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Deadly dinos, laser beams, putrid
plants, cool machines
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Potty planets, moody moons,
strange science, big booms
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Experiments that make you
hurl, visitors from other worlds
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Earth's core, stinky space,
the future of the human race
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Science that did not go right,
things to keep you up at night
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Biology with stings and fangs,
chemistry that stinks and bangs
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Freaky physics we do that
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Quantum gravity, what's that?
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Weird and gross stuff you should
know
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Welcome to the Horrible Science
show!
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Welcome to a very special episode
starring
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three of the powerhouses of
science.
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First, put your hands together
for one of our brightest stars.
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It's light!
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Argh! It's too bright!
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Next up, make some noise for sound.
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HORN BLARES
Argh!
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Too loud. And, finally,
you heard the buzz.
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Let's shake the house
with electricity!
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ZAP
Ow!
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Is this going to happen every time I
say light, sound or electricity?
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PIPETTE SCREAMS
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Whoa. I didn't think this through.
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OK, while I get some much
needed medical attention,
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here's something about light.
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Waargh!
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Time to meet your doom, planet
Earth!
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Ow!
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Can you play somewhere else, please?
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We were here first.
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HE HISSES
Weirdo.
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Thanks
for bringing us on a day trip, boss.
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It's not a day trip, Janine.
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It's the end of the world
as we know it.
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And a picnic. From here,
we'll have the best view possible
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for when I press this button
and switch off the sun.
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And then all the world leaders beg
for help,
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and I rule the world.
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Say goodbye to the sun.
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Hmph.
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FRUSTRATED GRUNTS
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Toni, a word.
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Why is nothing happening?
The sun is 93 million miles away,
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so it takes light eight minutes
and 14 seconds to get here.
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So you're telling me I have to wait
over eight minutes
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to see any difference? Yeah.
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Take a walk with me, Toni.
I just wanted to check you brought
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that crate of cute but ravenous
man-eating hamsters?
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Oh, yeah, we did. It's right here.
Just go in and...
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TONI SCREAMS,
HAMSTERS SQUEAK
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Oh, so sad. I don't
think I'll ever get over her death.
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OW! Do you know how long it took me
to do my hair this morning?
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No. Now...
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What can I do for eight minutes?
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Man on, man on.
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Pass! Man on. That is well offside.
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I'm open! I'm open!
What is he doing?
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I'm open. I'm open.
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BEEPING
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And that's eight minutes.
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Thanks for the kick-about...oh.
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And now the sun should be off.
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Francoise, why is the sun still on?
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Well, the sun is huge,
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330,000 times the size of the earth,
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so this machine can't make the sun
stop releasing energy.
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Take a walk with me, Francoise.
Don't worry, I'm not cross.
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Au revoir. I just need you to start
up the human vase-making machine.
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In you go. There we go...
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WHIRRING
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FRANCOISE SCREAMS
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So sad. I don't think I'll...
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FRANCOISE SCREAMS
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I don't think I'll ever get over
his...
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FRANCOISE SCREAMS
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..death. I'll miss what's his name.
Of course, in a way,
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he's still with us.
Actually, do you know what?
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Take a walk with me, Janine.
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These vases always look better
in pairs.
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Right.
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VOICEOVER: When it's time to know
beauty.
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When it's time
to know sophistication.
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When it's time to know...the time.
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It's time for the sundial
wristwatch.
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Sundial.
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No battery, no charging,
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just the natural light of the sun
and precision engineering.
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Precision.
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As the sun moves across the sky,
the shadow on the sundial changes.
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Shadow.
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That shadow is created
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by a small, pointy stick called
a gnomon.
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Num... Num-num. Nwan... Num.
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Small, pointy stick.
Small, pointy stick.
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It tells you the time
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using numbers on the dial's face,
except at night-time.
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Except...
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Wait. What's the point in that?
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The sundial from Solax.
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It needs the sun to work
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and only gives a rough idea of
the time,
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so don't rely on sundials
for anything important.
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The sundial wristwatch.
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Warning - sun not included.
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Only tells the right time if kept
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in exactly the position it was
designed for.
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Other than that, it's great.
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VOICEOVER: Coming and going soon,
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the disappearing moon.
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..and then he saw
the werewolf's teeth!
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THEY SCREAM
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HE CHUCKLES
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I'm glad it's not a full
moon tonight.
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Legends say werewolves come out on
a full moon.
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Awooooooo!
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Wait, hang on. Werewolves only come
out when the moon is full,
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as in, like, a fully round circle.
Yah! What are you doing?
