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Deadly dinos, laser beams
Putrid plants, cool machines
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Potty planets, moody moons
Strange science, big booms
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Experiments that make your hurl
Visitors from other worlds
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Earth's core, stinky space
The future of the human race
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Science that did not go right
Things to keep you up at night
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Biology with stings and fangs
Chemistry that stinks and bangs
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BOTH: Freaky physics we do that
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Quantum gravity
What's that?!
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Weird and gross stuff
you should know
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Welcome to
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The Horrible Science show! #
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We're home!
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Have you just been lazing around
all day? Er...
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Did you do the washing-up
like I asked?
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No. The hoovering?
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No. Did you put the bins out?
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Oh...
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..no. So have you done nothing?!
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I've actually been
really busy today.
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I haven't had a moment's rest.
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What exactly have you done?
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ROCK INTRO PLAYS
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Huh!
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TO THE TUNE OF: Dizzy
by The Wonder Stuff
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Before I even woke today
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My heart was beating
right here in my chest
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100,000 beats a day
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My body hasn't had a drop of rest
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My hair is growing, toenails too
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Intestines turn my food
to poo... #
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PARP!
The sweating keeps me cool
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But makes me...
BOTH: Smell!
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I've been busy
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My body is working every moment
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To keep me alive
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Billions of cells are regenerating
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And I've been breathing... #
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HE INHALES DEEPLY
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My chest expands
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And then my diaphragm contracts
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To pull in oxygen
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That travels down my windpipe,
fills my lungs
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And then I do it all again
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Cells, they need oxidation
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Yeah, they call it respiration
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20,000 breaths in just one day
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I've been busy
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My body's been working
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My bones are regenerating inside
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Making blood cells
to kill bad bacteria
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I've been busy
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That dust is my skin cells... #
BOTH: Ugh!
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200 million shed in one hour
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I've been busy
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My blood is pumping
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Over 300 litres an hour!
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He's been busy
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My brain is working
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Sending signals
from my tip to my toes
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He's been busy
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Stomach acid is churning
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Breaking down
all my tea and my toast
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He's been busy!
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Controlling my muscles
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124 just to stand upright!
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He's been busy
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I could fill this balloon up
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With the farts
that I do day and night... #
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FARTING
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Oh, I've been busy!
His body's wo-o-orking
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Busy
Keeping him ali-i-ive
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Busy! #
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Oh, it sounds like you've had
quite the day, love.
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I tell you what,
why don't you just sit here
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and I'll make you some dinner?
As long as, you know,
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sitting and digesting
isn't going to be too tiring.
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I think I'll manage,
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but I might need a rest after.
BOTH: Oh!
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TING!
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Welcome to our Blood, Bones
and Body Bits Special!
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If anyone knows about body bits,
it's me.
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I'm made up of
lots of bits of dead people.
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It's not ideal.
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That happens a lot, for a start.
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What were we talking about?
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Ugh, I'd forget my head
if it wasn't screwed on.
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Luckily, it literally is!
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Oh, yeah. Body Bits Special.
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We're kicking off with teeth,
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and I know exactly where they are -
right here.
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Oh! Unbelievable.
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BOING! BOING! BOING!
Oi! Wait for me!
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The next patient's asked
for the curtain to be closed.
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I don't know why.
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Greetings.
WIND WHISTLES
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SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYS
I am Vladimir, and I'm here...
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..for a check-up, actually.
MUSIC STOPS
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Ah, right. Yeah. And I'm Sebastian,
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and I'm here for moral support.
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I'm 432 years old.
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I hear check-ups are free
for pensioners.
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Sorry, you're 432 years old?!
Yeah.
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You look amazing.
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I know. So let's skip the exam.
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This carnivore wants to eat.
DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
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Say "ah"!
MUSIC SLOWS AND STOPS
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Ah. Hmm. You say you're a carnivore?
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Yeah. All my prey is fresh meat.
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Speaking of which...
HE HISSES
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I know what a carnivore is. Oh! Agh!
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I'm just not sure you're one.
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I beg your pardon? Comfy?
Not really. Perfect.
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You don't seem to have
the teeth of a carnivore.
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Of course he's a carnivore.
He drinks a lot of blood.
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Ah. By the way, you're really
rocking those gog-gogs.
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I've got supernatural cheekbones.
Yeah, you do!
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So, firstly, animals that eat
and drink blood,
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like leeches, mosquitoes
and vampire bats,
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they're known as sanguivores,
not carnivores. Ah...
