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HAROLD: I'm really
glad you can do this.

It's a big help.

Oh, no, Mr. Finch.

Actually, it's really
helping me out.

I've been needing
something like this.

Good.

So there's some things about
the house that you should know.

Some of the doors like to stick.

So if you close one and it
doesn't open, don't worry.

Just put a little effort into
it and kind of pop it back open.

What else?

Oh, there's motion-activated
security lights in the backyard

that some of the neighborhood
animals will trigger.

So please keep all the
exterior doors locked.

We don't want any
reason for anything

to happen to you while
you're at my house, you know?

[laughs]

Yes, sir.

Oh, and I know you had asked me
to do this at your house alone,

but would it be OK if I had
brought some friends with me?

Yeah, sure.

Hey, they can get in
on some of that pizza

I'm going to leave
you some money for.

Awesome.

Thanks so much, Mr. Finch.

HAROLD: OK, well, we'll
see you this weekend.

See you then.

Hey, Dani, are you working?

Great.

I'm gonna come by the shop.

All right.

Bye.

[upbeat music]

Recommend.

Oh.

Hey, Dani.

Hey, what's up?

You good?

OK, so you are telling me that
you want me to come house-sit

for this guy with you?

Yes, please.

And he's OK with you just
having, like, random people

while he's gone?

Yeah, he's totally
fine with it.

Like, I've actually known
him for a while now.

He's super nice.

And everyone in the
neighborhood likes him, too.

So it's more of just a
safety thing, you know?

Girl all alone in
someone's house,

it's a psycho
killer's wet dream.

[chuckles]

You're not wrong.

That is the premise to some
of my favorite horror movies.

Exactly.

Oh, and he's leaving
money for pizza.

Free pizza?

Mm-hmm.

You should have led with that.

You're right.

I know, all I have to do is
just bribe you with food,

and you will do anything.

Hey!

Don't perceive me like that.

Maybe true, but
it's not very nice.

Also, I'm gonna invite
Blake to come, too.

And why would you do that?

Because he's my boyfriend.

And I think you two should
spend some more time together.

Why would I do that?

Because you're my best
friend, and you love me.

Again, you may be right,
but that boy is a dickhead.

You're too good for him.

OK, true, but
he's my dickhead.

And who knows, you
two might actually

have something in common.

Who knows, I might
bash my head into a wall.

OK, well, I guess we'll
have to see about that

'cause I'm still gonna ask him.

Yeah, I know.

Wish you wouldn't.

Dani, at some point, you're
just gonna have to accept it,

because he's gonna
be around a lot more.

And, you know, we're
getting more serious.

What?

Are you, like, getting married?

OK.

No.

Obviously, that is not the
way I would tell you this.

You're not pregnant, are you?

OK, Dani, I can barely take
care of myself right now.

Do you really think I could
take care of a human child.

I'm just checking, OK?

You're always yapping about all
that wild sex you're having.

Oh, my gosh!

You're such an idiot.

I'm just saying that
him and I are getting

a little bit more serious.

So we're gonna be
hanging out a lot more,

and he's going to be around.

OK?

Just get along, maybe.

All right.

Well, if that's
the case, does he

have any attractive
non-dickhead friends?

The comic book
store isn't exactly

a breeding ground for hot guys.

Hmm.

I guess you'll have
to ask him yourself.

Anyways, how has work been?

Same old shit.

Oh, there's this guy that
came in, let me tell you.

We call him "backpack kid."

He always comes in, and
he doesn't buy anything.

But he, like, quizzes everyone
on superhero movies and shit.

But it's a trap.

Like, if you get in a
conversation with him,

you can't get out of it.

So whenever he asks me about
any movie or show he's watching,

I tell him I don't watch TV.

Dani, that's so mean.

No, it's not.

Trust me.

He's a lot to deal with.

He was quizzing me
about a comic book,

and I told him I
don't read comics.

Oh!

And he actually believed you?

You're literally working
in a comic book store.

Yeah.

I know.

Hey, look, I am not one
to judge because I'm

very passionate
about my superheroes.

Actually, this
guy came in, and I

got into a full-blown
argument with him

because he said that Jared
Leto was the best joker.

I should have kicked
him out of the store.

I should ban his ass.

Like, are you
telling me that you

could watch Heath Ledger act
his face off inThe Dark Knight

and just be like, yeah, you
know, Jared Leto, he was better?

Like, come on, have
some decency, man.

Dani.

Shit!

Like, throw Jack
Nicholson in there,

and there's still no question
that Jared Leto was the worst

one.

Dani?

Yeah?

You're kind of
going off on a tangent

that I couldn't care
less about right now.

So I'm gonna need you
to just reel it back in.

Sorry.

It's that not everyone
talks like we do in here.

Anyways, how's the
job search coming?

Oh, my gosh, you know.

I put in a dozen
applications for jobs

that I'm overqualified for.

But if you don't have at
least five years of experience

and know somebody, you
don't even get looked at.

But tell me, how am I supposed
to get five years of experience

when I can't even get
an entry-level job

without experience?

It just doesn't make any sense.

That's so frustrating.

Yeah.

I mean, I put in all this
work, got the degree.

For what?

Just to work some
part-time minimum-wage job

for the rest of my life?

