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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:17,850 Dude, I can't wait to go to Bowling Alley, man. 2 00:00:18,210 --> 00:00:22,930 Yes, I'm sending out a bunch of texts right now. Hey, invite Lily. Invite 3 00:00:22,930 --> 00:00:23,930 Crystal. 4 00:00:24,430 --> 00:00:26,950 Daniel, don't invite Robert. He's an asshole. 5 00:00:28,690 --> 00:00:29,710 Who else are you going to invite? 6 00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:32,470 Dude, I just want to hang out with Crystal. 7 00:00:32,870 --> 00:00:34,130 She's got some nice cities. 8 00:00:34,810 --> 00:00:37,210 Crystal has some nice cities. That's true. 9 00:00:38,340 --> 00:00:41,280 Dude, I can't wait. I think anybody would agree with that. I've got a new 10 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:44,060 new bowling ball. I just kind of want to show it off. It's shiny. Dude, it 11 00:00:44,060 --> 00:00:45,060 smells like apple pie. 12 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:46,280 How can you afford that? 13 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,400 Dude, I've been doing a lot of chores. 14 00:00:49,860 --> 00:00:51,980 You know, I've been working so hard. Yeah, 15 00:00:52,940 --> 00:00:53,940 you don't do chores for her? 16 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:56,220 No. Why? 17 00:00:56,440 --> 00:01:03,260 I mean... I mean, you have a house. I know. I have a... I 18 00:01:03,260 --> 00:01:05,800 have a bunch of other stuff. I mean... 19 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,520 Texting I got. I heard you. You guys have a subcom, right? 20 00:01:10,740 --> 00:01:11,740 Yeah. Yeah. 21 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:13,920 How's that going so far? 22 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,200 Good. She does everything. 23 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,860 Really? I mean, for the most part. 24 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:22,260 But I feel like she like, I feel like she just dismisses, like dismisses me 25 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,820 Okay. Well, do you think you can give us a ride to the bowling house? 26 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:27,740 That could actually work. Yeah. 27 00:01:28,180 --> 00:01:32,020 Yeah. How else would we get there? I mean, it could take us like 30 minutes. 28 00:01:33,020 --> 00:01:36,100 Yeah. I think, I think we could talk her into it. Yeah. 29 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:41,640 Yeah, she's nice in that aspect. She always cooks me stuff and does my 30 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,340 She's actually pretty great. 31 00:01:43,540 --> 00:01:44,540 Yeah, yeah. 32 00:01:44,820 --> 00:01:45,900 Oh, perfect. 33 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:50,440 Justin's not going to make it, but Ashley and Crystal both confirmed. 34 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,280 I can't wait. 35 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,280 I think we're going to have a lot of fun. Yeah. 36 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,580 So how are you doing rolling? 37 00:01:58,060 --> 00:02:01,780 A couple years. 38 00:02:02,260 --> 00:02:04,220 Yeah. I'm not good at it, though. Oh. 39 00:02:05,130 --> 00:02:07,650 Dude, I'm going to bowl like a 60. 40 00:02:07,950 --> 00:02:11,830 Dude, I mean, dude, it's so exciting to see that bowling ball hit that pocket 41 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:13,290 and hit that strike. It's amazing. 42 00:02:13,570 --> 00:02:15,510 Dude, you girls would be fucking impressed. 43 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,170 Yeah, with you? 44 00:02:17,550 --> 00:02:19,070 Yeah. I mean, dude. 45 00:02:19,450 --> 00:02:20,209 You're good. 46 00:02:20,210 --> 00:02:23,810 I know, but dude, when the girls see it, dude, they're going to be all over me, 47 00:02:23,890 --> 00:02:26,690 dude. Dude, I guess that's putting in a good word for you. 48 00:02:27,590 --> 00:02:29,010 I guess because I'm there, like, ah. 49 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,800 You can't be out there to battle yourself. No, you can't. No, this is 50 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:36,940 man. Dude, when they see you hold that bowling ball, they're gonna see, you 51 00:02:36,940 --> 00:02:38,100 what, how your ball is. You're right. 52 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:41,120 Yeah, dude. Dude, this is how you're my best friend. Dude, I can't wait. But 53 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:46,960 dude, like, let's, you know, I mean, do you want to call over your... I'm sorry, 54 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:47,960 my mom? 55 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:50,940 Um... Now? 56 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:52,400 Yeah, something you're right. 57 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:57,020 Okay, I'm gonna... Okay, I'm gonna tell you this one. 58 00:02:57,870 --> 00:03:00,830 For now, I wanted to refer to her as Oliver's mom. 59 00:03:01,090 --> 00:03:04,550 And, like, stepmom. Like, she wanted to be, like, you know, part of the family. 60 00:03:04,610 --> 00:03:05,730 Oh, okay, okay. 61 00:03:06,290 --> 00:03:08,510 Yeah. All right, I knew you'd understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 62 00:03:08,830 --> 00:03:09,830 Mom! 63 00:03:14,650 --> 00:03:16,230 Hey. Oh, you have company. 64 00:03:16,650 --> 00:03:17,650 That's your mom? 65 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:18,990 She's talking hot. 66 00:03:19,230 --> 00:03:20,690 Well, you're so sweet. Thank you. 67 00:03:21,150 --> 00:03:25,370 Oh, yeah, um, can you take us to the bowling alley? We've got some, uh, 68 00:03:25,370 --> 00:03:26,370 meeting up. 69 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:28,900 Oh, what kind of friends? 70 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:32,780 Um, some friends that we know from school. 71 00:03:33,220 --> 00:03:34,620 Girls. Girls. 72 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,800 I knew it. You guys would want to see some girls. Yeah, there's a couple girls 73 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:42,760 that I like and hopefully we can impress them with our bowling skills. 74 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:44,380 Tell me more about these girls. 75 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:48,020 Um, well, Crystal wears glasses. 76 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:53,740 Um, she's got nice eyes. 77 00:03:55,299 --> 00:04:01,300 Uh -huh. I saw where that was going. No, I'm just trying to, you know, say, I 78 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:02,300 mean, there's Lily there. 79 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:07,720 I mean, yeah, she's in our bath lot. Lily sounds like she smells good. Yeah, 80 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:08,720 does smell good. Like Lily? 81 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:09,619 Mm -hmm. 82 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:12,480 But you know what's funny? What smells? Like, I got a new bowling ball that 83 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:13,480 smells like apple pie. 84 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:18,260 What? Yes. Apple pie? Yes. I gotta smell that bowling ball. I know. I would love 85 00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:20,399 to do that. But you can smell my ball at any time. Okay. 86 00:04:20,829 --> 00:04:22,170 I would love to find a ball. Yeah. 87 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:25,470 But yeah, but can you, is there a way you can take us to the bowling alley? 88 00:04:25,930 --> 00:04:30,890 Um, well, I mean, I guess I could. If I take you to the bowling alley, would I 89 00:04:30,890 --> 00:04:35,950 have to take you back home after that? Um, it might be late, but I mean, I can 90 00:04:35,950 --> 00:04:40,010 get a ride. I mean, I don't have to, you don't have to pick us up. 91 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:45,780 Okay, well, if you guys want to go to the bowling alley tomorrow... It's not 92 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:46,780 tomorrow, it's tonight. 93 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:47,739 Oh, it's tonight. 94 00:04:47,740 --> 00:04:51,900 Okay, well, I'm going to need you guys to do some chores around the house for 95 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:52,900 if you want to go tonight. 96 00:04:53,300 --> 00:04:58,400 Oliver said he doesn't really have to do any chores. Well, today he's going to 97 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:59,460 do chores. I never said that. 98 00:05:01,780 --> 00:05:06,460 What are some... What were you saying, Oliver? You told him you don't have to 99 00:05:06,460 --> 00:05:07,460 anything around here? 100 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:10,740 Well, what are some of the things that we have to do? 101 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:16,060 Well, I need some help. You guys can, you know, tidy up this bed sheet in the 102 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:20,140 room. Just make this room squeaky clean. And then I'm going to want you to go 103 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:24,240 downstairs in the kitchen, do some dishes, wash the countertops, and I need 104 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,400 of the laundry folded, too. 105 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:29,140 God, I've done so many chores in my house. Why? 106 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,360 I don't understand what I have to do over here. 107 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:36,480 I mean, I thought, don't you have a nice house? Don't you have a housekeeper or 108 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:37,480 something? 