All language subtitles for Watch June, Adrift (2017) - Free Movies - Tubi

[jangly guitar plays]

[crunch crunch]

[zipper]

[clickity clickity]

[pffft and fabric brushing sounds]

[clicking sounds]

[jangly guitar continues]

[pace quickens]

[squirt]

[phone rings]

[jangly guitar ends]

[Emma] Hey, Mom? What's up, I'm working.

[Emma's Mom] Get out. Art! You just won five bucks!

-You finally got a real job?

Sound design is a real job.

[Emma's Mom] Wow, you're actually a professional sound designer?

Well, not exactly, I'm still doing Foley

but I'm getting paid this time!

[Emma's Mom] I'm so proud of you.

It's going in the church bulletin.

What's it called?

[Emma] Oh, it's an indie movie,

it probably won't come to theaters near you.

You probably won't see it.

You know what, I actually,

really got to finish this.

So I'll call you back later,

okay I love you bye!

[clunk]

[sigh]

[computer error buzz]

[computer error buzz]

[computer error buzz]

[computer error buzz]

[alarm clock]

[upbeat pop plays]

♪ O - o - o ♪

[Babcia] Hurry Barkley.

You will be late for class.

♪ Love is really… ♪

[Barkley] Thanks Babcia.

♪ Even though I don’t avoid her ♪

♪ Never bring myself to say ♪

♪ It’s just a numbers game ♪

♪ O - o - o ♪

♪ It’s worth playing ♪

♪ Yes, it’s worth everyday of your life ♪

♪ Get down right… ♪

You want me to clock you in,

it's gonna cost ya!

[upbeat pop music continues]

♪ One, two ♪

♪ One, two, three, ah ♪

[upbeat pop music continues]

[Teacher] Rachel, you didn't have to do that!

[Rachel] It wasn't any trouble.

To pack up my classroom?

You already had to pack up yours!

[Rachel] I wanted to make sure

you wouldn't have any excuses

not to go on your date with Mark.

[Teacher] You set me up on a date with Mark?

Oh no, I can't, I couldn't, he's so so cute!

It'll be great.

[sigh]

I still have to find a summer home for that stupid turtle.

I sent your class turtle home with Benny Schwartzman.

Oh and there's this UPS package on my desk

that I still need to mail.

I saw it! Already mailed it.

Oh my god. Really?

That is amazing. Wow, Rach,

I mean, but wait, don't I thought that you liked Mark?

[Rachel] Oh, I couldn't possibly date anyone right now.

I'm way too busy.

[upbeat pop music ends]

[rock chord punches in]

[Emma] I don't know what my mom is telling people,

but I have a job!

[Rachel] Have you eaten yet today?

No and I don't need her friends to set me up on pity dates,

you know?

Do you have something I can put water in?

On top of the fridge.

Contrary to popular belief,

I am not the ideal match for all

basement dwelling mouth-breathers.

[Rachel] Do you ever open your mail?

Yeah, I've been busy this week.

This is from December. From your parents?

I'm getting to it, it's on my to-do list.

She was trying to hook me up with an unemployed

thirty-six-year-old who still hasn't finished undergrad.

Em, sorry about your day.

Merry Christmas friends and family!

This year has brought us many blessings.

Arthur and I are planning for

our 60-day summer cruise to Australia.

Anchors away! [random piano keys]

Hannah and her wonderful husband Brandon

have secured political asylum for 112 more Sudanese refugees.

So proud of you two. A little birdie told us

Kent and Amy are expecting some good news!

Congratulations guys. Meanwhile, Emma is still

trying to do the LA thing! We're all pullin' for ya, but

remember, we still haven't packed up your bedroom.

[dissonant piano chord]

You have options.

They included you in the letter this year.

[sigh]

[happy music plays]

[Lumber Steve] Uh, uh, uh. uh, uh.

You suck.

[sigh] [happy music ends]

[Kasia] This is Kasia, I call your mother five times.

I cannot stay open for you. Come pick up her order now.

[phone beeps]

[Barkley] Oh shit.

[dog barking]

[moans]

[Lumber Steve] Oh, so hot right now.

[Barkley] What did I say?

[Lumber Steve] No talking. So hot!

So hot!

[car alarm] [Barkley] Shut the door!

[Lumber Steve] Get the keys!

[Barkley] They're not here! Help me look!

[Lumber Steve] Dude, I'm looking for my pants!

[car keys beep, alarm stops]

[Barkley] Oh fuuu-

Hey, so, what are you up to tomorrow?

I'm totally free. Tomorrow's my only day off.

Sweet, I need you to cover my shift.

Wait, I've never worked in lumber before!

-That's fine, you're Mexican, you can do it, right?

Lo siento.

[crickets chirping]

[Babcia] You missed dinner.

You are better than this.

I'm sorry.

[soft music plays]

[heavy, frustrated breaths]

[phone ringing]

Hey, mom, you know it is three in the morning here, right?

[Emma's Mom] I know you weren't sleeping.

True.

[Emma's Mom] Well, I hate to lose it because

it's the source of some of my best material, but it's time.

[Emma] Time for what, mom?

[Emma's Mom] It's time to throw out the boat.

What?

-We're leaving tomorrow for our trip so

I'm clearing out the garage

for the July renters. Plus.

You promised me that if you didn't fix it

by the time you were twenty five

I could get rid of it.

Wait - I really want to finish it though.

[Emma's Mom] You're never gonna get around to it.

[Emma] Seriously, I will finish

it the next time I am out there.

[Emma's Mom] Emma,

I don't want to have that boat in my garage

for another eight years.

It's going out by the bins

for next Tuesday's trash pickup.

End of story.

Okay.

[Emma's Mom] Love you!

Love you too, mom.

[deep sigh]

[birds chirping]

[clock ticking]

[sowing machine]

[Tata] Where is my shirt? Where is the shirt?

Every time, I cannot find it. I am looking for it,

it was here, now it's not here!

In the kitchen. Looking for-Thank you!

You could have said-ahh, you did it for me!

Love you!

[Mama] [speaking in Polish]

[Tata] English! In this house! She is graduating!

[Mama] Glue it!

[Tata] I'm taking the flag! I am taking the flag!

[TV news plays in distance]

I made this for you.

For today.

Oh, Babcia!

[knock on door]

[Tata] Barkley,

hurry up in there, your mother needs to get ready.

We leave for commencement in thirty minutes!

I dropped out.

[Tata] What? I cannot hear you,

your mother needs to peepee.

[Barkley] Tata, I dropped out.

[Tata] What? What. Barkley,

open the door.

Barkley, you're trying my patience!

Okay, I'm not angry, I just want to talk,

Okay, okay, okay, just
open the damn door!

[Mama] What is going on, Barkley,
we are leaving soon.

She's not graduating!

She's not graduating?

