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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:36,726 # It's been a hard day's night # 2 00:00:36,726 --> 00:00:39,892 # And I've been workin' like a dog # 3 00:00:39,892 --> 00:00:43,086 # It's been a hard day's night # 4 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:46,568 # I should be sleepin' like a log # 5 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:48,611 # But when I get home to you # 6 00:00:48,611 --> 00:00:49,973 # I find the things that you do # 7 00:00:49,973 --> 00:00:53,368 # Will make me feel all right # 8 00:00:53,368 --> 00:00:56,725 # You know I work all day # 9 00:00:56,725 --> 00:01:00,092 # To get you money to buy you things # 10 00:01:00,092 --> 00:01:03,372 # And it's worth it just to hear you say # 11 00:01:03,372 --> 00:01:06,691 # You're gonna give me everything # 12 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:08,446 # So why on earth should I moan? # 13 00:01:08,446 --> 00:01:10,173 # 'Cause when I get you alone # 14 00:01:10,173 --> 00:01:13,376 # You know I feel OK # 15 00:01:13,376 --> 00:01:15,928 # When I'm home # 16 00:01:15,928 --> 00:01:18,892 # Everything seems to be right # 17 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:22,489 # When I'm home # 18 00:01:22,489 --> 00:01:25,692 # Feeling you holding me tight # 19 00:01:25,692 --> 00:01:27,256 # Tight, yeah # 20 00:01:27,256 --> 00:01:30,373 # It's been a hard day's night # 21 00:01:30,373 --> 00:01:33,778 # And I've been workin' like a dog # 22 00:01:33,778 --> 00:01:37,135 # It's been a hard day's night # 23 00:01:37,135 --> 00:01:40,579 # I should be sleepin' like a log # 24 00:01:40,579 --> 00:01:42,334 # But when I get home to you # 25 00:01:42,334 --> 00:01:44,099 # I find the things that you do # 26 00:01:44,099 --> 00:01:46,660 # Will make me feel all right # 27 00:01:46,660 --> 00:01:48,981 Aah! 28 00:02:01,057 --> 00:02:02,620 # So why on earth should I moan? # 29 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:04,376 # 'Cause when I get you alone # 30 00:02:04,376 --> 00:02:07,618 # You know I feel OK # 31 00:02:07,618 --> 00:02:09,900 # When I'm home # 32 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:14,140 # Everything seems to be right # 33 00:02:14,140 --> 00:02:16,816 # When I'm home # 34 00:02:16,816 --> 00:02:20,221 # Feeling you holding me tight # 35 00:02:20,221 --> 00:02:21,698 # Tight, yeah # 36 00:02:21,698 --> 00:02:24,739 # It's been a hard day's night # 37 00:02:24,739 --> 00:02:27,866 # And I've been workin' like a dog # 38 00:02:27,866 --> 00:02:31,501 # It's been a hard day's night # 39 00:02:31,501 --> 00:02:34,983 # I should be sleepin' like a log # 40 00:02:34,983 --> 00:02:36,546 # But when I get home to you # 41 00:02:36,546 --> 00:02:38,225 # I find the things that you do # 42 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:41,745 # Will make me feel all right # 43 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:45,227 # You know I feel all right # 44 00:02:45,227 --> 00:02:47,749 # You know I feel all right # 45 00:02:47,749 --> 00:02:49,466 [Crowd screaming] 46 00:03:26,634 --> 00:03:30,030 Hey, pardon me for askin', but who's that little old man? 47 00:03:30,030 --> 00:03:32,754 - What little old man? - That little old man. 48 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,547 Oh, that one. That's my grandfather. 49 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,629 - Your grandfather? - Yeah. 50 00:03:36,629 --> 00:03:40,072 - That's not your grandfather. - It is, you know. 51 00:03:40,072 --> 00:03:42,710 But I've seen your grandfather. He lives in your house. 52 00:03:42,710 --> 00:03:45,875 Oh, that's my other grandfather, but he's my grandfather as well. 53 00:03:45,875 --> 00:03:47,352 How do you reckon that one out? 54 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,117 Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they? 55 00:03:49,117 --> 00:03:50,230 And this is my other one. 56 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:53,031 We know that, but what's he doin' here? 57 00:03:53,031 --> 00:03:55,150 Well, my mother thought the trip would do him good. 58 00:03:55,150 --> 00:03:58,114 - How's that? - He's nursin' a broken heart. 59 00:03:58,114 --> 00:04:00,234 JOHN: Ah, poor old thing. 60 00:04:00,234 --> 00:04:02,594 Hey, mister, are you nursin' a broken heart? 61 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:07,994 He's a nice old man, isn't he? 62 00:04:07,994 --> 00:04:09,960 He's very clean. 63 00:04:16,598 --> 00:04:19,360 - Hello, grandfather. - Hello. 64 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,722 He can talk then, can he? 65 00:04:20,722 --> 00:04:22,794 Of course he can talk. He's a human being, isn't he? 66 00:04:22,794 --> 00:04:25,201 Well, if he's your grandfather, who knows? Ha ha ha. 67 00:04:26,803 --> 00:04:28,443 And we're lookin' after him, are we? 68 00:04:28,443 --> 00:04:31,359 - I look after meself. - That's what I'm afraid of. 69 00:04:31,359 --> 00:04:32,597 He's got you worried, then? 70 00:04:32,597 --> 00:04:35,436 Him, he's a villain, a real mixer... 71 00:04:35,436 --> 00:04:37,603 and he costs you a fortune in breach of promise cases. 72 00:04:37,603 --> 00:04:39,320 - GEORGE: Get on. - No, straight up. 73 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,519 Hiya. 74 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,598 - Hello, Shake. - Hello, Shake. 75 00:04:43,598 --> 00:04:46,802 - You got on all right, then? - No. 76 00:04:46,802 --> 00:04:49,085 Oh? Well, we're here. 77 00:04:49,085 --> 00:04:50,677 SHAKE: Norm'll be along in a minute with the tickets. 78 00:04:50,677 --> 00:04:52,643 Hey, who's the little old man? 79 00:04:52,643 --> 00:04:55,118 It's Paul's grandfather. 