No offense.

No.

None taken.

I am perfectly happy here.

It's where I belong.

Everything is just easier.

[sighs]

Hey, look.

You are the hardest-working
person I know.

And your time is coming.

And when it does, I
will be right here

by your side to celebrate.

There is no one that I want
success for more than you.

Besides, who's gonna take
me out and treat me well?

You're right.

I gotta take care of
my hetero life mate.

Exactly.

You're the Jay to my Silent Bob.

Anyways, let's go
get some lunch.

It's on me.

Thanks, babe!

Hey, Austin, I'm
going to lunch.

Where are you going?

Jungle Jim's.

Give me a bongo burger.

Tell him to fuck
it up with cheese.

You got it.

Hell, yeah.

[door chime chimes]

KAYLA: Hey, baby.

BLAKE (ON PHONE): What's up?

So I am house-sitting
for this guy this weekend,

and I was wondering if you
wanted to come with me.

BLAKE (ON PHONE): You want me
to come house-sit with you?

Yeah, it's for Mr. Finch.

He asked me to
house-sit for him.

And, you know, I
could use the money.

BLAKE (ON PHONE):
Yeah, but you're

gonna land a full time job soon.

I just know it.

But sure, sounds like fun.

I'll come join you.

Oh, and Dani's coming, too.

BLAKE (ON PHONE): And she knows
I'm gonna be there as well?

Yeah.

She said, it sounds like fun.

BLAKE (ON PHONE): Ha!

It's funny.

What did she actually say?

She said she'd rather bash
her head against a wall.

BLAKE (ON PHONE): Yeah,
that sounds more like Dani.

KAYLA: Yep.

Hey, let me ask you an
off-the-wall question.

BLAKE (ON PHONE): OK.

Who is your favorite Joker?

mean, like,BatmanJoker?

Yeah, sure.

BLAKE (ON PHONE):
Are you not sure?

You're the one
asking the question.

You don't know what
you're talking about?

Yeah,Batman.

BLAKE (ON PHONE): Easy.

Heath Ledger.

OK, good.

BLAKE (ON PHONE): What
made you ask me that?

Oh, no reason.

BLAKE (ON PHONE):
You were curious

who my favorite Joker is?

You, of all people,
asking me that is strange.

Can't a girl just be curious
about her boyfriend's interests?

I mean, I guess.

OK, so who's your
favorite Joker?

Heath Ledger, obviously.

BLAKE (ON PHONE): Yeah, he
was so good inBatman Forever.

Yeah, really good.

BLAKE (ON PHONE): Kayla, he
wasn't inBatman Forever.

He was inThe Dark Knight.

What is going on?

OK, you fooled me.

Well, Dani was telling me
about some guy at her work

that said Jared Leto
was the best Joker.

So I wanted to
see who yours was.

BLAKE (ON PHONE): So why
didn't you just say that?

And that guy needs to
be punched in the face.

You're right.

Sorry.

BLAKE (ON PHONE): It's OK.

Just be straight up with me.

I miss you.

Oh, I miss you, too,
even though it hasn't even

been, like, 24 hours since
we last seen each other.

BLAKE (ON PHONE): I know.

It's crazy, right?

OK, well, I'll
see you soon, babe.

BLAKE (ON PHONE): OK, bye.

Feels good.

You know, just because you're
the mom of the group doesn't

mean I'm calling him Dad.

That's cool.

I prefer "Daddy" anyway.

Ewe!

Seriously?

Kayla, how do you sleep
at night knowing you're

dating a walking red flag?

OK, guys, come on.

Can we at least try
to use this weekend

as a bonding opportunity?

I can't have my boyfriend and my
best friend hating each other,

just creates a whole
bunch of bad vibes

that I don't need right now.

Fine, whatever.

You know, Blake,
you don't have

to be like that all the time.

I know, and I'm sorry.

But come on.

She makes it so easy.

She's like a human
Do Not Push button.

Blake, I'm serious.

She's not just a random friend.

Dani's my best friend.

And, you know, we've known
each other since we were eight.

She's been there for
me through things

that you don't even know about.

So, yeah, her opinion
really matters to me, a lot.

BLAKE: OK.

Truce.

I'll stop being a jerk, for now.

You got one chance.

That's it.

Screw it up, and I will bury
your body in a cornfield

and pretend like
you never existed.

Oh, so she does care!

Wow!

That was almost
affectionate of you.

Wow!

KAYLA: You're lucky you're cute.

It's my one
redeemable quality.

Yep.

All right.

[gothic music]

So this guy's house we're
staying at, it's really nice.

Kind of big, actually.

No one really knows what
he does for work, though.

He's always flying somewhere
and talking about projects.

Seems very mysterious,
rich guy energy.

Really?

Maybe he's like some
drug lord or something.

Or maybe he's some crypto bro.

Or plot twist, he has a
job like a normal adult.

Now that, that would be
the craziest theory of all.

But no, he's
actually really nice.

A little weird, but
harmless, you know?

We're actually almost there.

You guys will see for
yourselves in a sec.

Maybe I'll ask him to
take me on as an apprentice,

learn all the secrets
to make a bank.

OK, just please
don't embarrass me.

Too late.

[gothic music]

Hi, Mr. Finch!

