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Camila, we're gonna
be late. for Uncle Connor's. for Uncle Connor's.
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Go help the twins
put their zapatos on, ándale.
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Hey, honey.
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I'm trying out new glasses
for my author photo.
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Be honest.
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Which ones do you prefer,
option A
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or option B?
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Obviously, these are
a little more serious,
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and these are a little more,
"Hello, sassy."
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Honey,
those are the same glasses.
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No, I think they're...
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oh, they're exactly the same.
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Well, serious it is.
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They'll obviously work
a lot better
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once the lenses are in them.
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- What are we bringing to brunch?
- Muffins.
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I'm just waiting for the ding.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Phew.
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Pretending to make muffins
is hard work.
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Kelvin, Shamiah, hurry up!
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We're gonna be late
for Uncle Connor's!
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Why are you yelling?
We're right here.
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We're always right here.
This place is tiny.
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The word is cozy, okay?
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- And can you help us with this?
- Don't we have enough granola?
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You can never have
too much granola.
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♪ ♪
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We have too much granola.
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Gretchen, where are you?
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Your cousins are here!
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Gre--you know what?
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I'm just gonna text her.
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Ho!
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Let's brunch it up.
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Come on in.
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Yay, more granola.
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- Yes, they have cake!
- What?
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Why do we even bother
bringing stuff?
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Yeah, why did I bake
these assorted muffins?
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Okay,
you're not fooling anyone.
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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More coffee?
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Oh, thank you.
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I can't wait for school and
daycare to start next month.
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I love my children, I do.
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I just sometimes wish
they were far away
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for long periods of time.
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Anyway,
how's your baby plan going?
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Well, you know,
we're in the money-saving mode
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and still trying to explain it
to the kids.
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So it's called
reciprocal IVF.
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The doctor takes
one of my eggs,
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and then the egg is fertilized
by the sperm
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of the donor of our choice.
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And then the whole thing
is implanted into Sarah's womb.
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Any questions?
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Why'd you ruin my croissant?
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- What's sperm?
- Okay, you should go play.
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Eh, I'll still eat it.
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Connor, these are amazing.
Are these from Morningstar's?
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Yep, your favorite.
Waited in line myself.
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Hey, how's it going
with your new publishing firm?
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Great, yeah,
just getting ready
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for the release of Tom's book.
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You know,
doing some streamlining,
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some rightsizing.
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Yeah, I don't care.
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When are you gonna tell Tom
that you're his boss?
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He still thinks the company
was bought
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by some Dutch media firm.
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Well, on paper, it was.
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Just rip the Band-Aid off,
okay?
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Denise and I do not want
to be the only ones
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who know this secret.
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- You're not.
- I'm gonna tell him today.
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Why do you think I got
his favorite pastries?
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Put him
in the best possible mood.
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Peak happiness.
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Some more "hwa-sonts"?
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Connor, even the coffee
is fantastic this morning.
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Light roast half caff, bud,
just how you like it.
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Yeah, so, Tom,
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there's something I've been
meaning to talk to you about--
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- Oh, no.
- What now?
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Sorry, it's just,
my editor, Regina Choi.
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She's being forced to do another
round of budget cuts.
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Oh, probably rightsizing,
you know?
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Yeah, definitely rightsizing.
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This is gonna screw up
the book launch.
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I just know it.
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It's this new owner,
Hans Dutchman?
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He's making too many changes.
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- Hans Dutchman?
- He almost sounds fake.
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Ugh, well, there goes my day.
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Sorry, what were you
talking about?
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Oh, um, I was just
gonna tell you that, um...
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We're going to Disneyland.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Are you serious?
For real life?
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- Isn't that something?
- What?
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- That's incredible.
- Oh, my God!
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Yes!
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Connor, you chickened out.
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No, I pivoted, okay?
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I will tell him
at the happiest place on Earth.
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Yes, yes, yes!
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Okay, that might
actually work.
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♪ You got big, big energy ♪
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♪ It ain't too many of themthat can handle me ♪
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♪ But I might let you try itoff the Hennessy ♪
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Wow, so this is
Disneyland Resort.
