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Ever since we...
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You're the only person that I've ever...
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Sorry, this is weird.
I-I don't talk like this.
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No, it's okay.
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I feel like I'm coming apart.
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I think about you all the time, Nikki.
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I try not to...
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you're in every song I listen to.
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You were the only person
who was nice to me
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when I moved here.
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And at first,
I thought maybe you...
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Well, I realized who you are.
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And then, after Nana passed,
you were the one that called
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even when I didn't have anything to say
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and we just sat there.
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So I keep telling myself,
"Don't tell her.
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"She's too good.
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And she'll... you'll lose her."
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But maybe you should know...
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that I would choose you over everything.
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Aw.
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- That's everything.
- No, no. Stop.
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- Okay, th-th-that was cringey.
- Oh, my God. I knew it.
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- Way too much.
- I-I'm so sorry.
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I thought that was sweet.
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- I thought it was gross.
- I-I should've...
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- Okay, this time I want you...
- No, I...
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I'm not doing it again, dude.
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- That was so embarrassing.
- Yeah, yeah.
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That would freak...
Th-Th-That freaked me out.
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Okay? Nikki would vomit.
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You told me to pour my heart out.
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Do you know how vulnerable I just got?
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I underestimated you.
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- What if you got her something nice?
- No, no.
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- I'll try that.
- D-Don't get her anything.
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Dude, you got to be less...
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way less sappy with Nikki, okay?
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She doesn't like that shit.
She doesn't.
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Flowers, the candy
that she said she likes?
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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What?
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Thank you.
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You want me to go?
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- Yeah, if-if you want, yeah.
- Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah.
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I'm sorry that...
I'm sorry I made you do that.
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No. No, it's okay. You're okay.
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- No, it-it just...
- It's a fun break.
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- Just pretend like...
- You're good.
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Oh, my God, dude,
that was so embarrassing.
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Can we leave?
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Yeah, well, thank God I did it.
That was... that was awful.
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Thank you for that.
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Have you ever actually, like,
flirted with Nikki?
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Invite romance.
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- Invite romance?
- Tease her.
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- Be playfully mean with her.
- Be mean to her?
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Playfully mean, yeah,
but bring up Freaky Nikki.
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You want me to call her Freaky Nikki?
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You know she's sensitive about that.
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Be like, "Hey, remember when
you used to get bullied?
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Everybody called you Freaky Nikki?"
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She'll be like, "Oh, my God.
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"Oh, no, Bear, that was...
that was so long ago.
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Don't. Please."
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And that will, like,
take her breath away?
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Just say,
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"Nikki, I think we should grab
a drink sometime."
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Yeah, I've grabbed drinks sometimes.
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She always invites you.
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- Yeah, exactly.
- I asked you guys not to come
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to trivia for one night.
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Y-You can't ask her out at trivia, Bear.
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You can't.
I-I'm not gonna let you.
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It's a good,
organic time to ask.
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I love trivia night.
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It's all I have.
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I wake up every Wednesday
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rock hard,
thinking about trivia.
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God, I can't get over
how dumb I just looked.
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Y-You can't turn our weekly gathering
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of camaraderie and skill
i-into your... your...
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your seven-year-late promposal, Bear.
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Then when do I ask?
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Any other time.
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All you have is time.
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If she means this much to you...
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and I know she does... wait.
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Do it at the right time.
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Okay.
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Okay, I'll wait.
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- I'll do it right.
- Now say it with me.
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All you have is time.
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Oh, no.
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Sandy?
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Sandy?
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Oh, no.
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Sandy?
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No.
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No, no, no, no.
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Oh, no, no. No, no!
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Oh, shit.
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How did you get into these?
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Oh, man.
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Why can't she...
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Just...
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- Hey.
- Wow, you are so lucky.
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Today was so busy.
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Oh.
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I needed a good day off.
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Oh, yeah. Definitely.
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You work so hard.
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You know I do.
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Oh, uh, what time are you
showing up tonight?
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I want to secure the spot early.
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Oh.
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Um, I'll...
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I don't think I'm gonna
make it tonight, actually.
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Aw, Bear, no.
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I wanted to see you tonight.
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We need your brain.
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We got to beat the Rag Tags this week.
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Uh, well, I mean...
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I...
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I-I don't...
I don't think I can tonight.
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I'm just catching up on some stuff.
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I was gonna tell you something.
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What?
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I mean, should I, like,
tell you now?
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Yeah.
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What?
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Yeah, so I'm putting in my two weeks.
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Really?
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How come?
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I don't know.
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Yeah, we're kind of running
out of time, Bear, so, um...
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you know,
might want to skip that stuff
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you're working on.
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You're right.
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- Tonight's the night.
- Shit!
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Goddamn it!
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Are you okay?
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No, I just dropped my crystal
necklace down the drain.
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- Oh, shit.
- Ugh!
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Sorry.
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Why would she even say that?
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Hey, uh, we're closing soon,
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so let me know if you need anything.
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Oh, o-okay.
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- Thank you.
- Right. Yeah, I know.
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Ryan was saying that, too,
so I'm not the only one.
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Oh, you're
definitely not the only one.
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- I know.
- Hey, uh, sorry.
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I-I do need help.
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Um, do you have, uh,
crystal necklaces?
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Yeah. Yeah, here,
let me show you.
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No, honestly, 'cause that's
what I was saying before.
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Like, what? What are you
even talking about?
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Oh, my God, that's crazy.
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- What?
- No.
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Hold on a second.
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Um, so this is all we have.
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Yeah, each rock has its own
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kind of unique energy and whatever.
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So, the amethyst is for calmness, clarity,
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and then the rose quartz
attracts, like, love and shit.
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What's one that's, like, good...
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energy or, like, good vibes?
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Probably the citrine.
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I mean, it's basically sunshine in a rock.
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Okay. Thanks.
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Yeah. Let me know
if you need anything else.
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Sunshine in a rock.
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Well, no, 'cause yesterday at lunch,
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Becca was being, like,
such a... Yeah.
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Nikki would hate that.
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No, that's what I'm saying.
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And then her bringing Ryan with her?
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I was like,
"What are you even doing?"
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Like, really?
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You know we don't even like him.
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Just so annoying.
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Yeah.
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Honestly, 'cause that's what
I was saying...
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What, no crystal?
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I like this.
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Yeah, well, they've been pretty
popular since we put them out.
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You know,
everybody wants a wish.
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Well, it's not for me, so...
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Okay, well, don't come back complaining.
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Do people complain about these or...?
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Well, they're kind of like collectibles,
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so some people don't open them,
but the people who do,
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you know, come back and complain.
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'Cause it's a scam or...?
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Hey, man, we're not scammers, okay?
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No, no, I don't mean
that you're a scammer,
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but just, like,
why do they complain?
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'Cause they're mad
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- 'cause it doesn't work?
- Yeah, or whatever.
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Or it does work and
it, like, ruins their lives?
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Or they die or wish they were dead.
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You're good, very good.
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Yeah, you could write a review.
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This is gonna be seven...
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Have you ever even been
into a Guitar Center?
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- No.
- They aren't all tuned.
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- So, basically...
- It's not about the guitars,
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- and you know that.
- Those teenagers are fucking
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slapping it like a bass,
and the shitty demo strings...
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- don't even get me started.
- Ladies, please.
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He doesn't expect them
to be tuned all the time.
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It's...
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If you're working
on your book or whatever...
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- Girls.
- Or you're on the clock,
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- it would give you something to do.
- Oh, my God.
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I never work on my book
when there are customers
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in the store,
so why does it matter?
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I know, but look, I'm the one
that has to go home
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and hear my dad complain
about my friends all night.
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I'm just asking you to pretend
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- like you're working.
- What?
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- Just, like...
- I mean, it's easy
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- for you to say...
- No.
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When you're leaving for tattoo school.
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It's art school,
and I haven't gotten in yet.
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I thought you got into Luther.
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No, I said I want to go to Luther.
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- Sorry, I didn't...
- Still have a shot.
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- Good. SARAH: Sorry.
- Later.
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- I-I just don't want you to get in trouble.
- Later.
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- I know, babe.
- I love you. -SARAH: I love you.
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What the fuck are you guys doing?
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- Uh...
- Ian's just messing with me.
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I look over, and these two are just...
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Hey, cut the shit.
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Hey, can we focus up? This is,
uh, this is very serious to me.
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I'm gonna go get some shots.
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- Great idea, Nikki.
- I'll-I'll come with you.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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What the fuck were you guys doing?
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After.
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Four shots of tequila, please.
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Um, and anything else?
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I'll get a piña colada.
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A piña colada?
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Don't make fun of my drink.
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- What?
- I like a man
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who's in touch with his feminine side.
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- Why is that feminine?
- It's not.
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I don't like the taste of the alcohol.
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- Yeah, we'll get you juice.
- Wow.
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Wait, so what was the important stuff
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- on the phone today?
- A lot.
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I did a lot of really important things.
257
00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:28,492
- That?
- Cleaned.
258
00:12:28,525 --> 00:12:31,294
- Mm.
- I did my taxes.
259
00:12:31,328 --> 00:12:33,463
- I did...
- You watched TV all day.
260
00:12:33,497 --> 00:12:35,665
Yeah, that's all I did.
261
00:12:35,699 --> 00:12:37,068
Bear.
262
00:12:37,101 --> 00:12:38,702
Yeah.
263
00:12:40,804 --> 00:12:42,606
So, uh, I was thinking...
264
00:12:42,639 --> 00:12:44,051
Got a card for the shots?
265
00:12:44,075 --> 00:12:45,642
Uh, yes.
266
00:12:45,675 --> 00:12:46,743
I got it.
267
00:12:46,777 --> 00:12:48,311
Okay, fine. Yes.
268
00:12:48,345 --> 00:12:50,647
You can... But I think...
269
00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,349
- Ah.
- I said I got it.
270
00:12:52,382 --> 00:12:54,484
Yeah, you got to be quicker than that.
271
00:12:55,086 --> 00:12:56,319
Thank you.
272
00:12:56,353 --> 00:12:57,754
You're welcome.
273
00:12:58,922 --> 00:13:00,657
Uh...
274
00:13:01,491 --> 00:13:03,060
Anyway, um...
275
00:13:03,094 --> 00:13:05,105
- I went to the store...
- Open or closed?
276
00:13:05,129 --> 00:13:07,364
Oh. Open, babe.
277
00:13:09,033 --> 00:13:10,433
I was just trying to say that I...
278
00:13:10,467 --> 00:13:11,744
you said you dropped your necklace...
279
00:13:11,768 --> 00:13:13,703
Guys, Sarah just told me
that her dad keeps a gun
280
00:13:13,737 --> 00:13:15,672
- in the break room safe.
- Wow.
281
00:13:15,705 --> 00:13:17,008
Are you serious?
282
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:18,341
Dead serious.
283
00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:19,543
I feel like he, like,
284
00:13:19,576 --> 00:13:20,720
should've mentioned that or something.
285
00:13:20,744 --> 00:13:22,546
Not if it's locked away.
It's fine.
286
00:13:22,579 --> 00:13:25,116
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
Um, you were saying something.
287
00:13:25,149 --> 00:13:27,118
Yeah, what were you saying?
288
00:13:27,151 --> 00:13:28,952
I was just saying,
289
00:13:28,985 --> 00:13:31,621
um, I... I'll just...
I'll tell you later.
290
00:13:31,655 --> 00:13:33,356
It's fine. I-I got...
I went to this...
291
00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:35,692
Didn't realize we were all
taking a field trip to the bar.
292
00:13:35,725 --> 00:13:37,460
- Ooh la la.
- All right.
293
00:13:37,494 --> 00:13:40,131
- To... Okay.
- Fine, yeah.
294
00:13:40,164 --> 00:13:42,465
What are we cheers-ing to?
295
00:13:42,499 --> 00:13:43,967
To Sandy.
296
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,711
- Thanks for coming out tonight.
- NIKKI and IAN: Oh.
297
00:13:45,735 --> 00:13:47,713
- It is trivia time.
- Mm-mm. All right.
298
00:13:47,737 --> 00:13:49,916
- And as always...
- Let's get these fuckers, huh?
299
00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:51,942
All right. Yeah, I'm looking at you, bitch.
300
00:13:51,975 --> 00:13:54,045
- Here we go.
- Will win a $100 Visa.
301
00:13:54,078 --> 00:13:56,813
Why to Sandy?
302
00:13:56,847 --> 00:13:58,825
- She died.
- And tonight's theme is going to be...
303
00:13:58,849 --> 00:14:00,951
- What?
- Early film trivia.
304
00:14:00,984 --> 00:14:02,485
Sandy died.
305
00:14:02,519 --> 00:14:03,830
Okay, this first one's a two-parter...
306
00:14:03,854 --> 00:14:05,388
- What?
- Yeah.
307
00:14:05,422 --> 00:14:07,134
And you have to
answer both. Here we go.
308
00:14:07,158 --> 00:14:08,658
Really?
309
00:14:08,692 --> 00:14:10,794
This animated film features a blue genie
310
00:14:10,827 --> 00:14:12,505
- that can grant three wishes.
- Bear, I'm so sorry.
311
00:14:12,529 --> 00:14:13,730
Oh, it's okay.
312
00:14:13,763 --> 00:14:15,532
What is the name of this movie...?
313
00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:16,742
Guys, settle down.
314
00:14:16,766 --> 00:14:18,135
- Bear.
- Settle down.
315
00:14:18,169 --> 00:14:19,603
Okay, okay, guys...
316
00:14:19,636 --> 00:14:21,148
Come on, douche bags.
We're going to Greedo's.
317
00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:23,740
No, please.
I just want to go home.
318
00:14:23,773 --> 00:14:25,542
You're saying no to karaoke?
319
00:14:25,575 --> 00:14:28,179
I'm saying no to bad singers
and sticky tabletops
320
00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:30,447
when I just want to go home and sleep.
321
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:31,624
All right, so who's gonna dance
322
00:14:31,648 --> 00:14:32,825
when I "Slim Shady" the whole joint?
323
00:14:32,849 --> 00:14:34,517
"Who's gonna dance when I
324
00:14:34,551 --> 00:14:35,895
'Slim Shady' the whole joint?"
325
00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:37,888
Wait, Ian, let's do a duet.
326
00:14:37,921 --> 00:14:39,498
- Fuck that.
- High School Musical?
327
00:14:39,522 --> 00:14:41,825
Sarah will sing. Give me a G.
328
00:14:41,858 --> 00:14:43,693
♪ Ah. ♪
329
00:14:43,727 --> 00:14:44,928
What the fuck was that?
330
00:14:44,961 --> 00:14:46,930
- No, Sarah sucks.
- Shut the fuck up.
331
00:14:46,963 --> 00:14:48,841
- Can you just please take me home?
- Bro.
332
00:14:48,865 --> 00:14:50,476
- I just want to go to bed.
- Nikki...
333
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,744
I had a long day.
I don't want to go
334
00:14:51,768 --> 00:14:53,046
to the next fucking bar with you guys.
335
00:14:53,070 --> 00:14:54,905
My car's headed to Greedo's, Nikki.
336
00:14:54,938 --> 00:14:56,049
- We could drop her off on the way.
- Come on!
337
00:14:56,073 --> 00:14:57,641
I could take you home.
338
00:14:57,674 --> 00:14:59,186
You're a real piece of work, man.
339
00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:00,644
- Thank you.
- Bear.
340
00:15:00,677 --> 00:15:02,646
- No, Bear, you have to come.
- Fuck that.
341
00:15:02,679 --> 00:15:04,048
- I'm too tired.
- Fuck you.
342
00:15:04,081 --> 00:15:05,116
Does anybody have cash?
343
00:15:05,149 --> 00:15:07,051
Uh, I think I have a 20.
344
00:15:07,084 --> 00:15:08,185
Oh, you're an angel.
345
00:15:08,219 --> 00:15:09,452
- Okay.
