All language subtitles for Skarlit Knight - Hot Girl Jumps On For Money - BangBus

Lovely, lovely Miami.

What's up, man?

Nothing.

What are you talking about? I am
Preston.

No, seriously, yeah.

No, I've been going through hormone
therapies.

I'm trying to become the woman everyone
always knew I was.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
where he is. He disappeared.

Is that an action?

Yeah, he's M .I .A. for now. Not like
Miami. Not an M .I .A. He's M .I .A.

I have no idea where he is, but the show
must go on. Yes, it must.

There's plenty of little chits and bang
out south.

I hope so. I kind of doubt it myself.

Why? Because it's gloomy?

No, because I have to work the camera,
and I don't know how to split gang.

Oh, come on. I mean, to me, that kind of
sounds disgusting and mean. I don't

even know what it means, spit game.

You don't know how to spit game?

I don't pay attention.

Dude, all you got to do is just throw
something out there to break the ice.

you know where a good pizza place is?
And then they start talking, and then

go from there. Then just start getting
into it. Hey, where are you from? Blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah. Is it lesson
one?

Lesson one. Is there a lesson two?

That's it, too. Once they're in the van,
then you get them comfortable a little

bit, then start hitting them with a
couple sex questions every now and then.

don't know.

We'll see.

Maybe I'm just a pessimist. You got it,
bro. I have no hope for this at all.

We're going to make it happen.

And the fucked up thing is, I'm doing
this as a favor because P's gone, but if

fuck it up, I'm fired.

Aw, you ain't going to get fired, bro.
Don't worry about it.

I'll put in a good word, bro. We're
going to make something good happen

Yeah, I need good words. I need good
words.

But where, so what's the best place? I
always say, I mean, South Beach, we

always usually do pretty good around
Collins.

Like, I don't know, we're all the...
Yeah, but there's no parking.

Like, you can't even stop unless you're
going to block traffic and draw

attention to yourself. Yeah, usually we
don't really give a shit and just go for

the gusto.

You know, people love us down there,
so... So you're the type of guys that

see a line at an exit and try to cut to
the front? Yeah, you're saying, what the

fuck is somebody doing up there? And
it's fucking...

Us chillin' and about ten cars behind us
fuckin' waiting because we're trying to

pick up a chick, but that's usually how
it happens. Usually on the side roads

too, like, you know, you might get lucky
at a stop sign, boom, a girl will be

right there.

You know, if we spot one, we can, you
know, turn around and come down another

one -way street and catch her like that.

That's cool, that's cool. Well, I
mean... We got it this far.

South Beach, I mean, wherever you want
to go, you know, this is South Florida,

mean, they're all over.

So...

This is Miami, baby.

I'm hoping. I'm not worried about that.
I'm worried about me pulling it off,

because I just... I kind of like to go
old school, man. Shit's gotten gimmicky

lately, you know?

How do you want to go with that? I don't
know. I just... I just want to get as

far as I can. I don't even care if we...
No offense, man, but I don't even care

if you get... You're not today.

Like, I don't... If I can see some
titties, I'll be happy. I'll feel like I

accomplished something, you know? All
right.

But...

That's just me. I can't agree with you
on that. I like to start with low

expectations, and then, I mean, you can
see titties anywhere in Miami. They're

all over the beach and everything.

Yeah, I do. That's like... But still,
it'd be nice to be responsible for

the titty, you know? Getting the girl in
here, getting her to pop her titties

out. Yes, that is. That's like first
date.

First date, you know? Yeah. What the
fuck?

We'll make it happen. We're gonna end up
responsible.

I hope so. I mean, we'll see. I doubt
it. Whatever.

No. It's really fucking slow today,
dude.

There's like nothing going on out here.
Well, you know, we went a little north.

More north than usual, but there's
usually some hobbies around here, too.

Yeah. We'll find something.

I am alone.

You know, I used to, uh...

Do the exact same thing you're doing
right now.

Yeah. Yeah.

It's a horrible job. You got it easy,
though, man. Like, that was... Those

were fucking rough.

No, it was just... Yeah.

I'm not gonna say anything bad about
him, but he sure did say a lot of bad

things about me.

He's a rough... Holy shit. What's that?
What's that?

What's that? What's that?

How much time?

What's going on, baby?

How you doing?

You want to hang out with us for a
little bit?

Go ahead, whatever.

Thank you.

Sign of the times, man.

Nobody's going to... Hit or miss, bro.
This is like fishing, bro. You know what

I'm saying?

You got to keep throwing the bait out
there. Sooner or later.

So am I just being impatient?

Nah, maybe when we hit the water, you
know get closer to the beach. Yeah, but

it's such a fucking miserable thing See

a chick right there walking by herself
gonna call me

Excuse me, excuse me. Can I talk to

you for a second, please?

Why are you in the sprinkler?

Can I talk to you for a second? Do you
mind coming over here?

Uh, yeah, I hope so. Can you come here,
please?