80 00:04:56,326 --> 00:04:59,003 - Oh, aye, but I thought... - No, that's his other one. 81 00:04:59,003 --> 00:05:00,921 Oh, that's all right, then. 82 00:05:00,921 --> 00:05:03,607 Clean, though, isn't he? 83 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:05,362 Oh, aye. He's very clean. 84 00:05:05,362 --> 00:05:08,364 - NORM: Mornin', lads. - Hi, Norm. 85 00:05:08,364 --> 00:05:11,644 Thank God you've all got here. Look, I've had a marvelous idea. 86 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,409 Just for once, let's all try to behave... 87 00:05:13,409 --> 00:05:15,328 like ordinary respectable citizens. 88 00:05:15,328 --> 00:05:17,563 Let's not cause any trouble, pull any strokes... 89 00:05:17,563 --> 00:05:19,404 or do anything I'm gonna be sorry for... 90 00:05:19,404 --> 00:05:21,927 especially tomorrow in that television theater, because... 91 00:05:21,927 --> 00:05:25,524 Are you listening to me, Lennon? 92 00:05:25,524 --> 00:05:27,442 You're a swine. Isn't he, George? 93 00:05:27,442 --> 00:05:28,929 Yeah, a swine. 94 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:31,691 Thanks. Hey! 95 00:05:31,691 --> 00:05:33,811 ALL: Who's that little old man? 96 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:37,091 - Well, who is he? - He belongs to Paul. 97 00:05:37,091 --> 00:05:39,249 Oh, well. I'm going down for a cup of coffee. 98 00:05:39,249 --> 00:05:40,966 - Anyone coming? - We'll follow you down. 99 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:42,367 I want me coffee. 100 00:05:42,367 --> 00:05:44,208 You can come with Shake and me, if you like. 101 00:05:44,208 --> 00:05:46,693 PAUL: Look after him. I don't want to find you've lost him. 102 00:05:46,693 --> 00:05:51,172 Don't be cheeky. I'll bind him to me with promises. 103 00:05:51,172 --> 00:05:55,095 Very clean, isn't he? Come out, granddad. 104 00:05:56,850 --> 00:05:58,375 Make up your mind, will you? 105 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:21,894 Hello. Morning. 106 00:06:24,091 --> 00:06:25,577 All right? 107 00:06:41,097 --> 00:06:42,296 Whoa. 108 00:06:42,296 --> 00:06:43,974 Do you mind if we have it open? 109 00:06:43,974 --> 00:06:45,413 Yes, I do. 110 00:06:45,413 --> 00:06:47,255 Well, there are four of us, and we'd like it open... 111 00:06:47,255 --> 00:06:50,861 not if it's all the same to you, that is. 112 00:06:50,861 --> 00:06:53,863 It isn't. I travel on this train regularly... 113 00:06:53,863 --> 00:06:56,098 twice a week, so I suppose I have some rights. 114 00:06:56,098 --> 00:06:57,422 So have we. 115 00:07:02,458 --> 00:07:05,105 [Playing rock and roll] 116 00:07:05,105 --> 00:07:07,580 And we'll have that thing off as well. Thank you. 117 00:07:07,580 --> 00:07:09,018 - [Turns off] - But... 118 00:07:09,018 --> 00:07:10,783 An elementary knowledge of the Railway Acts... 119 00:07:10,783 --> 00:07:12,385 would tell you that I am perfectly within my rights. 120 00:07:12,385 --> 00:07:14,543 Yeah, but we want to hear it. There's more of us than you. 121 00:07:14,543 --> 00:07:16,625 We're a community, a majority vote. 122 00:07:16,625 --> 00:07:17,862 Up the workers and all that stuff. 123 00:07:17,862 --> 00:07:19,579 Then I suggest you take that damn thing... 124 00:07:19,579 --> 00:07:21,747 into the corridor, or some other part of the train... 125 00:07:21,747 --> 00:07:23,540 where you obviously belong. 126 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:25,900 Give us a kiss. 127 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:28,221 Look, mister, we paid for our seats, too, you know. 128 00:07:28,221 --> 00:07:30,983 I travel on this train regularly, twice a week. 129 00:07:30,983 --> 00:07:32,748 Knock it off, Paul. You can't win with his sort. 130 00:07:32,748 --> 00:07:34,341 After all, it's his train, isn't it, mister? 131 00:07:34,341 --> 00:07:36,460 And don't take that tone with me, young man. 132 00:07:36,460 --> 00:07:38,264 I fought the war for your sort. 133 00:07:38,264 --> 00:07:39,702 I bet you're sorry you won. 134 00:07:39,702 --> 00:07:42,388 - I shall call the guard. - Ah, but what? 135 00:07:42,388 --> 00:07:44,421 They don't take kindly to insults, you know. 136 00:07:44,421 --> 00:07:47,826 Let's go have some coffee and leave the kennel to Lassie. 137 00:07:50,148 --> 00:07:51,423 [Door closes] 138 00:07:51,423 --> 00:07:53,150 PAUL: Hey, mister, can we have our ball back? 139 00:07:57,428 --> 00:08:01,428 PAUL: Look, mister! Mister! Can we have our ball back? 140 00:08:01,428 --> 00:08:04,305 - JOHN: Hey! - PAUL: Please, mister! 141 00:08:08,593 --> 00:08:10,674 - You want to watch it. - Well, it's not my fault. 142 00:08:10,674 --> 00:08:11,873 You stick to that story, son. 143 00:08:11,873 --> 00:08:14,309 I can't help it. I'm just taller than you are. 144 00:08:14,309 --> 00:08:15,710 They always say that. 145 00:08:15,710 --> 00:08:17,110 Well, I've got me eye on ya. 146 00:08:17,110 --> 00:08:19,709 I'm sorry, Norm. I can't help being taller than you. 147 00:08:19,709 --> 00:08:22,395 Well, don't rub it in! I've a good mind to thump you, Shake. 148 00:08:22,395 --> 00:08:23,949 If you're gonna have a barney, can I hold your coat? 149 00:08:23,949 --> 00:08:26,510 - He started it. - I did not. You did. 150 00:08:26,510 --> 00:08:27,632 Well, what happened? 151 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:28,754 The old fella said that... 152 00:08:28,754 --> 00:08:31,028 could he have these pictures, and Norm said, "No." 153 00:08:31,028 --> 00:08:33,310 And all I said was, "Well, why not be big about it?" 154 00:08:33,310 --> 00:08:35,315 - And? - Your grandfather pointed out... 155 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:37,953 that Shake was always being taller than me just to spite me. 156 00:08:37,953 --> 00:08:39,392 I knew it. He started it. 157 00:08:39,392 --> 00:08:40,993 - PAUL: I should've known. - NORM: You what? 158 00:08:40,993 --> 00:08:43,113 You two have never had an argument in your life... 159 00:08:43,113 --> 00:08:45,156 and in two minutes flat, he's got you at it. 160 00:08:45,156 --> 00:08:46,470 He's a king mixer. 