All language subtitles for Sage Evans - Fucked then thrown off the bus - BangBus

Trying to duplicate us, man.

Perpetrate. Perpetrators.

Dude, this camera sucks.

We just set off an alarm.

So why, bro? It doesn't look good? No,
it's like a handy cam.

It's just this short.

It's smaller.

It's better. It's probably lighter for
you. I dropped the other camera out the

window. I couldn't do anything about it
either. We had to take off and it was

one of those rainy days. I heard about
that, bro. Yeah, everybody's heard about

that. You were like hanging out and the
fucking girl was chasing and fucking

boom.

Footage and all. It wasn't my fault.

Footage and all.

It wasn't my fault. I was leaking too.
She probably fucking stomped that shit

after like, I was calling it.

Because I snatched the money back.

I just, oh well.

Whatever. It happens.

Yeah. See, this guy sucks.

I need to get a lens for it or
something.

It's bullshit.

It's a little bit different, huh?

I haven't seen you for a while. I know,
bro. It's been, like, what? A couple

months, something like that?

We've been on a permanent or a mandatory
vacation.

Yeah. Thanks to the fuckface.

I wonder if anybody's going to sue him.

I don't know. I mean, I don't want to
bring up the details, but, like, isn't

like assault with a deadly weapon? I
don't know. It's kind of fucked up. He

could probably die to that shit, you
know? Yeah, I don't know.

I mean, I have a pretty good loss of
income. I mean, I could sue him.

I don't know what the laws are like in
Cali, though.

Yeah, I don't know. I lost a lot of
money, too, bro. I hope everybody just

away at him lawsuit after lawsuit until
he's just fucking done.

He probably doesn't have nothing, bro.
If he's doing that, then obviously he

needs money that bad, you know?

But it's only all. Right? Yeah, take it
away from everybody else. That's cool.

You know what I mean? Like, if you're
going to that level, you probably are

living fucking check to check. God damn.
Look at all this devastation from

Isaac. You're saying from Isaac, bro?

Yeah.

Did you have any devastation from Isaac?
Yeah, well, I didn't even fucking move

my patio furniture.

Yeah, I know. I didn't move anything off
my balcony, but I did learn that my

hurricane doors, they whistle.

Yeah. They whistle a lot. That ain't
good, because that means if we get a

deal hurricane, that fucking the wind's
going to get behind us and blow those

fuckers off. But you haven't installed
this, like you have no way of testing it

until. I don't know what the warranty
is, but whatever.

Dude, I have all around my house some
shit I got to...

The matches for the hurricane shutters
and shit. I didn't put up one shutter.

I didn't even move my patio furniture.

I said, fuck it, I'll just stay around
and watch it. And if it starts getting

bad, then I'll move it during it, you
know? Yeah.

Oh, man, that's a good parking spot.

That's cool.

Punch boogie boo. No punch boogie.

No punch boogie. They're campaigning.

I approve this message.

What's up, bro? I'm kind of fucking...

What kind of girls are you going to get
today? I don't know. I thought if we

came to a... See, there's campaign signs
everywhere.

Yo, this is like campaign central, bro.

Holy shit.

No lie, this one house has one, two,
three, four, five, six, seven fucking

campaign things.

Jesus.

They're really... It's part of the
devastation of Isaac.

I was hoping it would have fucking
gotten rid of the GOP.

you know over there yeah we're gathered
in tampa yeah so are

all these people just like really this
political or do not give them five bucks

to put a sign in there probably because
i i don't know i don't know if i lived i

wouldn't be voting with everything i
know you know that doesn't make any

yeah but you know what it doesn't make
sense a lot it doesn't make sense people

still vote that way so whatever

Yeah, I know. I took a college course,
and there was this girl who she had just

gotten her citizenship, like, in the
middle class. Like, she went and took

test, came, and whatever. Everybody
congratulated her.

And she was voting Republican.

I mean, this was four years ago, but I
was just like, you're a woman, you're

Hispanic, and you're an immigrant, and
you're voting Republican?

Yeah. Like, do you understand that
that's, like, your worst enemy? Right.

they don't understand.

But I'm not going to pick sides.

I know. I hear you. Who knows?

I don't really have a side. I just, you
know, if you're cool with me, I'm cool

with you. That's how I roll.

Yeah, but robot.

I don't know if I could. He's like a car
salesman. That's what he reminds me of.

He's like, I'm going to fucking hook you
up. Yeah.

Like with that smile. Like, oh, this
motherfucker is going to fuck me over,

Just to make his percentage.