109 00:05:37,549 --> 00:05:41,550 Um, excuse me. I don't need a housekeeper. I have a son right here. 110 00:05:42,390 --> 00:05:45,790 Um, I don't know. Are you cool with this, Oliver? 111 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:49,670 I mean, um... I thought you were cool with me. What's going on here? 112 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,350 I don't want to do chores, bro. 113 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:55,530 Well, then you're not going to the bowling alley if you don't do your 114 00:05:56,110 --> 00:05:59,150 Good. Do your chores. You want to be good boys for me, right? 115 00:05:59,810 --> 00:06:00,809 I guess. 116 00:06:00,810 --> 00:06:04,010 I mean, I really want to hang out with them. 117 00:06:04,370 --> 00:06:06,590 Um... Then you're going to do some chores for me. 118 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,160 Ashley's gonna be there. 119 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:09,780 Yeah, Ashley's gonna be there. 120 00:06:10,340 --> 00:06:11,400 Um, okay. 121 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:14,280 Um, so clean this room. 122 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:17,960 Mm -hmm. And then, what, do the dishes? You're going downstairs, you're gonna do 123 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:18,960 the dishes? Do the dishes. 124 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:24,200 Yeah. Um, for laundry, do I separate the whites and the dark clothes? 125 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,080 Yes! You don't want to turn my white shirt to pink? 126 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,220 Do I have to, do we have to put your underwear in wrong? 127 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,880 I mean... If you're lucky. 128 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,780 Oh. Fine! 129 00:06:35,630 --> 00:06:36,630 Okay. 130 00:06:37,170 --> 00:06:39,310 Besides that, so there's nothing else to do? 131 00:06:39,910 --> 00:06:40,910 No, that's it. 132 00:06:40,930 --> 00:06:42,670 That's it. Finish all of that stuff for me. 133 00:06:43,090 --> 00:06:47,330 Okay. And I will drive you boys to the bowling alley to see those girls you 134 00:06:47,330 --> 00:06:48,330 like. Yes. 135 00:06:48,610 --> 00:06:50,070 Uh -huh. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. 136 00:06:50,670 --> 00:06:52,870 I'm not asking for much. All right. 137 00:06:53,090 --> 00:06:56,490 I mean, the week... What time is it right now? 138 00:06:57,730 --> 00:06:59,270 Time. Time. Okay. 139 00:06:59,490 --> 00:07:00,490 Okay. 140 00:07:00,990 --> 00:07:02,430 I mean, Oliver, are you cool with this? 141 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:04,810 I just want to see Ashley. 142 00:07:06,340 --> 00:07:12,280 Okay. I mean... Seriously, like... Okay. 143 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:16,100 I'm going to teach you guys how to dress and everything. 144 00:07:16,340 --> 00:07:20,800 I mean, no. We don't need to dress because we're going to show off our 145 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:21,800 skills to these girls. 146 00:07:21,860 --> 00:07:23,100 They're going to be so fucking impressed. 147 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:24,720 They're going to fall in love with us. 148 00:07:24,940 --> 00:07:28,960 Just because of your bowling skills? Yes, I'm fucking that good. Let me tell 149 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,360 you, when I used to go to the bowling alley... 150 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:34,980 So he's so good at bowling that the girls are going to want to go out with 151 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,200 Yes. 152 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:37,740 That's the reason why I ball. 153 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,220 Wow. I didn't know. Times have really changed. 154 00:07:41,540 --> 00:07:42,419 Dude, yeah. 155 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:46,540 I mean, once you show, you know, a girl your skills, they're going to fall in 156 00:07:46,540 --> 00:07:49,660 love with you. Yeah? What about, what do these girls want to do? 157 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:52,700 Like, what do they do with their lives that make them so great? 158 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:58,400 Look good. Smell good. Their hair, yeah. They just look and smell good? 159 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,160 Yeah. That's it? 160 00:08:01,390 --> 00:08:02,390 Yeah. Yeah. 161 00:08:03,170 --> 00:08:07,470 And that's all you want is someone who looks as good? And they dig bowlers. 162 00:08:08,330 --> 00:08:12,550 Like, when they see us handle our balls, they're going to be super impressed. 163 00:08:12,730 --> 00:08:16,250 You guys are nerds. You guys are nerds. My boy is a nerd. 164 00:08:18,350 --> 00:08:24,570 But, I mean, okay, so, washing dishes, cleaning up this room. 165 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:29,030 Listen, cool boys do chores. 166 00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:32,370 I don't know. I don't know about that. 167 00:08:32,630 --> 00:08:37,950 Yes. I mean, I do a lot of chores to get by my own bowling balls, but, I mean, I 168 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:42,789 don't live here. I mean, it's being kind of weird that I'm doing my friend's 169 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:43,789 chores. 170 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:46,910 Oh, it's a team effort. 171 00:08:48,590 --> 00:08:50,190 We're all going to work together. 172 00:08:50,410 --> 00:08:55,030 If you need help, Mom is going to help you. Okay. I get it. You can call your 173 00:08:55,030 --> 00:08:56,730 mom, by the way. Oh, my mom? 174 00:08:57,230 --> 00:09:01,570 Sweet. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, I mean, it's, It's nice because, you know, it's 175 00:09:01,570 --> 00:09:03,950 just me and my dad, and it'd be nice to have him around. 176 00:09:04,450 --> 00:09:05,450 Yeah. Yeah. 177 00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:07,210 Yeah. Okay. 178 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:11,850 That's probably why you're so, you know, weirded out about helping me clean. 179 00:09:12,570 --> 00:09:18,190 Well, I mean, I clean up my house, and so I was able to make money to get 180 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:20,890 bowling balls and, you know, new shoes. 181 00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:24,530 Bowling balls and new shoes? He says it. New bowling shoes? 182 00:09:24,770 --> 00:09:26,950 Yeah, I got new bowling shoes. They're nice and shiny. 183 00:09:27,270 --> 00:09:30,350 What do your bowling shoes look like? Well, obviously they're not clown shoes 184 00:09:30,350 --> 00:09:32,470 like they get out in the freaking bowling alley. 185 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:35,710 Is that what I'm picturing right now? No, they're like nice, you know, they're 186 00:09:35,710 --> 00:09:37,770 nice black and with the gold trim around. 187 00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:39,630 I had a new bowling ball. 188 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:45,020 Yeah, dude. Yeah? Yeah, you should definitely, you know, get a new bowling 189 00:09:45,020 --> 00:09:50,740 for him. He'd be great at bowling ball. Instead of him bowling 100 pins, he 190 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:52,380 should probably get 200, yeah. 191 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:56,400 Can he get 100 pins? Yeah, he should get more than that. That's a lot more pins 192 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,680 than I would get. Right. 193 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,140 He'd probably get 50. I get a lot of gutter balls. 194 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,440 Well, I mean, just throw it straight over and put the bumpers up. 195 00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:05,600 Oh, bumpers! Yeah, you can have bumpers up. 196 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:06,699 Like a cheat. 197 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:07,700 Yeah, definitely. 198 00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:09,340 So, okay. 199 00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:12,640 So... All right. 200 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:17,680 I mean, Oliver, are you... What are you guys going to wear? Let's talk about 201 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:20,180 that. I mean, what's wrong with our shirts and our pants? 202 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:24,620 I mean, put nicer pants on. Or like a tank and some shorts. I mean, dude, 203 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:27,600 doing a physical activity, so we're going to be sweaty and stuff like that. 204 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,340 we want to be comfortable. 205 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:34,460 And we're doing... Okay, so what about these girls that you were going to 206 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:35,520 impress? All that stuff. 