161 00:08:46,470 --> 00:08:49,271 He hates group unity, so he gets everyone at it. 162 00:08:49,271 --> 00:08:51,151 Well, I suggest you just give him the photos... 163 00:08:51,151 --> 00:08:52,273 and have done with it. 164 00:08:53,712 --> 00:08:55,717 Oh, all right, you old devil. Here you are. 165 00:08:57,434 --> 00:09:00,071 Hey, Pauly, would you ever sign one of them for us? 166 00:09:00,071 --> 00:09:02,354 Ah, come out, Shake. 167 00:09:10,757 --> 00:09:13,202 JOHN: Hey, look at the talent. Let's give 'em a pull. 168 00:09:13,202 --> 00:09:14,958 - Should I? - Aye, but don't rush. 169 00:09:14,958 --> 00:09:17,557 None of your five bar gate jumps and over sort of stuff. 170 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,236 - What's that supposed to mean? - I don't know. 171 00:09:19,236 --> 00:09:21,240 I thought it just sounded distinguished-like. 172 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,677 JOHN: George Harrison, the scouse of distinction. 173 00:09:23,677 --> 00:09:24,799 Excuse me, madame. 174 00:09:27,235 --> 00:09:29,844 Excuse me, but these young men I'm sitting with... 175 00:09:29,844 --> 00:09:32,117 wondered if two of us could come over and join you. 176 00:09:32,117 --> 00:09:34,400 I'd ask you myself, only I'm shy. 177 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,163 I'm sorry, miss. You mustn't fraternize with me prisoners. 178 00:09:37,163 --> 00:09:39,081 - Prisoners? - Convict in transit. 179 00:09:39,081 --> 00:09:41,239 Typical old lads, the lot of them. 180 00:09:41,239 --> 00:09:44,126 Get out, ladies! Get out while you can! 181 00:09:48,644 --> 00:09:50,044 He's been gone a long time. 182 00:09:50,044 --> 00:09:51,963 - Who? - Paul's grandfather. 183 00:09:51,963 --> 00:09:53,727 Oh, I didn't notice. Where'd he go? 184 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:56,240 - Down the, uh... - Oh, down the, uh... 185 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,526 Yeah, down the, uh... 186 00:09:57,526 --> 00:09:59,962 Oh, well, give him a couple of minutes, then. 187 00:10:07,329 --> 00:10:09,602 Hey, have you seen Paul's grandfather? 188 00:10:09,602 --> 00:10:11,722 Of course. He's concealed about me person. 189 00:10:11,722 --> 00:10:13,525 Now, he must've slipped off somewhere. 190 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,165 - Have you lost him? - Now, don't exaggerate. 191 00:10:15,165 --> 00:10:16,287 You've lost him! 192 00:10:16,287 --> 00:10:19,251 Look, put it this way, Pauly... he's mislaid him. 193 00:10:19,251 --> 00:10:21,246 Honest, you can't trust you with anything, Norm. 194 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,810 If you've lost him, I'll cripple ya. 195 00:10:22,810 --> 00:10:26,848 - He can't have got far. - Let's look up the sharp end. 196 00:10:26,848 --> 00:10:28,689 What's the matter with you, then? 197 00:10:28,689 --> 00:10:30,291 It's his grandfather. 198 00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:32,651 I can tell he doesn't like me. It's 'cause I'm little. 199 00:10:32,651 --> 00:10:35,010 You've got an inferiority complex, you have. 200 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,612 Yeah, I know. That's why I play the drums. 201 00:10:36,612 --> 00:10:38,693 It's me active compensatory factor. 202 00:10:58,577 --> 00:10:59,968 Goin' in, then? 203 00:10:59,968 --> 00:11:01,618 No, she'll only reject me in the end... 204 00:11:01,618 --> 00:11:02,769 and I'll be frustrated. 205 00:11:02,769 --> 00:11:04,898 You never know. You may be lucky this time. 206 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,337 No, I know the psychological pattern. 207 00:11:06,337 --> 00:11:08,457 It plays havoc with me drum skins. 208 00:11:15,334 --> 00:11:17,415 Excuse me. Have you seen that little old man we were with? 209 00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:19,334 We've broken out... the blessed freedom of it all. 210 00:11:19,334 --> 00:11:22,096 Have you got a nail file? These handcuffs are killing me. 211 00:11:22,096 --> 00:11:25,098 I was framed! I'm innocent! I don't want to go! 212 00:11:25,098 --> 00:11:26,815 Sorry for disturbing you, girls. 213 00:11:26,815 --> 00:11:29,856 I bet you can't guess what I was in for. 214 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:33,855 Should we go in here? 215 00:11:33,855 --> 00:11:35,534 No, it's probably a honeymoon couple... 216 00:11:35,534 --> 00:11:37,376 or a company director or something. 217 00:11:37,376 --> 00:11:39,620 Well, I don't care. I'm gonna broaden my outlook. 218 00:11:42,018 --> 00:11:44,896 Congratulate me, boys. I'm engaged. 219 00:11:44,896 --> 00:11:46,536 PAUL: Oh, no, you're not. Not this time. 220 00:11:46,536 --> 00:11:47,581 PAUL: Oh, no, you're not. Not this time. 221 00:11:49,097 --> 00:11:50,775 And to think me own grandson... 222 00:11:50,775 --> 00:11:52,540 would've let them put me behind bars. 223 00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:54,900 Don't dramatize. Let's face it, you're lucky to be here. 224 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:56,060 If they'd have had their own way... 225 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:59,024 you would have been dropped off already. 226 00:11:59,024 --> 00:12:00,741 Well, you've got to admit you upset a lot of people. 