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Hello, and welcome to another exciting
episode of A Fucking Podcast.

Today, I am really, really excited
because I have two of the hottest adult

performers in the industry right now.

We have Robbie Apples behind the camera.
He just won Unsung Swordsman and XRT

award. And we have Little Puck. She just
won Porn Performer of the Year.

And she hosted the X -Biz Awards. And
you won, what was it, Content Creator of

the Year? Yeah, something like that. And
she's number one on minivids.

So this is really, really, really
exciting.

It's going to be a great show. Are you,

what do you guys do?

Are you like a makeup artist or?

Something like that, yeah.

No, normally I'm in front of the camera,
fucking.

I run an underground Yahtzee league.
Yeah, that's great.

That's kind of inspiring, though,
because you're kind of like, you know,

girl next door.

Like, I wouldn't look at you and say, I
want to see you have sex.

but i think you must empower a lot of
women who like yeah i'm doing it for the

average girl you know the ones that and
you've made like a career i mean i'm

trying to you know i get it every once
in a while so thank you for having me

yeah you made it to the top twice a
month

What's going on with your legs? We can
get a close -up of these legs. Oh, sure,

yeah. Not only are they very muscular
and gorgeous, but I did a fetish scene

yesterday where I was getting, like,
hit, and I had some pretty bad bruises.

looked like the victim in a Law & Order
SVU episode.

Yeah, I think that's kind of what they
were going for, for sure.

And I did it. It's funny because, like,
my whole body got kind of worked over,

but only the top of my legs bruised. You
know you don't.

have to do that to you know not
everybody's meant to be a star some

you don't have to do everything and try
to but you know you gotta try everything

once i guess you know see if it's thick
like i don't know did it did it thick

will you be doing it again honestly yeah
i did i had a really good time do you

like the mixing of a little bit of like
pain yeah pleasure yeah i like being

outside my comfort zone so why have we
never shot content then

Oh, God. Is this live?

It's live. Oh, okay.

Well, I mean, we're fine. We're live.

But, you know, it could be awkward,
uncomfortable.

Yeah. You know, I hear that does well,
like discomfort.

Yeah, like a really amateur style.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't, I don't know.

So you stayed over at my house last
night. What was that like?

yeah well i you have a guest room um and
it was very quiet yeah i did not stay

in your room well it's kind of my room i
didn't think about like pouncing on you

because it was like midnight when i
finally got off the plane but i think

sleep with a sound machine on so i think
i would have really scared you and i

didn't want to i like to sleep like with
the rain like i'm in the jungle yeah

that's what it sounded like i left you
alone but no i slept like a baby So

Cody Steele, if I'm right? Yeah. How did
you get that name? Because you used to

steal when you were younger.

That's true.

I believe.

That's the end of the day.

S -T -E -E -L -E. Why are there so many
E's in your name? Every time I spell it,

I'm like... The thing is, as I said
before, I had a friend, and I was trying

bond with him. He's playing an online
video game. His name was Cody, and it...

auto -generated as the name Spicy Cody
Steele.

Spicy? I was like, Cody Steele is a porn
name.

And then years later, I did porn, like,
what do you want your name to be? And I

was like, Cody Steele. Okay, so yeah. So
it's not, you don't have one of those

rods in your... No. No.

Not a full, I mean, it retracts, and
then it just, it's like a... Like a go

gadget. Yeah, like a telescope thing,
kind of. Yeah, yeah.

I like that. I should have got longer,
but I just... It's like a reverse

telescope, because people are looking in
the hole, and like... Right.

What?

You've never looked at a telescope
before? Not like this!

On a pirate ship.

That's a weird telescope.

You look through the telescope and at
the end it cools you off.

So when you were younger you did a lot
of stealing.

You did a lot of vandalism. Maybe you
could talk a little bit about that and

your journey to porn. What were some
things you vandalized?

I think the criminal to porn pipeline.

Wrong pipeline.

Run it real well. But it's also, we
talked about this, you were blessed with

this face where it seems like you're an
evangelical.