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How have you never been here
when you grew up in San Diego?
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Well, my dad didn't believe
in vacation, or even weekends.
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He said Saturday was something
white people made up.
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Hm.
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So I packed your lunches.
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Of course,
there's plenty of granola.
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And don't lose
your water bottles.
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You can each get
one souvenir,
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but you have to use
your own allowance, okay?
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Uh, what's Gretchen's
allowance?
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Connor, how?
We haven't even gone in yet.
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We had a little pregame
at Downtown Disney.
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Okay, who's ready
to have some fun?
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I used the Disneyland app
to draw up a schedule.
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It's color coded
and easy to follow.
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You'll see I broke the day down
into ten-minute blocks
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to maximize our ride time,
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and there is
one floating snack break.
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Wow, it's gonna be fun.
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Look, I have almost 40 years
to make up for, okay?
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And there's nothing my dad
can do about it--okay,
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we're already behind.
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Scratch off
the morning bathroom break.
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Marina,
I drank all that apple juice.
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Connor.
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I'm gonna tell him, okay?
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I just have to time it out
perfectly, all right?
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Wait till the moment
of peak happiness.
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Mm-hmm,
you should probably wait
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till after he pees then.
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Seriously, Marina, I should
not get on a ride like this.
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- ♪ And if your girl ain'tright, I got the remedy ♪
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♪ It ain't too many of themthat can handle me ♪
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♪ Got that big, big energy ♪
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Keep your eyes open.
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There are over 400
Hidden Mickeys here.
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They're all over the park.
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Oh, I think there's one
by that lamppost.
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- It's in the wires!
- That's right, very good.
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I see one.
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Aww.
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Hidden Mickeys, Camila.
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We'll work on it.
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Aww, look at this.
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Aww, dare we dip
into the baby fund?
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This would be so much easier
if Windmount Academy
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just covered IVF.
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I actually emailed them
last week
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about their crappy health plan.
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I bet they would cover it
if our Lamborghini got sick.
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Yeah, they said that
they can't help us have a baby,
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but that our kids would get
a reduced tuition to the school,
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as if we would ever use that.
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Pride Stitch.
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- How reduced?
- Hm?
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How big is
the employee tuition discount?
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Oh, like 90%,
but, I mean, it doesn't matter.
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We're public school people.
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Ohana means family.
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Oh, there's another
Hidden Mickey near the water!
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That's six so far.
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I see one over there.
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That's a moose, not a mouse.
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Yeah, I know.
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Apparently, they're slashing
the sales budget now.
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I mean, no one's even met
this new owner.
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Tom, someone at the level
of Hans Dutchman,
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he's probably really busy,
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and the company
was going bankrupt.
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He's trying to save the place.
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I mean, I assume.
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I guess.
It just stresses me out.
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Hey, today's supposed
to be about fun.
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Don't bring your dumb book
into this.
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Okay, well,
I wouldn't say dumb,
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but yeah, you're right.
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Today's supposed to be fun.
Let's have fun.
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Yeah, come on.
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- Okay.
- Come on.
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♪ This is how we do it ♪
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♪ This is how we do it ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Shabada lo lo lo, whoa ♪
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♪ This is how we do it ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ This is how we do it ♪
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♪ It's Friday night ♪
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♪ And I feel all right ♪
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♪ The party's hereon the West Side ♪
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♪ Yeah, this is how we do it ♪
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♪ ♪
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My suit's better.
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All right, Tom, you want
a photo with Spider-Man?
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No, I'm not a fan.
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♪ This is how we do it ♪
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♪ ♪
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Oh, wow.
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Chewie, we're home.
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Oh, is that FN-2199?
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- Hands off, Rebel scum.
- Oh, yes, sir.
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- He called me Rebel scum.
- Yeah.
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- I heard it, champ.
- Can I--
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Get out there.
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Aww, so cute.
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You can enjoy this
for 20 more seconds.
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Go.
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Hey, about what
you said earlier,
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I think maybe we should
at least discuss
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the Windmount tuition offer.
