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This is boring, actually.

Nice scenery, though.

Yeah, he seems to be enjoying himself.

Well,

fuck.

Maybe we have to ditch this... Not ditch
him, not now.

Maybe we have to ditch this idea and go
back to civilization.

Because I really don't see...

Anybody? Yeah, this is pretty, I feel
like we're in a swamp. Well, I mean,

there's a happy couple, but it's a
couple.

We'd have to ditch him.

Okay.

Oh, we should have locked the door.

All right.

Onward. I think there's an exit on the
way out. Well, the whole thing's a loop.

I think it's like there's an exit
forward. There's not much of a humans

here. Did you feel primal? Did you feel
like a caveman? I did.

I thought about building a fire. Nothing
like kissing in nature, you know, where

you don't really have to aim at
anything, but you usually end up aiming

Like trying to hit a leaf or a bug or
something. Well, I was sitting right in

spider web.

I hate spiders.

I heard a theory that a long time ago,
maybe we were slaves to insects or

something, and that's why everybody has
a basic fear of insects, you know, even

though they're so much smaller than us.

Like arachnids from another planet?

Maybe.

Have you seen, that's, oh, that reminds
me of a, a nice blockbuster movie.

From Hollywood.

Yeah. Arachnids from another planet?
Arachnids from another planet. Was it

like the 50s? Uh, no, it was actually,
uh, late 90s.

Wow. I don't want to go.

That is pretty.

Yeah, there's a lot of people in here.

What are we doing here again?

It's... Yeah, what's that deal with
this? I thought, I thought, because...

Every time I come here, it's a weekend.

Oh, there we go. I didn't think about...
Are they coming towards us?

They got big smiles on their faces.
Maybe they know what we are and what

about. That looks like a prescription
drug commercial or something, you know?

Like, they look so happy.

Do you have a problem with your mental
dysfunction?

She's dead on the ground.

There's nothing... Okay, fucking...
Let's just get out of here.

Did you hope to find a small tribe of
Amazon women? No, there's always people

here. It's always crowded.

We're always trying to take... Those
little metal baskets you see everywhere,

that's for disc golf. People are always
picnicking right in the way. We call it

our fairway.

We've got a camera.

We've got something in common. Let's
turn around real quick.

I thought you might go around the loop.

That's not suspicious at all.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Can I talk to you for a second?

Please? No?

My name is Marco.

What's your name?

That's how introductions work. Can I
just talk to you for a second?

Is it the camera?

I mean, because you have a camera. We're
on even, what do you call it?

Grounds?

I'm sorry, I can't hear you from this
distance.

Maybe if I zoom in.

I can't hear you.

Can I just talk to you?

We're at a park. This is supposed to
be... This isn't... Okay, we find one

person and she's a C -word.

Can I please just talk to you? Can you
just walk over here?

I'm also a photographer. Maybe I can
help you.

Does anybody have a rope with a lasso on
it or something?

Please, honestly.

I just want to talk to you for a second.

Honestly, probably not. Maybe she wants
you to get out and chase her. Okay, so

for anybody out there that thought we're
not still in Miami, now you can tell we

are definitely in fucking Miami.

Look, just a moment of your time. I just
want to talk to you.

Please.

I just want to... I don't know. I just
want to say hi.

Okay, hi.

Can I help you? Like... You know,

okay, you know how bikers...

When they drive past each other on their
motorcycles, they give each other like

a thumbs up because they're in the same
club.

We're both photographers.

I figured maybe we had something in
common.

You said you're doing a school project?

Well, so are we. We're actually trying
to get footage of people on the streets.

Yeah, and we actually pay money.

Okay, yeah, we're in Miami.

Jesus Christ.

So would you, you want to participate?
Would you like to talk? Can we just

You want me to get out? Oh my God.

Fucking exercise.

Okay.

That's a nice, uh, okay. Uh, I came to
talk to you.

Well, what are you taking pictures of?

For my school project of scenery.

Just the scenery? Yes. What's the actual
project?

Landscapes? Yes. Okay.

Can I see your pictures?