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But you don't seem
to have the teeth of a sanguivore.
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You have normal human teeth.
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Agh! Eight incisors at the front.
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These are for biting meat. Ha-ha!
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DRAMATIC MUSIC RESUMES
And I shall bite your...
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Agh!
MUSIC FIZZLES OUT
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That's odd. I can't seem
to see your teeth in the mirror.
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Or the rest of you, for that matter.
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How is that even possible? Ah.
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That's totally not a vampire thing.
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Anyway, you see these 12 teeth
at the back? 6 on each side?
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These are your molars,
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which herbivores, like cows
and sheep, use to grind plants.
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And... Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We are not sheep,
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even though we would slay
with curls.
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And these eight here
are your pre-molars.
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Yes. Used for eating vegetables
and meat.
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What about the fangs?
Come on, we're all thinking it.
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Ah, yes. These are your canines.
You have four.
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And in your case,
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the top two pointy ones here
seem to be elongated.
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Heather, make a note.
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Write, "perfect for biting flesh,"
as well.
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And carrots.
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Yeah. I know what a carrot is.
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Basically, you have the teeth of
an animal that can eat everything.
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Like all humans, you are
what is known as an omnivore.
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To be fair, I do love a carrot.
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And you wouldn't have chipped
your tooth on a carrot
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like you did the receptionist.
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OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS
What, Janice?!
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Did I say receptionist?
I meant biscuit.
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Right. Well, you have perfectly
normal, healthy teeth... Ah!
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..apart from your extended canines,
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which have created a gap.
But I can help you with that. Ah.
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Oh, Vladimir, you take fabulousness
to a whole 'nother level.
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I've always been self-conscious
about my huge fangs...
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Sorry, canines.
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..but with my new braces,
I feel more confident.
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This omnivore won't hide
in the shadows any longer.
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Noo!
BOTH: AARGH!
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Heather, did they pay their bill
before they disintegrated?
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No. Ah!
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CRUNCH!
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It's time to smell the fear.
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Aliens have conquered the Earth,
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and they're hunting humans
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using only
their incredible sense of smell.
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I can't believe
the giant-nosed aliens
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took over the Earth so fast.
Yeah, we'll be OK.
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They can't see or hear us.
GROWLING
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We just have to make sure
that we don't make a smell.
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HE SNIFFS
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What are you doing?!
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Stinky blue cheese.
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I get so hungry when I'm nervous.
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Get rid of it!
SPLAT!
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My Stilton!
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SHRIEKING
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Oh, no! They found us. Move!
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It's one of the aliens.
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I'm not going to lie,
I thought they'd look scarier.
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What were you thinking?
Cheese smells,
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releases tiny particles
up into the air.
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If those particles
go up into a nose,
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then they can smell it.
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That's how noses work,
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and if they can smell it,
then they can hunt it.
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OK. I'm sorry. I got it.
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It's moving away. Let's go.
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HE SNIFFS
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Mmm. Lavender. I find it so relaxing
when I'm stressed.
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THUD, CRITTER SQUEAKS
Aw, my scented candle!
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We literally just spoke about this!
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I thought you just meant cheese.
They can smell lavender as well?!
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Of course they can.
Look, like humans,
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their noses have special cells
that can detect smells.
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So the brain can work out
what's out there.
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And if you're a big-nosed alien...
ALIEN SWALLOWS
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..then you can hunt that smell down.
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OK, I got it. All right.
No smells. No smells.
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Come on.
ALIEN GROWLS
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Oh, man, I can't handle this.
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The stress is making me sweat.
HE SNIFFS
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What?! How are you so sweaty?
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I just turned around
two seconds ago.
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Here. Take this.
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Calm yourself down
before you start to smell.
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But sweat doesn't smell.
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No, but when it mixes with the
bacteria on your skin,
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then it releases a smell,
and that's not good.
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Then how come I can't smell me?
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Because your brain
gets used to your own smell.
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And as someone who's shared
a tent with you for three weeks,
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girl, you stink. Rude.
Lucky I have some perfume.
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Ah! Stop!
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There's literally just one rule -
don't stink!
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TUMMY GURGLES
Uh-oh.
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I get an upset stomach
when I'm stressed.
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Oh, no! Don't you dare!
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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS
I'm sorry. Remember me!
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FART BLARES
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ALIEN GROANS
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Ah! It's dead!
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Our farts must be toxic to them!
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I think your farts are toxic
to everybody. Phew!