Hey.

So, Mr. Finch, this
is my boyfriend, Blake,

and my best friend, Dani.

They're gonna be
staying here with me.

Perfect.

Great to meet you both.

Now, like I told
Kayla, I'm trusting

you to be responsible and
look after my house, OK?

What am I saying?

You three look like a
great group of kids.

So I'm sure I got
nothing to worry about.

Of course, Mr.
Finch, we're gonna

take great care of your house.

Don't you worry.

And, Mr. Finch, first
off, great to meet you.

I was just wondering
what you do for work

to be able to afford
a house like this

and travel all the time?

Well, I worked really
hard in the trade industry,

and I've invested my
time and money wisely.

See, I told you, crypto bro.

All right, I'm out.

I'll be back in two days.

And if you need
anything, call me.

KAYLA: Will do.

And remember, keep
the doors locked.

OK, will do, Mr. Finch.

Have a great trip.

Peace.

[somber music]

Wow!

This place is pretty killer.

BLAKE: Yeah, I could
totally see myself

living in the past like this.

When he gets back, I'll
have Mr. Finch give me

some business advice.

Hey, he probably will--

Tell you to stop being
such a little bitch

and get a real job
instead of trying

to be a shitty influencer.

Oh, yeah, I should
get a real job like you,

working at a comic book store
for barely minimum wage, right?

I'm fine with that.

I like the people I work with.

I get to read as
many books as I want.

I get to see as many movies as
I want, and I still make rent.

Not a bad gig, if
I do say so myself.

Guys, please, can we at least
try to have some quality time?

Sorry.

Sorry.

OK, now, if you guys
are done bickering,

I'm gonna order us a pizza.

Cheeze OK with both of you?

Could I have mushrooms
and banana peppers?

Oh, of course, he
has to be difficult.

Dani!

See?

It's not always me.

It's fine.

I'll just do half cheese,
half whatever Blake wants.

OK?

Fine, whatever.

I'm gonna go, like,
explore this house,

see if I can find any secrets.

Just please, don't
break anything.

[chuckles] All right, Mom.

KAYLA: I'm serious.

Are you proud of me?

I didn't instigate.

I mean, yeah, I guess.

Oh, hey, will you go
put these upstairs?

I'm gonna order the pizza.

Yes, anything
for you, my queen.

KAYLA: Thanks, babe.

And don't forget
the banana peppers.

Hi, I'd like to
order a pizza, please.

I've known her for 15 years.

He's known her for a few months.

It's fucking bullshit.

I do wonder what this
guy does, though.

[ominous music]

This guy has some pretty
cool stuff, though.

It's weird that no one
knows what he does.

Somebody's offering
me free pizza,

so I guess I can't complain.

Mr. Finch didn't really
strike me as a sports fan.

[thud]

Shit!

The fuck was that?

[suspenseful music]

Weird choice for
some light reading.

[sighs] Man, where's the
bathroom in this place?

What is going on, guys?

We are back.

And check out this
insane crib that we have

for the entire weekend, guys.

Yes, I cannot make this up.

We are staying here
all weekend long.

And look, the kitchen, insane.

The living room, even crazier.

Where am I right now?

This actually feels
like I'm in a movie.

And we are living like
kings this weekend.

Speaking of kings, I'm
here with my queen, Kayla.

Say hi, baby.

Hi.

Cool.

So, guys, if you are not
subscribed to the channel

already, please make sure to
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as well as press the
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That way you can keep up with
our videos all weekend long,

baby.

Peace.

Babe, you know I don't
like being on camera.

I know, and I'm sorry.

But the people love it
when you're included.

And I don't mind letting
people know that I

got a little cutie by my side.

OK, you talk your
way into it every time.

[laughs] So how many
subs are you at now?

50k, last week.

Wow, 50k!

Look at my little influencer go.

Relax.

It's not easy gaining
a following, you know?

Trying to post at
least two times a week,

live stream at least three.

And then still, I'm the one
who has to edit all the footage

and respond to every comment.

You know, it may not look
like I'm doing that much,

but it's a lot of work.

No, yeah, I know.

I watch your streams, and
I'm really supportive.

You know, you could
work on your phrases,

you know, some, like,
slogans that you can put

on T-shirts or mugs, you know?

Something people would
buy, because the real money

is in the merch.

In the merch, right?

KAYLA: Mm-hmm, yeah

Yes.

No, I've totally been thinking,
like, mugs, jackets, shirts.

So I'm gonna roll
out a few ideas soon.

KAYLA: You know, you can
run them by me if you want.

And I can give you an
honest opinion as a viewer.

You know you're
the best, right?

Yeah, I know.

[intriguing music]

[birds chirping outside]

[somber music]

[breathes heavy]

So where's the fucking bathroom?

I've seen enough horror movies
to know that nothing good ever

happens in the bathroom.

Any word on the pizza?

Yeah, it should be like
here in 30 minutes or so.

30?

That's what they told me.

Cool.

Yep.

Cool.

So this guy just
lives here alone?

Yeah.

I mean, I haven't really
seen anyone else here

for more than a couple of days.

He's really nice, though.

He's always going to
all the community events

and willing to
help everyone out.

So, you know, I thought I
could help him out with this.