Yeah. A little cut.

He looks too sheisty, bro. It's a weird
place for a pool.

It's like an elevator and shit. Yeah,
it's just weird.

And like an abandoned playground.

That's a nice one.

What?

Isaac really fucked this up.

Is he sending us over yet? It's like a
ghost town. This place is cool.

This is weird.

Is this a park or what? I don't know. I
thought it was like a little bus stop.

It's like miniature.

Oh, look at the geckos.

Oh, shit.

Yeah,

that's kind of big, bro.

This is a weird fucking neighborhood,
dude.

Well, what I mean, this is how highly is
both like nice and then like it's got

these little grimy part. I mean, it's
like a little midget It's like the only

spot they have I don't know but it has a
gate so Toby

Wilson Park, man

In Miami?

Yeah. It's like a shanty town.

Seriously, there's trailers next to
houses.

Did you just use an Irish term?

Is that a shanty? I didn't know that. I
think so.

I was watching a Scottish movie last
night.

Is that where you got it from? No.

No.

That's what I was watching.

I never saw that one. Really? I can't
believe how bad it is. When I was

I thought it was awesome.

There's that movie, what the fuck, man?
It came out years ago, bro, and then it

just won a bunch of fucking awards.

I think it's called Once or something
like that.

It's kind of like a musical type of
thing, but not really.

It's about singers and shit, and they're
in Ireland or one of those places. That

movie's really tight. I think it's
called Once.

No.

Shanty. You're so shanty Irish. I think
that's why I heard that on Sopranos or

something. I've been to Ireland once.

Yeah? Yeah. How was it?

Guinness was flowing through the
streets.

It was actually pretty cool. I know you,
bro. You were living that shit. We

played about the weather and the wind
and everything, but with the accents and

the attitude, like, everybody was just
awesome. Everybody was, well, I mean,

people get drunk and get feisty. Right.
Nothing bad, like, actually happened.

They're probably just so used to it
already, so.

I feel like I'm in that movie wrong
turn.

Okay. Yeah, I feel like I made a right
wrong turn.

Well, I mean, this is,

I mean, when.

In this area, it's not like... Well,
maybe not. Oh, shit. Hold on, hold on,

on, hold on.

Ah, shit. Hey, just cut her off.

Excuse me.

Jeez. Run me over.

Sorry. Um, did you come around here?

No, not at all.

Not at all? No. What are you doing? Just
running a friend some lunch. Actually,

my car broke down a few miles back.

Your car broke down? Uh -huh.

So, what are you going to do?

Uh, go back there, I guess.

So I walked back somewhere.

Back where?

To a place I'm staying down the road.

You're staying somewhere?

Yeah. Where did you stay somewhere? I
mean, were you staying with a friend?

At a hotel.

Hotel? For what?

No reason.

Just visiting.

Visiting family, friends? Friends, yeah.

I'm sorry, is this bothering you? A
little. I mean, you almost knocked me

the sidewalk.

No, I mean... Are you okay with this?

I don't know. Why do you have that
camera, I guess?

Well, actually, my friends and I like to
drive around and just, like, capture

footage. Yeah, it is hot, right?

Yeah, you're telling me.

Yeah, I'm very literate in body
language.

How old are you?

Why does it matter?

I don't know. Legalities?

I don't know. You just ask them. I'm 19.

You're 19?

That's good. That's a good age for you.

Yeah.

You're my friend. Just a good friend.

What?

My friend said you're pretty. Oh.

That's Tony. Thank you.

Okay.

So what are you going to do?

Keep walking, I guess.

What part do you have to walk?

I'm not even sure.

Wow. Why don't you get a taxi?

I don't have any money.

You don't have any money? Well, I may
know.

Dead broke right now. Do taxis take
debit cards?

I don't even have a debit card. You
don't have a debit card? I don't have

anything on me.

You're on vacation.

You don't have travel insurance?

I don't know.

It's a term I heard in the 80s. I don't
know, man.

Well,

look, my friends and I, like I said, we
drive around and we try to capture

footage of just whatever's going on.
It's really hard.

You can come with us if you want.

I don't know. I mean, I'd rather just
keep walking.

I don't know you guys.

Well, where are you going specifically?

I'm not going to tell you that.

No, of course not. Tell me your address.
Can I put in your phone number?

No, I don't give any of that. I'm
kidding. I don't want your phone number.

I mean, I want your phone number, but I
wouldn't know. Smooth move.

Yeah. I got Danny.

