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I'm probably just going to shoot us
down.
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Yeah, can you creep up on him?
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Oh, cool. My window opens by itself.
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Let's see if I can get this right.
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Excuse me.
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Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
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Please?
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I don't know. I'm just driving around
trying to capture footage.
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I'm hoping something cool will happen,
you know?
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Like all those movies on the internet,
like the funny fail videos and all that
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stuff.
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You're friendly. Nobody else will talk
to us.
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Oh, yeah, but I'm not from around here.
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What, you just assume people from around
here aren't friendly?
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That's cool.
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I haven't met anybody yet.
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Okay. Well, you met me. My name is
Marco.
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Sorry, I'm left -handed.
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You're Mimi?
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Yeah. Oh, that's cool.
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Is that short for something?
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Just Mimi.
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Just Mimi?
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Yeah. How old are you?
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20. How old are you?
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You're not supposed to ask a guy how old
he is.
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No, you're not supposed to ask a woman.
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Yeah, I'm sorry. Cool. All right.
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What are you doing right now?
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On my way back to my hotel.
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Your hotel?
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Yeah. Oh, you said you're not from
around here. Is it far?
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Just a few blocks down.
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That's cool. Are you visiting friends or
family or something?
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Vacation. Vacation? By yourself?
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No,
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I have a few friends waiting on me.
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Oh, that's cool. Are they actually,
like, really literally waiting on you
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now? Are you trying to get away from
talking to me?
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I mean, they're not in the room.
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They're probably still in bed. I don't
know.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, where are you from?
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She's been lying.
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She's been lying.
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No, seriously.
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She don't trust us, I don't think.
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Oh, you're from California?
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Yeah.
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Well, I mean, we got to do it in the
van.
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Is that okay? No.
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Why?
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I mean, I don't know you. I'm not from
here.
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Isn't this how you get to know people?
This is very normal in Miami.
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They make a lot of movies here, you
know?
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Oh, yeah, that was... Really?
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Sorry,
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I should be talking to you right now,
Mimi.
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I don't know how to persuade you
otherwise.
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This is what I want. This is actually
why I approached you. Is that your real
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hair color? Yeah. Really? It's nice.
Thank you. It actually looks kind of
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artificial, like it's that nice.
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Like other women would buy that in a
bottle, you know?
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I like your eyebrows.
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Thank you. I like your eyes.
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Yeah.
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Are you from here? Yeah, yeah. We're
from here.
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That's cool.
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I mean, I'll give you... I don't mean to
kick a dead horse. Is that the right
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expression? I don't want to scare you.
See,
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I could just interview you right here,
but I don't have permission to shoot
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guy's property.
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That guy kept walking behind you. The
street is loud. It's windy.
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The sun is in your eyes.
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I mean, in here we have air
conditioning, I have a light, and I can
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environment. That's the only reason we
do it in the van. That's why we have a
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van, because it's big enough to do that.
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But it does creep people out.
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Yeah. I mean, you just had my question
about what?
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About everything. I just want to get to
know you. We're just trying to meet
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random people and document their
personalities. That's really it. It's
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completely harmless.
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I mean, how long is this going to take?
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Uh...
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It shouldn't take more than a half an
hour, and I'll actually pay you $60 for
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half an hour.
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That's like $120 an hour, you know?
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I don't know what you do for a living.
That will be one of the questions in the
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interview, actually.
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But, I mean, that's a lot of money.
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But it's up to you. I don't want to
scare you or frighten you.
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There's no tricks. Do you want to look
inside the van and see that we don't...
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There's no... Yeah,
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look at all the signatures on the roof.
Those are people that we've interviewed
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before.
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Can I put my name up here? Yeah.
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If you make it through the interview.
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Because I ask a lot of personal
questions, too. And that kind of gets on
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people's nerves.
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But I'm paying for the time. So, I mean,
it's only right. We're cool. We're cool
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people. How you doing, Tony?
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I mean, nice to meet you. Very pretty.
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Nice to meet you.
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So, do you want to try?
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Yes. Yes?
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Yeah. Well, you got to say yes or no.