And the money's not bad either.

Yeah, no, it's
nice that he let

you bring your peeps with you.

Yeah.

But, you know, a girl
all alone in a big house,

it's like a serial killer's
dream, or the perfect time

for a poltergeist to show up.

Take your pick.

Well, you know what
comes to my mind?

Mm.

In all those movies,
you know, like,

that stuff usually doesn't
happen until the couples start

to have sex.

Wanna find out if we
have a killer or a ghost?

Oh, my god!

Don't be ridiculous!

We're not having sex in
someone else's house.

What, you scared
of those cameras?

No, I just--

I think it's weird to have sex
on someone else's furniture.

It's gross.

Yes, you're right.

I wouldn't want someone
fucking in my bed.

Right?

Exactly.

Speaking of fucking in
other people's beds,

you think you could set Dani
up with one of your friends?

Believe me, I would love
to, but it's kind of hard

when all she does is read comic
books and watch horror movies.

She's not really the type of
girl that guys go for, right?

Well, yeah, but she's really
great once you get to know her,

like I do.

I know.

Why don't we all just go in
the pool and have some fun.

I'll go get Dani.

I like it.

Let's do it.

[gothic music]

[loud noise]

What the fuck was that?

This place has weird vibes.

Something seems off.

Hey, Dani.

Blake and I are gonna go in the
pool if you want to join us.

Yeah, no, that would
be great, actually.

Could use some fresh air.

Yay!

Come on, let's go.

Babe, how do I look?

Babe?

How do I look?

KAYLA: Great.

Thank you.

Ready for this?

KAYLA: Sure.

BLAKE: Give me a countdown.

3, 2, 1.

KAYLA: 1.

[water splashes]

BLAKE: Oh!

Wow!

How's that?

KAYLA: That was so good.

BLAKE: Thank you.

Ah!

OK, I'm coming.

BLAKE: Wow!

10 stars.

I don't remember the last
time I swam in a pool, actually.

Well, couldn't say myself.

Sports Illustrated
model out here.

[upbeat music]

Dani, come on in.

The water feels great.

I'm not trying
to get my hair wet.

I just washed it.

Boo!

Yeah, boo!

I'm fine over here.

You two kiddos have fun.

[loud guitar music]

PIZZA GUY: Where the fuck am I?

6703, Willow Crack--

Willow Creek.

[gothic music]

Yeah, Mom, not now.

Nope, I'm working.

Yes.

Yes, I took the dog out.

No!

All right, I'll call you later.

Shit!

Fuck!

[machine beeps]

What is going
on, Blake-inators.

I have nothing to say, except we
are back at this beautiful pool,

enjoying the life.

And, baby, I'm sorry
to do it to you guys.

[engine stops]

Damn!

Oh, shit.

Blake's Life.

BLAKE (ON VIDEO): Kayla
hates being on camera.

But go in to the comments and
tell her how hot she looks,

guys.

Fuck.

BLAKE (ON VIDEO): Does she not?

I'm literally the
luckiest guy ever.

Yo, look through this one.

[water splashes]

This is fucking crazy.

DISTANT VOICE: Hey!

Hello?

Somebody ordered a pizza.

It says, leave at the door.

[eerie music]

Hello?

Got your mushroom and
banana pepper pizza thing.

Hello?

Fuck this.

DANI: Knock it off, asshole.

You're gonna get my book wet.

Stop being a
loser and come in.

Blake, don't be mean.

I'm not being mean.

It's true.

We're over here having fun.

She's sitting over there alone.

Your whole thing for this
weekend was quality time.

And she's social distancing.

I know, but she's
an acquired taste.

God, you're so annoying.

I'm gonna go back inside.

Oh, no.

Did I make you mad?

KAYLA: Blake!

Blake, seriously?

Lighten up.

She probably feels like a
third wheel or something.

You know?

OK.

Yeah.

I'll ease up on her.

Thanks.

Now we can spend some
alone time together.

I love it.

Let's go down to the dock.

Yeah, let's go.

[suspenseful music]

[ominous music]

[intriguing music]

I'm gonna grind my
ass off so that I can

have a house like that one day.

KAYLA: I will have a house
like this someday soon.

How are you gonna do that?

Oh, I'm gonna work
hard, like you said.

If anyone could do
it, it's you, babe.

You're one of the
hardest workers I know.

I try.

BLAKE: I wish we had
a boat to go out on.

KAYLA: Yeah, me too.

BLAKE: Right?

Like, imagine me and
you chilling right

there, just us two alone.

Right?

And we got some
lines in the water,

some nice music, cooler full
of beers for just me and you.

KAYLA: That would be so great.

[sighs]

Do you like me, Kayla?

What?

Of course, I like you, silly.

Why are you even asking that?

'Cause I think
you're pretty cool.

Oh, every girl wants to
hear that they're cool.

BLAKE: I'm joking.

I love you.

And the sex-- oh, my god!

The sex, yeah.

KAYLA: Oh, my god, Blake.

Next level, crazy, top tier.

Keep it down.

Oh, my god!

BLAKE: I'm kidding.

It is pretty good.

Yeah, pretty good?

OK.

It's really good.

BLAKE: Mm, thank you.

These hands are like magic.

