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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {2532}{2557}Not so fast. {2557}{2587}You're driving too fast. {2590}{2615}What are you|driving so fast for? {2617}{2660}Well, you were up to 35. {2662}{2737}You know I don't like to go|over 30, and you were up to 35. {2742}{2787}Walter, you're always|doing something else {2790}{2845}and having your mind|on something else. {2847}{2880}I'm sorry, Mother. {2885}{2920}Besides, you haven't been|listening to a single word {2922}{2935}I've said. {2937}{2970}Yes I have, Mother. {2972}{3010}What did I say? {3012}{3050}You said I was up to 35, and you {3052}{3075}didn't like me to go over 30. {3080}{3107}Not that. {3110}{3177}I said we're going to|have it in a church. {3180}{3220}Have what, Mother? {3222}{3245}The wedding. {3247}{3270}Oh. {3272}{3322}See, you weren't listening. {3325}{3367}Red light, Walter. {3487}{3530}Oh, that reminds me. {3535}{3572}Bring me home some soap chips. {3575}{3605}I like the Sea Drift brand. {3607}{3632}They don't make you sneeze. {3732}{3760}Go ahead, Walter. {3840}{3872}Now don't forget the name. {3875}{3912}Sea Drift. {3915}{3955}Sea Drift. {3960}{4017}Sea Drift. {4020}{4085}Sea Drift. {4087}{4125}Somewhere off the South China {4127}{4242}coast in the worst typhoon in|40 years, the little schooner, {4245}{4345}India Queen, plowed|through an ocean gone mad. {4347}{4410}Straining ropes went|ta pocketa pocketa {4415}{4447}pocketa pocketa pocketa. {4515}{4585}Up on deck, Captain Walter|Mitty stood at the helm, {4587}{4655}fighting courageously to|keep his tortured vessel {4657}{4707}from being smashed to bits. {4810}{4840}What are you doing here? {4840}{4857}Get below! {4862}{4895}Can't I do something to help? {4897}{4967}You haven't had your|clothes off in three days. {4970}{5017}Somebody's got to get|the India Queen through. {5020}{5080}There's a half a million|dollars of rare spices {5082}{5157}aboard this ship. {5160}{5280}I promised your father|I'd get it through {5282}{5355}Captain Mitty, you're hurt. {5357}{5420}It's nothing, just a broken arm. {5532}{5550}Walter! {5555}{5575}Watch out! {5757}{5775}I'm sorry. {5965}{6015}Now, did you write|down all the things {6017}{6042}I told you to write down? {6047}{6080}Oh, I'll remember them, Mother. {6085}{6117}Oh no you won't. {6120}{6187}You just make a note of it|in your little black book. {6190}{6272}Number two thread,|snapdragon seeds... {6275}{6302}Wait a minute, Mother. {6305}{6392}...sock stretchers, a|can of Gleamo floor wax... {6395}{6410}Gleamo what? {6412}{6447}Gleamo floor wax. {6450}{6467}Uh-huh. {6472}{6512}Fly spray. {6512}{6555}What's that, SS? {6560}{6585}Sock stretcher. {6587}{6655}Well write it out. {6657}{6697}And cheese grater. {6700}{6767}Oh, and don't forget to|return this sprinkling can. {6772}{6845}I tried it out this morning|and the holes are too small. {6847}{6887}You tell them I have|something better {6890}{6932}to do than stand around all|day waiting for the water {6935}{6957}to come out. {6960}{6982}Bye, darling. {6985}{7022}Goodbye. {7025}{7060}Don't forget the cake. {7062}{7082}The what? {7085}{7155}The cake. {8027}{8062}Back in the car, please. {8160}{8205}Keep that thing in, bud. {8590}{8627}Oh, excuse me. {8880}{8902}Good morning. {8905}{8927}Good morning. {9280}{9300}Oh, Mitty. {9370}{9432}Here are those|drawings you asked for. {9435}{9487}Oh, yeah, thank you. {9592}{9655}Oh, that's pretty, Mr. Grimsby. {9657}{9715}Well, it's a bit mild. {9717}{9820}I think I'll tear the dress|off her other shoulder. {9825}{9877}You could use a little|more blood on the eggs. {10540}{10597}Well, Good morning everybody. {10600}{10675}Did you think I|had forgotten you? {10677}{10695}Here you are. {10697}{10717}Well now stop... {10722}{10760}You've had enough already. {10762}{10780}Come on. {10785}{10840}Come on. {10842}{10867}Hey dream boy. {10925}{10967}The old man is|screaming for you. {10987}{11012}Oh, the conference. {11015}{11037}Yeah. {11140}{11197}Here we are. {11327}{11360}Hold it. {11365}{11400}Raise your hand just a little. {11402}{11447}Still. {11450}{11467}Hello, Fred. {11470}{11505}How's it going, Walter? {11507}{11542}Oh, fine, fine. {11545}{11607}Gentlemen, it will be the|regular practice of the firm {11610}{11662}to... {11665}{11730}well, Mitty, so|you finally chose {11732}{11772}to honor us with your presence. {11777}{11800}Yes, sir. {11802}{11830}Where are the|proofs to "Air Aces"? {11832}{11852}Right here, Mr. Pierce. {11857}{11877}All checked and ready to go. {11882}{11907}Put it to bed. {11910}{11930}Mitty? {11932}{11970}Yes, sir? {11972}{12010}What is the meaning of this? {12012}{12030}Meaning of what, Mr.? {12035}{12060}Pierce {12062}{12100}You had the|vampire man be killed {12102}{12160}off in the first installment|of "The Lady and the Vampire." {12162}{12202}And there are 33 issues to go. {12207}{12247}Oh, but he isn't|really dead, Mr. Pierce. {12252}{12292}What do you mean he isn't dead? {12295}{12337}The villagers drove a stake|through his heart, didn't they? {12340}{12377}Anybody knows that|kills a vampire. {12380}{12420}Yes, sir, but if|you read further on, {12422}{12470}you'll find the stake only|went through his last lung. {12472}{12502}You don't have to|worry, Mr. Pierce. {12505}{12577}He'll be back sucking|blood in the next issue. {12582}{12600}Well, sit down, Mitty. {12602}{12622}Sit down. {12625}{12647}If you'd been here|on time, you'd {12652}{12675}know why I called this meeting. {12747}{12850}To repeat, ladies and gentlemen,|ours is a great and proud list {12852}{12882}of magazines. {12882}{12955}Racy detective stories,|astounding adventure tales, {12957}{13062}wild confessions, air|aces, frontier stories... {13065}{13092}Exotic love stories. {13095}{13120}Exotic love stories. {13122}{13152}And sensational murder. {13155}{13180}And sensa... {13182}{13232}Mitty, when I need your|help, I'll ask for it. {13235}{13262}OK. {13265}{13312}But a new and virgin|field of fiction {13315}{13427}has come to my attention, a|rich and as yet untapped vein, {13432}{13500}embracing thousands of|undiscovered readers. {13502}{13547}Starting the first|of next month, {13550}{13605}we go to press with a new baby. {13682}{13730}Hospital love stories. {13732}{13755}Congratulations, chief. {13757}{13780}You've done it again. {13782}{13850}Thank you, gentlemen. {13852}{13900}Well, what do you think, Mitty? {13900}{13967}Oh, I've always|liked it, Mr. Pierce. {13970}{14000}Don't you remember? {14002}{14080}I suggested the idea in|a memorandum last month. {14082}{14115}Oh, that. {14117}{14177}I had this idea two years ago. {14180}{14247}Now, the type of|stories we need... {14250}{14325}you may take notes, gentlemen. {14327}{14370}Now, let me see. {14372}{14422}Hospitals love stories. {14425}{14467}What have we got to sell? {14470}{14522}Beautiful, blonde nurses. {14525}{14587}We can't have too many nurses. {14590}{14660}Capture the glamor the hospital. {14662}{14697}You get the idea. {14700}{14732}With the compassionate look {14737}{14827}of a man who had seen much|too much pain, Dr. Walter {14830}{14912}Mitty, the surgical genius,|entered the breathless hush {14915}{15000}of the operating room, the|sound of the huge anesthetizing {15002}{15122}machine going ta pocketa|pocketa pocketa pocketa pocketa. {15125}{15185}There were whispered|introductions. {15187}{15220}I'm glad you came. {15222}{15280}Dr. Remington, Dr. Renshaw,|Dr. Pritchar-Mitford, {15285}{15345}St John's Hospital of|London, Dr. Walter Mitty. {15347}{15380}Gentlemen. {15525}{15580}The new anesthesitizer|is giving way. {15580}{15630}There's no one in the east|who knows how to fix it. {15632}{15650}Quiet man. {15945}{15997}Give me your fountain pen. {16202}{16257}That will hold for 10 minutes. {16260}{16312}Astounding. {16315}{16395}He's not only the greatest|surgeon in the world, {16397}{16485}he's also a mechanical genius. {16485}{16530}You'd better get on|with the operation. {16620}{16660}Good heavens. {16662}{16687}What is it? {16690}{16732}...has set in. {16732}{16795}Poor devil. {16800}{16890}Would you take over, Mitty? {16890}{16922}If you wish. {17300}{17350}It's hopeless. {17352}{17412}There's only one|chance, gentlemen. {17450}{17540}The operation...|performed on a rabbit. {17545}{17565}Precisely. {17567}{17600}Blood pressure, please. {17665}{17710}30 over 200. {17712}{17740}Mm-hmm. {17745}{17812}Scalpel. {17815}{17907}Sock stretcher. {17912}{17930}Sprinkling can. {17995}{18012}Cheese grater. {18115}{18137}Floor wax. {18225}{18255}Needle and number two thread. {18522}{18572}There you are, gentlemen. {18652}{18715}Oh, doctor, do you think... {18717}{18750}will he... {18750}{18795}There, there, Miss... Your brother {18797}{18850}will play the violin again. {18852}{18912}I just grafted new fingers on. {18915}{18987}Oh, you're wonderful. {18992}{19042}Wonderful. {19042}{19075}You'll want some rest now. {19222}{19260}Wonderful. {19262}{19295}Wonderful. {19297}{19345}Wonderful. {19347}{19385}Wonderful. {19385}{19417}Wonderful. {19422}{19460}Mitty, I asked you a question. {19460}{19485}I expect an answer. {19490}{19540}Ta pocketa pocketa|pocketa pocketa pocketa. {19542}{19582}What's that? {19585}{19737}Oh, oh, I was just thinking,|sir, we might possibly {19740}{19785}put out a pocket-sized edition. {19787}{19812}Pocket-sized edition? {19815}{19842}Yes, sir. {19847}{19875}For pockets. {19877}{19905}You weren't thinking at all. {19907}{19935}You were daydreaming again. {19937}{19952}Oh, no, sir. {19955}{19987}I was really thinking. {19990}{20047}I was thinking about|hospitals, or hospital stories {20052}{20110}I finished talking about|hospitals 10 minutes ago. {20115}{20155}The subject... for|your information... {20157}{20202}now is the next issue|of "Racey Detective." {20205}{20222}Oh. {20332}{20365}Pocket-sized edition. {20437}{20502}Not a bad idea. {20507}{20532}Hello. {20535}{20552}Hello. {20687}{20705}You didn't bring it. {20710}{20740}You forgot to bring the cake. {20742}{20772}What cake? {20777}{20810}Gertrude and her mother|are coming to dinner. {20812}{20875}I asked you to stop at|Edwin's and bring home a cake. {20877}{20915}What's that thing? {20920}{20965}Oh, I thought you said rake. {20967}{21042}Walter, you're getting|more absent minded every day. {21045}{21097}It's all that|daydreaming you do. {21100}{21130}Well I brought|everything else, Mother. {21132}{21177}The number two thread,|the Gleamo wax, {21180}{21207}the sock stretchers... {21212}{21242}Did you bring home|the snapdragon seeds? {21245}{21277}No, they didn't have any. {21282}{21317}But the man said the|petunias were just as pretty. {21320}{21397}Don't you ever forget, Walter,|when I say snapdragon seeds, {21402}{21452}I