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VICTORIOUS MUSIC PLAYS
Let's toot our way to victory
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and retake the planet.
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PFFFFRT!
Don't Stink...
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Wow, that was a strong one!
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..wafting your way soon.
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LULLABY PLAYS
It's lullaby time here on YeBeebies
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and to help us soothe our babies,
we've got a special baby doctor.
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Hello, Dr Val! Hello there.
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I'm an expert in babies,
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and babies' bodies are really
different to grown-up ones.
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Ooh. Do you know any lullabies
about babies?
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Ah, I certainly do. How about...
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LULLABY MUSIC PLAYS
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MUSIC FADES OUT
Holes in their skull?!
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Yeah, well, we've all got holes
in our skull -
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eye sockets, ear holes and whatnot.
Oh, so you just mean...
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But babies have two huge holes
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in the top of their skulls
called fontanelles.
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It's to make their skulls narrower
when they're being born
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and to make it easier
for their heads to grow massively
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in their early years.
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If the skulls don't grow,
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the brain will probably pop out
one of those holes I told you about.
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Pop! Eugh!
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Oh, no!
Can we sing another song, please?
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We certainly can.
And it comes with a special picture.
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LULLABY MUSIC PLAYS
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MUSIC FADES OUT
Oh, no! Oh, yes!
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Come on, sing along.
MUSIC RESUMES
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Don't look, children!
Yeah. Creepy, isn't it?
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But that's just what
some of your viewers
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actually look like on the inside.
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Do you have any songs
that aren't about skulls?
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Oh, absolutely loads.
Sing one now. No problem.
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MUSIC TO THE TUNE OF:
Hush Little Baby
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MUSIC STOPS
Blargh!
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I didn't even know Theo did that.
MUSIC RESUMES
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What is that?!
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Nope! At least
for the first two weeks, anyway. #
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Nope! That's bedtime.
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Sleep well, Theo.
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BLARGH!
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Oh, sorry.
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The left arm operates the vomit.
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Oof... Oh, no. No, no, the right arm
operates the other end.
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SQUELCH!
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Oh. That is gross, actually.
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Goodbye, children. Bye!
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OK, I'm calling it.
Human babies are just too weird.
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All those teeth.
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Plus, you humans have 60 muscles
in your heads.
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What are you doing,
lifting weights with your ears?!
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In fact, you've got over 600 muscles
in your body.
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Well, I'm sorry,
but that's just too many.
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My species only has five.
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To be fair, though,
they do look great. Ha!
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CRUNCHING AND TWANGING
Oh!
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I've just pulled them all. Medic!
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Wassup, everyone?
It's me, the human heart -
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the hardest-working muscle
in the body.
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Ba-boom, ba-boom! Oh, yeah!
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I'm going to teach you how
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to get a hardcore work ethic like me.
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So get ready
to take my advice to heart,
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because I am the human heart!
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Hm! Hm!
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Tip one - never stop. I do my job,
pumping blood around the body,
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every single second
of every single day.
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In fact, I'm doing it right now...
BABOOM
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..and now...and now...
BABOOM, BABOOM
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..and also...now.
BABOOM
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I don't even sleep, bro.
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I'm working while
the rest of the body is resting.
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What other body part can say that?
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The arms? Nah!
BUZZER
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The legs? Get out of here!
BUZZER
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Pfft! The kidneys?
RECORD SCRATCH
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Yeah, actually,
the kidneys do keep working
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while you're asleep...
PING!
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..and so does the liver...
PING!
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..and the lungs.
PING!
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OK, a bunch of stuff keeps working,
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but not as hard as me!
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Pow! No sleep!
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Tip two - never think!
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For some muscles to work,
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the brain has to actually
think about them, but not me.
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I just keep working all the time,
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whether the brain thinks about me
or not.
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Get out of here, brain!
I don't waste time with you.
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I just get to work, bro.
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Top three - keep producing.
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I'm pumping out blood -
7,000 litres every day!
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That's, like,
more than four hot tubs.
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Four hot tubs!
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Tip four - take time to relax
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GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS
Because I'm one big muscle,
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I push out blood by contracting
and I let blood in by relaxing...
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..only for a second...
UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
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..cos then I'm contracting again.
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GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS
And then I'm relaxing...
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UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
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GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS
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UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
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GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS
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UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
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And each one of those contractions
is a heartbeat, bro.
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This muscle is grinding 24/7.
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WEIGHTS CLANG
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00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,040
Oh, this is embarrassing. Um...