- I'll pay you back!
346
00:15:09,486 --> 00:15:10,820
You can't have it.
347
00:15:10,854 --> 00:15:12,199
Great, just bought a guy's
heroin for the week.
348
00:15:12,223 --> 00:15:13,890
You would know the street price.
349
00:15:13,924 --> 00:15:15,235
♪ You don't know love
till you meet another one ♪
350
00:15:15,259 --> 00:15:16,860
♪ Show you how to grow up ♪
351
00:15:16,893 --> 00:15:19,239
♪ 'Cause you know there's
no need to be someone ♪
352
00:15:22,099 --> 00:15:24,235
♪ Feeling so numb
when I need somebody ♪
353
00:15:24,268 --> 00:15:25,945
♪ Even though it's not funny ♪
354
00:15:25,969 --> 00:15:28,505
♪ Do you know what it's like
to need, need... ♪
355
00:15:28,538 --> 00:15:29,639
All right, Bear, you ready?
356
00:15:29,673 --> 00:15:31,008
- Good night, guys.
- Okay.
357
00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:32,509
Jesus, Ian.
358
00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:33,944
- Bye.
- Get home safe, okay?
359
00:15:33,977 --> 00:15:35,688
- God, you're so fucking annoying, you...
- Ian.
360
00:15:35,712 --> 00:15:37,081
Get your girl home safe.
361
00:15:37,114 --> 00:15:38,515
Ew. Don't say it like that.
362
00:15:38,548 --> 00:15:40,017
See you later, Bear.
363
00:15:40,051 --> 00:15:41,861
All right, Bear,
let's get the fuck out of here.
364
00:15:41,885 --> 00:15:43,629
- All right. Let's go.
- Fuck these losers.
365
00:15:43,653 --> 00:15:44,955
Let's go get fucked up.
366
00:15:44,988 --> 00:15:46,532
- Yeah, Bear, fuck you.
- Let's go.
367
00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:50,860
Sorry about your cat, Baron.
368
00:15:50,894 --> 00:15:52,529
It's okay.
369
00:15:54,131 --> 00:15:57,068
Well, it's not, but...
370
00:15:58,868 --> 00:16:01,504
I don't think it's,
like, hit me yet.
371
00:16:03,707 --> 00:16:06,210
You know you can always
call me when it does.
372
00:16:06,243 --> 00:16:07,677
I know.
373
00:16:12,749 --> 00:16:16,886
It's gonna be weird
not seeing you every day.
374
00:16:17,821 --> 00:16:20,091
Just, I'm not happy there.
375
00:16:22,892 --> 00:16:25,262
I mean, it's just a job, Nikki.
376
00:16:25,296 --> 00:16:27,597
Yeah, well, I want to write.
377
00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:29,599
- I mean, you are.
- No, I...
378
00:16:29,632 --> 00:16:31,011
I feel like I need a big life change.
379
00:16:31,035 --> 00:16:32,969
I'm not feeling love,
and I want to feel love
380
00:16:33,004 --> 00:16:35,505
if I want to bring the story to life.
381
00:16:36,307 --> 00:16:38,608
Love?
382
00:16:38,641 --> 00:16:40,077
So it's a romance.
383
00:16:40,111 --> 00:16:42,879
No, it's not a romance.
It's a love story.
384
00:16:42,912 --> 00:16:45,715
Isn't that the same thing?
385
00:16:51,755 --> 00:16:53,157
You know, you're the only person
386
00:16:53,190 --> 00:16:56,726
that I get to really
talk to about this stuff.
387
00:17:01,631 --> 00:17:03,067
You are, too.
388
00:17:04,701 --> 00:17:06,037
Especially at work.
389
00:17:06,736 --> 00:17:09,639
You're not a complete brick wall.
390
00:17:16,946 --> 00:17:19,316
Oh. Um, don't let me forget.
391
00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:22,552
I-I... I got you something.
392
00:17:24,255 --> 00:17:25,356
What?
393
00:17:25,389 --> 00:17:26,723
You'll see.
394
00:17:26,756 --> 00:17:28,758
Ew. No. That...
395
00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:30,660
Why does that make me nervous?
396
00:17:30,693 --> 00:17:32,896
I don't know.
397
00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:36,566
That's an odd reaction.
398
00:17:54,285 --> 00:17:57,987
You know, Sarah was asking
about you all day today.
399
00:17:59,989 --> 00:18:02,859
How do you feel about that?
400
00:18:02,892 --> 00:18:06,063
You're asking if I have
feelings for Sarah?
401
00:18:06,097 --> 00:18:09,266
I'm asking how you feel about Sarah,
402
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,901
and if how you feel about her
is having a crush on her,
403
00:18:11,935 --> 00:18:14,171
then that would be
how you feel about her.
404
00:18:14,205 --> 00:18:17,007
I like her as a friend.
405
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:18,775
God. I figured.
406
00:18:18,808 --> 00:18:20,377
She's so fucking obvious.
407
00:18:20,411 --> 00:18:22,113
Yeah, she is.
408
00:18:22,146 --> 00:18:25,815
When I have a crush on a guy,
no one knows.
409
00:18:27,884 --> 00:18:29,953
Good night.
410
00:18:31,122 --> 00:18:33,023
Nikki, wait.
411
00:18:34,724 --> 00:18:35,825
What?
412
00:18:35,859 --> 00:18:38,028
I was gonna ask you, um...
413
00:18:39,696 --> 00:18:41,298
Uh...
414
00:18:41,332 --> 00:18:43,100
I-I lost my train of thought.
415
00:18:43,134 --> 00:18:45,069
- Good night.
- Good night.
416
00:18:45,102 --> 00:18:46,003
Wa... Oh.
417
00:18:46,036 --> 00:18:49,672
Hey, do you remember
in Mr. Lando's class
418
00:18:49,706 --> 00:18:51,941
when, uh, I forgot my mouthpiece
419
00:18:51,975 --> 00:18:55,079
and he was, like, in
a really pissy mood that day
420
00:18:55,112 --> 00:18:57,181
and you told me you had an extra one?
421
00:18:57,214 --> 00:18:59,916
And then you gave me yours,
but, like...
422
00:18:59,949 --> 00:19:01,352
Bear, Lando liked me.
423
00:19:01,385 --> 00:19:03,354
You were on thin ice, okay?
424
00:19:03,387 --> 00:19:05,055
Good night.
425
00:19:05,722 --> 00:19:08,892
Good night,
Freaky Nikki.
426
00:19:10,094 --> 00:19:12,429
Ew. Don't call me that.
427
00:19:12,463 --> 00:19:14,165
I know. I was kidding.
428
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:18,902
- You know I don't like that.
- Sorry.
429
00:19:18,935 --> 00:19:20,670
I know. I'm sorry.
430
00:19:23,773 --> 00:19:25,242
Do you like me?
431
00:19:27,077 --> 00:19:28,345
What?
432
00:19:28,379 --> 00:19:31,681
'Cause if you do,
now is the time to tell me.
433
00:19:37,421 --> 00:19:39,390
I...
434
00:19:39,423 --> 00:19:42,926
I think we're good friends.
435
00:19:44,061 --> 00:19:45,695
Okay.
436
00:19:47,264 --> 00:19:49,899
Good. Good night.
437
00:19:49,933 --> 00:19:51,468
Oh, fuck.
438
00:19:51,502 --> 00:19:53,270
Why?
439
00:19:53,304 --> 00:19:56,806
What the fuck?
440
00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:04,448
Okay.
441
00:20:09,486 --> 00:20:10,987
"One Wish Willow.
442
00:20:11,021 --> 00:20:13,856
Amaze your friends.
You only get one wish."
443
00:20:29,406 --> 00:20:30,974
I wish Nikki Freeman loved me
444
00:20:31,008 --> 00:20:33,177
more than anyone in the fucking world.
445
00:20:53,097 --> 00:20:55,765
What the fuck?
446
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,269
Oh, shit.
447
00:21:00,437 --> 00:21:02,139
Um, hey.
448
00:21:02,172 --> 00:21:03,973
Uh, I just had to pull up directions.
449
00:21:04,008 --> 00:21:06,010
You said you had something for me?
450
00:21:08,445 --> 00:21:10,514
Um...
451
00:21:10,547 --> 00:21:11,548
Yeah.
452
00:21:11,582 --> 00:21:14,418
Uh, I-I left it at home.
453
00:21:14,451 --> 00:21:16,020
Okay.
454
00:21:21,425 --> 00:21:25,162
Um, I can bring it to work tomorrow.
455
00:21:25,195 --> 00:21:26,996
Oh, okay.
456
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,900
Okay. Good night.
457
00:21:30,933 --> 00:21:33,170
Maybe you want to come inside?
458
00:21:33,203 --> 00:21:36,173
I mean, I did just lose my cat, Bear.
459
00:21:39,009 --> 00:21:40,843
You lost your cat?
460
00:21:42,513 --> 00:21:43,913
Oh, wait.
461
00:21:43,946 --> 00:21:47,318
Uh, I mean...
I mean you lost your cat.
462
00:21:48,352 --> 00:21:50,421
I'm so sorry.
463
00:21:50,454 --> 00:21:52,889
I'm so sorry for your loss.
464
00:21:53,956 --> 00:21:55,858
Do you... Should we...
465
00:21:55,892 --> 00:21:58,162
Do you want to come inside or...?
466
00:22:06,270 --> 00:22:08,072
Nikki...
467
00:22:08,105 --> 00:22:09,606
are you okay?
468
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,208
Are you okay?
469
00:22:12,476 --> 00:22:15,978
Am I okay because of the cat?
470
00:22:17,947 --> 00:22:19,216
Yeah.
471
00:22:19,249 --> 00:22:21,085
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Why don't you come inside,
472
00:22:21,118 --> 00:22:25,122
and we can have some drinks
and talk about your cat.
473
00:22:26,190 --> 00:22:27,491
Yeah.
474
00:22:27,524 --> 00:22:30,094
I'm sorry. Yeah.
475
00:22:30,127 --> 00:22:33,163
Nikki, I'm confused.
476
00:22:34,264 --> 00:22:35,932
- I think you're drunk.
- No!
477
00:22:35,965 --> 00:22:37,634
I'm not act...
478
00:22:37,668 --> 00:22:39,236
Wait, what the fuck?
479
00:22:39,269 --> 00:22:42,005
Nikki, what the fuck?
Are you okay?
480
00:22:42,039 --> 00:22:44,274
I'm acting so weird.
481
00:22:44,308 --> 00:22:47,244
This is so weird.
482
00:22:47,277 --> 00:22:50,414
What the fuck?
483
00:22:50,447 --> 00:22:51,515
No.
484
00:22:51,548 --> 00:22:53,450
- Why are you...
- No. No.
485
00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:58,921
- What are you do...
- Come on.
486
00:22:58,955 --> 00:23:01,592
- Come on. Come on.
- What the fuck?
487
00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:04,161
Actually, no.
488
00:23:06,663 --> 00:23:09,566
What are you doing?
489
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,035
I know what you're trying to do.
490
00:23:14,538 --> 00:23:17,274
What the fuck?
491
00:23:19,510 --> 00:23:22,179
Nikki, no.
Why are you getting in my car?
492
00:23:22,212 --> 00:23:23,580
Let's go to your place.
493
00:23:23,614 --> 00:23:26,049
You are honestly freaking me out.
494
00:23:27,718 --> 00:23:29,286
Oh...
495
00:23:29,319 --> 00:23:30,521
God, no.
496
00:23:30,554 --> 00:23:33,223
I have never seen you
act like this before.
497
00:23:33,257 --> 00:23:35,392
What the fuck is wrong with you?
498
00:23:35,426 --> 00:23:37,428
I must be...
499
00:23:37,461 --> 00:23:39,296
pretty fucked up.
500
00:23:39,329 --> 00:23:43,966
Yes, I know, which is why
I think you should go home...
501
00:23:45,469 --> 00:23:48,539
and we'll pick this up tomorrow.
502
00:23:52,543 --> 00:23:54,411
Can't do that.
503
00:23:56,013 --> 00:23:57,314
Uh...
504
00:23:57,347 --> 00:23:59,982
I just don't know
if I can be alone right now.
505
00:24:04,755 --> 00:24:06,356
Why?
506
00:24:06,390 --> 00:24:08,392
My dad's dying.
507
00:24:13,630 --> 00:24:15,732
Nikki, no.
508
00:24:16,366 --> 00:24:18,769
- I'm so sorry.
- I just took one step
509
00:24:18,802 --> 00:24:21,205
inside my house, and I couldn't.
510
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,015
Can we go, please?
511
00:24:33,584 --> 00:24:35,352
Where do you want to go?
512
00:24:42,626 --> 00:24:44,795
Wow.
513
00:24:44,828 --> 00:24:46,530
Yep.
514
00:24:46,563 --> 00:24:48,432
This is it.
515
00:24:48,465 --> 00:24:50,434
It's, uh...
516
00:24:50,467 --> 00:24:53,670
It's bigger than your last place.
517
00:24:53,704 --> 00:24:55,506
Yeah. Um, it was Grandma's.
518
00:24:55,539 --> 00:24:58,275
I got to keep it.
519
00:25:00,277 --> 00:25:02,779
Oh, my God.
520
00:25:13,857 --> 00:25:16,560
It smells like you.
521
00:25:18,095 --> 00:25:20,130
What do you mean?
Does it smell bad?
522
00:25:20,163 --> 00:25:22,733
No. No, just you.
523
00:25:22,766 --> 00:25:24,501
It's nice.
524
00:25:27,170 --> 00:25:29,206
I like it here.
525
00:25:30,707 --> 00:25:33,343
Let me know if you need,
like, water or towels
526
00:25:33,377 --> 00:25:36,246
or, I don't know,
Advil or something, okay?
527
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,215
- I'm sorry I was weird earlier.
- No.
528
00:25:38,248 --> 00:25:39,716
No need to apologize.
529
00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:41,685
Just, um...
530
00:25:41,718 --> 00:25:45,122
take all the space or time that you need.
531
00:25:45,756 --> 00:25:47,190
Okay?
532
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,594
Good night.
533
00:25:53,196 --> 00:25:54,698
Wait.
534
00:25:57,834 --> 00:25:59,269
Yeah?
535
00:25:59,303 --> 00:26:01,338
Can you sleep with me?
536
00:26:04,441 --> 00:26:05,375
Please?
537
00:26:05,409 --> 00:26:06,843
- Um...
- Please. I just...
538
00:26:06,877 --> 00:26:09,580
I'll get in my head all night
and stare at the ceiling.
539
00:26:11,882 --> 00:26:13,450
Please?
540
00:26:13,483 --> 00:26:15,218
Y-Yeah.
541
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,654
Yeah.
542
00:26:44,348 --> 00:26:46,283
Are you okay?
543
00:26:47,351 --> 00:26:49,620
Given the circumstances, yeah.
544
00:27:05,402 --> 00:27:07,638
♪ I just want to make you cry ♪
545
00:27:10,474 --> 00:27:14,244
♪ For all those times you made me cry ♪
546
00:27:14,277 --> 00:27:15,646
God, I needed this.
547
00:27:15,679 --> 00:27:17,948
♪ For all those times we used to know ♪
548
00:27:17,981 --> 00:27:19,516
Really?
549
00:27:19,549 --> 00:27:20,884
Yeah.
550
00:27:20,917 --> 00:27:22,619
♪ On those television shows ♪
551
00:27:22,653 --> 00:27:24,354
Why?
552
00:27:26,690 --> 00:27:28,225
Uh...
553
00:27:32,696 --> 00:27:35,365
I'm really sorry about your cat, Bear.
554
00:27:36,299 --> 00:27:39,569
I... I think you got me beat on that one.
555
00:27:46,977 --> 00:27:49,513
♪ I'm having tele-visions ♪
556
00:27:49,546 --> 00:27:51,248
Wait.