mean snapdragon seeds. {21452}{21477}Yes, Mother. {21557}{21592}Just leave everything|in the hall, Walter. {21595}{21625}I'll take care of it. {21725}{21757}Hurry and get cleaned up. {21760}{21785}They'll be here any minute. {21787}{21830}All right, Mother. {21832}{21872}Is there any mail|for me, Mother? {21875}{21902}No. {21905}{21937}Who are you expecting|a letter from? {21940}{21992}Nobody, I just thought|there might be some mail. {22135}{22177}Walter, don't use the guest towels. {22180}{22237}I just put them out. {22240}{22287}Use the one on your door. {22292}{22310}All right, Mother. {22430}{22472}And put on that clean shirt {22475}{22507}I hung up for you. {22780}{22830}And use some of the|cologne Gertrude {22832}{22867}gave you for Christmas. {22870}{22892}Do I have to, Mother? {22895}{22925}It smells like ether. {22927}{22962}Don't be silly. {22965}{23037}It's lovely, and the least|you can do for your fiance. {23040}{23065}All right. {23170}{23195}Oh gosh. {23497}{23535}Irma, darling. {23535}{23582}Eunice. {23585}{23655}Come in dear, and Gertrude. {23657}{23727}My what a sweet hat. {23730}{23797}And Gertrude, you look|too cute for words. {23800}{23870}I hope you don't mind my|bringing Queenie, Mrs. Mitty. {23872}{23927}She doesn't like to be alone. {23930}{24005}Do you Queenie, in that|great big, empty house? {24005}{24040}Not at all, dear. {24042}{24135}Walter, there's someone|down here to see you, dear. {24270}{24290}Hello, Mrs. Griswold. {24292}{24305}Dear Walter. {24307}{24332}Hello, Gertrude. {24335}{24375}Come along, Irma, darling. {24377}{24427}Walter, what's that awful smell? {24432}{24507}Oh, it's that cologne|you gave me for Christmas. {24510}{24525}Oh. {24527}{24565}It's lovely, isn't it? {24567}{24702}Queenie, say hello to your|future daddy, Walty Mittens! {24702}{24740}Well, don't stand|there like a stick. {24742}{24790}Wave back. {24792}{24822}Hello, Queenie. {24872}{24980}Oh, naughty Queenie. {24985}{25092}There you are, Queenie,|mommy's precious. {25095}{25140}Have you talked to|your boss yet, Walter? {25142}{25167}No, I haven't. {25170}{25202}Well, I certainly think|you should talk to him {25207}{25250}and get two or three months off. {25252}{25280}Two or three months? {25282}{25327}Frankly I don't|approve of honeymoons. {25332}{25370}All that packing and unpacking. {25370}{25447}Walter's always had his heart|set on seeing Yellowstone Park. {25450}{25477}Why? {25480}{25512}Why? {25515}{25540}I don't know. {25542}{25605}I just thought I'd like|to see Yellowstone Park. {25607}{25662}Do they let dogs in there? {25665}{25710}Well, honey, you|weren't thinking of taking {25712}{25750}Queenie along, were you? {25752}{25782}I was only asking. {25787}{25832}Why, I wouldn't dream|of leaving Queenie. {25837}{25890}Queenie and Walter|don't trust each other. {25895}{25932}That's the reason|they don't get along. {25932}{25975}Well she always starts it. {25980}{26005}You see? {26007}{26107}Oh, Queenie, you old crosspatch. {26112}{26162}You know, I don't think|she's feeling well lately. {26165}{26220}Why don't you try that|new vitamin puppy biscuit? {26250}{26272}Walter would be|happy to pick some {26275}{26320}up and bring it home for you. {26322}{26362}Oh, that would be wonderful. {26367}{26412}Make a note of|that, Walter, dear. {26415}{26445}Yes, Mother. {26445}{26507}Walter, you haven't|touched your nice milk toast. {26510}{26535}I'm not hungry, Mother. {26537}{26580}You know the doctor|said it would be {26582}{26635}good for your nervous stomach. {26637}{26687}That's why the air|corps turned him down. {26687}{26742}It must be cold in here. {26745}{26772}Queenie is shivering. {26775}{26837}Ah, there. {26842}{26857}Walter? {26860}{26900}Yes, Mother, I know. {26902}{26922}Furnace. {26925}{27000}Excuse me. {27002}{27040}Walter is a very lucky boy. {27042}{27127}You know, Tubby Wadsworth has|proposed a half a dozen times. {27130}{27170}He's still doing it, Mother. {28107}{28142}The Spitfire {28145}{28235}dived through the clouds,|machine guns belching lead. {28237}{28285}Oblivious to the ominous ta|pocketa pocketa pocketa pocketa {28287}{28360}pocketa of his failing engines,|wing commander Walter Mitty, {28362}{28445}the most feared man in the|entire RAF desert patrol, {28447}{28552}clung to the tail of|the Messerschmitt. {28557}{28625}It's Walter Mitty. {28627}{28665}I am a lost man. {28665}{28702}Ta pocketa pocketa {28707}{28735}pocketa pocketa pocketa. {28740}{28830}Ta pocketa pocketa|pocketa pocketa pocketa. {28835}{28877}Mitty's jaw was a grim, {28880}{28932}straight line as he|gave the... {28935}{28972}three more lethal bursts... {29007}{29075}...and watched him|go down in flames. {29585}{29650}I say, fellows, there's|Group Captain Mitty. {29652}{29690}He made it! {29857}{29922}Mitty, how many|this time, old boy? {30082}{30105}Hello, sir. {30107}{30127}Good show, Mitty. {30132}{30152}Thank you, sir. {30157}{30187}That makes 73, doesn't it? {30190}{30227}No, 71 actually. {30230}{30270}Two are only|probables, you know. {30275}{30300}Oh, A spot of brandy? {30300}{30350}Oh, yes, thank you, sir. {30355}{30400}I say, old chap, you're wounded. {30402}{30427}Oh, it's nothing, sir. {30432}{30452}Merely a scratch. {30457}{30500}I set the bone myself. {30505}{30547}Priceless fellow. {30550}{30572}I wish we had more like you. {30575}{30627}Thank you, sir. {30632}{30662}Anything troubling you, sir? {30665}{30717}Young Raleigh, he's|got a case of nerves, {30720}{30777}and I promised the general|we'd get that tank... {30780}{30830}Oh, bad luck, sir. {30835}{30875}Is it vital? {30880}{30907}Vital? {30910}{30952}Our whole desert|campaign depends upon it. {30955}{30990}Oh, I see. {31110}{31155}Put young Raleigh to bed, sir. {31155}{31175}What do you mean? {31180}{31205}I'll fly his mission. {31207}{31237}You? {31242}{31280}Why, you haven't closed|your eyes in three days. {31282}{31357}I know, sir, but|we only live once. {31360}{31405}Or do we? {31407}{31467}Shall we have a go at it? {31470}{31492}Cheerio. {31495}{31532}Mitty looks a bit|done in, fellows. {31535}{31565}Yes, he does. {31567}{31602}He's got the courage|of a lion, though. {31605}{31625}Never gives up. {31630}{31662}He's a delightful fellow. {31667}{31720}I studied music with|him at the Academy. {31722}{31777}I shall never forget his|impersonation of old Professor {31810}{31830}Do you remember? {31832}{31862}Rather. {31865}{31897}It almost drove the|old professor barmy. {31900}{31932}I wish he'd do it now. {31935}{31972}So do I. {31972}{31992}Go ahead, Mitty. {31995}{32055}I'd rather enjoy|a laugh, myself. {32060}{32100}All right, sir. {32102}{32165}Say, let me have your|coat old boy, would you? {32167}{32227}Oui, oui, monsieur. {32230}{32275}He's doing it now. {32277}{32327}All right now, everybody scatter away. {32330}{32357}...is here. {32360}{32390}Come on everybody. {32392}{32460}All right, everybody|sit down here. {32462}{32600}Children... what|makes music music? {32602}{32637}Music. {32672}{32697}When to|the symphony you go, {32700}{32737}when they're playing|fast or slow, {32740}{32805}do you hear the pizzicato's|sweet hello when you go? {32810}{32870}Or the flugelhorns up high|or the pigeons when they fly? {32872}{32890}No. {32892}{32960}And why? {32962}{33000}Because you don't go! {33002}{33080}You see, children, a|symphony's not only music. {33082}{33115}It has a story. {33117}{33210}It has a beginning, und|a middle, und an end, {33212}{33255}except, of course, the|unfinished symphony, {33257}{33305}which has a beginning. {33307}{33355}We will now take|up the instruments! {33357}{33435}There is the trombone, pope, und|the tuba {33437}{33482}und the oboe, {33487}{33520}und the saxophone,|sousaphone... {33522}{33567}and xylophone, clarinet,|bugle horn... {33570}{33600}kazoo, and the timpani, too. {33602}{33697}And they are all very|busy except the symbol. {33700}{33775}He stands in the corner and|looks around... {33777}{33840}Bang! {33842}{33877}This brings us to "Symphony No. {33880}{33975}45," which was written by|the great Czechoslovakian {33977}{34020}composer... {34317}{34425}This work was composed|under a slight disadvantage. {34427}{34475}He had no talent. {34477}{34555}The conductor lifts|his baton and we start. {35417}{35472}This is just mood music. {35475}{35542}Now comes the fairest movement,|presto vivaca augmento molto {35545}{35615}contable molto chocolo molto. {35617}{35662}Und we have the first|theme, which naturally {35667}{35705}played on the first string. {35777}{35825}This represents|a young girl that {35830}{35902}is living with her wicked|guardian, who is a French horn. {35992}{36022}Now, this young girl... {36067}{36115}who is a beautiful girl... {36190}{36227}und her wicked guardian... {36230}{36360}...live|all alone on a farm. {36365}{36410}And all she has for|company are a hen... {36410}{36512}...und a dog... {36517}{36680}und an a nanny goat. {36827}{36882}At this point in|the symphony, along {36885}{36932}comes a handsome young trumpet. {36990}{37025}And when he clasps his, his... {37027}{37172}his eyes on this young girl,|his heart goes... {37177}{37235}This is Czechoslovakian|for thumping. {37240}{37342}Und he gets so excited that|he has a solo passage, which {37347}{37407}brings us to the second|movement, where the fiddle is {37410}{37472}happy... {37475}{37515}und the trumpet is happy. {37592}{37670}Then suddenly, out|stalks the French horn. {37782}{37915}And then the fiddle is so|putrified her bridge falls out. {37917}{38030}And the trumpet says... {38032}{38115}But the French horn is|very objectionable to this. {38227}{38267}When the trumpet blows this up. {38307}{38345}Bah, shut up! {38350}{38387}Now I know who you are. {38387}{38440}You are not the|French horn at all! {38442}{38525}That had me|fooled for a while. {38527}{38580}But a...|gave you away. {38582}{38637}You are a German|glockenspiel in disguise, {38637}{38677}beyond a doubt,|wanted by the police {38682}{38740}for drowning terrible|little fiddles out. {38742}{38792}The glockenspiel tries|to escape to his flat, {38795}{38840}but the enemies are|too sharp for him. {38845}{38915}...in the leg. {38917}{38995}...in the neck. {39037}{39062}In the face. {39110}{39135}In the other place. {39137}{39160}The glockenspiel is trapped. {39162}{39195}His escape they are foiling. {39200}{39285}So he jumps into a catcher|drum, which is boiling. {39287}{39325}Boing. {39325}{39397}Hurray, the|old glockenspiel is dead. {39400}{39570}Happy little|fiddle, trumpet did wed. {40190}{40210}Very good show, Mitty. {40212}{40235}Oh, thank you, sir. {40240}{40265}Uh, see you at headquarters. {40267}{40285}Yes, sir. {40427}{40600}Oh, you are so brave,|so strong, so handsome. {40602}{40670}You like..., no? {40672}{40707}Hmm, rather. {40770}{40792}Cheerio. {40937}{40997}Walter? {41002}{41037}Walter? {41040}{41067}Will you please come up here? {41070}{41115}Your milk toast|is getting soggy. {41120}{41152}Righto, Mother. {41157}{41175}Ow! {41297}{41355}If you'd gotten up on time,|you'd have made the 7:45. {41357}{41395}There was no reason|for you to oversleep. {41397}{41432}Well, Mother, I had|to stay up and read {41435}{41500}those proofs for Mr. Pierce. {41502}{41532}Take a cab from the station. {41535}{41555}Never mind the expense. {41557}{41595}I'll take it out|of your allowance. {41597}{41615}Goodbye, dear. {41620}{41640}Oh, hurry, now. {41645}{41662}Hurry, dear. {41665}{41705}Hurry!