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Deadly dinos, laser beams,
putrid plants, cool machines
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Potty planets, moody moons,
strange science, big booms
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Experiments that make your hurl
Visitors from other worlds
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Earth's core, stinky space,
the future of the human race
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Science that did not go right
Things that keep you up at night
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Biology with stings and fangs,
chemistry that stinks and bangs
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Freaky physics, we do that
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Quantum gravity, what's that?
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Weird and gross stuff
you should know
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Welcome to
the Horrible Science show!
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It's alive! Argh! It's alive!
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Well...
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Well what, Ivan?
Is it actually alive?
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Huh? Uh? Have you checked
with Mrs Gren?
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Who is Mrs Gren?
Oh, she's not a person.
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It's the initials
for the seven life processes.
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It's a series of tests that tell us
if something's alive.
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Brains! Quiet.
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Mummy's talking. Oh.
I'll show you.
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My monster can pass any test.
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Well, test one is M for movement.
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Baby girl, grab your PE kit. Hmm!
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SHE PANTS
That's my girl.
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Pass. Yes!
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Test two, R for respiration -
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taking in oxygen from the air
and using it to make energy.
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Say R!
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Brains! And breathing out
carbon dioxide.
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No, R!
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Ah, brains!
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Test three, S for sensitivity -
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detecting changes in surroundings.
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SHE SHRIEKS
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Ha-ha-ha.
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Test four, G for growing.
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Agh! Huh?
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Ta-da! No-oh-oh.
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Growing all by itself.
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Oh!
FAIL BUZZER
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Test five, R for reproduction.
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Being able to recreate
more versions of yourself.
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That doesn't count.
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TOGETHER: Oh!
FAIL BUZZER
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Agh, agh!
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Test six, E for excretion -
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getting rid of waste.
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I'd give it a minute,
if I were you.
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Yes! Ugh, I'm going to be sick.
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And, finally, N for nutrition -
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in humans, we just call that eating.
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Ketchup, ketchup, ketchup!
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OK, so, according to Mrs Gren,
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the monster is not actually alive
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because it didn't pass
all the tests.
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But you can say this instead.
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Fine.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ah!
It is not actually alive,
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but it does perform five of
the seven life processes.
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Huh? I'm sorry,
this sounds really lame.
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Well, it is accurate.
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Brains? Yeah, sure.
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Have his.
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Aargh, ooh!
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Ugh! Eating brains is not for me.
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But each to their own.
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All living creatures are different,
aren't they?
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There are over two million
different types.
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There's so many, it's hard
to know how to organise them.
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I tried colour coordinating
them once.
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Now I'm not allowed back
in London Zoo. Ha-ha!
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So if you happen
to see any angry purple tigers,
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don't tell 'em where I live.
Fortunately, you humans have
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a clever system of organising
animals called classification.
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GROWLING
Oh, no! He's found me! Ah!
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Hello and welcome back to...
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A fun game show where a
member of the public
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is locked into a box
with a mystery animal,
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and their team-mates
have to work out
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what that animal is by using
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a series of simple questions
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called a classification key.
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AUDIENCE: Ooh! Here's a recap on how
they've done so far.
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In round one,
the team sent Bill into the box.
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BILL SHRIEKS
Does it have a backbone, Bill? Yes!
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Oh, stop grabbing at me!
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So we know it's a vertebrate.
That means it's either a fish,
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reptile, bird, amphibian or mammal.
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Has it got wings, Bill? Yes.
Massive wings. Agh!
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I'm thinking bird.
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Does it lay eggs?
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Yes. Sorry, I wasn't
trying to steal it.
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Wait a minute! Agh!
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It sounds big.
Shall we say ostrich?
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Please say ostrich! OW!
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Ostrich? Correct!
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Yes! And, in round two, the team
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sent Bill into the box - again.
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OK. No backbone,
so it's an invertebrate.
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Oh, they're everywhere!
Six legs means insect.
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Small, wings, stripes.
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Oh! It's either a bee
or a wasp.
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Argh! It's up my nose!
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I think it's a bee. Bee!
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Correct! And in round three,
Bill stepped up again.
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In you go.