But just a terrible person. I was raised
Mormon.

So terrible on all ends.

Why are there so many Mormons that end
up in porn? Because there's, I think, an

extraordinary amount of Mormons that end
up in porn. Is it just because Mormons

pervert?

This is just because maybe when you get
out of the religion, you're like, well,

everything, I'm just going to do
whatever I want.

Maybe. Did you grow up Mormon, or did
you actually grow up Mormon? How long

you sing?

I was like 18, and then I left, but then
I wanted to get married. I'm kind of

getting bored. Also, why aren't you guys
fucking and naked? Because this is kind

of... Porn. I don't know how you...
Well, you're making it really awkward.

you, like, look away or something?

No, I'm here to watch.

That's kind of my role.

Okay, well, I'll look away then.

But yeah, if you guys just want to go
ahead and get naked and get it started.

That's as far as I go, though. I don't
take off my shoes. You don't take off

of your clothes? Yeah.

Do you guys bring your magical
underwear?

No.

Oh, no? No, I was that way before you
were. Did you go through the bathroom?

No.

I've never been to the temple.

Oh, yeah?

What do they do in the temple?

Next question.

I don't want to talk about religious
trauma.

Oh, yeah.

We're just extra dry this morning.

It's important to hydrate this thing.

You like that?

Does that get you going?

He could go down on you maybe you could
help me You

need

any You look a little dry could help a
little dry just

chat, you know

This is really, well, I think it's
important to kind of show people how to

really, really get in there and get
glistening.

Skincare is important.

Cody, how would you describe her
genitalia for people who haven't been up

And you can go into this now. Choose
your words carefully.

If you were to compare it to a woodland
creature, what kind of creature are we

talking about?

A woodland creature?

Can you name a woodland creature?

A thot. Like a naked mole rat, perhaps.

I'm trying so hard to get in the mood.

The mood for what? This is a podcast.
Oh, right, right, right.

Aren't you having a good time?

Yeah, if I close my eyes, I am.

Or my ears.

It's exciting for me, because usually...

I'll interview, like, porn stars.

So it's nice to kind of just talk with
regular run -of -the -mill people and

kind of see their experiences.

Yeah, thank you so much for, you know,
reaching down.

Melissa, remember when you asked me on
that date to, um, we did hot yoga, and

then you took me to Erewhon?

Um, why do you think I didn't sleep with
you that night?

Because I told you you couldn't.

I mean, that's a valid excuse, I guess.

But it was nice. What were you, like,
hoping to get out of that date?

Friendship, but clearly I was thinking.

No, it worked, though. We're still
friends.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe not after the end of
this podcast. Yeah.

Puck, what's going on over there? Do we
got any questions? I'm making money.

Y 'all keep doing your business.

I'll run my business.

We're making money, too. We all are
business professionals here. This is our

profession, and we're actually pretty
good at it.

So, Melissa, you were in Sex Therapist.

Volume 5.

Yeah.

How many years of therapy did you go
through to kind of like prepare for that

role? Honestly, none. And that's
probably why I was terrified. You have

been to therapy. I've never been to
therapy.

That is really, really surprising.

Why? Because I'm so normal?

Yeah. What are some of the things like,
you know, when you're in your car and

you're road raging and you're yelling?

Yeah. No, I don't. I put on, there's a
playlist on Spotify called Rage Gym.

Rage Gym? Yeah, go look it up. And
that's what I listen to. If you want to

it on right now, we can.

I don't think we got the music. I don't
scream. I let the music scream for me.

So you're not, do you listen to rap or
like screamo type stuff? Yeah, I do.

Yeah, more like screamy, funk music.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't even know what
that is.

I'm too close to Sean now.

Oh, my God.

Why are you so shiny?

I could be shinier. Could you?

Do you need some lotion? Here.

Do you need it? You need some, like,
right there. Yeah, there you go.

Just really make it pop.

Okay, so, I was really surprised to
learn that you got for Playboy Plus.

Oh, yeah. That was surprising for you.

But you had a quote. You said, I'm a
Virgo.

