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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Yeah, that's right,
100 bags of manure.
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Yeah, the wife and I
are redoing the front lawn.
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And, tell you what, if I'm not there...
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just dump it all on the front porch.
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Bye-bye.
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Yeah, man, Coach Jefferson is gonna freak.
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Yeah, he just shouldn't have given me
that "D."
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Oh, no. Dick Tracy is trapped
in a giant clam.
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Farewell, sweet Dick!
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A man being eaten by a giant clam.
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Now, I'm not Sigmund Freud, but...
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Eric.
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The Omen is playing at the drive-in.
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You know what this means for us?
It's make-out city.
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I really like you as a friend, Kelso.
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Can I bring a girl?
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Yeah. Man, it's gonna be great.
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Horror movies turn on chicks
faster than porno.
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Really? Faster than that?
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Yeah. If only somebody would make
a porno horror movie.
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Yeah. Then there'd be no stopping you.
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Eric.
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Is that kid from, not America down here?
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- Dad, it's Fez.
- Yeah, whatever.
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The Erdmans called and they want him to...
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go home.
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Kelso, stop saying "porno."
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I didn't say it, Mr. Forman. Fez did.
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You are a bitch.
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Hanging out
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Down the street
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The same old thing
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We did last week
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Not a thing to do
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But talk to you
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Whoa, yeah
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Okay, you know what this is, Red?
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Some lady magazine.
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- It's Cosmo.
- No.
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I'm gonna tell you something, Red.
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I just took the "how spontaneous
is your relationship?" quiz.
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And you know what?
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- What?
- We got three out of ten.
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And I cheated.
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Gee, I can't help but notice
that you're pouting.
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No. I'm not pouting.
That would upset our routine.
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God knows, I wouldn't want
to move in a new direction...
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and accidentally slip
in a puddle of fun or anything.
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Okay. Here's a thought.
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How about you and I...
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treat ourselves to a night out?
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Just the two of us.
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That'd be great, Red.
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We'll go to Phillies.
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Phillies?
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So you'll have the Salisbury steak,
and I'll have the baked chicken. Again.
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Maybe I won't have the Salisbury steak.
I enjoy their ham.
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Oh, ham.
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Okay, then I can change
one answer on the quiz.
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So, okay, we have four out of ten.
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We have moved up from
"predictable as the tides"...
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to "humdrum."
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I'll just go change.
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Damn Cosmo.
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Son, when we took you in
as an exchange student...
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you became our responsibility.
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And we're concerned about
this gang of ruffians you hang out with.
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They are my friends.
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That's exactly what they want you to think.
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Now, we're not inflexible.
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I mean, we looked the other way
when you started wearing cologne.
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But now...
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you've brought the devil's music
into our home.
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No. That is not the devil's music.
It is Eric's.
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Rebecca, show the boy.
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Now, listen to what happens
when she plays it backwards.
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That cannot be good for the record.
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There it is! "Devil love me."
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"Devil lives!" It's clear as day.
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What's funny?
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In my language, the record just said:
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"I want to sex your monkey."
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Which I have never done.
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Donna, I was thinking
we should go see a movie tonight.
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Cool. I'd love to see
All the President's Men.
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Oh.
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I actually hear that isn't very good.
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Yeah. I was thinking maybe The Omen.
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Isn't that at the drive-in?
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Is that at the...
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Yeah, no, I guess it is.
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- So, do you want to go?
- Tonight?
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Yeah, sure.
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When the child
was 5 years old...
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something terrible happened.
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The truth. Where does it end?
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The Omen? That's at the drive-in.
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I know. I don't know what to do.
I mean, I really like Eric...
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and I'd like to have
a physical relationship, but...
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It's called, "make out," Donna.
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Say it.
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All right, make out.
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But I don't want it to be public.
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I don't want it to be tacky,
I don't want there to be pressure...
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and now it's this tacky,
public pressure make-out thing.
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I understand.
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Everybody wants
their first make-out to be special...
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in some place romantic.
Like Ireland. Or Disney World.
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Disney World?
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Right, sorry. So, let's focus.
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He asked you to the drive-in.
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Did Donna say yes?
And you said "yes"?
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Yes.
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Yes! This is great.
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- Me and Jackie will come with you.
- No.
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- Will you come with us?
- Why?
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- Why not?
- You'd be like competition.
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You'd be like a loophole.
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- Competition?
- Loophole?
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I'd have to keep up with you and Jackie.
That would make me nervous.
