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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Will this day ever end?
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Yesterday did. But today's Friday. So, no.
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God, it's Destroy and Giveback.
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- Yeah, why do they call them that?
- You're about to find out.
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Hey, Foreplay.
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I believe this is yours.
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- You broke his pencil. That was great!
- And you gave it back.
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All right, enough horseplay.
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Pipe down.
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I said, pipe down!
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Now, I've got an announcement
before study hall.
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Whoever burned their initials
in the football field...
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I hope you're happy with yourself, punk.
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There will be no football practice today
until we've reseeded.
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And I've watched that team,
I'm not impressed, boy.
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Let me tell you,
they need all the practice they can get.
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On a happier note...
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Eric?
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Donna?
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Do you need something to do?
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Actually, we need to be excused.
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Donna and I are taking
pictures for the yearbook.
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Yeah.
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If you say so, Eric.
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You wouldn't lie.
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Well, I might.
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This is great. Eric Forman skips class.
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Yeah, danger is my middle name.
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Why are we moving?
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Mommy.
What are you guys doing in here?
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What are you guys doing in here?
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I cut class.
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What, was there like a fire drill
or something?
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No, look, I do bad things.
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Look, I've ditched class before.
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Is Opie getting angry?
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What did I tell you about calling me Opie?
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Opie, look out for that keg
in the middle of the road!
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Wow!
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It is a keg.
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Of beer.
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It must be a sign.
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Of beer.
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That's it, I'm cutting class every day!
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Hanging out
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Down the street
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The same old thing
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We did last week
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Not a thing to do
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But talk to you
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Whoa, yeah
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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How did you find it?
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We were driving down the road, man,
and there she was.
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It was a beer in the headlights.
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That is my first American joke.
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How often do you find
a mysterious keg of free beer?
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Only once in a while.
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You're right, Forman.
Man, you are absolutely right.
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- When God gives you a keg, you've gotta...
- Kill a virgin.
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No.
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Throw a party.
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Whoa!
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Go for it, Eric.
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Yeah, we'll throw a party.
Gonna charge $2 a head.
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$2 a head.
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A keg is equivalent to seven cases,
that's 168 beers.
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If we each drink three beers a piece...
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- No way, sophomores gonna drink one.
- True.
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Yeah, and the freshmen
will only drink a half.
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So that averages out
to 1.5 beers per person...
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which means we can invite 112 people.
That's $224.
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Cash.
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Which is decent.
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Okay, grab some ice out of the
deep freeze, I'll grab the tub.
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That is one sweet mama.
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Yeah.
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Hey, gang.
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Don't mind me.
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Just came down to do
an emergency presoak...
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on my nurses' uniform.
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You remember Mr. Wilbur, the fireman?
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He came in today with a sebaceous cyst...
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which is a pocket of fluid...
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that's kind of like
a pusy bath oil bead under your skin.
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And you think it's solid,
but if you take an instrument...
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and you pierce the core...
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and then you apply pressure
with your thumb...
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Hi, snicklefritz,
what are you doing with the tub?
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The tub.
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We were just working on a class project.
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We're making a volcano...
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snicklefritz.
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Out of ice? I think it might melt.
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You heard her let's move it, gang.
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Okay, have fun.
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- Guys, we've got to get the keg out of here.
- Where are we having the party?
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Beats me. If you guys need me
I'll be with Jackie...
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over at our secret make-out place.
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- Secret make-out place.
- It's this vacant house over on Sherman.
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I mean, this place is great.
It's totally private.
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I mean, you can get away
with about anything there.
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So, if you guys find a place for that keg,
let me know.
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I've got an idea!
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That's a Sylvania, isn't it, Red?
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You didn't buy that in my store, did you?
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No, Bob, I, got a good deal on it.
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You got me.
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You got me, Red.
Yeah.
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Well, I am just so excited.
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Rich Man, Poor Man.
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I missed the first episode.
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Here's the irony of the show, Kitty,
the rich, safe guy is boring.
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It's the poor, rugged one,
played by the very talented Nick Nolte...
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who is so exciting.
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Super. Now, who would like a drink?
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Let's do daiquiris.
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I don't know if we have enough ice.
Eric took a whole tub full.
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He took a tub of ice?
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The kids are making a volcano.
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Right, that's why Donna left
with all the plastic cups.
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- Plastic cups?
- Sure, plastic volcano cups.
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If I didn't know better,
I'd say they were having a kegger.
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Oh, jeez!
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Let's go, Bob.
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Rich Man, Poor Man, I love it.
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I just hope I don't get too emotional.
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So do I.
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Those kids could be anywhere.
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Needle, meet haystack.
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Look, they left the house
in a wood-paneled ocean liner.
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We should be able to find them.
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Yep, it's a real asphalt jungle out here.
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The sun goes down, the rats come out.
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I lost my mailbox last year.
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Yeah, you know what it is?
The evil spilling over from Sheboygan.
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How many stories do you suppose
there are in this naked burg?