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If it's cold-blooded,
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it might be a fish
or a reptile.
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Is it cold-blooded, Bill?
How am I supposed to know that?!
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Agh! No, no, no!
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Oh, please, no! Argh!
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And it was, of course,
a crocodile,
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which means they're through
to our final.
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Sandra, who are you going to send
into the box for the final time?
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Well, we've talked about it
and it is going to be Bill.
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Agh!
THEY ALL SHOUT
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After a little persuading,
Bill is back in the box.
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Please keep your voices down.
He's asleep.
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Let's classify!
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Oh, no, it's a bear!
It's a grisly bear!
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Ah, ah, ah! Yes-or-no answers,
Bill. Bill, does it have a backbone?
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Yes, it's a bear!
OK, so it's a vertebrate.
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Right. Does it have feathers?
No, it's a bear!
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No feathers. So it's not a bird.
Is the skin scaly?
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It's a bear!
Does it give birth to live young?
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Great question. It's a bear!
I'm thinking it's a mammal.
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Great, great. QUIZ
MASTER: Time is ticking.
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I'm going to need
an answer.
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IT'S AN ACTUAL BEAR!
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Tricky. I just don't know.
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Is it a bear?
It IS a bear!
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You've done it. No, no,
he doesn't like the theme tune.
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Stop playing the theme tune!
Argh!
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See you next time on...
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Goodbye.
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AI is brilliant!
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I use ChickPT for everything.
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It sorts out my emails,
does my calendar.
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I've even used it
to give me tips on how to dress.
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Apparently, I should be getting
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a package today with something
that will go perfectly on me.
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MAN: Delivery! Ooh! Here we go.
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CHICKEN CLUCKS
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Ah, a bottle of barbecue sauce
and some breadcrumbs?
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Well, I guess you can't trust AI
for everything.
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It doesn't always have
your best interests at heart.
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CHICKEN CLUCKS
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Can anyone say AI did it?
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At last, I can harness the full
power of artificial intelligence
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with my Dr Big Bot.
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LAUGHTER
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Why are you laughing
at my big botty?
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Well, what does it do, boss?
What does my bot do?!
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What doesn't it do?
Actually, Kevin, what does it do?
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You can ask it a question
and it will give you an answer
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based on the information
that's been put into it.
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OK. Um,
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who is the best evil genius
in the whole wide world?
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According to my information,
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it's clear that Dr Big Brain is
the best evil genius in the world.
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Oh! Oh, yeah. Come on!
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Yah. Ooh. Ah.
Eli, ask it a question.
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OK. Who does the smelliest farts?
According to my information,
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it's clear that Dr Big Brain
does the smelliest farts.
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LAUGHTER
She done you there!
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Gavin, why does the machine
that YOU programmed
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think that I do the smelliest farts?
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You told me to input that you
were the best at everything.
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AI can't think like humans.
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If it's trained to say
that you're the best at everything,
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it will say that you're the best
at everything, even the bad stuff.
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Come with me, Gavin. Don't worry.
I'm not cross.
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I just need someone to test the trap
door above the pit of snakes,
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tigers and mutated baboons.
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Ooh, tigers! Argh!
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So sad.
I'll never forget...wotshisname.
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His name was Gavin.
I don't care!
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Eli, fix my Big Bot. OK, boss.
I can connect it to the internet
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so it has access to all
the information in the world.
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It now knows everything.
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Let's test it, then, shall we?
Big Bot, I'm peckish.
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How do we make the perfect pizza?
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You will need pizza base, tomato,
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cheese. Standard. Pineapple.
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A bit controversial, but OK.
And a big pot of glue
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to stick it all together. Hm? I'm
sorry, what? OK, boss. What glue
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would you like? We've got "super"
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and "feels good when you peel it off
your fingers". I do not want glue
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on my pizza! Oh.
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Eli, come with me. Don't worry,
I'm not cross.
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I just have a machine that turns
people into paper aeroplanes.
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I'd love to show you it.
That's so cool.
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Argh!
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Oh! So sad.
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I'll never forget wotshisname.
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His name was... I know his name!
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I'm only pretending to forget
to look more evil.
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Ow, who threw that?! Alice, what's
wrong with my idiotic machine?