207 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:39,340 I don't know what they wear. I don't... I don't care about... Like, it's not 208 00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:42,620 about what they're... If they like you, they're going to get dressed up and 209 00:10:42,620 --> 00:10:43,620 they're going to look good. 210 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,800 And I just think that you should match that. 211 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:48,660 Put a little effort into it. I mean, okay, so what do you recommend? 212 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:54,800 What exactly do you recommend? A nice button -up shirt with pineapples on it. 213 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,300 Pineapples? Whoops. 214 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,320 Why? What are pineapples? 215 00:10:59,040 --> 00:10:59,999 I just... 216 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:04,460 I'm a girl who likes pineapples, and a guy who likes pineapples. Girls like 217 00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:06,880 who like pineapples. I mean, they taste good. 218 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,400 So then get a pineapple shirt. 219 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,900 I love pineapples. Yes! 220 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:12,700 That's a good boy. 221 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,460 Okay. I mean, okay. 222 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:16,720 Well, I mean. 223 00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:17,820 I love your hair. 224 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:23,600 Okay. All right, so button -up shirt with pineapple, and then what about for 225 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,600 pants? 226 00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:26,280 Matching pineapple pants. 227 00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:28,150 There's much in my napkin. 228 00:11:28,370 --> 00:11:29,810 Yeah. Where do you go to get that? 229 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,470 Cold. She's talking nonsense now. 230 00:11:33,130 --> 00:11:34,250 I'll never find this. 231 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:38,470 Don't listen to him. All he does is play with my tits and eat my pussy, so. 232 00:11:38,810 --> 00:11:44,010 I know. I mean, if you do other chores, we don't have to freaking wait and just 233 00:11:44,010 --> 00:11:45,010 go. 234 00:11:45,670 --> 00:11:48,870 Yeah. Well, we can get these chores started. Okay. 235 00:11:49,090 --> 00:11:50,049 And we'll get there faster. 236 00:11:50,050 --> 00:11:50,799 All right. 237 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,820 Oliver, I mean, are you almost done? 238 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:57,920 Yeah. All right, guys. Why don't we go upstairs and get these chores done, 239 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,880 right? You want to do that for me? 240 00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:01,340 Sure, Mom. 241 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,040 That's a good boy. 242 00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:04,900 Yeah. All right. 243 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,520 Oliver, it's good if you smell this. 244 00:12:19,690 --> 00:12:23,750 Kitchen does not match. It is filthy, okay? 245 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:28,390 Why are you just standing there, Joe? I thought you were the responsible one. 246 00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:32,770 You're supposed to show him how to clean this. I have a pink water egg. 247 00:12:33,050 --> 00:12:34,790 Well, then use the yellow. 248 00:12:36,050 --> 00:12:38,470 Get with it. Look at these glappens. 249 00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:40,590 I don't know where to put the mess. 250 00:12:40,930 --> 00:12:43,350 What were you doing? He didn't do anything. 251 00:12:44,170 --> 00:12:48,120 He doesn't do anything. Look at this. spots on this why are there spots on 252 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:54,380 there you go clean it get inside you gotta you gotta go in inside it deep 253 00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:58,040 it just like that yes i think if you're having a hard water issue you might need 254 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:03,660 to get a water stopper for this place i appreciate your feedback and i will 255 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:08,480 call somebody yeah i mean then you won't have this problem 256 00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:12,800 Well, thank you. We don't have to be doing this. No, absolutely not. I mean, 257 00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:18,580 somebody just tell me these things, Joe, because Oliver never will. He's not 258 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,060 responsible like that. 259 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:25,740 No, all you think about is fucking, okay? You don't, you know. Come on, 260 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,240 Come on. That's all you think about, man. 261 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:32,300 I mean, you need to stop. Look at all of this. Why is this even here? 262 00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:34,380 I wasn't good. Were you guys cooking? 263 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,980 I need you to go in the cabinets. I want, you know what? 264 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,280 I am pissed. 265 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:45,520 I am pissed off, okay? I need you guys to go inside all of the drawers, take 266 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,540 everything out, clean everything that's inside them. 267 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:51,000 Then clean out all the drawers. 268 00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:57,480 Why? Because you guys want to go to a bowling alley to hang out with girls. 269 00:13:58,260 --> 00:13:59,260 And friends. 270 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,940 If you guys want to be cool, you have to be cool for mommy first, okay? 271 00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:04,540 Oh my god. 272 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,640 What? It is getting really hot in here. 273 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,440 Oh, gosh. 274 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,520 Get in there, Jeff. Get in there. Don't be shy. Don't be shy. 275 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:15,880 But quiet. 276 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:20,380 Oh, man. That's a ladder. Oh, man. Okay. That's massive. 277 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,700 In one of the doors. Open it. I'm going to fight. You can do it. 278 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,660 Make sure you wipe it off first. 279 00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:27,240 What? Please. Oh. 280 00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:29,820 Oh, great. 281 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:31,960 Jeff, did you wipe that off? 282 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,380 Show all of her hair. It looks clean. 283 00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:38,040 Well, it's not clean. It was sitting on the carpet. It's all from here. You 284 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,120 should probably wipe it down. 285 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,120 Yeah, but keep wiping it. 286 00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:44,020 And all the crevices. 287 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,440 I mean, you have a lot of cobwebs and crevices here. 288 00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:50,660 Are you talking about my cobwebs? 289 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:57,360 I mean, spider shoes. Okay, then I need you, Joe, since you saw that, to 290 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,500 go ahead and keep that. Oh, what? 291 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,740 I'm trying to help you be a better man. 292 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,520 I just want both you boys to be gentlemen. 293 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:11,540 I think you should keep Oliver helping you be a better man. I've been doing 294 00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:14,740 my whole life. Let me talk to Oliver. 295 00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:15,940 Oliver, listen. 296 00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:18,980 I really need you to be a good boy for mom, okay? 297 00:15:19,810 --> 00:15:23,790 My mommy's a good boy. Well, you know, you're just very lazy with the cleaning, 298 00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:26,910 and I'm trying to tell you, you can't hang out with these girls. 299 00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:31,450 Listen, Oliver, I'm just trying to help you. You can't always fuck mommy, okay? 300 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:32,349 Yeah, Oliver. 301 00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:33,410 Stop doing that, man. 302 00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:38,310 You're always just touching my tits. Always. All the time. Just taking off my 303 00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:41,930 clothes. I never touch your tits. And sticking your penis inside of my vagina. 304 00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:47,690 And I just want to help you by helping other girls. 