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Uh, Keisha?
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Let me ask you a question.
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What happened with the massage school
and the money I gave you and starting
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business and those things?
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Well, Daddy, I started the business and
everything, but you're not going to like
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it.
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You don't have to call me Daddy. I mean,
I'm your stepfather, but... So what am
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I not going to like? I'll show you.
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I'm ready, Daddy.
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The massage I was telling you about.
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Where's the table?
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I need someone to try it on.
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Imagine what mom you would think if she
walked in.
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With my body all bare.
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I may need to practice on you a little
bit more, though.
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Why are you fucking your daughter?
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It's so bad in here.
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But I like it so much.
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He feels so fucking good in here.
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Hey, man.
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Yeah, it's me. I'm at your place. Where
you at?
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Fuck,
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man. You're going to be a couple hours?
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I need to pick that stuff up.
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Oh. Oh, okay.
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There's a key under the mat.
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You sure it's cool if I just go on
inside and grab it?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Thanks, man. All right. I'll talk to you
later.
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Bye.
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I don't know where he put it. Guess I
can just fucking call him.
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Daddy, daddy, daddy!
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I'm ready.
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Gross. Ew, Uncle Eric, what the fuck are
you doing in here?
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Keisha!
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What are you doing dressed like that?
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Especially for your daddy.
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Where'd you go?
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Do you want to go to your bedroom?
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There you are.
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What are you doing in here?
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Well, I just came by to pick up a
package. I mean, your dad ordered some
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automotive parts for me.
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What are you doing greeting him like
that?
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I started my own massage business thing.
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It's Japanese.
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It's Japanese, but you're...
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Why are you even looking at me right
now? I'm not wearing clothes.
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I noticed that when you came bouncing on
out there to meet your daddy.
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So, uh, what exactly did you have
planned?
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Well, I was gonna show him how I do my
massages.
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You were gonna show him how you do your
massages?
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Dressed like this?
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You're so fucking creepy, dude.
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Yes, just like how we do the massage.
It's the technique.
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Oh, I guess you're kind of recording
too, huh?
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So, uh, I mean, he's not going to be
home for a few hours. Maybe you could
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me how you do it.
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No, it's not the kind of massage that
you think it is, Uncle Eric.
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Oh, it's not?
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You can do it with my brother, but you
can't. You can't do it with me.
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I mean, sure, it's not a big deal. I'm
sure I'll learn about it. I'm sure your
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mom knows about it and stuff like that.
We'll probably talk about it at dinner
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one time or something. No, my mom, no,
she can't know that I'm doing the kind
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technique.
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Really? What kind of technique is it?
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I mean, it sounds intriguing to me.
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You're too creepy for this kind of
massage.
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You know, you're probably right. It's
probably better that you and your daddy
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have these special moments.
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I guess I'll just go. I'm sure, you
know, your mom's good with it. I'm good
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it. He's good with it. Everybody's good
with it. I mean, it's no big deal. I
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should just probably leave, right? No,
no, no, no, no.
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She can't know about it. Like,
seriously, Uncle Eric, please.
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Okay.
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I mean...
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I don't see a massage table or anything
like that. What kind of massage is it?
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It's a body -to -body massage, okay?
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Really? A body -to -body massage?
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Yeah, it's almost this.
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I mean, doesn't this get caught on
people? I mean, wouldn't that rub people
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wrong way if it's body -to -body?
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It's nude.
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You don't wear clothes when you do this
kind of massage. It's nude.
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Better and better.
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I mean, so you're nude. I mean, you've
obviously done this before. This isn't
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the first time, otherwise you wouldn't
be recording it.
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Um, so, uh... Yeah, uh... How do we get
this started?
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Should I just go ahead and get undressed
and get dressed?
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That how it works? Take your clothes
off.
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Yeah.
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You're all grown up there, aren't you?
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Need help with those shoes?
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And I just lay face up, face down.
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aren't you?
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Hmm. Feels nice.