Oh, yeah.

Clearly. Yeah.

What's up?

Seriously, we do this all the time.
Nothing bad is about to happen. I'm not

going to jump out. I just want you to
see that there's nothing bad going on.

Is he in there?

Oh my gosh.

It's tempting.

These are all the people that have been
in here. All the people that have signed

this.

You'll look, you'll see some stuff from,
like, way back. We've been doing this

for years. I think there's, like, 08.

So these are all people that came in
here. We're trying to get footage

just interviewing people, and hopefully
someday I can put the footage together

and come up with something, some kind of
theme.

Yeah. I'm trying to, like, kind of try
to, what's the word, define our

generation.

I mean, I'm a little underpaid. It's
kind of like a time capsule, you know?

Like, you go back and look at it, like,
10 years from now, and you see people's

styles and, like, what they did, you
know what I mean?

Everything changes. So you do talk to
random girls on the side of the road?

just girls. Yeah, guys.

Yeah? Yeah, just old people, couples.

See, like, Frank, Frank Williams. People
walking their dogs.

I'll give you $100.

We're just going to ride around for,
like, I don't know, like 20 minutes, and

I'll just ask you a bunch of questions.
We'll drop you off wherever you have to

go. Sounds easy enough to me. So now you
want to do it?

Uh, yeah.

As long as I can get back by myself.

I am, I'm literally footing.

I think it's the heat, boy.

Did I actually spit some game or was it
the heat?

I don't think it's the game.

Can you help me in a question? Yeah,
come on in.

Watch your head, dude.

Oh,

I told you, watch your head.

You can sit there. Me here?

All right, cool.

All right.

Let's sit around.

I'm sorry.

What was your name again? I'm Sage.

You're Sage?

Yeah. Were you named after the herb?

No, I don't know how they thought of it,
actually.

Jade was it?

Sage. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

They're both natural resources.

Okay, do you like jade?

Huh? Do you like jade?

Jade? Yeah, the stone.

The stone?

Yeah, Chinese people make jewelry out of
it.

It's like a green stone.

Yeah, something like that.

I don't know.

You don't even know what it is?

Yeah, no kidding.

So I guess that means you don't like it.

What are you into?

A lot of things, I guess.

Like what? A lot of things.

That was a good question. Well, yeah,
but like what? Like my hobbies?

Sure. Music, hobbies.

I play basketball.

You play basketball?

Mm -hmm. Like professionally or like?
No.

Streetball. Streetball? With my boys,
yeah. Do you cross over on the inside or

do you like cross over?

I'll take you out. Do you play in
school?

Yeah. Do you go to school?

No, not anymore. I graduated.

Oh. What were you talking about?

High school, of course, right? Yeah.
Okay, yeah.

Yeah. You'd have to be a prodigy.

And if you were a prodigy, I don't think
you would have gotten in here. Yeah,

no.

Okay, so what now?

Just trying to stay alive, I guess.

Okay. Just trying to stay alive.

Is that it?

Yeah. Just having fun day to day?

Yeah. So what do you do with your free
time, though? I mean, like... I go out

with my friends a lot.

You smoke pot.

Am I allowed to say that?

You're allowed to say whatever you want.
Yes, I do.

It's an open forum. All right.

Is it like a lifestyle or just
recreational?

It's a lifestyle. Yeah. Every day. All
day.

That's all.

Thanks.

Props. Nothing less than the best.

Okay. See, we have things in common.
Wait, so where are you from?

I am from Iowa.

Iowa.

Five hours away from home. This family
has a history with people from Iowa.

Yeah, it does.

Yeah.

People, usually really feminine, people
from Iowa.

Yeah? Yeah.

Really feminine?

Feminine. Yeah? Yeah.

Amazing. I'm not joking, I'm the only
one that got it.

Okay,

now I got you. There you go.

I'm like this.

Okay.

Where in Iowa, may I ask?

Des Moines. Des Moines, the capital.

Yeah. I've been there. Yeah. How was it?
It was slow. Iowa.

Slow. Yeah. It's Iowa. I went to the
museum. Nothing too exciting. The

Yeah, the one and only museum. What did
they have there?

Nothing and only. Like the corn husking.

The dogs. Yeah.

Oh, that was an old park, weren't it?

Yeah. Nothing out there but farms.

Yeah. So why didn't you go to, like,
Iowa State?

I don't know.

I don't get out much.

I'm a shelter child.

Okay.

Well,

I mean, what do you do?

That's what I do. I work and play
basketball and smoke all the time.