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00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,720
What? Well, I use my muscles for
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pumping blood, not picking up stuff.
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00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,440
Baboom! Heart, out.
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00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,400
SHE GASPS
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Agent Goody!
So GOODY of you to join us.
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THEY SNIGGER
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00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,960
You'll never get me to talk,
Dr What-A-Shame!
343
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,840
Hey! That's Big Brain, pal.
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00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,280
Huh, that's odd.
345
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,920
Normally you tie me up
and try and hurt me
346
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,880
in overly complicated ways.
347
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:51,000
No need. This time you're going to be
doing that to yourself.
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00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,720
You want me to explain how? OK.
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While you were unconscious,
one of my henchpeople, Gary,
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fitted electrodes to your muscles.
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The electrodes will
make your muscles move on command.
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00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,760
And I have the controller! #
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00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:06,840
HER muscles?!
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00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,240
I thought you meant...
Prepare to meet your doom
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00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,320
at the hands of...yourself.
356
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:15,080
Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Oh, no...
357
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,520
Whoa!
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00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,600
Er...yourself. Ha!
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00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,640
Agh!
SHE WINCES
360
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,800
Ha! Eek! Ha! Agh! Come on!
361
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,440
CONTROLLER BEEPS RAPIDLY
Ugh!
362
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,640
Why aren't you hitting yourself?!
363
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:26,960
Gary, it's not working.
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00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,240
Change the batteries
while I explain to Agent Goody
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00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:33,560
my dastardly plan
in unnecessary detail.
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00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:37,080
All the muscles that control
your movement come in pairs.
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00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:40,480
For example, there are two muscles
that make your forearm move -
368
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,520
your bicep, at the front
of your upper arm... Ugh!
369
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,640
..and the tricep at the back.
370
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,240
Gary, she's still not moving.
371
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,240
Why haven't you got it working?
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00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,720
Oh! Ah! Oof!
373
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,600
Well, no wonder it's not working
374
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,560
if you treat
the controller like that.
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00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,440
SHE GIGGLES
Find this funny, do you?
376
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,560
Well, I'll wipe
that smirk off your face.
377
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:01,560
Activate sad face!
378
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,600
CONTROLLER BEEPS
379
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,000
Hmm. Why don't we try
the smile muscles?
380
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,040
Let's make you smile in delight
at my evil genius.
381
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,520
CONTROLLER BEEPS
382
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:11,960
Gary, what are you smiling about?
383
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,040
The muscle control device
isn't working at all.
384
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,840
Look, I can't even
make her legs move.
385
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:16,960
Oh!
386
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,960
Why did you do that, Gary?
387
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:22,200
Oh, dear, Gary.
Maybe Big Brain needs a cuddle.
388
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,280
CONTROLLER BEEPS
389
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,600
Oh!
390
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,600
Gary, what have I told you
about respecting my personal space?
391
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,920
Take a walk with me, Gary.
Don't worry, I'm not cross.
392
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,720
I just need someone to help me feed
the man-eating chinchillas.
393
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:37,040
It's not me, Dr Big Brain.
I cannae control myself!
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00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,120
Bowel muscles. No!
395
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,600
Oh!
SQUELCH
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00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,960
FARTING NOISES
397
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,840
I'm sorry. Ugh!
FART!
398
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:49,520
Did you say you wanted to go
and see the man-eating chinchillas?
399
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,360
CONTROLLER BEEPS
Wait.
400
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:54,480
I see what's happening here.
Put me down, Gary! Gary!
401
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,680
So long, Dr Toy Train.
402
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,320
You know, I'm beginning to think
403
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:01,040
you're only pretending
not to know my name.
404
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:04,320
Human bodies can constantly repair
and protect themselves.
405
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,560
That's amazing! Well done.
406
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,600
Ah! Like I say,
mine can't do that.
407
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,920
That's what happens when
your body's built with dead bits.
408
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,600
Don't worry, I can sew it back on
in a jiffy.
409
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:16,640
Oh!
410
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,280
Good thing I know
how to sew with my feet!
411
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:22,040
Fortunately, your bodies are
way better at healing themselves.
412
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,240
Oh! Come on!
413
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,600
Whoa!
THUD
414
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,640
Oh, hey! Heya. Morning. Hello.
415
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,680
Oh! Don't think she can hear me.
416
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,200
Hello! Oh!
THUD
417
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,840
I'm fine. Embarrassing. You OK?
418
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,360
Oh, yeah. It's just a grazed knee.
419
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,760
Well, that'll heal easily enough.