|Bye! {41707}{41727}The rake! {41732}{41762}The rake! {41765}{41837}And don't forget the birdseed|and the unbleached muslin. {41840}{41862}Goodbye, Mother. {41865}{41882}Right there. {41887}{41912}Goodbye, darling. {42312}{42335}May I? {42337}{42375}Oh, pardon me. {43145}{43170}Manhattan transfer. {43285}{43310}Manhattan transfer. {43312}{43350}Manhattan transfer. {43420}{43455}Manhattan transfer. {43460}{43505}Goodbye, darling. {43507}{43555}Have a nice day at the office. {43560}{43590}I'll see you at|Mother's tonight. {44285}{44317}Hello. {44317}{44347}Oh, Hello. {44352}{44377}I thought you got off|at Manhattan transfer. {44380}{44407}I just pretended to. {44410}{44460}I, uh, was trying|to avoid a masher. {44495}{44522}Oh, I'm terribly sorry if I|gave the wrong impression. {44527}{44562}I didn't...|- Oh, it wasn't you. {44567}{44622}But I appreciate your|coming to my assistance. {44625}{44667}Thank you. {44672}{44700}You're welcome. {44705}{44740}Uh, well, goodbye. {44822}{44875}Oh, darling, you|shouldn't have done it! {44955}{45005}Oh, it's the loveliest|bracelet in the world. {45010}{45032}- Huh?|- Come. {45035}{45065}We'll go to the|dressmaker's together. {45297}{45337}What's the matter? {45340}{45382}You've a good face. {45385}{45485}Well, you've...|you've a good one, too. {45487}{45505}Don't be alarmed. {45507}{45535}I'm not going to kiss you again. {45537}{45640}Oh, I wasn't|thinking about that. {45645}{45695}I think I can trust you, Mr.... {45697}{45715}Mitty. {45720}{45747}Walter Mitty. {45750}{45785}My name is Rosalind van Hoorn. {45787}{45815}How do you do? {45820}{45870}Gee, that's a pretty name. {45870}{45900}I need your|assistance, Mr. Mitty. {45902}{45927}Will you help me? {45932}{45945}Me? {45947}{45977}How? {45980}{46027}Well, I'm on my way|to meet the Hollandia. {46027}{46085}I'm being followed,|and I'm frightened. {46090}{46115}Please come with me. {46120}{46165}Uh, you... you're frightened? {46167}{46195}Yes. {46197}{46235}And you want me to help you? {46237}{46287}Yes. {46290}{46320}Gosh. {46322}{46415}I'm sure if you were along,|I wouldn't have to worry. {46417}{46500}Well, I guess I could|handle myself in a pinch. {46502}{46622}I, uh, do a little boxing|at the Y. And, uh, well, {46625}{46667}I'd like to see any|masher try and... {46670}{46720}Oh, you're very|kind, Mr. Mitty. {46722}{46760}Never mind the Pierce|building, driver. {46762}{46797}Go right to Pier 47. {46800}{46835}Yes, never mind... oh, wait! {46837}{46850}Wait a minute. {46855}{46875}I'm terribly sorry. {46877}{46915}I'm late for the office. {46917}{46970}I have to be... uh, driver, will|you stop the... there it is now. {46972}{47000}Please, stop the cab! {47037}{47055}Bye. {47157}{47220}Here's my share of the cab, and|I hope you get there all right. {47220}{47245}Oh, that isn't necessary. {47250}{47267}Bye. {47270}{47290}Goodbye, Mr. Mitty. {47492}{47515}Oh! {47517}{47537}What's the matter, Walter? {47540}{47555}Oh, my briefcase! {47560}{47592}I left it in that taxicab. {47592}{47617}And it had all the proofs|of "Air Races" in it. {47622}{47647}Mr. Pierce'll kill me! {47650}{47710}Oh, here, hold this, will you? {47712}{47735}Uh, taxi! {47737}{47760}Taxi! {48130}{48167}OK, Mr. Maasdam. {48217}{48265}Excuse me, miss. {48492}{48512}Oh, excuse me. {48517}{48552}Did you see a girl|in a green dress? {48555}{48580}She came here in a cab|to meet the Hollandia. {48582}{48607}It had my briefcase in it. {48610}{48642}I didn't see the driver's face. {48647}{48702}The back of his head was|kind of, uh, uh... oblong. {48705}{48755}Uncle will be so|glad to see you. {48757}{48800}Not anymore than I|will be glad to see him. {48802}{48852}It is incredible. {48855}{48910}I cannot believe that|he is still living. {49092}{49157}You are quite sure you|came here unobserved? {49160}{49207}Now, Karl, you mustn't|trouble yourself anymore. {49210}{49250}You're in safe hands now. {49422}{49477}Miss van Hoorn? {49482}{49542}Wait a minute. {49545}{49577}Uh, my... my briefcase. {49582}{49610}I left it in your taxicab. {49610}{49662}I followed you all|the way down here. {49665}{49720}Oh, I'm sorry I put|you to all that trouble. {49722}{49755}Mr. Martin, this is Mr. Mitty. {49757}{49790}Oh, how do you do? {49792}{49840}Is, uh, this what you|are looking for, young man? {49840}{49852}Oh, yes. {49857}{49920}Thank you very much. {49922}{49955}We're in a dreadful hurry. {49957}{49995}Would you mind helping the|driver with the luggage? {49997}{50022}Oh, but I... {50027}{50052}I'm terribly late.|I've got to... {50055}{50082}We can drop you off. {50085}{50097}Oh, OK. {50102}{50122}Sure. {50470}{50487}What was that? {50490}{50517}What? {50520}{50557}That click. {50560}{50587}I didn't hear nothing. {50845}{50882}Sorry to keep|rushing you like this, {50885}{50962}but our whole next|issue is in here. {50967}{51045}Uh, I'm in the|publishing business. {51047}{51092}We put out 31 magazines. {51230}{51260}He must be pretty tired. {51262}{51290}Yes, he's had quite a trip. {51375}{51467}Uh, I guess he fell asleep. {51470}{51492}Karl! {51495}{51512}Karl! {51577}{51602}He's been stabbed! {51605}{51625}Stabbed? {51630}{51680}Oh, what are we gonna do? {51682}{51712}It's 10 o'clock. {51717}{51742}I've never been this|late before in my life. {51747}{51777}What are we gonna do? {51780}{51820}Driver, take us to the|nearest police station. {52185}{52235}Officer, officer,|something terrible's happened! {52237}{52270}This young lady and|I want to report... {52272}{52297}What young lady? {52362}{52397}Officer, I want to|report a murder. {52400}{52425}- Murder?|- Yes, sir. {52430}{52462}We have the body|outside in a taxi. {52462}{52480}What? {52627}{52667}The body is in this taxicab. {52792}{52817}What taxicab? {52820}{52895}Well, it was...|it was right here. {52897}{52947}I drove up with a girl in|green, and we left the body {52947}{52977}outside in the taxicab. {52980}{53007}In a yellow taxicab? {53010}{53035}No, a pink one. {53040}{53067}And the girl was in blue? {53072}{53090}No, no. {53092}{53110}Green. {53112}{53140}Just as I thought. {53142}{53205}This is a case|for Scotland Yard! {53207}{53242}No, no. {53245}{53297}Really, officer, her name|was Rosalind van Hoorn, and... {53300}{53332}and she said I had a nice face. {53335}{53385}Well, you have a nice face. {53390}{53465}Now, you go home|and sleep it off. {53862}{53892}Good morning, Mr. Mitty. {54105}{54122}Mitty! {54200}{54232}Oh, morning, sir. {54237}{54302}When do you take over|the First National Bank? {54307}{54332}What do you mean, sir? {54337}{54367}You seem to be|keeping banker's hours. {54370}{54395}Oh. {54400}{54437}Oh, well, I have a very|good excuse, Mr. Pierce. {54440}{54507}I went down to meet the|Hollandia to get my briefcase. {54510}{54545}Uh, I... I was with|a beautiful girl. {54547}{54582}And then coming back,|a man was murdered. {54585}{54627}Murdered right next|to me in a taxicab! {54630}{54687}And then they all disappeared. {54690}{54725}Oh, they all disappeared? {54727}{54757}Yes, sir. {54760}{54782}Why don't you tell|the truth, Mitty? {54785}{54807}You fell asleep on the train. {54807}{54830}- Oh, no, sir!|- Mitty? {54832}{54865}Yes, sir. {54870}{54912}I want to tell you|something for your own good. {54915}{54962}You've been with this|firm for 10 years. {54965}{54977}11. {54980}{54997}11, is it? {55002}{55032}Yes, sir. {55035}{55075}If you don't stop this|incessant woolgathering, {55080}{55115}I'll have to take|drastic action. {55117}{55205}Oh, honest, Mr. Pierce,|this wasn't a daydream. {55207}{55255}I'm... I'm sure it wasn't. {55257}{55310}I've no time for your excuses. {55312}{55342}Where are those proofs? {55345}{55407}Oh, uh, right here|in my briefcase, sir. {55410}{55477}I have them all read|and corrected, sir. {55480}{55517}Here they are. {55520}{55542}What's this? {55545}{55577}Oh, that's my|memorandum book, sir. {55580}{55630}OK, we'll send these to press. {55632}{55660}Now here. {55662}{55705}You get busy on|"Sensational Murders." {55707}{55750}"Sensational mur... {55750}{55775}Murders"? {55777}{55807}I don't want to be bothered. {55812}{55852}I've an important board|meeting this afternoon. {55855}{55885}Yes, sir. {55887}{55942}Oh, tell Joe to doctor|up that knifing story. {55945}{55965}Yes, sir. {55967}{56002}Lord Cecil was|only stabbed once. {56005}{56055}And we've always given our|readers their money's worth. {56060}{56092}Yes, sir. {56092}{56147}Have him stabbed front|and back and in the side! {56150}{56212}And save the heart for last. {56215}{56307}Why should we stint|on things like that? {56372}{56410}What's the|matter with you, Mitty? {56412}{56455}Oh, nothing. {56460}{56477}Nothing, sir. {56855}{56885}Oh, Mr. Mitty? {57000}{57042}Oh, it's you. {57045}{57112}Mr. Mitty, I want to|apologize for this morning. {57115}{57152}But where'd you disappear to? {57155}{57215}I went to make a phone call|and was advised to leave. {57217}{57277}Uncle felt there was too much|at stake for me to be mixed {57280}{57310}up in what happened?|- Uncle? {57312}{57335}Uncle who? {57337}{57365}Uncle Peter. {57367}{57425}He told me to come|here and get you. {57427}{57447}Get me? {57452}{57487}He wants to meet you. {57490}{57552}Look, I don't want to get|mixed up in this thing, either. {57555}{57637}And besides, I've got some|shopping to do for my mother. {57640}{57667}Please come. {57670}{57715}Well, I only have|an hour for lunch, {57720}{57850}and I'm supposed to be|back at the office at 1:30. {57852}{57885}It'll only take a few minutes. {57887}{57950}I promise. {57952}{57975}Please? {58367}{58430}Say, what happened|to that taxicab? {58432}{58482}What happened to the body? {58487}{58507}They took it away. {58512}{58530}They? {58532}{58557}Who's they? {58560}{58592}Uncle will explain everything. {58810}{58827}Hello, Tyler. {58830}{58860}How do you do? {58862}{58885}Will you tell my|uncle Mr. Mitty is here? {58887}{58927}Yes, Miss van Hoorn. {58930}{58950}We'll wait in the library. {59445}{59495}He'll only be a moment. {59877}{59907}Gee, that's pretty. {59907}{59930}The picture. {59932}{59955}Do you mind if I look at it? {59957}{59995}Of course not. {60917}{60987}Do you like it? {60990}{61015}Oh, I love it. {61017}{61077}It's always frightened me. {61080}{61107}Oh, I thought... {61110}{61192}well, that's my favorite|song, "Beautiful Dreamer." {61195}{61227}I like the way you play it. {61230}{61275}Mr. van Hoorn is waiting|for you in the solarium. {61280}{61297}Thank you, Tyler. {61660}{61680}Hello, Uncle. {61682}{61722}Hello, my dear. {61725}{61765}Uncle Peter,|this is Mr. Mitty. {61767}{61790}How are you, Mr. Mitty? {61792}{61825}Fine, thank you. {61827}{61865}You're the young man who|was so kind to my niece {61867}{61895}this morning. {61897}{61942}Oh, I really didn't do anything. {61945}{61975}You'll have a|cup of tea with us. {61977}{61997}Tea? {62002}{62025}- Yes, please do.