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What up, y'all?

Oh, my God!

So, from what I know, Krista is
into Anthony, but she's also

into Sammy,
who's very into Krista.

And then you throw Steph
into the mix,

who's clearly into Sammy.

Whoa.

I was just kind of wondering
if you were interested in

maybe, like, a proper date?

If you're asking me out,
then of course, yeah.

Presenting the birthday girl!

Anthony looks so handsome.

I definitely feel
attracted to him.

- Eddie's here!
- Oh!

Eddie spread rumors that
we were having sex.

Never have I ever "dated"
two different people.

I do wanna tell Eddie off.

You haven't done that?

I have not.

- I have not.
- Thank you.

Holy [bleep].

They're kissing,
and it's Krista's birthday,

and Krista likes Sammy.
It's crazy.

This is crazy.

I can see Steph thinking that
Sammy will get with her,

and I don't see that.

I just see Sammy
being a player.

Now I'm [bleep] pissed.

- Are we not besties?
- We--

I feel like I'm
in a horror movie.

♪ It's time to party,
let's play ♪

♪ We're raising up your game ♪

♪ The music pumps and you sway ♪

That's gorgeous!
Let's go!

- It's your birthday!
- Thirty.

You're sexy, bitch.
Let's go.

Clean it off yourself.

...what is going on there?

Samuel, you have
to figure that out.

I'm juggling Krista,
Steph, and my heart,

but I don't wanna hurt
anyone's feelings.

I don't know what to do.

Did we already open
all the champagne?

I wanna pop it.

Yeah.

Go outside?
You guys ready?

I wanna do it over here.
Ready?

I'm so scared right now.

What the [bleep]?

You got it.
You got it.

Just watch your face.

- I can't get it.
- Got it!

- Let's go!
- Whoo!

I may have given Steph
mixed signals, but for me,

it doesn't go deeper
than a kiss.

And yesterday, I gave Krista
a taste of my moves.

I got you.

- Oh, my God.
- Ah!

- That was good.
- Wild.

I feel like we should do some
dance moves like that.

Maybe at the party.

- Maybe at the party.
- All right.

And I promised that
I'll show her more.

I hate to break promises.

Yo, you guys!

I don't know who just walked
in the house!

My God!

Oh, my God!

Yeah!

Oh, my God.

Whoo!

Oh, my God!

Oh.

Wild.
I would say that.

It was wild.

Ah!

Oh.
Jeez.

Oh, my God.

No.
You don't even have to

finish the sentence.
No.

Sammy doesn't understand what
the word "boundaries" means.

Oh, yo.

No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

Sammy with the little
Magic Mike.

I think it's very interesting
that he just does not care that

Anthony was there
to witness any of this.

And, I mean, it was different.

I don't know if it necessarily
turned me on,

but I was having fun.

Sammy.

- Happy birthday, beautiful.
- Thank you.

That was a great gift.
Thank you.

About what?

- That?
- Yeah.

- I'm not jealous.
- OK.

I'm not jealous.
It's fine.

I'm glad you like to have
fun and you're comfortable.

- That's great.
- Oh, yeah, it's good.

So.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

How do I find out?
Skip showing up?

- Yeah.
- That's it, huh?

You said you were gonna
take me on a date.

I know.

I don't know.

So Sammy's asked me out,

and now Anthony has asked me
out, too.

But neither of them has really
made a move to actually

make it happen.

So who knows who's gonna
come in first?

Aren't you, like,
from here too?

So how are you cold right now?

I'm not from the desert.

Yeah, but you lived in L.A.
for how long?

- God.
- Have you ever sat

on a swing before or no?
- No.

I'm failing at this swing.

I met Emmalia basically
on social media

and we were friends for
a year before we actually

physically met, but that's how
it is in our community.

We have all these friendships
that are long-distance

because we're all spread out
all over-- all over the world.

If you keep moving it,
I'll throw up.

We have a lot in common.

Not only the fact that we
each make videos online

but also because
we have dwarfism.

Here we go.
Wait.

- You need to make a wish.
- OK.

You wish for me.

I've never had
a serious relationship.

Growing up with
all average-sized people,

I always wanted to date

an average-sized woman,
'cause that's all I saw.

That's all I knew.

But when I was 13 years old,
my friends and I,

who were all average-height,

we were playing truth or dare,

and a woman was asked
to kiss me.

