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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,766 --> 00:00:03,532 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:18,766 (loud rumbling) 3 00:00:21,133 --> 00:00:24,066 (repeated chiming) 4 00:00:26,066 --> 00:00:28,666 (upbeat music) 5 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:44,333 - And here at the United Nations building in New York 6 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:47,066 a special session of the subcommittee on education. 7 00:00:47,066 --> 00:00:49,166 Delegates from all the nations of the world 8 00:00:49,166 --> 00:00:52,833 gathered together to watch Unispeak in action. 9 00:00:52,833 --> 00:00:55,666 Young people of different races and nationalities 10 00:00:55,666 --> 00:00:58,699 no longer divided by the artificial barrier of language. 11 00:01:00,233 --> 00:01:03,566 For the first time speaking together with one tongue. 12 00:01:03,566 --> 00:01:07,500 (speaking in foreign language) 13 00:01:11,999 --> 00:01:14,666 (loud applause) 14 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:24,300 - Perhaps I should translate. 15 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:25,532 - Alex Bolt. 16 00:01:25,532 --> 00:01:27,632 The hitherto unknown English professor 17 00:01:27,632 --> 00:01:30,766 whose years of research gave birth to Unispeak. 18 00:01:30,766 --> 00:01:32,933 This entirely new language. 19 00:01:32,933 --> 00:01:34,666 - We bring you a message in Unispeak 20 00:01:34,666 --> 00:01:37,033 from all the young people of the world. 21 00:01:37,033 --> 00:01:39,433 Now that we have got rid of our differences in language 22 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,433 we find that all our other differences 23 00:01:41,433 --> 00:01:43,166 are also on the way out. 24 00:01:43,166 --> 00:01:46,033 We hope that Unispeak will do the same for you 25 00:01:46,033 --> 00:01:47,367 as soon as possible. 26 00:01:47,367 --> 00:01:48,200 Thank you. 27 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,333 - While the formal acknowledgements are being made 28 00:01:53,333 --> 00:01:55,233 over by communication satellite 29 00:01:55,233 --> 00:01:56,866 to the United States embassy in London 30 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:59,599 and an interview recorded earlier today 31 00:01:59,599 --> 00:02:02,166 with Unispeak's most devoted advocate 32 00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:05,300 the United States Ambassador to the Court of St James. 33 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:08,133 His Excellency Raymond L Whitely. 34 00:02:08,999 --> 00:02:09,833 - Thank you. 35 00:02:11,033 --> 00:02:12,699 Unispeak has to be the most exciting 36 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:15,000 communications breakthrough of our time 37 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,233 and I am proud to have played a major part 38 00:02:17,233 --> 00:02:20,000 in separating the UN from some of its monies 39 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,467 to set up the Unispeak Foundation. 40 00:02:22,467 --> 00:02:25,833 Here in London, just off Grosvenor Square, 41 00:02:27,233 --> 00:02:29,733 young people from all over the world are coming 42 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:32,233 for the special 10 week course of instruction. 43 00:02:32,233 --> 00:02:35,532 - Within five years Greek will be conversing with Spaniard, 44 00:02:35,532 --> 00:02:38,899 Turk with Congolese, Japanese with Russian. 45 00:02:38,899 --> 00:02:41,300 Even perhaps American with English. 46 00:02:42,933 --> 00:02:44,467 - What kind of man is he? 47 00:02:44,467 --> 00:02:48,333 This modest assistant professor of linguistic anthropology? 48 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,367 We spoke with his wife. 49 00:02:50,367 --> 00:02:51,566 - Rhonda Bolt. 50 00:02:51,566 --> 00:02:53,799 Internationally acclaimed sculptress. 51 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:56,699 How do her husband's world and her world connect? 52 00:02:58,766 --> 00:03:00,866 - About two days every six months. 53 00:03:00,866 --> 00:03:03,933 That's how it's been since he started with Unispeak. 54 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:05,666 - But there is a connecting point. 55 00:03:05,666 --> 00:03:08,200 This massive sculpture was especially commissioned 56 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,333 from Rhonda Bolt to stand in Grosvenor Square. 57 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:14,166 To commemorate the setting up of the Unispeak Foundation. 58 00:03:15,632 --> 00:03:17,999 It is, I suppose, a symbolic representation 59 00:03:17,999 --> 00:03:19,966 of the whole Unispeak concept? 60 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,233 - That's a good suppose. 61 00:03:21,233 --> 00:03:23,266 - Which, if I may now unveil, for-- 62 00:03:23,266 --> 00:03:24,100 - Uh uh uh. 63 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,566 Bad suppose. 64 00:03:25,566 --> 00:03:28,200 No one sees that until it's up in Grosvenor Square. 65 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:32,500 And the first camera peaks under there I cut off the lens. 66 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:34,467 - There's been a surprise interruption here. 67 00:03:34,467 --> 00:03:37,367 I'm sorry to cut short that recorded interview but, 68 00:03:37,367 --> 00:03:38,532 just a moment. 69 00:03:47,266 --> 00:03:49,033 - The Swedish delegation has just received 70 00:03:49,033 --> 00:03:50,799 the following cable. 71 00:03:50,799 --> 00:03:53,966 For his exceptional contribution towards helping nation 72 00:03:53,966 --> 00:03:57,899 speak peace unto nation, Professor Alexander Bolt awarded 73 00:03:57,899 --> 00:03:59,933 special Nobel prize. 74 00:03:59,933 --> 00:04:02,599 (loud applause) 75 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,632 - Oh my God, the Nobel prize. 76 00:04:11,632 --> 00:04:14,300 Oh it's like a dream, he's never won anything before. 77 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:15,966 Even in a raffle. 78 00:04:15,966 --> 00:04:18,733 - No man was ever a more worthy recipient. 79 00:04:18,733 --> 00:04:20,733 No man has ever done more to deserve it. 80 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,300 Why do I always look like I need to shave? 81 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:28,467 Well. 82 00:04:28,467 --> 00:04:29,799 It didn't hurt Nixon any. 83 00:04:31,233 --> 00:04:32,033 Ultimately. 84 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:35,100 Rhonda come on let me have one little look. 85 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:36,433 - [Rhonda] No, this is thank you for Alex. 86 00:04:36,433 --> 00:04:38,133 - Oh wait now my state department paid for it. 87 00:04:38,133 --> 00:04:39,300 $50,000. 88 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:41,367 - Still cheaper than a war. - Ah! 89 00:04:41,367 --> 00:04:43,400 - At the official unveiling, that's when you'll see it. 90 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,532 - Well suppose I make a guess 91 00:04:45,532 --> 00:04:46,899 and you can say whether I'm warm or cold. 92 00:04:46,899 --> 00:04:48,566 - No, Yankee go home. 93 00:04:52,999 --> 00:04:55,733 (sweeping music) 94 00:05:38,899 --> 00:05:41,066 (knocking at door) 95 00:05:41,066 --> 00:05:42,467 Who is it? 96 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,200 - [Woman] It's Dunhill madam. 97 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,133 - Just a minute. 98 00:05:54,699 --> 00:05:57,500 - Oh you've unwrapped it. 99 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,433 Why it's Mr Alex. 100 00:06:02,799 --> 00:06:04,166 Oh! 101 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:06,766 (upbeat music) 102 00:06:28,233 --> 00:06:29,833 - Mr Bolt. 103 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:32,433 Is it true that you gave the President Unispeak lessons? 104 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:34,766 - Well I taught him one or two useful phrases. 105 00:06:34,766 --> 00:06:35,599 - [Man] Such as? 106 00:06:36,666 --> 00:06:37,500 (speaking in foreign language) 107 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:38,699 - [Man] Meaning? 108 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,400 - Meaning no comment. 109 00:06:55,866 --> 00:06:57,367 - Is there anything you don't do for him? 110 00:06:57,367 --> 00:06:59,833 - He brushes his own teeth. 111 00:06:59,833 --> 00:07:02,433 - Maybe I should write a story around you. 112 00:07:02,433 --> 00:07:03,666 How it feels to be 113 00:07:03,666 --> 00:07:05,833 a Nobel Prize winner's faithful assistant. 114 00:07:05,833 --> 00:07:07,066 - There are worse trades. 115 00:07:08,233 --> 00:07:10,532 - How long have you been faithfully assisting? 116 00:07:10,532 --> 00:07:11,333 - 11 years. 117 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,500 - Through thick and thin and rough and smooth. 118 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:15,899 - Man and beast. 119 00:07:15,899 --> 00:07:17,999 Now, from now to the unveiling ceremony 120 00:07:17,999 --> 00:07:20,166 that's all your appointments canceled. 121 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:21,400 (Alex groans) 122 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,133 And it's the words of gratitude 123 00:07:23,133 --> 00:07:25,766 that makes the whole thing so worthwhile. 124 00:07:34,599 --> 00:07:36,133 - [Man] Have you got a publisher yet Mr Bolt? 125 00:07:36,133 --> 00:07:38,632 (people shouting over each other) 126 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:40,133 - [Man] Mr Bolt can you tell us anything about 127 00:07:40,133 --> 00:07:41,733 your wife's new sculpture? 128 00:07:41,733 --> 00:07:43,200 - Oh all I know about modern art is 129 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,133 if you can hang it on the wall it's a painting. 130 00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:46,899 If you can walk around it it's a sculpture. 131 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:48,100 Hey just a minute do you plan to follow me 132 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:49,400 all the way to my bedroom? 133 00:07:51,766 --> 00:07:53,532 - When we do a story we do it in depth. 134 00:07:53,532 --> 00:07:54,933 - What's Time Magazine got that the others haven't? 135 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:55,933 - A cover. 136 00:08:17,733 --> 00:08:21,532 (speaking in foreign language) 137 00:08:21,532 --> 00:08:23,766 - And still can't make up her mind what to wear. 138 00:08:24,933 --> 00:08:26,632 You see Rhonda's been up since six this morning 139 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:28,166 getting herself ready. 140 00:08:28,166 --> 00:08:30,500 - [Reporter] I've been trying to figure out where he's from. 141 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:32,367 - Joachim, oh he's one of our star pupils. 142 00:08:32,367 --> 00:08:34,799 Came to us from Central Paraguay, from the jungle. 143 00:08:34,799 --> 00:08:36,666 Learned Unispeak in six weeks. 144 00:08:36,666 --> 00:08:38,699 When he first arrived he could hardly grunt. 145 00:08:38,699 --> 00:08:41,866 (car brakes squealing loudly) 146 00:08:41,866 --> 00:08:46,333 (speaking in foreign language) 147 00:08:46,333 --> 00:08:47,599 Post-graduate stuff. 148 00:08:47,599 --> 00:08:50,367 (rhythmic music) 149 00:08:59,699 --> 00:09:01,666 ♪ Charlie 150 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:05,000 ♪ I'd like to know Charlie 151 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,866 ♪ A fellow like Charlie 152 00:09:07,866 --> 00:09:11,966 ♪ Is so hard to find 153 00:09:11,966 --> 00:09:14,233 ♪ Charlie 154 00:09:14,233 --> 00:09:17,266 ♪ He looks like a statue 155 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:20,200 ♪ When he's looking at you 156 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:24,733 ♪ You're out of your mind 157 00:09:24,733 --> 00:09:27,400 ♪ With a built up reputation 158 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,766 ♪ He's the idol of the nation 159 00:09:30,766 --> 00:09:33,966 ♪ Sex can be a new sensation 160 00:09:33,966 --> 00:09:36,866 ♪ When it's not too plain 161 00:09:36,866 --> 00:09:40,033 ♪ He's the latest pride of darkness ♪ 162 00:09:40,033 --> 00:09:43,066 ♪ Full of pluck and full of fondness ♪ 163 00:09:43,066 --> 00:09:46,566 ♪ He's not easy to discover 164 00:09:46,566 --> 00:09:49,333 ♪ He's got more than any other 165 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:54,333 ♪ What a guy and what a lover 166 00:09:55,467 --> 00:09:57,666 ♪ Charlie 167 00:09:57,666 --> 00:10:00,699 ♪ If you can produce him 168 00:10:00,699 --> 00:10:03,666 ♪ Then please introduce him 169 00:10:03,666 --> 00:10:06,833 ♪ And give him my key 170 00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:12,799 - Oh Grosvenor Square. 171 00:10:12,799 --> 00:10:14,999 Now that's where the sculpture's going to be. 172 00:10:14,999 --> 00:10:16,933 Right opposite the statue of Roosevelt. 173 00:10:25,266 --> 00:10:26,233 - Now why are we stopping? 174 00:10:26,233 --> 00:10:27,532 - The American embassy. 175 00:10:27,532 --> 00:10:28,799 Well Ray Whiteley's office. 176 00:10:28,799 --> 00:10:30,833 I thought you might like to pop in to say hello. 177 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:33,699 Ambassador Whitely is Unispeak's number one booster. 178 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:35,066 A most passionate champion. 179 00:10:35,066 --> 00:10:36,200 - Yes you're quite right but not now. 180 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,532 I want to get home to Rhonda. 181 00:10:37,532 --> 00:10:38,367 Joachim. 182 00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:39,200 Car's a tally-ho. 183 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:44,500 ♪ He looks like a statue 184 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:47,400 ♪ When he's looking at you 185 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:50,899 ♪ You're out of your mind 186 00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:55,066 - It's happening Chuck. 187 00:10:55,066 --> 00:10:56,966 It's all going to happen. 188 00:10:56,966 --> 00:10:58,400 - Jubilation time. 189 00:10:59,566 --> 00:11:02,200 - You bet your Boston Irish ass. 190 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,966 All the work I've put in on this Unispeak crap. 191 00:11:04,966 --> 00:11:06,833 This could be the best new hustle 192 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,566 since ecology-pollution. 193 00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:10,033 The young vote. 194 00:11:10,033 --> 00:11:12,166 - Could carry man, clear through to the White House. 195 00:11:13,699 --> 00:11:15,899 - If called, I will serve. 196 00:11:17,033 --> 00:11:19,233 - I heard from that Southwick lady. 197 00:11:19,233 --> 00:11:20,433 Green light. 