Uh... You'd rather stand in the
sprinklers? Why? Why are you standing in

sprinklers? Why do you have a camera?

Uh, no, I film everything. This is
nothing. This is like, uh... To be

can you come a little closer? I can't
even reach you. I'm not going to hurt

Um, no.

No? What are you recording for?

Uh... Life, I don't know. I just like to
document all my experiences.

Like, you ever seen a funny video on the
internet? Like, viral videos?

Yeah. I'm trying to do that. It's really
funny. I'm just walking.

Looks like fun to me. You were in
Sprinkler. That was pretty crazy.

Well, it's pulling me down, so I'm not,
like, getting hot.

I like the way you think.

Where's your accent from?

I'm from South Carolina.

Like, originally?

Yeah. So you don't live in Miami?

No. Oh, no.

Well, hey, um, what are you doing today?

Um, not sure.

I'm just visiting.

What, you want to hang out? You want to
have some fun?

No, I don't know you. You don't like
fun?

I don't know you.

Yeah, but I'm not going to, seriously.

No, I'm good.

Alright.

She went back to the sprinkler. She went
back to the sprinkler?

Where'd she say she's from?

South Carolina. South Carolina.

Hey, can I talk to you, please, again?

Please? Again?

Yeah, please.

I'm mostly harmless. You don't have
to...

What? What do you want now?

So what are you doing today? Just
hanging out? Just hanging out.

Can't really do anything. It's, like,
rainy.

Uh... Yeah, well, like I said before, I
kind of just drive around and film

everything. But I'm also working on this
project where, like, I film

conversations with people. Kind of like
what we're doing right now.

If you want, I mean, if you're not doing
anything today, you know, we actually

pay money to do it.

Really? Yeah.

I don't know. I don't want to get in,
like, a van with blacked out windows.

Look. Look inside.

Look. Look inside.

Karma.

And now it's blocked.

It's all my fault. That's cool.

Carmen,

I'm sorry if you tell your grandfather
he'll be fine with it.

Did you know that, Dad?

Hey. Is that your dad?

Is that your pen? No.

Look, honestly, it'll be like 10
minutes. We're just going to drive

Where are y 'all going to go?

Just around the block. Yeah, we'll stay
around the area.

You see how windy it is out here? And
the sun keeps coming in and out of the

clouds. Like, I can't control this
environment.

In here, I can control the audio.

We have air conditioning.

I don't know. I just really don't feel
comfortable. Like, I'm not from here. I

don't feel comfortable getting into
this.

A van with people I don't know.

What would make you feel comfortable?

Nothing, really.

You just don't trust people in general?

Well, not when I'm here alone.

Tony.

Arlette. Arlette.

Yeah. Come on, you're in Miami. Enjoy
yourself.

We're just going to drive around the
beach, pass you some questions.

We'll make a little bit of money.

I don't know. It's up to you. I mean,
we're harmless. Look. Look inside.

It's not like we're going to murder you
or anything.

Yeah.

What motivates you? That's what
everybody says, though. Before they

Yeah.

She figured us out. Shit.

What motivates you? I mean, are you all
about money? Are you about fun

experiences? Like, what...

Well, I mean, about all of it, I just
don't know y 'all.

Well, that's how you get to know people.
Why don't you ask one of them?

Is this how you live your life? You
don't take risks? You don't... You feel

we already know you.

We only need, like... I don't know y
'all.

Like, seriously, I'm going to have to
move on if this isn't going to happen.

not looking for a victim. I'm looking
for a subject. You know what I mean?

if you want... I mean, I'd pay, like,
$60. It's just for, like, ten minutes of

your time.

Just ten?

Well, I mean, it might draw on. I mean,
if the conversation is good, then we

just keep going.

But y 'all aren't going to, like, go
anywhere crazy?

Well, no, we're staying in Miami. We're
staying on the beach, really.

Where are you staying?

Right back there.

Back there?

At the Dave, yeah.

Oh.

It's really posh.

It's all right.

I mean, I'm just joking with you. This
is what friends do. They joke with each

other, you know.

Look, I...

I'm out of things to say. If you're not
going to trust me, that's fine.

If you want to come, you can make $60.

It's not just being smart.

We're cool.

There's absolutely nothing smart about
not taking risks in life.

I'll make you feel a little bit better.
You can look at my eyes then.

Okay. So you know my real name and all
that stuff. Take a mental picture.

Yeah. You have your cell phone right in
your hand. It's not like we can get away

with anything, you know? We're not going
to drive away with you.

You can videotape us while we videotape
you. I just want to ask you some

questions. Drive around.

If y 'all just stay here, like, don't go
anywhere crazy.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, we're
just going to drive around.

We're staying on the beach. I told you.

And you can get out any time you want.
We'll leave the doors unlocked.

Do we look dangerous?

Okay.

All right, cool. Yeah, but just, like,
stay here, because I don't know what

she's going to want to hang back out.