Bracelet on your ankle?

Yeah. Is it like a friendship pack?
Yeah, I've had that for almost two years

now.

That's cool.

You've got a lot of bracelets on your
wrist.

Yeah.

She's like a little hippie style.

Does it mean anything?

No, they're just fun.

I think they're pretty. I think they're
pretty.

Okay.

But I notice like none of your jewelry
is like metal or stones or anything like

that. No, nothing. That's cool. That's
commendable.

All right.

All natural.

Are you? All natural?

Oh, yeah. Okay.

In Miami, you can't tell.

Yeah, you never know.

I'm natural.

You're actually rare.

Okay. Endangered, actually.

So, you're 19.

Yeah. Your name is Jay.

Sage.

He's kind of cute doing that. You play
basketball. You smoke weed.

My mom.

You're from Iowa.

I'm just trying to sum up because I'm
trying to get somewhere. Wait. Lisa, do

you have a job?

Yep. Oh, what do you do? I actually work
at a small grocery store back at home.

What? Like, bagging?

Uh, like, the checker.

Cashier? Yeah, cashier.

Yeah, there's a term for that. Yeah.

That's cool. Is it, like, small town,
like they show in the 50s movies?

Oh, yeah, like one stoplight through the
whole town. Really? Is there speed

limits on the roads?

No, barely.

Really? How much is a grocery store?
Like, does everybody know each other's

names? Oh, my God. Like, hey, Bill!

Yeah. Yeah, everyone knows everyone's
life story.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
It's a bad thing. Oh, it depends.

Well, yeah, I mean, at your age, you
misbehave and, like, everyone knows

it. Oh, yeah, everyone knows everything
about it. Can I ask you a personal

question?

It depends on how personal. I'm going to
pay you.

Are you a virgin?

No, I'm not. Okay.

Are you, like, really experienced?

Not really, but I know what to do.

You know how to.

Does that make sense?

In a place like Iowa where there's
nothing to do, you know what the kids

right? Yeah, but that's what I mean.
Like, in a small town where everybody

business, is that just, like, everybody
finds out everything?

Kids probably keep their shit to
themselves, maybe.

It's pretty easy to hide your love life.

Really? But anything else. Anything else
is out there. Yeah.

To fight. Might as well put it in the
paper.

Yeah. Hmm.

But, you know, I mean, those small
towns, there ain't nothing to do in the

wintertime. Shit, people are like... Can
you even leave home in the wintertime?

Yes, I can leave home. Yeah, but no,
they get a lot of sleep. Yeah, no, I

Definitely not what I'm used to.

Okay.

So, well, what kind of music do you
listen to?

I like hip -hop.

You like hip -hop? Yeah.

Rock music.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Everything but country, I can handle.

I was thinking that was so funny.

I was hanging out with these guys the
other night and we were talking about

school rap, like when it first started.
And somebody said rap stands for...

rhyme and poetry, and then somebody else
corrected him and said it stands for

retards attempting poetry.

I like the first one. That makes sense.
The second one is just funny. Well,

whatever were they talking about?
Because hip -hop originally wasn't

good at rhyming. It was more like, we
hop to the beat. Come on!

Then some people came around with
lyrics, and that was fine.

And then people came around and just
tried to sell albums. Right.

The problem with rap is the effort is
put into production, not composition.

Well, it depends on the kind of, like,
yeah, the stuff on the radio, you're not

going to hear any good shit, like life
-changing shit. You know what I mean?

Yeah. The stuff that's good doesn't
sell, basically. That's how it is. The

that's good doesn't sell. Yeah, that was
one of the guys' arguments. He was

saying how there's a difference between
commercial rap and actual rap. Yeah,

like, yeah, big, big difference.
Commercial rap gets the gun clapped.

Yeah. I like that. That's a good one.

Yeah, whatever, bro.

Whatever. I'm old.

So, really, how long have you been into
hip -hop? Like, when did that start?

Forever. Forever? Since you were born?
Yeah.

That's probably shit.

Well, yeah. As long as I'm known. I
mean, when I was little.

What year were you born?

92. 92, yeah. She was in the top 40. She
was, like, five, like, listening to,

like, the good shit, you know? Yeah.

I'm talking about that.

So what do you, um, so are you big on,
like, internet?

Sorry.

Are you, like, getting internet or,
like, where do you get your music? Do

still buy it at a store or do you
download it? No, uh, underground music.

Really? Yeah, I don't listen to
mainstream.

Occasionally.