305 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:50,360 I don't know. 306 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,479 I don't know. 307 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,080 Okay. Okay. All right. 308 00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:56,740 Yeah. Okay. So, Mom, maybe you're a little bit stressed. 309 00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:58,600 Why don't you wipe it? 310 00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:01,960 What? What is it, Joe? What's the matter? I can't wipe this down. 311 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:03,460 Yes, you can. 312 00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:06,220 How? I mean, I can do it here, but I can't do it here. 313 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:11,160 Let me show you, okay? You just go like that. Go like that. Look it. It's 314 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,460 wiping. I'm wiping it. I'm wiping it. No, you try. 315 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,320 Try it. Try it. Do it. 316 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,600 Wipe it. 317 00:16:18,329 --> 00:16:21,990 Really get into those crevices. Each in there. You see the little holes in this 318 00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:25,770 strainer? Get between each and every one. Do you need some soap all over? 319 00:16:26,830 --> 00:16:27,970 Oh, look. 320 00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,830 My titties have never been so clean. 321 00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:41,370 Look at this little thing. Like the spatula. What is this thing called? 322 00:16:41,570 --> 00:16:46,550 A ladle. A ladle. Thank you. So you're going to clean. See the little dots in 323 00:16:46,550 --> 00:16:50,560 there? Well, Doc, how did little Doc get there? 324 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,360 I don't know. It looks like some kind of oil or something. 325 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:58,800 Well, can you figure out how to... Maybe lick it? 326 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,320 Yeah. There you go. 327 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,440 You let him sit on our dishes? 328 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,180 All right, he's sitting on our dishes. 329 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:09,460 He's clean. 330 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:11,420 He's right. 331 00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:14,220 Okay, good boy, Oliver. 332 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:16,500 I'm right, I know. 333 00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:21,930 Alright, so what I need you to do is just ignore it. 334 00:17:23,349 --> 00:17:27,190 That's what I'm going to choose to do right now is just ignore it. 335 00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:31,650 Ooh, jiggle, jiggle. 336 00:17:31,930 --> 00:17:32,930 Oh! 337 00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:35,030 This thing is crap! 338 00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:41,570 Oliver! This is all your fault, Oliver. You did this. You... I didn't do this. 339 00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:45,870 Yes, you did. I know that you did. I know that... There's some glue, you may 340 00:17:45,870 --> 00:17:49,480 have... Glue, where's the piece that chipped off? We have to find it! 341 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,400 Um, 342 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:10,280 Oliver, do you happen to know where that chip went from the glass? 343 00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:11,940 No. 344 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,380 Okay, you don't know. All right, Joe. I mean, do you really need this mug? I 345 00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:16,380 mean, you can always get a new one. 346 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,240 Well, maybe get one of those stickers. 347 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:21,740 It says M -Y -L -S. 348 00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:23,620 I think it's supposed to say Mildred. 349 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:24,960 Oh, no. 350 00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:27,180 It says bro. 351 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:28,960 Who's before bro? 352 00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:30,180 Who's before bro? 353 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,060 Oh, do you want this one? My collection. 354 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:37,180 Oh, Oliver, you little pervert with all those teen geek stickers. 355 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,420 Just patch it up with one of the stickers. 356 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,320 We don't need that. We're gonna get it, Mom. 357 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,140 I'm trying to. 358 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:52,320 You did it? Oh, good. Just so I wanted you to do it. 359 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,920 Isn't that stupid how they spelt milk with a Y? 360 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,300 Yeah, I don't know. What's that mean? 361 00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,780 If it's spelt wrong, it's correct. 362 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:05,640 What does it mean? I don't understand. It's supposed to be mother, I like the 363 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:09,960 fuck. And it's M -Y -L -F. No, I think it's mother, you like the fuck. 364 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,140 I think that's the word. Thank you. 365 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,220 Mom, you like to fuck? Yeah, I think so. 366 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,240 You're my best friend. I know. 367 00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:24,160 You guys are weird. Oliver, hurry the fuck up. You're always fucking me and I 368 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,160 don't have all day. 369 00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:55,250 Well, I put the glasses in the wrong spot, so I got to put them in my 370 00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:58,090 Sorry. Well, I put them in my toolbox. 371 00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:00,950 I don't keep that in there. 372 00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:07,270 I mean, well, I saw glasses here, and I see the wine glasses over here, so 373 00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:08,270 that's why I got confused. 374 00:20:09,090 --> 00:20:10,530 She loves her wine. 375 00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:14,730 Oh, I'm white. That's why the glasses are used. 376 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:04,880 We're going to have to clean your balls too. You're getting my lipstick on your 377 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:05,880 balls. 378 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,920 You should definitely clean your balls. 379 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,720 You know what? During the game, you didn't clean your balls at all. You have 380 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:12,579 do that. 381 00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:13,580 Oh, yeah. 382 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,480 Every time you throw a ball, you have to clean your balls. 383 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:18,800 That's a nice shiny glass. 384 00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:24,120 It gets really dirty and oil gets on it, so you have to clean your balls every 385 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,120 time. 386 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,820 How can you be a better bowler if you don't clean your balls? Yeah, man. 387 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,960 You didn't play this enough. 388 00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:34,620 All right, give me. All right, you can finish that one. Give me that one. I 389 00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:35,940 didn't even touch the glass with salt. 390 00:21:45,649 --> 00:21:46,649 You're ridiculous. 391 00:21:48,570 --> 00:21:51,010 After this, I hope we can finally go. 392 00:21:53,810 --> 00:21:56,130 Is it done? 393 00:21:56,610 --> 00:21:57,610 Yeah, it's done. 394 00:21:58,410 --> 00:21:59,610 What? You're in a hurry? 395 00:22:00,090 --> 00:22:02,770 You're in a hurry now all of a sudden? I'm not in a hurry. 396 00:22:02,970 --> 00:22:04,790 I am. I mean, like... 397 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:16,060 What do you think 398 00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:28,680 I'm 399 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,680 doing? I'm helping. 400 00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:35,160 No, you're not. You don't do any of that. You know what? This countertop is 401 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:39,520 almost... Super good place. The cleanest I've ever seen it. In the world. I 402 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,440 mean, like, everything's so disorganized. What did you do here, 403 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,300 The other night? 