She just refused.

They went around and said,
"Well, will any woman kiss him?"

And everyone just
fully admitted, like,

"No, he's small."

It was at that age
where I was like,

"Oh," like, "I'm gonna live
a very different life."

Whoa, whoa.
I'm actually worried for you.

It's fine.

I promise you,
it won't hurt you.

- Here.
- It was near my hair.

Ever since then, I wouldn't
allow myself to believe

a woman liked me,
even if they did.

And it actually took me until
about 19 when I was finally

into little women.

Like, I had these flings for,
like, three or four weeks.

But then I would end it.

I would essentially break
my own heart before they had

the opportunity to do so.

Well...

It's different when you're
just having fun and dating.

It's not when somebody actually
has feelings for somebody.

Do you know what I mean?

Like, the whole thing with,
like, Eddie.

Yeah.

He showed interest in me,
and then I showed interest

in him, and then next thing
you know, he showed interest...

Yeah.
Yeah.

I don't want you to
be a player.

You don't wanna be
like that.

No.

I feel empowered that
I put Eddie in his place,

but Sammy has a lot
of potential

of being a good person,
and he is a good person.

I just don't understand why

he's being like this
and being a player.

I wasn't trying
to look like that.

- No, I know.
- That's the thing.

I know, but that's
what I'm trying to tell you.

I appreciate you telling me.

Because me looking at something
that I care about, which is you,

seeing the guy do that to
you, pisses me off.
- Mm-hmm-- mm-hmm.

- So I don't wanna
look like that.
- Yeah-- yeah, yeah.

- I don't wanna do that.
- Yeah.

Because I don't wanna be
that type of person.

- Mm-hmm.
- I appreciate it.

I got you.
I'm always, like.

Honestly.

I wouldn't consider myself
a player, and I know sometimes

I take it too far in friendship.

I really appreciate you.

And maybe Steph and I's
relationship should be more

PG moving forward.

I want to hold it,
because I just finished it.

You didn't do anything with it.

I literally put all the icing

and the strawberries on it.
- All right, then get all

the attention.
Go ahead.

Between Krista and I
and Steph, like, maybe I just

need to pump the brakes
a little bit.

But right now, we're here to
have fun and just celebrate.

♪ Happy birthday dear Krista ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- Make a wish?

- Yeah.
- Make a wish.

Come on.

That was strategic.
I like it.

Yes!

I honestly was worried that
no one was going to show up.

I just don't know a lot of
people in the community.

And the fact that everybody
showed up for me,

you could say that
I'm on cloud nine right now.

Whoa!

I finally have the freedom that
I don't get to feel back home

in the average-height world.

I'm nervous, I'm nervous.

- You're good, I promise.
- One, two.

- Oh!
- Oh!

- Oh!
- Oh, my God,
it's a massacre!

- Get out of the way!
- Oh, my God!

Oh!
Oh!

You tell it.

To be around this group of
little people, it feels like

a breath of fresh air,
not being fetishized,

not feeling judged,
sharing common experiences.

I honestly wish that every
party could be like this.

Emmalia, I have a question
for you.

What?

Can I come over here
and ask you it?

- Yeah.
- All right.

- You sit down.
- OK.

I'm just curious.

Um, like...

mutuals for a few
years, but nothing.

Like, have you hung out
in person?

No.

John's never mentioned
Emmalia to me, and I feel like

it's kind of strange.

He's been acting a bit weird
on this vacation.

Is someone important
texting him that he's getting

nervous about?
- No, he's texting somebody.

Yeah, he's definitely
texting someone.

And so now I'm just
curious, like, who is this girl?

Is he interested in her?
Are they talking?

Are they gonna date soon?

Like, I'm just trying
to figure it out.

I'm trying to connect the dots.

For now, yeah.

My friends know that
I don't ever seriously date,

but a year and a half ago,
there was this one woman

I tried to pursue,
and Sammy noticed that

I was into her.

That same night that
I expressed to Sammy about how

I'm into this woman,
he hooked up with her.

Yes.
So much more fun.

Hell yeah.

I think any women we bring
into this house during

this vacation,
Sammy will hit on.

And it's [bleep] up.
Like, it's super screwed up.

- Like, oh, look at this.
- These floors are nasty.

- Is Krista gonna come help?
- That's a great question.

