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Deadly dinos, laser beams,
putrid plants, cool machines
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Potty planets, moody moons,
strange sights, big booms
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Experiments that make you hurl,
visitors from other worlds
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Earth's core, stinky space,
the future of the human race
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Science that did not go right,
things that keep you up at night
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Biology with stings and fangs,
chemistry that stinks and bangs
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Freaky physics, we do that
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Quantum gravity, what's that?
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Weird and gross stuff
you should know
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Welcome to the
Horrible Science show!
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Come on, over here.
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This is where the money is.
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Got it? Yeah. Good.
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I'm Sir Isaac Newton, possibly the
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most brilliant scientist to have
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ever lived, but today,
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I shall be riding this
roller-coaster
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because while I may be clever,
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I forgot to read my contract.
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Ugh. Come on, let's do this.
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ROCK MUSIC
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Today on Science at Speed,
I will be answering the question...
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Hello, I'm Isaac Newton.
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OK, OK.
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Now, matter is...
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Argh!
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Oh, we're already very high!
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Matter is what makes up
everything around you...
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Ohh!
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Matter is made up of
tiny particles called atoms.
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Now, they're so small
that you can't see them.
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A bit like everyone down there.
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Oh!
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When the atoms are packed...
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SCREAMS: ..closely together...
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Aaaaaargh! Aaaaaargh!
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Aaaaaargh!
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..and stay in one position,
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then we call that a solid!
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Aa-aa-aa-aa-argh!
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Aaaaaargh! Aaaaaargh!
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Aaaaaargh!
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Now, when the atoms are far apart
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and can flow around freely
in all directions,
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we call that a gas!
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We call that a gas!
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It's a gas!
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Aaaaaargh! Argh!
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Aaaaaargh!
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But... Aaaaaargh!
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..when atoms are close together
but can slide around and flow,
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we call that a liquid.
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Ugh... Ugh...
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HE SOBS
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And that is the answer to,
"What is matter?"
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I think I might have released
a little bit of my own
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liquid and gas there...
FRRT!
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Oh...
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..and some solids.
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Oh, sorry about that.
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They were three brave astronauts
who went to space...
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..and came back changed...
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..into superheroes...
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..each now able to transform into
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one of the three different
states of matter.
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His solid hands have a
fixed size and a fixed shape.
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..who can turn to liquid
and be poured like gravy,
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flowing and changing shape
depending on her surroundings.
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Gas on.
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FRRT!
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..who has no fixed shape
so can move easily...
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Open a window!
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..spreading out everywhere.
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Together, they are...
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..and they'll face the world's most
disappointing supervillains.
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You'll never stop me!
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Talk to the hand!
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Solidly done.
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OK, you stopped me.
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SHE SHRIEKS
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Someone's making a splash!
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Ohh...
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Covered in liquid woman.
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Let's get gassy.
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Oh, no, not the Fart...
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Gas on!
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Wait, what did you just call me?
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I can't believe people
are calling me the Fart.
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I mean, this is the worst.
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No, that's not the worst.
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They also call you...
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MR SOLID AND LIQUID WOMAN LAUGH
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Sorry. OK, guys, I get it,
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but I'm still proud to be
part of the Thantastic 3,
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this triumphant trio of ours,
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one of only three states of matter.
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What?
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Introducing the fourth
member of the team...
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I have powers very like the gas.
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I'm also what makes lightning
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and the burning essence of the sun.
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Oh, great.
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So I'm not even the best gaseous
member of the team any more?
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I'm out of here.
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Gas off.
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Whoa...
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Every time...
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I'm out of here too.
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Ugh, please open a window.
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GLASS SHATTERS
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FRRT!
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Welcome to our
Materials and States Special,
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in honour of which I have got
a job on a building site.
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I'm in charge of health and safety.
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CLANG!
Owww!
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Starting now. That doesn't count.
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So we just saw - and smelled - the
gas there in The Thantastic 3.
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Where do you want this? Oh, hang on.
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You don't mind if I help this digger
park while I'm talking, do you?
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That's it, keep going.