557
00:27:52,349 --> 00:27:55,385
♪ I'm having tele-visions. ♪
558
00:28:12,936 --> 00:28:14,237
What the fuck?
559
00:28:14,271 --> 00:28:15,605
What the fuck?! What the fuck?!
560
00:28:15,639 --> 00:28:17,674
- What? What? What?
- Oh, my God.
561
00:28:17,708 --> 00:28:19,576
- I'm so sorry.
- You kissed me.
562
00:28:19,609 --> 00:28:21,311
I know. I-I...
I thought I saw something.
563
00:28:21,344 --> 00:28:22,722
- What the fuck was that?
- I don't know.
564
00:28:22,746 --> 00:28:24,681
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, no, no.
565
00:28:24,715 --> 00:28:26,726
- Nikki, what the fuck was that?
- I don't know. I just...
566
00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:28,585
Can we... Can we sleep?
567
00:28:29,820 --> 00:28:31,022
I'm sorry.
568
00:28:31,055 --> 00:28:33,323
You don't have to be sorry.
Just...
569
00:28:33,356 --> 00:28:35,559
Shit, you made me feel like
I did something
570
00:28:35,592 --> 00:28:36,960
- you didn't like.
- No.
571
00:28:36,993 --> 00:28:38,595
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just...
572
00:28:38,628 --> 00:28:40,297
- I thought I saw something.
- Oh, my God.
573
00:28:40,330 --> 00:28:41,641
- You scared the shit out of me.
- It was a panic attack.
574
00:28:41,665 --> 00:28:42,866
What?
575
00:28:42,899 --> 00:28:44,634
It was a panic attack.
576
00:28:46,737 --> 00:28:48,472
- Really?
- Yeah.
577
00:28:49,639 --> 00:28:53,343
I'm just so lost.
578
00:29:01,384 --> 00:29:02,819
It's okay.
579
00:30:13,523 --> 00:30:15,425
What were you doing?
580
00:30:16,726 --> 00:30:18,895
I-I was just going to the bathroom.
581
00:30:20,931 --> 00:30:22,732
Can you lay with me?
582
00:30:25,902 --> 00:30:28,438
I don't know, Nikki.
583
00:30:28,471 --> 00:30:29,973
Please?
584
00:31:25,096 --> 00:31:27,464
Oh, no.
585
00:31:27,497 --> 00:31:28,932
No, you're supposed to like it.
586
00:31:28,965 --> 00:31:30,600
Nikki, you...
587
00:31:30,634 --> 00:31:32,669
It's a memorial. I...
588
00:31:34,905 --> 00:31:36,940
No, it's fucked up.
589
00:31:37,707 --> 00:31:40,744
Well, I don't know if it's fucked, Bear.
590
00:31:40,777 --> 00:31:42,612
No, it is.
591
00:31:45,182 --> 00:31:47,517
Is that good?
592
00:31:47,550 --> 00:31:48,985
Why would that be good?
593
00:31:55,759 --> 00:31:57,128
- Oh, Nikki.
- What?
594
00:31:57,161 --> 00:31:58,971
Show me the plug-in keyboard
that isn't working,
595
00:31:58,995 --> 00:32:00,740
'cause I don't want to give
some Karen an excuse to...
596
00:32:00,764 --> 00:32:02,199
- Carter. Don't say "Karen."
- What?
597
00:32:02,233 --> 00:32:04,567
No, but isn't that someone that says no?
598
00:32:04,601 --> 00:32:06,536
No, Carter.
You can't say that.
599
00:32:06,569 --> 00:32:08,081
- Oh. Why?
- There's people inside.
600
00:32:08,105 --> 00:32:10,107
- Just... Okay, let's go.
- Yes.
601
00:32:10,141 --> 00:32:12,143
Go. Go.
602
00:32:12,176 --> 00:32:13,576
Okay. Okay.
603
00:32:13,610 --> 00:32:14,811
What the fuck?
604
00:32:14,844 --> 00:32:15,779
What the fuck happened last night?
605
00:32:15,812 --> 00:32:17,081
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
606
00:32:17,114 --> 00:32:18,682
You're not gonna believe
607
00:32:18,715 --> 00:32:21,551
the crazy fucking night
that I just had, dude.
608
00:32:21,584 --> 00:32:24,155
- You fucked Nikki, you dog.
- No. No.
609
00:32:24,188 --> 00:32:26,266
- What did you say to her?
- No, I didn't fuck her, dude.
610
00:32:26,290 --> 00:32:27,691
I just saw you come in together.
611
00:32:27,724 --> 00:32:29,136
- Yeah, well...
- Did she sleep over?
612
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:30,560
By the way, you got to clock in.
613
00:32:30,593 --> 00:32:32,263
- Ian.
- What-what are you afraid of?
614
00:32:32,296 --> 00:32:34,464
Sarah?
615
00:32:36,566 --> 00:32:38,269
Just pretend like we're... Laugh.
616
00:32:40,137 --> 00:32:41,571
Yeah.
617
00:32:41,604 --> 00:32:43,573
I think Nikki is going through something.
618
00:32:43,606 --> 00:32:44,874
- What?
- I don't know, dude.
619
00:32:44,908 --> 00:32:46,509
She was acting super fucking weird.
620
00:32:46,543 --> 00:32:48,112
Like, she would, like...
621
00:32:48,145 --> 00:32:49,913
Like, what? Is she okay?
622
00:32:49,946 --> 00:32:50,981
No.
623
00:32:51,015 --> 00:32:53,117
- Did she tell you what's wrong?
- Like, sort of,
624
00:32:53,150 --> 00:32:55,052
but I think there's more.
625
00:32:56,253 --> 00:32:58,122
Well, what the fuck is it?
626
00:32:58,755 --> 00:33:01,058
- I'm gonna let her tell you.
- Don't fucking bring it up
627
00:33:01,092 --> 00:33:02,592
and then don't tell me,
628
00:33:02,625 --> 00:33:04,345
- you fucking asshole.
- Her dad has cancer.
629
00:33:07,198 --> 00:33:09,266
- Really?
- That's what she told me.
630
00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:11,601
Her dad in Washington
that she doesn't care about?
631
00:33:11,634 --> 00:33:14,071
It still hurts, I guess.
I don't know.
632
00:33:14,105 --> 00:33:15,815
- Yeah. Yeah.
- But I think it's more than that.
633
00:33:15,839 --> 00:33:17,174
Like, I think she's having, like,
634
00:33:17,208 --> 00:33:18,575
a mental breakdown or something.
635
00:33:18,608 --> 00:33:19,885
Like, she would, like,
freak out,
636
00:33:19,909 --> 00:33:21,778
and then she would, like,
snap back to happy.
637
00:33:21,811 --> 00:33:23,780
What the fuck?
Are-are you joking?
638
00:33:23,813 --> 00:33:25,192
She started kissing me and then crying.
639
00:33:25,216 --> 00:33:26,716
It was really fucking weird.
640
00:33:26,750 --> 00:33:29,652
Uh, so you told her
how you felt, and then...
641
00:33:30,287 --> 00:33:31,654
I didn't tell her.
642
00:33:32,323 --> 00:33:33,623
What?
643
00:33:33,656 --> 00:33:34,891
- I didn't tell her.
- You...
644
00:33:34,924 --> 00:33:36,602
- Sh-She was kissing you?
- That's what I'm saying.
645
00:33:36,626 --> 00:33:38,995
And how exactly does that
make fucking sense?
646
00:33:39,030 --> 00:33:41,931
I don't know, dude.
I think she needs serious help.
647
00:33:41,965 --> 00:33:43,800
And sh... and she was crying?
648
00:33:43,833 --> 00:33:46,870
Yes, and then she would, like,
snap back to normal.
649
00:33:46,903 --> 00:33:49,140
It was terrifying.
It was, like, psychotic.
650
00:33:49,173 --> 00:33:51,084
I don't know. And then...
and then she wanted me to, like,
651
00:33:51,108 --> 00:33:52,176
cuddle and sleep with her.
652
00:33:52,209 --> 00:33:53,910
- Did you?
- No.
653
00:33:53,943 --> 00:33:55,688
- 'Cause that'd be fucked up if you did, bro.
- I didn't.
654
00:33:55,712 --> 00:33:56,722
- I was sleeping on the fucking floor.
- Don't fuck with me.
655
00:33:56,746 --> 00:33:58,948
She was freaking me out.
656
00:33:58,982 --> 00:34:00,583
You think she was on Molly again?
657
00:34:00,617 --> 00:34:02,819
I mean, I don't think...
658
00:34:06,823 --> 00:34:08,059
- Maybe.
- Yeah, dude.
659
00:34:08,092 --> 00:34:11,262
It sounds like she was on fucking Molly.
660
00:34:11,295 --> 00:34:13,596
Yeah, maybe.
661
00:34:13,630 --> 00:34:14,840
- I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Wait, wait.
662
00:34:14,864 --> 00:34:16,699
Is she still looking?
663
00:34:19,669 --> 00:34:21,338
Yep, totally. She's looking.
664
00:34:21,372 --> 00:34:22,806
- Don't be weird.
- Can you just
665
00:34:22,839 --> 00:34:24,251
chill the fuck out and clock the fuck in?
666
00:34:24,275 --> 00:34:26,086
Baron, I'm gonna
need you to play "Moon River"
667
00:34:26,110 --> 00:34:27,753
- on the piano for that...
- Hey, Bear.
668
00:34:27,777 --> 00:34:28,821
14-year-old shit brick in keyboards.
669
00:34:28,845 --> 00:34:30,247
Hey, Bear.
670
00:34:30,281 --> 00:34:31,857
Sarah, honey,
will you stock up percussion?
671
00:34:31,881 --> 00:34:33,683
All right, come on, guys.
Big day today.
672
00:34:33,716 --> 00:34:35,152
We're gonna have a rush.
673
00:34:36,820 --> 00:34:38,222
Okay.
674
00:34:38,255 --> 00:34:39,698
Dude, I need a fucking
drink after that shit.
675
00:34:39,722 --> 00:34:41,058
That was insane.
676
00:34:41,092 --> 00:34:42,835
- Told you.
- I'm pouring myself a...
677
00:34:42,859 --> 00:34:44,371
I'm calling it a night.
678
00:34:44,395 --> 00:34:45,862
- Um...
- Have a good one.
679
00:34:45,895 --> 00:34:47,174
- Thank you.
- See ya.
680
00:34:47,198 --> 00:34:48,832
- Get home safe. Bye.
- Uh, Nikki,
681
00:34:48,865 --> 00:34:51,102
I don't know
if I can take you home today.
682
00:34:51,135 --> 00:34:53,370
I know.
I'm just grabbing my purse.
683
00:34:53,404 --> 00:34:54,838
Oh.
684
00:34:54,871 --> 00:34:56,040
Ready?
685
00:34:56,073 --> 00:34:57,607
Yep.
686
00:34:58,275 --> 00:35:00,743
Uh, excuse me.
687
00:35:04,381 --> 00:35:06,117
- Are you gonna take her?
- Yeah.
688
00:35:06,150 --> 00:35:07,418
I'm gonna take her.
689
00:35:07,451 --> 00:35:09,053
- Okay.
- Good.
690
00:35:09,086 --> 00:35:10,753
Trust me.
691
00:35:11,754 --> 00:35:12,856
Bye, guys.
692
00:35:12,889 --> 00:35:14,724
See ya.
693
00:35:16,293 --> 00:35:18,795
I looked at, like,
three different websites,
694
00:35:18,828 --> 00:35:20,273
- and, like...
- IAN Yeah.
695
00:35:20,297 --> 00:35:21,764
I think she was...
696
00:35:21,798 --> 00:35:24,000
- Yeah.
- Did you talk to her?
697
00:35:24,034 --> 00:35:25,935
- Yeah, I did.
- What did she say?
698
00:35:25,969 --> 00:35:28,671
Uh, sh-she's... she's good.
699
00:35:28,705 --> 00:35:30,007
Everything's good.
700
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,309
She wasn't, like,
looking at you or anything.
701
00:35:32,343 --> 00:35:34,844
She was staring at me, and...
702
00:35:34,878 --> 00:35:37,047
Maybe, but I-I was just talking to her.
703
00:35:37,081 --> 00:35:38,948
She was looking at both of us.
704
00:35:38,982 --> 00:35:41,418
It looked like we were talking about her,
705
00:35:41,452 --> 00:35:42,886
so that explains it.
706
00:35:42,919 --> 00:35:44,155
You guys walked in together.
707
00:35:44,188 --> 00:35:45,764
- I'm gonna just call her.
- Uh, maybe don't.
708
00:35:45,788 --> 00:35:47,100
Don't do that.
709
00:35:47,124 --> 00:35:48,168
'Cause, you know,
we're just... we're chatting.
710
00:35:48,192 --> 00:35:49,093
- Just...
- Hold on.
711
00:35:49,126 --> 00:35:50,437
It sounds like you're gonna talk to her.
712
00:35:50,461 --> 00:35:52,129
Bear...
713
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,336
- Hey, Bear.
- Oh.
714
00:35:59,370 --> 00:36:00,870
- Hey.
- I had to shower,
715
00:36:00,904 --> 00:36:02,906
and I didn't know what to wear.
716
00:36:03,740 --> 00:36:05,342
For what?
717
00:36:05,975 --> 00:36:08,279
So, I'm really sorry
about last night. I, um...
718
00:36:08,312 --> 00:36:10,281
No. Ian told me you were freaked out.
719
00:36:10,314 --> 00:36:14,051
I'm just glad I could be there, I guess.
720
00:36:14,084 --> 00:36:18,788
Yeah, um, so I probably
shouldn't have taken anything.
721
00:36:22,259 --> 00:36:24,128
So...
722
00:36:24,161 --> 00:36:26,896
I was on MDMA.
723
00:36:27,565 --> 00:36:30,767
- Right.
- And... wasted.
724
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,735
That's okay.
725
00:36:33,803 --> 00:36:35,772
Do you...
726
00:36:35,805 --> 00:36:38,475
remember...
727
00:36:38,509 --> 00:36:40,177
stuff?
728
00:36:41,011 --> 00:36:43,280
Some of it. I mean...
729
00:36:43,314 --> 00:36:46,483
So, if I was weird, that's why,
and my dad made me a mess,
730
00:36:46,517 --> 00:36:48,861
and so I did things I probably
wouldn't have done otherwise.
731
00:36:48,885 --> 00:36:50,796
And I'm not saying
that you took advantage of me.
732
00:36:50,820 --> 00:36:53,324
Nikki, I didn't know you were on drugs.
733
00:36:53,357 --> 00:36:55,035
That's what I'm saying.
I'm not saying that.
734
00:36:55,059 --> 00:36:57,261
- Not saying what?
- You took advantage of me.
735
00:36:57,294 --> 00:36:59,230
I don't think... I didn't.
736
00:36:59,263 --> 00:37:00,231
I know. That's why...
737
00:37:00,264 --> 00:37:02,333
- I'm saying you didn't.
- Okay.
738
00:37:02,366 --> 00:37:03,933
Good.
739
00:37:03,967 --> 00:37:08,239
I just, um, don't like to...
740
00:37:09,406 --> 00:37:10,907
I really like what we have,
741
00:37:10,940 --> 00:37:12,552
and I want to be honest
about some things,
742
00:37:12,576 --> 00:37:14,844
and it's really important for me.
743
00:37:14,877 --> 00:37:17,947
It's okay.
Um, you know, I-I get it.
744
00:37:19,116 --> 00:37:20,783
I get it.
745
00:37:22,019 --> 00:37:24,255
I know you like me, Bear.
746
00:37:31,861 --> 00:37:33,763
No, I...
747
00:37:34,565 --> 00:37:36,766
Why? Do you like me?
748
00:37:40,004 --> 00:37:42,772
Would it freak you out if I said yes?
749
00:37:50,047 --> 00:37:52,449
How long have you felt that way?
750
00:37:52,483 --> 00:37:54,351
It's just happened over time.