198 00:11:20,433 --> 00:11:21,666 - All right, fix it for me 199 00:11:21,666 --> 00:11:23,333 at that Anglo-American friendship luncheon. 200 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:24,367 - At the Hilton? 201 00:11:24,367 --> 00:11:25,632 - Book a room, thank you. 202 00:11:28,566 --> 00:11:30,266 In your name. 203 00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:31,500 - Again? 204 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,300 I'm getting known as the village stud. 205 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:34,866 - Better you than me. 206 00:11:34,866 --> 00:11:37,033 - If called he will serve. 207 00:11:37,033 --> 00:11:40,799 (whistles Hail to the Chief) 208 00:11:47,899 --> 00:11:49,433 - [Alex] I'm going to have a nice long rest. 209 00:11:49,433 --> 00:11:50,532 - [Woman] You do that. 210 00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:59,433 (speaking in foreign language) 211 00:11:59,433 --> 00:12:00,367 Have fun. 212 00:12:04,666 --> 00:12:06,666 - Ah Dunhill, how nice to see you again. 213 00:12:07,632 --> 00:12:08,467 - Huh. 214 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:10,866 Hmm. 215 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,467 - Must be having the change. 216 00:12:16,899 --> 00:12:17,733 (romantic music) 217 00:12:17,733 --> 00:12:18,699 Darling I'm home. 218 00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:21,933 Put on the black one. 219 00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:51,467 (speaking in foreign language) 220 00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:53,632 - I hope that means let's go to bed. 221 00:12:53,632 --> 00:12:55,166 - That's exactly what it means. 222 00:12:56,933 --> 00:12:58,899 - [Rhonda] First the statue. 223 00:12:58,899 --> 00:12:59,933 - [Alex] What statue? 224 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,166 - What statue? 225 00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:07,100 - Oh the statue! 226 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:09,066 Oh I can't wait to see it. 227 00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:10,699 - And then we go to bed. 228 00:13:10,699 --> 00:13:11,532 Violently. 229 00:13:11,532 --> 00:13:12,400 - [Alex] In depth. 230 00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:15,333 - [Rhonda] Come on darling. 231 00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:17,933 - Oh, oh yes. 232 00:13:17,933 --> 00:13:19,467 Oh yes. 233 00:13:19,467 --> 00:13:22,467 Oh that says community, that says understanding. 234 00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:24,133 - That says an eagle. 235 00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:26,166 - Oh that says eagle-- - Oh I'm glad 236 00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,766 because that says a statue. 237 00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:31,699 - It's me! 238 00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:37,233 Oh my God! 239 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,766 - [Rhonda] It is my tribute to you. 240 00:13:39,766 --> 00:13:40,599 - Tribute? 241 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,500 - You don't like it. 242 00:13:45,966 --> 00:13:48,467 - Well it's nothing to do with that it's just that. 243 00:13:48,467 --> 00:13:49,300 Oh. 244 00:13:50,532 --> 00:13:52,433 But you were asked to design something 245 00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:55,599 to symbolize Unispeak, a new language, not. 246 00:13:57,033 --> 00:13:58,666 Not middle-aged Peter Pan looking for the soap. 247 00:13:58,666 --> 00:13:59,899 - But darling Unispeak is you. 248 00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:03,100 - In the nude? 249 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:05,300 - Oh that's it. 250 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,033 That's the real objection. 251 00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:08,200 - And why not! 252 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,433 For months, for years, 253 00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,033 I've been trying to persuade the world 254 00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:14,467 that Unispeak is not just another short-cut to pot and sex. 255 00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:17,433 And now Unispeak's founder exhibiting himself 256 00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:18,766 all over Grosvenor Square. 257 00:14:19,899 --> 00:14:21,367 Flashing it at the tourist buses. 258 00:14:22,566 --> 00:14:25,733 - The male body has been a subject for sculpture 259 00:14:25,733 --> 00:14:27,833 ever since, since always. 260 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:29,066 - All right then use the body 261 00:14:29,066 --> 00:14:30,833 but put somebody else's head on it. 262 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:31,666 Don't you see-- 263 00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:32,599 - I see. 264 00:14:32,599 --> 00:14:34,699 You are a pissy English man. 265 00:14:35,733 --> 00:14:37,467 - The word is prissy. 266 00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:39,799 - Words are your business, mine is marble. 267 00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:42,733 - Rhonda. 268 00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:44,066 Look, darling. 269 00:14:44,066 --> 00:14:46,632 I don't want to hurt you, I admire you. 270 00:14:46,632 --> 00:14:48,333 And although it's now certain that I shall be 271 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:49,699 sleeping in the guest room. 272 00:14:49,699 --> 00:14:50,833 - Mm hmm. 273 00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:52,367 - Mm hmm. 274 00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:55,400 I love you but I will not, I repeat not allow that thing 275 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,966 to go on public exhibition in Grosvenor Square. 276 00:14:57,966 --> 00:15:00,333 - You've got nothing to not allow. 277 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,933 The statue is the property of the American government. 278 00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:05,200 Grosvenor Square is the property of the, 279 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,599 whoever owns Grosvenor Square. 280 00:15:06,599 --> 00:15:07,433 - Rhonda! 281 00:15:08,632 --> 00:15:10,866 As your husband for 10 years now please. 282 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,133 - As an artist for 15 years, no. 283 00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:15,166 - Dammit the thing's gonna make you into a laughing stock. 284 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,166 Look at it, look at it objectively. 285 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,599 A socking great nude statue of your own husband. 286 00:15:19,599 --> 00:15:20,733 How corny can you get? 287 00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:23,200 - My sculpture is corny? 288 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,899 - As Kansas in August. 289 00:15:25,766 --> 00:15:29,699 (shouting in foreign language) 290 00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:33,666 An injunction. 291 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,033 That's what I want today. 292 00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:37,166 Any legal mumbo jumbo that will prevent them 293 00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:38,966 from putting that statue on display. 294 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,766 - [Man] Out of the question. 295 00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,733 - Out of the question? 296 00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:44,966 - We should have to prove 297 00:15:44,966 --> 00:15:47,367 that the statue is in a way defamatory. 298 00:15:47,367 --> 00:15:51,433 In other words, that it exposes you to dishonor or contempt. 299 00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:52,367 Well. 300 00:15:52,367 --> 00:15:54,532 With a work by Rhonda Bolt. 301 00:15:54,532 --> 00:15:58,599 - More likely to evoke admiration than disparagement. 302 00:15:58,599 --> 00:16:00,566 - But Sir Geoffrey she's got me there naked. 303 00:16:00,566 --> 00:16:01,899 - The statue, dear boy. 304 00:16:01,899 --> 00:16:03,799 - A world of difference. - In court. 305 00:16:03,799 --> 00:16:05,300 - Making it stand up. 306 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,999 - If a sculptress of Rhonda's standing, 307 00:16:10,999 --> 00:16:14,866 internationally respected and of unquestionable integrity. 308 00:16:14,866 --> 00:16:17,100 If such an artist chooses to represent her theme 309 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,367 in terms of the naked human form. 310 00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:22,233 - It's not the human naked form it's my human naked form. 311 00:16:24,632 --> 00:16:25,467 Look. 312 00:16:26,866 --> 00:16:28,699 What would happen if I went into Grosvenor Square 313 00:16:28,699 --> 00:16:30,833 and stood there with no clothes on. 314 00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:32,133 - [Man] You'd be run out dear boy. 315 00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:33,433 - Pretty smartish. 316 00:16:33,433 --> 00:16:34,799 Indecency. 317 00:16:34,799 --> 00:16:36,532 - Yet a copy of me 30 feet high 318 00:16:36,532 --> 00:16:39,467 with everything twice the size can stand up there floodlit. 319 00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:40,733 You call that logic? 320 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,066 - We're not dealing with logic dear boy. 321 00:16:42,066 --> 00:16:42,899 Just the law. 322 00:16:44,566 --> 00:16:46,367 One can only suggest that it might have been advisable 323 00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:48,833 not to have posed for the work in the first place. 324 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:51,066 - But I didn't pose for it. 325 00:16:51,066 --> 00:16:53,233 Bloody idiot lawyers. 326 00:16:53,233 --> 00:16:54,666 Harry you and I worked so closely 327 00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:56,833 on the communications theory build up for Unispeak, 328 00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:57,766 now help me with this. 329 00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:58,666 I've got to talk to someone. 330 00:16:58,666 --> 00:17:00,866 - Not me Alex, please. 331 00:17:00,866 --> 00:17:02,699 You know the one thing I can't stand 332 00:17:02,699 --> 00:17:04,933 is getting involved with people's emotional problems. 333 00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:06,233 - But you're a psychiatrist. 334 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,066 - Don't throw that in my face! 335 00:17:08,066 --> 00:17:09,500 - [Alex] You've got an honors degree in psychiatry, 336 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,766 you studied psychiatry at the Tavistock clinic. 337 00:17:11,766 --> 00:17:13,500 - Only to get into advertising. 338 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,166 Consumer psychology. 339 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,433 Sales motivation. 340 00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:18,033 Nothing thank God to do with people. 341 00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:20,566 The only time anyone ever lies on that couch 342 00:17:20,566 --> 00:17:22,133 is when I stretch out alongside her 343 00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:24,899 so please Alex no consultation situations. 344 00:17:24,899 --> 00:17:26,666 I get uncomfortable. 345 00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:28,733 - [Alex] All right then, as my friend. 346 00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:30,367 Who else can I turn to? 347 00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:32,566 What's a man's best friend for? 348 00:17:32,566 --> 00:17:34,400 - Traditionally to make his wife. 349 00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:38,333 All right. 350 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,100 You don't fancy your fair white body 351 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,133 being put on public display. 352 00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:43,066 Why not? 353 00:17:43,066 --> 00:17:44,833 - Because the idea revolts me. 354 00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,333 Am I being irrational? 355 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:49,300 Does that show some personality defect of ego fashion? 356 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,166 - Don't start that psychiatry jargon. 357 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,799 You don't like the idea because you don't like the idea. 358 00:17:53,799 --> 00:17:55,500 That's reasonable. 359 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,133 So tell Rhonda if she goes ahead you'll clobber her. 360 00:17:58,133 --> 00:17:59,333 - Clobber her physically? 361 00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:00,666 - No with a ray-gun. 362 00:18:02,632 --> 00:18:04,166 - Harry. 363 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,766 My objection has to be in terms of the work itself. 364 00:18:05,766 --> 00:18:07,133 Rhonda is a professional woman. 365 00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:09,532 - Every woman is a professional woman. 366 00:18:09,532 --> 00:18:10,333 All right. 367 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,433 Outflank her. 368 00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:13,467 Go to whoever commissioned the statue. 369 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,632 - Well the US State Department. 370 00:18:15,632 --> 00:18:18,100 Thank you, that's Ray Whitely, just a moment. 371 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,367 - [Harry] Isn't Whitely the ambassador? 372 00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:20,599 - Yes. 373 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,133 - [Harry] What sort of a fellow is he? 374 00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:24,433 - I think he's an idiot but I may be overestimating him. 375 00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:25,632 Yeah that's right. 376 00:18:25,632 --> 00:18:26,866 I'm supposed to meet him this evening 377 00:18:26,866 --> 00:18:28,799 on some television show about Unispeak. 378 00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:30,532 Oh hell, look Pat's canceled it. 379 00:18:30,532 --> 00:18:31,733 - Well un-cancel it. 380 00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:33,200 Go along there, take him to one side 381 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,500 and talk him out of the whole sculpture idea. 382 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,632 - Harry you're a true healer of minds. 