When I develop them. Holy shit, that's a
film camera?

Yeah. It even has the ISO chart on it.
Yep.

God damn, did they issue that to you or
you bought that?

I bought it.

Is that what you're into?

Yep. I'm glad I got a picture of this.
You're like the last person that uses

film. They don't even use it in
Hollywood very much anymore.

Can you face me while we speak, please?

Okay, hey.

Like I said, my name's Mark.

I'm Ken. You're doing a school project?

Yep. Just landscapes?

Pretty much. Do you want to be a
photographer, or this is an elective? I

be a photographer.

Okay. I can actually help you with that.

That's what I do for a living.

Yeah? Yeah.

Why else would I have this big clunky
thing?

I don't know. You're pointing at me,
so... Yeah. Do you mind?

Um, I'd like to know more. What's up?

Okay. I couldn't hear you from all the
way over there. What's your name?

Emily. Emily. Okay, that's cool. What
nationality are you? It doesn't matter,

I'm just curious.

I'm Latina, Puerto Rican.

Puerto Rican and that's it?

Yeah.

You know, a lot of people think that,
but most of the races were really mixed

together.

Seriously, from the conquistadors, from
English settlers, from the French, come

on. Right.

It doesn't matter, we're all mutts,
really.

Nobody's pure anymore.

It's a good thing. We're all going to be
gray pretty soon.

Okay. Your point?

My point? I have no point. I'm just
trying to loosen you up. Oh, okay.

Emily, how old are you?

Nineteen. Nineteen? That's cool.

That's a great age.

Thanks. You're like freshly an adult.

You can vote, you can buy cigarettes,
but you can't drink.

But I'm sure you do.

No. No? I'm a good girl. Okay.

Okay,

we're doing a project as well.

It's like, like I said, we're just going
around and trying to find people to

talk to, just like do little interviews.

If you want to participate, we actually
pay $60 for a half an hour.

Is that something you'd be interested
in?

No. No? Why not?

Are you rich?

I have enough money, more than $60. You
can always use more, right?

Probably all set with that.

Okay.

Well, because you're like the only
person we've seen out here.

I realize it doesn't obligate you to
help us, but, I mean, you just said

a good girl, right? I mean, isn't that
part of being a good girl, being polite,

at least?

I am being polite.

I'm not feeling it. I'm feeling sass.

Well, that's what happens when strangers
come to talk to you.

Well, how else do you get to meet
anybody?

Um, you don't just meet them with a
camera on their face.

I understand what you're saying.

Yeah.

If I can actually get you to walk up the
hill, I can show you. We have

professional lights.

I'm holding a professional camera.

I have a grip with me. I've got a
driver.

This is legitimate.

We're actually doing something.

Okay, doing like?

Interviewing people on the street, and
then we're going to mix all the dialogue

together and try to find a common theme
that ties everybody together, and then

we're going to go viral with it.

Yeah, probably.

Probably not? Why? Are you scared of the
camera?

What are you scared of?

I'm not scared of anything.

Some people are scared of looking stupid
on camera.

Well, maybe I'm just scared to get in a
van with strangers.

Okay.

I don't know how to approach this. Okay,
if you don't want to come with us,

that's cool. I'm not going to...

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

What can I do? What can I do?

You're still here.

Okay.

I tell you what.

I'm just gonna... Whoa, that's a
fucking... That's a cool helicopter.

Matches your sweater. You look like
Little Red Riding Hood.

Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome.

I'm not the big bad wolf.

Look, what if... Is that what was
chasing her? It was like a wolf?

I don't remember the story.

Uh, yeah.

Nobody told me bedtime stories.

Okay.

Yeah, I don't want to waste any more of
your time.

I can't waste my own time. This is real.
If you want to do it, great. If you

don't, I'll understand.

Would you, at the very least, just look
inside the van?

Okay, let's try it. You can keep an
arm's distance.

I mean, this isn't a trick.

Let me just grab my backpack.

Backpack.

Okay.

Here we are.

It's your van?

Yep.

Hey, this is my friend, Brick.