Who's she?

Just a friend I'm visiting.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, no problem. No
problem.

Yeah, stop in.

Okay.

I feel like a man.

Your game is pretty good, man. I'll give
you that.

That was stuttering.

Yeah, we just kind of like talk to
people.

The fact that you're visiting... Weird.

I don't know. I really don't think it's
that weird. Is it like a school project?

No, it's a life project. It's just, you
know... Alright, you know... Remember

that song, Chocolate Rain?

Yeah. Okay.

That guy... No?

She said like a... Yeah.

Alright, you know the kid that...

He was coming home from the dentist, and
his father filmed him while he was high

on anesthesia. Do you go on the Internet
at all?

Yes. I don't think this is as fun as I
am. I'm not high.

I know. You don't have to be high. I'm
talking about...

No, I'm just saying, like, these have
become icons. All these little viral

videos, you know? Like, that's how
people get rich and famous these days.

that guy singing that rainbow thing or
something like that? Or he was saying,

like, oh, my God. Oh, yeah, the double
rainbow. Yeah, like... I saw that one.

Okay, see, that's what I'm trying to do.

I'm trying to capture a moment.

If I can get one of those, yeah.

Most of those people are, like, drunk or
high, though.

I don't know. What are you doing today?
We can... Oh,

she's 21. Not that. I don't do drugs.

That's cool. Good for you.

High five on a jug. Oh, Jesus. It's so
fucking hot in here.

Yeah.

I'm going to... Let's say something.

It's really hot, actually.

Okay, so let's start this.

You are Scarlet.

Yes. Do you have a last name?

Not.

Not? Night.

Oh, night. I thought you said you do not
have a last name. Not. Not. Eh.

No. South Carolina?

Yeah.

Whereabouts?

I'm from Columbia, but I live in
Beaufort right now.

Yeah, I used to live in Beaufort.

I seriously did. I seriously did.

I used to be in the service. There's two
stations there.

Yeah, there's two marine stations, not
Navy.

Navy detachments. Well, you need the
Navy detachments. They do all the

and dental and religious stuff.

Is it boring out there or what?

Actually, yeah, I took up shrimping.

I went shrimping every single day during
the season.

What the fuck do I do out here?

Shrimping. Well, I mean, they've got
clubs and stuff, you know, but they're

feeding off the military.

That's it. I mean, and when you go out
there, it's a huge sausage fest. Yeah.

It's just a bunch of Marines and it's a
bunch of fucking alpha dogs, you know,

so nobody's going to back down.
Everybody's bumping into it. It's

Semper Fi.

But, uh, so what do you do there?

Um, I'm a finance paralegal at a car
dealership. Oh, really?

Yeah. Can you get deals and stuff like
that?

You really can't get deals at a car
dealership. Really?

Isn't that where the deal and the
dealership comes in?

Yeah, well.

It's called deal.

They call them sharks for a reason.

I bought my first car in Beaufort.

And what would you get?

Uh, you know, it's kind of embarrassing.

I'd rather not say. No, I'll say it.
I'll say it. I got a, it was a 98 Ford

Ranger.

Not bad.

Yeah, except it's blue, sky blue, with
racing stripes up the middle. Okay. So

looks like Captain America's little
sidekick's tip car or something.

It was cool out there, you know, all the
country roads and all the country

people, but I still have it here in
Miami.

Do you? Yeah, I don't throw anything
away.

You don't throw anything away?

No. What year was it, 89?

98. Oh, 98, okay.

No, it's not that old. It's not as old
as me.

All right, Scarlett.

So, what do you do? I mean, like,
seriously, like, for life, like... God,

bouncy. Well, like, uh, hobbies?

Um, I fight MMA.

You fight MMA?

Yeah. So why are you scared of us? You
know, like... Punches don't really help

you out with benching, though.

I guess that's true.

Lesson number one from Scarlett.

How long have you been doing MMA?

Um, since I was nine.

Since you were nine?

So do you go to a school in Beaufort?

No, well, I'm out of school now. I only
have my degrees.

No, I meant in MMA.

Oh, no, you have training, but it's not
really like school.

Oh, okay.

I used to go to a submission fighting
school there.

I flunked. They kicked me out.

So how old are you? You said 21.

Yeah. So are you a big drinker?

Yeah. What usually happens when you
drink?

Get drunk.

Yeah, but I mean, for example, I get
talky. I get really mouthy. I get

persistent. I kind of sew now.

Really? Yeah.

That's harmless.

It is. Compared to me, I'm just waiting
to get my ass kicked.

Seriously. I get bad.

But I still do it every night.

Sorry about that.

Oh, God.

So, what are you into? Like, seriously.

I don't know. Like, I hang out with
friends.

Like, really nothing to say extra
because of the MMA.

Does your musical taste match your
accent?

Kind of.

I don't really like a whole lot of
country.

It's like the same thing. It's just
somebody took my girl and my horse and

dog, and I'm not happy no more.