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One of the most important
gases is oxygen...
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Plenty of room!
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..which you guys breathe.
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Keep going!
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Oxygen is one of the elements and...
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CRASH!
Oh, no!
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And...stop!
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That's perfect. Great parking.
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Here are some other elements.
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They make up almost
everything in the universe,
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from a mountain to a lettuce.
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They're wearing costumes
three sizes too small for them.
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They are the...
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CHEERING
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I'm Silver!
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I'm Iron!
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Ahh...
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Argh!
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And this is Uranium.
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I'm Uranium!
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I just said that.
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The heaviest element
found naturally on Earth,
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he's going to be unstoppable
on Hang Tough...
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Argh!
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..or maybe not.
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Next up, can you cope
with Copernicium?
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She'll destroy you...
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..unless she gets
destroyed first,
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which is pretty likely because
she decays in less than a minute.
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She's also a liquid
at room temperature,
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which makes her a health
and safety nightmare in the arena.
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Bradley, get the mop!
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Yaaargh!
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You don't want to make
an enemy of Antimony -
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or Sb for short.
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He was used in make-up
for thousands of years,
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since ancient Egyptian times.
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And that's not all
he's been used for.
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MUSIC FADES
Yeah, it was. No, it isn't.
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Looks like we're out of time. Heh!
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No, we're not.
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Antimony was also something
people swallowed
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to help them poo more easily...
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Let's talk about the make-up again.
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That was fun. That was nice.
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..and when he came
out the other end,
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people would wash him
and use him again.
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Sounds like the ultimate
eliminator to me.
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Great. That's really going to
help out my street cred. Cheers.
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Be proud of who you are, Antimony.
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Finally, the end is nigh -
it's Nitrogen,
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one of our most common elements.
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He's in our air and
he's one cool customer.
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Liquid nitrogen is so cold,
he can cause frostbite.
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He's also a big part of
why your wee smells...
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HE SNIFFS
..so thanks.
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That's gross. I guess.
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And he's a vital part of
the explosive dynamite.
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Dynamite ready!
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Not you, Dynamite. Wrong show.
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Oh... Right. Sorry.
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Who are you?
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I'm the thing that makes
dynamite so explosive.
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Without me...you'd be nothing.
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What did you say?
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Ooh! Is that Bradley and/or
Barney Walsh over there?
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I'm going to go.
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Well, I guess that's one way
out of the danger zone.
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Elemental Gladiators -
they're dynamite!
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Not you, Dynamite!
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Sorry.
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Well, they said they had a
solution for their midfield,
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but I'd take that
with a pinch of salt.
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Wise words, Alan.
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Let's see what that
means for the table.
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Well, hydrogen's still there at the
top, closely followed by helium.
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And at the bottom,
it's all getting radioactive.
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Micah, do you see anything changing?
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I don't really, Gabby.
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The table has barely changed
for 150 years, is it?
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Well, there you have it - no
change in the periodic table.
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Join us again next time for more
chemical action and reaction.
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Exciting! I'm in my element.
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MICAH CHUCKLES
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People often say to me,
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"Atom, you make up every
material in the universe,
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"but what's your favourite
thing to be part of?"
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Simple - metals.
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They're incredibly cool.
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They can make buildings, cars,
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those tiny, little forks for
eating posh, little cakes.
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Those are my three favourite things.
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But what I love most about metal
is how heavy it can be.
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How heavy, you ask?
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Brace yourself.
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HEAVY METAL MUSIC
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80% of the periodic table
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We do things some other
elements aren't able
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Conductors of heat and electricity
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We can withstand
temperatures of high degrees
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If that's not enough,
we're pretty and shiny
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Metal! Metal!
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You can bend or shape
us any way you choose
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Metal! Metal!
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Stretch us or compress us
Man, you just can't lose-ah
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Metal! Metal!
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Call us malleable
Am I making sense?
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As elements go,
I'd say we are immense
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Yeah, we're so heavy,
you could call us dense
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Metal! Metal!
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Metal
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We're so special...
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Check us out.