Hi. Yeah, let's open up so she doesn't
seem so skeptical.

It's just like a moving studio.

Okay. That's all. Jesus Christ, we're in
the sun.

Straight places.

And that's... Jose?

Hi. How are you?

I got stuck on his name for a second.

You can see, like, we're not doing
anything sketchy. We're just trying to

to people.

And as you can see, it's more
challenging than you would think. That's

one of the things we're going to work
on.

Yeah, I don't know.

Okay, what would convince you? Like,
what could I possibly do?

$60 is a bit low to get into a van.
Okay, that's another common theme that

seem to work with when we're trying to
get people to come with us.

Okay, what if I give you $80?

Let me show you something.

Yeah, I know. I reached for my pants.
That was weird.

This is our budget. This is what we have
to work with today.

After we deal with you, we have to try
to find other people as well.

You know what I mean? I only have so
much money that I can just give away.

$100. What if I gave you $100?

Is that enough?

Now you're willing to put your safety on
the line? Yep.

Okay. It's the third digit. That's what
always does it. It's the third digit.

Okay, cool. Well, then, whenever you're
ready... Oh, those are nice shoes.

Thank you.

Whenever... They match your backpack.

Is that intentional?

Um, I guess.

Cool, all right.

Yeah, so if you're ready and you feel
safe and you're willing to do this, the

next step would be to take that leap of
faith. Like, you can just go inside.

You guys just better not be on no crazy
shit, because... I'm completely sober.

You guys are rolling up on me in a van.

I'm not on anything but caffeine right
now.

And a bag of peanuts.

Okay.

All right.

Let's see what's up with you guys.
Awesome.

Awesome. As soon as you're ready.

Okay.

Here we go.

Wait, wait, wait. Do you have an ID with
you?

I do.

Can I see it? I'll turn off the camera,
but can I see it? So they can identify

the body.

Yeah, thank you.

All right. Cool. I'll turn it off.

You seem open to talk about this, so I'm
just going to ask. So you don't believe

in monogamy, but you have a boyfriend,
so I'm assuming that you're sexually

active. Yes.

Okay.

How frequently do you have intercourse
or do something sexual with a partner?

Every day.

Every day?

Yeah. With a partner? With a boyfriend.

Yeah. With my partner, not a partner.

Okay. No, because some people don't have
it like that.

That's cool.

Some of us have to masturbate. We're
still young.

What about on that disgusting week that
every girl goes through every month?

Like, what do you do then? You still
keep going at it?

Um, yes, it depends on how disgusting my
week is going.

Okay. They vary in disgustingness?

Yeah. I didn't know that.

I thought they were just always, like,
generally disgusting.

No, light and heavy.

So, oh, Jesus.

Light and heavy. Very.

Sounds like a product of sorts.

Okay, wait, so your boyfriend, he has
his red wings?

What's that supposed to mean? Has he
gone down on you while you're on your

period?

Oh, man, yes.

Ah, God, he's a soldier.

That's affection right there, man.

You have the most affectionate boyfriend
ever. I can't do that.

It's just so fucking gosh. Does he hold
your hand while he does it?

Oh, God.

No. She's smiling more.

Okay, so what about every day? So how do
you keep it interesting?

Do you guys just... Try new things.

Like, how far have you guys gone?

Pretty far.

Okay. Like, I mean, what's far?

Because usually, you know, like... You
start off in missionary, and then that

was that night.

And then you start varying up the
positions, and then you start going down

each other, and then eventually it ends
up with fisting somehow.

With chains, handcuffs. I mean, we're
kind of at the point where we... It's no

longer a couple thing.

Okay, so you guys are swingers.

A little bit.

I mean, does he also have other
partners?

No, I have other partners. Like, my girl
has a girlfriend kind of thing. Does he

know about this?

Yes. Okay, and he's okay with that?

Absolutely. You take your boyfriend's
girlfriends that are yours?

My boyfriend gets to be with my
girlfriend.

Where the fuck do they do that? You have
a girlfriend? You have a relationship.

Yes. So you're into girls?