I left school, Mama.

What?

She is graduating!

[Barkley] That's not how it
works!

I left three months ago!

[Mama] Where have you been going
every day for that time!

Ace Hardware?

[Tata] Open the goddamn door,

come out here and tell it to my face!

[Mama]
How could you do it to us?

[Barkley]
I'm not happy!

[Tata] Who gives a shit!
You don't work to be happy,

you work to feed your family,
to put a roof over your head!

[Mama] Jesus, you love
engineering,

you were on the top in your class!

Just because you're good at something

doesn't mean you like it, I hated it!

[Mama] Okay, so just tell me,
what are you going to do? Huh?

I don't know!

[Tata] Ah. She doesn't know.
What a beautiful plan!

Sleep with strange men,
don't worry about it,

just have fun, that's all
that's important!

[bangs on door]

[speaks in Polish]

I'm getting the screwdriver!
Open - open it!

[Mama swears in Polish]

I didn't know you made the
decision to sell.

[Rachel's Dad] Yeah,
it seemed like

the right time.

With you and Chris outta
the house it's time to downsize.

Oh, okay, well, I can get a
plane ticket right away,

so I can come help you
fix up the place for buyers.

Honey, I've been working on the
place for months. It's all done.

Oh, okay, well, I can help you pack up.

I got it.

How about I-

Honey, it is under control.

Do not rearrange your plans on
my account.

You do you this summer.
Okay? I love you.

Love you.

Bye sweetie.

[tapping]

[tearing]

[water pouring]

[tinkling, swirling]

[foot tapping]

[foot tapping]

[pen clicking]

[water pouring]

[key typing]

[all sync to a beat]

[beat turns to ocean sounds]

[Mr. Montana] Mmmm.
[beat stops]

Hey, why so tense, doll?

Oh, loved that last cut.

Ah, really, thanks for all the great work

you're doin' on Take It In The Aft.

No problem, happy to have the work.

[Mr. Montana]
Great,

'cuz we got more for ya, Freckles.

Listen, as you know, everyone at
Beat Around The Bush Productions

is really hopin' to

hit it outta the park with this one,

we really wanna take it to
the next tier of

the adult film industry and

we need this to be a masterpiece.

Got it. Well,

I know that you guys were
looking for a little

more urgency in the anal
juggling section.

Oh yeah, that section was great!

You, you really know your anal.

I try.

[Mr. Montana] Now listen,

I wanna talk to you
about another sequence.

Oh, okay.

[Mr. Montana] We added an Alabama
Hot Pocket section.

You familiar?

Of course.

Right, well, the actor we got is
a championship jizzer

so I need this to be moist.
I mean moist, moist, moist.

Can do.

I'm sure you can, babe.

Now listen, I hate to do this to you,

but we need it by tomorrow.
So, I brought you the cut,

it's gonna be a good
old-fashioned all nighter.

No problem, I will buy more
mustard and get started!

Thanks, EM. Hey listen.
You play your cards right,

you will go far in this town.
I will see to it.

Personally, eh?

That's really nice of you.

But - you screw this
up for me, I will make sure

you never work in porn again.

Hehe, hey, you.

You've got a really, really

pretty shape to you.

I can make you a star.

Hey, you're a pro, Em.
You're a pro.

Hehe.

[cafe woman] If you ever
wanna get out of this,

my dad runs a shelter on Maple and 7th.

No, it's not--

You don't have to explain yourself to me.

[typing sounds]

[gasp]

[deep sigh, aghast]

[car honking]

That's fine, that's fine.

[car honking]

That's your job, that's fine,
you can do that.

[car honking]

[upbeat acoustic guitar plays]

[upbeat acoustic guitar continues]

[upbeat acoustic guitar ends]

[Emma] Lumber?

[store happy music plays]

[store happy music continues]

Hi.
Where do you keep your fir?

I don't think we carry fur here?
Oh, ah, wood fir, not fur fur?

Wood fir. For a boat.

[Barkley] Well…

[trash can lady] Excuse me.

Excuse me.
Excuse me!

Ma'am, I'm with a customer right
now, I'll be right with you.

Well, I need help now.

I understand, this is just gonna
take two minutes.

[sigh]

[Barkley] So how big is the boat?

It's like an 11-foot sail
boat, maybe 12?

I dunno, I haven't really looked
at it in eight years.

[Barkley] Uh huh.

I just need enough wood to
finish the rest of the boat.

How much of it did you already build?

I would say a third, conservatively?

[trash can lady] Hello, excuse me. Excuse me,

hello, I-I-just need to

figure out the right lid
for this trashcan.

[Barkley] Ma'am, it looks
like neither one of those lids

fits on that particular can.

Well there wasn't a matching one.

[Barkley] Alright, do you want us
to order you one?

No, I, I just wanna buy it today!

[Barkley] Okay. I was helping
her out first,

and then I'll be with you, I promise.

Ugh, you said that before, jeez.

So just as much as we can fit in my car.

Um, how big is your car?

It's a compact sedan.

Can I interest you in a roof rack?

Yup.

[store happy music continues]

[trash can drags]

[Barkley] Last one.

Oh, thank you!

Wait, uh, I'm not done helping you yet.

So, uh,

building a boat, what's that about?

Uh, the summer before college,

I tried to build a boat,

things went badly, and I've been

the butt of my family's jokes ever since.

My job is shit, and I am super
depressed, so I am gonna

load some lumber on my car,

drive to Maryland, and finish my boat.

Seriously, you're just taking off?

[Emma] Yeah. I will force
my family to respect me.

[trash can lady] There you are. Hello,

and then one of the lids fell in.

Building a boat is super respectable.

Thank you.

[trash can lady] And now it's
stuck at the bottom,

so I'll go… get it.

Can I come with you?

I'm an engineer,

and, I obviously work in lumber, so,

I'm good with tools and building.

[trash can lady] Is anyone gonna
help me here?

I have an employee discount.

[trash can lady] Girls. Ugh. Stuck.

[store happy music ends]

[Emma] Are you sure it's safe?

Of course.

What about your car?

They never ticket.

[pop music plays]

[pop music ends]

[Rachel] Do you have everything
you need for the boat?

[Emma] Barkley's got it covered.

Where exactly did you meet this girl?

Ace.

Like hardware?
Like when?

Half hour ago? She's really
excited about the trip.

Emma, you know nothing about
her, this can't be a good idea.

It's fine! I already asked her,
it's not like I'm gonna kick her

out of the car now. Plus,
she's an engineer and

like some kind of lumber genius.

They don't have lumber in Maryland?

Rach, don't be a buzzkill.

I'm not a buzzkill.
Do you even have enough

gas money to get to Maryland?

It's happening.
We'll figure it out.

So what do you say,
will you water my plants?

Oh, forget the plants.
You need me more than they do.