Are you going to accept money for this?
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Yeah. Okay, so you consent?
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All right, cool. Yeah, jump in.
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Of course I'll help you.
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That's cool. You're listening up. I like
this.
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All right.
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So how much longer are you going to be
in Miami?
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Four days.
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Do you have any more plans?
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I mean, you can only go to the beach so
many times.
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Do you dance when you're at clubs?
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A lot of people don't. A lot of people
stand on the wall.
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You know what I mean?
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Some people just don't like to dance or
some people don't know how to dance.
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I just let the girls shake their butt on
me and I just stand there.
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Whenever I'm dancing, I always feel like
I'm not using my arms. So then I use my
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arms, and then it looks like I'm doing
the chicken dance.
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I feel stupid.
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I don't like clubs anyways. I feel like
when you're there, it's like you're
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obligated to have fun.
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I don't know. The music's loud. It's
crowded. People are judging each other.
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Noticing a pattern.
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She's a little wild girl, I think. She
looks so cute and innocent, but I think
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she's a little wild one.
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See, instead of a club, I'd rather go to
like a draft house or something like
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that where they got darts or board
games. There's some that even have
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You can play Django while you're
drinking with your friends. Like what?
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even have drinking Django where they put
like numbers on each piece.
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Tells you how much you gotta drink.
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I don't think I've ever played Django.
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You don't play board games?
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No? What about video games?
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Really?
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Really? So you're a first -person
shooter?
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Do you play online?
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Oh, God, that would be so hot.
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I have, but I've never heard a girl's
voice on there. Because everybody talks
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shit in their headsets.
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That's because you're dealing with...
No, you're dealing with basement
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neckbeards. I'm pretty good at playing.
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Yeah, basement -dwelling neckbeards,
like people in their mom's basement, you
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know, with a beard like mine, I guess.
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I haven't played... I have that game,
and I only played it for five minutes.
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that I don't like it, I just don't have
the time, and I have a girlfriend, so
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it's like...
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My time is divided.
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Now I'm starting to see what you were
talking about. I'm sick of it.
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It's the best way to live. I heard you
say you didn't have a boyfriend, you
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know, so.
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All right. Put it out there.
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He got game.
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He ratchet.
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He ratchet.
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It sounds Asian when I say it, though.
He ratchet.
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I don't know. Okay.
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Hey, can I ask you the personal
questions I was talking about?
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Okay.
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So you don't have a boyfriend, so how do
you gratify yourself?
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I mean, you're a human, so you have
sexual urges. What do you do about it?
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Really?
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You don't have any booty calls or
anything like that?
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Just like that.
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Yeah, I guess I... I told him I want a
relationship.
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You're actually the perfect girl.
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Right? Yeah, you're pretty. You got a
nice body. Your toes and nails are dead.
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You play video games. You drink.
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And you don't want a relationship.
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I'll be your ass buddy.
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If I have eight months left. It's like a
goddess, man.
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What, uh... So what are you going to do
with the money I'm going to pay you?
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Drink it?
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Put it in a blender?
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That's cool. All right, yeah.
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Actually, so have you been to a club yet
in Miami?
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That's cool.
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No, just the big thing here is bottle
service.
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Like, you just get a table at a club and
buy a bottle. But it's a few hundred
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dollars.
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At least, depending on where you are.
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Yeah, I was at a VIP bus, but... Do you
feel important?
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Very.
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Yeah. Some clubs are kind of stupid.
Like, their idea of VIP is they just put
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velvet rope in front of your table.
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And then everyone stares at you, like
you're in an aquarium or something.
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That's cool.
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So, um... What did you wear to the
beach? I mean, I know it was a swimsuit,
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are you a bikini person?
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Yeah. Really?
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Is that a bra you're wearing or a
bikini?
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A bra. Oh.
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That's cool.
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Just asking. I think it's like the same
thing. Yeah, it pretty much is. They
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look the same.
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Did anybody look at you funny?
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No?
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I put on my boxers before, so who cares,
you know?
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Yeah. Oh, jeez.