227 00:12:00,741 --> 00:12:02,141 PAUL: At least I can keep my eye on you... 228 00:12:02,141 --> 00:12:03,465 while you're stuck in here. 229 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:09,824 Shove up. 230 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,026 - Odds or evens? - Odds. 231 00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:15,186 JOHN: Don't worry, son. 232 00:12:15,186 --> 00:12:17,421 We'll get you the best lawyer green stamps can buy. 233 00:12:17,421 --> 00:12:19,301 PAUL: Oh! It's a laugh a line with Lennon. 234 00:12:19,301 --> 00:12:20,423 Anyway, it's your fault. 235 00:12:20,423 --> 00:12:21,862 - RINGO: Why me? - Why not you? 236 00:12:21,862 --> 00:12:24,260 JOHN: God, it's depressing in here, isn't it? 237 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:27,703 Funny. They usually reckon dogs more than people in England. 238 00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,708 You'd expect something more palatial. 239 00:12:31,022 --> 00:12:33,545 - Let's do somethin', then. - Like what? 240 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,904 Hmm. 241 00:12:35,904 --> 00:12:37,305 OK. 242 00:12:37,305 --> 00:12:39,070 [Girls laughing] 243 00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:41,391 GEORGE: Cor, there's the girls. 244 00:12:41,391 --> 00:12:43,789 RINGO: I'll deal 'em. 245 00:12:43,789 --> 00:12:46,590 JOHN: Aye aye, the Liverpool shuffle. 246 00:12:46,590 --> 00:12:49,784 Two for you, two for me, three for them. 247 00:12:51,711 --> 00:12:53,630 Cheat. 248 00:12:53,630 --> 00:12:56,104 # I... # 249 00:12:56,104 --> 00:13:00,028 # Should have known better with a girl like you # 250 00:13:00,028 --> 00:13:03,068 # That I would love everything that you do # 251 00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:05,552 # And I do # 252 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,269 # Hey, hey, hey # 253 00:13:07,269 --> 00:13:08,670 # And I do # 254 00:13:10,511 --> 00:13:13,955 # Whoa, whoa, I... # 255 00:13:13,955 --> 00:13:18,031 # Never realized what a kiss could be # 256 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,832 # This could only happen to me # 257 00:13:20,832 --> 00:13:25,916 # Can't you see, can't you see # 258 00:13:25,916 --> 00:13:30,913 # That when I tell you that I love you # 259 00:13:30,913 --> 00:13:33,071 # Oh # 260 00:13:33,071 --> 00:13:38,519 # You're gonna say you love me, too # 261 00:13:38,519 --> 00:13:40,274 # Oh # 262 00:13:40,274 --> 00:13:47,631 # And when I ask you to be mine # 263 00:13:47,631 --> 00:13:52,840 # You're gonna say you love me, too # 264 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:56,839 # So, oh, I... # 265 00:13:56,839 --> 00:14:00,676 # Should have realized a lot of things before # 266 00:14:00,676 --> 00:14:04,043 # If this is love, you gotta give me more # 267 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:07,035 # Give me more, hey, hey, hey # 268 00:14:07,035 --> 00:14:09,395 # Give me more # 269 00:14:28,761 --> 00:14:32,521 # Whoa, whoa, I... # 270 00:14:32,521 --> 00:14:36,165 # Never realized what a kiss could be # 271 00:14:36,165 --> 00:14:39,839 # This could only happen to me # 272 00:14:39,839 --> 00:14:44,606 # Can't you see, can't you see # 273 00:14:44,606 --> 00:14:49,124 # That when I tell you that I love you # 274 00:14:49,124 --> 00:14:51,646 # Oh # 275 00:14:51,646 --> 00:14:57,401 # You're gonna say you love me, too # 276 00:14:57,401 --> 00:14:58,927 # Oh # 277 00:14:58,927 --> 00:15:05,804 # And when I ask you to be mine # 278 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:10,043 # You're gonna say you love me, too # 279 00:15:11,405 --> 00:15:14,484 # You love me, too # 280 00:15:14,484 --> 00:15:17,323 # You love me, too # 281 00:15:19,088 --> 00:15:21,093 # You love me, too # 282 00:15:21,093 --> 00:15:23,251 GEORGE: He's wearin' his lucky rings. 283 00:15:23,251 --> 00:15:24,373 All mine. 284 00:15:24,373 --> 00:15:27,011 JOHN: It won't buy you happiness, my son. 285 00:15:27,011 --> 00:15:29,572 [Screaming] 286 00:15:29,572 --> 00:15:32,574 Hey, don't move, any of you. 287 00:15:32,574 --> 00:15:35,490 They've gone potty out there. The place is surging with girls. 288 00:15:35,490 --> 00:15:37,495 Please, sir, can I have one to surge me, sir, please, sir? 289 00:15:37,495 --> 00:15:39,010 No, you can't. Now listen. 290 00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:41,207 As soon as I tell you, get out through this door there... 291 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,010 into that big car that's waiting. 292 00:15:45,408 --> 00:15:47,336 [Girls screaming] 293 00:15:51,777 --> 00:15:53,571 [Screaming] 294 00:15:53,571 --> 00:15:55,489 Come on, lads. Come on, then! 295 00:16:16,293 --> 00:16:18,221 [Train whistle blows] 296 00:16:42,421 --> 00:16:44,340 [Screaming] 297 00:16:47,984 --> 00:16:49,903 [Piano playing] 298 00:16:59,303 --> 00:17:01,940 - I don't snore. - You do, repeatedly. 299 00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:03,226 Do I snore, John? 300 00:17:03,226 --> 00:17:05,787 Yeah, you're a window rattler, son. 301 00:17:05,787 --> 00:17:08,827 That's just your opinion. Do I snore, Paul? 302 00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:10,266 With a trombone hooter like yours... 303 00:17:10,266 --> 00:17:11,628 it would be unnatural if you didn't. 304 00:17:11,628 --> 00:17:14,141 Now, Pauly, don't mock the afflicted. 305 00:17:14,141 --> 00:17:15,781 Oh, come off it. It's only a joke. 306 00:17:15,781 --> 00:17:18,064 Ah, it may be a joke, but it's his nose. 307 00:17:18,064 --> 00:17:20,865 He can't help havin' a hideous great hooter... 308 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:25,267 the poor little head tremblin' under the weight of it. 309 00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:29,027 John, Paul, George, come here. Get at it. 310 00:17:29,027 --> 00:17:31,224 Hello, the income tax have caught up with us at last. 311 00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:33,104 - None for me, then? - Sorry. 