That's almost true. What I got tired of
with country songs is, like, they'll

start it with a line and then tell what
they think is a heartwarming or sad

story and then end it with the same
line.

Like, they always do. A lot of them do
that.

I don't want to mention any names.

I'm bouncing everywhere.

But, yeah.

Well, okay. Don't take the girl.

That's one of the songs that does that.

Oh, I like that song. And then the
Butterfly Kisses, the exact same format.

I like that song, though.

Yeah, everybody likes that song.

So if you do MMA, then I guess you're in
pretty good shape, huh?

Yeah.

You know what? I'm bouncing all over the
place.

Can we... I need to get back there. I
can't talk to you from here.

Do you mind, uh, scoot, well... Yeah,
you mind, you wanna go back on the, the

bench back there?

The chair?

My power maven?

Yeah, I think, I think you'll make it.

I can't see you, that's all. Oh my god!
You alright?

Oh my god!

You alright?

Oh my god!

You made it!

Oh, fuck, am I gonna make it? You got
it.

Ew. Is that power?

No, I'm fine.

So...

Holy shit. I am so not limber.

So... I'm trying to make this
interesting.

And I think I'm failing at that. Like,
really badly.

It's just a weird project.

It's just conversations. I mean, it's,
um... We're hoping for something crazy

happen, you know? Like what?

Anything. You never know. All those
craziest things happen when you least

them and you don't plan it. It just
happens.

For example, do you have any interesting
stories? That would be nice.

Near -death experience or something like
that?

I almost drowned in the Cherokee River
in North Carolina.

You saw an Amish person drowned in the
Cherokee River?

I almost drowned in the Cherokee River.
I cannot have an accent if you block my

tape. No, I like it. Now I dig it. It's
cute.

No, it's like every time you say
something.

It's as if you got a stamp on your
forehead that says American made you

like your accent is very American That's
the way I see it.

It's definitely not an insult. Why would
I insult you?

You're vacationing.

You seem so reluctant. I don't know.

I'm trying to figure out where we are.

Oh, don't worry about it.

We're right around the area.

Yeah, we're still on the beach.

This is the residential part. I don't
see the beach.

Miami's funny like that. Like, one
minute it's the beach, and the next

there's a bunch of houses, then you're
near the border again.

Okay.

So,

you said you went to school, right? Mm
-hmm.

Have you ever been married?

Yes. You're 21, you've already been
married?

Yeah. Are you still married?

Married. Okay.

So,

what happened?

He kind of knocked up another girl.

Oh.

Yeah, that's serious.

So, is he with her now?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Not too far, yeah. So where does
that leave you?

Um, well, I got the, I got the car out
of it and

shit.

That's it?

Wait,

was he, was he a Marine?

Yeah. Yeah, that makes, that makes so
much sense. Yeah.

Um, hey, do you mind if we, do you mind
if we get on the highway? I'm sorry, it

is way too bouncy in here.

Like, I can't, I'm shaking everywhere.
My audience is going to throw up.

Well, I mean, you're already, like, far
from the beach anyway. I'm sure you're

probably close, so... I like that
attitude, but that was, like, a horrible

answer.

I'm already far away from where I
started, so we might as well go farther.

Just doubling your journey.

Now I can't see you either. I'm sorry.
Look, I said I was going to pay you.

Let's start there, okay?

Because I have a request.

Nothing too weird or anything like that.
Could you sit on the floor?

Because I can't see. Your face is a
shadow right now.

Here, this is yours.

Sit. Okay.

Sit on the floor.

Yeah,

just sit on the floor.

I'll sit on the floor. I have a skirt
on.

That's fine. I'm not going to fall.

Yeah, it's a skirt. God forbid I see
your panties. It's no worse than a,

Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

Yeah. That's how I rationalize it, at
least.

It is so dark. I can't fucking... This
is pointless.

No.

Maybe later.

Alright, cool. You look nice. I can see
you now.

Yeah, I like the way you dress. It's
really casual.

You know, like, it's not hip -hop. It's
not, uh... It's like...

Yeah, have you been to the beach in
Miami?

I mean, you were just there. You didn't
see all the people with the flashy

chains and expensive sunglasses.

Yeah, but they're not on the beach.

Yeah, they are.

I haven't seen anybody like that.

Probably because it's such a miserable
day.

Yeah.

I don't know what's going on. Like,
Miami's become like, it's in all the rap

videos. It's all like...

I don't understand what's so gangster
about Miami or what's so fun about it,

really. Starface made it like that, bro.

Starface. Everyone loves that Starface
shit.

But yeah, that's true. I didn't think
about it that way.

Cocaine Cowboys. Yeah. I didn't see that
documentary until I'd already lived in

Miami for like five years or something
like that.

And then I started learning the true
history. Nice.

It's just about like all the big drug
dealers in the 80s.

Miami.