383 00:18:38,632 --> 00:18:40,566 - Uh uh, I'm an advertising man. 384 00:18:40,566 --> 00:18:43,833 And remember if there's anything further I can do to help. 385 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,100 Please hesitate to ask. 386 00:18:51,799 --> 00:18:53,966 - [Man] Stand by studio, 50 seconds. 387 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,566 Camera two in a bit closer. 388 00:18:55,566 --> 00:18:57,899 Nice head and shoulders please. 389 00:18:57,899 --> 00:19:00,300 - Eh eh, excuse me, excuse me. 390 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:03,200 I'd like to have a word with the ambassador before we start. 391 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,467 Where is he? 392 00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:06,100 - [Man] Chicago. 393 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,200 - Chicago? 394 00:19:08,532 --> 00:19:09,632 - Hey. - Mm. 395 00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:10,599 - TV's still on. 396 00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:11,433 - Mm? 397 00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:14,866 - It's watching us. 398 00:19:14,866 --> 00:19:17,233 - As long as it's not the queen. 399 00:19:17,233 --> 00:19:18,467 - Good evening. 400 00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:19,999 With me today is the man-- 401 00:19:19,999 --> 00:19:23,467 - Oh this is some program Alex is supposed to be on. 402 00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:24,866 Well turn up the sound. 403 00:19:24,866 --> 00:19:27,166 - Let me make myself perfectly clear about that. 404 00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:31,632 Perhaps my friend Alex Bolt is best equipped 405 00:19:31,632 --> 00:19:33,166 to answer that question. 406 00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:34,666 - Let's bring him in then. 407 00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:37,066 Hello, live by satellite from London. 408 00:19:37,066 --> 00:19:38,666 Professor Alex Bolt. 409 00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:40,367 Welcome to Impact. 410 00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:42,033 - [Ray] Hello Alex, glad you could make it. 411 00:19:42,033 --> 00:19:43,833 - [Interviewer] Do you see no disadvantage 412 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:46,532 to Ambassador Whitely's Unispeak project? 413 00:19:46,532 --> 00:19:49,566 - Oh yes I've seen one big disadvantage. 414 00:19:49,566 --> 00:19:51,367 That sculpture you commissioned. 415 00:19:51,367 --> 00:19:52,933 - What sculpture? 416 00:19:52,933 --> 00:19:55,333 - Well we're really not here to talk about that. 417 00:19:56,733 --> 00:19:59,566 Anyway I hardly think sculpture is in your area. 418 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,300 - Well this one is, it's nothing but my area. 419 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,300 Now Ray you take my advice. 420 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:06,066 - We will take your advice in just a moment. 421 00:20:06,066 --> 00:20:10,333 But first, some good advice to Mrs Housewife. 422 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,266 - Mrs who? 423 00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:12,966 - It's a commercial break. 424 00:20:12,966 --> 00:20:14,632 We're off the air. 425 00:20:14,632 --> 00:20:17,200 Hey that livened up pretty good didn't it. 426 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,266 We gotta get back on that sculpture bit, huh. 427 00:20:19,266 --> 00:20:20,533 - Forget about the sculpture crap. 428 00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:21,632 What the hell you trying to do Alex, 429 00:20:21,632 --> 00:20:23,166 make me out to be a schmuck. 430 00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:24,632 - Now you listen to me Ray I know what I'm talking about. 431 00:20:24,632 --> 00:20:26,699 - Well you quit talking about yourself for a moment. 432 00:20:26,699 --> 00:20:28,766 We're dealing with something important, me. 433 00:20:28,766 --> 00:20:30,233 I was the one that persuaded the State Department 434 00:20:30,233 --> 00:20:31,733 to commission that thing for Rhonda. 435 00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:33,833 Now if you start knocking it on network television 436 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,666 who gets hurt, not you. 437 00:20:35,666 --> 00:20:36,933 - Well that's just what-- 438 00:20:36,933 --> 00:20:38,200 - It's not your problem buddy boy, 439 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,033 now will you just butt out and make your big-- 440 00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:40,533 - Back on the air. 441 00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:43,666 - Gee Alex, it's good to talk with you again. 442 00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:47,533 Now this is a man that I'm proud to call a friend. 443 00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:49,100 - Why don't you cancel the damn thing Ray. 444 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:52,200 Spend your $50,000 on something more worthwhile. 445 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,766 Think of all those Unispeak schools 446 00:20:53,766 --> 00:20:55,467 we could endow with that. 447 00:20:55,467 --> 00:20:56,599 - What's it a sculpture of? 448 00:20:56,599 --> 00:20:57,433 - Well it. 449 00:20:59,033 --> 00:20:59,999 Does it matter? 450 00:20:59,999 --> 00:21:02,833 - The point is, why blow $50,000 451 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:05,666 on some corny bit of carving 452 00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:07,733 when there are millions of people in want. 453 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:10,400 - Corny bit of carving? 454 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,933 (phone ringing) 455 00:21:11,933 --> 00:21:14,166 Well I hope Mrs Bolt wasn't watching. 456 00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:15,599 Yes? 457 00:21:15,599 --> 00:21:16,533 She was watching. 458 00:21:16,533 --> 00:21:18,266 Hello Mrs Bolt. 459 00:21:18,266 --> 00:21:20,100 No, no I wasn't watching. 460 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,500 Turn it down. 461 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:22,599 Yes. 462 00:21:22,599 --> 00:21:23,799 Oh really. 463 00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:25,666 Oh that doesn't sound like Mr Bolt. 464 00:21:25,666 --> 00:21:26,966 Come round? 465 00:21:26,966 --> 00:21:28,367 Ah. 466 00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:29,799 It's a little bit awkward at the moment 467 00:21:29,799 --> 00:21:33,300 you see I'm just in the middle of a press conference. 468 00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:35,467 Yes what about tomorrow morning then. 469 00:21:35,467 --> 00:21:36,467 Fine. 470 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,632 I think we'd better make it the afternoon. 471 00:21:47,467 --> 00:21:51,033 - Now is that corny? - No. 472 00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:52,433 - Oh thank you. 473 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:54,733 - It's awfully good. 474 00:21:55,733 --> 00:21:56,533 - Thank you. 475 00:21:57,433 --> 00:21:58,632 And a dry martini. 476 00:21:58,632 --> 00:22:01,166 (rhythmic music) 477 00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:02,400 - Here you are. 478 00:22:03,899 --> 00:22:04,799 Doubles. 479 00:22:04,799 --> 00:22:05,833 Oh. 480 00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:07,066 - I've good reason. 481 00:22:07,066 --> 00:22:09,266 - Which I've just come from a private view of. 482 00:22:09,266 --> 00:22:10,699 Could I have a dry martini? 483 00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:12,999 Now that is service. 484 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,333 Well. 485 00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:17,933 Now here's looking at, 486 00:22:19,066 --> 00:22:20,333 looking at you. 487 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:21,833 - All those people who eat their sandwiches 488 00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:23,300 in Grosvenor Square. 489 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,333 Can't you just see them all clustering around 490 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:26,866 for a stare-in. 491 00:22:26,866 --> 00:22:28,133 I'm well known now Pat. 492 00:22:28,133 --> 00:22:30,233 Television, magazines and. 493 00:22:30,233 --> 00:22:33,066 My face up there, they're bound to recognize it. 494 00:22:33,066 --> 00:22:34,333 And then. 495 00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:35,500 Oh God! 496 00:22:36,666 --> 00:22:38,833 - And you know what the fascinating thing is. 497 00:22:38,833 --> 00:22:40,033 It's not even yours. 498 00:22:41,166 --> 00:22:42,766 - What did you say? 499 00:22:42,766 --> 00:22:45,333 (upbeat music) 500 00:22:51,733 --> 00:22:53,999 It's not mine, so whose is it? 501 00:22:53,999 --> 00:22:55,133 - Don't shout at me. 502 00:22:55,133 --> 00:22:56,233 Calm! 503 00:22:56,233 --> 00:22:57,033 - Calm. 504 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,100 I'm calm all right. 505 00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:02,733 I'm unnaturally calm. 506 00:23:04,233 --> 00:23:06,066 A tribute, that's what you called it. 507 00:23:06,066 --> 00:23:07,367 This is my tribute to you. 508 00:23:09,133 --> 00:23:10,933 All right, let's just check out that tribute shall we. 509 00:23:10,933 --> 00:23:12,100 Up there that's fine. 510 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,933 That's good old Alex. 511 00:23:13,933 --> 00:23:16,467 And this is good old Alex. 512 00:23:16,467 --> 00:23:19,000 Even that is good old Alex. 513 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,300 Good old Alex. 514 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:21,200 Good old Alex. 515 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,666 Good old Alex. 516 00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:24,433 And suddenly hello Charlie. 517 00:23:25,733 --> 00:23:26,733 - Charlie? 518 00:23:26,733 --> 00:23:28,066 - Charlie. 519 00:23:28,066 --> 00:23:29,100 George. 520 00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:30,100 Peter. 521 00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:30,933 Hopkins. 522 00:23:30,933 --> 00:23:31,966 Fosguy, I don't know. 523 00:23:31,966 --> 00:23:33,300 But not me. 524 00:23:34,766 --> 00:23:37,666 All right let's um, let's talk this over reasonably. 525 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:38,500 - No no. 526 00:23:39,533 --> 00:23:41,400 That way you always win. 527 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,033 Words! 528 00:23:43,033 --> 00:23:44,500 This is what I say to it. 529 00:23:45,566 --> 00:23:47,200 And what that says is 530 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,933 in the last three years how much have I seen you. 531 00:23:49,933 --> 00:23:51,400 18 days. 532 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:55,599 This is my way of saying 18 days is not enough. 533 00:23:55,599 --> 00:23:57,833 A little private reproach that's all. 534 00:24:00,933 --> 00:24:02,400 - Private! 535 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,933 That thing will tower over a whole city square. 536 00:24:03,933 --> 00:24:05,266 - Who will know? 537 00:24:05,266 --> 00:24:06,100 - He will. 538 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,033 Charlie. 539 00:24:07,033 --> 00:24:09,233 Up there in marble on my body. 540 00:24:09,233 --> 00:24:11,333 - It didn't worry you to have another man's head 541 00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:12,233 on your body. 542 00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:13,766 Man! 543 00:24:13,766 --> 00:24:16,533 Anything that has to do with um, they become little boys. 544 00:24:16,533 --> 00:24:18,033 - That's no little boy. 545 00:24:19,699 --> 00:24:20,533 All right. 546 00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:23,566 So you had an affair with him. 547 00:24:23,566 --> 00:24:24,467 That's bad enough. 548 00:24:25,933 --> 00:24:28,632 But to go and immortalize the son of a bitch as guest star! 549 00:24:30,367 --> 00:24:33,566 - I've been trying to tell you something important for us. 550 00:24:33,566 --> 00:24:37,467 But you haven't even, you didn't even try to listen. 551 00:24:37,467 --> 00:24:39,699 All you're thinking about is, 552 00:24:39,699 --> 00:24:43,033 oh you are a pissy English man. 553 00:24:43,033 --> 00:24:43,966 No no no. 554 00:24:43,966 --> 00:24:45,733 I don't mean prissy. 555 00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:53,799 - So your wife had an affair with a statue. 556 00:24:53,799 --> 00:24:55,200 - [Alex] Sir Geoffrey I've already explained all this 557 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,666 to you twice. 558 00:24:56,666 --> 00:24:59,699 - Geffers, I woke up and you were, 559 00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:01,933 oh hello young fella. 560 00:25:01,933 --> 00:25:04,933 Oh when are you going to let us see that sexy statue? 561 00:25:04,933 --> 00:25:06,433 - Humphrey. 562 00:25:06,433 --> 00:25:09,367 Do you remember de Nora versus Quill Productions? 563 00:25:09,367 --> 00:25:10,200 - Film star girl. 564 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,100 Lisa de Nora. 565 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:13,733 Horrible fleshy thing. 566 00:25:13,733 --> 00:25:16,033 They stuck another girl's bosoms on her 567 00:25:16,033 --> 00:25:17,833 in a swimsuit advertisement. 568 00:25:17,833 --> 00:25:20,899 - She not only stopped it but collected damages as well. 569 00:25:20,899 --> 00:25:23,733 - Well that's fine, this is exactly the same thing. 570 00:25:23,733 --> 00:25:25,333 - She stuck bosoms on you? 571 00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:27,367 Well that's very nasty. 572 00:25:29,766 --> 00:25:32,500 - Of course one still needs to prove that the difference 573 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:35,400 is not simply a matter of artistic license. 574 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,066 In other words, that it does depict a third-party. 575 00:25:38,066 --> 00:25:39,766 - Oh it does, it does all right. 576 00:25:39,766 --> 00:25:42,367 - Of course he may simply be a professional male model. 577 00:25:42,367 --> 00:25:45,233 - Oh, I have several good friends in that field. 578 00:25:46,433 --> 00:25:48,433 - [Alex] My wife doesn't use professional models. 579 00:25:48,433 --> 00:25:50,899 That's why I have to find out who Charlie is. 580 00:25:50,899 --> 00:25:52,133 - Exactly. 581 00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:53,799 When is the statue to be unveiled? 582 00:25:53,799 --> 00:25:54,999 - 10 days time, but don't worry 583 00:25:54,999 --> 00:25:56,400 I'll have it nailed by then. 584 00:25:58,033 --> 00:25:58,833 - Charlie? 