404 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:50,120 She had a party the other day and I just forgot about it and I left it. A party? 405 00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:51,340 I had three friends over. 406 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:52,800 It was barely a party. 407 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,360 Sounded like a party. 408 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:59,520 Well, you know Kimberly brought her dog over and he likes to bark. 409 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,120 Woof, woof. 410 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,960 He has a high -pitched bark. 411 00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:05,040 Yeah, super annoying. 412 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,480 Annoying? It's so cute! 413 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,720 What are you talking about? 414 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,080 What kind of dog is it? 415 00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:12,060 A Shih Tzu, isn't it? 416 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,500 Oh, I love Shih Tzus. A little poopy blue. 417 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,720 Aw, yeah. 418 00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:16,860 Poopy blue. 419 00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:19,700 They're a little underbite. It's hilarious. 420 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:23,960 Oh, I know. I love those underbites, overbites, whatever. 421 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:25,880 Oh! 422 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:27,840 Yeah. 423 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:29,219 Oh, 424 00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:31,160 they're giving it to the places on the start of the movie. 425 00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:33,160 Why don't we get Joe? 426 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,000 Joe, why don't you? Here. 427 00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:37,410 I want you to clean this. You want me to clean this? 428 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:41,370 Yeah. But not like this. You're not doing it right. I want you to go in 429 00:23:41,370 --> 00:23:42,149 like this. 430 00:23:42,150 --> 00:23:43,570 Okay. Little circles. 431 00:23:43,950 --> 00:23:45,270 Tiny little circles. 432 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:46,590 Like what can cut? 433 00:23:46,710 --> 00:23:50,070 Yeah. So like back on and then back off. Yes. Oh, okay. 434 00:23:50,330 --> 00:23:52,190 Yes. I've seen that in a movie. 435 00:23:52,790 --> 00:23:55,310 Okay. Do you want the karate kick? 436 00:23:55,870 --> 00:23:58,490 I don't think it was a car show. 437 00:24:02,550 --> 00:24:04,390 You gotta do the little circles. 438 00:24:05,170 --> 00:24:07,650 Both arms. You work out both arms that way. 439 00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:11,710 Yes. 440 00:24:13,610 --> 00:24:16,890 Oh, there we go. There! Your spit makes it really tiny. 441 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,970 I thought we were done with this! 442 00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:23,590 Nope, you guys forgot some. 443 00:24:24,090 --> 00:24:28,880 You know what? What did you make last night? I think you should have a bit of 444 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:32,640 better, you know, attitude about this. Because in the end, you're going to 445 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,780 finish. And guess what mom's going to do? She's going to drive you boys to the 446 00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:37,780 bowling alley. 447 00:24:38,420 --> 00:24:39,420 Fine. 448 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,200 There you go. 449 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:44,020 There you go. 450 00:24:44,540 --> 00:24:46,020 Those are some good boys. Oh, yeah. 451 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,820 Oh. You did these dirty knobs. Sing them again. 452 00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:54,520 Well, not the spatula. You didn't test me with the spatula. 453 00:25:02,379 --> 00:25:04,100 What? I didn't do anything. 454 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,520 Fuck. 455 00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:13,540 Everything else? I'm just cleaning up. Okay, I'll just... Finally done. Look at 456 00:25:13,540 --> 00:25:14,519 this. Yeah. 457 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,660 Joe, thank you so much for your help. Yeah. 458 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,640 I thought we did everything, but... Yeah, it still can go, right? 459 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:24,340 No, boys, there's still a bunch of laundry that we have to do. 460 00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:26,100 Laundry? We did it like the other day. 461 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,460 Uh -uh. Come with me. 462 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:36,559 In here. 463 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,440 All the laundry is in that basket right there. 464 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,580 So, Joe, why don't you go grab that. 465 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:49,180 I'm going to tell you how I like you to hold it. 466 00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:52,960 Hold it up for me. 467 00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:54,420 Okay, 468 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,060 hold it the other way. 469 00:25:57,630 --> 00:26:01,550 So, yeah, the long way. Long way down. No, no, no. Long way. Long way. Like, 470 00:26:01,550 --> 00:26:04,350 you're laying down on a beach shelf. Okay. Now, why don't you fold it three 471 00:26:04,350 --> 00:26:08,490 ways? So, fold in the left side or the right side, whatever works for you. 472 00:26:08,630 --> 00:26:09,670 Like this? 473 00:26:10,350 --> 00:26:11,350 Not half. 474 00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:16,470 Three. Like, you're folding it three ways. Yes! Okay, okay. I get this. Yes! 475 00:26:16,610 --> 00:26:17,610 There you go. 476 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:20,730 Okay. Yeah, I'm just like... Wait, how do you even keep going? No, do this. 477 00:26:21,070 --> 00:26:24,590 Well, I tried, but he just gets distracted every single time. Like, he's 478 00:26:24,590 --> 00:26:25,670 even listening right now. 479 00:26:25,930 --> 00:26:29,370 Then, then what? Fold like this? I heard that you're doing your thing. You're 480 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:32,750 telling him and teaching him how to fold. Like, close like this? Well, it's 481 00:26:32,770 --> 00:26:36,170 it's not even close, Oliver. It's a towel. Yes, okay, then fold it one more 482 00:26:36,170 --> 00:26:38,610 time, and then it'll fit in the, in the closet. 483 00:26:38,910 --> 00:26:40,150 Okay. All right. 484 00:26:40,770 --> 00:26:41,770 Yeah, just like that. 485 00:26:43,830 --> 00:26:48,030 Yes! That's how I want you to fold all of that. You did a really good job. Am I 486 00:26:48,030 --> 00:26:49,030 serious? Yes. 487 00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:50,189 Great, Joe. 488 00:26:50,190 --> 00:26:51,550 Why aren't you doing this? 489 00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:54,710 You stopped fucking your mom, right? 490 00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:57,310 That's why I had you come over to help me do my chores. 491 00:26:57,670 --> 00:27:00,470 Is that a chore? 492 00:27:00,730 --> 00:27:02,230 I mean, how is that a chore? 493 00:27:02,570 --> 00:27:04,870 No, this is for his health. 494 00:27:05,850 --> 00:27:11,170 How long will you guys end up fucking? I mean, I never heard anybody fuck their 495 00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:12,170 mom. 496 00:27:13,190 --> 00:27:15,130 Well, you need to hear it. 497 00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:19,740 What? No, how did that happen? How did this happen? Yeah. 498 00:27:21,060 --> 00:27:28,040 Well, you know, his dad is a sex addict, and so he's in his jeans, and I didn't 499 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,680 want him to catch the problem. 500 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,780 And I walked in on her in the shower. She was chewing her pee. 501 00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,320 Yeah, I was sitting in the shower. 502 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:41,020 So how would I be affected if I wanted to fuck someone's mom? You want to fuck 503 00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:44,280 somebody's mom? Yeah. Well, you should probably start with your own mom. 504 00:27:44,810 --> 00:27:49,970 Well, I mean, my dad did see somebody, so... I mean, he might be married. 505 00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:54,550 So, I mean, how can that happen? Like, if my dad gets married? 506 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:58,170 Well, you're going to manifest it. You're going to manifest it. And you 507 00:27:58,170 --> 00:28:01,710 start imagining that she is your stepmom. 