See, those guys, they just came up with
an idea, and they started filming, and

they came up with that, and that's what
we're trying to do at the same time.

So, Scarlett, I was trying to ask you
before, like, what motivates you? Are

like, about money, or you're just trying
to enjoy things or have fun?

Well, I'm done with school because I've
already got two degrees, so I'm kind of

just chilling now, hanging out with
friends and stuff and family.

Yeah, but I mean in life in general.

I don't really don't know.

Is money a big deal to you? Do you have
a lot of it? Do you want more? I'd

rather be happy and not have any money.

Yeah. Than be rich. So I'm mediocre at
the moment.

I told a former boss that one time that
I just want to be comfortable.

I don't care how much money I have. I
just want to be comfortable.

And he told me it was anti -American.

Because it's not the capitalist
attitude, you know.

Yeah, that's the way I look at it.

I don't know. I do too.

So what do you do?

Okay, I paid you.

Can I ask some personal questions? Not
that I haven't already.

You just slow me down or stop me
whenever you want, alright?

Do you consider yourself like a sexual
person?

Is it that kind of thing?

Yeah, it's nothing worse than you're
going to hear in biology class.

I mean, there's stuff I like, stuff I
don't like.

I don't know.

It's not like an info.

Well, what about frequency?

You don't have a boyfriend and you're
not married anymore. Do you still get

laid?

It's a yes or no question.

I'm not a slut, but yeah.

Okay. It wouldn't make you a slut if you
had sex every day. It's not a...

Maybe it's your southern charm that's
confusing us.

Seriously, guys want to get laid all the
time, you know, and for some reason

it's acceptable. Why wouldn't that be
acceptable for you?

That's true.

Yeah,

that's what I've heard.

That's

like

1950s shit. And that's my point. I don't
agree with that. That's what I'm

saying.

So, you're not a slut, but do you get
laid? Like, you're single.

You do?

And how does that work? Do you have,
like, a fuck buddy, or do you just meet

people at bars, or what?

Wow. Do you wrestle them down with your
MMA skills and just force it on them?

Oh my gosh.

I don't know how to answer that.

Well, yeah, I ask too many questions.

I'm just saying, how do you get it? Do
you just meet people at a bar or

something? Nah.

Do you keep in touch with these people?

Let's go.

So what do you do the rest of the time?
I mean, if you're not getting that

much... I mean, I don't want to be too
blunt, but like...

I mean, do you masturbate?

It's completely normal. I do, every day.

I do every day, too. Probably sometimes
twice a day.

People are sexual, you know?

I do it out of boredom. Really?

Sometimes I do it just to clean my
pipes, just because it's normal. Because

can have prostate problems if they don't
ejaculate often enough.

I don't believe that.

It's true.

It's very, very true.

For me to masturbate?

I really don't need an excuse.

As you can tell, I'm not ashamed of it.
So, like, what about you?

I mean, I know you do. Everybody does.
I'm just saying, I'm wondering... Oh, my

God!

This is, like, completely not what you
do. I don't know if you can get it, but

I... We can talk about other stuff if
you want. Yeah, I mean, but what's more

interesting?

We can downshift.

Do you have a pet?

I have a cat.

Are you more of a cat person than a dog
person?

Only because I don't like walking dogs
too much.

Exactly.

That's the same place.

I used to consider myself a dog person,
but I live in a condo, so walking would

be... Yeah, you've got to go all the way
down to there. And you've got to go

through house training and everything.

What's your cat's name?

So it's a guy? Yeah.

Is that after Clarence Thomas?

No, it's because when I got him, I got
him too early that I was

supposed to. He wasn't ready to not be
with his mama.

And he got really, really sick.

But I didn't fully adopt him yet. So the
shelter took him to the vet. They got

real strong.

He was sick for about a month, and his
tail was broken in two places. So when I

finally did adopt him, I was like, to
get him on sale because I figured he

should be on clearance.

Oh, clearance.

I thought you said clearance.

I thought you said clearance too.

Yeah, that's true.

Like blue light special clearance and
it's on sale.

That's cool.

I'm trying to get my cat on sale.

Does he get on sale? No.

I don't even think I should tell you my
cat's name.

It's going to get me in trouble. My
cat's name is Toby.

But the reason his name is Toby is
because he's black.

And I didn't want to give him like
Tyrone or something like that.

So I don't know. I just ended up looking
at him being like, your name is Toby.

And that's the whole thing.

That's his given name. I know it's not.
It's funny. It's not racist.

I swear.

Toby. Because I was trying to avoid a
black name and ended up with... Anyways.

I don't think I've ever met anybody
black.

Just Kunta Kinte.

That was his given name.

That's where it came from.

It's so shaky and bouncy in here.

So, what are your plans? What do you
want to do for the rest of your life?

said you're a paralegal, but...

Well, I have an associate's in paralegal
studies and a bachelor's in education.

Mm -hmm.

But both of those jobs are, like, really
boring.