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Actually, we're not
that useful on our own
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Metal
Metal
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Too soft and weak to do
much if we're used alone
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Metal
Metal
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Our atoms are the same size,
so they slide about
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But mix us with another
and it sorts that out
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We become much stronger
Let me hear you shout
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Mix 'em together
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Super-strong bronze
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Yeah-ah, pretty clever!
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They make steel
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Harder and strong
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It's the real deal
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Make some noise for the alloys
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You can't live without us
Yeah, that much is true
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Metal! Metal!
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Bridges, buildings, transport
There's so much we do
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Metal! Metal!
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You won't find us melting
when we're in the sun
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Apart from mercury,
but he's the only one
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Without us, your lives,
they wouldn't be much fun
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Metal! Metal!
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Metal
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We're so special...
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Check us out.
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My supervisor has moved me over here
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and told me I have a
very important job
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of standing perfectly still
and not doing anything.
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And so far, I am nailing it.
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See? I'm great at it!
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Just like how some materials
are perfect for certain jobs,
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I am perfect for this job.
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I'm attentive and
I am totally still.
267
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You won't catch me
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waving my arms around...
BEEP!
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Ah!
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Oh...
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Oh, that's coming out of my wages...
272
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Luckily, I know how to rebuild it
with the help of two builders.
273
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Oh...
274
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Have... Have you got building
work that needs doing,
275
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but don't care what materials
your builders use?
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Then we've got the solution for you
277
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because here at
Doesn't Matter Construction,
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we believe the physical stuff
your materials are made of...
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BOTH: ..doesn't matter.
280
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Why spend all your dough on cement
281
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when you could just use porridge?
282
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It's safe as houses.
283
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Well, safe as one of OUR houses.
284
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Every good builder knows
that to build a house,
285
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you need the best
materials for the job.
286
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But we're not good builders,
287
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so we just use whatever
materials we want.
288
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Wood for
light bulbs...
289
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..jelly for walls...
290
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..cardboard for toilets...
291
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Is that poo and wee
all over my floor?!
292
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Yeah.
293
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..and tennis rackets for ceilings.
294
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Other builders are all like,
295
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"Ooh, but understanding the
qualities of different materials
296
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"can help you decide
what to use 'em for
297
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"and build brilliant,
long-lasting buildings."
298
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Well guess what?
299
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We don't think it matters.
CREAKING
300
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Oh!
301
00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:00,200
Why use carpet with its strong,
protective, gripping fibres
302
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,360
when you can use ketchup?
303
00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,400
Squirt it.
304
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:07,360
Whoa! Oh! Susan! Are you OK?
305
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:11,480
We pride ourselves on our total
lack of respect for what material
306
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is best for the job.
307
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I think I've sprained my ankle.
308
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Doesn't Matter Construction -
309
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where the physical matter that
your materials are made of...
310
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BOTH: ..doesn't matter.
311
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100% happiness guaranteed
or your money back.
312
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:25,960
I want my money back.
313
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,800
These are lasagne sheets!
314
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BOTH: Doesn't matter!
315
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All right,
space worms,
316
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:43,840
here's the plan for the greatest
crime in the history of the galaxy!
317
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,360
Today, we're going to Planet Earth
318
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to steal one of their
most valuable items -
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a plank of wood.
320
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Ooh! It's beautiful.
321
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It's flexible, strong, versatile.
322
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You can use it to
build amazing things
323
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:04,000
like boats, houses, paper, sporks.
324
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,200
OTHERS: Ohhh!
325
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So practical.
326
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The Earth is the only place
in the entire universe
327
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that we know, for sure, has wood.
328
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,760
Whoa!
329
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It comes from something
called a tree!
330
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OTHERS: Tree!
331
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On their planet, it's so common,
they don't even think it's valuable.
332
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They think things like diamonds
and gold are worth more!
333
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,880
LAUGHTER
334
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,280
Silly Earthlings.
335
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,720
You can find gold and diamonds
all over the universe. Right?
336
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,200
On my home planet,
337
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,720
gold is so plentiful,
338
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,440
we wipe our bottoms with it.