751
00:37:54,385 --> 00:37:56,986
Started during Christmas, and...
752
00:37:57,021 --> 00:37:58,555
I don't know, it just...
753
00:37:58,589 --> 00:38:01,191
Then, last night,
I saw what we could...
754
00:38:07,197 --> 00:38:09,166
Do you have feelings for me?
755
00:38:18,242 --> 00:38:19,942
Yeah, I do.
756
00:39:11,128 --> 00:39:13,896
And I wrote, "In a band,"
and then she made me change it.
757
00:39:13,930 --> 00:39:15,299
- Yeah.
- Bitch.
758
00:39:15,332 --> 00:39:17,267
And then you leaned in,
and you whispered...
759
00:39:17,301 --> 00:39:19,436
"I'll be in your band."
760
00:39:21,205 --> 00:39:23,140
Yeah.
761
00:39:24,608 --> 00:39:26,276
How's your dad doing?
762
00:39:27,711 --> 00:39:30,347
Can we not talk about that?
763
00:39:30,381 --> 00:39:31,881
Okay.
764
00:39:33,517 --> 00:39:35,252
Um...
765
00:39:35,285 --> 00:39:38,622
so what do you want to do?
766
00:39:38,655 --> 00:39:40,923
I mean, I never really asked.
767
00:39:40,957 --> 00:39:43,060
Well, that's not all your fault.
768
00:39:43,093 --> 00:39:45,995
I mean, I'm kind of private,
I guess.
769
00:39:46,029 --> 00:39:47,564
You guess?
770
00:39:47,598 --> 00:39:49,932
I've been told.
771
00:39:49,966 --> 00:39:51,435
- By who?
- Ian.
772
00:39:51,468 --> 00:39:53,570
You, actually.
773
00:39:53,604 --> 00:39:54,937
You told me that once.
774
00:39:54,971 --> 00:39:56,906
I did?
775
00:39:58,542 --> 00:40:01,111
You called me a closed book.
776
00:40:01,145 --> 00:40:03,280
Well, I guess the good thing
about a closed book is
777
00:40:03,313 --> 00:40:05,349
I get to read it from the start.
778
00:40:10,254 --> 00:40:12,222
Maybe a food critic or something.
779
00:40:12,256 --> 00:40:13,433
You put ketchup on your steak.
780
00:40:13,457 --> 00:40:14,701
I'll come in,
and they'll be like,
781
00:40:14,725 --> 00:40:16,293
"Hey, aren't you the food guy?"
782
00:40:16,326 --> 00:40:18,071
And I'll say, "Please,
call me Three-Bite Bailey."
783
00:40:18,095 --> 00:40:19,439
And then they will serve me
a four-course meal,
784
00:40:19,463 --> 00:40:21,331
and I'll pull out my wallet,
and they'll say,
785
00:40:21,365 --> 00:40:24,000
"No, no, no, sir, please,
tonight, on the house."
786
00:40:24,034 --> 00:40:25,169
And then I get paid.
787
00:40:25,202 --> 00:40:26,969
Is that how that goes?
788
00:40:27,004 --> 00:40:28,971
I actually don't know.
789
00:40:29,006 --> 00:40:30,973
Okay, my little food critic,
790
00:40:31,008 --> 00:40:32,185
what's the verdict on this bread?
791
00:40:32,209 --> 00:40:33,744
- This bread?
- Mm-hmm.
792
00:40:33,777 --> 00:40:35,245
Oh.
793
00:40:35,279 --> 00:40:37,181
Well...
794
00:40:39,416 --> 00:40:43,053
Hmm. Slightly stale, but the
butter makes up for that shit.
795
00:40:43,086 --> 00:40:44,764
- Profound.
- That'll be a hundred dollars.
796
00:40:44,788 --> 00:40:46,156
Well...
797
00:40:46,190 --> 00:40:48,192
Sorry.
798
00:40:49,426 --> 00:40:51,094
It's the second time he's called.
799
00:40:51,128 --> 00:40:52,396
I'll be right back.
800
00:40:53,197 --> 00:40:56,366
- What is it, dude? I'm busy.
- Oh, busy doing Nikki?
801
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,634
What do you want?
802
00:40:57,668 --> 00:41:00,337
Okay, so, um...
803
00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:02,105
What is it?
804
00:41:02,139 --> 00:41:03,483
I'm not gonna tell Sarah about this,
805
00:41:03,507 --> 00:41:06,410
because I don't want to spread drama.
806
00:41:06,443 --> 00:41:09,346
I looked into Nikki's dad having cancer,
807
00:41:09,379 --> 00:41:11,748
and he's healthy as a baby.
808
00:41:11,782 --> 00:41:14,251
He's been to work, like, every day.
809
00:41:20,324 --> 00:41:22,125
Why would she lie about that, Ian?
810
00:41:22,159 --> 00:41:23,494
I don't know. For attention.
811
00:41:23,527 --> 00:41:25,262
I called the hospital she told me about,
812
00:41:25,295 --> 00:41:27,798
and they didn't even know
who I was talking about.
813
00:41:27,831 --> 00:41:30,734
Look, you know I always
got your back on this stuff.
814
00:41:30,767 --> 00:41:35,038
Apparently, Nikki and Sarah
had a conversation about you
815
00:41:35,072 --> 00:41:36,373
that-that day you weren't in,
816
00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:39,243
and, uh, Nikki said
she just thought of you
817
00:41:39,276 --> 00:41:41,578
like her little brother or, you know,
818
00:41:41,612 --> 00:41:42,822
and she, like, friend-zoned you.
819
00:41:42,846 --> 00:41:45,048
And-and-and look,
that may suck to hear,
820
00:41:45,082 --> 00:41:46,626
but I just think you got to know because,
821
00:41:46,650 --> 00:41:49,219
I-I don't know, I think she has
some kind of ill intentions
822
00:41:49,253 --> 00:41:51,588
or something freaking mental
is going on, man.
823
00:41:51,622 --> 00:41:53,390
And maybe Sarah's jealous
and made that up,
824
00:41:53,423 --> 00:41:56,159
but, like, even if you take
that out of the equation,
825
00:41:56,193 --> 00:41:59,263
this is strange, dude.
826
00:41:59,296 --> 00:42:01,465
It's like Nikki snapped
into a different person.
827
00:42:01,498 --> 00:42:04,401
Sh-She's all of a sudden
infatuated with you.
828
00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:22,319
Everything okay?
829
00:42:28,225 --> 00:42:30,594
Nikki, do you...
830
00:42:32,563 --> 00:42:34,531
What?
831
00:42:35,666 --> 00:42:37,634
Never mind.
832
00:42:37,668 --> 00:42:40,170
I have something for you.
833
00:42:40,203 --> 00:42:42,372
- What is it?
- Um...
834
00:42:50,714 --> 00:42:52,316
What is it?
835
00:42:53,917 --> 00:42:56,219
Open it.
836
00:43:01,491 --> 00:43:04,361
It's a... it's a tiger's eye.
837
00:43:04,394 --> 00:43:06,663
- Wow.
- It was my mom's,
838
00:43:06,697 --> 00:43:08,799
and then it was mine.
839
00:43:08,832 --> 00:43:14,338
It's supposed to bring you
confidence and willpower, so...
840
00:43:14,371 --> 00:43:16,607
now you can be a food critic.
841
00:43:19,343 --> 00:43:21,144
Why are you giving it to me?
842
00:43:21,178 --> 00:43:25,182
Bear, I love you
so, so, so, so, so much.
843
00:43:25,215 --> 00:43:27,517
I don't think I could live without you.
844
00:43:31,922 --> 00:43:35,125
You love me more
than anyone in the world?
845
00:43:38,929 --> 00:43:41,498
Yes, more than anyone.
846
00:43:44,801 --> 00:43:46,370
Nikki.
847
00:43:47,504 --> 00:43:49,206
Yeah?
848
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:51,208
Does your dad really have cancer?
849
00:44:05,689 --> 00:44:07,190
No.
850
00:44:10,527 --> 00:44:12,929
No, no, no.
851
00:44:12,963 --> 00:44:14,231
What?
852
00:44:14,264 --> 00:44:16,199
No, no, no,
853
00:44:16,233 --> 00:44:18,468
- no, no, no, no, no.
- What?
854
00:44:18,502 --> 00:44:20,237
- Don't do that!
- Nikki.
855
00:44:20,270 --> 00:44:22,673
I thought we were having a nice date.
856
00:44:22,706 --> 00:44:24,550
- We-we are. We are. Sit down.
- Why does it matter?
857
00:44:24,574 --> 00:44:27,911
- I thought we were having a nice date.
- We are. We are.
858
00:44:27,944 --> 00:44:29,780
We are. We are.
859
00:44:29,813 --> 00:44:31,882
It's okay.
860
00:44:31,915 --> 00:44:34,518
We are. We are.
861
00:44:44,394 --> 00:44:46,430
Then why does it matter?
862
00:44:54,404 --> 00:44:55,806
It doesn't matter to me.
863
00:44:55,839 --> 00:44:58,442
Oh, yeah.
864
00:45:02,412 --> 00:45:05,315
Yeah. Uh-huh.
865
00:45:11,688 --> 00:45:14,391
- Oh, that was amazing, baby.
- Yeah.
866
00:45:17,061 --> 00:45:18,729
Yeah.
867
00:45:50,894 --> 00:45:52,496
Nikki?
868
00:46:06,777 --> 00:46:09,346
Go back to sleep.
869
00:46:10,514 --> 00:46:12,282
Nikki.
870
00:46:16,586 --> 00:46:18,622
What are you doing?
871
00:46:24,427 --> 00:46:26,396
What are you doing?
872
00:46:26,429 --> 00:46:28,398
Watching you sleep.
873
00:46:29,100 --> 00:46:31,368
You're so cute when you sleep.
874
00:46:33,503 --> 00:46:34,938
Wearing my sweater, huh?
875
00:46:34,971 --> 00:46:36,706
Smells like you.
876
00:46:40,677 --> 00:46:43,380
- Can you come back to bed?
- No, no.
877
00:46:48,919 --> 00:46:50,587
- Nikki.
- No.
878
00:46:54,624 --> 00:46:57,594
I don't like my dreams.
879
00:47:06,970 --> 00:47:11,608
I feel like you don't love me
as much as I do.
880
00:47:11,641 --> 00:47:16,479
Like it's not mutual.
881
00:47:17,148 --> 00:47:19,716
No, I... I do.
882
00:47:19,749 --> 00:47:22,686
Just come back to bed.
883
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:24,487
Please?
884
00:47:32,196 --> 00:47:34,931
Go back to sleep.
885
00:47:59,789 --> 00:48:03,627
Why don't you love me?!
886
00:48:03,660 --> 00:48:06,563
Nikki? Nikki, where are you?
887
00:48:15,039 --> 00:48:16,606
What?
888
00:48:21,544 --> 00:48:23,680
Nikki, what are you doing?
889
00:48:27,918 --> 00:48:29,552
Nikki.
890
00:48:31,688 --> 00:48:33,790
No, what-what do you want me to do?
891
00:48:35,026 --> 00:48:36,793
For Sandy, okay?
892
00:49:04,188 --> 00:49:06,856
Stay!
893
00:49:26,609 --> 00:49:28,545
What the fuck?
894
00:49:41,292 --> 00:49:43,593
- Morning.
- Morning.
895
00:49:49,166 --> 00:49:50,934
Um...
896
00:49:50,967 --> 00:49:52,502
Yeah?
897
00:49:55,572 --> 00:49:58,075
Did you cut my hair?
898
00:49:58,109 --> 00:49:59,642
Yeah.
899
00:50:03,780 --> 00:50:06,616
Let's not do that.
900
00:50:12,056 --> 00:50:13,723
Okay.
901
00:50:18,728 --> 00:50:20,797
Packed you a lunch.
902
00:50:20,830 --> 00:50:21,931
Oh.
903
00:50:22,899 --> 00:50:26,636
Oh, oh, can-can we talk about last night?
904
00:50:26,669 --> 00:50:29,006
I know.
905
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,174
I know. I know.
906
00:50:30,207 --> 00:50:31,608
It was kind of weird.
907
00:50:31,641 --> 00:50:32,776
Right?
908
00:50:32,809 --> 00:50:35,046
Yeah. I'm so sorry.
909
00:50:35,979 --> 00:50:38,648
Okay, good,
'cause if I'm being honest,
910
00:50:38,681 --> 00:50:40,151
it was kind of terrifying.
911
00:50:40,184 --> 00:50:41,651
Oh, my God.
912
00:50:42,253 --> 00:50:44,788
I'm so sorry.
913
00:50:44,821 --> 00:50:48,025
I had a bad dream, and I just...
914
00:50:53,397 --> 00:50:55,865
- You what?
- How's this?
915
00:51:06,177 --> 00:51:07,744
Not great.
916
00:51:08,945 --> 00:51:09,879
Okay.
917
00:51:09,913 --> 00:51:11,282
- Listen, Nikki.
- Come here.
918
00:51:11,315 --> 00:51:13,616
- I think...
- Come here.
919
00:51:13,650 --> 00:51:15,019
Listen.
920
00:51:28,665 --> 00:51:30,367
I love you.
921
00:51:30,401 --> 00:51:32,203
I love you, too.
922
00:51:32,802 --> 00:51:35,239
- So, so, so, so...
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
923
00:51:35,272 --> 00:51:37,974
Good. Good.
924
00:51:38,008 --> 00:51:40,244
So, will you promise me something?
925
00:51:40,277 --> 00:51:41,711
Yes.
926
00:51:41,744 --> 00:51:44,081
No more weird stuff.
927
00:51:44,115 --> 00:51:45,682
All right?
928
00:51:45,715 --> 00:51:47,284
No more watching me while I sleep
929
00:51:47,318 --> 00:51:49,719
or, like, moving weird.
930
00:51:49,752 --> 00:51:51,355
- Okay.
- All right?
931
00:51:51,388 --> 00:51:52,889
I super promise,
932
00:51:52,922 --> 00:51:55,758
and I'm so sorry that it even happened.
933
00:52:01,998 --> 00:52:02,899
Okay.
934
00:52:02,932 --> 00:52:04,335
- Okay.
- So...
935
00:52:04,368 --> 00:52:06,070
- we're good.
- We're good.
936
00:52:06,103 --> 00:52:07,438
We're good.
937
00:52:07,471 --> 00:52:09,406
- Great.
- Great.
938
00:52:10,474 --> 00:52:12,009
We're good.
939
00:52:12,042 --> 00:52:13,377
All right.
940
00:52:13,410 --> 00:52:16,347
Oh, God, I'm gonna miss you.
941
00:52:16,380 --> 00:52:19,016
I wish I was scheduled today.
942
00:52:20,050 --> 00:52:22,286
No, no, just enjoy your day off.
943
00:52:24,321 --> 00:52:26,157
Maybe I can pop by.
944
00:52:26,190 --> 00:52:28,925
No, no, just make yourself at home.
945
00:52:29,759 --> 00:52:31,195
Love you.
946
00:52:32,795 --> 00:52:34,298
Love you.
947
00:53:00,124 --> 00:53:01,958
If you're having trouble with the door,
948
00:53:01,991 --> 00:53:03,360
maybe you should just stay home.
949
00:53:03,394 --> 00:53:05,296
No, I got it.
950
00:53:11,302 --> 00:53:12,436
Bye, Bear.
951
00:54:31,482 --> 00:54:34,418
Why-why is everyone
so entitled these days?
952
00:54:34,451 --> 00:54:35,952
Like, people have no patience.
953
00:54:35,985 --> 00:54:38,955
It's... it was so clear I was busy,
954
00:54:38,988 --> 00:54:40,591
and they won't stop pestering me.
955
00:54:40,624 --> 00:54:43,027
What the fuck is that?
956
00:54:43,993 --> 00:54:46,196
Inside joke.