312 00:17:36,864 --> 00:17:38,389 This'll keep you busy. 313 00:17:38,389 --> 00:17:41,266 It's your nose, you know. Fans are funny that way. 314 00:17:41,266 --> 00:17:43,348 They take a dislike to things. They'll pick on a nose. 315 00:17:43,348 --> 00:17:46,225 - Ah, you pick on your own. - Hey, here. 316 00:17:46,225 --> 00:17:49,065 - Are those yours? - No, they're for Ringo. 317 00:17:49,065 --> 00:17:50,829 Must've cost you a fortune in stamps, Ringo. 318 00:17:50,829 --> 00:17:52,345 He comes from a large family. 319 00:17:52,345 --> 00:17:53,630 Well... 320 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,946 What's Le Cirque Club? 321 00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:00,306 "The management of Le Cirque Club... 322 00:18:00,306 --> 00:18:01,869 "takes pleasure in requesting the company... 323 00:18:01,869 --> 00:18:03,634 "of Mr. Richard Starkey..." That's you. 324 00:18:03,634 --> 00:18:04,833 "To their gaming rooms... 325 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,711 "chemin de fer, baccarat, and champagne buffet." 326 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,716 - They want me? - JOHN: You're a big spender. 327 00:18:09,716 --> 00:18:12,037 - Well, you're not goin'. - Aw. 328 00:18:12,037 --> 00:18:14,109 Quite right. Invites to gamblin' dens... 329 00:18:14,109 --> 00:18:16,152 full of easy money and fast women... 330 00:18:16,152 --> 00:18:18,549 chicken sandwiches and cornets of caviar. 331 00:18:18,549 --> 00:18:20,190 Disgustin'. 332 00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:21,437 - That's mine. - Come on, you lot. 333 00:18:21,437 --> 00:18:23,432 - Get your pens out. - Why? 334 00:18:23,432 --> 00:18:25,753 It's homework time for you load of college puddings. 335 00:18:25,753 --> 00:18:27,355 I want this lot answered tonight. 336 00:18:27,355 --> 00:18:28,957 - Yeah, right. - I want to go out. 337 00:18:28,957 --> 00:18:31,354 NORM: Now, I'll brook no denial. 338 00:18:31,354 --> 00:18:33,474 You couldn't get a pen in your foot, you swine. 339 00:18:33,474 --> 00:18:35,680 Oh, chatter on, son. Chatter on. 340 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:38,078 A touch of the writer's cramp will soon sort you out. 341 00:18:38,078 --> 00:18:39,354 Come on, Shake. 342 00:18:41,714 --> 00:18:43,641 - Ta ta, then. - See ya. 343 00:18:45,675 --> 00:18:47,315 [John humming and chuckling] 344 00:18:47,315 --> 00:18:50,442 - Where are you goin', then? - He told us to stay, didn't he? 345 00:18:50,442 --> 00:18:52,475 - Come, men! - Right. 346 00:18:52,475 --> 00:18:54,921 [All mumbling] 347 00:18:54,921 --> 00:18:56,638 Couldn't we get a taxi? 348 00:18:56,638 --> 00:18:58,720 PAUL AND RINGO: No, we couldn't get a taxi. 349 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,158 [Laughing] 350 00:19:00,158 --> 00:19:01,923 - [Knock knock] - Come in. 351 00:19:03,362 --> 00:19:06,000 - I'll clear up, sir. - Yeah. 352 00:19:18,085 --> 00:19:20,243 # I wanna be your man # 353 00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:22,641 # I wanna be your man # 354 00:19:22,641 --> 00:19:25,202 # I wanna be your man # 355 00:19:25,202 --> 00:19:28,406 # I wanna be your man # 356 00:19:28,406 --> 00:19:30,727 # Tell me that you love me, baby # 357 00:19:30,727 --> 00:19:32,646 # Let me understand # 358 00:19:32,646 --> 00:19:35,725 # Tell me that you love me, baby # 359 00:19:35,725 --> 00:19:37,681 # I wanna be your man # 360 00:19:37,681 --> 00:19:40,242 # I wanna be your lover, baby # 361 00:19:40,242 --> 00:19:42,966 # I wanna be your man # 362 00:19:42,966 --> 00:19:45,048 # I wanna be your lover, baby # 363 00:19:45,048 --> 00:19:46,803 # I wanna be your man # 364 00:19:46,803 --> 00:19:49,210 # I wanna be your man # 365 00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:52,568 # I wanna be your man # 366 00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:54,889 # I wanna be your man # 367 00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:57,047 # I wanna be your man # 368 00:19:57,047 --> 00:19:58,246 Wow! Wow! 369 00:19:58,246 --> 00:20:00,164 DEALER: Banco. 370 00:20:00,164 --> 00:20:02,725 MAN: Banco. Suivais. 371 00:20:02,725 --> 00:20:04,730 Banco. 372 00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:07,329 WOMAN: Suivais. 373 00:20:07,329 --> 00:20:08,969 Alors, monsieur. 374 00:20:08,969 --> 00:20:10,485 Souffl�. 375 00:20:13,689 --> 00:20:16,173 I bet you're a great swimmer. 376 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,851 My turn? 377 00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:19,127 Bingo. 378 00:20:19,127 --> 00:20:21,487 Pas bingo, monsieur. Banco. 379 00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:24,489 Ah, I'll take the little darlings, anyway. 380 00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:26,570 Two and one is three, carry one is four. 381 00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:29,054 Huit... 382 00:20:29,054 --> 00:20:31,328 et sept. 383 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:38,809 # I can't believe that she would leave me on my own # 384 00:20:38,809 --> 00:20:43,375 # It's just not right when every night I'm all alone # 385 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:46,857 # I've got no time for you right now # 386 00:20:46,857 --> 00:20:49,734 # Don't bother me # 387 00:20:49,734 --> 00:20:55,259 # I know I'll never be the same # 388 00:20:55,259 --> 00:21:00,659 # If I don't get her back again # 389 00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:06,616 # Because I know she'll always be # 390 00:21:06,616 --> 00:21:11,421 # The only girl for me # 391 00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:41,021 Bingo. 