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- What, really?
- Yeah, it's a good school.
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And I'm kind of surprised
you didn't mention it before.
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Well, I'm kind of surprised
you're surprised.
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That's surprising.
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Well, I mean, sure,
I work at Windmount,
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but philosophically,
we support public schools.
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Ladies, ladies.
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Tom and Connor are already
at Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge,
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and I'm sensing
a pre-fight buildup,
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so maybe we just
quickly let it out--
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or no, better yet,
we stuff it back in.
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Come on, kids!
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Look, you know I love being
a public school teacher,
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but it is a struggle.
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Our globes are just
painted basketballs.
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And Windmount has everything.
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Yeah, like a croquet team
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and a water fountain
that has still and sparkling.
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Kelvin loves his school,
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and it's the best
in the district,
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but this new school
Shamiah's starting
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has no arts program.
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There's a high
teacher turnover,
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and their library's
just old Archie comics.
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But Shamiah
is not the type of kid
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to go to a private school,
okay?
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She's not some princess.
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I bought a wand.
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I rest my case.
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You can't just
rest your case.
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I have a say in this.
Shamiah has two moms, remember?
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We bought her a whole book
about it.
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I can't believe
you're even considering this.
255
00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:32,963
I think
you're being shortsighted.
256
00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:33,877
I think you're being
a bad liberal.
257
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,708
Okay, if I'm so bad,
258
00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,884
I guess I'll go hang out
with the evil stepsisters.
259
00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:43,017
♪ ♪
260
00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:45,062
Oh!
261
00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,934
Oh, oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
262
00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,718
Oh, dude, this video is insane.
263
00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,198
Uh-oh,
he's gone full dark side.
264
00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:53,114
You know,
my schedule built in time
265
00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:54,637
for a Tom-Connor argument.
266
00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:56,552
We didn't even need it.
267
00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:58,815
The night is still young.
268
00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:00,295
What does that mean?
269
00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:01,862
Doesn't mean anything.
270
00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:03,820
You said that
with a certain intonation.
271
00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:05,430
- What kind of intonation?
- "I know a secret" intonation.
272
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,825
- Did I?
- You did it again.
273
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,871
Connor is being awfully nice
to Tom.
274
00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,350
It's like he's trying to butter
him up for something.
275
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,396
He keeps distracting him
276
00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:15,745
every time Tom brings up the
problems with the publisher--
277
00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:18,835
oh, my God, he's Hans Dutchman.
278
00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,924
Now that I say it out loud,
it's obviously Connor.
279
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,320
R2!
280
00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:27,322
Hey, R2.
281
00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:29,150
Hey, nice to meet you.
282
00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:32,501
Oh, Chewbacca!
283
00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:35,199
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
284
00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:38,289
So, uh,
I know what you did for Tom.
285
00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,378
Yeah, bought him the second
most expensive lightsaber.
286
00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:41,684
Uh-uh, you bought
his book publisher.
287
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:44,295
You're Hans Dutchman.
288
00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:46,820
Okay, fine,
but I'm telling him today.
289
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:49,083
- You will do no such thing.
- What?
290
00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,345
But that's the whole reason
we're here.
291
00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,086
Not for me, no.
292
00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,565
You're gonna ruin
my perfectly-planned day.
293
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,263
You need to keep it zipped.
294
00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:56,307
No, but this is the moment.
Now is the time.
295
00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:57,744
He's at peak happiness.
296
00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,180
And he's going
to stay that way.
297
00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,617
Oh, no!
298
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,837
How'd he get his phone back?
299
00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:07,405
Guess who's leaving Choi Books?
300
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,407
- Regina Choi.
- What?
301
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,366
I didn't know that.
302
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,977
And why would I, right?
303
00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,936
Because she thinks she's
a bad fit with this new owner.
304
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,154
But it's her company.
305
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:18,895
I know. It's bad.
306
00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,071
It's very, very, very,
very, very, very bad.
307
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,944
- Well, no, I mean...
- Remember how much fun...
