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- Oh, I'm happy.
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All right. You know what? Shouldn't
you guys be meditating or something?
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Hey. Come here,
Forman.
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I want you to feast your eyes
on this very large and flat cargo area.
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Wow. You could haul
plywood in this.
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Right.
Or Donna.
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Why would I wanna haul...
Oh, right. Okay.
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Nah. No. You know what? She wouldn't
do it in a van. She wants it to be special.
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What are you guys
talkin' about?
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Oh... Uh, plywood.
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Good. Good.
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- 'Cause I'm not doin' it in a van.
- Oh.
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Oh, you know what'll
make it really special?
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Not talking to your friends
about us doin' it.
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Okay, Eric, it's your father's last
day at work. But don't mention it.
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In fact, my advice to both you kids
is just... just eat and get out.
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Mrs. Forman, I could hide
in the basement.
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No, no. I am not gonna have
you kids leave without your breakfast.
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You know what's fun?
A bacon sandwich.
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Here. You can eat it
in the car.
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- Morning.
- Oh, great.
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Now your father's gonna see
three mouths he has to feed.
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Oh, you're wearing
your University of Wisconsin sweatshirt.
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- Yeah, Mother, I went there.
- No, you flunked out of there.
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You might as well just wear your "University
of I Wasted My Father's Money" sweatshirt.
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Take it off.
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Oh, God, no.
Leave it on.
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She lacks character,
Mrs. Forman.
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Shut up. You are lucky
to even live here.
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You're an orphan.
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She called me
an orphan.
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Hey, he's not an orphan.
His mom just abandoned him.
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Shut up, Forman!
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Okay, that's it.
Everybody hide in the basement. Go.
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Morning.
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Amen.
Everybody sit and eat.
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- How are you?
- Great.
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So, um,
what are you doing?
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Reading.
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Having some coffee.
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Is the coffee good?
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Okay. Everybody knows...
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that today is
my last day at work.
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Last day that
the plant is open.
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So, I just want
to tell you all...
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that everything
is going to be great.
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So, great.
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Daddy, that is
such good news.
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Can I have $20?
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You get in the basement.
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So, Jackie...
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what do you think?
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Oh, Michael,
it's horrible!
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What are you talkin' about?
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You said it was cool
on the phone, Michael, but it's not.
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I-It's horrible.
I can't be seen in this.
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It's like... Yuck...
It's like having a sty.
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Uh-oh. This van will not be rocking.
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Oh, sure is something.
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Twenty-three years working here,
and now it's all gone.
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Course, you're gonna find work.
You're a supervisor.
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Well...
That's true. Excuse me.
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Sad as hell, ain't it, Red? Gee, it's a
real bad time for me to be gettin' laid off.
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You know, my husband, Bucky,
his skin graft didn't take.
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Yeah, that's, uh...
that's, uh, real sad, Amy.
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Red. Dale. Amy.
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Hey, I'm stealing
office supplies.
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Red, you didn't want
your stapler, did ya?
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- No.
- Good, 'cause I already stole it.
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Hey, Red, you know, uh...
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we're all gonna go over
to Charlie's for one last drink.
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I thought maybe
you could pop in for one.
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Oh, no, I, uh...
I don't, uh, pop...
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I told you he wouldn't come with us.
He hates us.
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Well, I...
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Yeah, baby.
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Yep.
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You and me
are going places.
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Havin' my baby
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It's another way of saying
how much I love you
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Havin' my baby
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Yeah! Paul Anka!
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Man! You kick some
serious musical ass.
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- Thank you, Kelso.
- Man, I knew once I got my van...
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I'd be having some bitchin'
Hollywood parties.
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Right on, Kelso.
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I love the van.
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It's a real Lyle Waggoner place to be.
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Yeah. Yeah.
With a ride like this...
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you must get
a butt load of ladies.
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Actually, Paul,
I'm just with Jackie at the moment.
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Just Jackie?
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What are you,
an idiot?
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Well, Lyle, Paul...
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I know that a fine machine
like this would...
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well, snag me
lots of pelt.
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But I... I love Jackie.
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And a real man can deny
his man instincts.
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- Who ya talkin' to?
- Oh!
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Ahh.
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Oh, hello...
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Laurie.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm bored.
There's nothing on TV.
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So, this is
your new ride, huh?
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- It is.
- Mm-hmm.
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It's really,
uh, roomy.
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Listen, Laurie, uh, I... I don't think
you should be in here.
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I mean, I... I know
we've made out...
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a couple dozen times...
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- Twice.
- Okay.
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Uh, but that's over.
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Gosh, I sure do
feel close to you, Kelso.
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Ahh-ha-ha-ha.
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Ah, listen, Laurie,
I... I... I...
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I don't think
my girlfriend, Jackie...
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would like you
sitting on me.
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I think you like me
sitting on you.
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In fact, I know you do.
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Okay.
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But that's not the point.
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Shut up, Kelso.
This is your lucky day.
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Laurie, don't. Stop.
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Hey, uh... uh...
Those are my pants.