508 00:28:01,910 --> 00:28:07,390 You have to start visualizing this. And be really sweet to her. Be all your dad. 509 00:28:07,490 --> 00:28:10,590 Make sure that he is being so nice to her. But, I mean, if she has to do the 510 00:28:10,590 --> 00:28:12,490 chores, I'll, like, I'll... 511 00:28:12,830 --> 00:28:16,910 You want to do chores for her? I don't, I'm doing chores, but like if she told 512 00:28:16,910 --> 00:28:20,370 me to come over here and help me do my chores. No, you should do it. 513 00:28:20,770 --> 00:28:21,770 Okay, 514 00:28:22,010 --> 00:28:25,390 Joe, this is what, I have a great idea. This is what you can do. Okay. 515 00:28:25,690 --> 00:28:29,430 Start being lazy in your house to like Oliver. Oh, yeah. And then you're going 516 00:28:29,430 --> 00:28:32,650 to find another friend who's going to be, you know, your bitch that comes over 517 00:28:32,650 --> 00:28:33,830 and helps her. Okay. 518 00:28:34,710 --> 00:28:39,690 Okay, so I should, so I should, so instead of, instead of finding a girl, I 519 00:28:39,690 --> 00:28:40,730 should hook up with other guys. 520 00:28:41,370 --> 00:28:47,670 my friend to um you know to do my chores yeah okay 521 00:28:47,670 --> 00:28:54,410 then then um then what then you're gonna be busy doing my chores yeah 522 00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:59,290 yeah so they're gonna be they're gonna be doing your chores and you're gonna be 523 00:28:59,290 --> 00:29:03,130 hooking up with your with your stepmom okay all right 524 00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:12,500 Um, and then you're gonna take off her underwear. 525 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,440 Okay. And... She's gonna have to eat her pussy. Yeah, you have to eat the pussy. 526 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:20,220 You always have to start by eating the pussy. If you don't eat the pussy, the 527 00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:21,220 dick's not going in. 528 00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:23,060 Really? 529 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:28,800 I mean, I heard weird stories that, like, I don't know, it's funky or 530 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,780 Like, how is... What? 531 00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:32,600 How is it? 532 00:29:32,860 --> 00:29:35,320 Really? It does never end, actually. 533 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,440 Is this weird? It's like candy, like a sweet candy, like a nectar. Really? 534 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,539 Like a little thing. 535 00:29:40,540 --> 00:29:42,480 Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. 536 00:29:43,780 --> 00:29:45,700 Okay. So it tastes like honey. 537 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,000 Oh, God. Okay. Oh, God. 538 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:49,399 Oh, God. 539 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,300 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 540 00:29:52,740 --> 00:29:53,199 Oh, God. 541 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,200 Oh, God. 542 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:56,840 Oh, God. 543 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,900 I think that would be the nice thing to do. You don't want to just get the fuck 544 00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:12,420 out of there because you're not going to fuck her. So you want to think... I'll 545 00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:13,740 find you fucking do some work. 546 00:30:14,620 --> 00:30:18,920 Dude, I... Did you see the kitchen? I pretty much... That was like spotless. 547 00:30:18,980 --> 00:30:22,900 That was fucking all me, man. It's like teeth and crates. Like kitchen... Did 548 00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:24,320 you see the studs I got off that two dishes? 549 00:30:25,540 --> 00:30:28,100 I saw Judy rubbing her boot. 550 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:29,780 I mean, her boots are pretty clean. 551 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:31,800 Yeah, they are. 552 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,940 I'll have her clean my dirty hands. I have a problem. I just clean everything 553 00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:37,160 that's like, you know. 554 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:38,760 No, you are bullshit. 555 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,820 You are doubly bullshit. All right. 556 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,040 This one's done. 557 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:47,000 Did you do it? That was a little floppy. It is. 558 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:51,100 It's not floppy. I don't know. I'm going to show you how to do it. I'm going to 559 00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:52,620 show you how to do this one. Give me a second. 560 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:54,320 All right. 561 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,620 Okay, so this is what I'm trying to get you guys to do. Okay. 562 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,780 Is I want you to just fold it in. This is how I do it. Fold it in. 563 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,080 Like that. Right. And then in again. 564 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:14,160 Okay. Uh -huh. And then you just fold it down. It's kind of hard for like the 565 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:18,880 long ones because like you really have to go really tall just to... Well then, 566 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,040 stand up. 567 00:31:20,340 --> 00:31:21,340 Be a big boy. 568 00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:22,420 Stand up. 569 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,440 But I already came down. 570 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,220 I mean, we can always stay down. 571 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,080 Okay, then sit and figure it out. You don't mind me sitting down. 572 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:33,190 All right, besides you can put the help, can I get my mom to put my dick? 573 00:31:34,390 --> 00:31:38,190 You're going to put your hand on top of her head. Okay. And you're just going to 574 00:31:38,190 --> 00:31:39,910 lower her down to the ground. 575 00:31:40,430 --> 00:31:43,770 And you're going to take your dick out in front of her face. And trust me, she 576 00:31:43,770 --> 00:31:44,709 knows what to do. 577 00:31:44,710 --> 00:31:45,710 Are you sure? 578 00:31:45,910 --> 00:31:47,590 I mean, she'll be dumb to do that? 579 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:52,170 I mean, yeah, she might slap your face, but eventually she's going to know how 580 00:31:52,170 --> 00:31:54,390 to do it. I think she's going to do it. 581 00:31:54,770 --> 00:31:55,830 You might like it. 582 00:31:56,070 --> 00:31:57,039 I mean... 583 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,860 When Oliver did to you, would I be used like that? 584 00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:04,580 Maybe a little. Oliver is a sad case, and you need to play your mom's sympathy 585 00:32:04,580 --> 00:32:06,680 card. Yeah, you should. 586 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:14,240 I mean, yeah, I mean, okay, so, okay, I have to keep talking like this, and how 587 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,580 do I get the fucker down? 588 00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:19,800 So, you just, you start to take off her clothes. 589 00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:21,320 Okay. Her clothes are back on. 590 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,620 Okay. And then you just thunder over nicely. 591 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:28,980 And then, you know, real easy, you just take your hard dick and just put this 592 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:32,880 hip on her pussy a little bit. So do I spit on it? Like, what if she's kind of 593 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:33,960 tired on there? Yes. 594 00:32:34,340 --> 00:32:35,340 Okay. 595 00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:39,380 Don't even say anything. You just do it. 596 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:46,060 So as long as I don't say anything and just be quiet and just do it. 597 00:32:46,420 --> 00:32:47,980 Okay. Yeah. 598 00:32:48,220 --> 00:32:49,460 Cool. Just like that. 599 00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:52,960 Alright. I think it'll be easy for you. 600 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,220 If you don't have any problems, you know, you can come back over here. Yeah. 601 00:32:56,940 --> 00:33:01,320 I'll get you more pointers every Saturday. Yeah, if you need any 602 00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:02,420 that's great. 603 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:06,160 No, you should do tours. I mean, you should help out because I've been doing 604 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,160 multiple work. 605 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,180 No, you're doing so good. You're almost there. 606 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,720 Yeah, I'm pretty much done. 607 00:33:12,060 --> 00:33:17,720 I mean, there's... Oh, there's one more. Uh -oh. You better get that one. 608 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:22,300 Please make sure you do it really, really good. 609 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:26,060 And if you do, I'll put in a good word with your mom for you. 610 00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:27,300 Alright, cool. 611 00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:28,480 Awesome. Yeah. 612 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:29,959 Good boy. 613 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:30,960 Oh, fair enough. 