339
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:47,360
Ugh. Yeah, and on Saturn,
it literally rains diamonds.
340
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,440
Yep.
341
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:52,880
So the plan is we sneak
into a human fortress
342
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:56,240
known as a DIY shop.
343
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,400
OTHERS: Ooh...
344
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:01,400
Once inside, we will snatch
the valuable plank of wood.
345
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:05,120
We just need to think of
a way to sneak it past
346
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:08,040
the high security system
at the doors
347
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:11,120
known as a checkout till.
348
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,800
Oh, it's impossible.
349
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,040
I've got it!
350
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:18,040
Oh, this is going to be
my most ingenious idea yet.
351
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,120
Is it fake beards again?
352
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,400
Yes. Yes, it is.
353
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,920
OK, everyone, just act natural.
354
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,480
Careful with the wood.
355
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,760
Right, what do we do now?
356
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,480
Somebody say something!
357
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:32,920
AHEM!
358
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,320
Bit early for Halloween, innit?
359
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,880
Eh?
360
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,160
Costumes and stuff.
361
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,480
Oh!
362
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:47,560
ALIENS FAKE LAUGHTER
363
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,120
Right, shut up.
364
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:52,360
We'd like to buy this wood,
please, lady-mate.
365
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,320
Cash or card?
366
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:59,440
Would you accept
these boring diamonds
367
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,640
found all over the universe?
368
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:02,880
SHE GASPS
369
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:04,960
Heh-heh-heh...
370
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,960
Can't believe that worked.
Let's get out of here.
371
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,880
Have a big, lovely day!
372
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,080
Thank you.
373
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,440
Cheers!
374
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,000
We're not aliens.
375
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,000
When you mix two things together,
376
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,800
you sometimes get a
big chemical reaction -
377
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,160
releasing gas, producing heat
378
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:29,000
or even turning the two things
into one entirely new thing.
379
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,840
For example, I'm a housefly,
380
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,480
and when I puke on this poop...
381
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,680
..it dissolves into a lovely mush
that I call dinner.
382
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,360
Who knew chemistry
could be so delicious?
383
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,520
Guten tag, mein homies.
384
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,840
It's me, Big Al, back with another
385
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,720
science reaction video.
386
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,960
I'm so excited for zis video,
I even got my hair cut.
387
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,360
Just this one!
BADOOM-TISH!
388
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,600
It's ein hair joke! Get on board!
389
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,920
OK, so what have we got here?
390
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,280
Some pretty barrels,
some chemicals and...
391
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,480
Woo! Look at zat!
392
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,600
Zis video is about
chemicals mixing together
393
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,240
to make ze
big explosions.
394
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,680
I am making zese all
ze time in ze lab
395
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,000
and also in ze bathroom.
396
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,160
FRRT!
Oh!
397
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,240
Hans, open ze window!
398
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:21,040
So zey are making
the elephant's toothpaste.
399
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,240
No, not zat kind!
400
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,040
It's a simple experiment when
chemicals mix together to release
401
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,360
water and lots of
oxygen as gas bubbles,
402
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,200
and when washing-up
liquid is added,
403
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,400
these bubbles get
trapped and make foam.
404
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,720
Foam party, ja?
405
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,000
But wait, I guess they're going to
406
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,360
do something big.
407
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,080
OMC!
408
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,800
C for chemistry!
409
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,640
Zey are doing ein huge
version of ze experiment.
410
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,680
Eeh! Eeh! Eeh!
411
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,560
Look at all zose chemicals!
412
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,160
Zis is the greatest
moment of my life!
413
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,320
Look at this, huh?
414
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,840
Who are zese children
who get ze front-row seat?
415
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,000
How do I get to swap places
with these children?
416
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,640
Zey're doing ein countdown.
417
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,280
You know it's good if
they're doing a countdown.
418
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,680
Aaaargh!
419
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,360
Das ist unbelievable!
420
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,680
It looks like ein volcano!
421
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,240
But instead of ze lava,
it looks like frog vomit.