957
00:54:53,237 --> 00:54:55,805
You going to Ian's thing tonight?
958
00:54:57,408 --> 00:54:59,376
First I've heard.
959
00:54:59,410 --> 00:55:01,211
Well...
960
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,149
"Well," what?
961
00:55:12,089 --> 00:55:14,924
I heard what you told Ian.
962
00:55:14,957 --> 00:55:16,959
About what?
963
00:55:16,993 --> 00:55:18,961
About Nikki.
964
00:55:19,896 --> 00:55:21,298
How she friend-zoned me.
965
00:55:21,332 --> 00:55:23,209
I don't know what Nikki said
in the past, but...
966
00:55:23,233 --> 00:55:25,902
I mean, we literally talked about it once.
967
00:55:27,504 --> 00:55:29,340
I just think that it's weird
968
00:55:29,373 --> 00:55:31,908
how you two are dating all of a sudden.
969
00:55:31,941 --> 00:55:33,077
Like, super dating.
970
00:55:33,110 --> 00:55:34,611
I don't know, Sarah.
971
00:55:34,645 --> 00:55:37,214
Look, I couldn't care less
whatever game Nikki is playing.
972
00:55:37,247 --> 00:55:39,083
I just don't want you to get hurt and...
973
00:55:39,116 --> 00:55:40,527
What is your problem
with Nikki? No, and if.
974
00:55:40,551 --> 00:55:42,195
Ian's gonna spread my shit,
then you should know,
975
00:55:42,219 --> 00:55:43,454
- Ian and...
- Honey.
976
00:55:44,455 --> 00:55:46,256
We got another one.
977
00:55:50,594 --> 00:55:52,062
God, I'm nervous.
978
00:55:52,096 --> 00:55:54,398
Please, God.
979
00:55:54,431 --> 00:55:55,898
Please.
980
00:55:58,435 --> 00:55:59,936
No.
981
00:56:00,537 --> 00:56:04,074
Well, you got to get in
somewhere, or else...
982
00:56:04,108 --> 00:56:06,176
- I know.
- You know?
983
00:56:07,277 --> 00:56:08,445
Okay.
984
00:56:08,479 --> 00:56:10,280
Get back to work.
985
00:56:28,399 --> 00:56:30,534
This is what I get for being such a fucker
986
00:56:30,567 --> 00:56:32,336
in high school, huh?
987
00:56:38,709 --> 00:56:42,446
Is that your... the last one?
988
00:56:43,614 --> 00:56:45,982
No, one more.
989
00:56:46,016 --> 00:56:47,451
Luther.
990
00:57:01,765 --> 00:57:04,168
You can give me a tattoo
without a school.
991
00:57:05,335 --> 00:57:06,503
Thanks.
992
00:57:06,537 --> 00:57:09,006
It has to be small,
in a hidden location.
993
00:57:12,009 --> 00:57:14,077
Your lunch smells weird.
994
00:57:17,781 --> 00:57:19,583
- Oops.
- Jesus.
995
00:57:19,616 --> 00:57:21,518
"My little food critic."
996
00:57:21,552 --> 00:57:23,620
- What are you doing?
- "My little food critic."
997
00:57:26,123 --> 00:57:29,092
Well, what's the verdict on cat?
998
00:57:30,394 --> 00:57:31,728
What?
999
00:57:31,762 --> 00:57:34,064
What does that mean?
1000
00:57:34,097 --> 00:57:36,099
"What's the verdict: Cat?"
1001
00:57:42,639 --> 00:57:44,974
Bear, what's that mean?
1002
00:57:46,176 --> 00:57:47,711
That is so fucking weird.
1003
00:57:51,348 --> 00:57:53,283
Bear, what does that mean?
1004
00:57:55,819 --> 00:57:57,488
What?
1005
00:57:58,522 --> 00:58:00,257
Bear, what is it?
1006
00:58:01,792 --> 00:58:04,328
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1007
00:58:05,162 --> 00:58:07,631
Are-are-are you okay?
Bear, what...
1008
00:58:07,664 --> 00:58:09,132
Oh, my God.
1009
00:58:09,166 --> 00:58:11,235
- Bear, are you okay?
- What's going on?
1010
00:58:11,268 --> 00:58:12,812
- Oh, my God!
- Bear, what the fuck?
1011
00:58:12,836 --> 00:58:14,438
- Dad!
- No, I can't do that.
1012
00:58:14,471 --> 00:58:15,748
- I can't look at that.
- Bear, what does that mean?
1013
00:58:15,772 --> 00:58:17,207
Inside joke.
1014
00:58:28,285 --> 00:58:30,053
Baron.
1015
00:58:30,087 --> 00:58:32,689
Yo, can I get a...
can I get a ride home?
1016
00:58:32,723 --> 00:58:34,224
Where's your car?
1017
00:58:34,258 --> 00:58:36,226
Uh, I had to Uber today.
1018
00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:38,195
"Check engine" light.
1019
00:58:38,228 --> 00:58:40,139
- I was gonna run some...
- What, run some errands?
1020
00:58:40,163 --> 00:58:42,065
Come on, we're neighbors.
1021
00:58:46,169 --> 00:58:48,405
So, uh...
1022
00:58:48,438 --> 00:58:51,041
we gonna talk about you and Nikki?
1023
00:58:54,177 --> 00:58:55,579
What about it?
1024
00:58:55,612 --> 00:58:58,448
You come to me saying
Nikki's having, like,
1025
00:58:58,482 --> 00:59:00,817
some fucking crazy
mental breakdown or something
1026
00:59:00,851 --> 00:59:03,554
and that she needs to get help,
and now you're acting like,
1027
00:59:03,587 --> 00:59:05,622
"Oh, no, no, we're in love.
She's fucking fine.
1028
00:59:05,656 --> 00:59:07,267
- Everything's perfect."
- She was on drugs.
1029
00:59:07,291 --> 00:59:09,293
Nikki is literally fine.
1030
00:59:09,326 --> 00:59:11,295
Okay, can you just please
break this down for me?
1031
00:59:11,328 --> 00:59:12,496
She's lying about cancer.
1032
00:59:12,529 --> 00:59:14,164
I'm not gonna break this down for you.
1033
00:59:14,197 --> 00:59:15,475
And now she's sleeping over all the time.
1034
00:59:15,499 --> 00:59:16,576
I don't want to break down
our relationship.
1035
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:17,467
Lying about her dad.
1036
00:59:17,501 --> 00:59:19,536
I mean, you have to admit that's crazy.
1037
00:59:19,570 --> 00:59:21,347
Oh, and by the way, I heard
you're having a party tonight.
1038
00:59:21,371 --> 00:59:22,415
- Don't change the subject.
- Why didn't you invite us?
1039
00:59:22,439 --> 00:59:23,840
Oh, oh, so now you're an "us"?
1040
00:59:24,474 --> 00:59:26,843
Well, why didn't you invite me
to the party?
1041
00:59:26,877 --> 00:59:28,579
Don't-don't change the subject.
1042
00:59:28,612 --> 00:59:30,714
I'm not gonna invite you two to my place.
1043
00:59:30,747 --> 00:59:32,482
Why not?
1044
00:59:35,419 --> 00:59:37,087
Because.
1045
00:59:39,556 --> 00:59:43,727
It kind of looks like Nikki's
going through something,
1046
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:46,563
and... it kind of looks like
1047
00:59:46,597 --> 00:59:48,332
you're taking advantage of the situation.
1048
00:59:48,365 --> 00:59:49,809
- Oh, fuck you, dude.
- And I say it with love, bro.
1049
00:59:49,833 --> 00:59:51,411
- I'm saying it with love.
- Come on, she is all over me.
1050
00:59:51,435 --> 00:59:53,136
I'm on your side, but it's a bad look.
1051
00:59:53,170 --> 00:59:54,681
What do you think this is gonna
look like to other people?
1052
00:59:54,705 --> 00:59:56,482
Why-why are you trying
to ruin something good?
1053
00:59:56,506 --> 00:59:58,251
Carter even said something.
It's a bad look, man.
1054
00:59:58,275 --> 00:59:59,476
That is so unfair, dude.
1055
00:59:59,509 --> 01:00:01,645
She's the one who won't leave me alone.
1056
01:00:02,913 --> 01:00:04,481
Fine.
1057
01:00:06,249 --> 01:00:07,884
You want to come over tonight?
1058
01:00:07,918 --> 01:00:09,620
I don't know, maybe.
1059
01:00:09,653 --> 01:00:10,721
Nikki can't come.
1060
01:00:10,754 --> 01:00:11,888
Dude.
1061
01:00:11,922 --> 01:00:13,423
No, Nikki can't come.
1062
01:00:13,457 --> 01:00:14,858
- It's a boys' night.
- Great.
1063
01:00:14,891 --> 01:00:15,902
I'm sure she'll be fine with it.
1064
01:00:15,926 --> 01:00:17,260
I'll text Sarah not to come,
1065
01:00:17,294 --> 01:00:18,538
and that should be completely fine,
1066
01:00:18,562 --> 01:00:20,397
because if the relationship is healthy
1067
01:00:20,430 --> 01:00:23,233
and it's not built on some codependency,
1068
01:00:23,266 --> 01:00:26,370
dad dying, not dying,
what-the-fuck-ever,
1069
01:00:26,403 --> 01:00:27,647
then she should be completely...
1070
01:00:27,671 --> 01:00:29,272
she should have no fucking problem
1071
01:00:29,306 --> 01:00:30,774
with you coming to a boys' night.
1072
01:00:30,807 --> 01:00:33,007
- I'm totally fine with it, too.
- You are fine with it.
1073
01:00:43,887 --> 01:00:45,656
Nikki, I'm very upset.
1074
01:00:45,689 --> 01:00:47,457
You can't cook the cat.
1075
01:00:47,491 --> 01:00:49,726
You can't cook the cat, okay?
1076
01:00:51,294 --> 01:00:53,797
I'm going to hang out with Ian tonight.
1077
01:00:53,830 --> 01:00:55,832
Gonna hang out with Ian alone.
1078
01:01:32,936 --> 01:01:34,504
Okay.
1079
01:01:50,287 --> 01:01:51,755
Hello?
1080
01:01:52,756 --> 01:01:54,524
Um...
1081
01:01:55,459 --> 01:01:56,960
Hello?
1082
01:01:56,993 --> 01:01:58,729
Hey.
1083
01:01:58,762 --> 01:02:00,764
What's up?
1084
01:02:00,797 --> 01:02:03,034
Um, is this...
1085
01:02:03,067 --> 01:02:05,268
One Wish Willow?
1086
01:02:05,936 --> 01:02:07,904
Yeah.
1087
01:02:07,938 --> 01:02:10,574
Uh, o-okay. Um...
1088
01:02:11,408 --> 01:02:14,277
O-Okay, I-I was...
1089
01:02:14,311 --> 01:02:18,448
calling to see if there's a way I can...
1090
01:02:18,482 --> 01:02:20,517
alter a wish.
1091
01:02:20,550 --> 01:02:22,419
You'd like to cancel your wish?
1092
01:02:22,452 --> 01:02:23,854
No. No, no, no.
1093
01:02:23,887 --> 01:02:25,655
Uh, it's okay to keep the...
1094
01:02:25,689 --> 01:02:28,592
I-I just want to know if I can, like...
1095
01:02:28,625 --> 01:02:31,495
alter it a little.
1096
01:02:31,528 --> 01:02:33,964
I'm sorry.
We don't really do that.
1097
01:02:33,997 --> 01:02:35,499
No?
1098
01:02:35,532 --> 01:02:38,368
If you have any questions
about how the wish works
1099
01:02:38,401 --> 01:02:40,937
or if you read the back of the box...
1100
01:02:40,971 --> 01:02:42,973
I mean, is it even real?
1101
01:02:43,007 --> 01:02:44,508
Yeah, it's real.
1102
01:02:44,541 --> 01:02:46,543
No, I-I know that the...
1103
01:02:47,878 --> 01:02:50,747
Is her love real?
1104
01:02:50,781 --> 01:02:52,916
Just because you chose this for her
1105
01:02:52,949 --> 01:02:55,385
doesn't make it less real.
1106
01:02:57,554 --> 01:02:59,623
Okay. Then I would like to cancel.
1107
01:02:59,656 --> 01:03:01,625
You'd like to file a cancel request?
1108
01:03:01,658 --> 01:03:03,527
Yes. Yeah, a-a cancel request.
1109
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:05,495
- We don't really do that.
- What?
1110
01:03:05,529 --> 01:03:06,696
We don't really do that.
1111
01:03:06,730 --> 01:03:08,075
You were just making it sound like
1112
01:03:08,099 --> 01:03:09,566
I could put in a request.
1113
01:03:09,599 --> 01:03:10,877
I was just guessing your intention, man.
1114
01:03:10,901 --> 01:03:12,002
What the hell?
1115
01:03:12,036 --> 01:03:14,437
Well, what can I do, then?
1116
01:03:15,839 --> 01:03:17,440
Nothing, really.
1117
01:03:17,474 --> 01:03:20,343
So she's just fucked forever?
1118
01:03:21,778 --> 01:03:24,848
Well, yeah.
I mean, as long as you live.
1119
01:03:24,881 --> 01:03:26,683
As long as I live?
1120
01:03:31,454 --> 01:03:34,925
I mean, when-when you die,
the wish will go away.
1121
01:03:38,461 --> 01:03:41,132
You're sure there's
nothing else I can do?
1122
01:03:41,165 --> 01:03:43,567
Yeah.
I mean, as long as you live.
1123
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:46,137
Sounds to me like you have
a moral obligation
1124
01:03:46,170 --> 01:03:48,338
to be there for her.
1125
01:03:56,546 --> 01:03:57,781
Okay, but w-wait.
1126
01:03:57,814 --> 01:04:02,119
Sh-She does this thing
where she's, like...
1127
01:04:02,153 --> 01:04:04,521
freaks out.
1128
01:04:04,554 --> 01:04:06,556
Wh-What is that?
1129
01:04:07,490 --> 01:04:09,693
Do you want to talk to her?
1130
01:04:09,726 --> 01:04:10,827
What? Who?
1131
01:04:10,861 --> 01:04:13,463
Do you want to talk to her?
1132
01:04:13,496 --> 01:04:15,132
Who is that?
1133
01:04:15,166 --> 01:04:16,666
Nikki.
1134
01:04:22,539 --> 01:04:24,407
Do you want to speak to her?
1135
01:04:46,630 --> 01:04:49,166
- Oh, shit!
- Bear.
1136
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:50,967
Hi. Hi.
1137
01:04:51,001 --> 01:04:52,103
- Hi.
- Hi.
1138
01:04:52,136 --> 01:04:53,737
- What happened?
- What?
1139
01:04:53,770 --> 01:04:55,672
What the fuck happened?
1140
01:04:56,539 --> 01:04:57,707
I don't know what to do.
1141
01:04:57,741 --> 01:04:59,010
Do you need, like, a...
1142
01:04:59,043 --> 01:05:00,177
Oh.
1143
01:05:00,211 --> 01:05:02,646
- Um...
- God, I...
1144
01:05:02,679 --> 01:05:04,581
- It's okay.
- I'm disgusting.
1145
01:05:04,614 --> 01:05:06,026
Did you have a seizure or something?
1146
01:05:06,050 --> 01:05:07,751
- What happened?
- I...
1147
01:05:07,784 --> 01:05:11,521
ate a bug or I have
a stomach bug, I think.
1148
01:05:11,554 --> 01:05:14,557
Okay, um, I don't know what to do. Um...
1149
01:05:14,591 --> 01:05:17,494
I was just waiting for you to come home.
1150
01:05:18,828 --> 01:05:21,498
- Oh, my God, I'm disgusting.
- Uh, maybe you should...
1151
01:05:21,531 --> 01:05:22,766
I... I'll shower.
1152
01:05:22,799 --> 01:05:24,211
Let's-let-let's go to the shower, okay?