Give me five minutes.

[birds chirping]

How do you guys know each other?

[Emma]
Summer camp.

Nice.

Hi. I'm Rachel.

Barkley.

[sigh]

[birds chirping]

[Barkley]
Do you want the front?

No, I have short legs.

Okay, lemme know if you change your mind.

[wood rattling]

This seems unsafe.

[Emma]
It's fine, watch.

[crash]

[Rachel] Aaaahh! Oh my god.

We'll just get lumber in Maryland.

[alt rock plays]

♪ Sometimes,
you got to let it go ♪

♪ When it hurts so
deep in your soul ♪

♪ When the good is gone
what can you do? ♪

♪ You kick
and scream it back to you ♪

♪ It's not about
giving up the fight ♪

♪ Coming out on the other side ♪

♪ When the good
is gone what can you do? ♪

[phones ringing]

[phones ringing]

[Barkley] Wooo! Building a boat!
Building a boat!

You guys aren't axe murderers, right?

How many men have you killed?

[Rachel] How many women
have you killed?

Seriously, should I be worried

about getting in
the car with two strangers?

[Rachel] Yes
[Emma] No.

We're just three girls.
Building a boat.

[alt rock ends]

I wish we had food.

[Barkley] Ooh, ooh,
pocket chocolate?

[Emma] Ahh!

Oh don't put that in your mouth!
We have sandwiches.

[Emma] When did you make these,

you took like five minutes to get ready.

When you have a system,

it only takes two minutes to pack.

That leaves two more
minutes for sandwiches.

What about the other minute.

What?

The last minute.
That's four minutes.

What did you do with the fifth minute?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Did you save a baby?

Set a fire.

Save a baby from a fire you set?

Open a food truck?

Solve a one thousand piece puzzle?

Okay, we'll never make it by
Tuesday trash pickup

if we dawdle, let's eat in the car.

[pop music plays]

♪ Waking up ♪

♪ The sun is breaking ♪

♪ And we got the sprints ♪

♪ Taking in all that we can ♪

♪ Oh I can’t think... ♪

[Barkley] Where we gonna sleep
tonight, guys?

[Rachel] Well really we should be
sleeping on shifts if you-waagh.

[Barkley]
Punch buggy blue!

[Rachel] Ow!

♪ And make moments with you ♪

♪ Just you ♪

♪ You’re mine you’re mine ♪

♪ You’re my you’re my ♪

♪ Sunshine ♪

[Emma (cowboy accent)]
Put her there.

Both: One!

Both: Two!

Both: Three!

[Barkley]
Go! Pshew pshew!

[Emma]
Pshkow pshkow!

[laughter]

♪ Green lights, street lights,
time to go ♪

♪ With a smile on my face
we did it, who I don't know ♪

♪ Oh you got me lit
up inside, just like a firefly ♪

♪ Just like a firefly ♪

[light snoring]
♪ Just you, you’re mine ♪

♪ You're mine,
you're my sunshine! ♪

[big rig honking]
♪ You’re mine, you’re mine ♪

♪ You’re my sunshine ♪
[Rachel] Let's play a game!

Where do you guys see yourself
in five years?

[Emma] Duh. Running Sony's sound
department.

[Rachel]
Barkley?

[Barkley]
Oh god.

[Emma] Duh, she'll be an
engineer.

Hey, what kind of stuff have you
built before?

[Barkley] Uh, couple of tables,

a dresser, parts of a plane?

[Rachel] What?

[Emma] That is awesome.
I could definitely

not build this boat without you.
[phone ringing]

[Barkley] Guys, I need chocolate.

[Rachel] A plane?

[pop music continues]

[laughter]

[pop music stops]

[sigh]

[Emma] Thank you.

[up tempo music plays]

♪ Step by step ♪

[Rachel] You sure you
don't want any help?

[Emma] No, I got it.

♪ All the way to your house ♪

♪ Paper cup ♪

♪ Seven-Up ♪

♪ It’s between us ♪

[birds chirping]

♪ Tell me to meet you ♪

♪ Half way ♪

[Barkley] Come on!

Let's go down to the dock!

[Rachel] We should go to sleep.
♪ Yeah I’ll meet you ♪

[Barkley] No!

♪ Down by the bay ♪

♪ O - o - o ♪

♪ O - o - o ♪

♪ Sink or swim ♪

♪ A lot to breathe in ♪

♪ But I don’t have a bathing
suit ♪

[Emma] Come on! Fight!
And you may die!

Run! And you'll
live at least a while!

[Barkley] They may take our
lives,

but they'll never take our freedom!

Alba the Brave!
♪ But I know ♪

♪ You lie ♪

What?

♪ When you said you ♪

Scotland forever!

♪ Close your eyes ♪

[Emma] Hey, come on.

If I am naked, you have to be naked.

[Rachel] I stripped!
I'm in my underwear!

Rachel, I've seen you naked
before. If you do not strip,

I will do it for you.

♪ I’ll meet you ♪

All right all right, all right all right!

♪ Down by the bay ♪

[up beat music stops]

[Dusty] Young ladies.

Got a call about three

scantily clad trespassers
on the Turner property.

You guys wouldn't know anything
about that, would you?

Oh and uh, where'd the third girl go?

Female aggressor number
three is attempting

to evade an office of the law
via underwater submersion,

permission to use force?

No! Please! We're leaving!

Ma'am, I'm afraid I'm going to
have to bring you in for

attacking an officer with deadly force.

Me? No, I-I didn't!

Would you please retrieve your
projectile?

My projectile?

I'm just kidding.

You ladies have a nice day.

Oh, and ladies?

Let’s keep it PG next time?

What the hell, Emma!

Relax.

Dusty's cool,
he's like the local town legend.

Don't worry about it.

I just thought it was funny, sorry.

[Barkley] Can you add toothpaste
to the list?

Pack of underwear too, and jeans?

[Emma] There's actually a box of
clothing in the hall closet that

visitors have left behind,

you can have anything you want
from there.

Hope she likes granny panties.

Rachel.

Ow, stop it.

That is not gonna fit.

[Emma] Um, that would be
okay with a belt.

One that covers the whole thing.

I think a man wore that.

[Emma] That was brought here
by a traveling clown.

Maybe you should just borrow from us.

No, I think this'll work.

[sad piano plays]

[phone ringing]

[voice mail] You have 15 new
messages.

First message.

[Tata] Barkley! We talked to
Dean McHale.

You can graduate next
semester. Problem solved.

[voice mail]
Next message.

[Tata] This is unacceptable.
Now it's over.

You come back here, you are a disgrace!

And if you don't come back,

You are no longer my daughter.
You'll come back, yes!

From wherever you are having sex with!