392 00:21:41,021 --> 00:21:44,225 # Close your eyes, and I'll kiss you # 393 00:21:44,225 --> 00:21:47,179 # Tomorrow, I'll miss you # 394 00:21:47,179 --> 00:21:52,781 # Remember I'll always be true # 395 00:21:52,781 --> 00:21:55,783 # And then while I'm away # 396 00:21:55,783 --> 00:21:59,063 # I'll write home every day # 397 00:21:59,063 --> 00:22:04,348 # And I'll send all my lovin' to you # 398 00:22:04,348 --> 00:22:08,223 # I'll pretend that I'm kissing # 399 00:22:08,223 --> 00:22:11,149 # The lips I am missing # 400 00:22:11,149 --> 00:22:16,348 # And hope that my dreams will come true # 401 00:22:16,348 --> 00:22:19,829 # And then while I'm away # 402 00:22:19,829 --> 00:22:23,148 # I'll write home every day # 403 00:22:23,148 --> 00:22:28,471 # And I'll send all my lovin' to you # 404 00:22:28,471 --> 00:22:31,186 # All my lovin' # 405 00:22:31,186 --> 00:22:34,869 # I will send to you # 406 00:22:34,869 --> 00:22:39,953 # All my lovin', darlin', I'll be true # 407 00:22:39,953 --> 00:22:41,785 [No audio] 408 00:22:44,586 --> 00:22:46,513 [No audio] 409 00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:56,230 # Close your eyes, and I'll kiss you # 410 00:22:56,230 --> 00:22:59,069 # Tomorrow, I'll miss you # 411 00:22:59,069 --> 00:23:04,949 # Remember I'll always be true # 412 00:23:04,949 --> 00:23:07,874 # And then while I'm away # 413 00:23:07,874 --> 00:23:11,193 # I'll write home every day # 414 00:23:11,193 --> 00:23:16,478 # And I'll send all my lovin' to you # 415 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:17,639 [Voices in hallway] 416 00:23:17,639 --> 00:23:18,799 [Voices in hallway] 417 00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:20,276 The manager. 418 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,317 [All talking at once] 419 00:23:27,317 --> 00:23:29,273 Now, come on, you lot. Get on with it. 420 00:23:29,273 --> 00:23:32,717 - We were gonna do 'em, but... - Aye. Well, now, now, now. 421 00:23:36,841 --> 00:23:39,920 Hey, any of you lot put a man in the cupboard? 422 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,234 - A man? - Don't be soft. 423 00:23:41,234 --> 00:23:42,836 Well, somebody did. 424 00:23:55,603 --> 00:23:57,118 He's right, you know. 425 00:23:57,118 --> 00:23:58,519 There you go. 426 00:24:02,163 --> 00:24:03,957 Hey, uh... 427 00:24:03,957 --> 00:24:05,923 Hey, what's all this? 428 00:24:05,923 --> 00:24:07,401 PAUL: Oh, him. He's been lurking. 429 00:24:07,401 --> 00:24:09,117 He looks a right lurker, doesn't he? 430 00:24:09,117 --> 00:24:10,882 You're undressed. Where are your clothes? 431 00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:12,206 The old gentleman. 432 00:24:12,206 --> 00:24:14,805 He borrowed them to go gambling at Le Cirque. 433 00:24:14,805 --> 00:24:16,561 He's gone to my club, has he? 434 00:24:16,561 --> 00:24:17,721 - Yeah! It's all your fault. - RINGO: What? 435 00:24:17,721 --> 00:24:20,321 Gettin' invites to gambling clubs and all that. 436 00:24:20,321 --> 00:24:22,642 He's probably in the middle of some orgy by now. 437 00:24:22,642 --> 00:24:24,244 JOHN: An orgy? Orgy! Ha ha ha! 438 00:24:24,244 --> 00:24:27,725 - But what about me? - You're too old. 439 00:24:27,725 --> 00:24:29,327 Encore de champagne, monsieur? 440 00:24:29,327 --> 00:24:33,164 Oh, yeah. And I'll have some more champagne, as well. 441 00:24:33,164 --> 00:24:35,687 Lord John McCartney, millionaire Irish peer. 442 00:24:35,687 --> 00:24:37,049 Filthy rich, of course. 443 00:24:37,049 --> 00:24:39,523 Well, I don't know. He looks quite clean to me. 444 00:24:39,523 --> 00:24:41,605 Come on, you lot. Try to act with a bit of decorum. 445 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:42,928 This is a posh place. 446 00:24:42,928 --> 00:24:44,971 JOHN: We know how to behave. We've had lessons. 447 00:24:44,971 --> 00:24:47,609 I'm sorry, sir. Members and invited guests only. 448 00:24:47,609 --> 00:24:50,410 - Aye. Well, uh... - Oh, yes. 449 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:57,210 I'm with them. I'm Ringo's sister. 450 00:24:57,210 --> 00:24:59,244 Excuse me. Have you got a little old man here? 451 00:24:59,244 --> 00:25:00,567 Do you mean Lord McCartney? 452 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:01,690 Oh, he's at it again. 453 00:25:01,690 --> 00:25:03,685 Look, I'm his grandfather. I mean... 454 00:25:03,685 --> 00:25:05,852 WOMAN: Oh, it must be the dolly floor show. 455 00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:06,965 GRANDFATHER: Put me down! 456 00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:08,845 Who are these ruffians? I never saw them before. 457 00:25:08,845 --> 00:25:10,054 MANAGER: Before you go, gentlemen... 458 00:25:10,054 --> 00:25:11,569 there's a little matter of the bill. 459 00:25:11,569 --> 00:25:13,852 I'll take care of that. 460 00:25:13,852 --> 00:25:16,010 A hundred and eighty pounds? 461 00:25:16,010 --> 00:25:17,487 I beg your pardon... guineas. 462 00:25:17,487 --> 00:25:19,693 WAITER: Your winnings, my lord... �190. 463 00:25:19,693 --> 00:25:21,449 Ha! 464 00:25:21,449 --> 00:25:23,530 - What about me change? - Cloak room charge. 465 00:25:23,530 --> 00:25:25,976 Ah, well, easy come, easy go. 466 00:25:25,976 --> 00:25:27,089 Well? 467 00:25:35,894 --> 00:25:38,416 Guten morgen, mein herr. 468 00:25:38,416 --> 00:25:40,690 [Speaking German] 469 00:25:40,690 --> 00:25:43,490 [Imitates engine rewing] 470 00:25:43,490 --> 00:25:45,898 Ah, ze filthy Englander. Guten morgen. 471 00:25:45,898 --> 00:25:47,576 Keep Britain tidy. 472 00:25:47,576 --> 00:25:49,735 - Aw, go on, George. - Don't be ridiculous. 473 00:25:49,735 --> 00:25:50,857 But you said I could. 