1153
01:05:24,235 --> 01:05:26,037
I-I'll clean it up.
I'll clean it up.
1154
01:05:26,070 --> 01:05:27,171
It's okay. You can...
1155
01:05:27,204 --> 01:05:28,571
I'll go shower.
1156
01:05:28,605 --> 01:05:30,074
- Or... Yeah.
- And I'll clean it up.
1157
01:05:30,107 --> 01:05:31,975
I promise.
1158
01:05:33,144 --> 01:05:34,511
Um, you can...
1159
01:05:34,544 --> 01:05:36,047
Oh, shit.
1160
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:38,982
I'll clean it up, baby!
1161
01:05:39,016 --> 01:05:40,217
It's okay.
1162
01:05:47,991 --> 01:05:49,793
Um, Nikki?
1163
01:05:57,168 --> 01:05:59,469
We talked about this.
1164
01:06:06,143 --> 01:06:07,978
Did you cook the cat?
1165
01:06:15,152 --> 01:06:18,655
Nikki, you can't do that.
1166
01:06:19,622 --> 01:06:22,193
I am very upset about that.
1167
01:06:22,226 --> 01:06:23,893
Okay, honey.
1168
01:06:34,138 --> 01:06:36,040
Hey, listen, um...
1169
01:06:36,073 --> 01:06:38,808
Ian invited me to a-a boys' night tonight.
1170
01:06:46,950 --> 01:06:48,752
Okay.
1171
01:06:48,785 --> 01:06:50,754
So I-I think I'm just gonna go to that,
1172
01:06:50,787 --> 01:06:52,123
if that's okay with you.
1173
01:06:52,156 --> 01:06:53,957
Go to the boys' night?
1174
01:06:57,128 --> 01:06:58,295
Yeah.
1175
01:06:58,329 --> 01:07:00,630
I can get dressed and go with you.
1176
01:07:03,267 --> 01:07:05,169
Oh, man.
That-that sounds great.
1177
01:07:05,202 --> 01:07:06,803
Yeah, let me finish showering,
1178
01:07:06,836 --> 01:07:09,040
- and I'll go with you.
- It's-it's just that, um...
1179
01:07:10,007 --> 01:07:15,912
Ian said it was a boys' night,
so I think maybe I'll just go.
1180
01:07:18,215 --> 01:07:19,749
Are you okay?
1181
01:07:23,887 --> 01:07:27,324
That's so weird, 'cause...
1182
01:07:27,358 --> 01:07:30,927
Sarah was telling me that she's going.
1183
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:32,595
Really?
1184
01:07:36,033 --> 01:07:38,868
Okay, well, I'll just stay here, then.
1185
01:07:39,537 --> 01:07:41,971
- I mean, if-if Sarah's going...
- No, no, no.
1186
01:07:42,006 --> 01:07:43,849
- If you wanted me to go, I...
- No, you know what?
1187
01:07:43,873 --> 01:07:45,986
I-I think you should come.
I-I really want you to come.
1188
01:07:46,010 --> 01:07:47,744
No!
1189
01:07:47,777 --> 01:07:50,047
If you wanted me to go,
1190
01:07:50,081 --> 01:07:52,949
you would tell me to go!
1191
01:07:52,982 --> 01:07:54,351
I knew you were gonna bring her.
1192
01:07:54,385 --> 01:07:55,952
I fucking knew it.
She-she guilt you?
1193
01:07:55,985 --> 01:07:57,821
She didn't guilt me.
Shut the fuck up.
1194
01:07:57,854 --> 01:08:00,091
You couldn't be without her
for three fucking hours?
1195
01:08:00,124 --> 01:08:00,924
Sarah invited her.
1196
01:08:00,957 --> 01:08:02,859
- What was I supposed to do?
- Sure.
1197
01:08:02,892 --> 01:08:04,694
You told me you weren't
going to invite Sarah.
1198
01:08:04,727 --> 01:08:06,963
- Sarah did nothing wrong.
- Neither did we.
1199
01:08:06,996 --> 01:08:09,176
♪ Yeah, I think I played it
pretty cool with you, babe... ♪
1200
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:10,867
No weird shit.
1201
01:08:10,900 --> 01:08:13,970
Hey. Keep your fucking hands
off my mom's china, asshole.
1202
01:08:14,003 --> 01:08:14,971
Hey.
1203
01:08:15,005 --> 01:08:16,806
Okay, it's my turn. My turn.
1204
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:18,209
Ooh, someone's getting fucked up.
1205
01:08:18,242 --> 01:08:20,810
Okay. "Choose someone to drink
every time you do
1206
01:08:20,844 --> 01:08:22,912
for the next three rounds."
1207
01:08:23,581 --> 01:08:27,017
Ah, yeah, you're going down
with this ship.
1208
01:08:27,051 --> 01:08:29,719
Man, here we go. Cheers.
1209
01:08:29,752 --> 01:08:31,855
Uh, "Switch seats with anyone."
1210
01:08:31,888 --> 01:08:33,857
Baron, I want to sit next to Nikki.
1211
01:08:33,890 --> 01:08:35,725
- Ooh.
- No.
1212
01:08:35,758 --> 01:08:37,361
- Uh-oh.
- It's okay, baby.
1213
01:08:37,394 --> 01:08:38,828
Oh. No, it's okay.
1214
01:08:38,862 --> 01:08:40,264
I showered, baby.
1215
01:08:40,297 --> 01:08:42,732
Geez, Bear, what kind of spell
did you put on her?
1216
01:08:53,410 --> 01:08:56,213
So true.
1217
01:09:00,351 --> 01:09:03,020
Nikki, it's your turn.
1218
01:09:03,053 --> 01:09:04,787
Oh.
1219
01:09:15,199 --> 01:09:20,304
"The air was charged by the
distinct call of a night bird.
1220
01:09:20,337 --> 01:09:22,273
"His face was obscured,
1221
01:09:22,306 --> 01:09:26,110
"but I knew he was looking at my chest,
1222
01:09:26,143 --> 01:09:30,914
"each side stretching,
recently mature,
1223
01:09:30,947 --> 01:09:33,950
"to different sizes.
1224
01:09:33,983 --> 01:09:36,719
"'And so, come lie with me
1225
01:09:36,753 --> 01:09:42,159
"like the old woman taught us
when we were children, ' I said.
1226
01:09:42,193 --> 01:09:44,928
"He closed the door
and leaned against it.
1227
01:09:44,961 --> 01:09:50,401
"'You're not my wife, Gretel, '
he said.
1228
01:09:50,434 --> 01:09:55,372
"'I'm more than your wife.
1229
01:09:55,406 --> 01:09:58,142
"I am your sister.'
1230
01:09:58,175 --> 01:10:01,744
"Hansel flinched and reached
for the door handle.
1231
01:10:01,778 --> 01:10:04,281
"I knew he would not leave this place.
1232
01:10:04,315 --> 01:10:07,318
"He would relent
and choose to be inside me
1233
01:10:07,351 --> 01:10:10,154
"like he had many nights before.
1234
01:10:11,121 --> 01:10:15,825
"If not, I would fillet his meaty forearm,
1235
01:10:15,858 --> 01:10:18,495
"roll it like a stick of licorice
1236
01:10:18,529 --> 01:10:22,266
"and insert the flesh between my legs.
1237
01:10:23,534 --> 01:10:25,835
"Hansel is my soul.
1238
01:10:26,470 --> 01:10:31,141
"A love only the branch
of a willow tree could conjure.
1239
01:10:32,942 --> 01:10:36,879
Brother, you will be inside me tonight."
1240
01:10:43,053 --> 01:10:46,390
New book I'm working on.
I don't have to drink.
1241
01:10:54,265 --> 01:10:56,467
It's your turn, Joe.
1242
01:10:56,500 --> 01:11:00,271
I switched spots with Baron,
so it's his turn now.
1243
01:11:00,304 --> 01:11:02,506
Oh, shit. Okay.
1244
01:11:02,539 --> 01:11:04,141
Um...
1245
01:11:18,589 --> 01:11:21,425
"Kiss the person on your left."
1246
01:12:25,222 --> 01:12:27,990
No one on this earth
will ever comprehend
1247
01:12:28,025 --> 01:12:30,893
what it feels like to love someone
1248
01:12:30,927 --> 01:12:33,364
as much as I love you.
1249
01:12:36,533 --> 01:12:39,103
And everyone in this room will die
1250
01:12:39,136 --> 01:12:42,439
never feeling the strength of connection
1251
01:12:42,473 --> 01:12:45,875
I have felt with my Bear.
1252
01:12:53,617 --> 01:12:55,486
Nikki...
1253
01:12:55,519 --> 01:12:57,254
are you okay?
1254
01:13:03,026 --> 01:13:04,661
I'm just kidding, guys.
1255
01:13:06,063 --> 01:13:07,398
I'm just kidding.
1256
01:13:09,433 --> 01:13:11,535
Come on, it's a joke.
1257
01:13:11,568 --> 01:13:13,504
I'm just joking.
1258
01:13:15,305 --> 01:13:16,673
Okay, fine. I'm not joking.
1259
01:13:16,707 --> 01:13:18,242
Deal with it.
1260
01:13:22,045 --> 01:13:24,448
Anybody, uh,
want any, uh, Jell-O shots?
1261
01:13:24,481 --> 01:13:25,549
I'll take one.
1262
01:13:25,582 --> 01:13:27,950
Thank you, Reggie. Yep, cool.
1263
01:13:31,054 --> 01:13:32,614
Any other takers?
1264
01:13:35,459 --> 01:13:38,128
It's not me! It's not me!
1265
01:13:38,162 --> 01:13:40,197
It's not me!
1266
01:13:44,468 --> 01:13:46,270
Bear, she needs your help!
Bear, help her!
1267
01:13:46,303 --> 01:13:48,381
No, no, no. You got to...
Bear, get her to the hospital.
1268
01:13:48,405 --> 01:13:50,083
I'm so sorry.
1269
01:13:50,107 --> 01:13:51,451
Bear, she needs to go to the hospital.
1270
01:13:51,475 --> 01:13:53,010
Just stand still for a second. Bear.
1271
01:13:53,043 --> 01:13:54,087
She needs to go to the hospital.
1272
01:13:54,111 --> 01:13:55,412
- God, Ian.
- Bear.
1273
01:13:55,446 --> 01:13:57,190
Bear, are you fucking
listening to me? Get up.
1274
01:13:57,214 --> 01:13:58,625
- Bear, let's go!
- Get up, asshole!
1275
01:14:57,574 --> 01:14:58,775
Where you going?
1276
01:14:58,809 --> 01:15:01,211
Just going to the bathroom, Nikki.
1277
01:15:02,513 --> 01:15:04,081
Okay?
1278
01:15:08,418 --> 01:15:10,254
Okay?
1279
01:15:10,287 --> 01:15:12,456
Can I stand outside?
1280
01:15:22,699 --> 01:15:24,601
- Why did you do this?
- I know.
1281
01:15:24,635 --> 01:15:27,104
Why did you act like that
tonight? Sarah's dirty.
1282
01:15:27,137 --> 01:15:29,039
You... Nikki.
1283
01:15:30,374 --> 01:15:31,751
- You're scaring everyone.
- Bear...
1284
01:15:31,775 --> 01:15:33,243
I don't know why I did it.
1285
01:15:33,277 --> 01:15:34,454
- I just get nervous.
- You hurt yourself.
1286
01:15:34,478 --> 01:15:37,281
- I'm sorry.
- Look at your face.
1287
01:15:37,314 --> 01:15:40,050
I know Sarah likes you.
1288
01:15:41,184 --> 01:15:44,054
That... That's...
1289
01:15:46,290 --> 01:15:47,524
- What?
- That's just...
1290
01:15:47,558 --> 01:15:49,760
God, fucking everything was normal!
1291
01:15:49,793 --> 01:15:52,162
Everything was good.
1292
01:15:52,195 --> 01:15:53,764
You were so... I'm sorry.
1293
01:15:53,797 --> 01:15:55,666
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1294
01:15:55,699 --> 01:15:59,102
Look, you're so beautiful,
1295
01:15:59,136 --> 01:16:01,572
and you were... and you-you are normal,
1296
01:16:01,605 --> 01:16:06,143
but this is not...
this isn't okay, Nikki.
1297
01:16:10,247 --> 01:16:12,416
Do you like me?
1298
01:16:12,449 --> 01:16:13,584
What? I...
1299
01:16:13,617 --> 01:16:15,752
- Bear, I love you.
- No, no, no, no.
1300
01:16:15,786 --> 01:16:17,754
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1301
01:16:17,788 --> 01:16:20,691
Do you... do you like me?
Do you even like me at all?
1302
01:16:20,724 --> 01:16:23,061
Is-is Nik... is Nikki happy?
1303
01:16:24,161 --> 01:16:26,229
Does Nikki like me?
1304
01:16:27,531 --> 01:16:29,199
Yeah.
1305
01:16:35,372 --> 01:16:37,641
- I'm your Freaky Nikki.
- No, no.
1306
01:16:37,674 --> 01:16:38,742
No, no, no. Nope.
1307
01:16:38,775 --> 01:16:40,143
- No, no.
- Where are you going?
1308
01:16:40,177 --> 01:16:41,511
I'm going to the bathroom, Nikki.
1309
01:16:41,545 --> 01:16:44,448
- Can I do that?
- Can you tell me you love me?
1310
01:16:48,552 --> 01:16:50,821
This is all I've ever wanted.
1311
01:16:50,854 --> 01:16:52,522
Me, too.
1312
01:16:53,190 --> 01:16:55,359
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
1313
01:16:55,392 --> 01:16:57,194
Yes, it is, Bear.
It's always been you.
1314
01:16:57,227 --> 01:16:58,395
I want this to work so bad.
1315
01:16:58,428 --> 01:17:00,464
- It can. It can.
- No, no. No, it can't.
1316
01:17:00,497 --> 01:17:01,898
- Yes, it can.
- Okay. Okay.
1317
01:17:01,932 --> 01:17:05,502
Then, uh, you need to go home
for one night or...
1318
01:17:05,535 --> 01:17:07,680
a-a-and we need to, like, take
some space from each other.
1319
01:17:07,704 --> 01:17:09,439
- Okay, w-we have to...
- No...
1320
01:17:09,473 --> 01:17:10,817
- God, Nikki, no!
- I don't want space.
1321
01:17:10,841 --> 01:17:12,609
We have to take space
from each other, Nikki!
1322
01:17:12,643 --> 01:17:14,354
It's normal for couples
to have some fucking space
1323
01:17:14,378 --> 01:17:15,922
- from each other!
- I don't want space! Please.
1324
01:17:15,946 --> 01:17:19,182
- Just tell me what I can do.
- Just be normal like...
1325
01:17:19,216 --> 01:17:20,651
- I can be normal!
- I just...
1326
01:17:20,684 --> 01:17:22,819
God, I just want you to be Nikki.
1327
01:17:22,853 --> 01:17:24,221
I can be Nikki.
1328
01:17:24,254 --> 01:17:26,256
- Just be Nikki.
- I can. I can.
1329
01:17:26,289 --> 01:17:28,525
I can.
1330
01:17:28,558 --> 01:17:30,661
I'll be anything you want me to be.
1331
01:17:30,694 --> 01:17:31,962
No, don't say that.
1332
01:17:31,995 --> 01:17:33,964
Anything you want me to be.
1333
01:17:33,997 --> 01:17:36,199
No, no. You won't listen.
1334
01:17:36,233 --> 01:17:37,601
Nikki wouldn't say that.
1335
01:17:37,634 --> 01:17:39,503
I just want you to act like Nikki.
1336
01:17:39,536 --> 01:17:42,773
- I'll be... Let me be Nikki.
- You're not being like Nikki.
1337
01:17:42,806 --> 01:17:45,542
I can be Nikki!