Yeah. So that's why I don't know. And
they don't make, they don't pay very

either. How long have you guys been in
school for that kind of stuff?

Well, I have an associate's. It took two
years to get that.

And I started getting, working on my
bachelor's when I was 17.

So I got my associate's when I was 17.

As soon as I got that, I jumped over.

Hey, did you get revenge on your ex
-husband?

I had $25 ,000 thrown in the car.

That's not really a revenge.

Well, actually, I did get revenge on
him.

He filed taxes this year, and he filed
still married.

He can technically do it because we
haven't been divorced that long.

Yeah.

What I actually meant was did you give
revenge on your husband? Like he cheated

on you, so...

Did I cheat on him?

No, I mean, did you?

Yeah, did you? Yeah, I did.

Really? One of them.

One of them? Oh, cool.

Well, that guy wasn't married, was he?

No, he was divorced. Okay, because that
would be a vicious cycle.

You know, she would have had to... Yeah.

What were you doing at the beach? I
mean, you're not even wearing, like, a

bathing suit. Are you wearing a bathing
suit?

No, I was just walking around in and out
of the hotel room.

That's cool.

That's cool.

Excuse me?

Hi.

Can I... I'm going to get back to where
we were before.

I mean, we downshifted for a while in
the conversation, but I'm just tempted,

like... Would you consider yourself,
like, an exhibitionist?

A what?

An exhibitionist. It's somebody that
likes to show off their body.

Or a voyeur. Do you like to watch people
have sex and make out and shit like

that? Or do you like...

Wait, so you've never flashed anyone?

I didn't ask you to. I'm just asking if
you've ever done it.

You've never flashed anyone? You've
never mooned anybody?

Am I just weird?

Come on, babe. You've got to get out of
South Carolina.

I know, like Mardi Gras. Start living.

I've never been to a Mardi Gras thing.
You never did St. Patrick's Day in

Savannah? I had St.

Patrick's Day at five points in Lummi,
but they weren't, like, flashing people.

No, they do in Savannah.

It's on River Street.

You're allowed to flash us. It's okay.

Yeah, what would it take for me to,
like, see one of your breasts? Is that

wrong? I just met y 'all.

I know. We know each other pretty good
now. Let's say you're 21.

You're divorced.

He cheated on you. And he knocked the
chick off.

He's from South Carolina.

You know me. I don't know you.

You know him? He's got a cat named Toby.

Mm -hmm.

What else?

You were stationed in South Carolina?

Same area?

Do you really think it would be easier
for you if we knew each other? I mean,

we're just strangers. You're never going
to see us again.

I don't care.

You can do whatever you want. We're
never going to...

You know, there's no consequences.

You can be as wild and crazy as Scarlett
can be.

Yeah, but then it's on video.

Yeah, but I can't use it.

I don't know that.

What would I use it for?

Awesome thing called G -Tape.

What is that?

You can't show nudity on YouTube.

Oh, oh, I'm sorry, it's the accent.

You can't show nudity. You can't show
nudity on there.

I'll click on this link and see cool
footage. And wouldn't that be awesome?

Because then, like, your husband might
come across it, and all of a sudden

see you getting wild and crazy with a
bunch of guys in a van that you never

before. He'll be like... He'll be crying
and shit.

I don't care if that ends up having an
effect on him anymore.

This has become, like, a weird
challenge. Now I feel like I've got to

do this somehow.

We can show you my boobs. What's the big
deal? It's just a boob. Once you see my

boob, you've seen them all, really.

I just gave you $60.

I gave you, like, $40 more dollars. It's
$100. It's $100 for nothing.

No! Who makes $100 an hour? We haven't
even been here an hour.

In Miami, the beaches are actually top
optional.

Like, you don't have to... No, they're
not.

Yeah, they are. Yeah, you can go out
there topless.

No! Yeah, you can.

Yeah, you've been in the wrong part of
the beach, hasn't you?

Wow, I am not out. In fact, there's a
new beach right up from where you're at

over there.

Totally new.

We can go together.

What would I have to do just to see your
tits? Like, what would that take?

I've never had anybody, like, try to
offer to give me anything but my tits.

I haven't offered you anything. I'm just
holding money. That's all. I like to

hold it. It makes me feel safe and
comfortable.

But let's think about it. You're never
going to see us again.

You're making money on vacation.

That would be pretty cool.

And you're going to be able to open up,
because I'm worried about you, Scarlett.

You seem too repressed, you know? You've
got to live.

You've got to live a little.

I'm just reserved.

I'm classy.

You are classy. Classy?

You are classy.

But just because you do something crazy
doesn't make you not classy.

You're running out of these years, these
youthful years where you get to be wild

and crazy. Yeah, because then you get a
little older and it's like, then it's

like, I should be doing the right thing.

You're allowed to do crazy shit around
18 to 25.

What if I gave you 60 more dollars?

I mean... 120 only.

For showing your breasts?