Uh, yeah.

Okay. What?

I mean, it makes sense for him and I. It
makes sense for you, too. It's just,

you know, you don't naturally just
assume this. No, no.

Especially from a good girl.

Well, that's why you guys are asking.

Exactly. I'm glad you're answering. A
lot of people aren't so, what's the

forthcoming?

Is that the right word? That's
affection.

That's affection.

Yeah. From a girl, either way. A girl
who brings her boyfriend, her

that's fucking awful. So, how does that
work? Like, you just decide?

Wow. I mean, do you have to tell them?
Is that like, that's how some people do

it. I don't really have to tell him
anything.

Surprise. Surprise.

But then you still have to do something
for him when you get home?

Or you guys don't live together, so I
guess it doesn't matter.

Pretty much.

Do you ever just, like, not take his
phone calls?

That's still how I feel at the moment.
Yeah, that's what I meant. I've done it.

She's a present kind of girl, I see.

What is that called? Carpe diem?

Yes. Okay.

Live for the moment.

person? You know, that's not what I saw.
Like, when I saw you, um, uh,

frolicking in the field with your
camera, I didn't expect to, like, for

be this person. And I'm not saying it's
a bad thing at all. I'm just, it's

surprising. I mean, I'm learning
something here, you know. Looks can be

deceiving. In a good way.

Well, you never judge a book by its
cover.

Or who you're gonna love by your lover.

Somebody else said that to me very
recently.

Maybe I, maybe I need to start doing
something, changing something. Uh,

whatever. Alright.

Ready? Now that I look, Your shoes are a
lot more formal than I thought they

were.

They got bows.

They did.

Not the speaker.

Okay. Do you... I try.

How long have you been 19?

All of your life.

No, I'm just wondering how close to 18
you are.

How close to what?

To 18.

How close to 18 I am? I am...

You've been 19 for four months? Just
missed it. Just missed it. I don't know

why. I'll never understand why that's
every guy's fantasy.

It's actually not my fantasy.

It's not my fantasy. I really don't... I
just don't understand that. But I don't

need to.

Do you understand it? It's their own.

No, I don't even really understand what
you guys are talking about.

Why men want... Like, older men want 18
-year -old girls.

Oh, I... Like internet porn. They always
try to...

Might be younger.

Yeah, they always try to say that the
girl's, like, 18 or something.

Even if she has, like, wrinkles and, you
know, like, four mortgages. It doesn't

make any sense.

But that's for... Do you ever look at
internet porn?

No. No? Do you go on the internet?

I do go on the internet. How do you
avoid the porn?

It's, like, it's everywhere. I just
don't watch it.

Okay. You just avoid the emails?

I thought that was all the internet was
for, is porn.

There's a song about it.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, there is.

Okay, so, um, this is a bad shot right
here. I'm trying to avoid shooting all

these storefronts, but I appreciate it,
because right now I got a great shot of

his crotch.

And it's just, yeah, thank you. That's
what the lady said.

You know he dances?

I'm sorry to just throw your shit out
there. He does.

How do you dance? What do you do?

Um, the twist.

Funky chicken, shit like that.

Can you show me the funky chicken?

No, definitely not here. We don't have
music, nothing.

I'm not prepared.

I'm just throwing it on my jeans.

I don't want to be a dick and I don't
want to be a duck.

Come on. I got skinny jeans on.

No, he does like bachelor parties and
shit like that. No, I'm being dead

serious. He does.

Bachelorette. Bachelorette? Yeah,
bachelorette. I'm sorry.

Bachelorette. I said that wrong. Oh,
hey, if it was San Francisco, maybe.

I don't think I'd ever go.

I've never gone to San Francisco. How
does it feel to have all those old

clawing at you and shit?

Doesn't feel that bad sometimes.

Yeah, I can imagine, like the attention.

That's probably the closest you'll ever
get to being a woman. The older ones are

actually worse than the young ones.

Definitely. Really? The younger ones are
worse? No, the older ones are worse.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like cocklers. That's why they call them
cougars, because they're fucking

dangerous. They got claws, man. They're
like fucking Siberian tigers.