- Bro, where's Krista?
- What do you expect?

You guys already started
cleaning without me?

Nobody knows?

Why?

All right.

I'm a little nervous.

Oh, my God.
This place is trash.

- Just gotta clean up.
- Did you guys see the backyard?

Oh, my gosh.

The house smells like
if I put my own head up my ass

after I ate a chili dog.
Like, it's disgusting.

Hey, look, guys.
"Happy bird."

"Happy bird."
"Happy bird."

This is so disgusting, guys.

Don't get me wrong,
last night was amazing.

But this is terrible.

Let's hope no one else has
a birthday coming up.

- Good morning.
- Morning.

- How are you?
- What the hell
happened here?

I don't know.

It looks like
a hurricane hit us.

Sure does.

We should probably just throw
that whole thing away.

That's actually disgusting.

What won't you put in
your mouth, Sammy?

This whole thing with Sammy
and I, it seems like

the romantic side of things are
all on Sammy's terms.

If he wants to kiss me,
he does, but then if he wants

to flirt with other girls,

we're back to being
just friends.

Just pat it on the back.

No, no, I'm good right now.

All this hot and cold
just isn't fun.

- Have you heard from Eddie?
- No, I haven't.

How was it seeing them?
You guys good?

Yeah, yeah.

I saw you guys having some
conversations about him,

and history there.
- He is a player, player.

These floors are nasty.

That's a great question.

Bro, where's Krista?

What do you expect?

She probably has a couple
issues inside after eating

the cake we baked her.

I didn't even think
about that.

She's probably farting up
a storm in that room.

- I didn't have
any of the cake.
- I didn't either.

I'm not gonna eat it.
I saw how it was made.

I saw that we made it,
and I'm not eating it.

Another paddle for ya.

Ugh.

You guys already started
cleaning without me?

Hi.
How are you?

- Good morning.
- Sorry, the floor's wet.

- How was your night?
- I had a great time.

I had such a good time.

Was it everything
you could imagine and more?

- It was.
- Wait, I forgot.

- You did a lap dance last night.
- Oh, I remember that.

- Oh, my God.
- Did you enjoy it?

I did.
I liked the little bow tie.

Oh, thank you.

I was really crapped out,
but I was surprised his hips

could ever move like that.
- Bro, I'll show you again.

I don't think
we need to see that.

From the top.
From the top.

Oh!
What?

Here's the unicorn
you absolutely

murdered last night.

I, like, you know,
right through the heart.

- That was good.
- Yeah.

Yeah, there's a lot
of condoms.

I don't think anyone needed
one last night.

John and I filled
this thing up pretty well.

Don't think so.

Wait, watch, Krista.

- Watch your--
- Oh, my bad.

- Sorry.
- That's the flip.

We're gonna head that way.
Watch out.

I kind of want
some of this now.

Take it.

- Did you have a good time?
- I had such a good time.

How is Anthony?

He is so kind, and he's
so attentive towards me.

Like, he was, like, glued to
my hip all night long,

and I loved that.
It was so sweet.

Like, he went and mingled
with you guys, like,

every once in a while,
but he always came right back.

I feel like he's,
like, attentive to you,

but he's not clingy.
- I really love that about him.

Anthony is always truthful
to himself, I can tell.

And he doesn't try to put on
an act or anything like that.

He's very charming.

So is Sammy, though.
Sammy is very--

They're both very charming.

This is hard.

- I'm waiting on him.
- He-- I--

he genuinely likes you.
- Yeah.

Everything you said,
like, when you said you wanted

anything, he's like,
"Birthday girl gets what

birthday girl wants."
- Yeah.

Even to, like, me,
separate when you weren't

standing there.
It was really cute.

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

My birthday party
was incredible.

Steph was a big part
of making it happen.

Like, she didn't have
to make that cake for me,

and that means a lot.

But it is in the back of
my head that Steph does blame me

for some of the issues
that she's having with Sammy.

JJ is the only person
in the house that I kind of feel

safe with discussing things.

That's why I need
to talk to her.

Aren't we going to
drag bingo later?

We're gonna drag bingo?

Yeah, we're gonna
drag bingo later.

Yes!

The last time I was
in Palm Springs,

I was with my toxic ex,

and I don't have the best
memories of that time here.

He never wanted to do anything
that I wanted to do

because, oh, if something
makes her happy...