|- All right. {62027}{62045}Pardon me. {62137}{62177}Gee, these are beautiful. {62180}{62202}You like flowers? {62207}{62235}Oh, Mother likes them. {62237}{62265}We're raising snapdragons now. {62270}{62297}Only I brought back|petunias instead. {62302}{62375}So I have to|exchange them today. {62377}{62422}You know these bulbs|came from Holland? {62427}{62450}Oh, did they? {62452}{62472}Hmm. {62477}{62517}We get ours from|Gerber's feed store. {62522}{62565}Personally, I'd|rather raise radishes. {62567}{62617}They grow so fast,|and you can eat them. {62620}{62662}Do you like yours|with cream, Mr. Mitty? {62665}{62785}No, just salt. Oh, uh, no. {62787}{62817}No cream, thank you. {62820}{62882}I thought you meant|the rad... radishes. {62887}{62907}Please sit down. {62910}{62982}Yes. {62985}{63040}Here you are, Uncle. {63040}{63057}Thank you, my dear. {63637}{63802}It's... cover fell down. {63880}{63902}There we are. {63905}{63950}Mr. Mitty, I asked|Rosalind to bring {63955}{63995}you here because I|wanted to tell you {63997}{64032}that your life is in danger. {64110}{64147}D... danger? {64150}{64190}You were present|when poor Maasdam {64195}{64222}was murdered this morning. {64225}{64262}Yes, but that was|a mere coincidence. {64262}{64292}I was down at the pier. {64297}{64362}Just the same, Mr.|Mitty, you were there. {64365}{64402}And they might try|to kill you, too. {64405}{64435}Why? {64437}{64537}Mr. Mitty, I can see that|you are a man of great courage. {64540}{64617}Would you like more tea? {64620}{64665}Yes, thank you. {64667}{64732}Since you have|already become involved, {64735}{64810}it may be necessary for you|to face even greater danger. {64812}{64850}It may, huh? {64855}{64880}Well... {64882}{64930}Uncle, I think he|should know all the facts. {64935}{64972}I think I should, too. {64975}{65007}You see, Uncle Peter was curator {65010}{65067}of the Royal Netherlands|Museum in Rotterdam. {65070}{65102}He was? {65105}{65152}He left there just|before the German invasion. {65155}{65217}That seems like the|most reasonable time. {65222}{65280}But before I escaped, I managed {65282}{65340}to see that all of our|great art treasures {65342}{65402}were concealed in hundreds|of obscure places. {65405}{65447}Well, then, there's|nothing to worry about. {65450}{65482}Oh, yes, there is. {65485}{65547}The hiding place of each|article was recorded {65547}{65605}in a little black book. {65607}{65657}The boot will do|anything to get it. {65660}{65710}Uh, the boot? {65715}{65737}Who's the boot? {65740}{65792}His real name is Wilhelm Krug. {65795}{65850}That's why Maasdam was|murdered this morning. {65852}{65877}I see. {65880}{65952}Krug thought that|Maasdam had the book. {65952}{66015}Oh, well then, uh, who has it? {66017}{66040}Nobody knows. {66042}{66067}Nobody knows. {66072}{66120}But if the boot|thought you had it, {66122}{66210}he'd cut your|throat in a second! {66215}{66285}I... well, let's notify the OPA. {66287}{66332}I mean, the FBI. {66335}{66360}Oh. {66365}{66445}Uncle has already notified them. {66447}{66502}They're working together|with the Dutch secret police. {66505}{66572}I can understand|your alarm, Mr. Mitty. {66575}{66635}But the police are|very efficient. {66640}{66767}The minute you're killed,|they'll double their efforts. {66770}{66795}Yes. {66797}{66845}Of course, that's|very reassuring. {66847}{66925}But I, um... I think I|must be running along now. {66927}{66965}I've so much shopping to do. {66967}{67022}As a precaution,|Mr. Mitty, say {67025}{67107}nothing about this matter to|anyone, even your loved ones. {67110}{67185}I... of course, you, you... you|can trust me, Mr. van Hoorn. {67187}{67210}I won't say... {67215}{67240}Goodbye, Mr. Mitty. {67240}{67257}Goodbye. {67262}{67290}You're very brave. {67295}{67315}Thank you. {67315}{67412}I... bye. {67737}{67760}May I help you, sir? {67762}{67785}Yes, ma'am. {67787}{67842}I, uh, have some things to... {67845}{67900}I've got... uh, I'd|like some Dutch crown {67905}{67977}jewels, the diamond collection. {67980}{68042}Jewelry department on|the fifth floor, sir. {68045}{68112}Diamond collection,|House of Orange? {68112}{68152}The van der Meer originals? {68155}{68207}Mister, this is|the pet department. {68210}{68237}The... the pet... {68365}{68395}Oh, the black book. {68812}{68832}How do you do? {68835}{68860}Was there something|else you wished? {68862}{68887}Uh, there's, uh, uh... {68890}{68917}yes. {68920}{68962}I'll have some of|these dog biscuits. {69360}{69405}I, uh, always eat 'em. {69407}{69477}I... they contain vitamin B1. {69480}{69510}I, the... {69802}{69835}You forgot your change, sir. {69840}{69865}Oh, thank you. {69867}{69900}Thank you very much. {69905}{69945}These are lovely|leashes, aren't they? {69947}{69965}Oh, yes. {69967}{69990}Lovely. {69992}{70035}Lovely leashes. {70147}{70182}Uh, how much are these muzzles? {70185}{70197}$3. {70202}{70255}Uh, uh, $3? {70257}{70277}So, 1, 2. {70282}{70300}Thank you. {70302}{70330}Shall I have it wrapped, sir? {70332}{70347}No. {70350}{70397}No, I'll wear it home. {70932}{71040}A more controlled figure is... {71045}{71110}Oh, uh, how... how do you do? {71115}{71150}How do you do? {71152}{71177}Won't you sit down? {71182}{71257}Uh, oh, uh, thank... thank you. {71417}{71505}Notice, ladies, the exquisite|line and the smooth contour. {71507}{71540}The featherweight|quality is achieved {71542}{71630}by using satin and bengaline|with a chiffon trimming {71632}{71727}specifically designed for... {71730}{71815}I think you'd be able to|see better from the front. {71820}{71845}Oh, uh, no.|No, no. {71845}{71870}Thank you very much. {71875}{71912}I... I've got to|make a phone call. {71915}{71957}I... excuse me. {72382}{72450}Oh, Clarissa, would you|mind coming in here a minute? {72450}{72520}Yes, Miss Claire. {72522}{72587}Now, these nightgowns go|in the early delivery today. {72592}{72650}Oh, and this corset|goes to Mrs. Follinsbee. {72650}{72687}Will you be sure that|it makes the afternoon {72690}{72710}delivery tomorrow? {72712}{72725}Yes, I will. {72730}{72747}Thank you. {72997}{73022}What are you doing in here? {73025}{73100}Oh, uh, uh, well, excuse me. {73102}{73162}Is, uh... is this the|hardware department? {73165}{73220}Well, you know this isn't|the hardware department. {73225}{73275}Get out of here,|you peeping Tom! {73280}{73325}Uh, uh, uh, peeping Tom. {73330}{73387}That's... excuse me, ma'am. {75362}{75427}This idea of a|pocket-sized edition came {75432}{75475}to me about two years|ago, and I've given {75477}{75507}it considerable thought. {75512}{75595}There are four values to|pocket-sized editions. {75600}{75652}One, they fit in the pocket. {75657}{75717}Two, I have behind|me a well-geared {75720}{75795}organization of sober,|industrious employees who... {75942}{75970}Mitty!|- Help! {75975}{75995}Oh! {76000}{76045}Get that thing out of here! {76050}{76067}Mitty! {76070}{76087}Elmer! {76092}{76120}Shoo! {76122}{76152}Elmer! {76157}{76192}What in thunderation do|you think you're doing? {76195}{76247}Uh, I was trying to get away|from somebody, Mr. Pierce. {76250}{76277}There's a man following me. {76280}{76320}He had terrible eyes|and a long knife. {76322}{76395}And, uh, I'll explained it|all to you later, shall I? {76397}{76425}Go, go. {76430}{76450}Out, out! {76450}{76470}Go away, Elmer! {76472}{76527}That's it. {76530}{76557}Um, sorry, Mr. Pierce. {76562}{76590}I know how busy you are. {76592}{76640}So I don't like to|disturb, disturb... {76642}{76662}Pardon. {76665}{76677}Pardon. {76682}{76715}Excuse me. {76717}{76737}Excuse me. {76740}{76765}Excuse me. {76767}{76785}Mitty! {76960}{77040}Hello, is Mr. van Hoorn|or his niece at home? {77042}{77067}Oh. {77072}{77095}Well, do you know what|time they'll be back? {77100}{77115}It's very important. {77180}{77212}I see. {77215}{77257}Well, would you leave a|message that Mr. Mitty called? {77260}{77292}Walter Mitty. {77295}{77355}I know of a way to kill|a man and leave no trace. {77357}{77382}Excuse me. {77385}{77412}I'll be with you|in just a moment. {77572}{77645}Who are you? {77647}{77680}I'm Dr. Hugo Hollingshead. {77685}{77722}I have a manuscript|that contains {77722}{77845}a most ingenious method for|the perpetration of homicide. {77847}{77910}Well, I'm afraid you have|the wrong office, Dr. Homicide. {77912}{77965}Uh, Mr. Pierce buys|all the stories. {77967}{78030}I've seen Mr. Pierce,|and he told me to see you. {78030}{78062}Oh. {78065}{78097}Well, would you have a chair? {78102}{78162}Did you know that an icicle|inserted into the brain {78165}{78255}will melt slowly|and leave no trace? {78257}{78292}It's been done. {78295}{78315}Sorry.|Would you... {78317}{78350}Perhaps you would be interested {78352}{78387}in a different method. {78390}{78437}The sensory nerve at|the base of the skull {78440}{78515}is peculiarly vulnerable|to an assassin. {78520}{78622}One merely presses|with the thumbs thus. {78625}{78727}The resulting brain hemorrhage|produces instantaneous death {78732}{78760}without a clue. {78762}{78792}Yes, that's very good, Doctor. {78797}{78852}But we used the sensory|nerve in "The Gland {78857}{78907}Specialist's Revenge." {78910}{78965}Excuse me, won't you? {78967}{79072}Ah, but what you don't know|is that the base of the brain {79075}{79135}is a very sensitive place. {79137}{79212}As you can see, the only|weapon is the human hand. {79327}{79345}Hey, wait a minute! {79347}{79395}Put that book... oh! {79452}{79470}Help! {79557}{79600}Give me that vest! {79602}{79632}Help! {79637}{79682}Give me my vest! {79907}{79930}Help! {79932}{79950}Help! {80032}{80095}In "Hospital Love|Stories," as in all other {80097}{80175}of our publications, action|will be the key note. {80177}{80257}Action, thrills, the unexpected. {80262}{80345}Of course, the medical|aspects will be respected. {80350}{80470}And a competent... a competent|staff of research men... {80472}{80495}Yes, Mr. McClure. {80500}{80517}Any question? {80520}{80532}No. {80537}{80562}No question. {80567}{80630}A competent staff|of research men... {80632}{80662}Mitty! {80662}{80760}What... what in the|confounded tarnation {80762}{80795}are you and that|pigeon trying to do? {80797}{80835}Mr. Pierce, you've|got to listen to me. {80837}{80867}I was out there|hanging by my hands. {80870}{80910}A tall doctor pushed|me out the window. {80912}{80955}What is this insane...