[sad piano ends]

[birds chirping]

[birds chirping]

[indie country music plays]

♪ I wish you would not
keep calling on me ♪

♪ Worries let yourself out ♪

♪ Leave me be.
Just stay away ♪

♪ Don't want you
raining on me ♪

♪ Grass is growing,
breeze is blowing ♪

♪ Sun is shining on me ♪

♪ Song birds been
singing in my ear ♪

♪ Whole world is a
melody so sweet and clear ♪

♪ I'm in a good place,
so happy to be here ♪

♪ Grass keep on growing,
breeze keep on blowing ♪

♪ Sun keep on shining on me ♪

[indie country music ends]

Good morning!

[Emma] Hi.

Got some sandwich stuff.

Is that mustard?

Yeah!

Awesome.

Wait, that's for Tuesday!

No. Ha, hey Barkley, catch.

Sorry.

Whaddya got there?

It's a tent I found by the
garage, can I use it?

Do you not like your bedroom?

No, it's great, it's just,
I've never had my own place.

You guys cool if I put this out back?

Sure.

Awesome, I'll have you over when
it's up! It'll be BYO chairs.

Understood.

Where'd you get that?
It's really cute.

This is from the box.

That was not in the box.

Yeah it was, I used your
sewing machine and I fixed it.

Wow. I can't wait for you to do
that to my boat.

You guys ready?

I'm sorry for what
you guys are about to see.

[uptempo jazzy music plays]

[uptempo jazzy music ends]

[Rachel] It's not that bad.

Your mom made it sound a lot worse.

Are you sure you wanna do this and

not maybe set a different goal
for summer?

We could learn to fish.

[Emma] No, it's gotta be the
boat.

So what do we do first, Barkley?

Well, where are the plans?

If it's not in the hold,
someone threw it out.

So what now?

I don't wanna take this moment
away from Emma, I mean,

it's her boat.

How did you start this the first time?

Well, the first time I put

these on that,

that didn't work.

The second time,

I screwed this onto those,

that was a disaster.

Times three through five were
going pretty well,

but then I left for college,
and now I have you.

Okay, I'm gonna need, uh,

a thing that screws the screws in?

A screwdriver?

Oh, you wouldn't use a
screwdriver for boat building,

Rach, you would use a drill.

I'll get one.

[phone ringing]

[Rachel] So this last week,

my lesson plan was about weather.

So I asked one of my kids to go
to the window to tell me what

the weather was like outside.

He didn't move an inch.

He just said, I checked my
iPhone this morning.

It's sunny.

So, Foley, that's like, smashing
vegetables, right?

No, everybody thinks this.

Name a sound from a movie.

Bones crunching.

Yes, that is, just, that's
smashing celery.

Star Wars laser blasts.

Yes, they hit one of those really thick

antenna tower guy wires with a hammer.

[Rachel] How about light sabers?

[Emma] Uh, they blended sounds
from a TV set

and an old 35 millimeter projector.

[Barkley] How'd they even think of that?

[Emma] Right?

Hey!

[Barkley] Hey there buddy,

where'd you come from?

[Rachel] I'm gonna call this
number.

Don't worry buddy, we'll find your owner.

[drill grinding]

[Barkley] No let's do this one.

[Emma] I think it goes in the middle.

[Barkley] Well try it this way and then--

[drill grinding]

[Rachel] Afternoon officer.

I thought you promised to get out of town.

Well, Emma said we could stay.

Because it's her parents' house.

Well of course you can stay, I can't kick you out.

However, I do need to retrieve the dog

that you kidnapped from your neighbor.

[Emma] Woah woah woah,

he wandered in.

We must have called the number on his collar at least 10 times.

That sounds about right.

Ladies, could you just excuse me for a second please?

It's a weird little town.

[Rachel] You cleaning up already?

[Barkley] Yeah--

Roy!

[Roy] I don't see my dog.

Roy, I need you to come get him.

[Roy] You get him, that's your job isn't it?

You know I think Eddy might be happier over there.

[Roy] You ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome?

[Roy] Fucking things all over the fucking place.

[Emma] Massive silver!

[Barkley] By my gesture, stun!

[Emma] Maim arm!

[Roy] Shackled up in here, you terrorists or somethin'?

[Barkley] I'm sorry, who are you?

[Roy] Aw, you, you alright boy,

they hurt you?

[Emma] Sir, we did not harm your dog.

[Roy] Let's go, alright let's go.

[Dusty] Roy. I think you should meet the ladies.

Ladies, this is your next door neighbor, Roy.

Roy, these are the ladies.

Which one of you's in charge?

[Emma] I guess me? My parents live here.

Yeah, well they said that you were the artistic type.

You're nothing like them, they're quiet,

and they respect property lines,

whose is that tent over on the other side of the house?

[Barkley] It's mine, is there a problem?

[Roy] Well three quarters of it happens to be on my property.

See there's a tree there that marks the line.

Okay, I will move it to the other side of the tree,

it's not a big deal.

Keep it down when you're doin' your arts and crafts.

[Roy] Come on, Eddie, come on.

It's a boat, actually.

And what kind of boat are you girls making, a Barbie boat?

Huh, ha, you don't build Barbie boats, they come preassembled.

[Roy] Card table for a strong back.

Are these drywall screws?

Shoddy craftsmanship.

You do know you need to bevel these chines.

Hand me a plane.

We don't have a plane.

You don't have a plane?

[thud]

Well.

I'm sure it'll be very pretty.

Have fun.

Come on Eddie, come on, come on.

And that's Roy!

Look, ladies, I got a couple of tools

I can bring by in a few days if you guys want 'em.

We would love them.

Great! Keep it up, it's looking good.

[upbeat piano music starts]

[Barkley] Shit.

[Rachel] Your grandma saw you having sex in a car?

[Barkley] Yeah - my dad had to turn off the alarm.

[Rachel] Well, that's horrible. I'd run away too.

Not that I'd ever have random car sex.

[Barkley] Don't knock it till you've tried it,

I mean the sex was great until the humiliating part.

[Rachel] Humiliating sex.

Your bread and butter.

What's that?

I am making my living thanks to the glorious

humping, thumping, squirting, sliding of the porn industry.

[Rachel] But she's really good at it.

Oh yes! Children, children!

Close thine eyes.

Follow me into the mystical, magical realm of sex!

Tell me, what - do you hear?

She - has invited him up to her apartment.

We hear the click of her heels,

[tap tap tap]

followed by his eager gait. [bam bam bam]

[jingle jingle]

He unlocks the door,

opening it, and tossing her over his shoulder before

throwing her onto the bed! [slam]

It's a very hard bed!

She rips open his pants

[tearing]

taking his pulsing member in her mouth, and

lubricating him thoroughly.

[slurp slurp slurp]

When he can no longer stand it,

he begins to thrust into her
cavernous hallway

[fap fap fap]

and begins making love to her -
as the headboard

[bam bam bam]

slams against the wall!
She bangs her firm,

[slap slap slap]
round buttocks

back against his hipbones.