No, it's not gonna happen.
It sucked.

- That'll be fun.
- Yes.

I definitely need to get
my sunglasses.

Yeah,
I need to get out of this.

Yeah, it's blinding me.

In a bikini
and out of this sun.

So, bro, how was last night?

- I had a great time.
- You were flirting
with Emmalia.

I wasn't flirting with her.

Emmalia-- I could see you at
the fire the whole time.

- I was just talking to her.
- About what?

- Actually, about you.
- Oh, great.

I was just asking questions.

It's kind of like you were
flirting with her.

I wasn't doing anything.

Buddy, you were sitting next
to her at dinner.

I saw your little smile.

Look, I feel like you're
talking to someone.

You haven't told me [bleep],

and I'm trying to figure
that out.

In the little people
community, relationships are

very competitive
and jealousy is a huge thing.

I think in the back of John's
mind, he's still thinking about

when I messed up because a few
years ago, I went after a girl

that he was interested in.

The thing I didn't realize at
the time was John was in love

with this girl.

Even though she didn't return
those feelings,

what happened between me and her

really affected John.

I was just trying to
investigate, and I found out

that you guys aren't talking,
so I knew you weren't flirting.

And I wasn't doing that
for my personal pleasure.

We've been friends way too long,
and I just wanted to be

a trustworthy friend
to John again.

I don't need to share

all my personal information
with you.

I know, and I respect that.

- You don't have to.
- You don't either.

I just see it all the time
because it's so out

in the open.

I want him to be happy.
I want him to find love.

And so I think
we should just be,

like, honest with each other.

But there's still a little part
of me in the back of my mind

thinking, "Does he truly
trust me?"

♪ Turn me up.
I have a place to make out ♪

- Have fun.
- You wanna head outside?

Yes.

Oh, yeah.
Oh, I'm excited.

Me too.
I've been waiting for this.

Oh, it's a nice walk.
It'll be a nice walk.

It feels so good out.

You wanna set up
the Slip 'N Slide right now?

Let's do it.

The three best friends are
back together.

- My two besties.
- Hold this.

No, no, no.

- Head over there.
- Oh.

- Yeah, that's upside down.
- No.

Sammy and I have known
each other for so long that even

though our relationship is
struggling right now,

we're still able to put that to
the side and have a good time.

- Oh, it's super long.
- Oh, it's folded.

You never know the size
until it grows.

Can you imagine how boring
this vacation would be if Sammy

and I kept our distance
from each other?

Trust me, I tried.

- You spray it from there?
- Uh-huh.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, [bleep], stop.

Yo, yo, whoa, whoa.
[bleep]

Kissing Steph, it was fun,
but I don't want anything else

because I don't wanna
ruin this friendship.

I'm not trying to spray you.
My bad.

And if I slip up again,

it's gonna ruin
the three amigos.

Just, if it's-- bro!

I'm glad things seem to be
going better with Sammy

and Steph, but after Sammy
approached me about Emmalia,

it just reminds me that
I can't really trust him

when it comes to women.

For now, let's just
enjoy this vacation

and let's get slippery.

This is how I used to slide
in the DMs.

Go, Fergie.
Go, Fergie.

Go.

That-- that was sick.
That was so sick.

I feel like dwarfs
and Slip 'N Slides,

we're just really good at it.

Incoming!

Because we have a low center
of gravity.

We're so wide, yet so short.
We slide very well.

♪ Don't you wanna

And it's very just majestic,
I would say.

- Come on, Steph.
- Ah!

Oh, not enough soap.

Well, that's
a physics problem, like.

- You can make it.
- It's not gonna-- .

- Jeez, it failed.
- I give up.

Yeah, I think it's
your initial jump.

You have to go all in.

See, we're quite flat
this whole way.

Stephanie has nowhere
to put these things.

No.

You're jumping too soon.

So I think that's what's
really slowing her down here.

Go.
Do it.

Oh, you made it.
You made it.

Oh!

- Finally.
- I did it.

- Look at the palm trees.
- Mm-hmm.

I'm obsessed.
I love palm trees.

I'm not gonna lie.

It's really nice to be out
of the house.

I know.

So far, trying to go
on my first date with

a little person is not going
as expected.

My average-height boyfriend,
who I was with from age 13 to

21, he waited on me hand
and foot, and even my mom said,

"Ooh, you're making a monster."