BLAKE: What are
you talking about?

I wish they were
on me right now.

BLAKE: Wow!

They feel so good.

BLAKE: OK, Kayla, we can't do
anything right now, remember?

I know.

I'm just messing with you.

BLAKE: Not cool.

Kayla.

Not cool.

KAYLA: Oh, I'm not cool anymore?

Yes, you're still cool.

KAYLA: Good.

[sighs] Man, it really
is so peaceful out here.

I hate my apartment.

It's so loud.

You can't even go outside
without getting a contact high.

I mean, it's fucking ridiculous.

Ugh.

I need a job.

I need money.

It'll happen.

OK?

You just have to let the
universe work itself out.

KAYLA: Yeah?

You're so positive all the time.

You know, I'm a believer
that positivity attracts

positivity and negativity
attracts negativity.

It's the way the universe works.

You're a good one, Blake.

I really hope you can
get along with Dani.

[laughs] Speaking
of negativity.

What is her issue?

Why is she so dark and hateful?

I think it's like
a defense mechanism

for when she's
uncomfortable, you know?

BLAKE: What is she
uncomfortable about?

Well, you're my boyfriend, and
we've been spending so much time

together.

And she doesn't really have
anyone like that other than me.

Has she ever had a boyfriend?

Yeah, a few, here and there.

But they never seem to work
out for some reason or another.

And she has this
complex about it

that she's not good
enough for anyone.

It's really sad, honestly.

Well, that's
just silly, right?

She's pretty.

KAYLA: Mm-hmm.

I think she just needs
to get out of the darkness

and into the light, and
then guys will flock to her.

Exactly, that's what
I've been telling her.

But she is so stubborn, man.

She has to make that
decision for herself, right?

Yeah, true.

You know, I might
have a guy that

would be interested in Dani.

Really?

Who?

This guy I went
to high school with.

Like, he's kind of
nerdy but kind of fun.

And he has this massive
comic book collection.

KAYLA: Oh, my god!

It'd be perfect for Dani.

A whole room in his house
just full of comics.

Oh, my god, that
would be perfect!

What's his name?

Bradley.

If you want, I could set it up.

We could all go out to
eat sometime this week.

Babe.

BLAKE: Yeah.

That would be perfect.

Aw!

You're the best.

My baby.

Hey, I think we
should go inside.

I don't wanna leave
Dani all alone.

BLAKE: OK.

[heavy music]

[discordant music]

Blake, what room did you
say you put her bags in?

The one around the corner!

Are you sure it was this one?

Yes, I'm not stupid.

I know where I put the bags.

OK, well, I
don't see anything.

Kayla, what are
you talking about?

They're right on the bed.

Like I said, there's
no bags in this room.

Kayla, they are--

OK, I swear this was
the bed I put them on.

OK.

Looks like we got a
ghost here, is it?

Took our bags to spook us.

It's not funny, Kayla.

I could have sworn I
chose this room, so.

Oh, it's OK, babe.

I won't hold it against you.

You can't be both hot and smart.

Come on, let's go find the
actual room you put them in.

[suspenseful music]

Hey, Dani.

Have you seen our bags anywhere?

Blake here forgot
where he put them.

Well, that checks out.

He's an idiot.

What?

No response?

Sorry, I just was sure
I put them in that room.

Well, they're not in here.

But earlier, I did feel like the
vibes were off in this place.

What?

You're saying there might
actually be a ghost in here?

Well, I wouldn't say all that.

I'm just saying I
was walking around,

and I had, like,
this eerie feeling.

I could also just be hungry.

Where's that pizza?

Oh, shit!

The pizza.

I totally forgot.

Let me call and ask.

Hi, I had ordered a pizza, and
I was wondering where it's at.

Yeah.

An hour ago?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

We have not seen
anyone here, but I'll

be sure to let
you know if we do.

All right.

Bye.

So the pizza guy left,
like, an hour ago.

And it's only, like, a
15-minute drive from here.

So--

DANI: Yeah.

--he must have
got lost, I guess.

That sucks.

Well, I'm still hungry.

I'm sure Mr. Finch
wouldn't mind if I found

a little snack in his kitchen.

OK, just please
don't make a mess.

We're gonna go find our bags.

Come on.

DANI: Is there anything
to eat in here?

Nope.

[intriguing music]

Nothing, Mr. Finch.

Man, I was really looking
forward to that pizza.

There's nothing in here.

There's no bags here either.

Whoa!

This room is sick.

KAYLA: Yeah, it's pretty cool.

What's up, guys?

Check out the sickest
room in this crib.

Seriously?

We're supposed to be looking
for our bags, remember?

OK.

You don't need to
do that right now.

You see I'm recording.

Why do you always do this?

KAYLA: You just-- can we
find the bags, please?

Yeah, but, uh,
pisses me off when

you see I'm recording, you--

KAYLA: OK, they're not here.

Let's go upstairs.

Sure, whatever you say.

See?

I told you I picked this room.

OK, well, why were
they not here when

we checked the first time?

I don't know.

Maybe Dani moved them
when she was walking

around the house earlier.

Maybe Dani did what?

Dani, did you happen to
move our bags at any point

and then put them
back on the bed?

No.

I haven't even
been in this room.