Have you ever been to a party like that,
where there was like a dancer and all

that? No.

No? You've never been to a bachelorette
party?

Random guy shaking his cock and
everything. Would it be appropriate to

Well, never mind.

I guess baby showers don't... I wonder
if they ever do hire dancers.

I don't know, but we should look into
that, because that could be a whole new

field. That's a new market.

Yeah, that's a new market. Not that I'm,
like, pimping you. I'm just saying. I

mean, if you can help us make money, I
don't mind, though.

Maybe I could film it from now on and
then put it out there.

This is all just on the side, though.
We're going to go back to your

conversation. No, I was just breaking up
the monotony while we were trying to

get away from all this.

Logos and storefronts and shit.

Oh,

I thought you said, did you shower?

Yes, I showered.

Get comfortable.

Oh, nice panties.

I'm just saying, they match your
sweater.

Was that intentional?

Um, no.

It's not a big deal. It's really not a
big deal. Yeah, probably not.

I mean, I opened, I showed my crotch
already.

I mean, he's practically wearing a
training bra.

Or a sports bra.

Have you, you can compare and contrast?
Do you have experience with this?

Maybe.

Okay.

Emily?

Yeah?

So you don't have, so if you have a
whim, you just get to do whatever you

Pretty much. I'm a free spirit. I always
do what I want.

Okay. Do you make a point of, like,
proving that?

Of course you do.

Of course.

Like, defending it, I guess?

Who doesn't?

So if you find somebody attractive and
they're up for whatever, you're allowed

to just go for it?

Pretty much.

That is true freedom. I wonder what that
feels like.

Well, I mean, it's almost like being
single, but you have... Someone to be

It's like being able to spend all the
money you want and then you still have

some savings or something. It's weird.

What's the term?

Having your cake and eating it too.

Yeah.

Have you eaten today?

No pun intended, obviously.

Oh, okay.

Have you?

Oh, you guys are funny. Yeah.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm just kidding.

Okay. Oh, okay.

I was about to say, it's kind of early.
Jesus Christ.

Okay. What kind of guys do you look for?

I don't really have a preference.

So you're into black guys?

Yeah. Yeah? White guys?

Yeah. How about really, really, really
white guys?

Yeah. Okay.

What about really, really white? Like,
just got your teeth whitened white.

Casper.

No, I'm being serious. Like, is this the
kind of guy that you would go for,

like, if you were hunting?

Minus the training bra, obviously.

Minus the training bra and the jeans
having been mine.

I don't think they would be on if you
got around to whatever was going to

happen. You wouldn't care about the
jeans.

Yeah, like, does fashion really matter?
Do you really think that's a reflection

of your personality?

Okay.

Well, seriously, like... I mean, I'm a
girl, so... Yeah, I believe in function

over fashion. I don't even... Obviously,
I don't even try.

Jeans and a t -shirt, comfortable
boxers, and I'm okay.

Thick socks.

That's important.

For traction.

Okay.

No, seriously, like, is this the kind of
guy that you would go for?

Maybe not bad.

It's not bad? Okay.

So, in a... Okay.

In a social situation like the one we're
in right now,

What would keep you from, like... Like,
are you actually attracted to him? I

guess that's what I'm asking. I'm trying
to see where you're... How you

function.

He's attractive.

So what would it take to make... I'll
take that.

So what would it take for you to be
attracted to him? Like, you know?

I don't know.

Naked. Maybe if I was naked.

No, I'm just asking.

Like, it's not often that you get to fix
someone's brain like this.

Like, when do you cross that line?

I don't know how it works.

Probably won't let you pick my brain too
much.

Really? So you're not going to answer
that question?

Okay.

Let me... Fuck.

That's an important question.

I really want to understand how this
works, because I really don't get it.

This is all a part of research, by the
way. How do you go from finding...

Recognizing that somebody's attractive
to being attracted to them?

It all just depends.

Depends on what?

Me and whoever is attractive.

Is it the situation?

I don't... I guess.