585 00:25:59,999 --> 00:26:02,300 It all sounds most awfully complicated. 586 00:26:05,599 --> 00:26:08,433 - Don't bother your pretty head about it. 587 00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:11,166 (romantic music) 588 00:27:16,799 --> 00:27:18,733 (upbeat music) 589 00:27:18,733 --> 00:27:19,833 ♪ Nothing 590 00:27:19,833 --> 00:27:21,866 ♪ But flesh and blood 591 00:27:21,866 --> 00:27:23,266 ♪ And bones 592 00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:27,433 ♪ And a minute by a minute 593 00:27:27,433 --> 00:27:29,699 ♪ So cut out the life force 594 00:27:29,699 --> 00:27:32,333 ♪ So cut out the soul 595 00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:34,300 ♪ So cut out the spirit 596 00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:37,300 ♪ So cut it 597 00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:40,766 ♪ Gone 598 00:27:40,766 --> 00:27:42,833 ♪ But it's a beating 599 00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:43,766 ♪ Beating 600 00:27:43,766 --> 00:27:45,866 ♪ It's a beating 601 00:27:45,866 --> 00:27:46,766 ♪ Show me 602 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,899 ♪ It's a beating 603 00:27:48,899 --> 00:27:52,733 ♪ Living indeed 604 00:27:52,733 --> 00:27:55,866 ♪ It's a death call singing 605 00:27:55,866 --> 00:27:59,100 ♪ It's a spirit dancing 606 00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:03,699 ♪ It's my own show weeping indeed ♪ 607 00:28:03,699 --> 00:28:08,699 ♪ Yeah 608 00:28:08,699 --> 00:28:11,066 ♪ It's a briefing, briefing, briefing ♪ 609 00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:14,433 ♪ Crying to me to let it live 610 00:28:14,433 --> 00:28:18,467 ♪ Well I can't live with regulations and complications ♪ 611 00:28:18,467 --> 00:28:20,866 ♪ Losing control 612 00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:23,133 ♪ I bury it under clothes 613 00:28:23,133 --> 00:28:23,966 ♪ Yes 614 00:28:23,966 --> 00:28:24,933 ♪ Clothes 615 00:28:24,933 --> 00:28:26,300 ♪ Only possessions 616 00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:27,799 ♪ Heal the righteous 617 00:28:27,799 --> 00:28:29,333 ♪ Refrigerators 618 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:30,733 ♪ Plastic complainers 619 00:28:30,733 --> 00:28:32,533 ♪ Washing machines 620 00:28:32,533 --> 00:28:34,066 ♪ TV commercials 621 00:28:34,066 --> 00:28:35,300 ♪ Nuclear weapon 622 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:38,699 ♪ Payments of interest 623 00:28:38,699 --> 00:28:40,033 ♪ Separate investments 624 00:28:40,033 --> 00:28:41,833 ♪ Weekly installments 625 00:28:41,833 --> 00:28:42,899 ♪ Food in the freezer 626 00:28:42,899 --> 00:28:47,533 ♪ Strawberry yogurt 627 00:28:47,533 --> 00:28:49,866 ♪ But it's a beating 628 00:28:49,866 --> 00:28:52,766 ♪ Beating, it's a beating 629 00:28:52,766 --> 00:28:57,766 ♪ Honey, it's a beating 630 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,133 ♪ Yeah yeah 631 00:29:00,133 --> 00:29:02,133 ♪ It's a lover singing 632 00:29:02,133 --> 00:29:05,300 ♪ It's a spirit dancing 633 00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:10,066 ♪ It's my own show weeping in me ♪ 634 00:29:10,066 --> 00:29:12,833 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah 635 00:29:16,367 --> 00:29:18,400 - All right all right. 636 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,333 Now let me get this right. 637 00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:20,966 This is you self-portrait. 638 00:29:20,966 --> 00:29:21,933 And this is the statue's. 639 00:29:21,933 --> 00:29:22,766 - Exactly. 640 00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:26,733 - Well what do you want, the winner? 641 00:29:26,733 --> 00:29:28,799 - I want confirmation from a medical man. 642 00:29:30,033 --> 00:29:31,233 Harry. 643 00:29:31,233 --> 00:29:32,166 Tell me. 644 00:29:32,166 --> 00:29:33,367 Tell me. 645 00:29:33,367 --> 00:29:34,467 Are they or are they not different? 646 00:29:34,467 --> 00:29:35,566 - They are different. 647 00:29:35,566 --> 00:29:36,933 Two different fellas. 648 00:29:36,933 --> 00:29:38,733 Goodnight, that'll be five pounds please. 649 00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:40,333 - Exactly what I wanted to hear. 650 00:29:41,799 --> 00:29:42,966 That's gonna help me. 651 00:29:42,966 --> 00:29:45,066 It's gonna help me find, no I'm on a diet. 652 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,266 When I do. 653 00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:49,333 Whoever this fits. 654 00:29:49,333 --> 00:29:51,933 - You sound like a stag version of Cinderella. 655 00:29:51,933 --> 00:29:54,500 - I'm gonna maim him, I'm gonna grind my heels 656 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,266 into his eyeball and I'm gonna exterminate him. 657 00:29:56,266 --> 00:29:58,833 - And this is a winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. 658 00:29:58,833 --> 00:29:59,733 Relax. 659 00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:03,899 Ever seen the Leonardo painting of The Last Supper? 660 00:30:03,899 --> 00:30:05,166 Do you know who posed for that? 661 00:30:05,166 --> 00:30:06,300 Simple tradesmen. 662 00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:07,566 Butchers, grocers. 663 00:30:07,566 --> 00:30:09,133 - This is not a tradesman. 664 00:30:09,133 --> 00:30:10,833 - Oh there's a class-conscious remark. 665 00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:13,133 You may be able to recognize a gentleman by his accent 666 00:30:13,133 --> 00:30:14,433 but you certainly can't - Look look look 667 00:30:14,433 --> 00:30:15,799 - recognize a-- - look at the way 668 00:30:15,799 --> 00:30:16,833 it's been sculpted. 669 00:30:17,666 --> 00:30:18,999 Care. 670 00:30:18,999 --> 00:30:20,533 The meticulousness. 671 00:30:20,533 --> 00:30:21,866 Now look, look. 672 00:30:21,866 --> 00:30:23,133 There's affection there. 673 00:30:23,133 --> 00:30:24,766 Devotion. 674 00:30:24,766 --> 00:30:26,632 A tribute, that's what she called it, oh no. 675 00:30:26,632 --> 00:30:27,899 Oh no. 676 00:30:27,899 --> 00:30:30,766 It had to be somebody she was friendly with. 677 00:30:30,766 --> 00:30:32,233 Someone she saw a lot of. 678 00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:35,100 I know what I'm gonna do. 679 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:36,599 I'm gonna make that housekeeper of mine give me a list 680 00:30:36,599 --> 00:30:38,433 of all the people who visited my house regularly 681 00:30:38,433 --> 00:30:39,300 while I was away. 682 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,033 It might mean I have to track down 683 00:30:42,033 --> 00:30:43,300 four or five different men but I've got plenty of time. 684 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:44,766 It's a good 10 days before that statue 685 00:30:44,766 --> 00:30:45,866 is officially unveiled. 686 00:30:45,866 --> 00:30:47,433 - Hey. 687 00:30:47,433 --> 00:30:49,666 If this is for me, at least autograph it. 688 00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:56,266 - I feel I'm being disloyal to madam. 689 00:30:56,266 --> 00:30:57,333 - Well at these prices just think of it 690 00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:58,533 as being loyal to sir. 691 00:31:00,133 --> 00:31:01,533 You're quite sure you put down all the gentlemen 692 00:31:01,533 --> 00:31:02,733 who visited my wife while I was away. 693 00:31:02,733 --> 00:31:03,566 - Yes. 694 00:31:03,566 --> 00:31:04,599 Everyone of them. 695 00:31:04,599 --> 00:31:05,766 Will that be all sir? 696 00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:08,333 - It's all I have on me. 697 00:31:10,266 --> 00:31:14,100 (signing in foreign language) 698 00:31:27,433 --> 00:31:30,699 There's one the old bag forgot to list. 699 00:31:37,966 --> 00:31:41,899 (speaking in foreign language) 700 00:32:14,033 --> 00:32:16,666 - Oh what are you doing, let him alone! 701 00:32:16,666 --> 00:32:19,333 (loud shouting) 702 00:32:21,533 --> 00:32:24,200 (loud crashing) 703 00:32:27,733 --> 00:32:29,733 - I was only trying to ask him a simple question. 704 00:32:29,733 --> 00:32:31,666 - I know what you ask him. 705 00:32:31,666 --> 00:32:34,566 I should've let him choke you. 706 00:32:34,566 --> 00:32:36,566 - I'll nail you Charlie. 707 00:32:38,133 --> 00:32:40,733 (gentle music) 708 00:33:00,999 --> 00:33:03,233 - [Harry] Okay let's try it. 709 00:33:03,233 --> 00:33:04,833 - [Man] I don't know Harry, I don't think they'll pass 710 00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:06,200 a nude commercial. 711 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,533 - The quintessential associations of taking a bath 712 00:33:08,533 --> 00:33:11,367 are purity and sensuousness, it's very ambivalent. 713 00:33:11,367 --> 00:33:12,866 Or loaded. 714 00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:15,632 - But all the client wanted to push was sixpence off. 715 00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:19,766 Okay, let's go for a shot. 716 00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:22,367 - Harry! 717 00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:24,266 Harry, oh Harry! 718 00:33:24,266 --> 00:33:26,433 - Alex we're working here! 719 00:33:27,766 --> 00:33:29,766 All right take a break for five minutes. 720 00:33:30,933 --> 00:33:32,666 What is this, some kind of subscription list? 721 00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:33,933 - Well you could call it that. 722 00:33:33,933 --> 00:33:35,200 These are the people who have been seeing Rhonda. 723 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,933 And Harry there were 30 names on that list, 30. 724 00:33:36,933 --> 00:33:38,400 Any one of them could be Charlie. 725 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,233 - Well you won't get round that crowd in 10 days, 726 00:33:40,233 --> 00:33:41,799 they're all different parts of the country. 727 00:33:41,799 --> 00:33:44,066 - They're all over the world but that doesn't matter Harry. 728 00:33:44,066 --> 00:33:46,233 Somewhere in London, there's Ray Whiteley, 729 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:48,433 there's her stockbroker, her lawyer, her doctor. 730 00:33:48,433 --> 00:33:49,632 - Oh come on. 731 00:33:49,632 --> 00:33:51,100 You can't go up to men like that and say 732 00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:52,599 would you mind taking your clothes off 733 00:33:52,599 --> 00:33:53,799 I want to see how you check out 734 00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:55,799 against this photograph I'm holding. 735 00:33:55,799 --> 00:33:57,500 - Well it is another aspect of the problem 736 00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:59,033 but it's not impossible. 737 00:33:59,033 --> 00:34:01,833 - You realize you've got to get close enough to peer. 738 00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:02,666 - Damn! 739 00:34:04,666 --> 00:34:06,133 I've dropped my bookmark. 740 00:34:09,999 --> 00:34:13,000 (rhythmic music) 741 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,333 - I yield to no man in my love for steam baths 742 00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:18,766 but at nine o'clock in the morning. 743 00:34:18,766 --> 00:34:20,699 ♪ Charlie 744 00:34:20,699 --> 00:34:23,766 ♪ I'd like to know Charlie 745 00:34:23,766 --> 00:34:26,866 ♪ A fellow like Charlie 746 00:34:26,866 --> 00:34:30,833 ♪ Is so hard to find 747 00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:33,066 ♪ Charlie 748 00:34:33,066 --> 00:34:36,233 ♪ He looks like a statue 749 00:34:36,233 --> 00:34:39,200 ♪ When he's looking at you 750 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:43,666 ♪ You're out of your mind 751 00:34:43,666 --> 00:34:46,699 ♪ With a built up reputation 752 00:34:46,699 --> 00:34:49,699 ♪ He's the idol of the nation 753 00:34:49,699 --> 00:34:53,033 ♪ Sex can be a new sensation 754 00:34:53,033 --> 00:34:55,733 ♪ When it's not too plain 755 00:34:55,733 --> 00:34:59,266 ♪ He's the latest kind of darkness ♪ 756 00:34:59,266 --> 00:35:02,033 ♪ Full of pluck and full of fondness ♪ 757 00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:05,266 ♪ He's not easy to discover 758 00:35:05,266 --> 00:35:08,233 ♪ He's got more than any other 759 00:35:08,233 --> 00:35:13,233 ♪ What a guy and what a lover 760 00:35:14,566 --> 00:35:16,533 ♪ Charlie 761 00:35:16,533 --> 00:35:19,599 ♪ If you can produce him 762 00:35:19,599 --> 00:35:22,833 ♪ Then please introduce him 763 00:35:22,833 --> 00:35:25,999 ♪ And give him my key 764 00:36:04,632 --> 00:36:06,133 - Now Mrs Erement of Southwick 765 00:36:06,133 --> 00:36:08,833 that's what I call real Anglo-American friendship. 766 00:36:24,733 --> 00:36:26,500 Who told you that story about Alex? 767 00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:28,833 - [Woman] That boring old Harold Brodie. 768 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,733 - And he saw them bounce Alex from the Turkish bath? 769 00:36:32,733 --> 00:36:34,266 - [Woman] He was with him. 770 00:36:34,266 --> 00:36:35,266 - Hmm. 771 00:36:35,266 --> 00:36:36,100 Alex Bolt. 772 00:36:37,966 --> 00:36:39,133 Steam room cowboy. 773 00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:42,632 - Thrown out. 774 00:36:42,632 --> 00:36:45,266 And everyone in that Turkish bath nudging each other. 775 00:36:46,467 --> 00:36:48,233 Except for one fellow who winked at me. 776 00:36:49,433 --> 00:36:50,599 Are you listening? 777 00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:51,533 - I'm listening yeah. 778 00:36:51,533 --> 00:36:52,766 Show me the armchair shot. 779 00:36:55,033 --> 00:36:59,833 No no no, bring out the latent masculinity in that chair. 780 00:37:02,100 --> 00:37:03,066 Understand. 781 00:37:03,066 --> 00:37:04,200 Give me virile. 782 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:05,200 Show me. 783 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,533 Stop down your diaphragm. 784 00:37:07,533 --> 00:37:10,433 - I don't know if I can go on with this search. 785 00:37:10,433 --> 00:37:13,166 I don't even know if I want to Harry. 786 00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:15,166 - That's better, now light it for thrust. 787 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,533 Now you're talking. 788 00:37:16,533 --> 00:37:17,799 - I've been talking for 40 minutes, 789 00:37:17,799 --> 00:37:19,033 you haven't been listening. 790 00:37:19,033 --> 00:37:20,500 - Yes I have, let me ask you something. 791 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:24,433 When you find Charlie, you're gonna mutilate him, right. 792 00:37:24,433 --> 00:37:26,133 - That had been my intention. 793 00:37:26,133 --> 00:37:27,100 - Why? 794 00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:28,367 - Well I was-- 795 00:37:28,367 --> 00:37:29,533 - Rough male look, know what I mean. 796 00:37:29,533 --> 00:37:31,066 Rugged, almost locker room. 797 00:37:31,066 --> 00:37:32,632 Is it passionate jealousy 798 00:37:32,632 --> 00:37:35,066 because he went to bed with Rhonda? 