420
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,520
Yeah. No problem.
HE LAUGHS
421
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,240
Ah...
ALARM BLARES
422
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,800
Argh! Argh!
423
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,360
Argh!
424
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:49,880
"No problem"?! It's a grazed knee!
425
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,440
OVER LOUDSPEAKER:
This is not a drill!
426
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:54,440
Invaders are getting into the body,
right now!
427
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:58,520
We need a rapid response
to the disaster zone - yesterday!
428
00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,080
Get a grip, Brain Cell!
429
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,560
We've got a rapid response system.
430
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,520
Every drop of blood in the body
431
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,840
contains up to
20,000 white blood cells,
432
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:13,440
all of them specially trained
to root out and destroy invaders.
433
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,680
Whoo! Yeah.
Get 'em, white blood cells.
434
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,400
Go, go, go!
435
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,800
Whoa! Look at the size
of that graze!
436
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,160
We need clotters
to stop the bleeding!
437
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,360
Where are my platelets to clot?!
438
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,320
Platelets reporting for duty, sir.
439
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,120
Time for you
to stop that bleeding.
440
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,280
Don't worry, sir.
441
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:34,560
We'll form a protective
layer of scabs over the wound.
442
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:38,240
Scab team, scab like
you've never scabbed before!
443
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,120
Whoop-whoo!
444
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,360
It's closed!
445
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:44,960
We're not out of the woods yet.
446
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,800
We've still got to deal
with the bacteria
447
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,240
that got in through the wound.
448
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,760
If we don't neutralise them,
449
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,120
they'll make
the whole wound infected!
450
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,960
Let's go. Charge!
451
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,040
Aargh!
452
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,080
Oof!
453
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,120
Hup! Whoa!
454
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,520
I didn't even know we could do that.
Oh, yeah.
455
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:06,280
We can shape-shift to chase
bacteria. It's quite cool...
456
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,360
Argh! Hee-hee-hee!
No! Get off the Sarge!
457
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,440
SARGE COUGHS
458
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:16,080
Tell my husband I love him. Ugh...
459
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,840
HE SOBS
460
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:21,920
We've done it! The battle's over!
461
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,000
Yeah! But at what cost?
462
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,760
NOOO!
463
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,800
Oi! Do you mind?
Trying to have a rest here.
464
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,160
JOGGER: Oh, well, at least
that's scabbing up nicely.
465
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,440
CELLS: You're welcome.
Who said that?
466
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,560
All right. Boom!
It's your boy, Big Manny.
467
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,560
And I'm here with my cuzzy,
Big Danny.
468
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,720
I can't lie, you look
a lickle bit peaky, though.
469
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:46,280
Yeah, man, you know what? Man's
got a bit of a sore throat still.
470
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,760
Oh, 'low it, man.
I'm sorry to hear that, fam.
471
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,200
You should do what I do, innit?
Save your voice.
472
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,840
Just do the voice-over ting.
Check this, yeah?
473
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,320
VOICE-OVER: See, if you do this,
474
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,600
you can rest your voice
while your throat gets better.
475
00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,720
You get me? Yeah.
Hey, let me try that.
476
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,920
VOICE-OVER: Oh, yeah.
This is nice, actually.
477
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,720
Hey, you know what, though?
It's all right
478
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,480
cos the doc's given me
some medicine, innit?
479
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,800
Antibiotics it is, fam. Safe, man.
They're a special medicine
480
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,240
that can fight the germs
that cause sore throats.
481
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,200
But how do you think
they were discovered,
482
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,840
was it, A - by a scientist
who just found them in his lab
483
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,680
when he came back from holiday?
484
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:24,920
B - by Sir Isaac Newton when he was
trying to turn mushrooms into gold?
485
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:29,280
Or C - by the Romans, who used them
to kill spiders in their sandals?
486
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,720
What do you reckon?
Was it Sir Isaac Newton?
487
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,160
Well, he did like trying
to turn things into gold and that,
488
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,520
I can't lie still.
489
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,000
Aight, you got it?
490
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,960
Yeah, well, it's A.
PING!
491
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:43,320
That's right. In 1928, Alexander
Fleming came back from holiday,
492
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,080
and he found
that there was mould growing
493
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,240
in a lickle dish of bacteria
he was studying.
494
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,520
He noticed the mould
had killed the bacteria.
495
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,720
And we get the antibiotic penicillin
from that mould, innit?
496
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:56,920
Boy, man was a dirty boy, innit?