So it's relative.

Okay.

Alright, so what would it take for...
Okay, so you've... I'm trying to get to

the heart of this. I don't know why I
find this important. This is all

hypothetical.

If you recognize that he is attractive,
what would it take for you to be

attracted to him? What would it take for
you to actually make a move on him or

something like that?

Or would you wait for him to make a
move?

I'd probably wait for him to make a
move.

Hey, could you put your hand on her
thigh?

Okay, don't be a liar.

This is part of the experiment.

I'm just trying to understand how this
actually works.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

She didn't move or flinch or slap me.

Yeah, would that be taken as acceptance?

If I smack him? No, if you don't. I'll
accept it. Oh, if I don't, then yeah, I

guess. Sure.

Well, you didn't smack him. Sometimes I
like when they hit me. Oh, I know.

Yeah, okay.

Okay. So she was cool with me putting my
hand on her thigh. Yeah. Have you or

any of your partners ever videotaped
yourselves having sex?

No. No?

Okay. Do you consider yourself like a
voyeur?

She doesn't watch porn.

Voyeur is in the, well,

I was saying, a voyeur is somebody
that's into either exposing themselves

seeing other people at inappropriate
moments, like seeing other people, like

peeping Toms or Flashers. Oh.

Would you be either of those?

I guess it just depends.

Do you like showing off your body?

Yeah, I love my body.

Okay.

Perfect. Yeah.

How would you guys like me to prove
that?

Can I see your tits? How would you show
off your body?

Am I supposed to call them tits or
breasts or boobs?

Whatever you want, I guess.

I think it depends on the size.

I think it depends on the girl.

Really? Some girls find it disrespectful
to call them tits.

Why, because it's so close to tits? Some
girls find it disrespectful to call

them boobs.

What about you? What do you prefer to
call them?

I call them everything.

Okay, can I see your everything?

I can't use this footage. You know what
I mean? Like, a lot of this has gone

pretty sexual, which I enjoy, and I'm
glad we're doing this, but, like, if you

show something, I can't use that footage
anyways.

It's just, like, personal.

Personal. Yeah.

Hmm.

I don't know, guys.

It's kind of... I know it is, but you
said it, and I think honesty is

and I want to make you put your pesos
where your mouth is.

What's the word for mouth?

Boca. Boca, yeah. Put your pesos where
your boca is.

Oh, man.

What difference does it make?

Yeah. I guess it doesn't. You already
got $100. It really doesn't.

It's basically like you made $100 to
show us.

Actually, that's a good point. That's a
good point.

Sorry for that weird silence.

She hasn't made $100, so let's give her
the $100.

Thank you. You're very welcome.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

Okay. Do you feel better now?

Sure. Cool. Can I see your boobies?

A little bit.

A little bit?

Why? Are they so huge that you can
actually show little portions?

No, they're actually just a little bit.

Well, they say more than a mouthful is a
waste.

No, I thought I was actually going to
see him. He wants flesh.

Oh, shit. I just noticed your tattoo.

That's cool.

Is that your name?

Nope. Obviously not. I just saw a Y.

Did that say... Never mind.

I don't want to distract.

I won't even look.

I'll just check the footage later.

Okay.

Those are really, really, really nice.

I mean, I can't see how they actually
naturally hang, but I really like the

color and the portion.

Thanks.

That was so nice. Nice.

Do you still feel comfortable?

Yeah. Or did you ever feel comfortable?
I mean,

I probably hopped out already if I did.

Yeah, just roll on out whenever you
want. Yeah, we'd not be moving at 30

an hour.

So is that your limit? I mean, would we
be able to see more?

You don't have enough confidence for
that.

I'm actually 100 % confident.

Okay. Then can we see more?

What exactly did you want to see?

Honestly, I would like to see you
completely new.

Like, you have a really nice body.
You're cute. I just feel like, for some

reason, seeing someone naked makes me
feel closer to them.

I'm not even rationalizing or anything.
It's just the truth.

I mean, we're all acquaintances now.

Oh, yeah?

I feel acquainted, you know?