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It's not idiotic.
It just treats all the information
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it finds the same. AI can't tell
what's real and what isn't.
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So it found a joke about putting
glue on a pizza
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and thought it was real.
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Yep. So if we put reliable
information into the machine,
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we'll get better results out.
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Try it now. OK.
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Who in this room should rule
the world?
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By looking at all the
data, I can see Dr Big Brain
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would like to rule the world. Oh!
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But Dr Big Brain would make
a bad ruler,
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whereas Alice is kind
and excellent with computers.
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That's nice.
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Come with me, Alice.
Don't worry, I'm not cross.
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You're not going to turn me into
a paper aeroplane, though, right?
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Why would I do that? Dr Big Brain is
definitely planning to...
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Oh, look, it's crashed.
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When Police Detective Loofah
is on the case,
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he'll do anything
to solve the crime,
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as long as he's had his coffee.
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Oh, there you go! That's my proof
that birds don't exist!
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It must be humans pooping
on your car.
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I mean, it sounds like nonsense,
but it's on the internet.
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It must be true.
Ah, Detective Loofah. Coffee.
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I'm sorry, Detective Coffee.
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No. Get me a coffee!
Absolutely not.
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Now, you've been sent to us here
in the lie detection department
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for some digital literacy training.
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A little bird told me
that you believe everything
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you see on the internet.
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Well, that can't be true,
because little birds don't exist.
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I've just seen it on the internet.
Exactly.
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That's false information
on the internet. Rankin.
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BELL RINGS
Argh!
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We ring the bell whenever we
discover something untrue online.
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Look, here are three trusted
websites about birds.
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And there's an actual bird
on the windowsill. Coo!
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That could be a mouse dressed up.
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And someone get me a coffee
and a bit of cheese for the mouse!
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Loofah, anybody can put anything
they like on the internet.
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It's up to you to make sure to check
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that what you're reading
is actually true.
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Otherwise, you could end up,
for example,
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attempting to arrest a mouse
for impersonating a pigeon.
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I'll let you off with a warning.
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BELL RINGS
Argh!
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I've found one, boss. Ah, yes,
this is a celeb gossip website,
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for example.
We know this photo is an AI fake.
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How do you know that?
Well, there are two suns,
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he's got horse legs,
she's got wings,
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and they've both got an extra arm.
But apart from that...
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Listen, false info is usually going
to be a lot trickier
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for you to spot than
this fake photo, Loofah.
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Well done, Carvel.
Look, when you're online,
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you need to look out for
disinformation and misinformation.
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Now, disinformation is false info
that people have shared on purpose,
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and misinformation is
false information
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people have shared by mistake.
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Interesting. One sign things might
not be right might be
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that the website is disorganised,
with a lot of spelling mistakes.
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Argh!
Found another one. This is a dodgy
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"Help With Your Skewel
Historee Humwork" website.
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It's full of spelling mistakes,
so we shouldn't trust it.
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Yeah. Says here
that Henry VIII's wife was
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an ambulance driver
called Jane Neenaw!
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You're getting it, Loofah.
Ring the bell.
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Argh!
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OK, I've got another one for
you. There's a chap online who's
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pretending to be you.
What do you make of this?
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Ha! Well, he doesn't look like me.
It's a cheap rip-off.
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Well, one of you definitely is.
Oh, that's harsh.
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I'm sorry. Do you want a coffee?
Yes, please, ma'am.
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Kitchen's round the corner.
Thank you.
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'Sup, Stein fans?
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Can I get ein voop voop?!
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I'm assuming you did ein voop voop
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during that little break there.
Today's video is about...
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..robots. Argh!
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Ach, lieber!
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The robots will take over the world!
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Agh! They will steal
my beautiful hair!
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Oh, no, wait. It's OK.
They're just boxing.
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Panic over!
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In the green corner,
we have Albot 2000
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and, in the black corner, Robostein.
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Here we go. I imagine this will be
incredible.
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Und...
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Er, actually,
they are a bit rubbish, ja?
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One of the hardest things
for the robots to do
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is to stay balanced,
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because all the stuff
that we humans do by instinct,
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they have to programme.