Besides, I would have
told you when you

came in asking where they were.

You're right.

We did already ask you.

Well, Blake, I'm
sorry I doubted you.

But that still doesn't explain
why the bags weren't here

when we checked.

[knock on the door]

Maybe that's
finally the pizza.

BLAKE: Something tells me the
odds of that being the pizza guy

are slim.

KAYLA: Well, there's
only one way to find out.

DANI: There's no one there.

What?

What do you mean,
there's no one there?

We just heard a knock.

No pizza guy.

There's literally
no one outside.

It's definitely just
some punk ass kids

playing ding dong ditch.

We used to do it
all the time when

we were kids-- knock, run away.

Dude came out screaming at us.

Yeah?

So you've always
been a dickhead?

OK, guys, seriously, focus.

Something or someone is
messing with us here, I think.

I don't know.

Do you wanna see if you can
get a hold of Mr. Finch?

Yeah, you're right.

He did say just to call
if we needed anything, so.

Shit!

No answer.

He's traveling.

It's probably just bad service.

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

Let me try and text him.

It's not going through.

What do we do?

I said there were weird
vibes in this place.

It's probably why
he travels so much.

It's probably haunted.

Don't be stupid.

It's not haunted.

It's just some kids
and missing bags.

Not much of a haunting,
if you ask me.

Yeah, Blake's right.

It's probably nothing.

Look, I mean,
whatever you say.

Let's just-- hey, let's
just go in the living room,

stick together, watch
some TV with the lights

on, and just wait till we
can get a hold of Mr. Finch.

Yeah.

Yeah, that sounds really nice.

I'll order us another pizza.

Yeah.

OK.

[insects trilling]

I got pizza!

Dig in.

There's peppers in it?

This be mine.

Like you like.

OK.

Is it a yes onSammy Slick--

Vampire Slayer?

I didn't know you were into
low-budget horror movies.

That's because you never
asked me anything about myself.

See?

Maybe if you guys
weren't always arguing,

you'd realize you actually
have some things in common.

OK.

How much into horror
movies are you?

I would call myself a
well-rounded horror cinephile.

Oh, OK.

So what's your
favorite scary movie?

All-time favorite,
originalHalloween.

Nice.

What mask did
Michael Myers wear?

William Shatner.

Boom.

OK.

I know some stuff.

What was the original name
before they called itHalloween

It wasn't alwaysHalloween?

Nope.

The Babysitter Murders.

Wow!

I did not know that.

Yeah, so you really
know your shit.

Mm-hmm.

Damn!

Hit me with another one.

OK.

Who was slated to play Loomis
before he declined the role?

I don't know that one either.

Peter Cushing.

Yeah.

Donald Pleasence replaced
him and then became an icon.

Yeah, that is so interesting.

DANI: Yeah.

What?

DANI: Yeah.

Is it though?

Is it interesting?

I think it is.

Me, too.

Oh!

OK.

Damn!

So I really need to brush
up on my Halloween trivia.

Yeah, bro.

Damn!

So what's your favorite?

All-time.

Silence of the Lambs.

Silence of the Lambs?

Only horror movie to ever
win the Best Picture Oscar.

OK, yeah.

You know some stuff.

Yeah, I do.

So out of every single horror
movie you've ever seen,

what is your favorite kill?

Mm.

Well, it was the classic
shower scene inPsycho.

BLAKE: Classic.

Until I saw itIn
A Violent Nature.

In A Violent Nature.

The yoga girl scene
with the-- oh, my god!

DANI: Yeah, I know.

It's so crazy.

Disgusting.

DANI: I know.

Actually gave me nightmares.

Oh!

Wait, what's yours?

My favorite?

That one's definitely up there.

If we're talking
most disturbing,

I would have to say when the
girl gets her head hit off

inHereditaryin the car.

Yeah, with her head on the
side of the road and the bugs

crawling.

Don't even get me
started, the bugs.

Oh, so gross.

Disgusting.

Are you guys done yet?

I'm sorry, it's just--

it's so nice to see
you guys getting along,

but can we talk about
something else, please?

You feel left out?

Hey, what do you
wanna talk about?

Let's just watch a movie.

OK.

We all set onSammy Slick?

Yeah, I guess.

Sounds good to me.

So, what did you
think of the movie?

I think if you ordered
Blade off of TMU,

you would getSammy Slick--

Vampire.

That's funny.

[laughs]

Yeah, I kind of liked it.

I thought it had
some charm to it.

See?

I keep telling her to watch
more low-budget movies.

Yeah, there's some
good stuff out there.

Yeah.

And some bad stuff,
not in a good way.

Yeah, I might start watching
these kinds of movies.

What do you wanna watch next?

Should we let Kayla pick?

Oh, boy!

No, it's fine.

You guys pick.

How about another
low-budget spooky movie?

Have you seenMan
in the Blue Suit?

No, I've not.

It's a good one.

BLAKE: Yeah?

Yeah.

Let's do it.

Sounds good.

[insects trilling]

[swooshing]

[ominous music]

[whispering voice]

[knock on the door]

[intense music]

[high-tempo music]

What the fuck was that?

Wake up!

What?

What are you talking about?

[knock on the door]

That's the front door.