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No!
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Yes. Yes.
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So, what's new, Kelso?
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Oh, man.
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I mean, nothing.
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So, Eric,
i-isn't your sister hot?
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No.
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In fact, Kelso, I think you're the only
loser here who thinks she is hot.
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Not true.
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I have pictured her naked
hundreds of times.
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Why, just this morning,
I was taking a shower...
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Come on, Fez, man.
It is absolutely inappropriate...
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and disrespectful to talk
about how hot somebody else's sister is...
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no matter how bad
you want to give it to her.
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Right, Kelso?
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Oh, man.
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Oh, man.
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- I...
- What is it, boy?
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Is there trouble?
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Is there something you want
to tell us about Eric's sister?
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I totally did it with her!
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I'm sorry, man.
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What?
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I... I mean, she took
advantage of me.
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Uh... Uh, I'm... I'm violated.
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You idiot.
Your thumbs are still up.
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Acting's hard.
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Hey, shut up, perv.
That's my sister.
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- Come on.
- I know.
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It is forbidden,
taboo, titillating.
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Isn't it ironic that titillating
has the word "tit" in it?
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Oh, man. That reminds me...
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No! Shut up!
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Look, I swear to God, you say one more word
about my sister, and I'm gonna tell Jackie.
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Man...
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I forgot about Jackie.
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Right. Right. You forgot you have this huge,
bitchy anchor tied around your neck.
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I mean...
It could happen.
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So, I guess the first time
it actually really happened...
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was when I was
horseback riding.
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Huh.
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So, you know...
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I think this van could be pretty nice.
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You know,
I'm glad he got it.
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At least it's a step
towards responsibility.
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Maybe Michael's maturing.
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Yeah, hang on
to that dream, Jackie.
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Donna, I'm serious.
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I think he's growing up.
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I'm so proud of him that if I weren't
already sleeping with him...
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I'd sleep with him.
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So, have you
and Eric done it yet?
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Yeah, we did it,
and I forgot to mention it.
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Oh.
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So, what's the holdup?
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Whatever.
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It'll happen when it happens.
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Sure.
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Yeah, I guess if I were Eric's girlfriend,
I would not be in a hurry to do it either.
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You know what?
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Maybe you should ask Kelso
if you could borrow his van some night.
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Cool.
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So, like, uh...
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Which night?
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I don't know.
Some night.
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Is that
like a Wednesday?
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Could be.
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Could tonight
be some night?
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No.
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Well...
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I don't know.
Maybe.
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Yeah?
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- You sure?
- Hey, where are the cushions?
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Look at me.
I'm almost 50.
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You're not over 50?
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- Oh, you gotta shut up.
- Shut up.
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I only know how to do one thing.
I've been doing it my whole life.
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It's not like another one of these plants
is gonna open up in this crap hole.
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How am I gonna
support my family?
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Aw, to hell with it.
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At least I got you guys.
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And I love you guys!
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Okay. Um, thank you for calling, Amy.
Yeah, bye.
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Eric, you have to go
pick your father up at Charlie's Bar.
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At Charlie's?
Oh, is he drunk?
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No, he's not drunk.
He's... He's not feeling well.
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Red's drunk.
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He is not. He is just...
He's not feeling well.
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Come on, Fez.
My dad's drunk.
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He is not drunk.
He is not feeling well.
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Mmm. Michael, these cushions
are really nice.
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Where'd you get 'em?
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Uh, I found 'em.
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You're nesting, Michael.
That is so mature.
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All right, listen.
Jackie, we have to talk.
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This van is changing me.
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I know, Michael. I know.
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You do? Great.
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'Cause I want you to be on board
with what I'm gonna say.
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Transportation is
a big responsibility.
248
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:13,200
That is so true.
249
00:16:13,269 --> 00:16:16,602
Yeah. So, I'd like
to see other people.
250
00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:22,439
No.
251
00:16:22,512 --> 00:16:26,278
Wh-What I mean to say is that
you and I should see other people.
252
00:16:26,349 --> 00:16:29,011
No.
253
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:34,681
Okay. Wh-What if
just I see other people?
254
00:16:34,757 --> 00:16:36,725
No.
255
00:16:37,793 --> 00:16:39,954
Okay.
256
00:16:40,029 --> 00:16:41,963
Okay.
257
00:16:46,168 --> 00:16:50,867
- Hey.
- Hey, hey. The gang's all here.
258
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:54,137
- How ya doin', Fez?
- Oh, my God. He knows my name.
259
00:16:56,546 --> 00:16:59,014
Hey, are those sideburns?
260
00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:01,675
Since eighth grade.
261
00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:04,049
Hey, bring these guys
a beer.
262
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:07,521
Uh, no. Dad, I'm supposed
to take you home. Mom said so.
263
00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:12,425
Normally, you do
what your mother says.
264
00:17:12,495 --> 00:17:16,192
Sometimes, you know,
you're a dumb-ass.
265
00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:21,064
But mostly...
266
00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:23,071
you're a good kid.