308
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,380
- We're at Disneyland.
- We were having?
309
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:26,816
- Best brothers.
- Yeah.
310
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,383
It's this
Hans Dutchman idiot.
311
00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:29,732
He's ruining everything.
312
00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:31,734
Okay, pump the breaks.
313
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:34,345
Maybe the Dutchman guy
is trying to help the book.
314
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:35,651
Have you considered that?
315
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:37,479
Uh, no.
316
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,437
Oh, my God, are you siding
with the rich guy?
317
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:40,917
You always do that.
318
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:42,832
Why don't you ever
take my side?
319
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:45,661
Oh, you have no idea
how much I'm taking your side.
320
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,010
Sure doesn't sound like it.
321
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,492
Oh, yeah.
322
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,276
- Oh, yeah?
- Guys.
323
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:54,191
Guys--okay.
324
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:57,281
It's like at every turn,
you want me to fail.
325
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,240
You don't know what
you're saying right now, man.
326
00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,459
I only want what's best
for you.
327
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,244
What's best for me?
328
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:04,767
What's best for me?
329
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:07,596
What makes you think
330
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,685
you know what's best for me?
331
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,687
'Cause you make more money?
Why's it always about that?
332
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,123
You're freaking out.
333
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:14,298
And you don't even know
the truth
334
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:15,169
about your own publisher.
335
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,474
I know enough.
336
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:19,956
♪ ♪
337
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:21,566
Tom.
338
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:26,441
I am your publisher.
339
00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:30,053
No!
340
00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:32,229
That's impossible!
341
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,188
Sorry you had to see this,
Chewie.
342
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,981
Excuse me.
343
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,766
Can I get a Yub Nub?
344
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,203
Make it a double,
a Yub Yub Nub Nub?
345
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:50,857
No--okay.
346
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,510
Oh, my God,
he's gonna ruin my books.
347
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,382
What makes him think
he can be a publisher?
348
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:55,644
He doesn't even read.
349
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,602
She thinks I'm a bad liberal?
350
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,256
Last week, I saw her
recycle a bottle
351
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:00,954
without even rinsing it.
352
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,172
She thought I didn't notice,
but I noticed.
353
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:03,870
Hey, guys.
354
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,046
- Denise, how's the Blue Bantha?
- Delicious.
355
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,830
Okay.
356
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,527
Hey, well, the kids are already
in line with Lupe.
357
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,094
Should we get going?
358
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,313
- Not with Connor.
- Not with Sarah.
359
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,185
She wants to be
a private school family?
360
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:16,926
I mean, what happened
to our core beliefs?
361
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,276
It's like half
our bumper stickers are a lie.
362
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,452
You know what he is?
Ungrateful.
363
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:23,454
Yeah, I gave up my seat
on a space shuttle
364
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,108
to bail him out.
365
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:26,370
I mean, technically,
I could afford both.
366
00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,024
It was a good year, but still.
367
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,634
Hey, gang, cheers.
368
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,683
Okay, look,
I know tensions are high,
369
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,207
but there's a lot left
on the ol' schedule.
370
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:38,469
Yeah, I think
we're good right here.
371
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:41,037
- Yeah.
- Okay, enough.
372
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,518
My beautiful schedule
has been destroyed.
373
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:46,956
We will no longer have time for
Luigi's Rollickin' Roadsters.
374
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,784
We can just forget about
the Mark Twain Riverboat.
375
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,525
But I will be damned
376
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:53,876
if I miss Millennium Falcon:
Smugglers Run.
377
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,660
I don't care
if you just sit there
378
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,707
and you don't talk,
but we are getting on that ride.
379
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,143
I guess it did make
the Kessel Run
380
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:01,884
in less than 12 parsecs.
381
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,494
Save it for the ride, Tom.
382
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:07,890
♪ ♪
383
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,761
Come on.
384
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,113
How many in your flight crew?
385
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,942
It's four adults
and one Dutch liar.
386
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,421
It's five.
387
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:18,596
I feel like
you're pushing me.
388
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,424
I'm not pushing.