- Hat bar.
- You wanna go in?

Yeah, I wanna go in.
- Hat bar.

Ooh, they got, like,
cowgirl hats.

He said that he didn't care.

He loved it, and he loved me,

and that's what he wanted to do.

He drove me around.
He cooked for me.

He pretty much bought me
everything that I ever wanted.

That also, I feel like,
stunted my growth.

No pun intended,
but we just drifted apart.

Giddyup, ride a horse.
How does it go?

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy."

Oh, man.

Because of that, I didn't end
up getting a driver's license

until I was like 21, 22.

But I think if we would have
stayed together, it would have

stunted my growth even more,
and I wouldn't be

who I am today.

That hat looks so good on you.

Thank you for
picking it out for me.

Oh, I got you.

I wanted to-- I wanted
to bounce something off of you.

Do you think that Steph should

have told me sooner
about her and Sammy or?

Like, did you get a chance
to talk to her?

Like, why didn't-- why didn't
she say anything?

She wanted to express
her feelings to Sammy,

and resolve whatever what was
going on between them.

I wish she just would have
said something to me.

I wish anyone would have just
said something to me about it.

Do you think that
I should still be open to,

you know, being flirty,
like, romantic with him?

- With Sammy?
- Yeah.

Do you still have
feelings for him?

I was interested in him,
but until this all happened,

it was just kind
of disappointing.

Yeah.

He is special enough to where
he would have been the first

little person that
I've ever dated.

He literally asked me out
on a sushi date,

like that was so nice.
- Yeah.

And it was just so refreshing
for someone to be so forward

and just on the fly about it.

Like he didn't care
who was standing around.

Mm-hmm.

I would be lying if I said
that I wasn't disappointed,

but I've been paying attention
and I don't really see him

flirting with Steph ever.

Do you?

Yes and no.

- Not as much as--
not as much with you.
- OK.

I see him flirting
with you a lot.

- Mm-hmm.
- With Steph...

he's doing it silent.

I don't know if
this makes sense.

Silently?

With his eyes
and his body language,

and there are times
where I do see them sometimes,

like, when I see them together
by themselves,

then I do see it,
but I don't see it,

like, when all of us
are together.

I don't wanna tell Krista
about Steph and Sammy

because, one, it's not my place,
and, two, I feel like if I do

say something,
it's gonna backfire on me.

I definitely don't wanna
add fuel to the fire.

I don't want that.

But wait, so you don't like
Anthony, or?

I really do like Anthony,
but, like, I haven't even gone

out on a date with
anyone yet, and it's already

a whole drama fest.
- Yeah.

Honestly, then what I would do,
go on a date with Anthony.

Anthony just needs to freaking
ask you.

I don't know why it's taking
him so long.

I know, like, what is taking
so long?

I think right now I just need
to focus on Anthony,

and I can have a conversation
with Steph and Sammy.

I can cross that bridge
once so we get to it.

- Exactly-- yes.
- Yeah.

I want the whole love triangle
situation to be resolved.

And if nobody else is going to
do it, I think that I owe it to

myself and to my friendships
to end this.

- Drama.
- Drama.

I'm, like, stuttering
on my words.

Hey, I do, too, every day.
Don't worry.

You're fine.

It's quite an incredible
feeling knowing JJ is

so comfortable around me.

A person like that cannot
live her life single.

He's funny, he's kind,

and now I'm thinking
I have a little crush on him.

I honestly have a confession.

Krista, what are you
wearing for the drag bingo?

Probably like a skirt,

Ew!

Should I wear heels
or should I wear flip flops?

Heels.

Unbutton your pants
so you can tuck them in.

Unbutton.

Hey, man,
I'll unbutton for you.

Oh, my God, dude,
what is this?

I don't know if I like this.

Too bad
you don't have a chain.

I don't-- I hate chains.

Do you want to wear pearls?

I have pearls.

- Fine, I'll wear pearls.
- Yes!

Stay there.
I'll be right back.

I know you and I are gonna
excel at drag bingo.

I could be a drag queen.

I just, I don't wanna apply
makeup on my face...

- Yeah, I don't--
- ...every day for a job.

I don't know
if I'm fully commi--

oh, my God, dude,
I look like my grandma.

I look like
a grandma right now.