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Eight, Bob. There are eight.
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Michael, this is our secret make-out place.
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I did not swipe the key
from my mother's real estate office...
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so that you could have a party.
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I know it's like a bonus.
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And I'm doing it for you, baby.
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Okay.
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Empty pool, empty house, full keg.
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You sure know how to show a girl
a good time.
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Yeah, I don't color outside the lines often...
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but when I do, jump back, Loretta.
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I don't care when you ate, Fez,
get in the pool now.
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If I get a cramp, it will be on your head.
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Okay.
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Hurry up and drink your keg.
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Hurry up and drink a keg?
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Jackie, will you just mellow out?
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I mean, this rules. We've got a keg,
and soon everybody's gonna be here.
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- Everybody?
- Everybody who matters.
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And for the first time,
Jackie, that includes you.
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No, get away from me!
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You heard her, let's drink beer.
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- Me first.
- No way, I spotted it.
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No, I saw it, too, I just didn't say anything.
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You saw a keg and you didn't
say anything? Back of the line.
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All right, how do you get the beer out?
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- Through the tap.
- What tap?
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No!
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Okay, we really need a tap here.
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I got my Swiss army knife.
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Great, we can whittle the beer out.
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All right, look, they sell taps
at the liquor store.
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Yeah, and who's got the money
to buy it?
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Why would I bring money
to our secret make-out place, Michael?
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Okay, I've got my gas money.
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No, Eric, we're not going to
take your gas money.
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It doesn't matter.
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By the end of the night,
we'll have made over $200.
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Yeah.
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Michael, how are we gonna make $200?
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I don't know.
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Who's buying the tap?
You buy, I'll fly.
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No, Michael, you are...
Michael, come back here!
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Michael,
I'm talking to you. Michael!
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Welcome to the pool. I am your host, Fez.
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$2, please.
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What is going on?
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I didn't want to tell you before...
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but we've taken it upon ourselves
to help your mom...
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show off the house at $2 a head.
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He's lying to Jackie, man.
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I lie to Jackie.
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You know, it seems to me
that the scrawny little neighbor boy...
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is willing to engage in criminal acts
for that saucy redhead next door.
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Shut up. How do you know he's not
doing it to impress his friends?
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You know, peer pressure.
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Because his friends aren't saucy.
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Kelso's saucy.
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Kelso? Please, I'm saucier than Kelso.
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Then the door burst open wide
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And my daddy stepped inside
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And he kissed my mama's face
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And he brushed her tears away
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The night Chicago died
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Would you turn that damn thing off?
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Keep your eyes peeled
for that Vista Cruiser.
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Okey dokey.
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Sorry.
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I see you've got some new steins here.
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Hi, I'm 25.
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I know I look young, but my dad
asked me to come down here...
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and pick up a tap for his keg.
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And he's 43,
so we're both legal. No problem there.
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I'm not going to be
drinking the beer or anything.
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'Cause I don't believe in it
but no offense to you.
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- I think selling liquor is a great thing.
- Yeah, here you go.
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Yeah.
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- Because I'm 25, right?
- Because you've got money.
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- Yeah, but I am 25.
- Don't need to be. Can't drink a tap.
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No, I can prove it you.
I got my IDs out in the wallet.
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Happens all the time. Take care.
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Yeah, but I...
Leave, now.
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Yeah.
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Kelshmo. Whatcha got there?
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Boy, that was really funny...
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what you did with my name, Kelshmo.
I gotta go.
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I believe this is yours.
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- You broke his thing.
- And you gave it back.
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- Yeah, that was great!
- Yeah!
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So you see what I'm saying
about the poor man?
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Yes, you have made your point.
Many times.
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He's a bad boy,
he's had some rough breaks...
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but he isn't bad in his soul.
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Okay. Enough daiquiris for you.
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Kitty, what do you look for in a man?
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I'm married. I'm kind of through looking.
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Kitty, you can always look.
It helps you to fantasize.
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Like. Some nights,
I'm doing the news with Walter Cronkite.
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Okay, I'm just...
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You know, I'm gonna finish your daiquiri.
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- It's broken.
- I got duct tape.
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Duct tape? Do you know how much
pressure runs through that tap?
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I got a whole roll of duct tape.
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I can't work like this.
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Forman, you need to get
your dad's tap now.
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My dad doesn't have a tap.
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Red's got bicentennial swizzle sticks.
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He's got fake lemons with real lemon juice.
He's got toothpicks shaped like swords.
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Red Forman is a cocktail dad.
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And cocktail dads have beer taps.
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Yeah, come on, Eric,
we never ask you for anything.
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You guys ask me for everything.
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So, what's one more thing?
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No, forget it.
I've done enough today already.
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00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,160
Count me out.
253
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:37,360
Hey, Kelshmo, what, your tap is broken?
254
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:41,080
Why'd you do something stupid
like buy a stupid, broken tap?
255
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,920
What are you stupid?