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I could always talk to you if I get nervous.
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'Cause you've got to be bored
with sex by now.
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What do you mean?
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- You and Jackie...
- You and Kelso...
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have done it a million times.
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True.
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We have never done it.
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Yeah. Slid into home on the second date.
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He got to third base once
and that was an accident.
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Whatever.
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Don't worry, we'll be there.
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Fine. We won't come.
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- Perfect.
- Thanks.
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Okay, now, see? This dress says:
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"Look at me. Notice me. Stare at me!"
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It's all wrong.
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No, you look terrific.
Especially for dinner at the Lion's Head.
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No, it's no good. What?
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The Lion's Head?
I thought we were going to Phillies.
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I changed my mind.
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You never do that.
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The Lion's Head.
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It is so fancy.
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They make the butter
look like little flowers.
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Yeah. And it's different.
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I mean, hell,
we haven't been there in years.
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- It'll be fun.
- This is so exciting!
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Okay, now, if we are going to go
to someplace that fancy...
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I have to shave your neck.
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I'll get the clippers, you hop in the tub.
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I am telling you, I heard it.
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The devil is singing backwards
on the record.
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It's not the devil, man.
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It's Congress.
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They passed a secret law...
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to put backward messages
in our records, man.
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They want to kill rock and roll...
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because they know
it makes us horny, man.
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Doesn't pretty much everything
make us horny?
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Cartoons make me horny.
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And food.
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When you play the record backwards,
you can hear the devil speak.
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I am starting to hear him everywhere.
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Satan is your master, Fez.
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Worship Satan.
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Before you worship Satan,
get him a cherry pop.
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Get Satan a cherry pop.
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A pop, man. Get me a pop.
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Fez, man, get me a pop.
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I'm sorry. I misunderstood.
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Satan's second choice is root beer.
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Werner, party of two.
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Werner, party of two.
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Red?
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What is this place?
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Excuse me.
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- What happened to the Lion's Head?
- Burned down. Five dead. Real sad.
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Welcome to Blanigan's.
May I take your name?
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I'll get back to you.
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What do you think?
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It certainly is different.
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- It might not be so bad.
- On your left, Sparky.
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- The staff is certainly enthusiastic.
- I'm sure I can get us a nice, quiet table.
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Happy birthday
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Happy birthday
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To you
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I'll put our name on the list.
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Forman. Party of two.
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Okey-dokey. That'll be about two hours.
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Here's $20.
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All right. We'll have something
in about 15 minutes.
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You don't want this place
to burn down twice, do you?
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- All right. We have something right now.
- That's what I thought.
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Sweetheart, this is our lucky night.
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Would you check this?
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Sure.
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Looks real good.
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All right, let's go.
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Maybe I should go back to my house...
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and pop some popcorn.
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'Cause they always overcharge.
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Jackie and Kelso.
What are you guys doing here?
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Nothing. What are you guys doing here?
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Donna and I are going
to the drive-in. Remember?
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Thank you, Eric, we'd love to go.
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Michael, get in the car.
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- But I don't think...
- Get in the car.
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Look, this isn't what we talked about at all.
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I'm sorry, man.
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I'll take it slow.
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Try to keep up.
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Going to the drive-in.
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Hello. I'm Guy, and I'll be your waiter.
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Would either of you like to help yourself
to our Blanigan-tastic salad bar?
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- What's a salad bar?
- It's right over there.
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All the salad fixings. And you make
your own Blanigan-tastic salad.
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You mean my wife
has to make her own salad?
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It'll be worth the trip.
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You're kidding, right?
Red.
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No, Kitty, it's okay.
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Guy, my wife didn't get all dressed up...
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for a special night out
so that she could make her own salad.
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See, she could do that at home. For free.
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But she wouldn't have
eight Blanigan-tastic dressings...
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to choose from at home, would she?
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Are you being a wiseacre?
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Red, honey. Your neck vein. It's poking out.
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Sir, I can't bring her a salad.
I'll get in trouble.
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What the hell kind of a restaurant is this?
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You've got eight people singing
Happy Birthday...
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and nobody can bring my wife
a damn salad.
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Red, honey.
Neck vein, neck vein, neck vein.
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Come on, Kitty, let's get out of here.
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Happy birthday
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Screw your freaking birthday!
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Please replace the speaker
on its rack when you're leaving.
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Failure to do so
will damage both the speaker and your car.
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God, this movie even sounds gross.
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That's not the movie.
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So...
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You guys okay up here?