A perfectionist and a very type A
personality.

Perfecting my craft is my passion right
now.

So is that difficult for you to be a
perfectionist considering you're so far?

Or do you think that's why you are a
perfectionist? Because you have so much

work on? Well, I think you can always be
striving for perfection. I don't have

to be perfect, you know, contrary to
popular belief.

I think that imperfections are also
sexy.

I know you find that hard to believe,
but yeah.

You know, that's actually how they tell
the difference between a cubic sarcoma

and a real diamond, is the imperfection.

Oh. So you're like a real diamond,
because all those little imperfections

make you sparkle and shine.

Like a lab diamond?

Did you ever think that maybe one of
your biggest imperfections is that you

believed that where the stars were when
you were born kind of determined your

personality? I think so, yeah.

Instead of just, you know... I don't
know.

What? Okay, so...

How would you describe his genitalia?
Perfect.

Oh, thank you. That's what perfection
looks like? Yeah.

Did you know that about yourself, Cody?
I didn't, no. Yeah, you do.

Cody, also, thank you for making it
today. I know Melissa was not your first

choice. You did your best.

And I know, yeah, we threw her in last
minute, and you're a consummate

professional, and so I appreciate having
her here. Good to have you.

Your girlfriend, Vanna Bardot, she's one
performer of the year at pretty much

every major award show this year.

True, yeah. So what is it like going
from having sex with her at home to then

working with somebody like... Right,
yeah.

Is it difficult?

I mean,

sometimes, you know.

Melissa's always great, though.

Melanie, right?

Thank God.

That was my favorite. Who do you think
is better?

Oh.

He already answered that.

She's into becoming perfect.

And she's a perfectionist. What are some
ways she could improve?

She needs to improve.

He set you up for that.

So, as an example, Vannevar to one
female performer of the year.

Were you nominated for female?

One day.

One day, yeah. So how do you think
you'll get there other than having sex

Cody?

Maybe more podcasts. Yeah, more sex with
Cody might equal more awards

for you.

So Cody, having such a successful
girlfriend, do you ever

have people who try to use you to kind
of get to her?

you know or like want to shoot with you
hoping that maybe like or my follow -up

question like do people hire you hoping
maybe you'll get vanna interested in a

scene and my follow -up question that is
do you think that vanna would want to

do a scene with us right she would do a
scene here yeah yeah for sure okay um

I don't think I've really had too many.
We very much keep our performer

situations separate.

Just because you think that we're
together, we don't always make sure that

a package deal or something like that.
She would come and maybe shoot with me

on the podcast.

Maybe you could put in a word.

I would ask the question and then you
would talk to me.

What were you saying?

One time I was on a...

a photo shoot with Vanna and I was like,
Cody, what's he doing

today? And she was like, oh, I don't
know.

And I was like, wait, aren't you... When
he says they do their own thing, like

they are their own professionals, he
means that. It's almost like they aren't

even dating.

It's just a pretend thing.

It's all for the camera.

No, it's funny though because I always
want to hang out with Vanna and then I

end up getting Cody.

As well.

Interesting. Yeah, like you just wanted
Vanna, but then he tagged along. Yeah.

So you can get Cody.

Or you can get Vanna and Cody, but you
can't get Vanna. So she has really

your career.

Yeah, of course. At least your person
can tell who you are.

I haven't.

I definitely have not helped your
career, that's for sure. I don't know

that. Okay, so Melissa, you used to be a
professional ballerina. I did.

Is that just something you put on your
resume when, like, you're trying to get

job and you're trying to disguise the
fact that you were stripping for, like,

six years? You're like, oh, this
professional ballerina. No, I actually

professional ballerina, but sometimes I
don't tell people that because it was a

long time ago. I was probably, like, 20
pounds lighter. Like, people look at me

and they're like, you weren't a
ballerina.

I'm like, yeah, no, I was, but, yeah.

No, I was.

What? I don't know how to prove it.

No, you know how we can prove it? Your
feet.

Oh yeah, they're super fucked up.

So ballerinas, they kind of have like...
Oh god, I don't want to listen to that.