If I had a drag name, it would
be Jerking John the Jiggle Boy.

Ooh, I like that.

I think my name would just be
Balls Deep.

OK.

Did you know drag queens
don't have balls?

Wait, never mind.
Never mind.

Next question.

Look at my wagging.

This is why I put a shirt
over it.

- Don't, don't, no, no.
- The pearls, bro.

I'm ready to
rock and roll-- girls.

- Let's go.
- Let's go.

Let's get it.
Let's have a good night.

Oh, look at the sunset.
It's so pretty.

- Just the sky.
- Oh, my God.

- My pants are tight.
- Oh, mine are, too.

I'm gonna start sweating
in this turtleneck.

I [bleep] didn't plan this.

Yeah, you know we're
in Palm Springs, right?

- I'm so ready for this.
- Yes.

I've been to a drag show,
but never a drag queen

bingo show.

What's crazy is that I lived

right down the street
from here.

And you've never gone.

And I've never once
stepped foot in that place.

That's just what's crazy to me.

It's almost like you're
reliving your whole life

in Palm Springs, but like

Yeah.

And I'm happy
it's with you guys.

I love that.

- I'm happy you're with us.
- That is crazy.

- This place looks sick.
- Thank you so much.

I'm pumped.
Let's go, baby!

Wow.
Oh, this is sick.

Oh, my God.

Come on in,
my beautiful people.

Come on down.

You are here for
drag queen bingo.

Yeah!

Who's ready to play bingo?

Your very first lucky
number, 073.

Yeah.
There we go.

073.
Put down an N35.

- Yeah.
- N35.

- Oh, my God.
- It's a B2.

- Bingo!
- No way!

Let's go!
Let's go!

We already got a bingo
in the front row!

Come on down, baby.

I've never been
to a drag show before.

I'm from a very small town
in Michigan, and there weren't

very many drag shows there.

But all I know is I'm
having fun.

Everybody make some
noise for Sammy!

He's our very first winner
of the game.

I can't even believe
what number came out.

What do you think?
Tell them.

- 69.
- It's an 069!

I had that one.

One similarity about
being a drag queen

and being a little person is
being judged.

Does anybody need a recap
of the .

Because we do,
we get judged all the time.

So I love drag, and I love
that it's just always about love

and having a good time.
There's no judgment.

And they look [bleep] amazing.

Now, I would like to welcome
everybody and anybody that

wants to dance to the stage.
Get up here.

I need the ladies in here.

Come on, everybody.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

But we love the little people.

Ow!
Ow!

Ow!
Oh!

They're awesome people.
Not little people.

- They're awesome people.
- Make it rain!

Make it rain!
Make it rain!

Look at him,
he's making it rain.

Oh, my Lord.

That's my kind of man
right there.

Now, I'm getting horny.

I'm not gonna lie, like,
I genuinely did find

both Sammy and Johnny
very handsome.

Like, I think
they're very handsome guys.

Like, just, like, looking at
their age, I think they might

be in their 20s.
Are they?

OK, I'm not in my 20s,
so now I feel like

I'm robbing the cradle.

We can be friends,
you know what I mean?

JJ used to dance
for Miley Cyrus.

JJ, did you use to dance
for Miley Cyrus?

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, she did.

Come here, JJ.
Show us those dance moves.

JJ, let's see.

Oh!
Yes!

Yeah, girl!

After seeing JJ dance,

I-- I can't comprehend
how she's still single.

Yes!

On a scale from 1 to 10,
I would give my dancing a 3.

I suck at dancing.

Thanks a lot, Krista and JJ.

- You're welcome.
- You're welcome.

And one more round of applause

for all these beautiful people
on the stage.

Thank you.

Should we go use
these drink tickets?

Let's go use the drink tickets,
and we'll come back.

Do you wanna go play
in the arcade?

- I do, actually.
- Let's do it.

- All right, let's go.
- All right.

I know when JJ was here
in the past with her toxic

ex-boyfriend, it was
quite challenging.

So I wanna make sure
she's having fun in Palm Springs

and just see where it heads
at with this whole vacation.

- Oh, there's a ducky.
- Oh, we need to get that.

Oh, here we go.

- Oh, let's go.
- I have ten seconds.

You don't have any
pressure, I promise you.

- Come on, come on.
- Wait, wait, wait.

Oh!
Oh, my God, it's there.