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WEREWOLF SIGHS
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I can't believe
I've got to explain this again.
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Right, the moon is round.
No, it's not.
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Look at it. Tonight, it's like a
toenail clipping.
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Right, number one, gross.
Number two,
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granted, you can only see a
crescent-shaped bit,
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but the rest of it is still there.
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The moon doesn't actually
change shape. Number three...
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I'm hungry, so, "Awooo", etc.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't just
make up moon science cos
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you're feeling peckish.
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I'm not making it up.
Right, give me that.
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Hey, that's my torch.
Give me a minute.
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I can explain this with some props.
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Right, you're the earth, OK?
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You're the sun.
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OK, so, what we see on earth is just
the sun's light reflecting off
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the moon as it travels round the
melon.
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Er, the earth. Where did you get a
melon and orange from?
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I brought them with me from home.
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It's amazing how often I have
to explain this to my victims.
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Victims?! Yeah, we'll get to
that bit.
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The half of the moon facing the sun
is always lit up, like this!
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From the earth, the amount of the
lit half we can
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see changes as the moon travels on
its orbit around earth.
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I always thought the moon was made
of cheese.
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No, it's made of rock
and it's always round,
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therefore it's kind of always full.
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We just can't always see the whole
moon. To be honest,
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the moon's actually there during
the daytime half the time,
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so I'd be well within my rights
to attack you in the morning.
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Right, if it's all right with you
guys...
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..I'm going to eat you. Um,
I would just say we've been walking
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for days without a shower,
so we smell a bit.
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If you grab our backpacks,
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we could stick some deodorant on
before you eat us.
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Ooh, seasoning.
Well, that's very good of you.
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Oh, great. Well, yeah, sure.
Most people aren't actually
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this cool about it. To be honest,
I'm glad of the chat.
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It can be nice to...
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Oh, they've gone.
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Well, I guess it's fruit
for dinner again tonight.
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Ah, it is a tale as old as time, no?
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I find myself caught between
the two loves.
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On the one hand, I love the light.
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Oh, come here, ma petite cherie.
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Mwah. Ow! Mwah. Ow! Mwah. Ow!
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But, on the other hand,
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I love the sound of my wings
when they go the flap-flap!
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Muh-muh-muh-mwah!
But what is better?
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Light or sound?
Only one can win my heart.
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Although, I have to admit,
I'm hoping it's light.
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Light, I love you.
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Mwah-mwah... Ow, it's hot!
It's very hot!
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Hello and welcome to Sci Sports.
This is...
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Physics Grudge Match.
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I thought we agreed I was going to
say that bit. No, you agreed.
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Yeah, and you agreed with me.
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I didn't. I agreed,
you agreed, we agreed.
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Anyway, it's finally here, the race
you've all been waiting for.
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Light...
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..versus Sound.
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It's a best of three contest and in
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the first event they will be racing
through air.
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Here we go.
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HORN BLARES
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And they're off... Nailed it!
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..and it's over. Light wins!
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Even though Sound travels at a
whopping 767mph in air,
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we clocked the winner Light at
a staggering 671,000,000mph.
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If you did that in a car, they'll
give you a six-month driving ban
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and telling them that you're a TV
presenter
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cannae help you, trust me. I
wouldn't trust you to put your shoes
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on the right feet, Gordon.
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Looks like Sound doesn't stand
a chance.
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Oh, not so fast, Sara.
The next race is underwater.
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Who can travel furthest?
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It can all change here.
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I know. I was literally
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in the same meetings as you about
this event, Gordon. Oh, right.
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HORN BLARES
And they're off again!
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Oh, and look at that!
Sound has won this leg.
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Oh, there's still no sign
of Light at the finish line though.
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She's probably avoiding you, Gordon.
Hmph.
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No, wait. There's Light.
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She's only made it about 1,000
metres. Unimpressive.
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Yep, that's right. Light bounces off
all the closely packed particles
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in a liquid, so she can't travel
as far.
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Oh, getting through those particles
is like trying
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to push past a queue of toddlers at
the fairground.
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They're like, "Oi, you!
What are you doing
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"on the tea cups?
You're too old for that."
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We're not talking about
the race any more, are we, Gordon?
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I love those teacups, I do.
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So, it's 1-1.
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Light's faster through air
and Sound can travel
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further through water.
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But who will win in a race
in the vacuum of space?
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Wow! The starting horn didn't even
make a sound at all.
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Can think of someone else I'd rather
didn't make any sound
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at all, Gordon.
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Well, there's nothing at all in the
vacuum of space,
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which means she cannae move
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because Sound needs particles
to travel through.