She moans,

uh, uh, uh, UH, UH!

Nearby-

[horn]

A yacht race starts!

Unfazed!

He nears his climax, [fap fap fap]

pulling out, and

flipping her over, [ruffle]

and releasing his load

into the valley between her mountainous

[squirt squirt squirt]
breasts!

Uh. Ahhh.

[can opening]

Well that was the best sex I've ever had.

[light guitar plays]

[Rachel] Where's Emma?

[Barkley] On the phone.
Her mom knows we're here.

[Rachel] Ouch.

And we're not even making any progress.

-Boatbuilding always seems slow at first.

[Rachel] Uh huh.

Are you done cutting that board?

Yeah.

[Emma] Lemme help ya.

Rach,

a rectangular piece is not gonna work.

This part needs to be curved.
Did you see this?

I know that you're just trying to help,

but please let Barkley do the hard stuff.

Well, um-

Ah, my mistake. I'll make it up
to you and have

Barkley show me how to fix it,
if you go pick up food.

Fine.

You've no idea how to build a
boat, do you?

No.

So what's your deal?

I don't work in lumber.

And I'm a geotechnical engineer.

So you don't build things.

I basically study soil and rocks.

I'm probably the last person

that should be working on a boat.

Why did you tell Emma you could help?

[sad guitar plays]

I had to get out.

Everything was falling apart, and -

I dropped out of school, and my
parents forced me down a path

I didn't want, and I'm sorry, you know?

The lie got out of hand.

But, I see how important this is to Emma.

I will do what I can to help you.

We will figure it out.

And for Emma's sake,

we don't have to tell her.

[sad guitar ends]

[Dusty] Ladies. Brought you some
boat
building supplies.

Plane.

[Rachel] Thanks Dusty.

No worries.

Well, if you need anything else,

just lemme know.
Have a nice day.

As long as you're here, we could
really use an extra hand.

You sure?

[Rachel] Please stay.

We really need to figure out

how to make a piece that fits here,

before Emma gets back.

Okay. I see what you're trying
to do here.

[hopeful guitar plays]

You just gotta trace it.

Got a pencil?

Thank you.

There!

[Dusty] Nobody in this town

has let me pay for a dinner out
in over 13 years.

Which you would think is incredible.

But it just makes me feel uncomfortable.

I didn't earn it.

And I won't go to any of those

little restaurants that I love,

because I know they're
struggling in this economy.

Makes me feel like
I'm stealing food from them.

[hopeful guitar ends]

[Rachel] What exactly are you
famous for, anyway?

[Emma] He ran in the Olympics.

Really?

[Dusty] Incorrect, I almost ran
in the Olympics.

But I tore my Achilles
tendon right before prelims.

Is that you in the mural?

What mural?

Oh god,,

can we talk about anything else?

Rach, why'd you get into teaching kids.

Well, my mom died when
I was pretty young,

and my dad had a hard time
taking care of me
and my brother,

so I kinda stepped into that role.

I was always really good at
taking care of other people.

She was always really good with
the younger kids at camp.

All the homesick ones would seek her out.

I love my class.

At the end of the day I'm exhausted,

but I end up talking about my kids,

and planning through my whole weekend.

[Emma] So. Deputy Dusty.

What is the most exciting crime
you've ever seen

walking the Chesapeake City beat?

Well, there was this one time--

no what, no,

never mind, it's, it's stupid.

No, come on.

Okay. This one time,

I was driving down Main Street.

And there were these two guys.

Meth heads.

No.

Thugs.

Were they big?

Average build. For sixteen year
olds.

So anyway, I see these guys,

and they're running down
the side of the road.

And I knew they were up to something.

So I tailed them with the lights off,

until I found out what those
thieves were after.

Money?

Jewels?

Worms.

Those little assholes
were stealing worms from the

live bait machine.

Not on my watch.
So I shot 'em.

Kidding! I am kidding, I did not
shoot them.

So anyway, they saw my car,

and they took off
across the graveyard with like,

five containers of worms.

So I gave chase on foot.

And most importantly,
I out ran 'em. I beat 'em.

Yup, I still got it.

I retrieved the shit out of those worms.

[Barkley] So what happened
to the kids?

Oh nothing, I just gave 'em a warning.

Hey so have you guys
tried any Maryland crab yet?

[Rachel] Nope.

Emma! You haven't
taken' em to Woody's?

We've been busy.

What's Woodys?

It's a crab shack, and it's amazing.

You guys have got to try
the Maryland blue crab.

In fact, there is no point

in you two coming to Maryland unless

you go to Woody's with me on Wednesday.

I thought you couldn't go out to eat.

They can afford me.

[easy guitar music plays]

[easy guitar music ends]

[country music plays]

[banging and drilling]

[Roy] Eddie. Eddie, come on.

[Emma] This is supposed to bend.

It's too thick.

That's what she said.

[Roy] Eddie, come on. Eddie.

[country music ends]

Eddie. Eddie, here we go.

Eddie. No no no no,

stay off their property!
I'm sorry, I'm--

[Emma] Hey Roy
[Roy] I'm sorry.

He's fine, we're good friends now.

What's this here on your nose?

[Roy] Oh, heh, he just likes to

play a little hard with his best friend,

the rock.

I'd play a little too hard with
Dwayne Johnson.

Dwayne Johnson, is that Earl
Johnson's boy from down the way?

Ha! Sorry, uh, forget about it.

You were talking about a rock?

Oh, you should see the rock.

[barking loudly]

He enjoys this?

Seems to. Can't wait to come
down here every day.

Sooo, how's the boat building going?

Getting ready to quit yet?

No, we're chugging along, I mean,

as slowly as a couple of
seventy-year-olds at the mall,

but--no offense, I'm sure you're
a very speedy shopper.

Boat building ain't a race.

I just really want to make sure
we get done by July,

in time to clear out for the renters.

When I was trawling for oysters,

I seen a guy do a rush job
coiling some rope.

Lost a leg.

When I get to rope coiling,
I'll remember that.

Eh. It's a bad idea, a bunch of
kids building a boat.

One, we're not kids.

Two, if you have any advice to offer,

you are more than
welcome to come help out.

Ahh. I'd have to go home,
get my tools.

We have everything already.

I bet you don't have the makings
of a Tom Collins.

Gin, lemon juice, sugar, club soda?

Follow me, sir.

Eddie!

[sweet music plays]

When I came in here, I saw a
plane like that,

I don't wanna see a plane like that.

You'll dull the blade, alright,
you find the blade here,

you adjust the blade
by turning this thing--

get the blade to the length you
want, and you can--

Rachel you're gonna hold on
to that one there, we're gonna

bend this gunnel in--nope, you
gotta hold it Rachel.