|what tall doctor? {80957}{80990}The one you sent in|to tell me the story. {80992}{81020}He didn't come in to|tell me any story. {81022}{81062}He came in just to|push me out the window. {81067}{81117}I didn't send anyone in to|throw you out of the window! {81122}{81172}I've got more|important things to do! {81175}{81195}Well, here's his vest. {81197}{81217}Whose vest? {81222}{81247}The man... the man|you sent in to... {81250}{81275}- Mitty!|- Yes, sir. {81277}{81302}I don't know whether|you're drunk or crazy. {81305}{81335}But Mr. Pierce... {81337}{81367}Throw that pigeon out|and you get out of here! {81370}{81385}Shoo! {81387}{81425}I'll talk to you later. {81425}{81452}I'm, sorry Mr. Pierce. {81455}{81492}Oh, excuse me. {81495}{81537}Sorry. {81540}{81572}Get out of here, Mitty.|Get out! {81575}{81595}Get out! {81597}{81625}I'm sorry, Mr. Pierce. {81755}{81785}Mister... I'm terribly sorry. {81785}{81810}Mitty! {81812}{81905}Get out, Mitty! {81907}{81925}Get out! {82085}{82112}Get out! {82180}{82242}You know very well, Mitty,|if you're going to get married, {82245}{82297}you just have to|ask for a raise. {82300}{82375}Put those flowers in water|for me, will you, dear? {82380}{82430}What was that? {82432}{82455}What was what? {82457}{82495}The clock didn't strike. {82497}{82572}I definitely heard|it not strike. {82577}{82630}Will you please take it to|Cudner's on Sixth Avenue? {82632}{82672}If they fixed|Gertrude's metronome, {82675}{82707}they can fix anything. {82710}{82765}But don't say you'll do|it, and then not do it. {82767}{82800}I'll do it tomorrow afternoon. {82802}{82825}I... {82827}{82840}Walter! {82842}{82875}Not in the lemonade! {82877}{82932}For heaven's sake, what's|the matter with you? {82935}{83032}You've been in a|daze all evening. {83035}{83127}Mother, if a fellow was|a witness to a murder, {83127}{83192}and he was told not to|say anything about it, not {83195}{83277}even to his loved|ones, what do you {83280}{83317}think he ought to do about it? {83320}{83382}Walter, can't you forget those|stories of yours for a moment? {83427}{83460}They've got Tubby Wadsworth. {83462}{83497}Put your coat on, darling.|Put it on. {83525}{83570}And get rid of|that... {83575}{83657}Tubby Wadsworth. {83657}{83677}Anybody home? {83680}{83727}Oh, my God! {83732}{83777}My, what a stunning hat! {83782}{83800}Thank you. {83802}{83817}And Gertrude, dear. {83820}{83860}Hello, Mother Mitty. {83862}{83910}Take your things off. {83912}{83947}And Tubby Wadsworth. {83950}{84000}Gertrude brought me|and left Queenie home. {84002}{84027}How do I look as a lap dog? {84032}{84102}Woof, woof, woof. {84102}{84132}Hiya, Walt, old boy! {84137}{84185}Hello, Tubby. {84187}{84230}Walty. {84235}{84275}Uh, brought you a present. {84277}{84302}Oh. {84307}{84325}First edition. {84327}{84340}Well! {84342}{84385}Gee, thanks, Tubby. {84387}{84407}What is it? {84412}{84470}Tubby's so thoughtful. {84470}{84547}Well, isn't this wonderful? {84680}{84732}Walter, you look so silly! {84737}{84800}Little gadget I picked|up at a magic store. {84802}{84830}Sneezing powder. {84832}{84852}It's a howl, isn't it? {84855}{84875}Sure is. {84982}{85007}Guess what, Eunice? {85007}{85037}What? {85042}{85080}We have the Reverend|Thomas for Saturday! {85080}{85100}No! {85105}{85137}Thanks to Tubby. {85142}{85180}Well, you know|what they say... unlucky {85182}{85200}in love, lucky in cards. {85205}{85227}Thank you, Gertrude. {85230}{85262}Well, what|are we waiting for? {85267}{85300}You four play|the first rubber. {85305}{85357}Let's play for 25th's of|a cent and settle for half. {85360}{85377}Oh, no, dear. {85380}{85400}No gambling. {85405}{85422}Let's keep it social. {85425}{85480}Cut for deal. {85480}{85502}- King.|- 10. {85505}{85522}Three. {85525}{85550}Two. {85552}{85590}Pass those, dears. {85592}{85640}Care for some|ladyfingers, Tubby? {85642}{85680}Only, yours Juliet. {85930}{85972}Let's play some bridge. {85975}{85995}One, no trump. {85997}{86082}Uh, pass. {86085}{86120}Five diamonds. {86122}{86152}Pass. {86155}{86182}Five diamonds? {86185}{86210}Hmm. {86215}{86262}Six, no trump. {86265}{86287}Pass {86290}{86322}Five. {86325}{86352}Pass. {86355}{86427}Your lead, Walt. {86530}{86552}How's that, partner? {86777}{86815}Grand slam. {86817}{86852}She left the two|hearts on the diamonds, {86857}{86892}and the spades are good. {86895}{86932}You know, you could have|set me if you'd led a heart. {86935}{87002}Well, Walter's trouble is|that he doesn't concentrate. {87002}{87045}Card sense is|like business sense. {87047}{87085}If you haven't got one,|you haven't got the other. {87085}{87147}That's exactly what|I'm always telling you, Walter. {87215}{87232}Your deal. {87685}{87770}Cool as a cucumber, Gaylord Mitty, {87770}{87855}the Mississippi gambler,|puffed nonchalantly {87857}{87892}on a handmade Havana. {87982}{88005}Raise. {88227}{88262}Once again, sir. {88457}{88555}The deed to my plantation. {88557}{88607}Call. {88610}{88665}Three kings. {88667}{88762}I believe I have|three bullets, sir. {88767}{88835}Lady luck hasn't been smiling|upon you, Colonel Wadsworth. {88975}{89025}One more hand, Mitty. {89027}{89092}With what, Colonel? {89095}{89137}Ginger snaps? {89142}{89237}I know you're in|love with my fiancee. {89240}{89325}I'll play you one hand for her. {89327}{89370}You'd pluck a star|from the heavens {89375}{89465}and fling it on the sordid|cloth of a gaming table? {89467}{89507}If I lose, I'll... {89510}{89557}I'll go north. {89562}{89585}Is it a wager? {89657}{89692}It's a wager, sir. {90875}{90910}I'm terribly sorry, ladies. {91035}{91082}Your pleasure, sir. {91085}{91115}I'll play these. {91277}{91362}Reckon this is one|hand you won't win. {91365}{91455}This time, I got the three aces. {91457}{91537}That's mighty strange, Colonel. {91540}{91570}I have four aces. {91677}{91722}Why, you cheating dog! {91832}{91875}Careful, Wadsworth. {91877}{91932}These things have|been known to go off. {92695}{92747}The clink of banjos could be heard over {92750}{92825}the paddle wheels as they want|to-paka-ta-paka-ta-paka-ta {92827}{92900}in the moonlit waters. {92902}{93002}Gaylord Mitty squared|his enormous shoulders {93005}{93055}and called her name softly. {93057}{93082}Miss Gertrude? {93085}{93157}It was a touching moment. {93160}{93187}Oh, it's you. {93390}{93442}I have the honor to inform you... {93447}{93480}I have already been informed. {93550}{93597}I suppose you've come|to collect your bet, {93600}{93680}you unspeakable|riverboat gambler. {93682}{93795}I have no intention of holding|a lady to any such bargain. {93800}{93845}Here's the deed|to the plantation {93847}{93877}stolen from your father. {93970}{94025}Oh, Gaylord! {94027}{94117}But try to think|kindly of me when... {94122}{94162}when I'm away. {94162}{94217}Away? {94220}{94322}Fort Sumter has been fired upon. {94327}{94375}My regiment leaves at dawn. {94377}{94485}Oh, Gaylord, how|I've misjudged you. {94490}{94565}I know it's too much|to hope for, ma'am. {94567}{94587}But if you'll wait... {94592}{94632}Forever, Gaylord. {94635}{94655}Forever. {94807}{94877}Swallow them up,|old Mississippi. {94880}{94910}This is my last deal. {95032}{95080}Come on, Walt.|Finish the deal. {95250}{95285}Walter, what's|the matter with you? {95495}{95525}Mr. Mitty? {95697}{95747}Oh, it's really you. {95752}{95785}You phoned yesterday. {95785}{95802}Yes, I called to... {95887}{95927}I called because I|wanted to tell you {95930}{95975}I found the book you|were looking for. {95977}{96000}It was on me. {96002}{96035}Oh, thank heavens. {96037}{96057}Where is it? {96062}{96107}Uh, I stuck it|in a lady's corset. {96107}{96132}What? {96137}{96175}I mean a lady's corset|that was being delivered {96177}{96207}from Stacey's Department Store. {96212}{96242}Her name was, uh... {96245}{96282}the lady's name was Follinsbee. {96285}{96345}You mean you had the book and|you let it out of your hands? {96347}{96377}Well, I had to. {96377}{96407}A man was chasing me|with a long knife, {96412}{96470}and another man tried to|push me out of a window. {96475}{96520}I've been through a|lot since I left you. {96522}{96552}Well, we must find it.|We must. {96557}{96585}Come, show me where you put it. {96587}{96605}Well, I... I can't. {96607}{96632}I've got a dinner party at 6:30. {96637}{96675}I've got to meet|my mother and my... {96677}{96705}lots of other people. {96707}{96750}And by the time I get|this clock dropped {96752}{96832}off at Cudner's on Sixth|Avenue, I... it won't strike. {96832}{96880}Mother's used to|hearing it strike. {96882}{96912}It keeps her awake. {96915}{96967}And it's got to be... {96970}{97000}oh, please Miss van Hoorn. {97002}{97042}Please don't cry. {97045}{97070}I'm sorry. {97075}{97137}It's just I'm so|low in all this. {97137}{97197}Uncle's helpless, and I|don't know where to turn. {97200}{97255}Oh, well it shouldn't|be too hard to find. {97257}{97345}Uh, I'll do anything|I can to help. {97347}{97365}Would you? {97370}{97400}Sure. {97402}{97457}Well, how... how many|Follinsbees can there be? {97460}{97525}Let... let's look|in the phone book. {97760}{97800}Well, this looks like it. {97800}{97817}Run up and check. {97942}{97975}Oh, you won't need that. {97980}{98005}Oh, well, it's|Grandmother's clock. {98007}{98042}I mustn't let|anything happen to it. {98045}{98067}I'll keep an eye on it. {98120}{98152}Hurry. {98155}{98187}Now, I'll stay down here|in case anything happens. {98190}{98250}All right. {98250}{98272}What do you think will happen? {98275}{98292}Please, hurry. {98510}{98555}It's Follinsbee, all right. {98560}{98617}Well, knock on the door. {98642}{98730}Knock on the door! {98732}{98767}No! {98770}{98817}Oh, uh... terribly sorry. {98822}{98895}I... uh, is your name Follinsbee? {98897}{98917}That's right. {98917}{98950}What do you want? {98955}{98997}Uh, well, now, uh, would|you mind very much if I {99000}{99035}looked in your wife's corset? {99037}{99060}What? {99062}{99097}Uh, uh, I mean,|yesterday I slipped {99100}{99120}something into her corset. {99122}{99187}I... how do you do? {99190}{99220}Do you know this guy? {99222}{99302}Never saw him before. {99307}{99340}Oh, uh, you don't, uh... {99520}{99600}Oh, so help me, Harry, I never|saw the guy before in my life. {99602}{99622}Get out of here. {99627}{99652}I'll know your teeth in. {100207}{100245}Oh, please, Harry! {100245}{100282}I swear he doesn't mean a thing! {100777}{100810}This isn't a corset. {100812}{100847}What is it?