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Whereas Light goes even faster
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when there aren't any particles
to get in its way.
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So...Light wins!
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Oh-ho-ho!
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I can't actually hear
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what Light is shouting
because there's no sound in space.
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But I'll tell you what,
it does not look friendly.
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So, Light wins 2-1
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and that's everything from us here
at the Physics Grudge Match...
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Physics Grudge Match.
I am saying that bit.
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How many times? And your shoes
are on the wrong feet, by the way.
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I can't believe light wins
in a competition against sound.
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I have always preferred sound,
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but then that's probably
because I am so...
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Ahem.
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Muuuu....siiii...caaaaaaaaal!
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Ha-ha! Oh, yes, I have
had whole audiences on their feet.
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Well, running for the door,
which is a bit harsh.
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I mean, there are far worse sounds
than the ones I make.
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La...la...laaaargh....!
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VOICEOVER: The Royal Albert Hall is
hosting a ground-breaking concert.
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Morning. Featuring a once
in a lifetime performance from
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a soloist with
a very special instrument...
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..her bum.
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SHE FARTS
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TRUMPETS IMITATE FART
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This is First Honk of the Proms.
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Uh, let's have an A.
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PIANO CHORD
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SHORT FART
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And a B.
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SHORT NOTE,
SHORT FART
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Farting is just like playing
a brass instrument. With a trumpet,
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sound is made by vibrating your lips
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as you blow air into the mouthpiece.
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OK. From the bottom, ja?
I'm doing the same thing,
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except the mouthpiece is my bum
and the air is a trump.
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SHE FARTS
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LONGER FART
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Mine's the one instrument
where a bum note is a good thing.
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With one week to go
until the big night,
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the wind is blowing
in the wrong direction.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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That was wrong. Um,
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actually, that last one wasn't me.
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Philip? Out!
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We don't need two trouser trumpets
in the orchestra.
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PHILIP SOBS
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Grace, I want passion.
I want you to open up.
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That sounds risky. Take risks.
The bottom is like a
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brass instrument. For a louder
sound, you blow out more gas,
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more quickly. I want the audience
to hear your talent.
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If they're near the front,
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I want them to smell it,
maybe even...
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..taste it.
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But, with showtime approaching,
there are more problems.
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SHE WHIMPERS
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I'm too nervous to guff.
Oh, come on, I believe in you.
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OK.
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THUNDEROUS FART
Oh!
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The curtains will open tonight,
and all the doors and windows. Ooh!
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Shepherd's pie? Yes. Oh, well done.
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And, with the beefy
smell of anticipation in the air,
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it's time for the final performance.
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APPLAUSE
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CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
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SHE FARTS IN TUNE
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APPLAUSE
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SHE FARTS IN TUNE
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SHE FARTS IN TUNE
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MUSIC CRESCENDOS
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INTENSE FARTING
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APPLAUSE
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Grace has done it.
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It's a performance
they'll never forget.
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Fabulous. Fabulous!
I don't know
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if my instrument's going to change
the world, but...
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AUDIENCE MEMBER SWOONS
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..I'm certainly
going to change my underwear.
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Oh, Philip! I know at least one of
those was yours!
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Oi, you! Come here.
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HE BURPS
Ooh! Sorry about that.
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I just finished off
some lovely nectar
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and I think I drank it a bit
too fast.
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Yeah. All right,
I don't mean to brag...
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Well, I do, because us bees really
are amazing.
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When we land on a flower
to drink nectar,
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some of the flower's pollen sticks
to us, too,
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and we carry it to other flowers,
which helps create new flowers.
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Oh, ha, and we make a really
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lovely buzzzzing noise
as we fly around.
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But why do you think we buzz?
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Is it because...
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..or we're singing because we're
so happy doing our jobs,
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flying from flower to flower?
Ntzz, ntzz, ntzz.
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Ha-ha-ha! I will shake my
bee-autiful booty
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while you think of the answer.
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Yeah, feast your eyes.
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All right, that's enough of that.
The answer is...
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B!
The noise comes from our wings,
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which flap so fast they make a
buzzing sound.
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Bzz! All right, anyway,
this bee's got to bounce.
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Electricity is everywhere,
it's even inside you right now.
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Yep, us brain cells use electricity
to send signals.
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They're constantly firing off
to other parts of the body.
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Pew-pew! That's a message for the
lungs.
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Pew-pew! That's one off to the
kidney.
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Pew-pew-pew! That one's gone off to
the bum muscles, but...