Go ahead, go ahead.

They have like hoof -like feet is what I
would describe them as.

Do directors ever ask you to keep maybe
your socks or your shoes on during a

scene? Is that an issue? If I ever get
the choice, I always keep my shoes on.

And I could see that. Yeah.

I also was surprised to see that you
shot for Love Her Feet.

Dude, I was surprised.

Was he, did the calluses and the
roughness help? I do not think he

even at all. I think the producer's
like, she's pretty, this will be great.

it might have been one of those pain
things where they're like, the

of like, he doesn't want to do this, but
he's going to. Yeah, they must have

been into that because he was not happy.

Yeah. No. Yeah, he took one look at my
feet and was like, alright, this is

to be a rough day.

Sorry.

The talent of the director. The talent.

What is like a general reaction when you
go in to get a pedicure?

And do they charge you more?

I think for the general population, I
have pretty decent feet. So the pedicure

ladies don't mind.

Just the foot fetish guys. Can you not
look so closely?

Please? Oh, this is really low.

Yeah, it is.

I'm going to try it anyway.

Look at you. Those are professionals.

You're killing it. Well, I'm just trying
to distract myself. We're doing a great

job. You know what I mean? This podcast,
I feel like. Are we doing a good job?

Yeah. I don't think your legs are
shaking. We're doing a good job. Yeah, I

like we need to oil up just a little bit
more. Puck, do we got any questions

from the audience?

Nothing yet, but I feel like our talent
needs to be rewarded.

Oh, yeah.

They're putting in a lot of work.

Do you need me? I'm good.

Would you like?

Oh.

I'd heard.

Oh, one more?

Thank you, Robbie. I appreciate it.

You really

like hot wings, right?

I'll never eat another hot wing again,
sorry.

Well, there's something about just
sitting down, eating hot wings, and,

talking, you know? Mm -hmm.

Do you want one?

They're pretty good. I couldn't think of
anything I want to do left right now.

We should do a podcast where we just eat
hot wings and then we, like, talk.

Yeah, it should get increasingly hotter
when we do it.

Huh. This scene is, like, making me
hungry. Just in case anyone here is

of doing that, we said it here first,
so. Right. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I can't. I

literally can't.

This is really nice.

This is like a daisy train of massage
that's just happening.

So is that what Robbie wanted all along
when he kept telling you to oil up? He

just wanted somebody to oil him up.

He just wanted to oil Sean up. Listen,
we're pro -oil in this household.

Pro -oil. Mm -hmm. Yeah, fuck a lecture.

Refinitiv.

Are you? I made these myself.

They're pretty good. You're asking great
questions. Thank you. Do you want a hot

wing or? I'll have a good one. You good?

I feel like hot wings kind of have a
renaissance with the air fryer.

You don't even need to fry them anymore.

You just put the air fryer on.

You just set it.

I'm not perfect.

Healthy?

Delicious?

It's like a party. You know what I mean?
Like you're going to a party.

But it can just be a party of one.

Have a few friends over to fuck on your
couch.

It's great.

Save some of these.

Okay, so Melissa.

I know you're not, you know, you haven't
been nominated for Performer of the

Year. But I know you like acting.

Oh, God.

And I'd really like, maybe if you guys
could cheat this way.

I really want to test your acting
skills.

And the way you deliver line?

Yeah. So do you want to do a monologue
from Jaws or from Good Will Hunting?

Good Will Hunting.

And pretend that I'm Matt Damon.

Oh, God. You're Robin Williams.

I'm like a genius. I'm a troubled
genius, aren't I? And I work at the

Harvard. This is all you.

This is all you. Oh, God.

Deliver it with heart.

Okay, go ahead. Do I start?

Yeah, it's all you.

Because I'm a good actor. I got this.
Okay.

If I ask you about art, you'd probably
give me the skinny on every art book

written.

Michelangelo? Wait, I have to read this
whole thing?

Just do the highlight, the good part.
The highlighted part?

Not the highlight, just whatever you
want. I can't, it's black and white.