Do you?

I'm acquainted with this guy.

More than you know.

Come on.

Holy shit.

Nothing. I just saw an old lady with
dreadlocks. Did you happen to say hi to

Jose the driver? I did say hi to Jose
the driver.

Don't distract him. Our lives are in his
hands.

Okay, Mrs.

Confidence. Miss Independent.

Miss Never, whatever the rest of that
shit is.

What about that?

What about that?

Yeah. What about what?

What would it be?

You guys are funny.

Do you need an incentive, or are you,
like, I'm gonna beat this dead horse

it fucking is mush.

Isn't that what you say to horses? Mush?
That's what it is. Oh, not dogs. That's

dogs.

What do you say to horses? Do you need
an incentive, or are you just, um, put

your pesos where your boca is?

How would you actually say that in
Spanish?

I don't think you do.

But I like the way that you say it.
Yeah, I don't think you do.

The only Spanish I know is chicharron de
pollo. Oh.

Because there's a Peruvian restaurant
near my house that's awesome.

Chicharron de pollo.

That's a start.

Put your pencils where your mouth is.
Now I know boca.

I put chicharron de pollo in my boca.

Okay, can I... I'm practicing. That's
how you practice in Spanish class. You

just say random shit that makes no sense
at all. Tengo un gato en mi pantalones.

You have a cat in your pants? Yeah.

Oh, cool. I knew that. That's the first
term.

Okay. Emily?

Yeah? I haven't forgotten the topic of
conversation.

Back to nudity. Back to nudity.

I want to see your confidence shining
through like a star, like a sunbeam.

Right, like a diamond. Right through my
naked body.

Yeah.

Oh, man. That's too funny.

I just saw a video store.

So does this mean you're not going to do
it?

Um... I might.

You didn't offer her the incentive. You
might.

I asked her if she needed one. She never
responded. I do.

She's waiting for the subject to change.

What's the incentive?

I don't know what I have for you.
Friendship?

Handshake? Money? Whatever you want.

I have an energy drink.

Yeah, me too. I think he's got peanuts
left.

Yeah, I've got sunflower seeds.

I have ranch -flavored sunflower seeds.

Today is your lucky day.

Oh, yeah?

Definitely.

It's just that you're a free spirit.
You're allowed to do whatever you want,

right? So, and you say you're so
confident that you don't... What? There

camera again.

This is a so... What the fuck?

Okay. But, I mean, if you have all these
options, and you have options here, you

got brick here.

Like, if you were looking for, like, a
random hookup or whatever, I'm still

stuck on the naked thing, you know?
Like, you said you were capable of doing

so why aren't you doing it?

She is the true free spirit.

Well, then let's see it.

Ivan, make sure you don't fall over.

Stand here.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Okay.

I'm going to get this one buttoned
first.

How'd you guys like to see me completely
naked?

It would be nice. I would like to see
it.

Oh, poor.

I mean, you're getting the sunflower,
the ranch sunflower seeds.

Oh,

yeah.

That's cute.

Almost.

Oh, man.

Right?

Those really are nice.

Yes.

And we're almost done.

I think I'm getting a cold.

Really?

Why? Oh, you got your navel pierced.

Okay. Bling bling in the belly.

Okay.

Why are you keeping your panties on? I
don't understand.

You're not that confident?

I am confident, but what are you guys
going to do for me?

What do you want? I asked you. Whatever
you want.

We told you what we have to offer.
Money, sunflower seeds.

Water. A little bit of juice. Energy
drink. Water and some energy drink.

Friendship. Compassion. I want to do
that.

Yeah, obviously it was going to be...
Mr.

Attractive.

How does... Yeah.

Oh, my God. If I get completely naked
right now, you'll get completely naked.

Yes. Oh,

jeez. I'm holding myself up with my head
as we hit the brakes.

You got to treat this thing like you're
shipping eggs.

We are precious cargo.

Oh, my God. That was a neck workout.

You know, my balls itch right now, but I
feel so awkward scratching him right

now.

Because he's getting angry. Or angry.