614 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,680 Make sure the ends are touching. 615 00:33:33,340 --> 00:33:34,460 No, the ends are not touching. 616 00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:36,380 Good! 617 00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:39,620 Yes! 618 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,100 Oh, yeah. I mean... No. 619 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,680 That tile is not... Uh -uh. Where did that go? 620 00:33:52,270 --> 00:33:53,270 See that sheet right there? 621 00:33:53,370 --> 00:33:54,149 That one? 622 00:33:54,150 --> 00:33:56,210 Refold that. Look how wrinkly it is. Oliver did it. 623 00:33:56,930 --> 00:33:57,930 Oliver! 624 00:33:58,310 --> 00:34:02,370 You have to review it. He did it all over again. You have to review it. You 625 00:34:02,370 --> 00:34:06,650 to review whatever Oliver did because that is like not... He doesn't know what 626 00:34:06,650 --> 00:34:07,650 he's doing. 627 00:34:07,850 --> 00:34:08,850 Obviously. 628 00:34:09,170 --> 00:34:11,929 Yeah. Why do you think I'm not here? What the heck? 629 00:34:12,429 --> 00:34:13,429 I'm not here. 630 00:34:13,909 --> 00:34:14,909 You're not. 631 00:34:15,290 --> 00:34:18,830 You're not. If you stop talking to your mom, you might be more useful. 632 00:34:19,730 --> 00:34:20,730 Look at him. 633 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,219 Just let this happen. 634 00:34:22,580 --> 00:34:24,280 I'm trying to fix this. Come on. 635 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,860 I'm done with you. 636 00:34:31,219 --> 00:34:32,840 There's a few of them that you didn't do right. 637 00:34:35,420 --> 00:34:36,420 Jesus. 638 00:34:36,820 --> 00:34:39,500 I know, so you're going to fix everything that wasn't done right. 639 00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:41,739 I don't need to be here. 640 00:34:43,420 --> 00:34:46,760 What are you saying you don't need to be here? I don't need to be here. Well, we 641 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,760 want you here. 642 00:34:48,980 --> 00:34:49,980 I mean... 643 00:34:55,210 --> 00:34:57,930 Okay, nobody wants to hold you here against your will. I'm just saying, we 644 00:34:57,930 --> 00:34:58,868 you here. 645 00:34:58,870 --> 00:35:01,110 I like the way you're pulling the towel. 646 00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:03,450 Yeah, did you miss the ride to the bowling alley in November? 647 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:06,450 Yeah, think about it. Think about the pride. 648 00:35:07,290 --> 00:35:11,950 No, I mean, it seems like a lot of work with the girl. 649 00:35:12,790 --> 00:35:16,490 I could probably take a bus. No, my girl figured that out. I mean, I could still 650 00:35:16,490 --> 00:35:19,810 take the bus and get to the bowling alley. I'm just going to have to time it 651 00:35:19,810 --> 00:35:22,350 right. We'll leave like 30 minutes early. 652 00:35:22,690 --> 00:35:23,690 Yeah. 653 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:28,560 I just hate taking a walk with that weird belly guy that's next to me. 654 00:35:31,980 --> 00:35:38,060 But I don't know, I mean, doing all this just for a ride, I mean... 655 00:35:38,060 --> 00:35:42,820 What? Come on, you love it. Come on, it'll work out for your hands and your 656 00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:44,220 arms. Yeah. 657 00:35:45,780 --> 00:35:47,500 What, have sex with your mom, or what? 658 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:48,760 Yeah. 659 00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:52,720 Well, not if you just, like, if you're going to throw up or anything. 660 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,860 Everything. This is really the best thing you've ever done for yourself. I 661 00:35:57,860 --> 00:36:01,780 my bowling skills are going to get them bigger and fall on me easily. 662 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:03,740 I mean, why? 663 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,160 I mean, then again, if I got my mom on me, I don't think I'd have to have this 664 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,980 big girl. You want to push your mom for you. 665 00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:11,760 I mean, she's pretty hot. 666 00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:13,940 Yeah? Yeah. 667 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:18,840 Imagine her. Imagine her coming in. 668 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,080 She's right there. 669 00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:21,560 And then... 670 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:22,779 You're in touch. 671 00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:23,960 Where are you in touch with her? 672 00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:26,520 Um, her neck. 673 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,000 On her boobs! Oh, her boobs. Oh, okay, okay. 674 00:36:30,780 --> 00:36:32,920 Come on, all guys like boobs, right? 675 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:38,480 Yes! I honestly think if you maybe just, like, do your stores really good 676 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:42,740 throughout a whole week, she probably wouldn't, like, she'd probably want to 677 00:36:42,740 --> 00:36:43,558 that with you. 678 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,560 Wow. 679 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,320 Maybe, but, like, I mean, she pays me, though. 680 00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:52,760 She paid you? Yeah, that's how I earned it. That's how I earned the money to get 681 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,220 my own bowling ball. No, Joe. I think you need to keep that a secret. 682 00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:00,440 Now, Oliver's going to want to pay you. Yeah, what the heck? No, I'm not paying 683 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,440 you, Oliver. 684 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,660 I'm not doing any chores until I get paid. No. 685 00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:07,140 I'm not going to kick you out of the house. Oh, my God. 686 00:37:07,340 --> 00:37:10,000 You're going to live here. I'm never going to live here. You're going to live 687 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:10,819 here for a while. 688 00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:12,120 I mean, I could go to your church. 689 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,300 I mean, I could freaking go. 690 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:16,720 I think. 691 00:37:17,470 --> 00:37:18,470 This is ridiculous. 692 00:37:18,790 --> 00:37:21,270 I mean, do you have any more of this? 693 00:37:21,910 --> 00:37:24,510 I can find one for you, but... No, no, I'm good. 694 00:37:24,990 --> 00:37:28,990 I'll give you a dollar, so you have something, so you can pick for us. 695 00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:31,750 Yeah, man. 696 00:37:31,970 --> 00:37:33,590 Alright, I'll just walk. I'll just walk. 697 00:37:33,930 --> 00:37:34,930 I'll see you guys later. 698 00:37:36,850 --> 00:37:37,850 I'll meet you there. 699 00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:39,550 I'll meet you there. 700 00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:40,590 Bye. Bye, Joe. 701 00:38:04,870 --> 00:38:07,590 Yeah, I mean, 702 00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:14,870 I guess everyone should get that chance to learn for twice. 703 00:38:17,290 --> 00:38:18,269 And it'll be good. 704 00:38:18,270 --> 00:38:23,730 You know, it'll make it even better with all the girls at the bowling alley or 705 00:38:23,730 --> 00:38:26,090 wherever these you guys are going to pick up girls. 706 00:38:27,190 --> 00:38:28,990 You don't even know how you fit, really. 707 00:38:30,130 --> 00:38:35,610 Well, you know, if you wear a nice outfit, you know what I'm talking about. 708 00:38:35,930 --> 00:38:37,410 Yeah, I'm just trying to impress her. 709 00:38:37,910 --> 00:38:39,270 Yeah, yeah. 710 00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:43,670 I think you'll be fine. You'll impress her, and then you'll come back to me, 711 00:38:43,670 --> 00:38:44,810 we'll fuck again. 712 00:38:45,770 --> 00:38:49,770 I was going to say, I mean, you know, I didn't come out here first, but I love 713 00:38:49,770 --> 00:38:50,770 being inside it. 714 00:38:53,430 --> 00:38:55,230 I'm so glad that we have this connection. 715 00:38:56,670 --> 00:39:02,270 Yeah. And I guess you're right with, like, discipline and being respectful. 716 00:39:02,790 --> 00:39:03,790 Yeah. 717 00:39:04,010 --> 00:39:07,730 Yeah. You're going to learn a lot. I really want you to meet up with Joe more 718 00:39:07,730 --> 00:39:11,250 often so you can learn from him and just get things done. 719 00:39:12,730 --> 00:39:13,730 Yeah, I think so. 720 00:39:14,270 --> 00:39:15,390 Have a good head on his shoulders. 721 00:39:16,330 --> 00:39:20,130 Yeah. And he loves cleaning, maybe. Yeah, he totally loves it. 722 00:39:20,350 --> 00:39:21,470 I think he's a professional cleaner. 723 00:39:21,890 --> 00:39:22,890 Yeah. 724 00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:26,890 Just have him come over here. And, you know, I think he likes watching us. 725 00:39:27,090 --> 00:39:28,610 So, yeah. 726 00:39:29,010 --> 00:39:32,610 I think he likes watching, but I think also, like, he does like cleaning. 727 00:39:33,430 --> 00:39:34,430 A little bit. 728 00:39:34,470 --> 00:39:36,410 And I think he learned some lessons from me today. 729 00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:40,770 Yeah, he learned some lessons. 