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If I pay you more money, would you mind
showing me your bikini?
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I don't have a bikini with me. Yeah, I
know, but you got the bra and panties,
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and you just said it's the same thing. I
mean, why not?
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No?
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Was it rude for me to ask?
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Ask? I'm not going to tear your clothes
off.
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Well,
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I'm curious.
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Well,
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I'm curious.
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I didn't hear what you said.
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Oh,
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really?
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You're a wild one.
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Well, I'm just wondering, so why won't
you do it?
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You get money.
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I'm just wondering, because I just
wanted to throw the
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opportunity out there, because, I mean,
for one thing, it'd be cool. I'd get to
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see your body. But, like, for another
thing, it is hot in here.
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I mean, I'm rationalizing here. But for
another thing, you said that on a dare
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you ran naked in the street.
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And I'm thinking that that might have
had something to do with alcohol, but do
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you really need alcohol to have a good
time and to be wild? Right. That's an
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excuse. Like, I was drunk, so I did it.
Oh, I was drunk.
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That's the perfect excuse. Well, yeah,
but you don't have to use that excuse.
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You can have fun without being drunk.
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You can do crazy stuff. You're like, I
did it, and I wasn't even drunk.
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The more you know.
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Hey, run outside naked tonight in front
of everyone.
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Tell everybody I did it. Exactly.
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That's fucking sober as shit.
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I've used that whenever I went to the
car before.
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What happened? I was sober.
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Oh, shit. Now I'm kind of stuck on this
now.
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I know.
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See, what are you stuck on?
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No, I'm stuck on this.
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Now I'm intrigued. I actually want to
see your body. You're really cool.
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You have to convince me.
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Yes, that's what I'm trying to do here.
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I have no game.
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I have no game. I'm so ratchet.
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Oh, so I'm on the game?
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I really don't have a game.
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No game is sometimes the game.
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You want to know how to get a girl out
of the club?
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This is my game.
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Oh, wow.
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I see a bunch of ones.
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You see two ones of five, and the rest
are all 20.
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I'm serious. I will pay you.
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I don't usually... I just go for it, and
then if I get turned down, then... I
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stop for a little bit, and then I'll try
again.
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No, I've seen him do it before.
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If the girl turns him down, he says, you
were ugly anyway.
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And then he walks away all ratchety.
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All right.
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How about I just start with my talks?
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Okay. Now we're talking.
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Yeah.
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No, it's not cool.
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We'll pass on that if you don't want to
take it all off. Hey, man, I'm just
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saying, if you're on vacation, you
should be going wild and having fun. I
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this is a perfect opportunity.
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I don't see why not. And I'm documenting
it. You can have a copy of this.
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See, there he goes, just going for it.
Yeah.
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So, do I... Yeah.
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You have a frat stomach.
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I mean, flat.
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I said it Asian style. It almost sounded
like frat.
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Do you have Asian in you?
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Uh, no.
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You need a speaker or what?
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It's just like a bathing suit.
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Yeah, it's exactly like a bathing suit.
Do you tan?
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Jeez.
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No kidding.
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Where are your tan lines?
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Do you have tan lines?
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Not really.
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Were you topless on the beach?
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No.
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I don't want to scare anybody.
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You must like all this attention.
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I mean, how often do you actually get to
bask in this much, like, attention?
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Everybody drooling over you. Never.
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I mean, I've never had random guys pick
me up in a van.
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Get over the van. Everybody gets stuck
on the van thing. It's a mobile office.
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I mean, look how much room we got back
here. We could do anything back here.
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Right. We could have sex back here.
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What? Well, you could. I'm saying it's
possible. Big enough to do it. I'm not
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saying you...
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Not true. Not true. I tried to do it in
a van. That shit was impossible.
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That shit was impossible.
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What?
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Really? Oh,
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yeah. I did it in the front seat of a
van.
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Fucking what is it called?
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I did it in a two -door truck.
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Like a two -seater truck.
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No.
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Maybe you should do it in a van.
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You can't do it in the Corolla, though.
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What?
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You need a challenge?
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How about if you do it in a van on one
leg?