799 00:37:35,066 --> 00:37:37,233 Is it little boy peak because teacher's showing 800 00:37:37,233 --> 00:37:39,166 his toy to the class instead of yours. 801 00:37:40,666 --> 00:37:44,966 How much Othello and how much Charlie Brown? 802 00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:47,632 - Well it could be a bit of each. 803 00:38:00,133 --> 00:38:00,899 - Relax. 804 00:38:00,899 --> 00:38:02,133 - I'm trying to! 805 00:38:03,566 --> 00:38:06,632 - The male capacity for protecting the masculinity 806 00:38:06,632 --> 00:38:08,733 is almost infinite but so is the female 807 00:38:08,733 --> 00:38:10,933 towards her femininity. 808 00:38:10,933 --> 00:38:13,200 And Rhonda did have good cause for substituting you. 809 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,300 18 days in three years. 810 00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:16,966 - Well maybe she was a little sore but-- 811 00:38:16,966 --> 00:38:21,066 - No not sore but, sore and. 812 00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:22,866 Women don't get angry they get even. 813 00:38:25,300 --> 00:38:28,367 - You think I ought to forget it and go back? 814 00:38:29,266 --> 00:38:34,033 - What do you think? 815 00:38:34,033 --> 00:38:37,632 You're turning me back into a bloody psychiatrist, get up! 816 00:38:37,632 --> 00:38:41,933 Yes go back, tear up that bloody list and go back. 817 00:38:41,933 --> 00:38:43,433 - [Alex] Well thank you. 818 00:38:43,433 --> 00:38:44,666 Thank you Harry. 819 00:38:44,666 --> 00:38:46,033 - That was my first and my last analysis. 820 00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:47,333 Don't ever come to see me again 821 00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:49,166 unless it's a sales problem. 822 00:38:50,933 --> 00:38:55,599 You're standing there, have you photographed it already? 823 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:06,833 (romantic music) 824 00:39:44,233 --> 00:39:45,467 - Shall we go-- 825 00:39:50,367 --> 00:39:51,200 - To bed? 826 00:39:57,833 --> 00:39:58,933 Should be sackcloth and ashes 827 00:39:58,933 --> 00:40:00,866 but they didn't have my size. 828 00:40:04,632 --> 00:40:06,433 Oh darling I've been such a buffoon. 829 00:40:07,899 --> 00:40:09,699 Do you want to give me a swift kick? 830 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:10,933 Fast belt around the ear. 831 00:40:24,066 --> 00:40:26,666 - I want to take up this offer. 832 00:40:29,866 --> 00:40:32,133 (giggling) 833 00:40:46,467 --> 00:40:47,766 What's taking you so long? 834 00:40:49,866 --> 00:40:50,799 - You know. 835 00:40:51,733 --> 00:40:54,300 You were 100% right. 836 00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:55,533 Alex Bolt. 837 00:40:55,533 --> 00:40:58,033 Civilized, rational, reasonable. 838 00:40:58,033 --> 00:41:00,467 Your man of the 70s blueprint. 839 00:41:00,467 --> 00:41:02,433 Then along comes one little tiny ego challenge 840 00:41:02,433 --> 00:41:04,533 and I'm a Sicilian. 841 00:41:04,533 --> 00:41:05,766 Othello. 842 00:41:05,766 --> 00:41:06,599 A little boy. 843 00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:09,433 Isn't it strange the human capacity 844 00:41:09,433 --> 00:41:10,567 for making an absolute. 845 00:41:12,833 --> 00:41:14,933 - [Rhonda] Alex you're talking again. 846 00:41:14,933 --> 00:41:17,699 (romantic music) 847 00:41:20,433 --> 00:41:23,333 - [Alex] Oh I've been wanting to do this for a long time. 848 00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:26,500 - [Rhonda] Then do it for a long time. 849 00:41:30,133 --> 00:41:31,632 Alex. 850 00:41:31,632 --> 00:41:32,500 About the statue. 851 00:41:33,799 --> 00:41:35,899 What you wanted me to tell you. 852 00:41:35,899 --> 00:41:38,033 - [Alex] Doesn't matter anymore love. 853 00:41:38,033 --> 00:41:39,632 - [Rhonda] But you were so anxious to-- 854 00:41:39,632 --> 00:41:40,567 - [Alex] Just you. 855 00:41:40,567 --> 00:41:41,733 That's all I'm anxious for. 856 00:41:43,266 --> 00:41:44,632 That nice. 857 00:41:44,632 --> 00:41:45,966 - [Rhonda] That's gorgeous. 858 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:48,833 Alex. 859 00:41:49,899 --> 00:41:52,933 You just move a little to there. 860 00:41:55,933 --> 00:41:57,000 Oh darling. 861 00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:00,133 Yes. 862 00:42:00,133 --> 00:42:01,100 Oh. 863 00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:02,567 Yes. 864 00:42:02,567 --> 00:42:03,400 Yes? 865 00:42:05,533 --> 00:42:06,367 No? 866 00:42:07,533 --> 00:42:09,266 - [Alex] No. 867 00:42:09,266 --> 00:42:10,699 - [Rhonda] You must be tired. 868 00:42:10,699 --> 00:42:13,200 - [Alex] From what, I've been lying on a slab all day. 869 00:42:14,467 --> 00:42:16,266 - [Rhonda] Oh don't worry darling. 870 00:42:16,266 --> 00:42:17,733 It can happen to anybody. 871 00:42:19,733 --> 00:42:21,899 Alex. 872 00:42:21,899 --> 00:42:22,733 Alex! 873 00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:25,666 Alex! 874 00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:33,266 What are you doing there? 875 00:42:33,266 --> 00:42:34,100 - It's that. 876 00:42:35,266 --> 00:42:38,400 To hell with civilized, reasonable, rational. 877 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,666 Who is it? 878 00:42:39,666 --> 00:42:40,500 Who is Charlie? 879 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:41,799 Now out with it! 880 00:42:41,799 --> 00:42:42,799 Out with it! 881 00:42:43,833 --> 00:42:45,632 Out with it! 882 00:42:45,632 --> 00:42:47,433 - But you just said it didn't matter. 883 00:42:47,433 --> 00:42:51,533 - I want to know his name, address and length of service. 884 00:42:51,533 --> 00:42:52,567 - Get out. 885 00:42:52,567 --> 00:42:53,599 - Get out. 886 00:42:53,599 --> 00:42:55,033 I'm not getting out until. 887 00:42:55,033 --> 00:42:57,266 I'm not leaving until I find out exactly-- 888 00:42:57,266 --> 00:42:58,632 - You aren't staying. 889 00:42:58,632 --> 00:43:00,666 - You better not-- - Mm. 890 00:43:13,066 --> 00:43:13,899 Ah! 891 00:43:17,567 --> 00:43:19,733 - And then for the first time I wasn't able to make it. 892 00:43:19,733 --> 00:43:21,699 I just couldn't do it. 893 00:43:21,699 --> 00:43:22,833 - It happens. 894 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:24,266 - Oh not to me it doesn't ever. 895 00:43:24,266 --> 00:43:25,533 It's a horrible experience. 896 00:43:25,533 --> 00:43:26,367 - Hang on. 897 00:43:31,866 --> 00:43:33,467 Liven it up a bit, it's like a minuet. 898 00:43:33,467 --> 00:43:35,300 - Come on girls and boys feel it more. 899 00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:36,933 Nice supple shoulders. 900 00:43:36,933 --> 00:43:38,266 Come on, be groovy. 901 00:43:38,266 --> 00:43:39,100 Come on. 902 00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:40,333 - Harry. 903 00:43:40,333 --> 00:43:42,467 Did you hear me, I couldn't do it. 904 00:43:42,467 --> 00:43:45,100 - Well it's all in the movement of the shoulders. 905 00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:46,567 - No it's all right Arthur. 906 00:43:46,567 --> 00:43:48,233 No he's not on the account. 907 00:43:48,233 --> 00:43:49,866 - I'm not on the what? 908 00:43:49,866 --> 00:43:51,500 - It's the design and graphics people on our 909 00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:52,733 breakfast food account. 910 00:43:52,733 --> 00:43:54,933 Their creative thinking's rigidified 911 00:43:54,933 --> 00:43:57,567 so I introduced this rhythm and counter-group therapy 912 00:43:57,567 --> 00:44:00,333 to re-stimulate their free associating mechanism. 913 00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:01,599 Seems to be working well, yeah. 914 00:44:01,599 --> 00:44:03,166 - [Alex] It's more than I am. 915 00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:05,533 - Look it's what they call psychological impotence. 916 00:44:05,533 --> 00:44:07,400 It's not at all uncommon. 917 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,999 In fact there's hardly a dirty book that doesn't feature it. 918 00:44:09,999 --> 00:44:11,467 - Thank you. 919 00:44:11,467 --> 00:44:12,899 - [Harry] Look all you have to do is-- 920 00:44:12,899 --> 00:44:14,133 - I know what I have to do. 921 00:44:14,133 --> 00:44:15,533 There's only one cure for me. 922 00:44:15,533 --> 00:44:17,833 Harry, so long as that statue stands-- 923 00:44:17,833 --> 00:44:20,000 - You fall. - Exactly. 924 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,433 And there's only one way to get rid of the statue 925 00:44:21,433 --> 00:44:23,533 and everything else and that's for me to follow through 926 00:44:23,533 --> 00:44:25,100 on all the names on that list. 927 00:44:25,100 --> 00:44:26,500 - Completely reliable source. 928 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:28,166 No less than the Paraguayan council 929 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:30,133 senor trustworthy himself. 930 00:44:30,133 --> 00:44:31,666 - Joachim. 931 00:44:31,666 --> 00:44:33,233 That's the second piece of scandal I've heard about. 932 00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:36,733 Alex Bolt might not like it. 933 00:44:36,733 --> 00:44:37,966 - I thought he wouldn't. 934 00:44:37,966 --> 00:44:39,200 - This Unispeak operation fowls up 935 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,766 I stand directly in the line of fire. 936 00:44:40,766 --> 00:44:42,200 - An unaccustomed position. 937 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,899 There's also that 50 grand hunk of model you commissioned. 938 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:47,699 Are you sure you're off the air? 939 00:44:51,966 --> 00:44:53,799 I don't wanna get those worry beads red hot 940 00:44:53,799 --> 00:44:55,833 but shouldn't someone at least take a look at it? 941 00:44:55,833 --> 00:44:57,333 - How? 942 00:44:57,333 --> 00:44:59,033 - Suppose the President. 943 00:44:59,033 --> 00:45:00,533 - The President? 944 00:45:00,533 --> 00:45:03,300 - He called me this morning, a personal request. 945 00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:04,632 - The President? 946 00:45:04,632 --> 00:45:06,100 He's interested in sculpture? 947 00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:07,966 - [Ray] One of our nation's greatest connoisseurs. 948 00:45:07,966 --> 00:45:09,033 - Are we talking about this-- 949 00:45:09,033 --> 00:45:10,200 - Yes. 950 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,533 Whatever that statue is, he said, 951 00:45:11,533 --> 00:45:13,632 let me make myself perfectly clear. 952 00:45:13,632 --> 00:45:15,933 I want a model of it right on my desk. 953 00:45:18,166 --> 00:45:20,567 - Oh, in that case I can't refuse anymore can I. 954 00:45:24,799 --> 00:45:29,033 (hums Hail to the Chief) 955 00:45:29,033 --> 00:45:31,333 - Oh my God! 956 00:45:31,333 --> 00:45:33,300 That's what I said Mr President. 957 00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:34,400 Bare ass. 958 00:45:36,033 --> 00:45:38,400 No it isn't a bad line sir. 959 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,100 Damn thing's a mile high and naked as a peeled banana. 960 00:45:42,033 --> 00:45:43,599 Sir when I unveil it. 961 00:45:43,599 --> 00:45:45,833 Correction, if I unveil it 962 00:45:45,833 --> 00:45:48,233 you know what my face will be right alongside? 963 00:45:50,433 --> 00:45:51,999 You better believe it. 964 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:53,367 The photos of that freaky two-shot 965 00:45:53,367 --> 00:45:54,766 will fly it around the world. 966 00:45:54,766 --> 00:45:55,799 Imagine what the Democrats will be calling me 967 00:45:55,799 --> 00:45:56,899 from that moment on. 968 00:45:59,166 --> 00:46:01,966 Yes sir I know I've been called one before sir but only. 969 00:46:04,266 --> 00:46:05,699 You bet sir. 970 00:46:05,699 --> 00:46:07,699 We certainly will prevent it sir. 971 00:46:07,699 --> 00:46:08,533 Mr President. 972 00:46:13,567 --> 00:46:14,400 How? 973 00:46:20,966 --> 00:46:21,799 Well. 974 00:46:22,966 --> 00:46:24,933 What does my advisory staff have to offer? 975 00:46:27,766 --> 00:46:28,999 General? 976 00:46:28,999 --> 00:46:31,599 - It's hardly a military problem. 977 00:46:31,599 --> 00:46:32,433 - Excellent. 978 00:46:33,533 --> 00:46:34,666 Legal? 979 00:46:34,666 --> 00:46:37,666 - Her contract stipulates a sculpture 980 00:46:37,666 --> 00:46:40,500 on any theme of her own choice. 981 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:41,666 Clause seven. 982 00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:43,367 - Who the hell agreed to that clause? 983 00:46:50,833 --> 00:46:53,567 What does the head of the CIA have to offer? 984 00:46:53,567 --> 00:46:55,966 - Well perhaps we put a tail on Mr Bolt. 985 00:46:56,899 --> 00:46:58,433 - Now she thinks of it. 986 00:46:58,433 --> 00:47:01,200 - Hunter, would you get onto it dear. 987 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,733 (rhythmic music) 988 00:47:17,266 --> 00:47:18,833 - Mr Bernstein please. 989 00:47:18,833 --> 00:47:20,133 Yes, yes I'll hang on. 990 00:47:21,632 --> 00:47:23,699 That Time Magazine man's given up on you. 991 00:47:23,699 --> 00:47:26,533 They're doing a cover story on Ray Whitely instead. 992 00:47:26,533 --> 00:47:28,266 - Oh bully for him. 993 00:47:28,266 --> 00:47:29,899 How often did this Bernstein visit? 994 00:47:29,899 --> 00:47:32,133 - Well Dunhill says at least once a week. 995 00:47:32,133 --> 00:47:35,533 He's your wife's marble supplier. 996 00:47:35,533 --> 00:47:37,400 Oh Mr Bernstein? 997 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,866 I'm speaking on behalf of Mr Alex Bolt. 998 00:47:39,866 --> 00:47:42,200 Mr Bolt wondered whether you'd care to accompany him 999 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,666 on a visit to Sunnyfields this afternoon. 1000 00:47:44,666 --> 00:47:45,632 Yes. 1001 00:47:45,632 --> 00:47:47,766 Yes it is a nudist colony but. 1002 00:47:48,766 --> 00:47:50,166 Oh. 1003 00:47:50,166 --> 00:47:51,367 Oh he's gone. 1004 00:47:51,367 --> 00:47:53,699 Well no no I didn't know that. 1005 00:47:53,699 --> 00:47:56,733 Well (speaking in foreign language) 1006 00:47:56,733 --> 00:47:58,699 No no that's Unispeak for (speaking in foreign language). 1007 00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:02,233 He's committed this afternoon, he's at the Synagogue. 1008 00:48:02,233 --> 00:48:04,766 It's his son's Bar Mitzvah. 1009 00:48:04,766 --> 00:48:05,599 - Doesn't that. 1010 00:48:06,533 --> 00:48:08,133 Bar Mitzvah. 1011 00:48:08,133 --> 00:48:10,799 - You do have to be Jewish to have a Bar Mitzvah. 1012 00:48:13,966 --> 00:48:15,999 - Hank Wills. - Hank Wills. 1013 00:48:17,567 --> 00:48:18,500 - Look at the way he's dancing with her. 1014 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,533 - Well it's New Year's Eve. 1015 00:48:20,533 --> 00:48:23,833 You may recall we were in Sydney, also dancing, also-- 1016 00:48:23,833 --> 00:48:25,933 - Not publicly. 