Bare mould everywhere. Hm!
497
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,800
Oh, 'low it, cuz.
If he had a clean lab and that,
498
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,520
you couldn't treat your sore throat.
You get what I'm saying?
499
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,000
Ah, true, true, true.
500
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,280
Aight, Big Manny,
let's bounce, man.
501
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,000
ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
502
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,960
Today on Science At Speed,
I shall be answering the question...
503
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,560
I actually feel quite tired now.
504
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,640
EPIC MUSIC PLAYS
Hmm.
505
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:28,000
Ooh... Oh, this is OK.
506
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,960
I could actually sleep through this.
507
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,040
Oh... Oh, no!
508
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,560
NOOOOO!
509
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:37,680
Agh! ARGH! ARGH!
510
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,880
Sleep isn't just rest.
511
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:44,680
While we're sleeping... Agh!
..our bodies do very important work.
512
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,520
Our bodies repair themselves,
513
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:51,720
and our brain goes through...
Argh! ARGH!
514
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:55,000
..everything that happened that day
and decides what to remember
515
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,560
AND WHAT TO FORGET!
516
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,160
AARGHH!
517
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,600
I wish I could forget this!
518
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:06,760
If you're aged 9 to 11, you need
at least nine hours' sleep.
519
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,560
And while you're sleeping,
520
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:13,120
your body releases a... Argh!
..hormone to help you grow.
521
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,640
ARGH!
522
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:20,480
Every night,
you dream up to six times.
523
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,600
We don't know why,
524
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:28,280
but scientists think that
it helps us organise our memories.
525
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,200
HE SOBS
526
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,160
Next time you fall asleep in class,
527
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,480
just tell the teacher
you're repairing your body
528
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,080
and it'll work a treat...
529
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,400
..probably.
530
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,160
I love sleep.
531
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,720
I do snore, though.
532
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,960
I think I inherited it from my dad.
533
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,600
It's so fascinating that we inherit
some things from our parents,
534
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,600
but we're also completely unique.
535
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,760
And that's all thanks to your DNA.
536
00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:01,520
And scientists James Watson,
Francis Crick and Rosalind Franklin
537
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,960
have an incredibly catchy way
of telling us more. Mm.
538
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:11,000
That's it. The structure
of deoxyribonucleic acid!
539
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,360
We've done it.
540
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:15,880
But how will we explain what it is?
There's only one way.
541
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,440
MUSIC TO THE TUNE OF: YMCA
by Village People
542
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,280
Humans
543
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,120
Deep inside of our cells
544
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,120
There's a
Blueprint
545
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,840
Which defines all ourselves
546
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,880
It tells
Proteins
547
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,360
Just what they need to know
so they
548
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:37,200
Understand how to grow
549
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,280
Made up
Of a super-long chain
550
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,280
Each one's
Unique
551
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,920
No two chains are the same
552
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,200
They form the
Genome
553
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,520
Their connection is fixed
In a
554
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:52,440
Shape called double helix
555
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:58,440
The thing I'm talking about
It's DNA
556
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:03,320
The building block of life
It's DNA-A
557
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:07,000
Affects everything
From hair colour to height
558
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,440
Or if you're left-handed
or you're right
559
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,920
Whoo!
Here is
560
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,600
Where our DNA's from
561
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,640
It's a
Combo
562
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,480
Of our dad's and our mom's
563
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,560
And so
That's why
564
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,280
If your dad's eyes are blue
565
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:26,800
There's a
Good chance yours will be too
566
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,800
The answer to it all
It's DNA
567
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:36,760
The building block of life
It's DNA-A
568
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:41,360
It shapes body parts
from your feet to your back
569
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:44,280
Defines the stickiness
of earwax... #
570
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,640
Eurgh, that is grim!
571
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,960
It's DNA
572
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,640
The building block of life
573
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,960
It's DNA-A
574
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,560
Affects everything
From hair colour to height
575
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,600
Or if you're left-handed
or you're right
576
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:03,360
The thing I'm talking about
It's DNA! #
577
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,200
I was thinking, "Yay!
I said the lines"
578
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,960
LAUGHTER
I had other lines to say.
579
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,000
Action.
580
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,280
Vladimir, I didn't think you could
get any more fabulous than that.
581
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:15,240
Look at you.
LAUGHTER
582
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,920
Weird and gross stuff you now know
583
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,280
Hope you enjoyed
584
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:23,240
The Horrible Science show! #
585
00:25:23,290 --> 00:25:27,840
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