People from, uh, people from places that
don't have, like, you know, aren't up

to date, they still be buying albums and
shit. Yeah.

They still be doing that?

Yeah. Okay.

Okay, uh,

So what do you want to do with your
life?

I don't know. I want to be able to
support myself and my dog. I want to

dog alive.

What kind of dog is it?

She's a half -pit, and then she's a
quarter border collie, quarter golden

retriever. Oh, a mixed up. Yeah. So it's
pretty big, huh?

She's the runt, so she's different size,
yeah. And it's a female. They're

usually a little bit smaller. Her name
is Apollo.

Apollo? Like from Rocky?

From like...

NASA. Oh, okay.

Are you into that?

No, I just used to watch it with my
grandpa a lot.

What, NASA?

The movie, Apollo 13.

Oh, okay. I thought you were actually
into astronomy.

No, Greek mythology is actually Apollo's
boy, so I get a lot of shit for that

all the time.

My dog, I had a dog that was half pit,
half lab, and her name is Hades. That's

true, though. Hades.

That's hell.

Yeah. That's adorable, though. Yeah, I
thought she was going to be a badass

but she was sweet.

Oh, I love my baby.

I thought you were in a show. I thought
you'd know about, like, Planet X and

Nibiru and all that stuff. No way.

It's on its way. No way.

We're going down.

What?

This is... So,

have you ever been engaged?

Engaged? Yeah. No.

No?

How long has it been since you had a
boyfriend?

About three months. Three months?

Why did you guys break up?

No reason. No reason? You just decided?

Yeah. No more?

No more humor.

So who broke up with who?

It was kind of mutual.

But... Are you being serious?

Tell me we broke up.

So what did he do?

I'm not going to tell you that. Okay.

Let's talk about something else.

um tell you about the uh is that your
only bike experience with that girl yeah

one and only yes you need to try more
yeah you think so yeah it's just

like every different guy every guy's
different i'm sure every girl's

yeah the rain isn't really loud yeah it
is probably good you

said you're a b cup what you said you're
a b cup yeah how do you like how do you

measure that

Is there, like, I know how you measure
your foot. You put your foot in that

thing. Yeah, you can take, like, a tape
measure, you know?

And you put it right on your boot and
around your chest. Do you have a tape

measure on your back?

Is that the third? No. I think that's,
like, the 32 part, right?

It's your butt, yeah.

Oh, you need a 32 boot?

No, it's 36.

36? 36?

Really? No way.

Oh, look at her now. She's over there,
like, I won't muck. Come on. Oh, jeez.

Look at her jimmy pierces.

I used to. Where?

In my lip hair.

Okay.

Why'd you take it out? I don't know. I'm
just getting tired of it.

Where'd you get it done?

Where did I get it done? Yeah. Back at
home.

Your friend did it? No, I got it at like
a piercing parlor. It's like the one

piercing place in Iowa.

I have my tongue pierced.

I just don't wear anything in it right
now. Oh, you don't have it? But it

doesn't close up?

No, I've had it for five years.

And how long has it been out?

Um, just...

Whenever I want to. It's hard to eat ice
cream with it because it gets stuck.

It gets stuck in the bar of ice cream, I
guess.

Yeah. Do you have any tattoos?

Just one.

Okay. My nunchucks.

Your nunchucks? Yeah.

That's actually pretty cool.

Yeah, that's it.

Did you get that at the same place where
you got your piercings? Yeah, I did,

actually. All right.

Shit.

Do you smoke cigarettes?

I do.

Oh, man. Menthol or regular?

Menthol. Did you see that?

Oh, oh, we got a leak.

We got a leak. Okay, don't worry about
it, baby. I'll put this in. I don't want

it to, like, land on you. No, it's okay.

It's like, holy shit, do you see that?

It happens.

That's no good at all.

Can I come sit on that side of the
chair?

I don't know, do you have, like, a cup
or something?

Like, that's not good.

Yeah, we got to get this thing worked
on, you know?

Is it just rainwater? Oh,

no, don't do that. It's one of those
things.

Don't do it.

Don't do it.

Is that a virus? Is that from
mosquitoes?

Are there any parking garage around
here? Do you know where we are? I have

idea where we are. You gotta ask the
chicos.

Is there any parking garage around here?

More like a gas station where we can get
underneath the jump?

Yeah. We have a leak.

We're not followers.

Okay, so, um, is, is, you're, like,
friends walking in on you in the shower?

You know that's not an accident, by the
way.