422
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:15,320
Ze funnel shape makes ze reaction
shoot up and out of ze container.
423
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,440
Sploooosh!
424
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,320
Out comes ze water and ze oxygen.
425
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:22,520
Also, zey added washing-up liquid
und food dye to make it all nice
426
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:23,640
and green and foamy.
427
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,440
You know, for science, ja?
428
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,840
Amazing!
429
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:29,200
Five hamburgers out of five!
430
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,000
Whaaaaaa!
431
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,800
Einstein out!
432
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,480
CACKLING
433
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:40,000
By the light of the moon
and the hair on my chin
434
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,440
This evil mischief's about to begin
435
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:47,400
First into the pot,
from a dangerous creature...
436
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,640
Then I will add,
as I cackle with glee...
437
00:19:58,360 --> 00:19:59,840
Next, I will add a...
438
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,360
And with that, my sisters,
439
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,200
our mixture's complete
440
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,680
Let's have a taste
as our bedtime treat.
441
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,600
But first, a little seasoning.
442
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,040
OTHERS: Oh, Linda!
443
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,280
Classic Linda.
444
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,760
If we've told you once,
we've told you a million times,
445
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,200
we're off salt at the moment.
446
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,480
It's just so plain without
a little something to season it.
447
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,760
You haven't even tasted it yet!
Rude!
448
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,680
And you know that too much salt
can ruin the flavour
449
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,120
of a delicate, knobbly knee.
450
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:33,040
Ugh, fine! I'll try and get it out.
451
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,840
Ugh, you can't get it out, Linda!
452
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,200
The salt will have
dissolved in the puke.
453
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,800
Surely I can just sieve it out.
454
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,920
You can't sieve it out!
455
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,160
You're just getting chunks
of thumb and tongue.
456
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,520
Do you ever think it's weird that
you're happy to eat a duke's puke,
457
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,920
but not a little bit of salt?
458
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,200
Not really. No.
459
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,480
Ah. Well, look, it's not working.
460
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,760
The salt must be too
small to catch in a sieve.
461
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,040
It's dissolved, Linda!
462
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,200
It's literally become
a part of the mixture.
463
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,120
Fine! Look, pass me that kitchen
roll. Maybe I can filter it.
464
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,360
Well, that won't work.
465
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,880
Filtering's just like sieving,
466
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,800
but with smaller holes
to catch smaller solids.
467
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,920
LINDA SIGHS
It's not working.
468
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,400
See? We could just...
CAT SCREECHES
469
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,440
..make another one.
470
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:15,120
And where do you think we'll
find a maths teacher's waxy ears
471
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,400
at this time? I don't know.
472
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,800
And we'll need more knees.
473
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,120
Are you offering yours up, Linda?
474
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,320
Well, we could use Kacey's.
What are you saying?!
475
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,960
Saying you've got very
knobbly knees, love.
476
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,920
No, I do not!
Everyone in the village says it.
477
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,280
No, I do not!
478
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,120
THEY BICKER
479
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:32,960
All the liquid's gone!
480
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,760
LINDA GASPS
It's magic!
481
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:38,560
It's not magic, Linda,
it's evaporated!
482
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,400
All the liquid's turned to gas
483
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,840
and just left the solids,
484
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,840
including your salt crystals.
485
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,040
The evaporation separated
out all the salt, all right!
486
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,160
It's all over these ears!
487
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,160
Tell you what - we could just
have a nice cup of tea instead.
488
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,640
Oh, yeah. Yes. Yeah.
489
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,280
You want salt in yours?
No-one puts salt in tea!
490
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,800
Well, I do sometimes.
491
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,800
So that's our Materials
and States Special.
492
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,120
Oh, it's good to know
I have a backup career
493
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,800
if presenting doesn't work out.
494
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,120
You're fired!
495
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,240
Ah...
496
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,080
Maybe I'll stick
to presenting, then.
497
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:15,240
As it turns out, materials like
rocks can change naturally,
498
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:19,120
even without a big red button being
accidentally pressed by innocent,
499
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,240
hard-working aliens!