1338
01:17:47,944 --> 01:17:50,347
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1339
01:17:50,380 --> 01:17:52,449
I'm sorry.
1340
01:17:54,985 --> 01:17:58,355
I can be Nikki. I can be Nikki.
1341
01:17:58,388 --> 01:18:00,590
I love you. I'm sorry.
1342
01:18:04,995 --> 01:18:06,730
It's not real.
1343
01:18:07,798 --> 01:18:09,566
What do you mean?
1344
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:12,569
It's not real.
1345
01:18:14,971 --> 01:18:17,407
I love you
1346
01:18:17,441 --> 01:18:20,744
in every reality, Bear.
1347
01:18:31,288 --> 01:18:32,589
I love you, too.
1348
01:18:32,622 --> 01:18:34,333
Whoa, whoa.
1349
01:18:34,357 --> 01:18:35,726
What the fuck?
1350
01:18:35,759 --> 01:18:38,261
Nikki, stop.
1351
01:18:38,295 --> 01:18:39,706
No, please.
Nikki, you're scaring me!
1352
01:18:39,730 --> 01:18:41,465
Don't be scared, baby.
Don't be scared.
1353
01:18:41,498 --> 01:18:42,542
I-I would never hurt you.
1354
01:18:42,566 --> 01:18:44,000
- I'm sorry.
- Stop!
1355
01:18:44,035 --> 01:18:46,503
Nikki, you're scaring me!
1356
01:18:56,980 --> 01:18:58,348
Okay.
1357
01:18:58,381 --> 01:19:00,017
Hey. Hey. Hey.
1358
01:19:00,051 --> 01:19:03,386
Why don't you take the bed
for yourself tonight,
1359
01:19:03,420 --> 01:19:04,755
and I'll just go sleep at Ian's,
1360
01:19:04,788 --> 01:19:06,523
and I'll come back right in the morning?
1361
01:19:06,556 --> 01:19:09,292
Okay.
1362
01:19:11,928 --> 01:19:14,464
- Nikki, what are you doing?
- I don't need your attention.
1363
01:19:14,498 --> 01:19:17,434
Nikki, what are you doing?
1364
01:19:25,942 --> 01:19:29,379
Well, if I have the bed
all to myself tonight,
1365
01:19:29,412 --> 01:19:31,782
I'll lay there warm,
1366
01:19:31,815 --> 01:19:35,919
until slowly I feel cold,
1367
01:19:35,952 --> 01:19:38,522
like I walked into a freezer.
1368
01:19:39,289 --> 01:19:42,659
My hands will feel like
they're full of sand,
1369
01:19:42,692 --> 01:19:44,995
like when you lay on them wrong.
1370
01:19:45,762 --> 01:19:51,635
And that feeling will slowly
spread across my entire body.
1371
01:19:51,668 --> 01:19:56,606
You're still in my heart,
but you're slipping.
1372
01:19:56,640 --> 01:19:59,676
Any thought of pain or regret
1373
01:19:59,709 --> 01:20:03,580
will slip away like a chemical switch.
1374
01:20:04,714 --> 01:20:07,118
And even though it's quiet in the room,
1375
01:20:07,151 --> 01:20:10,620
somehow it gets even quieter.
1376
01:20:10,654 --> 01:20:12,889
It's not painful.
1377
01:20:12,923 --> 01:20:18,395
You just let go
of everything you once were.
1378
01:20:20,064 --> 01:20:22,465
And then there's nothing.
1379
01:20:23,466 --> 01:20:25,468
It's not darkness.
1380
01:20:25,502 --> 01:20:27,104
No, sweetie.
1381
01:20:27,138 --> 01:20:29,339
Darkness is a color.
1382
01:20:30,941 --> 01:20:34,611
There's just nothing.
1383
01:20:36,479 --> 01:20:38,415
Or you could stay.
1384
01:20:45,488 --> 01:20:47,424
Yeah.
1385
01:21:42,246 --> 01:21:43,880
Nikki.
1386
01:23:07,764 --> 01:23:09,632
Bear.
1387
01:23:11,634 --> 01:23:13,603
I'm just getting water.
1388
01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:18,875
Kill me, please.
1389
01:23:18,908 --> 01:23:20,610
What?
1390
01:23:24,048 --> 01:23:26,083
She's sleeping.
1391
01:23:26,117 --> 01:23:27,784
It's me.
1392
01:23:34,958 --> 01:23:37,061
- You are you, Nikki.
- Shh.
1393
01:23:37,094 --> 01:23:39,729
Please don't wake her up.
1394
01:23:41,065 --> 01:23:44,068
Just kill me.
1395
01:23:54,677 --> 01:23:56,646
What would be so bad?
1396
01:23:58,349 --> 01:24:00,817
What's so bad about being with me?
1397
01:24:03,686 --> 01:24:06,090
I've never been with you, Bear.
1398
01:24:11,661 --> 01:24:15,166
Just kill me, please.
1399
01:24:20,104 --> 01:24:23,274
Please, please, please, please.
1400
01:24:29,913 --> 01:24:31,115
Hey.
1401
01:24:39,090 --> 01:24:41,325
I didn't know you still did this.
1402
01:24:41,358 --> 01:24:43,060
Did what?
1403
01:24:44,428 --> 01:24:46,397
Parked at Franklin and chilled.
1404
01:24:46,430 --> 01:24:48,099
Oh.
1405
01:24:48,765 --> 01:24:51,135
I don't really do this anymore.
1406
01:24:52,769 --> 01:24:55,072
So, what the fuck is up with Nikki?
1407
01:24:56,407 --> 01:24:58,109
Well...
1408
01:24:58,942 --> 01:25:03,746
She hasn't really told
many people this, but...
1409
01:25:03,780 --> 01:25:06,616
her dad is dying.
1410
01:25:07,884 --> 01:25:10,820
So, you know, it's pretty...
1411
01:25:10,854 --> 01:25:13,290
Isn't she, like,
not close with him at all?
1412
01:25:13,324 --> 01:25:16,093
No, they're close now, so...
1413
01:25:16,127 --> 01:25:18,862
it's, you know, painful.
1414
01:25:19,996 --> 01:25:22,099
I thought she hated her dad.
1415
01:25:23,334 --> 01:25:24,767
No, she doesn't.
1416
01:25:24,801 --> 01:25:26,769
I really do hope she figures it out.
1417
01:25:26,803 --> 01:25:29,306
Uh, she seems pretty fucked up.
1418
01:25:29,340 --> 01:25:31,841
And I-I also don't
think it's right that she's
1419
01:25:31,875 --> 01:25:33,710
leaning on you,
especially since her and...
1420
01:25:33,743 --> 01:25:35,055
I don't mind being there for her.
1421
01:25:35,079 --> 01:25:37,947
No, but that's not
your responsibility, Bear.
1422
01:25:37,981 --> 01:25:39,949
She needs therapy.
It's-it's not right.
1423
01:25:39,983 --> 01:25:42,019
And I don't think it's okay
1424
01:25:42,052 --> 01:25:43,920
that she's taking advantage of you.
1425
01:25:43,953 --> 01:25:45,788
I don't think she's...
1426
01:25:45,822 --> 01:25:48,159
taking advantage of me.
1427
01:25:55,266 --> 01:25:58,235
Hey, so I, um...
1428
01:25:58,269 --> 01:26:00,404
I got my letter.
1429
01:26:00,437 --> 01:26:01,905
Your letter from Luther?
1430
01:26:01,938 --> 01:26:04,141
Yeah. My last chance.
1431
01:26:04,175 --> 01:26:05,942
Figured we could open it together.
1432
01:26:05,975 --> 01:26:07,444
Oh, shit.
1433
01:26:07,478 --> 01:26:09,879
Maybe my dad will let me tattoo
"successful daughter"
1434
01:26:09,913 --> 01:26:11,473
where his hairline's supposed to start.
1435
01:26:12,782 --> 01:26:14,351
Um, can I pay you to do that?
1436
01:26:14,385 --> 01:26:15,885
We can take him in his sleep.
1437
01:26:15,919 --> 01:26:17,464
Well, I have sleeping pills in my pocket.
1438
01:26:17,488 --> 01:26:19,290
We can literally take him tonight.
1439
01:26:22,526 --> 01:26:24,928
Do you want to open this thing or...?
1440
01:26:27,964 --> 01:26:30,234
I-I need to tell you some things.
1441
01:26:32,102 --> 01:26:33,803
What?
1442
01:26:34,438 --> 01:26:35,939
Fuck. I promised Ian
1443
01:26:35,972 --> 01:26:38,708
- I wouldn't tell you this.
- Tell me what?
1444
01:26:42,112 --> 01:26:44,747
Bear, Ian and Nikki have been
hooking up on and off
1445
01:26:44,781 --> 01:26:47,017
for like two years.
1446
01:26:47,051 --> 01:26:51,955
It's super casual and not romantic.
1447
01:26:51,988 --> 01:26:54,958
He thinks that she's dating you
to get back at him.
1448
01:26:55,559 --> 01:26:57,860
But even if she's not...
1449
01:26:59,796 --> 01:27:02,032
it's kind of a shame, you know?
1450
01:27:03,367 --> 01:27:06,403
I think you need someone...
1451
01:27:06,437 --> 01:27:08,239
more chill.
1452
01:27:12,209 --> 01:27:13,743
Like you?
1453
01:27:20,050 --> 01:27:22,419
Well...
1454
01:27:22,453 --> 01:27:24,521
I mean...
1455
01:27:24,555 --> 01:27:26,789
I was to your left.
1456
01:27:27,558 --> 01:27:29,859
You-you were what?
1457
01:27:31,495 --> 01:27:33,896
- In the game.
- Oh.
1458
01:27:35,566 --> 01:27:37,900
I was to your left.
1459
01:27:38,835 --> 01:27:40,970
You were supposed to kiss me.
1460
01:28:05,029 --> 01:28:07,930
I'm so sorry you had to see that, baby.
1461
01:28:07,964 --> 01:28:10,334
But it is kind of your fault.
1462
01:28:12,436 --> 01:28:14,837
Just remember that you wanted this.
1463
01:28:14,871 --> 01:28:16,573
But I'm so happy you did.
1464
01:28:16,607 --> 01:28:18,908
I'm so happy you did, baby.
1465
01:28:18,941 --> 01:28:20,611
Oh, no.
1466
01:28:20,644 --> 01:28:22,845
No. No, no, no, no, no.
1467
01:28:23,547 --> 01:28:25,349
Oh.
1468
01:28:25,382 --> 01:28:26,583
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1469
01:28:26,617 --> 01:28:28,918
Honey, breathe, breathe.
1470
01:28:28,951 --> 01:28:31,322
It's okay. It's okay, honey.
1471
01:28:31,355 --> 01:28:33,324
I've got you.
We need each other.
1472
01:28:33,357 --> 01:28:35,225
We need each other.
1473
01:28:35,259 --> 01:28:38,595
But you're gonna have to
help me get rid of her body.
1474
01:28:38,629 --> 01:28:40,997
- No. No. No.
- Yes. Yes, honey.
1475
01:28:41,031 --> 01:28:43,300
Honey, I know.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
1476
01:28:43,334 --> 01:28:44,501
Listen.
1477
01:28:44,535 --> 01:28:47,071
This is all your fault.
1478
01:28:47,104 --> 01:28:48,605
Sarah's your fault.
1479
01:28:48,639 --> 01:28:51,974
You wanted this.
You wished for this.
1480
01:28:52,009 --> 01:28:53,477
But, baby, we can fix this.
1481
01:28:53,510 --> 01:28:55,945
I'll fix this with you.
I'm not going anywhere.
1482
01:28:55,978 --> 01:28:57,847
I'm not going anywhere.
1483
01:29:27,544 --> 01:29:29,279
She's ready, baby.
1484
01:29:30,013 --> 01:29:33,083
Why don't you go home?
I'll take it from here.
1485
01:30:53,530 --> 01:30:56,233
- Jesus, dude.
- What the fuck?
1486
01:30:57,234 --> 01:30:59,969
No, no, no. Oh, no.
1487
01:31:02,372 --> 01:31:03,707
Oh, shit.
1488
01:31:03,740 --> 01:31:06,210
Um, uh, excuse me.
1489
01:31:06,243 --> 01:31:08,479
Where are the, um,
One Wish Willows?
1490
01:31:08,512 --> 01:31:10,047
- What?
- It looks like this,
1491
01:31:10,080 --> 01:31:12,082
but it's like a...
1492
01:31:12,115 --> 01:31:14,984
It's like you make a wish
and you break it.
1493
01:31:15,652 --> 01:31:17,020
They were right there.
1494
01:31:17,054 --> 01:31:18,131
They were over there in the corner.
1495
01:31:18,155 --> 01:31:19,690
The One Wish Willows!
1496
01:31:19,723 --> 01:31:21,291
What's a One Wish Willow?
1497
01:31:21,325 --> 01:31:23,160
No.
1498
01:31:23,827 --> 01:31:25,362
- No.
- First of all, sir,
1499
01:31:25,395 --> 01:31:26,797
don't come in here with this.
1500
01:31:26,830 --> 01:31:28,398
It is too early.
1501
01:31:28,432 --> 01:31:30,200
And second of all,
I'm fucking with you.
1502
01:31:30,234 --> 01:31:31,711
They're right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1503
01:31:31,735 --> 01:31:33,646
You made a shitty wish,
and now you want to reverse it,
1504
01:31:33,670 --> 01:31:36,473
but you can't come in here
with this energy, man.
1505
01:31:36,507 --> 01:31:38,642
Did you call the number on the back?
1506
01:31:38,675 --> 01:31:40,110
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1507
01:31:40,143 --> 01:31:41,311
Me?
1508
01:31:41,345 --> 01:31:42,813
How could you sell this to people?
1509
01:31:42,846 --> 01:31:45,148
The box is full of warnings, man.
1510
01:31:45,182 --> 01:31:48,151
- Fuck you!
- Hey, fuck you, man.
1511
01:31:50,420 --> 01:31:53,524
But you don't storm in here
with this energy, man.
1512
01:31:54,558 --> 01:31:56,293
I'm sorry.
1513
01:31:57,194 --> 01:32:01,665
I-I...
Nobody would buy it if they...
1514
01:32:01,698 --> 01:32:03,433
I'm sorry.
1515
01:32:03,467 --> 01:32:04,835
Oh, shit.
1516
01:32:04,868 --> 01:32:06,803
Oh, God.
1517
01:32:06,837 --> 01:32:08,505
What did you do?
1518
01:32:14,144 --> 01:32:16,179
She's obsessed with me.
1519
01:32:18,849 --> 01:32:20,517
Oh.
1520
01:32:20,551 --> 01:32:21,818
Well, that's not so bad.
1521
01:32:21,852 --> 01:32:24,488
No, something bad happened.
1522
01:32:25,856 --> 01:32:27,658
I'm sorry.
1523
01:32:28,425 --> 01:32:31,528
- I... I need to reverse it.
- No.
1524
01:32:31,562 --> 01:32:34,565
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- I need to reverse it.
1525
01:32:34,598 --> 01:32:36,166
Y-You can make a wish.
1526
01:32:36,199 --> 01:32:38,168
- I already used my wish, man.
- Oh, please.
1527
01:32:38,201 --> 01:32:41,204
Wh-What the fuck do I do?
1528
01:32:43,373 --> 01:32:46,577
Well, maybe...
maybe if someone else
1529
01:32:46,610 --> 01:32:49,379
made a wish that contradicts your wish...
1530
01:32:49,413 --> 01:32:50,814
I mean, maybe you could ask her.
1531
01:32:50,847 --> 01:32:53,250
I mean, since it's for you,
she just might do it.
1532
01:32:53,283 --> 01:32:55,319
Oh, o-or you could die.
1533
01:32:55,352 --> 01:32:56,853
I mean, you could kill yourself.
1534
01:32:56,887 --> 01:32:58,622
You know, I'm just spitballing here.