Oh, I didn't know you were in here. Go
get, like, a toothbrush, and I have a

steep new shower curtain, so... Double
whammy, I guess, huh?

What? You said something about a
toothbrush?

Yeah, they go get their toothbrush or
something from my bathroom. Oh, okay.

Um...

You've never like flashed or anything
like that?

No way.

You've never went skinny dipping?

I've been skinny dipping a few times.
Not with my boys, though. Oh, really?

No. What about strip poker?

Oh, okay. Yeah, I did that. But with my
girls.

What was it? Strip poker.

Strip poker. Oh, okay.

You've been really cool.

Can you cut out 80?

Is that what I said, baby?

Yeah. I thought he said 100, actually. I
thought he said 80.

No, I don't know.

I'm not trying to have it with you. I
really don't remember. I can check the

footage. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, you
better go back and check.

All right. Did I just give her 100?

Yeah, it was 100.

It was 100? You sure?

Yeah. All right.

Told you. I didn't tell a lie.

There it is. Yeah.

I know how to do math. I know simple
math.

I didn't know you were going to count
it.

Sorry, man. This is so fucking retarded.

It happens, man.

You've got to give me a hand. Yeah, bro.

Or get somebody that knows how to fix
it, you know?

Yeah. Sorry, man.

All right.

So, I just wanted to make sure we were
on sync. Like, I gave you the money. I

just wanted you to know we're honest and
honest with you.

In my pocket. In my pocket.

You said that when we picked you up,
like I was just checking the footage,

said that you don't have any money or a
debit card on you?

No, not on me. Well, you have money on
you now, but you leave that stuff in the

hotel room?

Yeah. Better watch out for the maids,
girl.

I figured I would be right back.

Still, it's... Yeah, that's a risk.

You gotta definitely watch out for the
maids.

I... Well, it's a bad story, isn't it?

I'm sure they're not all bad people, but
I've had shit stolen before. Yeah, I've

had shit stolen too.

All right. So,

what are you going to do with your
vacation?

I don't understand. You're visiting a
friend that's a girl or a guy?

A girlfriend.

Is this going to be like another vibe
thing?

No, not like that.

Why not? You never know.

You don't find her attractive like that?

She just moved out here with her
boyfriend and her kids.

Oh, okay. Yeah.

It's not that I don't find her
attractive, but yeah.

I'm pretty sure that he won't mind if he
can participate.

I don't know. Never ask.

I don't think you have to ask.

Guess I never brought it up.

All right.

Well, uh... Okay, so you're a cashier.

Yep. A checkout worker.

Do you have to wear, like, a cute little
uniform?

Yeah.

Is it cute or is it ugly? I hate it.

All right.

How much do you make?

Is that rude?

No, I mean, I don't make hardly
anything.

$8 an hour, part -time job.

It's not bad. I mean, part -time, $8 an
hour? Yeah. That's like fucking $200

every two weeks or something. You can
retire, you know, anytime soon, but, you

know, a lot of people are doing worse.

Okay, so you're visiting, like, a
family? That's your vacation?

Yeah, just my friend that moved out
here.

Is that what you consider fun?

To me, yeah.

I don't get out much, I told you.

You've got to live a little.

Yeah, you've got to live a little bit.
Have you checked out the beach and

everything? This is not how it usually
is in Miami.

This sucks. Yeah, this sucks.

This does suck.

It's like this almost every other day.
It rains for like five, ten minutes. And

then it'll get all sunny.

Oh, I love it. It's so sunny.

So have you checked out the beaches?

Yeah, actually.

It's Miami Beach.

First time seeing the ocean ever.

Really? Yeah, it was awesome.

That's cool. It's beautiful.

It's like anybody from Miami. If they
went to Iowa, it would be like the first

time they ever saw snow.

Or the changing of the seasons. Yeah, I
can't imagine not seeing the ocean.

I know.

Really? Yeah.

It's crazy to me.

Did you sunbathe, or did you just go
there and look at the water? I did,

actually. Top of the beach.

Top of the beach? Yeah.

Miami, yeah.

That's cool.

How was that? Did you like it? Yeah,
interesting. Did you feel free?

It did.

It was really good.

Did you try anything?

I don't know. Did you get a tan line at
all anywhere?

I don't think so.

You were topless. You wouldn't go in
that.

Yeah, I know.

Did you just go out there and get
topless, or did you have to build up

nerve? No, I just did it.

You did? Yeah.

That's cool.

Only live ones.

You're open, aren't you? Only live ones.

That's true.