474 00:25:50,857 --> 00:25:53,571 Honestly, me mind boggles at the very idea. 475 00:25:53,571 --> 00:25:55,892 A grown man, and you haven't shaved with a safety razor. 476 00:25:55,892 --> 00:25:58,540 It's not my fault. I come from a long line of electricians. 477 00:25:58,540 --> 00:26:00,142 Well, you're not practicing on me. 478 00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:02,377 All right, then. But show us. 479 00:26:02,377 --> 00:26:04,295 Oh, come on, then. 480 00:26:04,295 --> 00:26:07,019 Aah hee hee ho! 481 00:26:07,019 --> 00:26:08,458 Ooh. 482 00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:22,059 [Gasps] 483 00:26:22,059 --> 00:26:24,620 # Rule, Britannia, Britannia rules the... # 484 00:26:29,425 --> 00:26:31,497 Put your tongue away. It looks disgusting... 485 00:26:31,497 --> 00:26:33,905 hanging there all pink and naked. 486 00:26:33,905 --> 00:26:36,782 - One slip of the razor, and... - Ooh! 487 00:26:36,782 --> 00:26:38,058 [John humming Deutschland Uber Alles] 488 00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:44,225 Help! Ich! Headphones! Help me! 489 00:26:44,225 --> 00:26:46,307 [Blows bubbles] Help! 490 00:26:46,307 --> 00:26:49,501 Torpedoed again, eh? 491 00:26:49,501 --> 00:26:50,623 Come on, lads. 492 00:26:50,623 --> 00:26:52,301 There's a car waiting to take you to the studio. 493 00:26:52,301 --> 00:26:54,862 - Hey, where's John? - In the bath. 494 00:26:54,862 --> 00:26:56,829 All right, Lennon, let's have you. 495 00:27:00,464 --> 00:27:02,622 Come on, John. Stop larking about. 496 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:12,223 John? John? 497 00:27:12,223 --> 00:27:15,024 John? John? 498 00:27:17,345 --> 00:27:19,504 What are you messing around with that boat for? 499 00:27:19,504 --> 00:27:21,431 There's a car waiting. Come on. 500 00:27:25,470 --> 00:27:27,071 Ready, John? As soon as we draw up... 501 00:27:27,071 --> 00:27:28,673 open that door and straight in. 502 00:27:28,673 --> 00:27:30,592 [Shrieking] 503 00:27:42,629 --> 00:27:44,193 We can't keep them waiting much longer. 504 00:27:44,193 --> 00:27:45,593 - I knew they'd be late. - Oh, here they are. 505 00:27:45,593 --> 00:27:47,396 - Boys, come on. - Where have you been? 506 00:27:47,396 --> 00:27:49,794 It's your press conference we're arranging. 507 00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:51,156 NORM: All right. Give us a couple of shakes... 508 00:27:51,156 --> 00:27:53,429 to get our breath, will you? 509 00:27:53,429 --> 00:27:55,194 JOHN: Hey, I've got a suit just like him, you know. 510 00:27:55,194 --> 00:27:56,950 MAN: Ringo. Yeah. 511 00:27:56,950 --> 00:27:58,072 I don't like the handkerchief. 512 00:27:58,072 --> 00:27:59,789 I always have the handkerchief in me trouser pocket. 513 00:27:59,789 --> 00:28:01,678 You can't blow your nose on it up there, can you, mister? 514 00:28:01,678 --> 00:28:02,791 MAN: No, you can't. 515 00:28:02,791 --> 00:28:04,709 [Crowd chattering] 516 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:43,997 REPORTER: How about highbrow music? 517 00:28:43,997 --> 00:28:46,242 GEORGE: I've always liked that question. 518 00:28:46,242 --> 00:28:49,004 JOHN: I never noted his nose till about six months ago. 519 00:28:49,004 --> 00:28:51,037 GEORGE: And me mother asked me before we left for America... 520 00:28:51,037 --> 00:28:53,157 if we wanted any sandwiches. 521 00:28:53,157 --> 00:28:55,478 JOHN: And when I plugged her in, she just blew up. 522 00:29:02,365 --> 00:29:05,281 Tell me... how did you find America? 523 00:29:05,281 --> 00:29:06,681 Turn left at Greenland. 524 00:29:06,681 --> 00:29:09,607 - Has success changed your life? - Yes. 525 00:29:09,607 --> 00:29:11,362 I'd like to keep Britain tidy. 526 00:29:11,362 --> 00:29:15,209 - Are you a mod or a rocker? - Um, no, I'm a mocker. 527 00:29:15,209 --> 00:29:16,724 [Laughs] Oh. 528 00:29:16,724 --> 00:29:18,048 Have you any hobbies? 529 00:29:24,321 --> 00:29:26,201 No. Actually, we're just good friends. 530 00:29:26,201 --> 00:29:29,164 Do you think these haircuts have come to stay? 531 00:29:29,164 --> 00:29:30,690 Well, this one has, you know. 532 00:29:30,690 --> 00:29:32,809 It's stuck on good and proper now. 533 00:29:32,809 --> 00:29:34,047 Frightfully nice. 534 00:29:34,047 --> 00:29:37,049 What would you call that hairstyle you're wearing? 535 00:29:37,049 --> 00:29:38,209 Arthur. 536 00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:40,089 No. Actually, we're just good friends. 537 00:29:40,089 --> 00:29:42,248 No, they're brown, aren't they? 538 00:29:42,248 --> 00:29:44,329 What do you call that collar? 539 00:29:44,329 --> 00:29:47,485 - Oh. A collar. - Oh. 540 00:29:47,485 --> 00:29:49,250 Do you often see your father? 541 00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:50,966 No. Actually, we're just good friends. 542 00:29:50,966 --> 00:29:55,206 How do you like your girlfriends to dress? 543 00:29:55,206 --> 00:29:56,405 Ha ha! 544 00:30:16,855 --> 00:30:19,492 - JOHN: What a drag that was. - GEORGE: I'm starving. 545 00:30:19,492 --> 00:30:22,897 Didn't even get a jam butty, did you? 546 00:30:22,897 --> 00:30:24,010 Anything left? 547 00:30:25,852 --> 00:30:28,134 We've just finished, Pauly. 548 00:30:28,134 --> 00:30:31,856 Hey, George, give us your John Henry on that picture. 549 00:30:31,856 --> 00:30:34,292 Hey, look at that. Is that our set down there? 550 00:30:34,292 --> 00:30:36,412 - Shall we go down, have a go? - RINGO: Yeah. 551 00:30:36,412 --> 00:30:40,220 - Trees and everything. - A lot of fellas for one set. 552 00:30:41,218 --> 00:30:42,493 Look, it's a bird. 553 00:30:46,455 --> 00:30:47,855 Just passing through, like. 554 00:30:49,582 --> 00:30:51,778 - Where are they? - On the stage, down here. 555 00:30:51,778 --> 00:30:53,696 [Chattering] 556 00:31:01,897 --> 00:31:03,979 [Hits cymbal] 557 00:31:03,979 --> 00:31:05,456 Leave them drums alone. 