389
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:22,078
I just think it's
an important topic to discuss.
390
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:23,427
No, you're, like,
physically crowding me.
391
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,430
And you're a solo rider?
392
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,650
Oh, yep,
I'm a Han Solo rider.
393
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:31,305
Just a little Star Wars humor.
394
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:34,177
Okay, then the six of you
are our red team.
395
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,136
Go red team!
396
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,964
Huh? Uh-huh.
397
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:43,360
So hi, I'm Donna.
398
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:46,668
I'm Marina,
and this is my family.
399
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,365
By marriage.
400
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:51,064
Okay, so have you guys
done this ride before?
401
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,327
We're gonna need two pilots,
two gunners, two engineers.
402
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,024
Who wants to be what?
403
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,157
Oh, Connor,
why don't you be the publisher?
404
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,376
Well, that's not one
of the roles.
405
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:02,118
Yeah, Tom, clearly, you know
nothing about Star Wars.
406
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,425
Oh, really?
What does AT-AT stand for?
407
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:07,297
both: All Terrain
Armored Transport.
408
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,082
Who's the loser now?
409
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,779
So, um, how about you?
410
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,650
Gunner's the most fun.
411
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,391
Oh, no, thank you.
I don't really like violence.
412
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:16,350
But you know, Denise,
413
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:19,222
I don't think I even know
where you stand on violence.
414
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,355
Oh, I love violence.
415
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,270
Super.
416
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,315
All right, red team,
let's get you guys ready to fly.
417
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:28,014
Do you think that
I could maybe trade teams?
418
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,320
Seems to be a little bit
of space over there on blue.
419
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,888
The Resistance
needs you here.
420
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,151
Let's get our pilots
in the front please.
421
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:39,199
Got a bad feeling about this.
422
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,897
Oh, we're on
the Millennium Falcon!
423
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,855
This is so exciting.
Isn't this exciting?
424
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,731
- Are you trying to crash us?
- Oh, now you want my help?
425
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,385
We need to go get that cargo!
426
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:52,995
Who's ready to jump
to lightspeed?
427
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,171
No one?
428
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:57,043
Are they always like this?
429
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:59,045
Sorry you got stuck with us.
We're a lost cause.
430
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:02,483
No, don't you give up too.
Gunners, you need to fire.
431
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,311
Am I allowed
to play the game?
432
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:05,921
- Or are you just gonna judge me?
- Oh, I don't know.
433
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:07,009
I'm not allowed to have
an opinion, apparently.
434
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,532
Oh!
435
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:09,925
- Tom!
- Connor!
436
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:10,882
- It was him!
- That was him!
437
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,710
People, please!
438
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,277
You're not even trying.
439
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,279
This is supposed to be fun.
440
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:19,543
You're a family
on vacation together.
441
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:23,069
And you're acting like
you'd rather be apart.
442
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:25,810
Don't you understand that
what you have is special?
443
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:31,381
Not everyone has what you have.
444
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,952
- The lady's right.
- It's Donna.
445
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:41,435
We've been taking
our alliance for granted.
446
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,480
Now let's go make sure
that the First Order
447
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:46,744
doesn't find our secret base
on Batuu.
448
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:47,963
Yeah!
449
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,486
Whatever she said.
450
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:50,966
Let's do this!
451
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,882
To infinity and beyond!
452
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,536
Okay, not technically
Star Wars,
453
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,059
but I'll allow it.
454
00:16:58,321 --> 00:16:59,714
TIE fighters at 3:00!
455
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:00,889
Very hot, honey.
456
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,891
Yes, violence!
457
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,284
Down, down, down, down!
458
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,549
- Hang to the right!
- You're like a Jedi.
459
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,594
I've done this ride
five times today.
460
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:12,944
Strap in and prepare to make
the jump to lightspeed.
461
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,337
♪ ♪
462
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:19,516
♪ ♪
463
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:25,000
Hey, I'm really sorry
for calling you a bad liberal.
464
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:26,871
That's like the worst thing
I could ever say to anyone.
465
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,830
Pretty sure you've called
Connor worse.