1017 00:48:25,933 --> 00:48:28,433 - Yes well, Hank Wills, 23. 1018 00:48:28,433 --> 00:48:29,433 An actor. 1019 00:48:29,433 --> 00:48:31,133 Intensely dedicated. 1020 00:48:31,133 --> 00:48:32,333 - Dedicated to what? 1021 00:48:32,333 --> 00:48:33,133 - Very serious mind. - Now how the hell am I 1022 00:48:33,133 --> 00:48:33,933 gonna check up on him. 1023 00:48:33,933 --> 00:48:34,766 - Oh buy a ticket! 1024 00:48:38,966 --> 00:48:41,266 ♪ It's the birds all singing 1025 00:48:41,266 --> 00:48:44,300 ♪ It's the spirit dancing 1026 00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:49,300 ♪ It's my own show weeping indeed ♪ 1027 00:48:49,799 --> 00:48:54,266 ♪ Yeah 1028 00:48:54,266 --> 00:48:57,433 ♪ It's a freaking, freaking, freaking crying ♪ 1029 00:48:57,433 --> 00:49:00,300 ♪ To me to let it live 1030 00:49:00,300 --> 00:49:02,799 ♪ But I can't live with regulations ♪ 1031 00:49:02,799 --> 00:49:04,233 ♪ And complications 1032 00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:06,533 ♪ Losing control 1033 00:49:06,533 --> 00:49:10,632 ♪ I bury it under clothes, cash, cars ♪ 1034 00:49:10,632 --> 00:49:11,899 ♪ Wanted possessions 1035 00:49:11,899 --> 00:49:13,567 ♪ Feel the horizons 1036 00:49:13,567 --> 00:49:15,400 ♪ Refrigerators 1037 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,533 ♪ Plastic containers 1038 00:49:16,533 --> 00:49:18,133 ♪ Washing machines 1039 00:49:18,133 --> 00:49:19,400 ♪ TV commercials 1040 00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,100 ♪ Nuclear weapons 1041 00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:22,699 ♪ Records of interest 1042 00:49:22,699 --> 00:49:24,333 ♪ Plus income tax 1043 00:49:24,333 --> 00:49:25,766 ♪ Separate investments 1044 00:49:25,766 --> 00:49:27,300 ♪ Weekly installments 1045 00:49:27,300 --> 00:49:28,999 ♪ Food in the freezer 1046 00:49:28,999 --> 00:49:33,500 ♪ Strawberry yogurt 1047 00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:35,866 ♪ But it's a beating 1048 00:49:35,866 --> 00:49:36,866 ♪ Beating 1049 00:49:36,866 --> 00:49:38,500 ♪ It's a beating 1050 00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:39,733 ♪ Darling 1051 00:49:39,733 --> 00:49:41,733 ♪ It's a beating 1052 00:49:41,733 --> 00:49:45,333 ♪ Living in the air 1053 00:49:45,333 --> 00:49:48,133 ♪ It's a lover singing 1054 00:49:48,133 --> 00:49:51,166 ♪ It's the spirit dancing 1055 00:49:51,166 --> 00:49:55,666 ♪ It's my own show weeping in the air ♪ 1056 00:50:01,266 --> 00:50:03,966 ♪ It's a beating, a beating, a beating, crying ♪ 1057 00:50:03,966 --> 00:50:06,933 ♪ To me to let him live 1058 00:50:06,933 --> 00:50:09,367 ♪ So let's drop all inhibitions ♪ 1059 00:50:09,367 --> 00:50:11,100 ♪ And prohibitions 1060 00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:13,533 ♪ Limiting to booze 1061 00:50:13,533 --> 00:50:17,567 ♪ Phony stings like banks, build bombs ♪ 1062 00:50:17,567 --> 00:50:19,066 ♪ Wanted possessions 1063 00:50:19,066 --> 00:50:20,567 ♪ Feel horizon 1064 00:50:20,567 --> 00:50:22,367 ♪ Refrigerators 1065 00:50:22,367 --> 00:50:23,632 ♪ Recycling guns 1066 00:50:23,632 --> 00:50:25,200 ♪ TV commercial 1067 00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,799 ♪ Food in the freezer 1068 00:50:26,799 --> 00:50:29,833 ♪ Covered in toothpaste, chemical warfare ♪ 1069 00:50:29,833 --> 00:50:31,266 ♪ Watching the clocks 1070 00:50:31,266 --> 00:50:34,866 ♪ And propaganda 1071 00:50:34,866 --> 00:50:39,066 ♪ Yeah 1072 00:50:39,066 --> 00:50:41,833 ♪ I wanna be free 1073 00:50:41,833 --> 00:50:45,266 ♪ I wanna be free 1074 00:50:45,266 --> 00:50:50,266 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah 1075 00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:55,166 ♪ I wanna be free 1076 00:50:55,166 --> 00:50:57,500 ♪ Won't somebody help me 1077 00:50:57,500 --> 00:50:59,233 ♪ I wanna be free 1078 00:50:59,233 --> 00:51:00,599 ♪ Wanted possessions 1079 00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:02,367 ♪ Feel horizon 1080 00:51:02,367 --> 00:51:03,567 ♪ Refrigerators 1081 00:51:03,567 --> 00:51:04,999 ♪ Missiles and guns 1082 00:51:04,999 --> 00:51:06,567 ♪ TV commercials 1083 00:51:06,567 --> 00:51:08,066 ♪ Food in the freezer 1084 00:51:08,066 --> 00:51:09,632 ♪ Covered in toothpaste 1085 00:51:09,632 --> 00:51:11,200 ♪ Chemical warfare 1086 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,733 ♪ Washing machines 1087 00:51:12,733 --> 00:51:14,166 ♪ War and possessions 1088 00:51:14,166 --> 00:51:18,799 ♪ And propaganda 1089 00:51:18,799 --> 00:51:21,866 ♪ It's a beating, beating, beating crying ♪ 1090 00:51:21,866 --> 00:51:24,799 ♪ To me to let him live 1091 00:51:24,799 --> 00:51:28,866 ♪ So let's stop all inhibitions and prohibitions ♪ 1092 00:51:28,866 --> 00:51:31,200 ♪ Limiting to booze 1093 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:35,333 ♪ Phony stings like banks, build, bombs, ♪ 1094 00:51:35,333 --> 00:51:37,933 ♪ Wanted possessions 1095 00:51:37,933 --> 00:51:39,899 ♪ Refrigerators 1096 00:51:39,899 --> 00:51:41,500 ♪ Missiles and guns 1097 00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:42,999 ♪ TV commercial 1098 00:51:42,999 --> 00:51:46,166 ♪ Food in the freezer 1099 00:51:48,266 --> 00:51:49,766 - Sorry I've been so long but. 1100 00:51:52,266 --> 00:51:54,066 What were you doing in the studio? 1101 00:51:54,066 --> 00:51:55,933 - Rhonda, you light up the night. 1102 00:51:55,933 --> 00:51:57,166 That uh-- - What were you doing 1103 00:51:57,166 --> 00:51:57,999 in the studio? - little surprise 1104 00:51:57,999 --> 00:51:59,533 I mentioned earlier. 1105 00:51:59,533 --> 00:52:01,300 Suggested by no less than the President himself, come on. 1106 00:52:02,799 --> 00:52:05,200 When I described the statue to the President 1107 00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,599 he came up with this one little suggestion. 1108 00:52:07,599 --> 00:52:09,133 I tell you you're going to kick yourself 1109 00:52:09,133 --> 00:52:10,533 that you didn't think of it. 1110 00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:24,333 - You. 1111 00:52:25,367 --> 00:52:26,599 You vandal! 1112 00:52:26,599 --> 00:52:27,999 - Now at least try and think about it. 1113 00:52:27,999 --> 00:52:29,066 I mean sculpturally statues have them, you know. 1114 00:52:29,066 --> 00:52:30,433 - Not my statue! 1115 00:52:30,433 --> 00:52:31,333 - All the great ones. 1116 00:52:31,333 --> 00:52:32,433 Greek, Roman. 1117 00:52:34,632 --> 00:52:37,166 No no it's only on with Scotch tape, that's all right. 1118 00:52:38,433 --> 00:52:40,266 Well I tried to do what they asked me to do. 1119 00:52:40,266 --> 00:52:42,400 - Did your President really-- - Rhonda, just relax. 1120 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,266 Let's just think about his suggestion. 1121 00:52:44,266 --> 00:52:45,766 Try and keep our options open. 1122 00:52:46,999 --> 00:52:49,200 Did you ever look into Eastern philosophy? 1123 00:52:51,766 --> 00:52:54,733 (gentle music) 1124 00:52:54,733 --> 00:52:55,966 - Oh these. 1125 00:52:55,966 --> 00:52:57,699 - Sake. 1126 00:52:57,699 --> 00:52:58,533 Mm hmm. 1127 00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:01,632 Try some of this. 1128 00:53:01,632 --> 00:53:03,066 This is (speaking in foreign language) 1129 00:53:03,066 --> 00:53:04,166 - Thank you. 1130 00:53:04,166 --> 00:53:05,233 - It's sushi. 1131 00:53:05,233 --> 00:53:06,766 It's lovers' food. 1132 00:53:06,766 --> 00:53:07,933 - Mm. 1133 00:53:07,933 --> 00:53:10,533 - You sort of share it. 1134 00:53:21,632 --> 00:53:22,433 - Thank you. 1135 00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:24,133 Mm good. 1136 00:53:26,367 --> 00:53:27,433 - I just want you to. 1137 00:53:29,733 --> 00:53:32,632 Appreciate my State Department's position. 1138 00:53:32,632 --> 00:53:34,300 I mean if we unveil it the way it is 1139 00:53:34,300 --> 00:53:38,333 every do-gooder and morality organization in the world 1140 00:53:38,333 --> 00:53:41,333 is going to be screaming at us for encouraging nudity. 1141 00:53:41,333 --> 00:53:42,166 - Nudity? - Permissiveness. 1142 00:53:42,166 --> 00:53:43,233 - Sure sure, yeah yeah. 1143 00:53:43,233 --> 00:53:45,066 - Decadent Americans. - Mm hmm. 1144 00:53:45,066 --> 00:53:47,066 - If we don't unveil all the pinko intellectuals 1145 00:53:47,066 --> 00:53:50,699 are gonna be yelling censorship, repression. 1146 00:53:50,699 --> 00:53:51,533 - Sure. 1147 00:53:51,533 --> 00:53:53,033 - Philistine American 1148 00:53:53,033 --> 00:53:55,666 Understand Rhonda, I mean I have no personal ax to grind. 1149 00:53:55,666 --> 00:53:57,533 I love it the way it is. 1150 00:53:57,533 --> 00:53:58,500 - [Rhonda] A bit salty though. 1151 00:53:58,500 --> 00:53:59,367 - Yeah. 1152 00:53:59,367 --> 00:54:00,599 Not the statue. 1153 00:54:00,599 --> 00:54:02,766 - Oh, oh the statue. 1154 00:54:04,266 --> 00:54:07,833 Mr Ambassador, have you ever seen a man wear a fig leaf? 1155 00:54:07,833 --> 00:54:08,833 - I've never looked. 1156 00:54:10,333 --> 00:54:12,166 And somewhat obliquely related to that 1157 00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:14,933 I saw Alex at the Turkish baths the other day. 1158 00:54:14,933 --> 00:54:17,433 - Alex? - Uh huh. 1159 00:54:17,433 --> 00:54:18,999 - He hates them baths. 1160 00:54:18,999 --> 00:54:20,833 They make him feel dizzy. 1161 00:54:20,833 --> 00:54:21,666 - Hmm. 1162 00:54:22,866 --> 00:54:24,666 What's he been doing since he came back? 1163 00:54:24,666 --> 00:54:25,866 - Going away again. 1164 00:54:27,533 --> 00:54:29,899 - Don't you get lonely sometimes? 1165 00:54:29,899 --> 00:54:31,233 - Sometimes yes. 1166 00:54:36,467 --> 00:54:38,333 (excited chatter) 1167 00:54:38,333 --> 00:54:42,266 (speaking in foreign language) 1168 00:54:44,599 --> 00:54:45,933 - On time. 1169 00:54:45,933 --> 00:54:48,433 Just like God damn Japanese trains. 1170 00:54:49,766 --> 00:54:52,533 (romantic music) 1171 00:54:53,733 --> 00:54:56,033 - No staying long I am working here. 1172 00:54:57,500 --> 00:55:00,766 Uh huh, you just coming in for another look at the statue. 1173 00:55:00,766 --> 00:55:02,233 - It's beautiful Rhonda. 1174 00:55:02,233 --> 00:55:03,066 But marble. 1175 00:55:04,233 --> 00:55:05,632 This is softer and warmer. 1176 00:55:05,632 --> 00:55:07,433 - Hmm, weaker. 1177 00:55:08,866 --> 00:55:11,599 Don't confuse me Ray, it's too easy at the moment. 1178 00:55:11,599 --> 00:55:13,500 - Well it's not easy for either of us. 1179 00:55:14,933 --> 00:55:16,266 When two people are lonely. 1180 00:55:18,266 --> 00:55:19,100 Two Scorpios. 1181 00:55:27,666 --> 00:55:28,533 So smooth. 1182 00:55:30,133 --> 00:55:31,966 So wantable. 1183 00:55:31,966 --> 00:55:33,166 - [Rhonda] Ray. 1184 00:55:33,166 --> 00:55:34,367 Ray no-- 1185 00:55:34,367 --> 00:55:35,433 - What's the harm? - You mustn't. 1186 00:55:35,433 --> 00:55:38,166 - Darling Rhonda just-- - No please. 1187 00:55:38,166 --> 00:55:40,100 Oh that's not fair. 1188 00:55:40,100 --> 00:55:41,033 - [Ray] Let me just undo it. 1189 00:55:41,033 --> 00:55:42,567 - [Rhonda] Ray what are you? 1190 00:55:42,567 --> 00:55:43,632 - [Ray] Please Rhonda. 1191 00:55:43,632 --> 00:55:44,567 - [Rhonda] No. 1192 00:55:44,567 --> 00:55:45,833 No please you'll tear my-- 1193 00:55:45,833 --> 00:55:47,999 - [Ray] You drive a man absolutely. 1194 00:55:47,999 --> 00:55:49,500 - No Ray you. 1195 00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:50,799 You'll ruin my. 1196 00:55:50,799 --> 00:55:53,066 (giggling) 1197 00:55:58,632 --> 00:56:00,899 He looks like he's appealing to the Empire. 1198 00:56:03,266 --> 00:56:04,100 Oh! 1199 00:56:19,433 --> 00:56:21,699 - This is not America's finest hour. 1200 00:56:22,899 --> 00:56:24,632 - Has he gone out of his skull? 1201 00:56:27,467 --> 00:56:30,632 I want you to get me eight by 10s of all of these. 1202 00:56:30,632 --> 00:56:32,367 - Do I keep after him? 1203 00:56:32,367 --> 00:56:33,966 - Yes lovely dear. 1204 00:56:33,966 --> 00:56:35,733 - I still think Mr Ambassador 1205 00:56:35,733 --> 00:56:37,833 a personal overture to Mrs Bolt. 1206 00:56:37,833 --> 00:56:39,066 If you were to put it to her-- 1207 00:56:39,066 --> 00:56:41,033 - I tried, she put it back. 1208 00:56:41,033 --> 00:56:44,166 Must be some kind of exhibitionist obsession. 1209 00:56:44,166 --> 00:56:46,433 - [Man] He has really freaked out. 1210 00:56:46,433 --> 00:56:47,933 - What's on his mind? 1211 00:56:49,599 --> 00:56:52,266 (soaring music) 1212 00:57:30,666 --> 00:57:32,467 - I do believe it's Alex Bolt. 1213 00:57:32,467 --> 00:57:34,133 - No it can't be. - It can't be. 1214 00:57:34,133 --> 00:57:35,166 - What would he be doing here? - It is. 1215 00:57:35,166 --> 00:57:36,733 It is, have a look. 1216 00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:41,066 - [Pat] If this works you'll be able to cross 1217 00:57:41,066 --> 00:57:43,166 three names off at one go. 1218 00:57:43,166 --> 00:57:45,166 - If only they didn't all have their wives with them. 1219 00:57:45,166 --> 00:57:46,367 So difficult to make men strip 1220 00:57:46,367 --> 00:57:48,233 when they have their wives around. 1221 00:57:48,233 --> 00:57:49,733 I'll bet it's that tall fellow. 1222 00:57:49,733 --> 00:57:51,133 - No that's a fallacy. 1223 00:57:53,367 --> 00:57:55,533 - Keep your mind on what we're gonna do will you. 1224 00:57:55,533 --> 00:57:56,799 - Come on let's go down and greet them. 1225 00:57:56,799 --> 00:57:57,733 - Hey, hey! 1226 00:58:04,567 --> 00:58:07,333 - [Man] Hello, hello, what a surprise. 1227 00:58:07,333 --> 00:58:10,833 (talking over each other) 1228 00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:15,966 - [Man] Hey nothing happened to Rhonda? 1229 00:58:15,966 --> 00:58:17,766 - Oh no no no, heavens no. 1230 00:58:17,766 --> 00:58:18,933 No I just wanted to trap you 1231 00:58:18,933 --> 00:58:19,933 into signing a petition that's all. 1232 00:58:19,933 --> 00:58:21,166 - Petition? - Petition? 1233 00:58:21,166 --> 00:58:22,599 - Yes we're trying to get them to move 1234 00:58:22,599 --> 00:58:24,033 the British Museum Library to another building. 1235 00:58:25,799 --> 00:58:27,433 - You mean you came all this way? 1236 00:58:27,433 --> 00:58:29,066 - Just for that? 1237 00:58:29,066 --> 00:58:31,933 - Can you think of a more important cause? 1238 00:58:31,933 --> 00:58:34,033 - No, no very good. - No no of course not. 1239 00:58:34,033 --> 00:58:35,766 Sign it George, sign it. 1240 00:58:35,766 --> 00:58:37,066 - I imagine you gentlemen are leading figures 1241 00:58:37,066 --> 00:58:38,266 in the art world. 1242 00:58:39,233 --> 00:58:41,200 - Some people are marvelous. 1243 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,233 Imagine all that for a library. 1244 00:58:43,233 --> 00:58:45,733 - Well you know some of those shelves are literally 1245 00:58:45,733 --> 00:58:47,766 bending under the weight. 1246 00:58:47,766 --> 00:58:50,333 Well when you sign we'll be onto our next port of call. 1247 00:58:50,333 --> 00:58:51,766 We're going to Sardinia, a lot of people there-- 1248 00:58:51,766 --> 00:58:53,400 (shouts of protests) 1249 00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:56,100 - [Man] You're staying to lunch. 