Okay, so there's one for you,
and there's one for you,

and there's one for you down there.

Bend it round, hold on tight.

And one for you. There you go.

And that's how we bend our
gunnel into place.

[sweet music ends]

[voice mail] Next message.

[Babcia] Barkley,

I am not supposed to call you anymore.

We did everything for you.

You are shaming us.

[phone ringing]

[Rachel] We're all changing in
our cabin, right?

For dinner.

And then this one camper in our cabin--

[Emma] Alex.

--Oh yeah, Alex! Alex
swings the door open

on the way back from the bathroom--

[Emma] But we were all sitting
there topless

like right across from the dining hall.

[Rachel] It was the boys dining--

This isn't gonna float, guys.

So everybody is freaking out,
and screaming,

which only makes all the boys look across

and see us all top-naked.

We gotta start over.

And the more the girls scream,
the more the boys look,

so like if anyone was missing it before,

they're all catching it now.

We should scrap it--

And then Emma goes,

[Rachel/Emma] Look!
They get dinner and a show!

[Barkley] Shut up for a second!

You can't build a boat

on a shitty foundation.

Well we can make it work, right Barkley?

Look, we can get new materials
and make something amazing

with what we already know.

No. I don't wanna
start a new project,

this is the boat I came here to build.

This boat? Bullshit!

I think you might be overreacting.

Yeah. Relax, Barkley.

I can't relax, okay, seriously?

I can't go home in two weeks.

Remember at camp?

The Kelsey thing?

I'll go get some socks.

[birds chirping]

[Rachel] Hi, mister bubbles!

Why are you as blue as your buttons?

[Emma] Oh, camp is ending today,
I can't go home,

my parents are mad at me.

[Rachel] I'm sure your parents
miss you very much

and can't wait to have you home again.

[Emma] No! They said I made
questionable decisions!

[Rachel] All parents say that

when they catch their children having sex

with strange lumber workers in
the driveway!

[Emma] Hope I didn't get
splinters from handling wood!

At least one of us got laid this summer!

[Rachel] I bet you had a
fantastic time.

[timer beeping]

[Emma] Huh hu huh.

[Rachel] Hmhmh.

[cicadas buzzing]

Finally, one of you fettered the
wood properly.

Nice chine, Barbie.

You should call me Skipper, because

that's Barbie's sister, and a boat pun.

Well you don't know the first
thing about being a skipper.

Okay, I can see I hit a nerve.

Do you need a Tom Collins?

Nope! I need a break.

Hey you should all come meet my friends!

You have friends who are still alive?

I'm gonna kill that one.

No!

They used to crew on my oyster boat.

[Rachel] You worked on a boat?

I owned a boat.

Ah, it was a long time ago.

Why don't you do it anymore?

Nobody does it anymore.

Used to be you could pull in
oysters the size of your hand,

easy pickins.

Corporate assholes saw an opportunity,

put all the locals out of business,

then they over farmed the bay,
and they went down too.

[Emma] That's horrible.

That's life.

Got a job selling insurance. Eh.

At least I got to keep my house, my dogs.

What was the boat's name?

Her name was June.

Don't you ever miss it?

Come on, come and meet my friends.

[Barkley] I'm good.

[Rachel] You should go.

I would be honored.

[Bob] Nothin's biting, nothin at all.

[Dan] Not at all,

maybe we shoulda
poured some beer on the lure!

[vest lady] To the right, to the
right!

No, come on! To the right!

[Bob] Hey! Nice vest! Hope it floats!

Might be easier if you turn it
around and pull it in! Hahaha.

Watch and learn. Bob, Dan.

[Dan / Bob] Hey Roy!

How you doin? Pull up
a brewski.

[vest lady] Keep going.

[Roy] Hey lady, maybe my buddies
and me lay a bit of

track to help you get that boat
in the water.

Well?

Hey buddy, uh, all hands on deck!

[group roars in laughter]

[happy music plays]

[Roy] Your chair awaits. Beer me.

[Bob] This stuff tastes like piss.

[Dan] Oh it's good.

[Rachel] What kind of bird is
that do you think?

[Barkley] Red tailed hawk.

[Emma] Osprey. Blue heron.

[Barkley] Probably wrong.

[Emma] Maryland state.

[Barkley] You're from here?

[Emma] Yea I am from here.

[happy music continues]

[Emma] Holy shit you guys,

this is the
prettiest place I've ever heard.

[happy music continues]

[happy music ends]

[Barkley] It's so beautiful here.

[Emma] Are you guys hearing this?

[waves rippling]

[engine roaring]

[water lapping]

Mmm, someone's getting fancy for
our crab excursion tomorrow.

I thought we all agreed
not to be the hot one.

You are more than welcome to use
some of the mask, but there is

nothing I can do about being the hot one.

Is there someone in
town we are trying to impress?

Or someone in a uniform!

[fap fap fap]

Are you going back out to the garage?

No, I think I really
wanna get some sleep.

Okay.

[happy music plays]

Wear this.

[happy music continues]

Rach!

[Rachel] I'm coming!

[Barkley] You sure you don't wanna come?

Eh, I wanna keep working.
I'm on a roll.

[Dusty] You ready?

[Barkley] Yeah.

[Dusty] Let's go.

[phone ringing]

[Emma's mom's voice] Hi. You've
reached Art and Marleen Turner.

Please leave a message
after the beep. Thanks!

[beeeep]

[Marie Thomas] Hi Marleen, it's Marie Thomas,

from the vacation rental?

And I just wanted to let you
know that we're taking

you up on your offer to come in early.

We'll be there the day after
tomorrow, thank you so much.

[Barkley] Wow, so that's the
famous mural. Nice.

If there were any way not to
drive past it every day,

I would do it.

[Dusty] Voila! Woody's.

After you.

[jangly, country music plays]

Thank you.

[Woody's waitress] Hi, my name is
Darcy,

I'll be your server today.

What can I get you?

Well, I know what I want.

I want the Dusty's Maryland
blue crab marathon.

If I finish all three courses

I get my picture on
Dusty's wall of fame, right?

-Yes ma'am, and all competitors
get to wear the

Dusty's Maryland blue crab marathon hat!

Excellent! One of
those, please!

So they got a great tiki bar in the back.

-They make a
really good Peach on the Beach.

Will you guys excuse me,
I'll be right back.

I'll give you a minute.

[jangly, country music ends]

[Emma] God damn it!

[Roy] Hey, hey. Hey, hey,
are you alright?

[Emma] I'm fine.

What's going on in here, World War Three?

No, I'm just here,

building a boat by myself

with 48 hours to go
until our cabin is commandeered

by some random renters.

[Roy] Don't stand around whining.

If I have to help ya to shut ya up,

I will. What do we need
here, a drill?

This isn't too bad.