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That's not easy.
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All right, bad joke. Whatever. Okay,
cool.
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All right.
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I said I was going to pay you $60, and I
am.
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And I said I'd pay you more if I could
see your bikini. And I see the top.
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Is that a bikini?
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00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:17,590
Well, you know what I'm saying. I'm
trying to avoid the word bra because I
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want you to get a bashful. That's all.
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I'm trying to manipulate you. I don't
know. I don't know.
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you come across as bashful but then like
um you're not you're like a wild child
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you know what i think about her i think
she's one of those girls that like you
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can't ask to do stuff you kind of just
gotta like do it yeah but you know
321
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the thin line between um assault and and
being friendly that's the mentality
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that's it well i always think that if a
girl does not say no then that means
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that she doesn't have a problem with it
i'm good at reading people and i think
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I see. It's just... Okay, what about
this?
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I'm reading your signals here, baby.
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00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:11,270
What if I offered you... Okay, I'm
giving you $60. I'll give you $40 so I
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see your bikini.
328
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:17,150
What would I have to pay you to see you
just naked?
329
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Is that going too far? Have I scared you
yet?
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Oh, you're thinking about the math.
331
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Doing this, I mean, okay, yeah,
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just check out your body.
333
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Get over the van thing, dude. You did it
in the Pontiac.
334
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Just because I'm on vacation.
335
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Yeah. $300.
336
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That's a good number, actually, because
that'll get you bottle service.
337
00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:47,540
But you gotta let me...
338
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I'm on the compromise.
339
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,540
No? You can always go out and drink
tonight, too.
340
00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:58,460
Oh, sweet. $300.
341
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:05,760
So the price of seeing you naked is $300
plus in exchange for your
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beautiful chest. You're going to want to
see his birth.
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00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:10,820
I'm blind.
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Oh, my God.
345
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Are those natural?
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Yes. They're humongous.
347
00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:22,550
No, I'm just kidding. No, I'm saying
they're so perky. Like, trying to get a
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side profile.
349
00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:27,730
Those are really nice, man. What
nationality are you?
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Caucasian what?
351
00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:33,310
Caucasian what?
352
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:35,190
No, seriously, because you got brown
nipples.
353
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I would say Irish.
354
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And something else.
355
00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:46,310
Irish and Chinese?
356
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,300
You think I'm European?
357
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,940
Oh, yeah, you look kind of Scandinavian.
358
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:57,660
You do look kind of Scandinavian, like
Czech or something like that. Like who?
359
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:58,980
Czech? Czech Republic?
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Czech Republic.
361
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:06,400
They actually have the most beautiful
women, in my opinion, in the world, as
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as white girls go.
363
00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:08,460
Really? Yeah.
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00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:11,780
Shut up and kiss me?
365
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,600
No, it's on your underwear.
366
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:22,500
I'm not taking your advice and taking
charge here.
367
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,400
Shut up and kiss me. That's not even
what I would say. My butt says it too.
368
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:28,639
Your butt does?
369
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,640
Can I see it?
370
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:33,980
You got a cute butt.
371
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,160
I'm just following directions.
372
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:49,470
Okay, um, Jesus, do you have a
dictionary?
373
00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:52,070
We need the definition of naked back
here.
374
00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:54,590
That was another bad joke, sir.
375
00:19:56,410 --> 00:19:59,630
You're so cute, man.
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00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:05,750
Ah, shit, and we gotta be underneath an
overpass when this happens.
377
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,790
Can you open your knees, please? Oh,
that was cool.
378
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:20,040
It's like spelunking. Whoa, you have a
perfect, what do you call it, a pussy or
379
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:20,839
a vagina?
380
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,200
Both. You call it both?
381
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:25,220
Okay, can I see it again? You have a
beautiful pussy vagina.
382
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,820
No, seriously, because it's an innie.
There's nothing hanging out.
383
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:33,160
Yeah, I think that's the girl. Some
girls, yeah, their pussies look like
384
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,280
throwing up or something, but yours is
really nice.
385
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,160
And there's just like a little bit of
hair.