1250 00:58:56,100 --> 00:58:57,599 - Oh you are kind. 1251 00:59:01,766 --> 00:59:03,333 (talking amongst each other) 1252 00:59:03,333 --> 00:59:04,899 - [Man] I think it depends who you're married to. 1253 00:59:04,899 --> 00:59:07,333 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but my contention is 1254 00:59:07,333 --> 00:59:09,567 that after a certain time husbands and wives 1255 00:59:09,567 --> 00:59:11,300 don't even look at each other anymore. 1256 00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:12,799 (shouts of protest) 1257 00:59:12,799 --> 00:59:14,367 No no wait wait, it's very easy to check this. 1258 00:59:14,367 --> 00:59:16,200 Now George. 1259 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,599 In what order does your wife put on her clothes? 1260 00:59:20,599 --> 00:59:21,433 (laughing) 1261 00:59:21,433 --> 00:59:22,933 Well in the morning. 1262 00:59:22,933 --> 00:59:24,467 You've been watching her do it for 12 years for God's sake. 1263 00:59:24,467 --> 00:59:25,799 What does she put on first, what does she put on second, 1264 00:59:25,799 --> 00:59:27,033 what does she put on third and so on. 1265 00:59:27,033 --> 00:59:29,166 - Yeah well, first she puts on her bra. 1266 00:59:29,166 --> 00:59:30,333 - Oh idiot! 1267 00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:32,266 First I put on my. 1268 00:59:32,266 --> 00:59:33,367 First I put on. 1269 00:59:34,233 --> 00:59:35,533 I don't even wear a bra. 1270 00:59:35,533 --> 00:59:37,100 - [Man] Don't you? 1271 00:59:37,100 --> 00:59:38,500 - No. 1272 00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:39,833 - Zoe, Zoe what about you? 1273 00:59:39,833 --> 00:59:40,666 What about your husband? 1274 00:59:40,666 --> 00:59:42,599 - Ah his socks. 1275 00:59:42,599 --> 00:59:44,200 - No I don't. - Yes you do. 1276 00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:45,367 - No I put on my. 1277 00:59:46,567 --> 00:59:47,367 - No no no wait wait wait wait wait wait. 1278 00:59:47,367 --> 00:59:48,799 Now just a minute. 1279 00:59:48,799 --> 00:59:50,033 Wait wait wait, let's do this properly. 1280 00:59:50,033 --> 00:59:51,866 Let's play a little sociological game. 1281 00:59:51,866 --> 00:59:53,233 Oh Miss Trapshaw you don't happen to have any paper do you? 1282 00:59:53,233 --> 00:59:55,233 - And pencils? 1283 00:59:55,233 --> 00:59:56,367 - Pencils too? 1284 00:59:56,367 --> 00:59:57,200 Good, pass them round. 1285 00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:58,666 Now here's what we do. 1286 00:59:58,666 --> 01:00:00,632 Husbands you write down the order in which you think 1287 01:00:00,632 --> 01:00:02,367 your wives put on their clothes. 1288 01:00:02,367 --> 01:00:03,733 Wives, you write down the order in which you think 1289 01:00:03,733 --> 01:00:05,100 your husbands dress. 1290 01:00:05,100 --> 01:00:06,899 Miss Trapshaw and I will then check. 1291 01:00:08,666 --> 01:00:10,367 - All right, well just so that's it's not all merely 1292 01:00:10,367 --> 01:00:12,833 sociological let's put a little money on it. 1293 01:00:12,833 --> 01:00:14,666 - Is this for the British Museum? 1294 01:00:14,666 --> 01:00:15,933 (laughing) 1295 01:00:15,933 --> 01:00:18,233 - This says I'm not more than one stocking wrong. 1296 01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,733 - Well this says that I make no mistakes. 1297 01:00:21,733 --> 01:00:23,567 She doesn't wear so much anyway. 1298 01:00:23,567 --> 01:00:25,166 - Shut up George. 1299 01:00:25,166 --> 01:00:26,866 Listen I still want to know how you two check 1300 01:00:26,866 --> 01:00:28,599 whether we're right. 1301 01:00:28,599 --> 01:00:30,233 - Oh you recreate it for us. 1302 01:00:33,033 --> 01:00:35,766 (rhythmic music) 1303 01:01:15,533 --> 01:01:16,600 - Wife swapping? 1304 01:01:17,699 --> 01:01:19,567 With money changing hands. 1305 01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:21,699 A peeping tom. 1306 01:01:22,833 --> 01:01:25,999 I just can't believe it of Alex Bolt. 1307 01:01:25,999 --> 01:01:26,833 I. 1308 01:01:28,166 --> 01:01:28,999 Believe it. 1309 01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:32,500 You get eight by 10s of these? 1310 01:01:37,899 --> 01:01:38,766 That clinches it. 1311 01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:40,500 We move in. 1312 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:46,500 - You miserable fur-lined ocean going-- 1313 01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:48,766 - No use blustering Alex. 1314 01:01:48,766 --> 01:01:50,133 You're sick. 1315 01:01:50,133 --> 01:01:52,766 You're a middle-aged thrill-seeker. 1316 01:01:52,766 --> 01:01:55,233 You realize what these photos prove him to be? 1317 01:01:55,233 --> 01:01:58,600 A wife-swapping homosexual exhibitionist voyeur. 1318 01:01:59,467 --> 01:02:01,100 - A man for all seasons. 1319 01:02:03,699 --> 01:02:05,632 - It could ruin you, you understand. 1320 01:02:05,632 --> 01:02:07,367 - Oh I'm quick at things like that. 1321 01:02:08,733 --> 01:02:12,133 - On the other hand I could hush them up. 1322 01:02:12,133 --> 01:02:14,333 But in return I'd want something Alex. 1323 01:02:14,333 --> 01:02:15,766 - I thought you might. 1324 01:02:15,766 --> 01:02:17,233 - A statement. 1325 01:02:17,233 --> 01:02:20,400 One that would prevent that statue from going up. 1326 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:22,100 An admission that you posed for it 1327 01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:25,467 only because the balance of your mind was disturbed. 1328 01:02:25,467 --> 01:02:27,866 - I never posed for it at all! 1329 01:02:27,866 --> 01:02:30,033 - On don't be ridiculous Alex I've seen the statue. 1330 01:02:30,033 --> 01:02:32,066 - It's not all him. 1331 01:02:37,133 --> 01:02:37,933 - We can? 1332 01:02:39,033 --> 01:02:40,367 Thank you Mr President. 1333 01:02:40,367 --> 01:02:41,500 Full resources. 1334 01:02:42,933 --> 01:02:44,433 Certainly sir. 1335 01:02:44,433 --> 01:02:45,266 Goodbye. 1336 01:02:47,966 --> 01:02:48,899 Let's have quiet. 1337 01:02:57,433 --> 01:02:58,266 Wake him up. 1338 01:03:02,233 --> 01:03:05,433 I've just been in conference with my president. 1339 01:03:05,433 --> 01:03:06,266 - Groovy. 1340 01:03:08,733 --> 01:03:10,133 - What it boils down to is 1341 01:03:10,133 --> 01:03:12,467 to obtain the legal injunction against that statue 1342 01:03:12,467 --> 01:03:17,200 we have to put a name to its unknown warrior. 1343 01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:18,600 - How can I put a name to him 1344 01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:20,100 when I don't know who he is? 1345 01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:24,066 - The President said find out. 1346 01:03:24,066 --> 01:03:25,433 - What do you think I've been doing? 1347 01:03:25,433 --> 01:03:27,133 Just look where some of those people are. 1348 01:03:27,133 --> 01:03:30,300 Amsterdam, Brazil, Tennessee, Greece. 1349 01:03:30,300 --> 01:03:32,066 - But now you have help. 1350 01:03:32,066 --> 01:03:34,632 From hereon the entire resources 1351 01:03:34,632 --> 01:03:37,467 of the United States of America are on the job. 1352 01:03:39,866 --> 01:03:41,333 (jet engine roaring) 1353 01:03:41,333 --> 01:03:43,033 ♪ Charlie 1354 01:03:43,033 --> 01:03:46,133 ♪ He looks like a statue 1355 01:03:46,133 --> 01:03:49,133 ♪ When he's looking at you 1356 01:03:49,133 --> 01:03:53,533 ♪ You're out of your mind 1357 01:03:53,533 --> 01:03:56,833 ♪ With a built up reputation 1358 01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:59,799 ♪ He's the idol of the nation 1359 01:03:59,799 --> 01:04:03,066 ♪ Sex can be a new sensation 1360 01:04:03,066 --> 01:04:06,300 ♪ When it's just too plain 1361 01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:09,367 ♪ He's the latest pride of darkness ♪ 1362 01:04:09,367 --> 01:04:12,367 ♪ Full of pluck and full of fondness ♪ 1363 01:04:12,367 --> 01:04:15,600 ♪ He's not easy to discover 1364 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:18,733 ♪ He's got more than any other 1365 01:04:18,733 --> 01:04:23,733 ♪ What a guy and what a lover 1366 01:04:24,733 --> 01:04:27,166 ♪ Charlie 1367 01:04:27,166 --> 01:04:30,033 ♪ If you can produce him 1368 01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:33,433 ♪ Then please introduce him 1369 01:04:33,433 --> 01:04:37,233 ♪ And give him my key 1370 01:04:37,233 --> 01:04:39,600 ♪ Charlie 1371 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:42,666 ♪ I want to have Charlie 1372 01:04:42,666 --> 01:04:45,799 ♪ If you can find Charlie 1373 01:04:45,799 --> 01:04:49,033 ♪ Then leave him to me 1374 01:05:15,866 --> 01:05:18,467 ♪ With a built up reputation 1375 01:05:18,467 --> 01:05:21,300 ♪ He's the idol of the nation 1376 01:05:21,300 --> 01:05:24,632 ♪ Sex can be a new sensation 1377 01:05:24,632 --> 01:05:27,600 ♪ When he starts to play 1378 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:30,999 ♪ He's the latest pride of darkness ♪ 1379 01:05:30,999 --> 01:05:34,133 ♪ Full of pluck and full of fondness ♪ 1380 01:05:34,133 --> 01:05:37,166 ♪ He's not easy to discover 1381 01:05:37,166 --> 01:05:40,200 ♪ He's got more than any other 1382 01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:45,200 ♪ What a guy and what a lover 1383 01:05:46,100 --> 01:05:48,400 ♪ Charlie 1384 01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:51,333 ♪ If you can produce him 1385 01:05:51,333 --> 01:05:54,467 ♪ Then please introduce him 1386 01:05:54,467 --> 01:05:58,699 ♪ And give him my key 1387 01:05:58,699 --> 01:06:00,899 ♪ Charlie 1388 01:06:00,899 --> 01:06:03,899 ♪ I want to know Charlie 1389 01:06:03,899 --> 01:06:06,866 ♪ If you can find Charlie 1390 01:06:06,866 --> 01:06:10,133 ♪ Then leave him to me 1391 01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:13,699 - It's all become a little, oh I don't know. 1392 01:06:13,699 --> 01:06:15,133 Degrading. 1393 01:06:15,133 --> 01:06:17,033 - Still only two names left. 1394 01:06:17,033 --> 01:06:19,866 Guido Martinenllo and Jack Tremont. 1395 01:06:19,866 --> 01:06:21,632 - Jack Tremont is a sex mad artist. 1396 01:06:21,632 --> 01:06:23,632 You know where I've got to go to find him. 1397 01:06:23,632 --> 01:06:25,066 To a monastery in Greece. 1398 01:06:25,066 --> 01:06:26,300 - He's a monastery painter? 1399 01:06:26,300 --> 01:06:27,733 - He's a painter painter. 1400 01:06:27,733 --> 01:06:29,733 He painted Rhonda's portrait. 1401 01:06:29,733 --> 01:06:31,367 Every now and then he withdraws to the monastery 1402 01:06:31,367 --> 01:06:33,567 to charge up his batteries I suppose. 1403 01:06:33,567 --> 01:06:35,233 And do a little work. 1404 01:06:35,233 --> 01:06:38,300 It seems that elsewhere he's too easy distracted by women. 1405 01:06:38,300 --> 01:06:39,233 Any women. 1406 01:06:39,233 --> 01:06:40,066 All women. 1407 01:06:41,233 --> 01:06:42,699 - [Harry] Why do you have to go this time? 1408 01:06:42,699 --> 01:06:45,733 What happened to those full resources of the Unites States? 1409 01:06:45,733 --> 01:06:47,200 - [Alex] Oh these monks are a closed order. 1410 01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:48,866 Anyone else it would take them six weeks to get a permit 1411 01:06:48,866 --> 01:06:51,999 but for a Nobel prize winner. 1412 01:06:51,999 --> 01:06:54,166 - [Harry] Well aren't you the lucky one. 1413 01:06:54,166 --> 01:06:56,733 (upbeat music) 1414 01:07:12,533 --> 01:07:14,200 - Look maybe we're making a mistake 1415 01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:15,632 about this fellow Tremont. 1416 01:07:15,632 --> 01:07:18,500 After all he did was paint a picture of Rhonda. 1417 01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:20,933 - Over a period of six weeks. 1418 01:07:20,933 --> 01:07:22,833 - Let me look at that. 1419 01:07:26,166 --> 01:07:27,567 - Taking notes all the time. 1420 01:07:31,799 --> 01:07:33,033 - All right. 1421 01:07:33,033 --> 01:07:34,533 All right but just tell brother upstairs there 1422 01:07:34,533 --> 01:07:35,733 to take it easy. 1423 01:07:35,733 --> 01:07:36,567 - Ssh. 1424 01:07:42,133 --> 01:07:44,699 (upbeat music) 1425 01:07:46,066 --> 01:07:48,999 - And say mister, the monks take a vow of silence. 1426 01:08:35,799 --> 01:08:36,632 - Good morning. 1427 01:08:36,632 --> 01:08:37,467 - Ssh. 1428 01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:40,533 - Good morning. 1429 01:08:40,533 --> 01:08:41,367 - Ssh. 1430 01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:49,833 (humorous music) 1431 01:10:43,966 --> 01:10:47,133 - [Alex] That's my wife you're talking about! 1432 01:10:47,133 --> 01:10:48,833 I know what's been going on! 1433 01:10:48,833 --> 01:10:49,666 I know! 1434 01:10:49,666 --> 01:10:52,367 (shouting) 1435 01:10:52,367 --> 01:10:54,367 I know about you and Rhonda. 1436 01:10:54,367 --> 01:10:57,200 Bloody sex mad artists are all alike. 1437 01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:59,100 Posing for each other in the nude. 1438 01:10:59,100 --> 01:11:00,766 You're the one who modeled for it! 1439 01:11:00,766 --> 01:11:02,567 You're the one who modeled for it, I know! 1440 01:11:02,567 --> 01:11:03,400 I know it! 1441 01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:04,733 I can prove it! 1442 01:11:04,733 --> 01:11:06,000 You're the one! 1443 01:11:07,433 --> 01:11:08,899 You're not through with me yet. 1444 01:11:08,899 --> 01:11:09,733 Charlie! 1445 01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:13,433 Charlie! 1446 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,833 (loud clattering) 1447 01:11:25,799 --> 01:11:28,567 (rhythmic music) 1448 01:12:25,467 --> 01:12:29,133 (helicopter engine roaring) 1449 01:12:32,033 --> 01:12:34,799 (humorous music) 1450 01:14:18,066 --> 01:14:20,632 (gentle music) 1451 01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:22,333 - No! 1452 01:14:23,666 --> 01:14:25,266 No no it's not him. 1453 01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:27,733 It's not him, no! 1454 01:14:31,533 --> 01:14:33,799 (shouting) 1455 01:14:39,533 --> 01:14:41,500 - Well that does it. 1456 01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:43,733 I won't play ball anymore. 1457 01:14:43,733 --> 01:14:45,632 - What do you mean he won't play ball anymore? 1458 01:14:45,632 --> 01:14:47,766 - I'll give you his exact words. 1459 01:14:47,766 --> 01:14:49,933 There is a limit of moral squalor, he said. 1460 01:14:49,933 --> 01:14:52,632 - Beyond which I'm not prepared to go. 1461 01:14:52,632 --> 01:14:54,066 This whole operation, I said, 1462 01:14:54,066 --> 01:14:55,233 has become downright degrading. 1463 01:14:55,233 --> 01:14:56,733 That's what I said. 1464 01:14:56,733 --> 01:14:57,567 From here on, I said. 1465 01:14:57,567 --> 01:14:59,000 - Count me out, he said. 1466 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,866 No more chasing after complete strangers, he said. 1467 01:15:00,866 --> 01:15:02,100 I'm through. 