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Ooh, actually, you don't need
to know about that one.
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Pew-pew! That was a message to the
hand to open a window, just in case.
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Pew-pew! And that was a message to
the mouth to ask the question,
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"But what is electricity?"
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KNOCKS ON DOOR
Can I have a waffle?
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Oh, they're closed. I'm Sir Isaac
Newton, a very hungry
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and very serious scientist.
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But today I shall be
riding on this giant
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mechanical dragon so you can
all laugh at me screaming.
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Now, get out of my way. Famous
scientists go to the front. Shoo!
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Today on Science and Speed,
I shall be answering the question,
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"What is electricity
and why did I agree to do this?"
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Oh, no, we're moving.
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Now, electricity is a very useful
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type of energy.
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It powers your phone.
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It lights your home.
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Oh! "Go to the seaside," they said.
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"You'll have a really fun time,"
they said.
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Anyway, electricity powers
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even the screen
that you're watching right now
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and this absurd monstrosity
that I'm riding.
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Now, most electricity...
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Oorgh! ..is made by generators
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that are powered by things
like coal...
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..GAS...
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..SUNLIGHT!!
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HE SCREAMS
..WIND...
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HE SCREAMS
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Electrical energy is carried
by TINY PARTICLES called electrons.
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HE SCREAMS
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To control...!
HE WAILS
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To control where the energy goes,
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electrons usually FLOW...
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..THROUGH ELECTRICAL WIRES.
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Aaargh!
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A bit like weewee is flowing
down my leg right now.
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Ugh! Oh, oh.
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Are we done?
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BIRD SQUAWKS
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Why are you doing that, then?
I just open my beak and...
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SHE SQUAWKS
Not that! I know how to squawk.
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SHE SQUAWKS
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I mean, sitting on an electric wire
without being, you know...?
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HE SCREAMS AND SPLUTTERS
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00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,040
Yeah, that. Oh, I'm perfectly safe.
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00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:27,040
See? How come Corville
just got fried?
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00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,400
Because he was touching the wire
and the tree.
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00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,640
If you touch the wire
and something else that's
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connected to the ground,
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you make a circuit
for the electricity to pass through,
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so it passes through you. What?!
So how come you're safe?
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00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,200
Well, I'm only connected to the
wire.
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00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,920
I'm not giving the electricity
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any option to change
where it's going,
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so it stays in the wire.
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00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:54,520
It just keeps doing what it's
doing - minding its own business.
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00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:59,440
So you're saying, as long
as a bird isn't touching the ground,
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or touching something
else that's touching the ground,
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00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,880
it can sit on the wire and be safe?
Mm, basically.
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00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,880
It's one of the perks of being
a bird,
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00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,680
where you can just fly up here
and land on a wire.
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00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,720
If a human tried it, they'd get...
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ZAP AND SCREAM
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Yeah, that. Now, come on,
rest your feathers.
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00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,720
It's a lovely view from up here.
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00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:25,880
Ooh! You're right.
It's lovely up here, isn't it?
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Ooh! Look at me. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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SHE GIGGLES
Oh! Mind yourself.
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00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,760
If you touch two wires at the same
time...
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SHE SCREAMS,
SHE FARTS
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00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,520
..you'll make yourself the perfect
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00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,320
circuit for electricity to flow
through!
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00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:47,080
Probably best to stay away from
wires entirely, like the humans do!
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00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,880
Phew! That was lucky.
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00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,440
Argh!
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00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,880
Ooh, what are the chances?
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00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:01,680
I'm back with another
of my science reaction vids.
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00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,600
They will make your jaw drop almost
as fast as the speed of light.
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00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,680
That is really fast, you guys!
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00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,240
Ah, this video is about lightning.
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00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:12,560
I love lightning, it's how I get my
hair to stand on end.
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Waargh!
ZAPS
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00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,880
EINSTEIN CACKLES
I'm just joking.
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00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,760
Please do not write in.
415
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,360
I spent three hours in the hair
and make-up.
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00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:24,960
Oh, looky, looky! That is our Tesla
coil, ein big machine
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00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,080
that creates lightning
with ein voltage of...
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00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,520
Now, remember,
lightning is super dangerous,
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00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,240
so you shouldn't do anything stupid
with it.
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00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:40,480
So what is this guy doing?
No way! He's going to zap the car
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00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,440
with him in it. Uh, that
American football helmet
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00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,320
won't protect you from lightning.
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00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,160
Lightning does not tackle you like
a quarterback.
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00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,520
Trust me, bro, I'm ein scientist.
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00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,360
Argh! Oh, wow!