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So then they have what we call
ein epic fail.
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Epic fail, fail, fail.
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I could take these guys in a fight.
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Willkommen to the gun show,
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but maybe they are
better at the running.
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No, they are rubbish at that, too.
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Even I can outrun these guys
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and I just ate, like,
three bowls of goulash.
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Ich liebe goulash!
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It is because it is super-hard
to stay upright
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if you don't have the human
instincts.
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Without them, it is very
easy to tilt and...
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..do that.
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False alarm, everyone.
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The robot takeover
is not happening right now.
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It turns out it is way harder than
it looks to be
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ein human. Take that, robots.
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Come inside
and have your minds blown.
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What even is this place?
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Welcome to Mr Simpling's
Museum of Marvellous Machines -
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now with robots -
where I, Mr Simpling,
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display contraptions
which can barely be believed,
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but which can be viewed
for just 39.99 per person.
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It's not cheap. But we love robots.
Ah!
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If robots you seek,
follow me on down. OK.
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Ah! I see your minds have
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already been blown by the
magnificence of our first robot -
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the automatic sliding door!
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That's not a robot. Eh?
That's a sliding door. Mm-hm.
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They're everywhere. Everywhere.
It has movement sensors
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that detect motion,
and motors which open the door.
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And how does that make it a robot?
It senses something,
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it makes a decision
and it acts on it.
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It's called
the sense-think-act cycle.
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Seriously, no refunds.
Mr Simpling, we're sort of expe...
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What is he doing? Oh.
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Approach and witness
our next robotic marvel.
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I call it...
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..a washing machine.
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So does everyone else. Mm-hm.
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Like all robots,
this machine senses -
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in this case, the clothes inside,
the water levels
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and the temperature. It thinks using
a basic computer program.
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Basic is right. And then it acts
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all without human hands
at the controls.
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Whoa! Time for the spin!
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This is weird. Yep.
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But you set the wash cycle.
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True, wise woman - soft cottons,
40 degrees.
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But, after that, it's all robot.
MACHINE BEEPS
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Ping! Oh, what's this?
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Ta-da! It's a microwave.
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No! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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It's my lunch.
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HE SHRIEKS
Oh.
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Too hot, too hot.
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We've got all this stuff
in the kitchen at home.
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I think this might be his kitchen.
Huh!
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The very idea.
Ridiculous. Morning, Dad.
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Ah, morning,
fellow employee of the museum.
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Yeah, I think we would like a
refund, actually.
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Ah, fine.
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Go and wait over there.
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Ha-ha! You'll never catch me.
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Agh, ooh!
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The robot revolution has begun.
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Oi, oi! Just sitting back
and catching some -
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well, me, I suppose. Now, listen,
what's this about
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you having an Earth Day
to celebrate your planet?
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A whole day - every year?!
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The way you lot carry on,
you'd think the whole
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solar system revolves around
the Earth. Well, it doesn't!
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It revolves around me.
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So how come you don't
have a Sun Day, yeah?
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Ah, wait. You do!
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You have a Sunday every week,
don't you?
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In your face, Earth.
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Happy Earth Day to me.
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Happy Earth Day to me.
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HOOTER TOOTS
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Oh! You came?!
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Er, of course.
A party celebrating me -
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why wouldn't I? Also, I brought my
own karaoke, just in case.
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MIC FEEDBACK
Ah...
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Ah, it's not that kind of
celebration.
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Ooh, cute!
Oh, are these my gifts?
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Oh, you shouldn't have. I'm only
kidding. You should! Give me!
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Really? A small - with my equator?!
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00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:31,920
Ah, it's a clothes swap.
People swap their old clothes
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instead of just throwing them away.
And she's gone.
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Ah, Italy could do with a bit of
bedazzling, don't you think?
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Oh, I'm actually using those
to upcycle. Yeah.
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Check out this shoe box. I've
actually turned it into
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a jewellery box for precious things.
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OK, well,
my precious things are Hawaii,
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the Caribbean and Norwich,
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and none of them are going to fit
in your little box.
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Over here,
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er, people are turning
food waste into compost,
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which is good for plants. Ew!