If you want a good actor, you have to
have a good script. You know what? We

to do, Cody, give us a little bit of the
Jaws monologue.

Show her what real acting is.

Whatever part you want to start at.
Right, yeah. So this, except the tone,

is when they're in the boat. Is that
Comic Sans? Sometimes that shark looks

right at you.

Right into your eyes.

And the thing about a shark is he's got
a life of black eyes.

Like a doll's eyes.

When he comes at you, he doesn't even
seem to be looking.

Then he bites you. Okay, now, now.

Now think about it.

The shark is Melissa, right? Go with
that. Go with that. Keep going. Can I

you? I can bite you. You can bite me.

Black lifeless.

Like a dumb black lifeless.

Yeah. See that one.

You see how he like added a little bit
of something to it? You were just going

to read. You're definitely going to love
it. It was really, really flat. For

sure. It's flat.

Maybe he could help you with performing.
That was also a question I was going to

ask you about Vanna.

She was, uh.

performer of the year do you think part
of her was like getting practice being

in a relationship with you faking all
his orgasm pretending to be alone for

yeah and that really took her to the
next level like well i can if i can do

my personal life right if you can be at
home and pretend that i'm enjoyable in

bed on camera it'll be super fucking
easy so i mean it was award

-winning so you know yeah melissa

What was it like growing up as the less
attractive sister?

No, that is a true statement. Both my
sisters are blonde hair, blue eyes, huge

kids, like gorgeous.

Yeah, so I am the ugly duckling of my
family. And it was fine because I'm also

the funniest one. Are you? Yeah.

I'd like to see a little example of
that. I sure understand that too.

Is that how you grew up too? You think
I'm funny?

Here, you can just give them a hug right
there.

I only know one joke off the top of my
head, but it's kind of long. You want to

hear it? No, I just want you to be
conversationally funny.

Oh, no.

You don't know how to do that? Well, I
mean, if you're going to be

conversationally funny, then you have to
have something to play off of, and I

just don't have that right now.

You can play off me.

I can. I'm pretty funny.

So what do you get cast as most?

A MILF? Yeah, a therapist, honestly.
I've done so many teacher office therapy

things.

People look at you and they just think
this is a bastion of mental health.

Uh -huh, yeah. I look very... I think I
look pretty sustainable.

Which is a mask I have curated my whole
life. But, let me ask you this. In these

movies where you're a therapist, how
often are you then fucking your client?

Every time.

Every time?

Yeah. So maybe they look at you and they
think, Here's somebody who's not a

professional, who's like a little bit
wacky, posing as a sex therapist.

Yeah, I don't know what they think, but
it's working for them.

Can you lean forward a little bit?

Yeah, like more.

Got it.

Next question.

Okay, so one of your very first scenes,
a lot of people don't know this, but we

were actually married.

Yeah, we were.

And after that, after that marriage,
Your career kind of took off a little

So, would you... One, how much of a role
do you think that had to do with me?

And, like, meeting me and maybe me,
like, vouching for you in the industry?

Fuck, I hate to say it, but I feel like
you did make me feel really comfortable

on set. I had a great time on set.

That was way too serious of an answer. I
know, fuck.

This is how we get the truth out of you.
We just get Cody to fuck you, and then

we can ask you anything. Yeah, it's like
a... I feel like...

And from my side, I feel like we've been
friends since that day. Like, you were

always nice to me. And always, like, I
was always, like, comfortable around

You were making it really hard for me
to... I don't know!

Stop fucking me! There is a history!

Oh, God! I just need to get... I'm gonna
hire a coming -to -fucker all the time.

I don't know what to do.

What happened to that? It was so good.

That makes it really hard for me to
follow up with all the insults I would

Yeah, go ahead. I can't even hear
anything right now.

This is your chance.

Okay, I'm going to ask you a side
question.

So, dudes slide into your DMs all the
time. They want to shoot content. Yeah.

How do you deal with that? How do you
say no?

Fuck, I just say no.

Do you actually say no or do you leave
them on read?

No, I just, yeah, I just leave them on
read.