466
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:30,266
Like, when you found out
he doesn't vote.
467
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,312
Oh, I can't even talk
about that.
468
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:36,011
Look, this whole
private school thing,
469
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,534
it's not just about ethics,
okay?
470
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:41,234
Shamiah is so special,
471
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:44,672
and I'm just afraid
that if she goes to Windmount
472
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,978
with all of those rich kids,
she's gonna feel less than.
473
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,719
I mean, I feel that way
sometimes working there.
474
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,982
Well, I don't
want that either.
475
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,984
Maybe we should
just ask her about it.
476
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,899
You mean, instead of just,
like, yammering at each other?
477
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,379
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
478
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:02,820
♪ ♪
479
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,779
Thanks.
480
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:09,914
Look, I'm sorry I lied.
481
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,656
I mean, obviously,
Hans Dutchman
482
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:15,224
was a really great name,
really believable name,
483
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,574
but I should have been honest.
484
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,010
No, come on, man, I'm the one
485
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,186
who should be apologizing
to you.
486
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,492
I owe you literally everything.
487
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:25,713
The book wasn't gonna come out,
and you stepped up.
488
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,584
You would have done
the same thing for me.
489
00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,762
100%.
490
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,635
- If you had any money.
- Well, sure.
491
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,202
- Business sense.
- Okay.
492
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:37,377
- Connections.
- Okay, we got it, man.
493
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,205
We got it.
494
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:45,036
I mean, Windmount does have
a real theater department.
495
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:48,127
Yeah, thanks to your mom
and "Unsung Sheroes."
496
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,347
A musical celebration
of groundbreaking women
497
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,436
from Sacagawea to Sotomayor.
498
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,221
So if you think
we could afford it,
499
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,875
then I guess.
500
00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:00,487
Wait, oh, my God,
are you going to my school?
501
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,228
Oh, my God!
502
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:05,013
Aw.
503
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,320
Well, I guess we're dipping
into the baby fund.
504
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,844
Yeah, but we gotta spend
on the kids we already have,
505
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,759
not just the one
that's coming later.
506
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:14,283
I did get something
for that one too though.
507
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:16,720
Oh, Lulu!
508
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,374
It's so tiny!
509
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:20,333
- It's so gay.
- So gay.
510
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:21,508
Yeah, it's our thing.
511
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,205
Donna!
512
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,599
Oh!
Hey, Marina.
513
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,427
I just wanted
to thank you again.
514
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,080
What you said in there
really helped.
515
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,995
Oh, I was just trying
to make Chewbacca proud.
516
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,650
Anyway, I know you're here
by yourself,
517
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:36,262
but you're always welcome
to hang out with the Hayworths.
518
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:39,221
- Oh, that means a lot.
- Donna?
519
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:40,440
Damn it, they found me.
520
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,355
Hey, baby.
521
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:44,226
Donna, where did you go?
522
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,534
I went to get popcorn,
and then I couldn't find you.
523
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,275
That was like hours ago.
524
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:50,798
Was it?
525
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,408
You know what,
who wants ice cream?
526
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:53,888
You guys need ice cream.
Stay right there.
527
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,150
I'll be right back.
528
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:56,586
- Mom, wait!
- Hey, come on.
529
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,200
♪ ♪
530
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,027
Legend.
531
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:16,258
♪ ♪
532
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:17,868
A Hidden Mickey!
533
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,218
There's my girl.
534
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:22,003
Oh!
535
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,526
Whoo!
536
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,833
♪ ♪
537
00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:32,100
My favorite's probably
the Minnie Mouse gloves.
538
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,624
Then the Ariel phone case.
539
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:37,105
And then the Ursula phone case
for when I'm feeling naughty.
540
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,977
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, and the lightsaber.
541
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,501
I got this for you.
542
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,807
Oh, thank you so much.
543
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:46,810
Okay, enough with the toys.
It's been a long day.
544
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,290
- Come on, it's time for bed.
- Okay.
545
00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:03,697
♪ ♪
546
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:04,959
Not bad.
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