1468 01:15:02,100 --> 01:15:03,066 - I'm through, I just don't care anymore. 1469 01:15:03,066 --> 01:15:04,533 - Now he doesn't care anymore 1470 01:15:04,533 --> 01:15:05,999 but we're only two days off the unveiling ceremony. 1471 01:15:05,999 --> 01:15:07,233 - I pointed that out. 1472 01:15:07,233 --> 01:15:09,100 - [Alex] I said screw the unveiling ceremony. 1473 01:15:09,100 --> 01:15:09,933 - Mm. 1474 01:15:09,933 --> 01:15:10,933 - Yeah? 1475 01:15:10,933 --> 01:15:12,733 Well that's like saying screw me. 1476 01:15:12,733 --> 01:15:14,033 - A hideous prospect. 1477 01:15:15,833 --> 01:15:17,567 - All right, up until now my better nature stood in my way. 1478 01:15:17,567 --> 01:15:18,899 Now nothing stands in my way. 1479 01:15:18,899 --> 01:15:19,733 Come in! 1480 01:15:27,166 --> 01:15:28,533 Plan S. 1481 01:15:32,866 --> 01:15:33,699 - S? 1482 01:15:35,066 --> 01:15:36,033 - For statue. 1483 01:15:37,133 --> 01:15:38,833 Or saw. 1484 01:15:38,833 --> 01:15:41,333 (tense music) 1485 01:15:56,866 --> 01:15:59,666 (loud sawing) 1486 01:15:59,666 --> 01:16:02,999 (police sirens blaring) 1487 01:16:10,033 --> 01:16:12,966 - I already told you to get my husband. 1488 01:16:14,066 --> 01:16:15,933 - They used rubber gloves sir. 1489 01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:19,833 - There are no fingerprints on this either. 1490 01:16:21,133 --> 01:16:22,433 - [Man] The window's been forced sir. 1491 01:16:22,433 --> 01:16:23,699 - My husband-- 1492 01:16:23,699 --> 01:16:26,632 - Is unlikely to have forced a window madam. 1493 01:16:26,632 --> 01:16:30,033 - You've got some super things here Mrs Bolt. 1494 01:16:30,033 --> 01:16:31,266 - Thank you. 1495 01:16:31,266 --> 01:16:33,899 - Sergeant Hillcrest is our art expert. 1496 01:16:33,899 --> 01:16:35,567 - [Policeman] The commissioner wants to speak to you sir. 1497 01:16:35,567 --> 01:16:37,166 Urgently. 1498 01:16:37,166 --> 01:16:38,766 - Hello. 1499 01:16:38,766 --> 01:16:40,166 Yes sir. 1500 01:16:40,166 --> 01:16:42,400 And lopped off clean as a whistle. 1501 01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:43,966 And no, no trace of it yet sir. 1502 01:16:45,567 --> 01:16:46,733 Well I'll ask her. 1503 01:16:47,933 --> 01:16:49,966 If we find it madam will you be able to 1504 01:16:49,966 --> 01:16:51,833 stick it back on again? 1505 01:16:51,833 --> 01:16:52,666 - Oh. 1506 01:16:54,333 --> 01:16:56,367 Get them out of there! 1507 01:16:56,367 --> 01:16:58,166 - All right Fairbright, relax. 1508 01:16:58,166 --> 01:16:59,333 I'll call you back sir. 1509 01:17:00,632 --> 01:17:02,500 Madam have you noticed anyone lately 1510 01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:03,933 behaving in a suspicious manner? 1511 01:17:03,933 --> 01:17:06,632 - Yes I just told you to get my husband. 1512 01:17:06,632 --> 01:17:08,166 - We will keep your suggestion in mind madam. 1513 01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:09,733 - And I just want it back. - But we have to consider 1514 01:17:09,733 --> 01:17:11,033 every possibility. 1515 01:17:11,033 --> 01:17:13,033 - Yes, no use us just charging off half. 1516 01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:20,600 Beautiful. 1517 01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:22,666 Isn't it. 1518 01:17:23,799 --> 01:17:25,632 - [Harry] Well I think you're wrong Alex. 1519 01:17:25,632 --> 01:17:27,866 You're over-elated, I don't like it. 1520 01:17:27,866 --> 01:17:29,699 - [Alex] Well you people just aren't used to observing 1521 01:17:29,699 --> 01:17:30,933 a return to sanity. 1522 01:17:30,933 --> 01:17:32,699 - When you've only got one name left to check. 1523 01:17:35,266 --> 01:17:37,699 Who's in Florence, name of Guido Martinello. 1524 01:17:37,699 --> 01:17:39,033 Do you know him? 1525 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:41,567 - Guido Martinello. 1526 01:17:45,233 --> 01:17:46,333 I don't care. 1527 01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:49,033 I don't care. 1528 01:17:49,033 --> 01:17:50,367 I don't care who Guido Martinello is 1529 01:17:50,367 --> 01:17:51,266 or what he did with Rhonda. 1530 01:17:51,266 --> 01:17:52,766 I'm going back home. 1531 01:17:52,766 --> 01:17:54,266 - But when he's the only one you've got left to check. 1532 01:17:54,266 --> 01:17:55,833 All it means is one flight to Florence. 1533 01:17:55,833 --> 01:17:58,200 - [Alex] No more flights, I'm going home. 1534 01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:00,467 - Well I don't think you should. 1535 01:18:00,467 --> 01:18:02,533 You've got a lot of unresolved hostility there. 1536 01:18:02,533 --> 01:18:04,467 A hard core of residual aggression. 1537 01:18:04,467 --> 01:18:05,699 - Harry! 1538 01:18:05,699 --> 01:18:07,433 You're talking like a psychiatrist. 1539 01:18:08,300 --> 01:18:10,433 - I am a psychiatrist. 1540 01:18:10,433 --> 01:18:11,833 - Do you wanna know something? 1541 01:18:11,833 --> 01:18:13,367 You're an advertising man. 1542 01:18:13,367 --> 01:18:15,833 I think I prefer a sinking ship to a sinking lifeboat. 1543 01:18:15,833 --> 01:18:16,833 - You're wrong Alex. 1544 01:18:18,632 --> 01:18:21,333 Psychologically you've sublimated your anxieties 1545 01:18:21,333 --> 01:18:22,600 into screaming hysteria. 1546 01:18:23,632 --> 01:18:24,433 You see. 1547 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,733 (romantic music) 1548 01:19:05,899 --> 01:19:07,567 - Hello love. 1549 01:19:07,567 --> 01:19:09,733 - I've been expecting you. 1550 01:19:09,733 --> 01:19:10,600 - Darling. 1551 01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:11,433 - Oh! 1552 01:19:23,666 --> 01:19:25,600 - Darling what is it. 1553 01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:27,733 If it's the statue forget it. 1554 01:19:27,733 --> 01:19:29,699 I mean I can learn to live with it. 1555 01:19:29,699 --> 01:19:30,933 Really, anything you say. 1556 01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:33,333 Ooh. 1557 01:19:35,100 --> 01:19:35,933 Oh no. 1558 01:19:40,833 --> 01:19:42,400 Oh I wouldn't do that to anyone. 1559 01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:44,467 - Oh yes you did. 1560 01:19:44,467 --> 01:19:47,833 Because it was the only way you could come back home. 1561 01:19:47,833 --> 01:19:49,766 Now I will tell you. 1562 01:19:49,766 --> 01:19:51,533 I did have a model for that. 1563 01:19:51,533 --> 01:19:54,266 And he's more of a man than you will ever be. 1564 01:20:09,966 --> 01:20:12,133 - We believe Mr Bolt has left the country. 1565 01:20:13,266 --> 01:20:15,699 Yes sir we have contacted Interpol. 1566 01:20:16,799 --> 01:20:19,567 No sir, I am not convinced. 1567 01:20:19,567 --> 01:20:22,066 I still think it was a professional job. 1568 01:20:23,799 --> 01:20:26,600 Yes sir, Mrs Bolt is drawing a sketch of it for us now. 1569 01:20:27,733 --> 01:20:30,766 Yes sir, exactly what it looked like. 1570 01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:34,367 We'll have the sketch duplicated and put up 1571 01:20:34,367 --> 01:20:36,899 outside every police station in the country. 1572 01:20:36,899 --> 01:20:39,866 Inside every police station in the country. 1573 01:20:41,966 --> 01:20:44,999 Get BBC television to show it on the news? 1574 01:20:46,799 --> 01:20:49,632 Well it might take a bit of persuasion. 1575 01:20:49,632 --> 01:20:52,733 - In the House of Lords today Lord Brecombe deplored 1576 01:20:52,733 --> 01:20:55,666 sexual promiscuity among young people. 1577 01:20:55,666 --> 01:20:57,666 Referring to the government publication 1578 01:20:57,666 --> 01:21:00,266 in place of cold showers he recommended 1579 01:21:00,266 --> 01:21:01,733 compulsory courses of-- 1580 01:21:01,733 --> 01:21:04,200 - [Policeman] I never thought the BBC would agree. 1581 01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:05,966 Wait till the thief sees this. 1582 01:21:05,966 --> 01:21:08,233 - [Hillcrest] Should look fantastic in color. 1583 01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:13,266 - The latest art theft. 1584 01:21:13,266 --> 01:21:14,699 - Ah. 1585 01:21:14,699 --> 01:21:17,633 - Earlier today the police issued this detailed description 1586 01:21:17,633 --> 01:21:19,899 of the missing segment of the statue. 1587 01:21:21,100 --> 01:21:22,633 - This should make it too hot for any thief 1588 01:21:22,633 --> 01:21:24,133 to try and get rid off. 1589 01:21:24,133 --> 01:21:26,100 - It is a piece of marble measuring approximately 1590 01:21:26,100 --> 01:21:30,433 126 cubic inches and weighing about 5 1/2 pounds. 1591 01:21:30,433 --> 01:21:32,567 Now here is a late football result. 1592 01:21:32,567 --> 01:21:36,433 Manchester City two Yugoslav Dynamos four. 1593 01:21:36,433 --> 01:21:38,567 - [Policeman] You can't trust anybody. 1594 01:21:38,567 --> 01:21:40,733 - I don't know, those Dynamos are a very good team. 1595 01:21:40,733 --> 01:21:42,600 - Well you'll have to help us now Mrs Bolt. 1596 01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:43,500 - All right. 1597 01:21:43,500 --> 01:21:44,799 My husband took it. 1598 01:21:44,799 --> 01:21:46,533 - Everything points to a professional job. 1599 01:21:46,533 --> 01:21:48,166 - My husband took it. 1600 01:21:48,166 --> 01:21:49,500 - There's a very big market in art treasures. 1601 01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:50,899 - A fragment of a Rhonda Bolt work. 1602 01:21:50,899 --> 01:21:52,333 I mean imagine if someone were trying to 1603 01:21:52,333 --> 01:21:53,799 flog the missing arms of the Venus de Milo. 1604 01:21:53,799 --> 01:21:55,799 - And there's two of those. 1605 01:22:00,100 --> 01:22:02,033 (phone rings) 1606 01:22:02,033 --> 01:22:03,166 Hello? 1607 01:22:03,166 --> 01:22:05,066 - My husband took it. 1608 01:22:05,066 --> 01:22:07,600 - Sir, Interpol from Florence. 1609 01:22:09,866 --> 01:22:12,467 (upbeat music) 1610 01:23:40,533 --> 01:23:42,133 - Senor Guido Martinello? 1611 01:23:42,133 --> 01:23:46,033 (speaking in foreign language) 1612 01:24:07,866 --> 01:24:09,033 - Senor Bolt. 1613 01:24:09,033 --> 01:24:10,066 In here please. 1614 01:24:16,166 --> 01:24:17,600 Senor Bolt. 1615 01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:18,966 I'm Guido Martinello. 1616 01:24:28,133 --> 01:24:31,533 I told Rhonda this, the classical style, 1617 01:24:31,533 --> 01:24:33,866 is the style she should've turned to. 1618 01:24:33,866 --> 01:24:35,766 And she obviously did. 1619 01:24:35,766 --> 01:24:38,400 It's very pleasant to know that she still listens 1620 01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:39,866 to her old teacher. 1621 01:24:39,866 --> 01:24:42,433 - But Mr Martinello I must find out who this is. 1622 01:24:42,433 --> 01:24:45,467 - Oh it's a very well known gentleman in Florence. 1623 01:24:45,467 --> 01:24:47,367 You'll find him. 1624 01:24:47,367 --> 01:24:50,133 (rhythmic music) 1625 01:24:53,666 --> 01:24:55,233 What are you doing? 1626 01:25:00,533 --> 01:25:01,567 Senor Bolt! 1627 01:25:01,567 --> 01:25:05,899 (speaking in foreign language) 1628 01:25:05,899 --> 01:25:08,066 - Thank you Mr Martinello. 1629 01:25:13,166 --> 01:25:15,999 (uplifting music) 1630 01:25:57,500 --> 01:26:01,400 (speaking in foreign language) 1631 01:26:12,766 --> 01:26:15,033 - What you see now, ladies, 1632 01:26:15,033 --> 01:26:18,333 is the greatest statue of the classical style. 1633 01:26:19,766 --> 01:26:22,733 The most famous work of sculpture in all Florence. 1634 01:26:23,899 --> 01:26:27,633 Carved in 1501 by the noblest sculptor 1635 01:26:27,633 --> 01:26:29,600 the world has ever known. 1636 01:26:30,899 --> 01:26:34,833 Ladies, this is the Michelangelo statue of David. 1637 01:26:37,066 --> 01:26:38,433 - Charlie. 1638 01:26:38,433 --> 01:26:39,666 (giggling) 1639 01:26:39,666 --> 01:26:43,066 - Joan, Caroline, what are you giggling about? 1640 01:26:43,066 --> 01:26:46,133 - I only said Miss Brown, if that's David 1641 01:26:46,133 --> 01:26:47,899 I'd like to see Goliath. 1642 01:26:47,899 --> 01:26:49,799 (giggling) 1643 01:26:49,799 --> 01:26:51,933 ♪ Hallelujah 1644 01:26:51,933 --> 01:26:54,266 ♪ Hallelujah 1645 01:26:54,266 --> 01:26:55,766 ♪ Hallelujah 1646 01:26:55,766 --> 01:26:57,400 ♪ Hallelujah 1647 01:26:57,400 --> 01:27:00,100 ♪ Hallelujah 1648 01:27:00,100 --> 01:27:03,200 ♪ Hallelujah 1649 01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:05,433 ♪ Hallelujah 1650 01:27:05,433 --> 01:27:06,833 ♪ Hallelujah 1651 01:27:06,833 --> 01:27:09,233 ♪ Hallelujah 1652 01:27:10,699 --> 01:27:12,300 - Yes Mr President, he's okay. 1653 01:27:12,300 --> 01:27:14,433 Came out of the hospital yesterday. 1654 01:27:14,433 --> 01:27:15,666 And no Mr President, 1655 01:27:15,666 --> 01:27:16,666 she's scrapping the sculpture completely. 1656 01:27:16,666 --> 01:27:17,933 Making a brand new one. 1657 01:27:20,799 --> 01:27:22,733 That's very kind of you to say that sir. 1658 01:27:24,533 --> 01:27:25,966 I appreciate it. 1659 01:27:25,966 --> 01:27:26,799 Yes sir. 1660 01:27:27,699 --> 01:27:28,533 Goodbye sir. 1661 01:27:29,633 --> 01:27:30,899 Ah. 1662 01:27:30,899 --> 01:27:32,766 Roses all the way. 1663 01:27:34,166 --> 01:27:37,367 You guys acted in the highest tradition of the military. 1664 01:27:37,367 --> 01:27:39,100 - There's still one little problem. 1665 01:27:42,266 --> 01:27:43,100 - Dump it. 1666 01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:08,766 ♪ Happy birthday to you 1667 01:28:08,766 --> 01:28:10,300 (loud applause) 1668 01:28:10,300 --> 01:28:14,233 - Thank you very much! 1669 01:28:14,233 --> 01:28:15,600 I wonder what it is. 1670 01:28:18,733 --> 01:28:22,799 Feels like some kind of a paperweight. 1671 01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:39,400 How very thoughtful! 1672 01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:41,333 ♪ Charlie 1673 01:28:41,333 --> 01:28:44,300 ♪ I'd like to know Charlie 1674 01:28:44,300 --> 01:28:47,300 ♪ A fellow like Charlie 1675 01:28:47,300 --> 01:28:51,367 ♪ Is so hard to find 1676 01:28:51,367 --> 01:28:53,866 ♪ Charlie 1677 01:28:53,866 --> 01:28:56,699 ♪ He looks like a statue 1678 01:28:56,699 --> 01:28:59,899 ♪ When he's looking at you 1679 01:28:59,899 --> 01:29:03,866 ♪ You're out of your mind 1680 01:29:03,866 --> 01:29:07,266 ♪ With a built up reputation 1681 01:29:07,266 --> 01:29:10,166 ♪ He's the idol of the nation 1682 01:29:10,166 --> 01:29:13,467 ♪ Sex can be a new sensation 1683 01:29:13,467 --> 01:29:16,233 ♪ When it's not too plain 1684 01:29:16,233 --> 01:29:19,666 ♪ He's the latest pride of darkness ♪ 1685 01:29:19,666 --> 01:29:22,699 ♪ Full of pluck and full of fondness ♪ 1686 01:29:22,699 --> 01:29:25,666 ♪ He's not easy to discover 1687 01:29:25,666 --> 01:29:28,833 ♪ He's got more than any other 1688 01:29:28,833 --> 01:29:33,833 ♪ What a guy and what a lover 1689 01:29:34,866 --> 01:29:37,233 ♪ Charlie 1690 01:29:37,233 --> 01:29:40,166 ♪ If you can produce him 1691 01:29:40,166 --> 01:29:43,200 ♪ Then please introduce him 1692 01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:47,266 ♪ And give him my key 1693 01:29:47,266 --> 01:29:49,567 ♪ Charlie 1694 01:29:49,567 --> 01:29:53,066 ♪ I want to know Charlie 110731