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No, I want popcorn.
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I want Eric and Kelso to go get it.
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Eric can go get it.
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No, Michael. Go.
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I didn't bring you here
to suck Kelso's face off.
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I know...
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I'm sorry.
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This is so awkward.
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You're right.
And I wasn't being a very good friend.
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No more making out.
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I promise.
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All right, about the popcorn...
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I need money.
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What? I don't want popcorn.
Get back in the car.
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She doesn't know what she wants.
258
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,480
No. Michael, no.
259
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,760
We are gonna watch the movie
with Eric and Donna.
260
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,160
But I missed the beginning.
261
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:22,240
The little kid's the devil.
They have to kill him. Watch the movie.
262
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,840
Look at me, Damien.
263
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,320
It's all for you!
264
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:46,320
Donna, it's just a movie.
265
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,440
- Do you wanna sit somewhere else?
- So bad.
266
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,400
So.
267
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,000
Here we are. Back at Phillies.
268
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,720
Yep. Good old Phillies.
269
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,280
Good food at a fair price.
270
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,000
You're ordering
the Salisbury steak, aren't you?
271
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,520
Nope. I'm going for the ham.
272
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:20,560
Red, don't put your hat
on the counter, it's all greasy.
273
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,440
Pal, can I get some half-and-half?
274
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,040
Isn't this familiar?
275
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:44,280
Okay, now, here's how we sneak
the devil music past Ozzie and Harriet.
276
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,480
Observe.
277
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,280
Alice Cooper, meet Pat Boone.
278
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,000
Don't resist me, Pat Boone.
279
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,640
No, you're hurting me.
280
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,200
- Come on, take it.
- No, it hurts.
281
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,360
- Come on.
- No.
282
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,160
But what if my host parents hear it?
283
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,360
Then Satan commands us to kill them, Fez.
284
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,920
No.
285
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,760
I'll tell you what. We'll use the headphones.
286
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:16,840
Yes.
287
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,520
Kitty, I'm sorry about tonight.
288
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,160
It's not your fault, Red.
289
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,400
You know how emotional I get
when I read Cosmo.
290
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,520
Boy, do I.
291
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,800
You know, okay, at least we gave it a try.
292
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,960
I guess we have slowed down,
flattened out.
293
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,680
- At our age, it's inevitable.
- Okay, that's it!
294
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,360
Red! My lord!
295
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,920
You're not flashing back
to Guadalcanal, are you?
296
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,600
Hold on, Kitty.
297
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,040
The night's not over.
298
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:58,440
You know, the stars are really just...
Forget it.
299
00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,560
What?
300
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,640
Nothing.
301
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,720
So...
302
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:15,240
Jackie and Kelso
certainly made themselves comfortable.
303
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,360
Yeah.
304
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,280
It's a roomy car.
305
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:20,840
Yeah, it is.
306
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,720
You know, the bench seat
in the Vista Cruiser...
307
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,480
is the same as what's in
the full-size Pontiac Catalina.
308
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,320
That's interesting.
309
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,880
Smooth move, Forman!
310
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,120
Okay, kids, break it up.
311
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,600
Let's go.
312
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,960
You're adults.
313
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,360
Damn right we're adults.
314
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,960
I'm sorry, sir. My mistake.
315
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,280
That's quite all right, we all make mistakes.
316
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:27,240
Now, why don't you go bust
some pot-smoking teenagers...
317
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:30,480
before I give you a good
adult-size kick in the ass.
318
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,000
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
319
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,920
Enjoy your evening.
320
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,760
Red.
321
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,720
That was so sweet.
322
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,880
You let him off with a warning.
323
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,480
Yeah.
324
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,720
- But you're not getting off that easy.
- Red!
325
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,560
Raindrops keep falling
on my head
326
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:07,880
Just like a guy
whose feet are too big for his head
327
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,600
This loud music
will not damage my hearing?
328
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,520
No. It's good for you.
329
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,360
Hey, Dad.
330
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,160
Hey, son. How was the movie?
331
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,200
- It was pretty gory.
- Yeah? How'd it end?
332
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,640
I don't remember.
333
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,840
Thatta boy.
334
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,080
So, how was your night?
335
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,360
It was fantastic.
336
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,560
That's great. Good night, Dad.
337
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:50,800
Good night, son.
And, be quiet going upstairs.
338
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,960
Your mother is very tired.
339
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:15,000
- So, Phillies was fun.
- Yes indeedy.
340
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,960
- Very dependable.
- As always.
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