|- It's a nightgown. {100885}{100912}Well, I'd better take|it back to that fellow. {100915}{100945}I've caused him|enough trouble now. {101137}{101182}Uh, I'm... I'm sorry|to trouble you again. {101187}{101245}But I just thought I'd better|return your wife's nightgown. {101247}{101280}Why, you! {101325}{101345}Harry! {101347}{101367}Harry! {101762}{101867}Mrs. Leticia Follinsbee,|949 Fifth Avenue. {101870}{101912}She must work here. {102087}{102155}You forgot your keys. {102157}{102200}Gee, those are pretty. {102202}{102225}Wooden shoes, huh? {102227}{102257}I've had them for years. {102262}{102282}Oh. {102287}{102317}They're supposed|to ward off evil. {102320}{102420}I should have been|carrying them yesterday. {102422}{102467}Carry them now. {102472}{102492}Oh, no. {102495}{102512}These are gold. {102517}{102552}Why should you give them to me? {102555}{102650}Because you've|been so kind, Walter. {102652}{102672}Walter. {102875}{102927}I have a bag that matches|these shoes exactly. {102930}{102962}I wonder how much they are. {102967}{102987}Oh, girls. {102992}{103027}I didn't know you were out here. {103030}{103067}Mrs. Follinsbee is|waiting for you. {103070}{103087}Come, come. {103092}{103125}You'll have to rush to change. {103127}{103157}You're terribly late. {103415}{103445}What did the corset look like? {103447}{103512}Well, it was, uh,|black and sort of filmy. {103515}{103610}And, uh lacy around the, uh,|neck with little yellow ribbons {103615}{103667}or green or some color. {103670}{103707}You wait here. {103802}{103827}May I seat you, sir? {103855}{103892}Right over here. {104405}{104495}Now, girls, take these corsets. {104500}{104547}And you 12s wear these. {104610}{104630}Rush, girls. {104632}{104675}Rush and start dressing. {104677}{104802}Oh, I'm sorry, but black|helps bring out the best in me. {104802}{104852}Welcome, ladies. {104857}{105020}I can't tell you how proud I|am to present Anatole of Paris. {105225}{105242}Hello. {105305}{105382}This is the first appearance|of my latest creation. {105450}{105557}Venetian mirror hat. {105560}{105705}A great turban|studded with diamonds. {105707}{105800}And on the top, Prince|of Wales ostrich tails. {105802}{105862}...no? {105865}{105920}Cocktails for two. {105922}{106000}I call this one the|rain hat because it {106002}{106037}looks like a fountain. {106042}{106137}And when you buy|it, you get soaked. {106140}{106215}It's entirely made|of black egrets {106217}{106345}with a diamond band in|case you go slumming. {106347}{106455}Ah, for the woman|of mystery, a touch {106460}{106535}of the Arabian with|Parisian simplicity, {106537}{106612}a sheik that is truly chic. {106615}{106705}Made of jersey, carrying|its own... {106710}{106790}and giving madam the... {106792}{106897}And now, my piece de r sistance. {106902}{106947}Watch. {106952}{107022}First, the pin. {107107}{107152}Then, the brim. {107280}{107430}Then, back with the pin. {107432}{107530}Voila, the striptease hat. {107642}{107730}Now, before I continue|with the rest of my hats, {107735}{107810}I would like you to know how|I started in this business. {107922}{108080}It all began when|I was born a month too soonin. {108082}{108160}My ma was frightened|by a runaway saloonin. {108240}{108340}Pa was forced to be a hobo|because he played the oboe. {108342}{108480}and the oboe with his clearly|understood, is an ill win {108482}{108585}that no one blows good. {108587}{108650}I'll never forget the|morning that Grandpa {108652}{108722}ate the awning to|impress a pretty lady who {108725}{108812}went for men that were shady. {108815}{108982}Then my uncle, Aunt Mary,|went on a safari to Calcutta! {108987}{109087}Bombay, India! {109090}{109167}Trekking through|the trackless jungle {109170}{109220}at low tide and high noon. {109222}{109275}Low tide. {109277}{109312}High noon. {109317}{109387}And, and the result of the|twisted eugenics of this family {109390}{109435}of inbred|schizophrenics, the end {109437}{109485}of a long, long line of bats! {109557}{109692}I design women's hats. {109987}{110040}You are no longer with us. {110045}{110102}I'm Anatole of Paris. {110105}{110142}I shriek with chic. {110145}{110250}My hat of the week costs six|divorces, three runaway horses. {110252}{110282}I'm Anatole of Paris. {110285}{110375}The hats I sell|make husbands yell, {110377}{110450}is that a hat|or a two-room flat? {110647}{110780}Let me get my poor iron a|little piece of straw and voila. {110782}{110907}A chapeau at 60 bucks a troll. {110912}{110955}It's how I pull and chew on. {110957}{111060}It's the little things I do. {111062}{111185}Like placing yards of lacing or|a bicycle built for two on it. {111187}{111275}The little ones, the big ones,|the certain... ones, {111277}{111365}the foolish ones that perch and|the ghoulish ones that lurch. {111367}{111457}The one called moonlit menace,|designed for a night in Venice. {111462}{111582}A little boat and a|little... {111752}{111820}I'm Anatole of Paris. {111822}{111855}I must design. {111857}{111927}I'm just like wine. {111930}{112022}I go to your head. {112025}{112085}Give me thread and a needle. {112087}{112102}I itch. {112105}{112140}I twitch through stitch. {112142}{112185}I'm a glutton for cotton,|for pattern with a button. {112187}{112260}You slip and pluck, nip and|tuck, fix and trim... {112262}{112315}brim, tote that bird. {112317}{112397}Lift that veil. {112485}{112590}And why do I sew|each new chapeau if the style {112592}{112642}they must deposit... {112645}{112800}Strictly between us, I hate women. {113135}{113217}And so, ladies, my first small creation {113220}{113265}lead to greater things. {113267}{113282}Walter. {113342}{113367}Here it is. {113370}{113420}Take it to Uncle's as|quickly as you can. {113422}{113442}But I can't. {113445}{113467}Uh, my... my mother. {113470}{113487}It's, uh... {114450}{114537}Dutch crown jewels|diamond collection house... {115140}{115205}Oh, I don't think we ought|to stay her overnight, Mother. {115207}{115255}We should've gone|home in Tubby's car! {115257}{115297}And leave you alone with that... {115330}{115410}It's, uh, raining so|hard, and our road {115412}{115445}will be washed out anyway. {115800}{115817}Who is it? {115882}{115900}It's me. {115905}{115935}Who did you expect? {115937}{116022}Here, drink this|while it's warm. {116027}{116065}And get right into bed, dear. {116162}{116190}Come on, darling. {116387}{116420}Oh, that's hot, Mother. {116422}{116442}Drink it all, dear. {116607}{116645}That's all I want. {116647}{116660}Goodnight, dear. {116662}{116717}Goodnight. {116720}{116770}And try not to|dream of climbing. {116775}{116792}Yes, Mother. {118762}{118832}Miss van Hoorn. {118837}{118857}What are you doing here? {118862}{118890}They might have heard you! {118892}{118917}It was the only way.|Where's the book? {118920}{118935}Why didn't you|bring it to Uncle? {119040}{119075}Come into the kitchen. {119297}{119322}Oh, you're catching cold. {119327}{119435}Here, you'd better|sit by the stove. {119437}{119465}I'll light the oven. {119622}{119695}You'd better take|those wet shoes off. {119697}{119740}I'll make some tea for you. {119985}{120030}Walter? {120057}{120080}Wait a minute. {120082}{120122}I'll be right down. {120212}{120230}Walter? {120350}{120370}Walter! {120435}{120460}Hello, Mother. {120462}{120497}What in the world are you doing? {120500}{120535}Where was that|music coming from? {120537}{120560}Uh, the music? {120562}{120590}Oh! {120592}{120652}I was just playing|the piano, Mother. {120655}{120675}Playing the piano? {120677}{120697}Hmm? {120760}{120817}You can't play the piano! {120822}{120850}I know. {120855}{120925}But it, uh, sort of helps|me relax when it's lightning {120927}{120982}and thundering things. {120987}{121020}Well, you just|march right into bed {121022}{121085}and do your relaxing there. {121090}{121115}Goodnight, Mother. {121117}{121145}Goodnight, Gertrude. {121147}{121205}Goodnight, Mrs. Griswold. {121312}{121402}Well, a lot of people play|the piano when they can't sleep. {121405}{121437}It's a well-known fact. {121440}{121472}Goodnight.|- Goodnight. {121477}{121497}Goodnight. {122637}{122705}Walter, what are|you doing out hear? {122707}{122742}Whistling. {122745}{122815}I... the rain is making too|much noise to whistle in there. {122817}{122872}I, uh... I was just trying|to remember the way {122875}{122917}our old high school song went. {122920}{123000}Uh, fight on|for Perth Amboy High. {123052}{123107}Walter, will you|please go to bed? {123230}{123255}Goodnight, Mother. {123257}{123290}Goodnight, Gertrude. {123292}{123330}Goodnight, Mrs. Griswold. {123465}{123487}It's a funny thing. {123492}{123525}Walter can never|go to sleep when {123527}{123597}he tries to think of|something and can't remember. {123600}{123707}His father was the same|way, up half the night. {123710}{123727}Goodnight.|- Goodnight. {123730}{123747}Night. {123850}{123930}Mother, what if he acts that|way after we're married? {123932}{123962}We'll handle him. {123965}{124015}It's just that he|wasn't properly raised. {124017}{124062}Tubby keeps on proposing. {124067}{124097}Maybe I'm making a mistake. {124567}{124612}Gee, you brought another dress. {124615}{124665}It's my slip. {124667}{124697}Slip. {124700}{124767}Well, it looks like an|evening gown on you. {124770}{124860}Uh, would you like|another cup of tea? {124862}{124890}No, thanks. {124895}{124915}I must hurry and get|the book to Uncle. {124917}{124945}May I have it, please? {124947}{124985}Oh, well, it's upstairs. {124987}{125012}I'll get it. {125015}{125050}Only, well you|will be all right? {125052}{125090}I mean, you weren't|followed or anything? {125095}{125117}No, I'll be all right. {125120}{125152}Oh, good. {125155}{125182}I wouldn't want you to|meet those two fellows. {125185}{125207}You should see that knife. {125210}{125282}It was... I'm going with you. {125285}{125310}Oh, no, Walter. {125315}{125332}That's sweet, but...