500
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:25,080
Anyway, I hope you
enjoyed my MATERIAL
501
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,080
and now I will STATE - ha-ha! -
502
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,880
that it's time to say goodbye.
503
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,920
BEEP!
Oh, come on!
504
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:34,600
Someone's going to get
into trouble for that!
505
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,520
Horribly Scientific Movies
presents..
506
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:44,840
..a stone-cold hit musical
that rocks hard.
507
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,040
ROCKS: Whoa!
508
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,000
Look at all you little rocks,
sitting there looking up at me,
509
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,400
not knowing where you came from
or what you're going to be!
510
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,840
Well, let me teach you the
oldest story on the planet -
511
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,000
the rock cycle, baby!
GUITAR LICK
512
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,400
What's the rock cycle?
513
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,040
The rock cycle is how you guys
turn from one form of rock
514
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,440
to another in three main steps.
515
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:05,480
ROCKS: Ooh...
516
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:08,920
You melt and cool to
become igneous rocks...
517
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,080
Cool!
518
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,920
..squish together,
become sedimentary rocks...
519
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,160
Ooh, yeah!
520
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,760
..heated and pressurised - boom!
521
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,160
Ah! Heh-heh-heh...
522
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,960
You're metamorphic, baby.
523
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,200
Yeah! And then you do it again.
524
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,560
It's the cycle of ro-oo-oo-ock!
525
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:27,920
The rock cycle,
it's a cycle that rocks
526
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,520
It goes around and around,
yeah, but it never stops...
527
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,960
Which one am I? What about me?
528
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,520
OK, OK, calm down, my rocky friends.
529
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,080
Let's start with you, granite. Yeah!
530
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,920
You are igneous rocks
531
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,760
You were born from magma
532
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:45,000
Yeah, you cooled real quick...
I'm cool!
533
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,640
You're volcanic and tough
534
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,240
And if that ain't rock enough
535
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:52,120
My friend, you are a granite brick
Na-na-na-na!
536
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,760
Yeah, man, I'm igneous!
537
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,280
I want to be igneous!
538
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,800
You were once, my sandstone friend
539
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,520
Sedimentary rocks
540
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,240
You contain loads of stuff
541
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,720
Like sand, fossils,
minerals and shells...
542
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:05,960
Oh, nice!
543
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,320
You're tightly compact
544
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,240
Yeah, that's a rock cycle fact
545
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,800
And the weather has
eroded you well...
546
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,240
Aww, I want to be sedimentary now!
547
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:15,800
You will be one day, granite.
548
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,520
Cool! Just give it
a few million years.
549
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,560
What?!
550
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,720
The rock cycle,
it's a cycle that rocks...
551
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:23,960
Hey, man, what am I?
552
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,000
You know what you are, marble?
553
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,560
You're metamorphic
554
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,520
Once a sedimentary pile
555
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,520
But after pressure and heat
556
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,520
You change your style
557
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:36,400
You shimmer, shine
with crystals or stripes
558
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:40,480
Could be a smooth marble top
or a slate roof tile...
559
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,840
I really am smooth.
560
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,280
Sometimes I slide right off the...
561
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,400
Whoa! Argh!
562
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,920
Igneous
Yeah!
563
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,560
Sedimentary
Yeah!
564
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,280
Metamorphic
Yeah!
565
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,200
The cycle of rock!
566
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,840
Round and around, yeah
567
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,120
The rock never sto-oo-oo-ops!
568
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:59,040
A School of Rocks -
rated R for rock.
569
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,680
And that's how you rocks
rock and roll!
570
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,560
Now, pack up your bags
cos school's out for summer!
571
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,040
Ha-ha! Woo!
572
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,240
Huh? It's November.
573
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,480
Yeah, I don't think
he was a real teacher.
574
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,840
I'm Nitrogen. I'm...
575
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,080
Huh? It's November.
576
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:21,600
Oh, wrong character.
577
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,160
HE says it's November.
578
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,680
Weird and gross stuff you now know
579
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,320
Hope you enjoyed
580
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:31,080
The Horrible Science show!
581
00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:35,680
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