Because people that ask to shoot content
that, like, they don't.

have any chance like they have big egos
and it never goes well yeah so when do

you say yes um i don't really i just
don't actually i say yes if i've worked

with someone before on set i really only
work with like like pro video people

like the same five guys yeah we were
married

all right how much more intimate is it
than that I put my hand on her boob. I

thought you guys were married.

Oh my god, did you?

I didn't remember that. I was like,

you don't have to be topless in the
thing. She was like, no.

And then you grabbed my hand and put it
on your boob. I was like, okay.

That's why we're friends.

I'm the only boob you've touched.

I'm pretty special.

It changed my life.

And then I got cuckolded by Lucas Frost.

Which is a pretty common occurrence for
me. I often... I feel like that's

happened to us more than once, too.

Yeah, I've been your... Have I been your
husband more than once?

No, but, like, you've been on set, like,
standing in the corner while I'm

fucking Luca.

Or sitting in the corner, oiled up.
Yeah. Ready to go.

Or crying in the corner. Not ready to
go.

I've been, um... I've been Robbie's...
Yeah, you've been Robbie's wife.

And I actually taught him how to be a
couple.

Nice to see you again, babe.

You guys, in that story, and it's for a
movie so extra, I've played world

-renowned couple, Sean O.

Which I actually have more box covers
than... I might have more box covers

you, Melissa.

Probably. It's a lot of my elbow, a lot
of me in a car again. I'm in the front

of the box cover, you're like on the
side. A lot of you out of focus.

Still on the box cover.

It's a cuckolding scene.

Who's the cuckold? I'm the cuckold. I'm
the star.

Right? I think that makes sense.

So Melissa, is it fair to say though,
with this job, like you're trying to

your way to the top. Oh God.

Right? Because you like kind of, you
know, your success depends on who you

with. You kind of slept your way to like
the middle. I don't know if I'll ever

forgive you for starting that sentence
right as I was about to say it.

Did I ruin your orgasm? Yeah, you did.

Yeah. I love delayed gratification.

Cody, I know a lot of people, they look
at you and you have that very wholesome,

good looking, Americana look.

Are a lot of people really surprised
when they meet you that you're not

What do you mean I'm not racist?

Oh, you are? Yes.

So Cody, you were kind of the
stepbrother.

You're starting to transition into the
stepfather role.

Have you ever been his stepmom?

No.

I don't think so. I'd be your stepmom.

What did that take for you as an actor
and performer?

What did that transition look like?

Stepson, stepfather.

It's literally just growing a beard.

Yeah, just giving up on it and giving up
the work.

Remember when you did that scene where
they tried to make your hair darker to

make you look like a villain?

Oh, yeah. The whole movie.

Yeah, the whole. But it wasn't like the
this that made you look like a

villain. It was the outfit.

Yeah, the outfit and the goatee. Tell
them what you were wearing.

Yeah, the goatee. Oh, my God. It was
frightening.

Why are goatees so villainous? I think
it's the devil in there. They always

the devil in the goatee. Is that what it
is?

I think so.

Oh, I have a question for Cody.

Why is Vanna with Cody?

That is a really good question.

I wake up every morning and ask myself
the same thing.

I think, you know.

It's that mediocre dick, honestly. She
just was like, you know, I get too much

good dick on set. Right. Like if it's,
you know, whatever at home is better,

know. Do you think it's a good, it's
probably like a really good strategy for

her because it shows other guys that
they have a chance. You know, people

it. Right.

If he's with her, I could be with
anybody. Yeah. Yeah. For sure.

Melissa, I remember we were talking once
and you were like, I kind of like ugly

guys. I know. You don't like the guy to
be more attractive than you.

Again.

Don't laugh, I'm serious.

No, for real. And you like funny guys?

I do like funny guys, yeah. So why do
you think we never... I mean, we were

married.

Jesus Christ.

No, I think... Wait, I'm more attractive
than you, is that what you're saying?

Not than me, but you're more attractive
than what I would normally go for, for

sure. For sure.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's also like a money thing too,
so that's a pretty big barrier for you.