386
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,060
Yeah. That is so nice.
387
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,480
Can I see your butt?
388
00:20:43,770 --> 00:20:45,930
I hate this overpass. It's my worst
enemy right now.
389
00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:49,690
If I bump into this overpass on the
street later, I'm going to punch it in
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face. You should definitely do that.
391
00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:53,870
Yeah.
392
00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:03,890
Did you bend over? Or is that going too
far?
393
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,950
Are you having fun? Or are you just
doing your job?
394
00:21:08,790 --> 00:21:10,930
I actually like being naked.
395
00:21:11,310 --> 00:21:12,390
You like being naked?
396
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,720
I like you being naked, too.
397
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,820
I'm trying to go everywhere naked, but
nobody will let me.
398
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,040
Hmm.
399
00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:27,500
No, no, no, no, no, no. You
misunderstood what I was trying to...
400
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,880
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
401
00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:30,460
No game.
402
00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:32,060
No game. No game.
403
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,280
Shit. Wait, me?
404
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:34,560
I have no game?
405
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,320
Mm -hmm.
406
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:39,540
Oh, I just do, like... You haven't
proven it to me yet. I just do, like,
407
00:21:39,540 --> 00:21:42,200
shit and then see what the reactions are
going to be, you know?
408
00:21:42,670 --> 00:21:45,430
Like, I just touched your ass. You
didn't say nothing. So, obviously, that
409
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:48,990
cool. So, sometimes I'll just do shit
like this.
410
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,830
And then see what happens.
411
00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:52,989
That's game.
412
00:21:52,990 --> 00:21:53,809
That's game?
413
00:21:53,810 --> 00:21:54,990
Pulling out your dick is game?
414
00:21:56,070 --> 00:21:57,069
It's game.
415
00:21:57,070 --> 00:21:58,870
It depends on what? Location?
416
00:21:59,510 --> 00:22:00,510
Timing?
417
00:22:00,630 --> 00:22:01,850
The size? Touch it.
418
00:22:02,390 --> 00:22:03,390
The size?
419
00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:04,770
That's the problem?
420
00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:06,950
I'll pull mine out. I don't care.
421
00:22:09,390 --> 00:22:10,390
See that shit?
422
00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:12,050
There's my game.
423
00:22:12,490 --> 00:22:13,490
Now what?
424
00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:17,770
Alright, no more jokes. I'm fucking
retarded.
425
00:22:18,110 --> 00:22:19,870
I'm like corny as Gallagher, man.
426
00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:29,590
Yeah, it's
427
00:22:29,590 --> 00:22:30,850
actual real size.
428
00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:33,710
Okay, so where is this leading?
429
00:22:33,910 --> 00:22:38,530
Are you... Because I'm just a spectator
here. I'm just watching.
430
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:46,960
I would be interested in seeing, like,
how long it would take you to get them
431
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:47,960
hard.
432
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000
That's a challenge.
433
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:54,940
Okay. Okay. So do you want more money?
Is that what it's about?
434
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:56,840
It's about money? Okay.
435
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,080
Yeah.
436
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,720
I'll give you, like, 200 more.
437
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,540
Okay. No, okay. Wait, that was stupid
because you're just going to get hard
438
00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:05,540
anyways because you're a perv.
439
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,720
I'll give you 200 more if you'll
actually fuck around with them.
440
00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:10,940
Yeah.
441
00:23:12,510 --> 00:23:13,510
Really?
442
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:19,570
Yeah, I mean, if you've got a
rationalizer, go for it. I'm just...
443
00:23:22,370 --> 00:23:25,710
But I am paying you for this.
444
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:30,730
So, that kind of makes me, I don't know,
a director, I guess.
445
00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:34,750
So, because it's always been my fantasy
to actually do something like this, like
446
00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:39,010
film an adult movie. I can't use this
footage, by the way. So, you don't have
447
00:23:39,010 --> 00:23:40,009
worry about that.
448
00:23:40,010 --> 00:23:44,390
You know, I don't know what the laws are
about stuff like this, but if you're
449
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:48,690
willing to do this, like, can I direct?