Nobody's angry, right?

Because he's getting naked. And I guess
that's making me angry. I don't

understand.

You're upset because you can't get
naked.

And I don't wear underwear, by the way,
anyway. So we're already, like, way

ahead of you.

Oh, yeah?

I am. I usually don't either, but I had
a skirt on today.

Definition of preschool.

Alright. Oh, is that a tattoo?

It is.

That's a wacky tattoo.

No, I've never seen one like that.

Yeah, it's kind of faded.

What was it? Is it like a music symbol?

It was supposed to be.

With a heart?

Yeah.

What's the... Is that your boyfriend's
name?

It is.

Well, that or you're a big Benjamin
Franklin fan.

I bet she is.

I am.

Can you open your knees so I can see
your confidence?

Oh, you want to see my confidence?

Of course. That's what we're going to
refer to it as.

Oh, gosh.

That's actually very cute.

Thanks. Sexy, yes, but I mean cute.
Like, it's small.

Well, I guess here's small girl.

That's cool. Is it pink inside?

Is it? Is it pink inside?

Uh, yeah. Have you looked at it?

Yeah. What, like you squatted over a
mirror or something?

Um, yeah.

It is.

But what's the point of me getting
naked? I don't understand. Like, I

paid. I don't get sunflower seeds.

You guys wanted me to get naked. You
wanted something from you.

It's that rationalizing game that
everybody likes to play. Double

Can I see your clip?

Like, can you open it? I can't see it.

Still can't really see it.

That is so awesome.

It's beautiful.

I almost feel like I'm going to get a
boner.

But, you know, like when you... Well, I
guess you don't know. Like, guys get

erections at inappropriate times. It's
called an own owner.

But, never mind. It's a bad joke.

I'm a boner.

I'm getting one right now. So, how do
you feel?

Free. Free?

You are free. Naked.

So...

If you were in this situation under
different circumstances, what would

next? Like two naked people right next
to each other.

I don't know.

Get dressed?

Get dressed?

Pretty much.

Do you like him? Are you attracted to
him yet?

Um, yeah.

So what do you want to do about that?

Making progress.

We should rename this van the Peer
Pressure Express.

Peer Pressure Express. Yes.

What would you do? Not that you'd
succumb to peer pressure. You're smarter

that. But you're also free and so, so,
so confident.

Why don't you guys do whatever you want?
I mean, I guess it's up to her, but I

just kind of want to be. I have to ask
for permission.

I am a lawyer. I would just like to
watch if that was possible.

I mean, if that's what you're into.

Sure what?

You can watch.

Watch what?

I feel like a therapist.

Whatever it is.

We're just going to sit here naked.

Pretty much.

You're watching that. I'm holding the
camera, so I guess you guys expect me to

direct?

I'm just waiting and doing as I'm told.

Okay, Rick, can you put your hand on her
thigh again?

This hand or this hand? Your left hand.

Put the other hand around her.

And then forcefully push her face down
to your crotch.

I'm just kidding.

Could you guys just... I mean, if you
guys are going to do it, do it.

Otherwise... There you go.

Bang bros.

Which one? On the cornet. Really?

Yep. Lucky.

Lucky.

Yeah, I know, man.

It's fucking nice.

Yeah. Thanks for the corn.

Okay. Thanks, guys. Our time is over.

It's been fun. Did you have a good time?
I did. You guys switched numbers and

all that shit?

Yep. All right.

Then we're good.

It's over.

I'm going to film this.

Saying goodbye. Yeah, no problem.

Oh, shit. Emily, you forgot something.

How much for it?

$100? Thank you. Go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go.

Does anybody even know how to work one
of these things?

It's like a fucking dinosaur. I haven't
seen a film camera since the 80s.

That's almost as rare as a VHS. I'm
going to develop a film. I wonder if

any nudie shots or anything.

I doubt it. People use digital cameras
for that.

Yeah, you're not going to take that to
the fucking one -hour developer. You

can't email that to anyone or tweet it.
Do they even have one -hour photos

anymore? Whatever.

Fuck it. Free camera.