That's true. I don't know when the next
time I'll be back here is. You know,

this is a topless van, actually.

It's a good joke.

We got some lights. You know, you get
back in.

That is weird, though, because you were
willing to show your tits.

Do you call them tits or boobs, and what
do you call them?

On my tit? I call them tits.

All right, so you were willing to show
your tits to an entire beach full of

people? Well, yeah.

Strangers?

Well, I'm in a van with you.

Exactly. You never know what could
happen in a van.

Exactly. That's also what I'm saying.

What would I have to do to be able to
enjoy what everybody else is able to

on the beach?

That's right.

For free?

I don't know. They all saw it for free.

If it's a money show, I'll give you
money. I don't care. They already gave

$100. Yeah, they are cool.

I guess I can take my top off.

That's $100.

You're on vacation.

You should live a little. Yeah?

If you want.

It is really hot in here.

If you've got to rationalize it, go
ahead. I just want to see your pets.

Honestly.

It's a nice bra.

Damn, shut up. You got a beautiful body,
man. Very Jersey. Oh, I'm sorry.

Thank you. Oh, that's okay.

It's really sweaty.

That is very Jersey.

So Jersey, it's about to get dyed on the
throat.

What the fuck?

Rico Sashim.

Really, really sweaty.

Those are nice.

Thank you.

You're not...

thinking of enhancing or anything, are
you? No, never.

I would never do that.

Damn.

You know, this is not an insult or
anything. It's just an observation.

Every illness, they're not easy.

They're not.

It's like that on every woman, though.
No, it's not.

Yes, it is.

What, you mean like that one's a little
bit bigger and that one's a little bit

smaller? Mm -hmm.

It's cool, though.

Every one is like that.

Who told you that?

Uh, my eyes.

I've seen plenty of foods in my day. Oh,
so your friend, your friend, the one

that you got was like that too. Yeah,
yeah. See?

Let's see here.

You have something right there. That's
shit.

There's something.

Sorry.

It's tempting.

I'm speechless.

I don't want to make you feel
uncomfortable.

Those aren't real though.

They aren't real?

Can you shake them?

Can I get a grab?

Yeah, they're real. Can I get a grab?

Go for it.

Now that you asked.

Okay, I just gotta ask.

You got a tight audience. She's fucking
hot. Thank you. You used to have your

label pierced, huh?

Yeah, I do have it pierced.

There's just nothing in it, yeah. She's
got everything pierced.

That's cool.

Did you ever have it down there pierced?

No. No, you don't fuck around with that,
huh?

Uh -uh.

I heard it makes it better, actually.

There's a 50 % chance you can lose all
the feeling in it, though. Really? Yeah,

maybe we should just do, like, nexus to
it. Completely lose sex forever.

Yeah, that would be horrible. I don't
want to risk that.

Are you a sexual person?

Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

Uh, yeah. You could say that.

I'm not willing to pierce my clit for
that.

When was the last time you had sex?

A little while ago. A while ago. Two
hours? Three hours?

Three hours?

A little while ago.

Like a few months.

That's not a little while ago. It's a
while for me.

She's a little anxious. Look at her
legs. They're like... I don't know.

Do you feel nervous now that your time
was or something?

No. No? Do you feel comfortable?

Well, not a lot.

She'd feel open and free.

What are the odds of, um... This is
fucking hard.

You see where I'm going, right? I mean,
like, I've seen a little bit now. I'm,

like, spoiled, I guess.

I don't want to insult you, Jade, but if
you... I know, I know.

But if you want, um... If it's a money
issue, I'll give you everything I have,

but honestly, I just want to see you
naked.

Like, I don't know what it is. I've
gotten to know you so well, I feel like

we've been dating for two months or
something.

What? I mean, you know what I mean.
Like...

You're a very honest person.

Yeah, you're super cool.

That's what I'm trying to do. I'm just
trying to be honest. I'd really like to

see you naked.

I mean, you don't have to.

I'm giving you an option, but you're on
vacation. I don't see why you wouldn't

take advantage.

I mean, are you digging the attention,
or am I creeping you out?

No, not really. I mean, how often do you
get worshipped for, like, this long?

Never.

Never? Yeah.

So... So...

I feel like we're at summer camp, and
we're both beating around the bush. Can

hold your hand? One time at band camp.

Are you going to take them off? Yeah.

Those are nice.

Do you wear, like, nice underwear like
that for yourself or for potential

partners or what?

Just for myself.

For yourself?

For myself, yeah. Do you want me to help
you?

Yeah.