For me?

Yeah.

What do you mean?

What are you talking about? What kind of
car do you drive?

No.

It's a Honda Insight. No.

Premium engineering.

Year? Okay, this thing lasts.

Yep. Right in the paint.

Isn't it like 200 ,000 miles? It's in
stealth mode.

Yeah, it's in the 200 ,000 miles.

Does it go like this on the freeway? No,
it's moving. It's like gliding butter

down a slip and slide.

A hot flipping glass? Yeah. I'm
picturing you wearing this apron driving

car. All the time. Because I have that
hot wing delivery service. And I just

show up. I cater parties sometimes. I'll
do bar mitzvahs every once in a while.

Do you want to switch aprons? Because I
feel like... Yeah.

I feel like that would make sense. You
need something a little... This is a

little bit... They're actually both
your... They're not the start.

This is about us. Yeah, please block us.

Did you know that we actually, we met,
the second day that we met, she was on a

podcast. A fucking podcast. Yeah. It was
a year ago.

Yeah. And we wanted to stick around.

I don't, I asked myself that question.
Yeah. And then she, like, covertly

Robbie out. We were going for you. Like,
kicked him out of work.

Yeah, Robbie used to live here.

I kicked him out of work.

Sorry. That's really good. She, like,
weaseled her way in.

And, uh, Cody used to live with Robbie,
too.

What are some memories from that? If you
guys are looking for a roommate, I'm

still looking for a place.

You can look for the van down by the
river.

Sean needs a lot of attention.

I don't know if we can handle any more,
Robbie.

Do we have any more questions? What are
some of the comments from our viewers at

home? They want me to join in really
bad.

Oh,

I see.

We could maybe make out or something.

No, I'm good. Thank you.

Yeah, maybe next time.

I'll be here.

Yeah, I know. You're always here.

It's an option.

Oh my god, they chipped so much!

Wow.

Was that for us to, uh... Did they tip
you not to make out with me? What?

Did they tip you not to make out with
me? Don't worry about what's happening

here. Wow.

How much excitement. All right,

so...

Cody, when you got into the industry,
what was maybe some advice you wish you

had taken in corn?

I don't even know. Cody doesn't listen
to anybody.

Are you kidding me?

I mean, wait, advice someone gave me or
advice I would give myself?

Maybe advice you would give yourself.
Right.

Don't make friends with all these
people. Yeah.

A lot of people in Florida. Just slut
out. Fuck it.

Honestly, that's very different.

Like, you invite them into your house,
you know.

You act like everyone can be normal with
that butt.

Pretty soon, they're just oiling up and
making chicken wings.

Right? Yeah. I don't even know what's
happening over there. I don't know, but

she got more tips when you guys traded
aprons. That's true.

Is that what it was? It was the apron.

Oh, that's going in the butt. There you
go. Do you ever think maybe someone that

took it from me?

No, not at all.

Oh, that's a good one.

Can you look at that eagle?

That's juicy.

Isn't that fucking crazy?

So, you know, it's been great talking to
you guys, but I feel like we can, you

know, we've done the thing.

You can call me if you want.

Done the thing. If I want to.

Can you, are you going to sit there? Can
you leave the room so that they can?

Yeah. I like to be here. That's kind of
part of the rush deck.

But yeah, we didn't talk about your
career as a cuck, which is how... We can

that. Why don't we fuck you from behind?

You and I can talk about my cuck career.
Maybe your future.

Our cuck future. Maybe my future. I
mean, that's ideal.

You want a guy less attractive than you,
doesn't take the star.

It's a way. Yeah.

And also he's okay with you fucking
other people. Sometimes in front of him.

I kind of take that for granted
sometimes. I feel like I meet so many

that are okay with like non -monogamy,
but yeah. In a way, it's kind of like a

perfect option for you. You are?

Yeah. Oh, God.

What do you think has been one of the
things? Well, there's like chemistry is

really important too. You know, you
can't force it. No, because the thing is

chemistry fades.