|- No, no, no. {125337}{125367}I'll go with you. {125370}{125397}You leave this way, and|I'll meet you out front. {125402}{125435}But you've done|enough for me as it is. {125440}{125470}Oh, no. {125472}{125550}Anyone would have done the|same thing in my shoes. {125552}{125652}I've... I'll get my shoes|and get the book, too. {125785}{125825}Oh, uh, Tyler,|where's Uncle Peter? {125827}{125870}He's in the library, miss. {126060}{126090}Uncle, we have it. {126092}{126112}We have the book. {126115}{126132}The book. {126137}{126175}Rosalind. {126177}{126210}And we have Walter to thank. {126212}{126257}Oh, it was nothing. {126260}{126292}Mr. Mitty... {126295}{126350}Mr. Mitty, I don't|know what to say. {126352}{126405}I don't know how to repay you. {126407}{126457}Holland will be|eternally grateful. {126460}{126512}Oh, well I really|didn't do anything. {126517}{126550}I... {126552}{126587}It's a lucky thing I found|out where Walter lived. {126592}{126632}Very, very fortunate. {126635}{126715}Oh, you don't know what|this means to me, my dear. {126717}{126762}I think I do. {126767}{126827}Come and join me, Mr. Mitty. {126830}{126875}This calls for a celebration. {126877}{126925}And you've been|through a great deal. {126927}{126967}Mother doesn't like|me to drink very much, {126970}{127037}but maybe this once,|just a little one. {127040}{127082}Now, where's the book? {127087}{127100}Yes, Walter. {127102}{127132}Give Uncle the book. {127135}{127152}Oh. {127155}{127197}Oh, I gave it to you in the car. {127200}{127232}Yes, you did, but I returned it. {127237}{127265}No, no.|I gave it to you. {127270}{127300}Don't you remember?|I said, here's the book. {127302}{127332}And you said, thank you, Walter. {127337}{127367}And I said, you're very|welcome, Miss van Hoorn. {127372}{127400}Won't you please call... {127402}{127427}Look through all|your pockets, Walter. {127432}{127457}Here, you must|have it somewhere. {127460}{127485}No, I'm sure I... {127487}{127515}I'm sure I gave it to you. {127520}{127562}We must have|left it in the car. {127565}{127592}We'd better go out and look. {127595}{127620}Wait. {127622}{127740}Mr. Mitty, to Holland. {127742}{127780}Yes, to Holland. {127907}{127925}Hurry, Walter. {127927}{127965}We'll be right back. {127967}{127992}You'd better put|this raincoat on. {127995}{128022}It's still raining out. {128472}{128492}Walter! {128497}{128517}Walter! {128522}{128542}What happened? {128547}{128567}Walter! {128572}{128592}Wake up! {128595}{128617}Walter. {128760}{128787}The boot. {128790}{128830}Where's the book, Rosalind? {129082}{129135}Rosalind. {129137}{129155}Rosalind. {129242}{129275}You'd better put|this raincoat on. {129280}{129387}It's still raining out... {129390}{129407}He's coming to. {129617}{129657}Did you get it? {129662}{129712}Get what? {129715}{129755}The black book. {129757}{129840}The black book? {129845}{129910}Mother, what are you doing here? {129912}{129962}Where's Rosalind? {129965}{129995}Rosalind? {129997}{130047}Your niece. {130052}{130120}Young man, I have known niece. {130122}{130157}No niece? {130160}{130197}Uh, how long had he been {130200}{130232}crawling around your|front lawn, Mr. van Hoorn? {130235}{130287}Tyler found him at|7:00 this morning. {130290}{130317}Eating the tulip bulbs. {130320}{130352}Tulip bulbs? {130357}{130395}Well, I'll pay for all the|damages, Mr. van Hoorn. {130397}{130435}No. {130440}{130470}Mother! {130472}{130507}He says he has no niece! {130510}{130562}Well, if the man says he|has no niece, he should know! {130565}{130582}But he has, Mother. {130587}{130612}I know he has. {130615}{130647}Her name is Rosalind,|and she has blonde hair, {130650}{130682}and she's the prettiest|girl I ever saw. {130685}{130747}I'm afraid he's suffering|from some hallucination. {130750}{130782}I'm not suffering from anything! {130785}{130822}There is a black book,|and a man was murdered {130827}{130865}right in front of my eyes! {130867}{130910}And on Tuesday, you invited me|to lunch to tell me about it. {130912}{130940}And Rosalind was here! {130942}{130997}She was at that piano! {131000}{131067}I have never set eyes|on you before in my life. {131072}{131105}What do you mean you... {131107}{131140}Walter, dear, please|don't make anymore trouble. {131145}{131180}- I'm not making any...|- I got Mr. Pierce out of bed. {131182}{131212}Now, Mitty, Mitty!|Pull yourself together. {131215}{131250}We have four magazines|going to press today! {131252}{131287}I don't care! {131290}{131350}Young man, you are beginning|to exhaust my patience. {131350}{131387}You've destroyed|property of mine. {131392}{131432}I could prefer charges|and have you arrested. {131437}{131497}Now, Mr. van Hoorn, we|can settle this amicably. {131500}{131537}I'll pay for all|the tulips, and I'll {131542}{131592}send you a life subscription|to "Terror Stories." {131595}{131625}- I got to find Rosalind.|- Mitty. {131627}{131670}And don't pay him for|any tulips, Mr. Pierce. {131672}{131700}I didn't eat a single one.|Rosalind! {131702}{131722}- Mitty, Mitty!|- Rosalind! {131725}{131750}Don't get excited! {131755}{131787}We'll get you to a|doctor right away. {131790}{131827}I'll telephone Dr.|Renshaw in East Orange. {131830}{131872}- Yes.|- He took out Walter's tonsils. {131875}{131907}Pardon me. {131910}{131945}If I may suggest, the boy|needs not a physician, {131947}{131967}but a psychiatrist. {131970}{131995}Psychiatrist? {131997}{132025}I happen to know|a very good one. {132030}{132057}Name him, sir.|Money's no object. {132060}{132085}No, I'm gonna find Rosalind. {132090}{132110}Hey, Mitty, Mitty! {132112}{132145}Catch... catch him!|- Oh, dear! {132147}{132170}I don't know what's|happened to Walter. {132172}{132200}There, there. {132202}{132225}He's never run away|from home before, {132227}{132247}not even when he was little. {132252}{132272}There, there, Miss Mitty. {132275}{132312}He's such a quiet boy! {132317}{132335}Yes, he... {132492}{132537}Oh, my poor dear! {132542}{132572}What have you done to him? {132575}{132605}He did it himself, madam. {132725}{132770}What's that psychiatrist's name? {132772}{132827}Dr. Hugo Hollingshead. {132832}{132865}Hugo Hollingshead. {132975}{133037}The doctor will see you now. {133040}{133057}Come along, Walter. {133060}{133085}Come on. {133087}{133127}I tell you, I'm|all right, Mother! {133130}{133155}I'm not crazy! {133157}{133175}I just don't understand. {133177}{133202}I know, darling. {133270}{133297}How do you do? {133300}{133350}Won't you come in? {133355}{133377}That's him. {133380}{133410}That's Dr. Hollingshead! {133412}{133452}Shh, dear, of course|it's Dr. Hollingshead. {133455}{133500}But he's the one who|pushed me out the window! {133502}{133527}Walter! {133532}{133565}Mother, he's a|killer, I tell you! {133567}{133592}He belongs to the gang! {133595}{133617}Walter, dear, please! {133620}{133645}There, there, there, my boy. {133650}{133687}The doctor's not|going to harm you. {133690}{133715}I'm Mr. Pierce, Doctor. {133717}{133735}I see. {133740}{133752}How do you do? {133755}{133782}How do you do? {133785}{133810}And this is Mrs.|Mitty, I take it. {133815}{133845}Don't let him touch you, Mother. {133847}{133885}Call the police! {133887}{133932}Doctor, you've got to help us. {133935}{133980}Mitty there is|one of my key men. {133982}{134047}He was all right up to|48 hours ago, but then... {134050}{134087}well, you can see for yourself. {134090}{134137}He pushed me out of|a window, I tell you! {134140}{134167}Walter, dear, please. {134170}{134202}Doctor, do you think he's|starved for vitamins? {134207}{134260}Calm yourself,|my dear Mrs. Mitty. {134265}{134287}Calm yourself. {134290}{134335}We'll give him a|thorough examination. {134337}{134357}No! {134360}{134400}Now what's the matter, fellow? {134402}{134435}Why don't you like me? {134437}{134485}Because you pushed me out|of a window, that's why! {134487}{134542}Well, I've never|seen you before. {134545}{134605}Possibly you're mistaking|me for somebody else. {134607}{134637}Oh, no, I'm not. {134642}{134695}Nobody could look as much|like you do as you do. {134700}{134727}Walter, you've got to get well. {134730}{134757}You're going to be|married on Saturday. {134760}{134790}But don't you|understand, Mother? {134792}{134817}- Now, darling.|- Boy has a bright mind, Doctor. {134820}{134852}This man is a criminal. {134857}{134875}There's no reason why he|can't be back at his desk {134877}{134900}by tomorrow morning. {134905}{134925}I'd rather speak to him alone. {134927}{134955}Would you mind? {134957}{134985}Oh, please don't|leave me, Mother. {134990}{135015}Mr. Pierce, don't leave|me alone with this... {135020}{135042}Now, now, now, young man. {135045}{135070}There's nothing to be afraid of. {135072}{135105}Your mother will|be right outside. {135107}{135125}Will you, Mother? {135130}{135150}Of course, darling. {135152}{135177}It's all right. {135335}{135400}Would you take your glasses off? {135405}{135465}Why, of course. {135467}{135525}Are you quite sure you|didn't come to my office {135527}{135577}and try to push me|out of the window? {135580}{135607}What nonsense. {136040}{136062}I'm sorry. {136067}{136080}That's better. {136082}{136120}Sit down, boy. {136280}{136335}Now just lie down there|and be comfortable. {136340}{136360}Go ahead. {136365}{136417}Uh, can't you|examine me standing up? {136420}{136482}It's necessary that you|be completely relaxed. {136487}{136540}Now just lie right down there. {136665}{136692}Relax, boy. {136695}{136757}Relax. {136760}{136882}Now, close your eyes. {136885}{136945}The left one, too. {136947}{136982}That's right. {136985}{137057}Now tell me all|that's bothering you. {137060}{137172}Well, the day before|yesterday, I met a girl. {137175}{137240}She looked like all the girls|I've ever dreamed about. {137242}{137300}Don't you say he's|crazy because he isn't! {137305}{137332}Of course not. {137335}{137390}He isn't imagining anything. {137392}{137440}What's so mysterious|about a black book? {137442}{137507}It was just full of a|lot of telephone numbers. {137510}{137547}That proves he's normal. {137552}{137582}Telephone numbers? {137585}{137632}And that Rosalind he's|always screaming about, {137635}{137657}just one of the numbers. {137660}{137762}Mama, I want to go home! {137765}{137832}What's bothering you, honey? {137835}{137897}And what about the black book? {137902}{137942}That was gone, too. {137945}{138022}It was in your possession|when you came to the house? {138025}{138077}I thought I'd given it|to Mr. van Hoorn's niece, {138080}{138130}but he said he had no niece. {138237}{138287}Why are you asking me|all these questions? {138290}{138335}Because as a|psychiatrist, I must {138337}{138437}know your innermost|mental processes. {138442}{138582}Tell me, Mr. Mitty, uh, what|sort of business are you in? {138585}{138637}I'm a proofreader at the|Pierce Publishing Company. {138640}{138660}I see. {138720}{138792}My boy, you're suffering|from a romantic delusion {138795}{138895}aggravated by overwork|and incessant daydreaming. {138900}{138937}You mean I... {138940}{138977}I dreamed the whole thing? {138982}{139035}Don't you see, Mr. Mitty? {139037}{139107}You've obviously been affected|by all these pulp magazines {139110}{139192}that you're constantly|proofreading. {139195}{139250}You've been frustrated|all