My legs are all sticky and sweaty.

How tall are you?

5 '6". Dirt bike.

Oh, that's not bad. Not too bad.

Not that bad for a dirt bike. I'm sorry,
how tall are you?

5 '6". You look taller. I mean, you're
sitting down, but I guess because you're

so slender.

Gosh.

This is, like, really tough for me.

Why?

I didn't shave this morning, though,
I've got to warn you. Not bad.

Sorry.

Okay.

Damn.

Did you like that?

Yeah.

It's been a while.

We've got all day. I mean, Tony's at
your disposal.

If that's what you want, if that's what
you want.

I even think I have some condoms
somewhere.

Yeah? Yeah.

I mean, when do you ever get an option
like this? You can just fuck him and

either get his number or never see him
again, but you're on vacation, you know

what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Pretty convincing to me.

Well, can we check out the rest of your
body first?

Turn around.

Turn around.

Too anxious.

Can you pull it up?

Thank you.

Fuck.

I thought you said you didn't shit.

Oh, I do, but it's not today.

I was just in a hurry this morning.

No. It's not that bad.

It's not the way it usually looks. Yeah,
they're pretty pussy, though.

Thank you. It's clean.

Okay. Can I check out your butt?

My butt?

Are you proud of your butt, or do you
wish it had more?

I don't know.

It's okay for my size.

Jiggling.

Tony, could you open her up, please?

Nothing's ever been up your butt?

No. Fingers, toothbrush, hairbrush? No,
nothing.

Bowling cap?

I'm sorry, I'll shut up. You guys can do
whatever you want.

Actually, no, no, no, no. I'm not going
to shut up yet.

Could you actually, can you sit on the
chair and, like, I just want to check

your pussy.

Yeah. Is that what you call it? Do you
call it pussy? Yeah. Okay.

Gucci. I don't understand the
terminology.

I meant, like, what do you call it?

Now,

being here, I wish I would have shaved
this morning.

Bless the night.

Yeah, baby.

You alright?

Son of a...

Can you turn around, please?

Watch your face, okay?

even without fucking being in the rain.

So what do you want to do now?

I'll get you. Do you want to wear this
baby wipe or something?

You don't care? I mean,

something to get it off, yeah.

I mean, so what do you want to do now?

It's still rainy outside.

I don't know what this floor is. It
fucking sucks.

There you go, man.

You want to go have some drinks or get
some food? Go back to your hotel room?

Yeah. You want to do all of the above?

Get some food?

Can we go out to dinner?

Yeah, let's do something. Alright.

Is that normal?

Like, have people come in your face
before?

Yeah, don't fall, don't fall.

Alright, it's funner. I thought it only
happened in, like, one of my movies or

something.

Her face is so pretty, I just have to...
Did you ruin it?

So how long have you known that you're a
squirter?

All my life.

Since I started masturbating.

You were squirting? Yeah.

Is it?

But now I can't do it on my own. I have
to have penetration.

Can you feel it?

Can I feel it? Yeah, like when it's
coming out? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, she

it. Oh, yeah.

I mean, I guess you don't know what it's
like for a guy to cum is what we feel,

but do you think it's like that?

Mm -hmm.

I don't know, probably not, because I do
it a lot more. Most girls that do it

say it's their best orgasm. It's the
best orgasm they ever had.

But it's like over and over and over
again.

I'll be honest, I didn't even think it
was real until today.

I mean, you saw that shit coming out,
boy.

So I can make it, push it out.

It's really easy.

Actually, I don't know. My girls don't
do it. So when you masturbate, like, you

put down plastic or you do it in the
bathroom?

I have to have penetration to be able to
do it.

She's in the tub.

All right.

Is Mexican okay?

You guys are buying.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I don't know about the people.

I'm not saying anything bad, bro. I'm
just like... I've heard stories of

kidnappings all over the place.

Oh, yeah.

It's rough over there.

Are you dehydrated, honey?

Oh, yeah. I need some electrolytes back
in me.

Electrolytes.

I know.

That shit was intense.

I'm not trying to say anything, but I
got squirted. I need some hand sanitizer

or some shit.

We don't have any, bro.

Where does that fluid come from?

You never looked into it?

You have a superpower and you never
looked into it?

Yeah, apparently.

to get us a table or something. Yeah,
you want to just go ahead and get a

Yeah. Otherwise you're going to have to
walk through a huge puddle. Yeah, of

course. We've got sneakers and shit.

Don't worry.

You've got to push really hard.

There we go.

Okay.

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