730 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:47,060 Oh my gosh, wait, when is dad going to be home? Not in the back. Not in the 731 00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:48,060 back. Okay. 732 00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:49,900 Sure. 733 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,600 Sure, son. 734 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,240 Whatever you want. 735 00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:55,500 Oh yeah, eat all these cookies. 736 00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:05,840 You know, Joe is really missing out because this would have been good for 737 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:06,840 see. 738 00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:09,220 You know, for his mom. 739 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:10,900 So he knows what to do? 740 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,120 Yeah! 741 00:40:12,590 --> 00:40:13,970 I think he's going to be really nervous. 742 00:40:15,070 --> 00:40:17,410 Well, probably, but he can work through that. 743 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:20,150 Yeah. 744 00:40:21,990 --> 00:40:26,150 I don't understand why you make a foldy towel, like, specifically. 745 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:30,510 Because it looks better when we put them in the linen closet. 746 00:40:31,290 --> 00:40:33,710 You know, where I put all the linens in the towel. Yeah. 747 00:40:33,930 --> 00:40:35,250 It just looks better. 748 00:40:37,990 --> 00:40:39,970 I mean, they're just towels. 749 00:40:40,470 --> 00:40:41,470 They're just towels. 750 00:40:42,509 --> 00:40:44,230 So OCD about stuff. 751 00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:48,190 But I want it to look nice if we're going to have company. Like, I didn't 752 00:40:48,190 --> 00:40:49,610 know Joe was coming over today. 753 00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:51,670 Was I supposed to tell you? 754 00:40:52,390 --> 00:40:54,110 You don't have to tell me. 755 00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:55,990 Okay. You don't have to. 756 00:40:56,990 --> 00:41:01,930 But I'm just saying, when we have company, I want the house to look nice. 757 00:41:03,930 --> 00:41:06,050 Okay. Yeah. I can do that. 758 00:41:06,350 --> 00:41:07,890 Yeah, I like it to look really good. 759 00:41:08,210 --> 00:41:11,730 Imagine walking into somebody's house and there's just stuff. 760 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000 all over the place. 761 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,200 I mean, the kitchen was embarrassing. 762 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,600 Yeah, I guess I did put it off for a little while. 763 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,340 Yeah. I was just being a little heavy. 764 00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:25,280 You are such a bad boy sometimes. 765 00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:27,780 But then you're such a good boy, too. 766 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:30,760 Thanks, Mom. 767 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:31,980 You're being a good boy right now. 768 00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:33,800 I appreciate it. 769 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000 Well, 770 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,180 it doesn't matter. It has to be hell of fun. 771 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,820 That one's a little not done. You should fix that. 772 00:41:44,340 --> 00:41:48,280 I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight if these are not done the way I 773 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,000 them. I'm going to be so stressed out. 774 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:53,540 And then, you know what happens when mom gets stressed out? 775 00:41:53,780 --> 00:41:54,780 You yell at me. 776 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,760 I'm going to yell at you, and then I'm going to come to the kitchen, and I'm 777 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:03,080 going to pour wine, and I'm going to put all over the floor and make you clean 778 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:06,520 it up. Because I don't want to have to clean that. 779 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,040 All right. Joe will come back and do it. 780 00:42:12,550 --> 00:42:13,550 Yeah. 781 00:42:14,570 --> 00:42:16,690 Oh, good boy. 782 00:42:17,830 --> 00:42:19,550 Did mommy mess up your hair? 783 00:42:20,430 --> 00:42:21,910 That's okay. You can fix it. 784 00:42:24,350 --> 00:42:25,770 Yeah, that's it. 785 00:42:28,810 --> 00:42:30,410 Big help for mom. 786 00:42:31,690 --> 00:42:32,690 Yeah. 787 00:42:33,010 --> 00:42:35,690 I mean, the big shoes you had to sell, right? Yeah. 788 00:42:41,870 --> 00:42:47,870 Oh. You know, if you're going to still meet Joe at the bowling alley later, you 789 00:42:47,870 --> 00:42:50,590 think you're going to have to vacuum the floor first. 790 00:42:53,350 --> 00:42:54,390 That's not going to happen. 791 00:42:55,290 --> 00:42:59,310 Mom, you got it. That's not going to happen. We just did dishes. We just did 792 00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:04,350 laundry. Like, now I think you're just finding stuff to do. Just one more 793 00:43:04,510 --> 00:43:07,050 That's it. It'll be the last thing I'm going to have you do. 794 00:43:08,370 --> 00:43:10,010 Vacuum the floor. It'll be fun. 795 00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:13,370 Well, part of vacuuming sounds fun to you. 796 00:43:13,690 --> 00:43:14,850 The sound. 797 00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:16,470 The sound? 798 00:43:17,170 --> 00:43:21,270 Imagine that it's like a waterfall, but it's just an annoying vacuum cleaner 799 00:43:21,270 --> 00:43:24,150 sound. Imagine my dick's in it or something. 800 00:43:24,470 --> 00:43:27,930 It's blowing me. Yes! It's sucking your dick. 801 00:43:29,570 --> 00:43:34,290 Yes, you love that. You love having your dick sucked, and so you could just 802 00:43:34,290 --> 00:43:35,730 think of that as your vacuum. 803 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,440 Mm -hmm. 804 00:43:40,100 --> 00:43:42,560 I bet you want me to suck it again. 805 00:43:43,220 --> 00:43:45,740 I do. You know me so well, actually. 806 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,200 Oh, my gosh. 807 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,900 We're really getting to know each other. 808 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:52,580 Yeah, Dad's never here. 809 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:56,700 Yeah, because he's a sex addict. He's probably out there, like, hooking up 810 00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:57,940 some random girl. 811 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,640 Oh, yes, he's earned it. 812 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,320 Oh, yes. 813 00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:14,800 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 814 00:45:00,330 --> 00:45:01,330 Give me a good facial. 815 00:45:01,830 --> 00:45:05,750 I'll take you to the bowling alley. I don't have to do anything else. 816 00:45:07,150 --> 00:45:08,150 No more chores. 817 00:45:08,290 --> 00:45:11,210 At least for the rest of the night. If you come really good. 818 00:45:12,190 --> 00:45:13,790 Okay. No more chores today. 819 00:45:15,390 --> 00:45:16,450 Okay, yeah. 820 00:45:16,790 --> 00:45:17,930 You're on mom's perfect. 821 00:45:18,310 --> 00:45:19,310 Okay. 822 00:45:20,570 --> 00:45:21,570 Yeah. 823 00:45:23,470 --> 00:45:25,570 Listen, make yourself feel good. 824 00:45:25,850 --> 00:45:26,890 Go play today. 825 00:45:27,330 --> 00:45:28,990 Go play with a good friend. 826 00:45:39,340 --> 00:45:40,340 Absolutely, yeah. 827 00:47:24,359 --> 00:47:25,359 Yes, sir. 828 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:57,240 Super wet. 829 00:47:57,780 --> 00:48:01,920 Yes, my lips, my pussy lips are hugging your cock. 830 00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:03,799 Oh, yeah. 831 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:07,000 Yeah, let's have you turn around for me. Yes, let me turn for you. 832 00:49:12,100 --> 00:49:14,320 Oh my gosh, just like that. 833 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,960 Yeah, here, throw it back into me, yeah. 834 00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:45,100 I'm going to come all over your face. That's what I want you to do. I want you 835 00:56:45,100 --> 00:56:51,300 to spray that love all over my face. Oh, yeah. Keep saying it. That's so hot. I 836 00:56:51,300 --> 00:56:53,720 want you to come all over my face. 837 00:56:54,300 --> 00:56:57,160 I want you to make a big mess. 838 00:56:57,420 --> 00:56:58,420 Oh, yeah. 839 00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:00,020 Spray me with it. 840 00:57:00,580 --> 00:57:03,520 Feel that hot, calm. Oh, yeah. 841 00:57:16,009 --> 00:57:17,550 Yes, that's it. That's a good boy. 842 00:57:23,270 --> 00:57:24,270 Yeah, 843 00:57:24,790 --> 00:57:26,470 mom, I'm coming. That's a lot of cum. 844 00:57:27,650 --> 00:57:29,390 That's a big load. I can feel it. 845 00:57:31,130 --> 00:57:32,850 Put it back in. Put it back in. Yeah. 846 00:57:33,350 --> 00:57:37,850 All right. You did good. Now let me grab my purse and I'll take you to the 847 00:57:37,850 --> 00:57:38,850 bowling alley. 848 00:57:39,290 --> 00:57:40,290 Yes. 849 00:57:41,030 --> 00:57:42,030 Yes. Let's go. 64818

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