267
00:17:23,139 --> 00:17:25,505
Thank you, sir.
268
00:17:25,575 --> 00:17:29,568
But this was
my last day at work.
269
00:17:29,645 --> 00:17:34,776
And I didn't get a party.
And I didn't get a gold watch.
270
00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:36,909
And I didn't get crap.
271
00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:41,184
So...
272
00:17:41,257 --> 00:17:43,316
let's drink.
273
00:17:52,401 --> 00:17:54,801
- Hello?
- Hello, Mother?
274
00:17:54,870 --> 00:17:56,963
Hi, Mom!
275
00:17:59,809 --> 00:18:01,743
This is your son, Eric.
276
00:18:02,745 --> 00:18:04,679
I am not feeling well.
277
00:18:12,555 --> 00:18:14,580
I'll be right there.
278
00:18:22,064 --> 00:18:23,998
Oh, Red.
279
00:18:27,703 --> 00:18:30,399
I love you, Kitty.
280
00:18:31,407 --> 00:18:33,568
Uh-huh.
281
00:18:35,578 --> 00:18:37,705
Bartender, could I have
two coffees, please?
282
00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:39,714
I'll have two more beers.
283
00:18:39,782 --> 00:18:43,718
- Red.
- Okay. Okay. I'll just have the one beer.
284
00:18:45,021 --> 00:18:47,216
This isn't like you, Red.
285
00:18:47,289 --> 00:18:49,519
What? I can't have
a beer?
286
00:18:49,592 --> 00:18:52,857
No, hanging around with people.
You hate people.
287
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,134
Yeah, I do.
288
00:19:03,105 --> 00:19:06,768
- You know, we're gonna get through this.
- Yeah, I know.
289
00:19:06,842 --> 00:19:10,039
Oh, heck. We've been through
worse times than these.
290
00:19:11,814 --> 00:19:13,748
Just for
the fun of it, Kitty...
291
00:19:16,619 --> 00:19:18,985
when was that?
292
00:19:21,957 --> 00:19:24,084
Well, I don't know.
293
00:19:26,262 --> 00:19:29,026
- Are you worried?
- Nope.
294
00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:31,931
Are you worried?
295
00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:33,969
No.
296
00:19:34,036 --> 00:19:36,004
Naw, I'm not worried, Kitty.
297
00:19:39,642 --> 00:19:42,076
I'm too drunk
to be worried.
298
00:19:43,579 --> 00:19:48,516
Up against the wall
Redneck Mother
299
00:19:48,584 --> 00:19:50,518
Whoo-hoo.
300
00:19:50,586 --> 00:19:55,319
Mother, who has raised
a son so well
301
00:19:55,391 --> 00:19:58,485
Okay, you know what? Let's turn that off.
302
00:19:59,562 --> 00:20:02,725
Hey, I got
Amy's phone number.
303
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,091
Good for you, Steven.
304
00:20:06,168 --> 00:20:11,071
Well, I hope
she's still pretty tomorrow.
305
00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:15,577
Okay. You know what? Let's just turn
that "Redneck Mother" song back on.
306
00:20:17,646 --> 00:20:23,585
He was 34 and drinking
in a honky-tonk
307
00:20:25,187 --> 00:20:29,851
Kickin' hippies' asses
and raisin' hell
308
00:20:32,328 --> 00:20:34,421
Hey.
309
00:20:34,497 --> 00:20:37,330
God, where were you
last night?
310
00:20:37,399 --> 00:20:40,368
I went and had a few beers
with the old man.
311
00:20:43,672 --> 00:20:45,799
It was pretty special.
312
00:20:47,843 --> 00:20:51,802
Oh, 'cause, you know,
I... I came by.
313
00:20:56,085 --> 00:20:58,019
You came by?
314
00:20:59,922 --> 00:21:04,325
Yeah. I came by
'cause I was thinking...
315
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,588
last night was the night.
316
00:21:15,838 --> 00:21:18,671
- Last night?
- Mm-hmm.
317
00:21:19,742 --> 00:21:22,176
I will definitely
be here tonight.
318
00:21:22,244 --> 00:21:24,804
Nah, tonight
doesn't feel right.
319
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,212
- Right.
- Not the way last night felt.
320
00:21:27,283 --> 00:21:29,217
Oh, right.
321
00:21:31,887 --> 00:21:33,821
Oh, my God.
322
00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:40,290
I really do love Jackie.
323
00:21:40,362 --> 00:21:44,526
And she says that
we can't see other people. So...
324
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,091
Oh, sweet Kelso.
325
00:21:47,169 --> 00:21:50,502
You're a tool, and I will use you
when I please.
326
00:21:52,007 --> 00:21:53,941
Okay, baby?
327
00:21:54,009 --> 00:21:55,704
Okay.
328
00:21:56,779 --> 00:21:59,009
- Hi, Daddy.
- Hi, sweetie.
329
00:22:00,082 --> 00:22:04,018
Oh, Kelso.
330
00:22:04,086 --> 00:22:08,045
You watch your ass.
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