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00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,680
Oh, boy! My stomach
is doing the boingy-boingy.
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00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,840
This is...not scary at all.
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00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:01,760
This is uber wunderbar!
Don't do this at home, obviously.
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00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:02,920
OK!
430
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:06,880
We're going into lightning.
Ja! Science is happening.
431
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,920
Ooh, here it comes! Oh...!
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00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,480
Oh, it's passing over.
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00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,640
Guys, I've got to be honest,
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I don't know what the helmet
is contributing at this point.
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00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,920
We are under. Am I dead?
Am I dying?
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00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:21,000
No, funny American, you are
not dying.
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00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,800
In fact, you are
perfectly safe.
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00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:27,200
The metal frame on the car
acts like a shield.
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00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,400
The lightning is trying
to find its way to the ground,
440
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:34,280
so it goes around
the outside of the car and down.
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00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,920
So, inside the car,
he's totally fine.
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00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,160
Sorry to be a buzzkill!
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00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,760
But lightning is dangerous, so...
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00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,920
Well, he survived,
even with the silly helmet.
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00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:48,560
I give that seven million tongue
bagels out of five.
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00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,320
Ah!
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00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:53,720
OK, we've made a couple
of adjustments to the sign
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00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,560
and I'm almost positive it's going
to be fine now.
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00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:59,160
So thank you for watching our
light...
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00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,760
Ergh! ..sound...
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HORN BLARES
Ow! ..and electricity.
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00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,680
ZAP
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00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:11,080
..special. I hope it was loud,
dazzling and shocking.
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HORN BLARES AND ZAPPING
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00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,960
But, before we go,
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00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:20,120
we've got a sparky little number
from Nikola Tesla about...
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00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:23,280
Do I really have to say it?
Yep, you do.
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00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,680
..electricity.
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00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,800
ZAP
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00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,120
Oh, come on!
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00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:33,600
Oh, I'm Nikola Tesla
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Electrical pioneer
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00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:45,880
I crossed the world
from Croatia to the USA
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Where I played around
with electricity
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So...
Don't shock me now
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I won't shock you,
but I'll show you how it works
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00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,040
Show you how it works
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00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,600
Electricity starts its life
in a power station
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Turbines produce the energy
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00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,360
It's sent to our homes using wires
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00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:12,560
And really big pylons,
where it will flow, flow, flow
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For use by you and me
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It powers so much stuff, yeah
From fridges to games
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00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,680
Electric trousers
and this disco light
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00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,920
But touching a
livewire's not bright
476
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,680
Not even for a
super cool inventor like me
477
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,920
Don't shock me now
Don't shock me now
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00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:34,800
My alternating current was
a worldwide hit
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00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,720
Don't shock me now
Don't shock me now
480
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:40,760
If you want to make the power flow
You need a closed circuit
481
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,800
Don't shock me now
But be careful with wires
482
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,640
Don't shock me now
We don't want a fire
483
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:51,280
Don't want to get shocked at all
484
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:54,960
I developed lots of gadgets
I'm part of the reason
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00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,000
There's power inside
your house right now
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00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,680
I was eccentric
I couldn't touch hair
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00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,720
Fell in love with a pigeon
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00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,000
I also loved, loved, loved
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00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,640
The number three
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00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,600
The writer Mark Twain
was my pal, yeah
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00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,160
He tried my experiments
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00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,160
He said they were good
for his health
493
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,360
Though this one made
him poo himself...
494
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,120
FART
I really wish you wouldn't tell
495
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,280
That story about me
496
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,400
Don't shock me now
Don't shock me now
497
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,760
I like inventing strange stuff
498
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,360
What can I say?
499
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,440
Don't shock me now
Don't shock me now
500
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,160
Like this Tesla coil
501
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,400
And maybe even a death ray
502
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,680
Don't shock me now
Just a zappity-doo
503
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:39,200
Don't shock me now
It might make you poo-poo
504
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,760
We don't want to get shocked
at all
505
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,600
Zap, zap, zap, zap, zap
506
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,720
Zap, zap, zap, zap
507
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:55,680
Zap, zap, zap, zap, zap, zap
508
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,920
Zap, zap, zap...
509
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,200
And switch off the... Ow!
510
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,000
Did I pre-empt it?
I pre-empted it.
511
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,200
It's a slow chicken.
512
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,720
A slow chicken!
513
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,320
Weird and gross stuff you now know
514
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,800
Hope you enjoyed
515
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,760
The Horrible Science show!
516
00:25:21,810 --> 00:25:26,360
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