What do you think movie stars do? They
do it all the time. They get paid for

I don't know.

I've never done this.

Okay, you don't gotta be shy. I can tell
she really wants to do it. She's just

shy. Like, what, somebody said things or
something? Don't worry about it.

I just want to see them. It's really not
a big deal. I mean, you look like you

have a nice body. That's the thing.

You'll show them to a doctor. You know
what I'm saying? Like, why not? I mean,

what's the difference?

I don't have a medical degree, but...
Yeah, what's really the difference?

What's the difference? Live a little.

Do you need money? Do you like money?

Oh my gosh. Not that desperately.

It's only showing us your titties.

It's Miami, baby. This is a very sexual
city.

Okay, but like, you can't, you really,
seriously, like...

No, I'm not, I'm not here to hurt you.
Really, seriously.

Okay.

Alright, go ahead and... Oh my gosh.

I swear to God, if I find this on the
internet, I'm going to, like, mistreat

somebody.

Alright,

seriously, don't, don't put that in my
head.

We've never come across a girl who's so
shy before.

What? Can I leave my shirt on? You want
me to turn your shirt on? No, everything

else you have to see, you know. Yeah,
just let it go.

Because you'll be trying to cover them,
I know.

Shut up.

I can tell you already.

Okay, so I'm not going to get undressed
in a van.

It's all right. We have these windows
tinted dark. You can't see inside.

Oh, my God.

You don't have to worry about it.

Mary God.

They're not going online.

No. Come on. Okay.

That is nice.

Oh, my God.

No, come on, Scarlett. It's fine. You
should be basking in all this attention.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Okay.

And I just, like, leave it all?

Yeah, that would be nice.

You can take your money.

Hold on to it.

Do you feel better though? You feel like
you've done it? Do you feel alive?

Do you feel a little crazier?

I am.

Like, I'm red.

Not really.

Not really.

Doesn't it feel good though? Like, I
mean, you're out there. You're open.

free. You're making me want to do
something crazy.

Oh, dear God.

You're telling me that I can do
something crazy?

Yeah, I'll tell you.

Hey,

can you sit on your butt?

No, there's nothing sexual about that at
all. Yeah, the light is behind you.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, that's what you said last time.
There won't be anything sexual.

This isn't sexual at all.

I didn't say there wouldn't be anything
sexual.

You're crazy. Crazy.

I'm crazy.

This isn't crazy.

You ever seen the National Geographic?

Yeah. That shit's crazy.

That shit's crazy.

But they also have titties on there.

Okay. It used to be my favorite magazine
when I was a teenager.

Yeah, the big cookie.

And you call them native.

Okay, well.

Okay, questions?

Yes.

Oh, do you have a question? No.

Are you done with questions?

I'm sorry. I was just looking at you. I
was just looking at you.

Well, how do you feel? Do you feel good
like this or you feel awkward?

It's still a little awkward, but I'm
getting over it.

That's cool.

That's cool.

Are you enjoying this? Like, you took a
risk, and as you can see, nothing bad

has happened. Everything's okay.

Yeah, I'm fine.

How far are you actually willing to go?

I don't really know, because I thought I
was just answering questions.

I'll keep asking you questions.

Like, for example, what would I have to
do to see your butt?

Oh, my God.

That's not as bad as your tent size.

Because your butt, I mean, it's like
wearing a bikini. You have panties on,

right? Yeah.

Okay, so there you go.

Oh, my God.

I feel... Because I'm getting the
impression that it's not about money

but, I mean, it's got to feel good,
like... It's finally juicy. Yeah,

like, on your own, out here doing...
You're taking risks with your own life,

safety, you know what I'm saying? Like,
you got in here with us, you took off

your shirt, and I... I did give you $60,
but you didn't take the other $60.

So I'm just getting the impression that
you must be enjoying yourself. Why else

would you do it?

Because I just don't want to, like, grab
money out of your hand and look like a

prostitute.

I'll get it back at the end of the ride.
Don't worry.

What's wrong with prostitutes?

It's the oldest profession.

It is. And also, if you just add a
camera...

It turns into pornography and they're
not even prostitutes anymore.

Well... No,

they're like all on drugs and nasty.

I doubt that.

And it's illegal.

No, it's not.

No, it's not.

It's illegal.

Not in Nevada.

Yeah, but... Not in other countries.
Nevada's like... They're all high.

They're all high.

You're probably right. You probably know
more about this than I do.

How many times have you been to Vegas?

I've never been.

Oh, okay.

I've been there four times.

Yeah, I want to go.

Yeah.

I still want to see your butt.

What do I have to do?

Oh, my God.

Do I have to marry you?

Yeah. Do I have to pay you?

No. Are you enjoying this attention?

No.

I'm still awkward and, like, super shy.

What? What?

At this point, I really don't care.

You really don't care?

No.

Then can I see your butt?

Oh, my God.

You've got to be enjoying this
attention.

Oh, my God. This is ridiculous.