Why would someone be banging
on the front door right now?

I don't know.

Did Mr. Finch ever
text you back?

Let me check.

Yeah, he said he just
got back to his hotel,

and he asked if
everything was all right.

No, tell him it's
not fucking OK.

There's something
seriously wrong here.

What the fuck do we do?

Even if we can get in
touch with Mr. Finch,

he's not even in the
same state as us, so.

OK, maybe we should
call the cops or--

Guys, there's someone
in the backyard.

That's-- that's the guy
who was in my dream.

What is-- what is happening?

What the fuck?

We need to make sure all
the doors are locked.

Now!

Kayla, get away from the door.

[knock on the door]

[kayla screams]

OK, we need to
figure out what to do.

We need to find something
to defend ourselves with.

Yeah.

The kitchen, there's knives.

BLAKE: Good idea.

[tense music]

Come on.

DANI: There were knives.

There were knives here.

I saw them.

I saw them.

I saw them when I came
in here to look for food.

I know for a fact
there were knives here.

OK, well, that means
whoever was outside

has already been in this house.

KAYLA: How?

I locked all the doors.

BLAKE: Are you sure?

KAYLA: Yes, it was Mr. Finch--

Mr. Finch me to make sure of.

Well, someone has
been in here, OK?

Maybe there was a
window unlocked.

Someone's been in here.

There's no denying that.

We still need
to find something

to defend ourselves with.

Or else, we're sitting ducks.

Does anyone see anything?

I-- I might have an idea.

In-- in the office, there's
something that I saw.

BLAKE: OK!

DANI: Go.

BLAKE: Yes!

DANI: Now

BLAKE: Lead the way.

There, that's what we can use.

KAYLA: OK, but there's only one.

I'll take it.

I played in high school.

If that dude comes near me,
I'm swinging for the fences.

We still need
to find something.

And knives are off the table.

So let's look around and see
if anything else is in here.

OK.

Anything?

BLAKE: Nothing.

KAYLA: Nothing over here either.

Shit!

We're gonna have to look
around the rest of the house.

I-- if we can get
back to the bedroom,

I might have a pocket
knife in my backpack.

That will work, but we
need to stick together.

OK.

Let's go.

Dani, come on.

Sorry, there--
there's a book missing.

KAYLA: What?

DANI: It was-- there was a book.

There was a book here.

It was a very specific book.

And now it's gone.

OK.

Well, are you sure you're
not just remembering wrong?

There's, like, a lot of
things in a lot of places.

No, no!

It was a book on religion.

And-- and I-- I even had a dream
about it, but it was different.

OK, come on!

In case you forgot, we just
saw a dude with a mask outside.

So let's go!

[suspenseful music]

There's no one there.

Mr. Finch said the
animals in the neighborhood

triggered the
lights all the time.

Do you really wanna
take that chance?

Wait, I'm gonna grab that.

BLAKE: Kayla, watch out!

Kayla, no don't!

Kayla!

Kayla!

No!

Oh, my god, no!

BLAKE: We have to go, now!

No!

Kayla!

No!

No!

Oh, fuck!

My tooth.

Let's go!

Let's go!

BLAKE: Fuck!

My tooth is broken.

Kayla's dead.

She's dead.

Oh, my god!

What do we do?

We need to figure out a way to
get the fuck out of this house!

Go into my bag.

There's a pocket knife.

It's not big, but it'll work.

Fucking kill this motherfucker.

OK, got it.

What's the plan?

We need to get to the front
door when he's in the backyard.

Well, how are we gonna
get him to the back--

[screams]

Fuck!

The door's open.

Blake, stop!

Fuck!

Quick.

The back door.

Wait, we can't escape this way.

What do we do?

Dani, I need you to
get inside the house.

I'll distract him.

No.

Go call the cops.

No, you have to stay with me.

Dani, it's the only way.

Please.

You come here, motherfucker!

You want some of me?

[panting]

[gasps for air]

Blake, no!

[gurgling blood]

[eerie music]

[trembled breathing]

[killer screams]

[intense music]

[heavy breathing]

[somber music]

Where the fuck am I?

Why are you doing this to us?

We didn't do anything.

Well, you see, I've
developed a lifestyle

I need to keep up with.

So I worked out a deal with
some very powerful forces

that require me to
provide them with bodies.

And in return, I get to
live the life I want.

What does that even mean?

Who are you?

What it means, Dani,
is that you and Blake

were an unexpected bonus that
Kayla was so kind to provide.

Mr. Finch.

Yeah, the kind and
friendly neighbor that no one

really knows much about.

It was actually pretty easy.

People in this town are
so pathetically naive.

And then things got
really interesting

when I met your friend Kayla.

She's a very bright girl
with a great future.

Yeah, she was--

Until you killed her.

Actually, Dani, I'm gonna
have a wonderful future.

All thanks to Mr.
Finch, of course.

Kayla, we saw you die.

Dani, you watch
enough horror movies

to know a little fake blood and
good lighting goes a long way.

I should have been an actress.

It is a shame about
Blake, though.

I kind of liked him.

But, oh, well, there are
better things to come.

You're a psychotic.

Kayla, you're my best friend.

No, Dani, I was
your best friend.

That's why this was
so easy to pull off.