Can I give you... I won't tell any more
450
00:23:48,690 --> 00:23:49,690
jokes, I promise.
451
00:23:49,770 --> 00:23:53,050
Yeah, if you quit with the jokes, you
can direct all you want. All right,
452
00:23:53,070 --> 00:23:54,070
awesome. All right.
453
00:23:54,150 --> 00:23:55,830
Then stick that dick in your... I'm just
kidding.
454
00:23:57,210 --> 00:24:00,670
That was the last joke. That was the
last joke. I'm sorry.
455
00:24:01,350 --> 00:24:02,710
That was actually a good one.
456
00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:06,230
All right, okay. So then, yeah, we can
do this.
457
00:24:06,810 --> 00:24:07,810
Whatever.
458
00:24:08,410 --> 00:24:09,450
I can't believe this is happening.
459
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:50,800
Hey, Mimi.
460
00:26:50,980 --> 00:26:52,560
I want to check out your body.
461
00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:56,440
Can you bend over the seat back there?
462
00:26:58,300 --> 00:26:59,300
Yeah.
463
00:26:59,940 --> 00:27:00,940
Yeah.
464
00:27:01,940 --> 00:27:03,000
I just want to see your butt.
465
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,320
Can you open that up?
466
00:27:14,860 --> 00:27:15,860
Can you use both hands?
467
00:27:19,050 --> 00:27:20,050
You can't? Why?
468
00:27:22,270 --> 00:27:25,850
You can't rest your upper body on the
seat? That's why I thought we'd do this
469
00:27:25,850 --> 00:27:30,210
the seat. Do you ever do anal?
470
00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:34,730
No? No?
471
00:34:13,290 --> 00:34:14,290
Bang Bros.
472
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:14,780
Can you turn the air conditioning off,
please?
473
00:35:16,140 --> 00:35:17,460
Cool. Sorry, it's too loud.
474
00:42:34,899 --> 00:42:35,540
I knew
475
00:42:35,540 --> 00:42:49,860
your
476
00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:51,260
name was Mimi. I was just fucking with
you.
477
00:42:54,259 --> 00:42:55,900
There's that little smile and laugh.
478
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,860
Yeah, there's baby life. Want a baby
life?
479
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,120
Please.
480
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:05,138
That's cool.
481
00:43:05,140 --> 00:43:07,000
All right. I guess that's the end of
that.
482
00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:09,140
My directorial debut.
483
00:43:09,700 --> 00:43:10,700
There you go, baby.
484
00:43:14,620 --> 00:43:18,240
You thought I was serious, huh? I know
your name, of course. I'm not going to
485
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:19,240
forget your name.
486
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,300
I already forgot you were here. Do guys
usually do that?
487
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,020
She said, I already forgot you. She
said.
488
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:31,040
Do guys usually do that? Like, uh, pull
up? I've never, oh, this?
489
00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:34,760
No. I don't. This is, like, new to me.
490
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,500
Yeah. Should I have another boyfriend?
491
00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:40,700
I thought you were going to give me
another cum shot.
492
00:44:00,170 --> 00:44:01,170
You want to go get some food or
something?
493
00:44:01,490 --> 00:44:02,750
Sure. Let me see.
494
00:44:08,570 --> 00:44:09,570
They're so hot.
495
00:44:09,870 --> 00:44:12,150
Is sushi okay?
496
00:44:13,170 --> 00:44:15,890
Yeah. Cool. There's a place right up the
street.
497
00:44:17,890 --> 00:44:21,350
You got to convert, dude. Everybody else
in the world loves sushi.
498
00:44:21,850 --> 00:44:22,850
Get dressed.
499
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:36,140
uh no wait i want to wait to see she's
not even at the right door tell her it's
500
00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:41,060
this one sweetie it's not it's a it's a
trading place it's not it's not serious
501
00:44:41,060 --> 00:44:42,300
what
502
00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:51,940
do
503
00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:56,140
you mean what do you mean i know
504
00:45:03,530 --> 00:45:04,950
bangbros .com.
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