256
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,360
It wasn't broken until you broke it.
257
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,000
Man.
258
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,080
Don't beat yourself up.
You had no way of knowing.
259
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,160
- Anyways, we gave it back.
- Yeah, broken.
260
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,480
Lay off him, all right?
He feels bad enough already.
261
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:01,960
- He should because he's a moron.
- What did you say?
262
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,360
I said that you're both morons.
263
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,560
What are you going to do?
You're gonna beat me up?
264
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,000
What, you weigh
400 pounds together? It doesn't matter.
265
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,480
The fact is that
the tap is broken and it's your fault.
266
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,520
Morons.
267
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,640
You are so rude.
268
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,960
Give us our $4 back.
Okay. Fez.
269
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,040
Familiar?
270
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,960
Wow, Eric, you just tore their money.
271
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,280
And gave it back. That was great.
272
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,640
That was awesome.
273
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,320
But enough of this levity, wench!
274
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,520
We came here to have a party...
275
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,840
and as God is my witness,
there will be a party!
276
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:02,200
Nope, I haven't sold a keg all day,
but a young guy did come in for a tap.
277
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,200
Young guy...
278
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,800
Look, they got Pina Colada in a can.
279
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:12,720
- Bob! We're doing something here.
- All right.
280
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:17,720
You know, I might have heard
something about a party.
281
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,760
Can't recall.
282
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:23,120
Maybe Andrew Jackson could remind me.
283
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,320
Andrew Jackson?
284
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,560
He's not in.
285
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,600
But Abe Lincoln's hanging out
with the Washington twins.
286
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,560
Would they have any knowledge
of the festivities?
287
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,920
So, a real wisenheimer, huh?
288
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:50,280
Well, let's see how smart you are
when I snap off your head!
289
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,880
Okay, man.
290
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,240
They said something about
a vacant house on Sherman.
291
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,200
I know that place.
It's the vacant house on Sherman.
292
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,920
Good work, Starsky.
293
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,240
Let's roll.
294
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:20,240
Everybody in the deep end!
My mother is showing the house!
295
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,680
- Now?
- People work.
296
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,040
Okay, quiet down, everybody.
297
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,440
The deck is new...
298
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,560
and this lovely tile walkway
leads directly to the pool...
299
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:37,640
Which is filled with some of the local kids.
300
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,000
Heavily Caucasian.
301
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,800
It's a nice neighborhood.
302
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:48,520
Sometimes Bob pretends he's poor.
I call him Buster.
303
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:54,160
He knocks on the door,
and I answer it in my teddy.
304
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:58,680
And he says, "Does the rich lady need
any help around the house?"
305
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:02,040
And I say, "I know a something
that needs attending to...
306
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,400
"in the bedroom."
307
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,480
I'll spare you the intimate details...
308
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,160
but it ends in whoopee.
309
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,560
You know, this is as much fun to make...
310
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,040
as it is to eat.
311
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:22,240
You know, speaking of which, how
do you get Bob to play those games?
312
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,000
I have a reward system.
313
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,560
You know, sometimes
Red would wear a sailor's uniform.
314
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:36,400
Really?
Yeah, but he was in the Navy.
315
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,520
Kitty.
316
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,560
Does he still have
his sailor's uniform?
317
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:55,960
No.
318
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,680
Just has the hat.
319
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,000
I stole my dad's tap...
320
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,160
back from those thieves.
321
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,280
- We were worried sick.
- You had us driving all over town.
322
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,040
We missed Rich Man, Poor Man.
323
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,760
- Excuse us, Red.
- What are you doing?
324
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,040
- We're just gonna grab this keg...
- Get out of here!
325
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,320
- We're not finished with this.
- Neither are we.
326
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,080
Now, you take her home
and you wait for me. That's an order.
327
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,400
Ditto.
328
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,920
Come here.
329
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,360
I can't stay mad at you with that cute face.
330
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,000
Get your ugly butt home.
331
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,680
My dad's gonna kill me.
332
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,560
You're always saying that.
333
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,080
Yeah, this time he's gonna kill me.
334
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,880
I mean, I cut class...
335
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:19,240
I trespassed, I had stolen beer...
336
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,040
and then I swung into a pool
full of cops on a garden hose...
337
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,440
carrying my dad's tap.
338
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,840
Yeah, that was so cool.
339
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,720
Really?
340
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:32,160
Really.
341
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,240
You looked dangerous.
342
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:45,360
Did I mention that I killed a guy in algebra?
343
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,800
Good night, killer.
344
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,760
Bring it on, Red.
345
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,400
I love that boy.
346
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,520
- Eric's a good kid.
- And that Donna's real sweet, too.
347
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,560
Man, that Donna's real hot.
348
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:15,000
- That's my daughter.
- I'm just saying that...
349
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:18,280
- I know what you're saying.
- All right, Bob, it's time to go.
350
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,360
- We'll just take the...
- Get out of here!
351
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,280
All right.
352
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:26,840
Fine.
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