You've been kind
of a drag lately.

You know, I met Mr. Finch,
and we hit it off immediately.

I told him about
my job situation.

And that's when he had the
idea of me helping him out.

He told me about these entities.

All it took was just
a little sacrifice,

and I could have
everything I ever wanted.

Who would turn that down?

I don't know, Kayla.

Maybe a sane person.

You see, the original plan was
just to have Kayla "look over

the house," while we got that
idiot pizza guy over here for up

me to sacrifice.

But then after you were here,
she came to me with her plan.

It was quite brilliant.

KAYLA: Thank you.

She's really a smart girl.

Thank you.

Now, with three bodies,
I can take the pizza guy.

She can get Blake
so I can induct her.

And we have as a spare.

I get to take a break
from killing for a while

and, I don't know,
relax and enjoy

what I've created for myself.

How many times
have you done this?

Lured innocent people who
trusted you only to murder them

for your benefit?

Oh, my dear!

Too many to count.

You know what the best thing is?

No one suspects
old Harold Finch.

You're not gonna
get away with this.

I'm going to stop you.

Dani, I really don't see
how you're gonna do that.

You seem a little
tied up at the moment.

You know, Dani, it's really
a shame to do this to you.

You're a very pretty girl.

But, like Kayla
has told me, kind

of a loner, not many
friends, not many people

who'd really notice if you
were suddenly, poof, gone.

Blake, however, I think he
may take a little bit more

explaining.

Oh, what-- and the pizza guy?

That was just too easy.

That phone call we made, letting
them know he never showed up,

that took great care of that.

Yeah.

All right, now, Kayla,
this is very important

that we do this correctly.

Yes, sir.

So first, we've
got to get some

of her blood to mark the body
for delivery before killing her.

OK.

Cut her arm and draw enough
to write out the symbols.

Once she's marked, we
need to read this phrase.

KAYLA: Yes, sir.

You got it?

Got it.

Then take the knife and
stab her right in the heart.

[ominous music]

Well, Dani, it was really
mediocre being your friend.

You're such a bitch.

Oh!

I may be a bitch, but my life is
about to get a whole lot better.

[intense music]

Shit!

Get back here.

[screams]

Kayla's phone.

WOMAN (ON PHONE): 911,
what's your emergency?

I'm-- I'm in a house, and
someone's trying to kill me.

WOMAN (ON PHONE):
OK, where are you?

It's a-- shit!

I'm-- I'm house-sitting
with a friend.

I don't know.

It's-- it's Harold
Finch's house.

He's-- he's-- it's
a big stone house.

It's on Willow Creek Road.

WOMAN (ON PHONE):
OK, I found it.

Try to hide.

Have you contacted
the homeowner?

He's the one
trying to kill me.

He's part of a
cult or something.

He's killed more people.

WOMAN (ON PHONE): OK, I'm
sending over squad cars.

Do not engage him if
you don't have to.

He's back in the house.

WOMAN (ON PHONE): Like I said,
try to hide, and don't engage.

I have cars en route.

They're 15 minutes out.

Ma'am, are you there?

What's happening?

Hello?

All units get to 6703,
Willow Creek Road.

[panting]

Dani, I know you're up here.

[somber music]

Come the fuck out here,
and I'll make it quick!

[grunts] Shit!

DANI: [grunts] Get off me!

HAROLD: [screams] Fuck!

You bitch!

No!

I told you you'd never
get away with this.

[screams] [panting, gasping]

[sirens wailing]

[insects trilling]

OFFICER: You said there
were three bodies?

Yeah.

Kayla, Blake, and Mr. Finch.

OFFICER: Well, we
only found two bodies.

What do you mean?

The-- no, there was one in
the backyard, one by the pool,

and one in the kitchen.

OFFICER: Well, we only found
one in the backyard and one

by the pool.

There was no body
in the kitchen.

Are you sure they were all dead?

Yeah, I'm positive.

I put the knife in
his chest myself.

It was Harold Finch.

He-- he's been sacrificing
people for some cult ritual.

OFFICER: Well, I don't
know what to tell you.

There's no body in the kitchen.

We will look into Harold Finch.

[suspenseful music]

Hi it's so nice to meet you.

The content of this
book is really tragic.

Could you sign it for me?

DANI: Yeah, it was
definitely one crazy night.

There you go.

MAN: Thank you.

Hi, there.

What's your name?

Hi, I'm Kat.

You're so brave for
writing this book.

Thanks, Kat.

You know, took a lot to do
it, but I'm happy I did.

I think it made me stronger.

Did they ever
catch Harold Finch?

You know, no, they never did.

Wow, that must be so scary.

Yeah, it is.

So he's still out there.

Yep.

You're so brave.

You're amazing.

I don't know about
all that, but thank you

for coming in and saying
all those nice things.

Thanks.

HAROLD: Can you make one
out to Harold, Harold Finch?

How's my pretty protégé doing?

Selling some comics?

Yeah, I'm doing pretty good.

Good.

So how much longer
till we're out of here?

Just a few minutes.

OK.

We've got a big
night ahead of us.

I'll be waiting in the car.

Hey, it's a blood moon.

[clicks tongue]

OK.

I won't be too long.

All right.

[ominous music]

[intense music]