- Oh, no!
- This is rigged.

Cheers to an amazing show.

Uh!

How fitting they have
a gnome in there.

- They do have a gnome.
- It's like us.

- They have three gnomes.
- Aw, that's cute.

I'm having so much fun.

This trip has been amazing.

Correct me if I'm wrong,
but I think you needed

these great,
happy people around you.

- You deserve that.
- No, I--

Because you're such a great
person, and you bring such

great energy
everywhere you are.

So I mean, whoever
ends up with you,

OK, please don't ever do that.

Whoever ends up with you is
such a lucky man.

Oh, [bleep]

Are you guys seriously
in your 20s, all of you?

- I'm 32.
- I just turned 30.

Thank God.

Somebody here has a three
in front of me.

- Yes, the baby.
- Yeah, I'm the baby.

Oh, my God.
You are a baby.

- Are you girls single?
- Yeah.

Yeah, we are.

Really?

No way.

- Every single person is single.
- Yeah.

- Oh, my God.
- I don't know.

Like, guys don't really
ask me out on dates.

- They just want one thing
from me, you know?
- Yeah, exactly.

- It's one about me feeling safe.
- Yeah, exactly.

'Cause I never, like,

really feel safe with guys.
- Yeah.

- And then, like, I'm guarded.
- Yeah.

And, like,

once you've gotten hurt,
you know, um...

it's, like...

it changes you.

I just feel, I don't think that

I'm ever going
to find love, like.

You are a great [bleep] person.
Come here.

My last relationship,
it was-- was very abusive.

He called me horrible names.

He even said, "No one's ever
gonna wanna be with you

because you're a midget."

They're only gonna see you
as a sex object and stuff.

Finally, when he said, "I'm
no longer in love with you,"

it was just like, "Oh my God,
I've wasted my life

with this man."

For some reason, I can go
on stage, put on a show,

but when it comes to,
like, opening up,

for, like, a relationship,

I just can't.
I just can't.

It's just hard.
It's just...

Sorry.

I haven't actually talked
about this

to anybody, um.
- Yeah.

So, I don't know.
It's always...

Sorry.

I'm, like, stuttering
on my words.

Stop.
Hey, I do, too, every day.

Don't worry.
You're fine.

Like, I'd rather be single
than ever be, like, in a really

bad relationship, like, I'm not
gonna go back there again,

ever again.

I was not expecting to open up
to John tonight at all.

He just, he makes it easy for
me to talk to him.

I feel safe.

And I enjoy his company.
He's funny.

He's kind.

He's smart.

Yeah.

And now I'm thinking I have
a little crush on him.

I think you just need to quit
looking in the rearview mirror

and move forward.
- Yeah.

You can't let whatever
happened in the past screw over

what happens in the future.

And I don't want that to happen
to you.

I appreciate you so much.
Thank you.

- Are you OK?
- I am.

No, I'm OK.

I guess we just have to find
you a successful relationship.

It's quite an incredible
feeling knowing JJ is so

comfortable around me.

And I-- I-- I wanna help her
get through it,

'cause she deserves to
find love.

A person like that
cannot live her life single.

just 'cause, like, I did grow up

with sisters, and men treat
women like [bleep].

Yeah.

It screws me up, and to see
that it happens to more than

just them is just so [bleep].
- It is.

It is, especially when
you love somebody so much.

Exactly.

I honestly have a confession,
and I haven't even told Sammy,

Steph, or Krista.

Just 'cause I'm afraid, like,

I'm afraid of heartbreak.

I do have

a girlfriend right now,
I'm seeing.

Wait, so you're saying you have
a girlfriend and nobody knows?

They don't know about it.

Sammy and I have kind of had
something going on.

It was obvious, let's be real.

I do think that
he could be my person.

- So is it mutual, do you think?
- I think so.

I need you to be honest.

Like, do you have feelings
for Steph?

I just don't think
she is my person.

But you're doing your little
Greek thing tonight, right?

- I'm so excited.
- Yeah!

Oppa!
♪ Let's go! ♪

Of course, my goddess.

- Got it?
- Yep.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- You made out with Steph?

You guys are just putting me
in this weird love triangle

that I don't wanna be in.
- I didn't put you in [bleep].

Steph, you and I had
no strings attached.

I don't give a [bleep]
who you flirt with.