Sexual attraction goes out the window.
Chemistry doesn't fade.

What are you talking about?

No, no.

I've known a lot of older couples.
They're not still banging.

You know, you just want somebody that
you can just hang out with on the couch

who'll cook you hot wings.

Maybe oil themselves up every once in a
while.

Puck, do you like me? We're not dating
anymore.

If you have to ask someone if they like
you, they probably don't like you.

Where do you think it went wrong?

The start of the show.

And then also the end.

This has been a really eventful episode
of the fucking podcast.

It really made me kind of reflect on my
life and some lessons I've learned.

I've met a lot of people.

I've had a lot of experiences.

Some of them good.

Some of them bad.

And you just never know where the
journey is going to take you.

And I think that's part of the
excitement is the unknown.

The mystery.

You know, I got into porn as a
journalist.

I actually kind of... I thought you were
a PA.

I was behind the scenes.

I'm kind of telling the story here.

And you did paperwork.

It's a little bit rude for her to
interrupt.

I was a writer for a paper. I didn't
know that much about sex, but that's

was writing about. It was kind of about
discovering the journey.

So through that, I kind of made my way
into porn. I was working behind the

scenes like a lot of you people behind
the camera back there.

And I realized I could make more money
and have a little more fun instead of

writing about porn, actually working in
it.

So that's when I started writing some
scripts for porn.

I started working behind the camera. I
started doing paperwork like Melissa was

mentioning earlier.

And you, like, move the lights around.

Yeah, I love to move the lights around.
And, like, change the sheets. A lot of,

yeah. And you always had the douche
-master.

They call me the douche -master.

Or sometimes they'll be like, hey, lube
boy, I need the lube. And I'll be the

guy that would run in and give the lube.
Kind of like the un -hero.

I'd say a lot of people.

My network kind of increased.

I just kept getting hired. Because most
of them were for free.

But then some people would, like, start
paying me.

Oh, my.

And then it took me, you know, over
COVID, I started performing.

I did the series called Deer and a Hero.
Maybe you've seen it.

But it was about a guy who wasn't in
porn.

He started to perform.

Really? Really took off.

Are you eating chicken?

I hope it's spicy

We are.

I like pussy.

It doesn't smell bad.

Of course it doesn't smell bad.

It smells like Cody's balls a little
bit. Yeah, it does.

Yeah. Yeah.

I know that smell. Yeah, a little bit.
Yeah. I cleaned up a lot after Cody.

Cody and I had a lot of adventures
together.

I know what everybody smells like.

Ew,

my hand's greasy now.

It has chicken grease on it. Or coconut
oil. I don't know.

No,

no.

Can I get a baby wipe? Oh, you're good
at that. Where's the baby wipes?

Watch, I'll show you guys how it's done.

So a lot of times, during a scene, like
sometimes we'll take a break and

we'll call for water or baby wipes or
something.

And I'll bring, I'll run out with a baby
wipe and I'll wipe it down.

If things get like too greasy or
whatever it takes to be greasy.

Or if like somebody's eating hot things
on the set and it just kind of like

messes up the vibe.

Wait a little bit and I come in and I'll
show

you Okay,

so they're gonna

Yeah, with the calluses.

Oh my god.

Okay, so we'll wait till we make sure we
got the cum shot, right?

Yeah. They're waiting there.

I think we got it. And this is going to
be a good reenactment.

And then I'll be like... Are you going
to wipe it up?

No, I'm just kidding.

They usually don't like me to touch the
towel.

Because sometimes I'll be like, oh, look
at that dick. It's dirty. I've got to

clean it.

You know what I mean? Yeah, right?

Sometimes I'll just, like, fling them at
them. Oh, yeah. That's actually more

accurate. Yeah. Right.

I'm wealthy in baby wipes.

Oh, Jesus.

Huh. You holding that in today or
something?

It's been a couple days.

She squeaked on you. Wow.

Well, guys.

Yeah? This has been a really exciting
episode of a fucking podcast.

I want to thank everybody.

You're doing great.

Thank you for coming.

I'll see you next time. Bye.