your life, {139252}{139302}and so you live|in your daydream. {139305}{139342}The heroine is always in danger. {139345}{139445}She's tied to a chair,|bound, and gagged. {139447}{139530}But she was so real. {139532}{139587}She had the prettiest mouth. {139590}{139675}Every time she touched|me, I grew hot and cold. {139855}{139872}Rosalind! {140162}{140187}Now what's the matter? {140190}{140210}Well, I just saw her. {140212}{140287}She was sitting in there. {140290}{140335}She was bound and gagged. {140337}{140397}My boy, I'm afraid|you're in love {140402}{140497}with a girl who doesn't exist. {140500}{140545}They were right, I guess. {140547}{140570}I daydream too much. {140572}{140597}Exactly. {140600}{140652}And that can lead to|serious complications. {140655}{140702}Why, I had a patient|in here last week {140705}{140780}who was suffering from the|same sort of romantic delusion. {140782}{140820}He was? {140822}{140845}Yes. {140847}{140915}Poor fellow was in|a very bad state. {140917}{140947}No matter how a|woman was dressed, {140952}{141022}he always fancied he saw|her in a bathing suit. {141025}{141047}Merophilia. {141052}{141092}An extreme case, of course. {141097}{141127}Oh, of course. {141130}{141160}Yes, Doctor? {141162}{141197}Miss Appleby, will|you bring me the charts {141200}{141270}of the Wilson case, please? {141272}{141300}Certainly, Doctor. {141302}{141407}Oh, Miss Appleby, you|have a spot on your uniform. {141410}{141430}I'm sorry, Doctor. {141432}{141467}I'll change immediately. {141562}{141612}Uh, did, did, did... {141615}{141665}did she really have a|spot on her uniform? {141670}{141710}Well, you saw it, didn't you? {141712}{141757}Oh, uh, oh, sure, sure. {141760}{141787}I saw it. {141792}{141832}It was an ink spot. {141835}{141857}Mercurochrome. {141862}{141900}Oh, yes, Mercurochrome. {141902}{141927}Looked like red ink. {141932}{141975}Oh, it was hardly|noticeable, though. {141977}{142027}I... {142030}{142115}You didn't see any uniform. {142117}{142135}No. {142137}{142165}Oh, you're right, Doctor. {142167}{142202}I saw her in a bathing suit. {142205}{142227}Oh, Doctor, I've got merophilia! {142230}{142270}What am I gonna do? {142275}{142340}What you need is|a good, long rest. {142345}{142405}But Doctor, I'm|getting married tomorrow. {142407}{142432}Capital. {142435}{142470}Go home and marry your Bertha. {142472}{142497}Uh, Gertrude. {142500}{142515}Gertrude. {142517}{142540}And forget all about it. {142542}{142607}You'll be a new man. {142612}{142667}I'm beginning to feel|better already, Doctor. {143637}{143700}Dearly beloved, we|are gathered together {143702}{143750}here in the sight of|God and in the face {143755}{143852}of this company to join|together this man and this woman {143855}{143887}in holy matrimony. {143892}{143962}I require in charge of|both that if either of you {143967}{144042}know of any impediment why|you may not be lawfully joined {144045}{144137}together in matrimony, you|do now confess is or else {144140}{144187}forever after hold your peace. {144380}{144492}Do you, Walter, take this woman|to be your lawful wedded wife {144495}{144525}so long as you both shall live? {144530}{144560}I do. {144720}{144780}Place the|ring upon her finger. {144782}{144802}The ring. {145082}{145105}She's alive! {145107}{145137}It's true!|It wasn't a dream! {145140}{145157}She's alive! {145160}{145190}These are her shoes! {145192}{145225}I was right! van|Hoorn's a crook! {145227}{145267}He's got her in that house!|We've got to get her! {145272}{145285}Mitty! {145287}{145317}Mitty! {145320}{145352}Mr. Pierce, you'll|have to go after him. {145355}{145422}He's going back to|molest that poor old man! {145622}{145645}Hey! {145647}{145670}Hey! {145672}{145705}Hey, you! {146402}{146465}The hopes of... are going {146505}{146607}Walter Slim Mitty, the most|feared man west of the Pecos, {146610}{146672}rode into Tombstone Gulch. {146855}{146872}Mitty! {146960}{147007}Mitty the Kid's in town! {147010}{147057}Mitty the Kid's in town! {147752}{147802}I wouldn't do that|if I was you, Toledo. {147925}{147965}Oh, Slim! {147970}{148027}I'd start a-praying|if I was you, Toledo. {148030}{148060}Why, you! {149060}{149085}Oh, please, Slim. {149087}{149130}Please don't hit|me anymore, Slim. {150035}{150065}Still suffering from shock. {150067}{150115}Well, get her out of it! {150117}{150177}She's hidden that book|somewhere in this house. {150180}{150220}How can we get|information from a girl {150222}{150265}who cannot even open her mouth? {150440}{150457}Krug. {150642}{150672}Wait. {150675}{150727}I have a better idea. {150730}{150850}Our impetuous young man has come|to rescue his lady in distress. {150852}{150937}Doctor, do you think that|seeing the man she loves {150940}{150970}might bring her out of it? {150972}{150990}It might. {150992}{151025}Good. {151027}{151087}Then we will let him rescue her. {153992}{154052}Don't, don't...|don't come any closer! {154055}{154132}Don't come... uh, I've got a|Luger, and I'll drill you. {154327}{154362}All right, hophead. {154365}{154467}Start talking, and talk fast. {154470}{154502}Where is she? {154577}{154642}You'd better start|singing, lardface. {154645}{154705}One more move, and|I'll drill you. {154707}{154795}I'll drill you so|full of lead that... {155272}{155307}Rosalind! {155310}{155347}Rosalind! {155350}{155387}Rosalind. {155390}{155417}Rosalind. {155420}{155447}Rosalind. {155450}{155490}Oh, I just knew you were alive. {155492}{155510}I knew it! {155512}{155537}Oh, Walter! {155542}{155570}Walter, it's you. {155572}{155605}Have they hurt you? {155607}{155662}I'll kill 'em, like I did|that lardface outside. {155665}{155737}Walter, my uncle... {155740}{155812}Rosalind, he's a murderer. {155817}{155870}I found out he isn't my uncle. {155872}{155907}He's the boot. {155910}{155937}The boot? {155940}{155972}I didn't know. {155975}{156045}I'd never seen my real uncle. {156050}{156097}It was the boot|that killed Maasdam. {156100}{156170}Boot. {156175}{156212}We'd better get out of here. {156290}{156312}Come on. {156817}{156867}Congratulations, Mr. Mitty. {156870}{156932}You've aroused the|sleeping beauty. {157155}{157175}Turn on the light. {157180}{157197}Where is it? {157200}{157217}Over there. {157270}{157295}Wait... wait a minute. {157412}{157445}This ought to hold 'em. {157447}{157495}What are you doing? {157497}{157530}Well, this worked|in "The Shocking {157535}{157575}Case of the Mad Electrician." {157577}{157650}I'll just wire this|here, turn the switch on. {157652}{157722}Then when they come in,|put their hands on... {158292}{158330}What are you doing that for? {158332}{158362}It's the Malay tiger trap. {158365}{158382}It works on tigers. {158385}{158417}It should work on people. {158420}{158460}We used this in "The|Elephant Boy Strikes Back." {158465}{158512}They cover it with|straw in the jungle. {158515}{158545}When he comes in,|he steps on this. {158547}{158580}The barrel goes off. {158582}{158620}His foot gets caught in|the rope, he goes right up, {158625}{158650}and then he's trapped. {158892}{158940}Here I am, lardface. {159017}{159065}No, you're suppose... ah! {159607}{159645}Come on, Rosalind. {159712}{159735}Rosalind! {159837}{159855}Help! {159857}{159912}Let, let... let me down here! {159915}{159932}Help! {159937}{159957}Let me down! {159962}{159977}Let... {160115}{160167}Well, there's the flower truck. {160260}{160317}For the last time,|Rosalind, where is the book? {160320}{160342}I'll never tell! {160345}{160362}Never! {160505}{160545}You'd better stay where you are. {160547}{160580}I warn you. {160585}{160660}I took care of you once|before, and I'll do it again! {160662}{160705}Drop it, bud! {160707}{160732}What's going on here? {160737}{160767}You, what about|that flower truck? {160772}{160797}I had to rescue the girl! {160800}{160822}These men are crooks! {160825}{160855}They're murderers! {160860}{160885}He's the leader, the boot! {160887}{160955}This is what they're after. {160957}{161020}It belongs to the|Dutch government. {161080}{161097}Get him! {161100}{161130}He's getting away! {161227}{161260}Twist her arm, will you? {161262}{161307}I'll show you... {161310}{161327}Mitty! {161330}{161370}Mitty, you fool! {161372}{161472}Leave that poor old man alone. {161475}{161497}Walter, all those policemen! {161502}{161525}What does it mean? {161527}{161557}Who's she? {161560}{161590}Oh, this is Rosalind. {161592}{161622}See, now you understand|why I left the wedding. {161625}{161655}I understand, you two-timer. {161657}{161702}Well, ladies, I guess|I was right all along. {161705}{161742}Walter, how could you? {161745}{161782}Rosalind can explain|everything, Mother. {161785}{161822}She was with me every minute. {161825}{161880}So all the time you were|making advances to my daughter, {161882}{161927}you were carrying on|with this Jezebel! {161930}{161967}Jezebel! {161970}{162017}How dare you? {162022}{162055}All of you! {162057}{162075}Rosalind, wait. {162077}{162100}Let her go, Mitty. {162102}{162135}You're well rid of her. {162137}{162177}Go on, run after her,|you milk-drinking Casanova! {162180}{162217}Milk? {162220}{162247}I'd like to see what he drinks|when he's out with that blonde! {162252}{162282}You filthy drunkard, you! {162285}{162340}You can't make a|lily out of a ragweed. {162342}{162367}Shut up! {162372}{162397}Mitty! {162397}{162440}You, too. {162442}{162492}Now, you're all|gonna listen to me. {162497}{162530}For years, I've been|listening to you, {162532}{162565}and you almost put|me in a straitjacket. {162570}{162635}Your small minds are|musclebound with suspicion. {162640}{162677}That's because the only|exercise you ever get {162677}{162712}is jumping to conclusions. {162715}{162775}You ought to be ashamed of|yourselves, every one of you! {162777}{162802}Now hold on, Mitty! {162805}{162827}I don't think... {162830}{162857}- You never think!|- What? {162862}{162890}The only good idea you ever had {162895}{162940}was to hire me to do|your thinking for you. {163350}{163400}Associate editor. {163517}{163532}Go right in. {163535}{163630}Take a look at it, Walt. {163632}{163722}Oh, Walter, it's just wonderful. {163725}{163770}Well, well, now, folks, this is {163772}{163842}just another working day in|the Pierce Publishing Company. {163845}{163915}"Frontier Stories" has|to meet its deadline. {163920}{163972}Have you ever been through|our plant, Mrs. Mitty? {163975}{163995}No, I haven't. {163997}{164017}Well, come along. {164020}{164037}I'll show you around. {164040}{164075}I'll see you later, dear. {164247}{164325}And, uh, no more|daydreaming, Walt, old man. {164327}{164350}Oh, no. {164352}{164400}Right you are, uh, uh, Bruce. {164402}{164420}Bruce? {164425}{164475}Why...87887