1535
01:32:58,655 --> 01:33:01,692
If you ever want
to jump in with any ideas...
1536
01:33:06,463 --> 01:33:08,398
Fuck.
1537
01:33:09,866 --> 01:33:12,569
I wish Nikki Freeman
only loved me as a friend.
1538
01:33:15,539 --> 01:33:17,140
Fuck!
1539
01:33:19,676 --> 01:33:22,179
Fuck. Oh, what the fuck?
1540
01:33:25,916 --> 01:33:28,385
God! Fuck! Fuck.
1541
01:33:33,690 --> 01:33:35,258
Ian?
1542
01:33:40,931 --> 01:33:42,899
I texted you 50 times.
1543
01:33:42,933 --> 01:33:45,335
Jesus Christ, Bear, what the...
1544
01:33:45,369 --> 01:33:47,371
So, you know how Nikki
all of a sudden started...
1545
01:33:47,404 --> 01:33:49,406
Oh, no. Oh, sh... Is she okay?
1546
01:33:49,439 --> 01:33:50,774
Yes. She's-she's gonna be okay.
1547
01:33:50,807 --> 01:33:52,376
Why-why's Sarah texting me, man?
1548
01:33:52,409 --> 01:33:53,853
- She wants me to come over to your place.
- What?
1549
01:33:53,877 --> 01:33:55,888
She texted me over and over,
like, all this weird shit.
1550
01:33:55,912 --> 01:33:57,347
- Fuck.
- What's happening?
1551
01:33:57,381 --> 01:33:58,791
- Oh, fuck.
- What the fuck is happening?
1552
01:33:58,815 --> 01:34:00,326
- Okay, just stay here.
- Is Nikki okay?
1553
01:34:00,350 --> 01:34:01,685
Do not... do not come over.
1554
01:34:01,718 --> 01:34:03,854
Okay. Bear! Bear,
tell me what the fuck
1555
01:34:03,887 --> 01:34:06,356
- is happening right now!
- Fuck!
1556
01:34:06,390 --> 01:34:10,260
Fuck. Okay, okay, okay,
so Nikki...
1557
01:34:10,293 --> 01:34:12,629
she started liking me out of nowhere,
1558
01:34:12,663 --> 01:34:15,732
all of a sudden,
and then acting weird.
1559
01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:18,702
Yes or no?
1560
01:34:18,735 --> 01:34:21,338
Bear, what the fuck are you
gonna tell me right now, man?
1561
01:34:21,371 --> 01:34:23,540
- No. Ian, Ian.
- Is she okay?
1562
01:34:23,573 --> 01:34:25,542
I...
1563
01:34:25,575 --> 01:34:27,344
I made a wish.
1564
01:34:28,146 --> 01:34:30,414
I broke this piece of wood.
At first,
1565
01:34:30,447 --> 01:34:32,549
I didn't think it was real.
1566
01:34:32,582 --> 01:34:34,618
Okay? I was confused,
but this is real.
1567
01:34:34,651 --> 01:34:36,987
- This is fucking real.
- What? What?
1568
01:34:38,755 --> 01:34:40,290
Okay, okay, okay.
1569
01:34:40,323 --> 01:34:42,225
You can make a wish, any...
1570
01:34:42,259 --> 01:34:44,294
You... you can make one wish,
1571
01:34:44,327 --> 01:34:46,396
and it is real and it will work.
1572
01:34:46,430 --> 01:34:47,974
I made a wish.
I-I didn't think it would work.
1573
01:34:47,998 --> 01:34:51,835
I wished that Nikki
would love me, but it worked.
1574
01:34:51,868 --> 01:34:53,303
Think about it, dude.
1575
01:34:53,336 --> 01:34:55,305
Think about how she's been acting lately.
1576
01:34:55,338 --> 01:34:57,641
Think about how drastically
she changed.
1577
01:34:57,674 --> 01:35:00,677
Okay, what...
what did you take her to?
1578
01:35:00,711 --> 01:35:01,845
Like, a-a-a psychic?
1579
01:35:01,878 --> 01:35:03,346
- What?
- What?
1580
01:35:03,380 --> 01:35:04,424
What did...
What, did you do a fucking...
1581
01:35:04,448 --> 01:35:05,682
- Uh, what program?
- No, no.
1582
01:35:05,716 --> 01:35:07,851
Fuck, there's not a fucking program, Ian.
1583
01:35:07,884 --> 01:35:10,320
You know, I don't know.
It's God fucking magic.
1584
01:35:10,353 --> 01:35:11,722
Is this a joke to you?
1585
01:35:11,755 --> 01:35:13,523
No! This is real.
1586
01:35:13,557 --> 01:35:15,358
- This? This?
- Yes. Be careful.
1587
01:35:15,392 --> 01:35:17,360
Yes, it's real.
It's fucking real, Ian.
1588
01:35:17,394 --> 01:35:19,262
I made a wish,
and it's fucking horrible.
1589
01:35:19,296 --> 01:35:20,473
Then make another fucking wish, man.
1590
01:35:20,497 --> 01:35:21,965
No, you can't. You can't.
1591
01:35:21,998 --> 01:35:24,768
- Because you only get one wish.
- Oh, you only get one.
1592
01:35:24,801 --> 01:35:26,002
Oh, okay, yeah.
1593
01:35:26,037 --> 01:35:28,472
- That makes sense.
- One wish.
1594
01:35:28,505 --> 01:35:31,575
You only get one wish, Ian,
but it's real.
1595
01:35:32,843 --> 01:35:35,712
It's real, Ian.
1596
01:35:38,582 --> 01:35:40,784
So I need you to make a wish.
1597
01:35:41,551 --> 01:35:46,757
I need you to wish
that I never made a wish.
1598
01:35:46,790 --> 01:35:49,493
Okay? And then you can be with Nikki.
1599
01:35:50,527 --> 01:35:52,896
Oh. Oh, so... so... so that...
1600
01:35:52,929 --> 01:35:54,574
- No, no, no. Dude, no.
- That's what this is about?
1601
01:35:54,598 --> 01:35:56,043
I don't even give a fuck about that, dude.
1602
01:35:56,067 --> 01:35:57,810
- I was gonna tell you.
- Seriously, just open the box,
1603
01:35:57,834 --> 01:35:59,803
and then just be careful
about how you word it.
1604
01:35:59,836 --> 01:36:01,481
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1605
01:36:01,505 --> 01:36:03,607
Dude, stop.
Okay, um, I need you to say,
1606
01:36:03,640 --> 01:36:06,476
uh, uh, "I-I wish for my friend Baron..."
1607
01:36:06,510 --> 01:36:07,744
I wish for a billion dollars.
1608
01:36:07,778 --> 01:36:10,313
No!
1609
01:36:34,938 --> 01:36:36,373
Nikki?
1610
01:36:36,406 --> 01:36:38,375
I need you to do something for me.
1611
01:36:41,411 --> 01:36:43,847
♪ I do miss you ♪
1612
01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:48,652
♪ I do miss you,
I do miss you... ♪
1613
01:36:55,392 --> 01:36:57,661
Nikki, you'll do anything for me, right?
1614
01:37:02,766 --> 01:37:04,734
I need you...
1615
01:37:13,977 --> 01:37:17,447
I'll do everything for you, baby.
1616
01:37:21,651 --> 01:37:23,753
You like me better now?
1617
01:37:27,024 --> 01:37:30,527
Nikki, I need you... I need you
to do something for me, okay?
1618
01:37:30,560 --> 01:37:32,929
Why can't you love me?!
1619
01:37:32,963 --> 01:37:34,098
Stop.
1620
01:37:34,131 --> 01:37:37,734
Why don't you love me?!
1621
01:37:37,767 --> 01:37:40,071
Stop! Stop!
1622
01:37:40,104 --> 01:37:41,504
Oh, God.
1623
01:37:41,538 --> 01:37:42,882
- God, I want to eat you up.
- Nikki.
1624
01:37:42,906 --> 01:37:44,617
Bear, open the door.
1625
01:37:44,641 --> 01:37:46,521
I got, like, a billion dollars,
dude. It's real.
1626
01:37:47,544 --> 01:37:49,146
- Stop! Stop!
- Nikki.
1627
01:37:49,180 --> 01:37:50,647
Bear, what's going on?
1628
01:37:50,680 --> 01:37:51,891
- Oh, God.
- I want to smell like you.
1629
01:37:51,915 --> 01:37:53,516
- Nikki! No!
- I'm coming in.
1630
01:37:53,550 --> 01:37:54,827
You guys better not be doing
some weird shit!
1631
01:37:54,851 --> 01:37:56,620
- I just need you...
- I'm coming in!
1632
01:37:56,653 --> 01:37:57,964
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, Nikki.
- I'll kill myself, Bear!
1633
01:37:57,988 --> 01:37:59,699
- What the... what the fuck?
- I'll kill myself
1634
01:37:59,723 --> 01:38:00,800
- right in front of you!
- Nikki, what the fuck?
1635
01:38:00,824 --> 01:38:02,559
Nikki!
1636
01:38:02,592 --> 01:38:03,936
I'll rip my eyes out of my fucking skull
1637
01:38:03,960 --> 01:38:07,031
and shove the barrel in my pussy, Bear!
1638
01:38:08,798 --> 01:38:11,434
I love you. I love you.
1639
01:38:11,468 --> 01:38:14,171
- Scream it!
- I love you. I love you!
1640
01:38:16,140 --> 01:38:18,075
I knew you did.
1641
01:38:18,109 --> 01:38:19,876
Oh, I knew you did.
1642
01:38:19,910 --> 01:38:23,180
I love you so much, baby.
1643
01:38:23,214 --> 01:38:25,016
- You owe me that.
- It's okay, baby.
1644
01:38:25,049 --> 01:38:26,859
- We're gonna make this work.
- You owe me that.
1645
01:38:26,883 --> 01:38:28,852
- I'll make this work.
- You have to, baby.
1646
01:38:28,885 --> 01:38:30,720
- I will, baby.
- I'm gonna heal.
1647
01:38:30,754 --> 01:38:32,989
- I'm gonna make this work.
- You have to.
1648
01:38:33,024 --> 01:38:34,591
I will.
1649
01:38:34,624 --> 01:38:36,593
I'm sorry for the theatrics.
1650
01:38:36,626 --> 01:38:38,495
I don't know why I do that.
1651
01:38:38,528 --> 01:38:40,197
- It's okay, sweetie.
- I love you.
1652
01:38:40,231 --> 01:38:43,067
- I love you so much.
- I'm gonna heal.
1653
01:38:43,100 --> 01:38:46,469
Uh-huh. Oh, I'm sorry.
1654
01:38:46,503 --> 01:38:47,671
It's okay, baby.
1655
01:38:47,704 --> 01:38:49,906
I'm gonna be pretty again.
1656
01:38:49,940 --> 01:38:52,209
You're so beautiful.
1657
01:38:52,243 --> 01:38:54,577
You're the most beautiful girl
in the entire world.
1658
01:38:54,611 --> 01:38:56,813
- Yeah?
- Yeah, baby.
1659
01:38:56,846 --> 01:39:01,085
Oh, we are gonna be together forever
1660
01:39:01,118 --> 01:39:03,687
and ever...
1661
01:39:03,720 --> 01:39:07,691
and ever and ever.
1662
01:39:13,130 --> 01:39:14,731
What?
1663
01:39:17,068 --> 01:39:18,969
What's wrong, baby?
1664
01:39:19,002 --> 01:39:21,504
You shook your head.
1665
01:39:21,538 --> 01:39:22,639
No, I didn't.
1666
01:39:22,672 --> 01:39:24,175
Why'd you shake your head?
1667
01:39:24,208 --> 01:39:26,710
I was just thinking that, uh,
we should freshen up, maybe.
1668
01:39:26,743 --> 01:39:28,012
- Okay?
- Okay.
1669
01:39:28,045 --> 01:39:29,946
Let's go. Come on.
1670
01:39:33,650 --> 01:39:34,951
I know what you want.
1671
01:39:34,985 --> 01:39:36,987
No! Fuck you!
1672
01:39:37,021 --> 01:39:39,256
Fuck you!
1673
01:39:39,290 --> 01:39:40,824
No!
1674
01:39:40,857 --> 01:39:42,726
Just give me a second to freshen up.
1675
01:39:42,759 --> 01:39:44,894
- Let me in!
- I'm sorry!
1676
01:39:44,928 --> 01:39:46,863
- No! No!
- Babe, I just need a second!
1677
01:39:46,896 --> 01:39:48,865
Fuck you, Bear! Let me in!
1678
01:39:52,569 --> 01:39:54,171
Bear, what are you doing?
1679
01:39:54,205 --> 01:39:55,939
- Just one second!
- Okay. Thank you.
1680
01:39:59,010 --> 01:40:00,744
Oh, shit.
1681
01:40:07,184 --> 01:40:08,918
Hey, baby?
1682
01:40:11,988 --> 01:40:15,658
I was thinking maybe
we should break up.
1683
01:40:22,366 --> 01:40:24,634
Oh, shit.
1684
01:40:24,667 --> 01:40:26,103
You hear that?
1685
01:40:30,207 --> 01:40:33,077
Fuck. Fuck.
1686
01:40:35,012 --> 01:40:38,115
Baby, maybe we should
take some space.
1687
01:40:51,861 --> 01:40:54,198
If space is what we need,
then take it.
1688
01:40:54,231 --> 01:40:56,900
Oh, fuck. Fuck.
1689
01:41:02,739 --> 01:41:04,841
It's gonna be okay.
1690
01:41:13,117 --> 01:41:14,884
You hear that?
1691
01:41:24,661 --> 01:41:26,830
We can take space.
1692
01:41:38,409 --> 01:41:40,777
We can take space.
1693
01:41:46,283 --> 01:41:47,884
Baby?
1694
01:41:53,790 --> 01:41:55,725
You hear that?
1695
01:43:53,477 --> 01:43:55,512
No, honey.
1696
01:43:55,546 --> 01:43:57,114
Honey, honey.
1697
01:43:57,147 --> 01:43:58,948
No, no, no.
1698
01:43:58,982 --> 01:44:01,851
Bear! No.
1699
01:44:02,819 --> 01:44:04,288
What did you do, Bear? No!
1700
01:44:04,321 --> 01:44:08,259
Baby, what did you do?
Baby, what did you do?
1701
01:44:08,292 --> 01:44:09,959
No!
1702
01:44:09,993 --> 01:44:13,997
No, no, no, no, no, no!
1703
01:44:29,480 --> 01:44:31,181
Baby.
1704
01:44:32,182 --> 01:44:34,218
Baby.
1705
01:45:47,057 --> 01:45:50,294
What did you do?
1706
01:45:50,327 --> 01:45:53,530
♪ Hold me ♪
1707
01:45:53,564 --> 01:45:56,966
♪ Kiss me ♪
1708
01:45:56,999 --> 01:46:00,104
♪ Whisper ♪
1709
01:46:00,137 --> 01:46:03,540
♪ Sweetly ♪
1710
01:46:03,574 --> 01:46:07,010
♪ That you ♪
1711
01:46:07,044 --> 01:46:10,047
♪ Love me ♪
1712
01:46:10,080 --> 01:46:14,284
♪ Forever ♪
1713
01:47:03,167 --> 01:47:06,670
♪ Forever ♪
1714
01:47:06,703 --> 01:47:10,107
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1715
01:47:10,140 --> 01:47:13,477
♪ Hold me ♪
1716
01:47:13,510 --> 01:47:16,713
♪ Kiss me ♪
1717
01:47:16,747 --> 01:47:20,083
♪ Whisper ♪
1718
01:47:20,117 --> 01:47:23,520
♪ Sweetly ♪
1719
01:47:23,554 --> 01:47:26,989
♪ That you ♪
1720
01:47:27,024 --> 01:47:29,760
♪ Love me ♪
1721
01:47:29,793 --> 01:47:34,164
♪ Forever. ♪
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