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Worst smoothie ever. I dread to
think what you guys have done
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with the cake.
Yeah, there is no cake.
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I did try to explain -
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this Earth Day party is a re-use
and recycle event.
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Well, I'm the Earth
and I would prefer that
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everyone buys lots of nice gifts
for Earth party.
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But this IS a gift for you.
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For everything here would have ended
up in rubbish dumps
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if it had just been thrown away.
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And that's my problem because...?
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Because rubbish that goes straight
to landfill sites like this
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release chemicals that pollute
your soil, water and air.
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And so everything that's reused
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and kept out of landfill
makes you healthier.
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So you're doing all of this for me?
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Exactly. Aw!
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Oh, if only there
was something I could do for you.
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And there is.
I give you the gift of...
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My music!
HIGH-PITCHED FEEDBACK
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Please don't.
TUNELESSLY: Happy birthday to me
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Happy birthday to me!
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HIGH-PITCHED: Happy birthday,
dear Earthie!
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SHOUTS: Happy birthday to me!
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HITS HIGH NOTE
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GLASS SMASHES
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What are you playing?
Earthcraft. It's a game
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where I build planet Earth
when the dinosaurs were around.
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I'm on the Triassic level.
GAME: Triassic level.
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I've mined a trillion blocks
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to make this single
supercontinent called Pangaea.
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And then I filled it with
dinosaurs and plants
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and spawned little mammal mobs.
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Oh, right. How long did
that take you?
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About 4.3 billion years. Yeah,
we should probably cut down
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on your screen time.
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GAME: Extinction event!
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Oh, what?! A bunch of volcanoes went
off and spewed lava everywhere.
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It's killed 75% of all my animals
and, oh,
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it split my supercontinent in half!
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Is that bad? This is worse
than when I got attacked
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by a bunch of creepers.
Is that bad?
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00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,880
Yesah! I'm done with this game.
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We could go for a walk.
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00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,200
Er, maybe I could play
for a little bit longer.
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Jurassic level! Agh!
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I did it.
It's taken me 50 million years,
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00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,120
but I've finally built a new world
in Jurassic level.
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00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,400
Oh, there you go -
wasn't totally destroyed.
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00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,960
It's got these two supercontinents
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and some amazing new dinosaurs
and pterosaurs.
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SCREECHING
Ah! Oh!
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You know what that is?
That's the sound of...
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Pt-pt-ptero
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D-d-dactyl...
What's happening?
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Huge pterodactyls
like a monster chicken...
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Please stop!
All the other animals
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Are panic stricken
Giant beak and claws
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And it's after a snack
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00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,800
Ooh, super-scary
pterodactyl attack
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Ah!
That was so cringe.
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00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,400
Yeah. I don't know what came over
me. Never do that again.
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00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,640
No, I won't. Right,
the Cretaceous level.
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The two supercontinents
have broken apart
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and that's led to masses
of new wildlife.
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Let's see what
all the fuss is about.
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This is actually pretty good.
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The Cretaceous level's got
all the best dinosaurs -
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triceratops, velociraptor.
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00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,680
Oh. Ho-ho! T-Rex, Jackie!
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00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,040
No. No.
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00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,040
Extinction event. Agh!
Asteroid impact.
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How many
of my dinosaurs survived that?
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Pretty much none. Oh!
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I think that's enough
screen time for you, Mum.
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Maybe we could go for a walk. Oh,
you want to go for a walk
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now it's my turn.
No! Go to your room. So unfair!
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Long before the first human,
the Earth was the playground of
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the mightiest creatures
ever to walk the planet.
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Welcome to Talking With Dinosaurs.
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The ankylosaurus - a massive
creature which weighed eight tonnes
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and is best known
for its armoured body.
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Goodness me,
I wouldn't mess with her.
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She's tougher than a tank.
Yeah, she's the size of a tank, too.
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LAUGHTER
You know, the Ankylosaurus is
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so armoured, it even has bones
in its eyelids.
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You what? Eyelids. LAUGHS: Well,
that must make for a heavy sleep.
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But what you don't want to do
is stand behind one of them.
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Oh, you reckon she does stinky
pumps? No.