[jangly, country music plays]

[Rachel] I have shot a gun
before! I bought a deal online.

That I'm gonna have to see.

How are you?

Surprisingly good.

[Woody's waitress] How's your family, Dusty?

Good, Ell-

[Barkley] Are you guys ready to go?

[Woody's waitress] I'm gonna
have to take that back.

[jangly, country music ends]

[birds chirping]

[Emma] Ow, Jesus.

Be careful, those are mine!

[Emma] If you spent a little
less time on these,

maybe we might have a boat by now.

All the time in the world
couldn't save this boat.

Uh, you know what?

Literally any person that I
picked out of the

lumber department would have
been more helpful than you.

The trash can lady would
have been more helpful than you.

What do you want me to do,
your boat is shitty,

you can't engineer your way out of it.

But you can engineer your way
into my passenger seat,

miss I have a discount!

You know, when my kids get
really upset with each other,

I tell them to close their eyes,
and tense all the muscles

in their bodies and then release slowly

from their toes up to the
tippy tops of their heads.

But I guess since you are both adults,

I will go pretend to pee

and you can work out your own issues.

[Emma] Are you freakin'
serious right now?

It's not working.

[Emma] Pick it up. Pick up the plane.

[Emma and Barkley arguing]

[sad piano plays]

[engine roaring]

[Dusty] Hey female aggressor
number three.

I brought some food,

have you eaten yet?

No.

Great, well, lemme just park

and then I'll take a look at what

you guys have got done in there.

I would not go in there if I were you.

We got word yesterday
we have to vacate tomorrow,

and tempers are running kind of hot.

Well I'm sure it's not that bad.

Take my advice.

Don't go towards the light.

Won't they have heard my truck though?

What if they come exploring?

It would be wise for you to beat
a hasty retreat.

Leave me behind.

I'm too far gone.

No! Hop in!
They'll never take us alive.

[arguing in distance]

[happy music plays]

Drive.

[happy music ends]

[birds chirping]

[Dusty/Rachel] Bink!

You're something special, Rach.

No. I'm pretty normal.
Boring.

I don't even do anything with my life.

What are you talking about,
you're awesome.

You obviously love your kids,
you're very creative.

I'm not creative.
Emma's creative.

There's never a moment
where Emma sits down

and has nothing to do.

She's always recording sounds or

doing Foley for free or
promoting herself.

Yeah, but she complains about
that stuff incessantly.

But she's willing to do it,
because her entire universe

revolves around sound.

My entire universe gets paused,

from 3 PM on Friday through
7 AM on Monday.

Yeah, but look at you this summer.

This seems like a total
departure
from the norm for you.

And Emma made it a point of

involving her best friend in that.

Fun fact, Emma asked a random
stranger in a lumber department

to drive across the country with
her and build a boat.

You wanna know what she asked me to do?

She asked me

to water her plants.

I'm great at watering plants.

Yeah, but Rach, you gotta be--

And now she has Barkley
to swap war stories with.

And when they achieve success,

which they will, they're
not gonna respect me.

I was never in the trenches.

I read about the trenches.

Why, I sent sandwiches into the
trenches, but I went straight

from school to a good job and
never got to bond with Emma

about all the things twenty-somethings

are supposed to bond about.

I threw my Olympic trial.

What?

My Achilles had been really tender.

And the trainers told me
to take it easy until prelims.

But I did the complete opposite.

Until I tore it.

Why? I thought running
was your thing.

Running in this town,
I was always the best.

And everybody loved me for it.

So much so, in fact,

that they all chipped in
and sponsored me.

But when I got to Sydney,

I just panicked.

I didn't want anyone to know
that I tried and failed.

So I limped home a tragic hero.

And now every time I drive by that mural,

I see the biggest coward I know.

You're not a coward.

You're an officer of the law.

You wouldn't let female
aggressor number three litter,

would you?

You wouldn't let female
aggressor number three

deface police property, would you?

[Dusty] Hey, cut that out.

Oh, officer, I just got off the
phone with the weather man.

He warned me about a big wave
hitting this town.

A crime wave.

And it's already here.

Woah.

Officer, are you gonna retrieve
that projectile?

No,

I'm gonna take out the source.

Then you better whip out the big guns,

'cuz this fiend is nefarious.

[Roy] Ya need to buy more wood

and scarf new planks on both sides,

there's no way you're gonna
finish this in time.

Why don't you leave it in my
garage, and I'll finish it.

Okay. Thanks Roy, but
we had one goal for this trip,

and if I accomplish
nothing else in my lifetime,

I am gonna finish this boat by tomorrow.

That's unrealistic, you won't
get it done in time.

You don't know what you're doing.

It's idiotic to just

announce that you're gonna
build a boat one day

with no plans.

What a surprise, Roy thinks I
should quit something.

What's that supposed to mean?

It's obviously important to her,
so can we just get back to work?

Or, or fight outside, so I don't
have to listen to this.

[lip smacking]

No, Rachel, I can't.

Rachel, I am so sorry.

I like the guy you saw in me.

But I don't want to be a coward anymore.

Come on, let me take you home.

Rachel.

Please. Let me take you home.

[dramatic piano plays]

[Emma] I am not going to quit this.

I am gonna make this work,
come hell or high water.

Well any water at all, and this
thing's gonna fall apart.

Why don't you just give up.

All I am trying to do is not be you.

What are you talking
about, this stupid boat?

What are you talkin' about?

No. Come on. I know you know
what it feels like to have one

thing in the world that you care about,

that can make you happy,
and I don't understand

how you could just let it go.

I learned to be happy doin'
something else.

Like what, Roy. What is making
you happy, your house?

Yes, my house. My dog.

How could you just stop trying?

When the oysters disappeared,

you shoulda kept sailing.

What exactly was I supposed to do?

You were supposed to figure it out.

I don't know if I'm ever
not gonna be broke.

And I don't know if anyone in my life is

ever going to think that I am
not a total loser.

But I am trying, and you
should have tried.

Rockfish, crab--

Those options would
have been just as risky!

I couldn't go through that again!

You gotta know when
to cash in your chips, Emma.

You gotta learn to be
happy doin' a real job.

Sound design is a real job!

Well the next time I need a
professional sound designer,

I'll make sure to tip my hat!

[Emma] Rachel, where have you--

[dramatic piano ends]

[water lapping]

[Rachel] Are you still gonna
love me when I'm sixty four?

You're my best friend,
Rachel. Of course I will.

You don't just like me 'cuz I
look good watering plants?

No.

I like you because you're the smartest,

most generous, thoughtful person I know.

And I am sorry to inform you,

but your assistance with my
plants will no longer be

required as I am sure they have
met their untimely demise

by now.

I'll get you some water.

Hey.

I like that you need me too, sometimes.

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

Fuck!