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Yeah, my hands are pretty magical.
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I bet they are.
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I bet you've got more than hands to
imagine. Alright, part of this is not
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talking.
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Just relax.
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Wonder, I bet you did a lot of talking
with your daddy.
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That's neither here nor there.
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Oh, I bet you it was here both times.
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Okay. Gel's nice and cool.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, that's warm.
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Yeah.
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Now,
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what invented this technique?
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It started in Japan.
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Really?
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That's Japanese.
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Oh, yeah.
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My family used to play Twister in
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the family reunion.
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So nice.
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You're so fucking creepy.
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Yes, it's soft skin.
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Oh yeah.
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Like the good old days with the slip and
slide in the front yard.
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Not exactly.
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Not exactly.
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That's for sure.
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Oh, yeah.
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You definitely pass with flying colors
for your massage tool, that's for sure.
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Yeah, well, I'd be paying a lot of money
for it.
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Daddy pays for a lot of things.
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But I mean, I guess that's okay. You're
paying them back with these massages,
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right?
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That's where I am.
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Hmm. You know, I bet you and your mother
would probably be really
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good as a doubles act with this.
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Close.
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You are.
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It's all slick and smooth.
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Maybe I could help her out and introduce
her to it.
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I mean, you wouldn't mind, would you?
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Why? You're the creepiest fucking uncle
there could possibly be.
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Shh. Don't say things like that. It
could ruin the video.
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Oh, that's so nice.
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Hey. That's so bad.
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It's just getting better and better.
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It's here.
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Oh, grown up.
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Uncle Eric, your pecs are so huge.
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Oh, so are yours.
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Yeah. Whoa.
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Now,
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I mean, the massage is nice and all, but
even I've been on the internet.
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I know where this goes.
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Come on, I mean, it's good enough for my
brother. It should be good enough for
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me, right?
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And I'll... I'll definitely need to get
a copy of that.
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I mean, or we could just discuss this at
the next family reunion. I mean,
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whatever you'd like to do.
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There we go.
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And hey, hey, hey, just so it's not
weird, I mean, if you want to call me
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just to make it easier for you, you can.
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I'm never fucking calling you daddy.
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You're not my daddy.
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Okay. There we go. Oh, there we go.
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Oh.
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Mm -hmm.
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Are you still fucking good at being
creepy?
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Well, I have a special talent.
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Obviously, I'm finding out what yours
are.
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Like my brother did, I'm sure.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Must have sucked a lot of dicks back in
the store.
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How did you know?
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Just a lucky cat.
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God, that's good.
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Yeah,
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so, uh... So, uh, let's go ahead and get
to the next part.
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What next part? I'm not fucking you.
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Oh, yeah, I think you are.
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I mean, let's just keep it in the
family, come on.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah,
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if you don't want to call me daddy, you
know, why don't you just say fuck me,
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Uncle Eric?
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No fucking way.
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Come on. Say fuck me, Uncle Eric.
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Fuck me I'm good.
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Now somebody's being a team player.
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Okay.
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Creepy -ass, I'll go ahead.
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Uh -huh.
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Here we go. Here we go.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, man.
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Look, Daddy, I'm fucking Uncle Eric.
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Uh, no.
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Why don't you look at the camera and
say, Look, Daddy, I'm fucking Uncle
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Come on. I'm fucking Uncle Eric. Look,
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Daddy, I'm fucking Uncle Eric.
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What up, girl?
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Oh, I bet he does.
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to be a regular on your books week after
week.
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What do you want me to do?
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Shoot it all over those pretty little
tits.
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Yeah? Do you want to keep your uncle
Eric fucking paint those tits on?
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Yeah? Yeah?
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Let me see.
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Oh no.
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I hate my fucking titties. Nasty old
fucking creepy uncle.
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Yeah. Creepy ass uncle Eric.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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You know,
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you'd make double the money.
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Me and your daddy would've tag -teamed
you together.
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Wouldn't that be nice?
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Fucking creep.
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