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Well, maybe, I don't know, but look
at that club on the end of her tail.
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00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:12,720
Oh! Cor, that would snap my
spiny head things right off. Hmm.
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00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:16,200
She'd have me for breakfast. Oh,
that reminds me - what do you call
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00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,440
a dinosaur that's made of potatoes?
I don't know, go on.
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A chiplodocus.
THEY LAUGH
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Oh, come on! It's one of those ones
that's so bad, it's good.
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00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:26,920
I know!
485
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,000
Dinosaurs are my favourite
type of sores.
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00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:36,920
Sometimes it's seesaws, but I can be
a bit up and down on them. Ha!
487
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,720
I thank you.
We know all about dinosaurs
488
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,600
thanks to the amazing
fossils they left behind.
489
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,520
And it's not just their bones -
490
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:48,680
we also know what they ate,
because they also left fossilised...
491
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:53,160
Well, I'll let fossil hunter
Mary Anning explain that one. Hmm.
492
00:22:56,520 --> 00:23:00,600
All right there? Are you the lady
that sells the rocks?
493
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,000
Er, sort of.
494
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,040
JAUNTY TUNE PLAYS
Hmm? Huh?
495
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,360
Er, where's that music coming from?
496
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,000
Oh! What is going on?
497
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,040
My name's Mary Anning
and I love finding fossils
498
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,960
All along the Jurassic Coast
499
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,960
Ooh!
Started pretty young
500
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:21,720
Found my first ichthyosaur
when I was just 12 years old
501
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,200
Grew up in Lyme Regis
without much education
502
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,600
My life was pretty hard
Mmm-mm!
503
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,200
Me and my siblings sold fossils to
the tourists
504
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,400
But the money didn't go very far
505
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,600
Then my friend
William Buckland asked
506
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,320
What are these strange rocks
I found in the ground?
507
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:41,120
Come on now, what have I found?
Oh, I know just what he had found
508
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,800
Mmm-mm-mmm!
509
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,320
It's a rock in the shape of poo
510
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,720
A prehistoric number two
511
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,320
Found some inside the dino, too
512
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,880
In their fossilised bodies
513
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,960
They had part-digested food
514
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,600
In their bowels -
just like me and you
515
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,960
Ooh! We can tell what they ate
through poo
516
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,200
Ah! In their fossilised bodies
517
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,320
Poo, ah, poo, ah, poo, ah
Ooh!
518
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,360
There's a lot here to study
519
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,960
Poo, ah, poo, ah, poo, ah, poo, ah
520
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,000
It's so much more than a hobby
521
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,040
Finding fossils was a risky job
522
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,840
Beneath the crumbling cliffs
of lime
523
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,080
Between the tides, watching out
for landslides
524
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,600
And the treasures they left behind
Mmm-mm-mm!
525
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,440
Never had true recognition
because I'm a woman
526
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,720
But now everyone can see
Mmm-mm-mm!
527
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:31,080
My findings are now shown
in museums like the Natural History
528
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,960
Mmm-mm-mm!
529
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,120
I'm in love with fossilised poo
530
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:37,800
Fossil hunting's what I love to do
531
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,400
And it teaches us history, too
532
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,760
Through these fossilised bodies
533
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,280
Pterosaurs, plesiosaurs, too
534
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,840
Thanks to me now
they're in plain view
535
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,240
There are so many hidden clues
536
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,120
In their fossilised bodies
537
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:55,200
Clue, ah, clue, ah,
clue, ah, clue, ah
538
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,040
I'm an expert in all these
539
00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:00,320
Poo, ah, poo, ah, poo, ah,
poo, ah
540
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,760
In my shop you can come see
541
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,240
Spent my life doing this,
it's true
542
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,800
I'm in love with fossilised poo.
543
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:11,080
Oh, wait,
this one's just a normal poo.
544
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,480
DOG WHINES
HE RETCHES
545
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,200
Where I, Mr Simpling...
546
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:19,840
Sorry.
547
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,920
That looked like an egg to me.
548
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,080
Weird and grossed up,
you now know
549
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:32,840
Hope you enjoyed
The Horrible Science show.
550
00:25:32,890 --> 00:25:37,440
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