[thumping in distance]

[suspenseful piano plays]

This is making us miserable!

We didn't accomplish anything!

We're no better off than when we started!

You! The way your parents
see you has nothing

to do with the one time you
couldn't finish a boat.

Move on!

The only reason we're losers is 'cause

we think that building a
boat would make us not losers!

[suspenseful piano continues]

I have to figure out my own goddamn life

before I can solve your problems.

[suspenseful piano ends]

[high pitched ringing]

[sad piano plays]

Hey, uh, Mr. Montana, how are
you? It's Emma Turner. Um,

I am really sorry about the
Alabama Hot Pocket section.

[indistinct speech]

[Emma] There's no more
work for you here!

No, please, porn Foley is
all that we have!

What's that, a time machine,
let's see what our

future looks like!
[slurping rewind sound]

Look.
What a decrepit hovel!

And what's with all these cans
of cat food all over the floor?

Oh, shh, shh,

look--it's old Emma!

She still has her figure but
she has lost her hair.

But why isn't she at work?

Oh, because she never

found work in this town again,

because this is what her future

looks like without sound design.

[sad piano continues]

[rain drizzling]

[sad piano ends]

[steady raining]

[optimistic piano plays]

[optimistic piano continues]

[optimistic piano continues]

[optimistic piano ends]

Barkley obliterated the boat.

She's been having a rough time.

Seems like it.

Lemme fill you in on a few things.

Stealin' my stuff, Barkley?

No, I'm just putting it away.

I already ordered a shuttle

to the Baltimore airport, but they said

it would take five hours to get here.

In five hours, I'm gone.

You don't have to leave.
You were right.

Not subtle, but right.

I don't know what to do with my life.

We'll figure it out.

For right now,

Rachel has requested our
presence outside.

[birds chirping]

When did you get this?

Before we left LA. It took me
two minutes to pack,

two minutes to make sandwiches,

and one minute to Google

easiest, fastest boat kit,
and order this one.

May I present,

the fifth minute!

[upbeat alternative music plays]

[Emma] I love it.

[Rachel] Hand me the plans!

[Emma] Yup.

[upbeat alternative music continues]

[mixed with drill and work sounds]

[upbeat alternative music continues]

[upbeat alternative music ends]

Roy!

[Emma] He is ignoring me.

No boat viewing for him.

[Rachel] We need a name for it.

I know what it should be.

Let's get paint.

Oh yeah.

Hardware stores. My favorite.

Hey. When you're done with Lumber Steve,

I know a couple single guys in the Home Depot

lumber department,

so, don't think that well's run dry.

You're welcome.

Bitch.

Slut.

Speaking of, you want us to kneecap any police officers?

We could cut his other Achilles.

I'm just glad he didn't arrest me

for all the crimes I committed.

Excuse me?

There was a one-woman crime wave!

I'm sorry I murdered your boat.

It was dead before we got here.

[sweet acoustic guitar plays]

♪ Could fight you for it ♪

♪ Gonna make you proud ♪

♪ I'll be the one who stands the ground ♪

♪ Gonna find my own way back into town ♪

♪ I'll be the type you want around ♪

♪ I promise ♪

♪ 'Cause God only knows ♪

♪ We do what we need ♪

♪ It’s all we can talk about ♪

♪ I don’t want to grow ♪

♪ Want to try emphasize ♪

♪ Do it with me ♪

♪ Do it with me ♪

[radio dispatch] We got another 390 at the boat ramp.

Officer responding.

[sweet acoustic guitar ends]

Hey, city boy, you gonna able to make it back there

without your GPS? [laughing]

Hey, city boy,

what the hell you think you're doing?

The only knot you'll ever tie is in a cravat!

Hey! City boy!

Ho! Ho! Yeah! Hey, I like your beard,

looks like a cat died on your face!

What're you lookin' at?

[Dusty] Roy, put the cans down.

I'm sorry sir, I got him, I got him.

Come on, Roy, lemme take you home.

I don't wanna go home.

Roy, we been getting calls about you left and right.

If you don't want wanna go home,

I've only got one other place I'm authorized to take you.

Come on. Get in the car.

Goodbye, jackass!

[Dusty] I'm sorry, sir. Have a good one.

[Roy] Bye.

[Dusty] Alright, c'mon.

[Dusty] You feelin' any better?

[Roy] Where you going, I don't wanna go there.

[Dusty] Well, this ain't no taxi.

I don't wanna see them, they don't wanna see me.

Well we'll see about that.

[Roy] Jesus Christ.

How long's it been since I had to pick you up.

I don't know.

Two weeks.

They're good for you, Roy.

[up tempo music plays]

♪ My heart is in my teacher ♪

♪ I've learned quite a lot ♪

♪ Listened while I could and tried not to get caught ♪

We finished her but, can she still live in your garage?

♪ I filled it with words and I penned them again ♪

♪ Do yourself a favor and find a wave ♪

♪ to get away ♪

Woohoo! Haha!

♪ When the summer sun comes yo might shape up ♪

♪ Go back to being yourself and to the one you love ♪

♪ When the summertime comes it might just stay ♪

♪ I got to find away to get away ♪

♪ My heart has been my teacher and I’ve learned quite a lot ♪

♪ Listened while I could and tried not to get caught in the ♪

♪ Bum badum badum badum badum ♪

[up tempo music ends]

[upbeat whistle music plays]

♪ Remember when we sat in your car ♪

♪ And you told me all about the stars ♪

♪ And how we’d make it up there one day ♪

♪ I would hum and whistle through ♪

♪ And you would try to get the tune ♪

♪ But you never really heard it anyway ♪

♪ You told me ‘bout the only one ♪

♪ Who’d every really showed you something ♪

♪ You had truly never seen before ♪

♪ Up until that very moment ♪

♪ Nothing else had seemed important ♪

♪ Everyone had disappointment so ♪

♪ I’ve been holding you up so you’ll know ♪

♪ Just as the waves aren’t tided to the shore ♪

♪ I’ve been holding you up
so you’ll know ♪

♪ Just as the waves aren’t tided
to the shore ♪

♪ Remember when we’d walk in time ♪

♪ Your hand once gentle closed
round mine ♪

♪ And everything around us seemed
to slow ♪

♪ I turned round and caught you
smiling ♪

♪ To yourself your very own
island ♪

♪ That some day I would like to
go ♪

♪ I’ve been holding up so you’ll
know ♪

♪ Just the waves aren’t tided to
the shore ♪

♪ I’ve been holding up so you’ll
know ♪

♪ Just the waves aren’t tided to
the shore ♪

♪ I’ve been holding up so you’ll
know ♪

♪ Just the waves aren’t tided to
the shore ♪

♪ I’ve been holding up so you’ll
know ♪

♪ Just the waves aren’t tided to
the shore ♪

[upbeat whistle music ends]