Are you sure people like that can't even
see it? No, there's limousines here.

Nobody can see us.

This is how it happens, man. Life just
by chance encounters.

I mean, how else do you make friends?
How else do you live?

I don't know.

I've never taken my clothes off to make
friends.

But it works. But it works, I'm telling
you.

Like, I don't have to take everything
off, right?

No, I just want to see your butt,
really.

This is ridiculous.

Oh my gosh.

I'm going to get such a bad reputation.

From who?

There's no way you're not going to put
this somewhere.

There's no way I could put this
anywhere. You realize we've been at this

like 40 minutes?

Yeah. That's how time has flown.

You've got to be enjoying yourself.

Come on, it's like taking off a band
-aid you just do it real quick

I'm ecstatic. Oh, my God.

Okay, you're done.

Oh, shit.

I thought you were going to be a little
excited over here, baby.

You got, um... Wow.

I don't really know what to say right
now. I like you, Scarlett. I'm so

surprised. Like, uh... I was worried
about you earlier. You seemed so

You call it reserved, but...

Now that you're letting the cat out, you
know, like... Literally.

Well, she didn't let the cat out.

You're enjoying yourself, though, right?

Yeah. You like all this attention?

It's fun.

Yeah, there you go.

That's all I wanted to get to.

Do you feel enlightened or, like,
changed or anything?

I feel like I don't have morals at the
moment.

Fuck them. What do you need them for?

You're supposed to be able to make this
shit up on your own, you know? Right and

wrong is...

That's why you make it. Yeah.

You don't have to. Why do you listen to
other people? Fuck what everybody else

is doing. No one pays your bills and
lives your life.

What's good for you?

Yeah. I mean, let's teach them all a
lesson. You should take off your

Fuck it. You came to this part, right?
Are you serious?

Fuck yeah.

Why not?

It's just one more thing.

Oh, my God.

Would it make you feel more comfortable
if Tony showed you something?

Well, I kind of feel weird being the
only naked person here in this car.

Fuck it. Oh my god.

You like to say that a lot.

Sorry. I don't know. Don't apologize.

Oh my goodness.

Look what you did to him.

Wow.

He can touch it.

project yeah it is this is just where it
ended up i mean honestly this is one of

those moments in life that you're never
going to have again it's like when you

go on vacation overseas and you feel
like you're in this consequence -free

environment like that place in pinocchio
where all the kids turn into donkeys

you know turn into a donkey man just go
for it

Do you like it?

Yeah. I mean... It's easier than meeting
someone at a party.

Yeah.

You can just go with it. Nobody's going
to judge you here.

I think

you guys have, like, a strategy and a
plan.

Yeah. Before I even... I'm that smart.

Yeah.

Do whatever you want baby.

I've got gum in my mouth. Yeah, I'll
take it for you.

No problem.

Okay, now I'm done.

You okay with that?

Feeling better?

Yeah, yeah.

How did I know? How did I know I was
going to get here?

Guys,

try being a little less predictable next
time.

All right.

Hey, Scarlett.

How far were you planning to take this?

Like, if we bust out a condom, would you
fuck him?

She's in the mood, Bob. Gone already.

There already.

You don't have to rationalize it. I just
want to... Can you say you're going to

fuck him?

Yeah.

Cool. Good for you. Good for you.

Bang Bros.

Yeah, it's fun, right?

Yeah. It's all that matters.

Surprisingly, it's okay.

Yeah. Look at your face.

Don't be embarrassed.

But you're okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

You made some new friends today?

Yeah.

Oh, shit. We've been driving for like an
hour or so.

Oh, my God. We're like an hour away. I
have to pee so freaking bad. Oh, you

say something. I thought you were
waiting until we got back to the beach.

No, I really have to pee. Like, I'm not
going to be able to wait that long. I

don't care. Like, I'll keep behind one
of the trees being by me. I really don't

fucking care.

Is it that bad?

Hey, we'll block you with the van. It's
cool. Hey, can you pull over somewhere?

Don't let anybody see and they'll be
fine.

Just do it real quick. Just like... Just
like evacuate it. I will.

Don't worry.

You can take the paper towels if you
want.

Yeah.

I'll just take like one.

I'll be fine.

Let's hope so.

Okay. I'll be quick. I'm sorry. Go for
it. Go for it. I'm not going to... No

judgments here, man.

You mind if I tape it? Country girl.

Are you serious?

Well, we know each other now. Come on. I
don't care. What difference does it

make? After all that?

I really don't care anymore.

I don't know how to get you off my mind.
I don't know how to get that thing out

of me.

You gotta do it Fonzie style. You gotta
knock on it.

Alright, I'll be quick.

Go for it.

I wish the tree wasn't there. I can't
fucking see her.

Holy shit, yeah.

Let's just go. Let's go. Let's go, guys.

Go, go, go, go.

Thanks, man.

God, this is so fucking... I don't know
why, but that shit never gets

old.