558 00:31:05,456 --> 00:31:07,537 MAN: Oh, surely I could just have a little touch. 559 00:31:07,537 --> 00:31:08,784 You so much as breathe heavy on them... 560 00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:10,098 and I'm out on strike. 561 00:31:10,098 --> 00:31:12,017 Aren't you being rather arbitrary? 562 00:31:12,017 --> 00:31:14,060 There you go, hiding behind a smoke screen... 563 00:31:14,060 --> 00:31:15,585 of bourgeois cliches. 564 00:31:15,585 --> 00:31:18,337 I don't go messing about with your earphones, do I? 565 00:31:18,337 --> 00:31:20,381 - Spoilsport. - Well? 566 00:31:22,261 --> 00:31:24,342 He's very fussy about his drums, you know. 567 00:31:24,342 --> 00:31:27,699 They loom large in his legend. 568 00:31:27,699 --> 00:31:29,780 - What's up? - Oh, he's sulking again. 569 00:31:29,780 --> 00:31:31,747 JOHN: Ha ha ha! I'll show him. 570 00:31:31,747 --> 00:31:33,982 # If I fell in love with you # 571 00:31:33,982 --> 00:31:36,667 # Would you promise to be true # 572 00:31:36,667 --> 00:31:39,142 # And help me # 573 00:31:39,142 --> 00:31:40,705 # Understand # 574 00:31:40,705 --> 00:31:43,305 # 'Cause I've been in love before # 575 00:31:43,305 --> 00:31:45,703 # And I found that love was more # 576 00:31:45,703 --> 00:31:49,549 # Than just holding hands # 577 00:31:49,549 --> 00:31:54,422 # If I give my heart # 578 00:31:54,422 --> 00:31:56,944 # To you # 579 00:31:56,944 --> 00:31:58,949 # I must be sure # 580 00:31:58,949 --> 00:32:03,303 # From the very start # 581 00:32:03,303 --> 00:32:05,864 # That you # 582 00:32:05,864 --> 00:32:10,066 # Would love me more than her # 583 00:32:12,272 --> 00:32:16,828 # If I trust in you # 584 00:32:16,828 --> 00:32:19,149 # Oh, please # 585 00:32:19,149 --> 00:32:21,154 # Don't run and hide # 586 00:32:21,154 --> 00:32:25,633 # If I love you, too # 587 00:32:25,633 --> 00:32:28,194 # Oh, please # 588 00:32:28,194 --> 00:32:32,347 # Don't hurt my pride like her # 589 00:32:32,347 --> 00:32:36,750 # 'Cause I couldn't stand the pain # 590 00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:38,994 # And l # 591 00:32:38,994 --> 00:32:43,474 # Would be sad if our new love # 592 00:32:43,474 --> 00:32:45,795 # Was in vain # 593 00:32:45,795 --> 00:32:50,197 # So I hope you'll see # 594 00:32:50,197 --> 00:32:52,672 # That l # 595 00:32:52,672 --> 00:32:55,233 # Would love to love you # 596 00:32:55,233 --> 00:32:59,233 # And that she # 597 00:32:59,233 --> 00:33:01,631 # Will cry # 598 00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:05,794 # When she learns we are two # 599 00:33:05,794 --> 00:33:10,273 # 'Cause I couldn't stand the pain # 600 00:33:10,273 --> 00:33:12,278 # And l # 601 00:33:12,278 --> 00:33:17,073 # Would be sad if our new love # 602 00:33:17,073 --> 00:33:19,481 # Was in vain # 603 00:33:19,481 --> 00:33:23,797 # So I hope you see # 604 00:33:23,797 --> 00:33:26,358 # That l # 605 00:33:26,358 --> 00:33:29,082 # Would love to love you # 606 00:33:29,082 --> 00:33:32,881 # And that she # 607 00:33:32,881 --> 00:33:35,317 # Will cry # 608 00:33:35,317 --> 00:33:39,720 # When she learns we are two # 609 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:43,959 # If I fell in love with you # 610 00:33:50,203 --> 00:33:53,081 Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me. More... I'd like more drums there. 611 00:33:53,081 --> 00:33:56,284 - No. I think it's on that... - It sounds like a... 612 00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:57,800 On the third bit. You know, on the third bit. 613 00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,642 Third bit, more bang. 614 00:33:59,642 --> 00:34:02,366 [Plays] 615 00:34:02,366 --> 00:34:06,567 Right. Let's hear no more about it. You're probably right. 616 00:34:06,567 --> 00:34:08,082 Now, look... 617 00:34:08,082 --> 00:34:10,001 if you think I'm unsuitable, let's have it out in the open. 618 00:34:10,001 --> 00:34:12,207 I can't stand these backstage politics. 619 00:34:12,207 --> 00:34:14,681 Aren't you tending to black and white the situation somewhat? 620 00:34:14,681 --> 00:34:17,530 Well, quite honestly, I wasn't expecting a musical arranger... 621 00:34:17,530 --> 00:34:20,206 to question my ability picture-wise. 622 00:34:20,206 --> 00:34:21,846 I could listen to him for hours. 623 00:34:21,846 --> 00:34:23,611 What's all this about a musical arranger? 624 00:34:23,611 --> 00:34:25,568 Mr. McCartney Senior. 625 00:34:25,568 --> 00:34:27,131 Hey, Paulie, they're trying to fob you off... 626 00:34:27,131 --> 00:34:30,805 with this musical charlatan, but I gave him the test. 627 00:34:30,805 --> 00:34:32,886 DIRECTOR: I'm quite happy to be replaced. 628 00:34:32,886 --> 00:34:34,968 GRANDFATHER: He's a typical buck-passer. 629 00:34:34,968 --> 00:34:37,404 - I won an award. - JOHN: A likely story. 630 00:34:37,404 --> 00:34:38,929 It's on the wall in my office. 631 00:34:40,205 --> 00:34:43,006 Hello, our lot. Everybody happy? 632 00:34:46,046 --> 00:34:48,492 NORM: All right, all right. If you don't need them... 633 00:34:48,492 --> 00:34:49,969 I'll lock them up in the dressing room. 634 00:34:49,969 --> 00:34:52,808 Please do. I'll not need them for half an hour. 635 00:34:52,808 --> 00:34:54,295 Thank you. 636 00:34:54,295 --> 00:34:56,933 Get me a bottle of milk and some tranquilizers. 637 00:34:56,933 --> 00:35:00,328 I see it all now. It's a plot... a plot. 638 00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:03,695 Tranquilizers. 639 00:35:03,695 --> 00:35:05,134 Come back, you lot. I've got the key. 640 00:35:12,452 --> 00:35:14,256 Come back, Ringo. 641 00:35:16,049 --> 00:35:17,498 Uhh. 642 00:35:19,214 --> 00:35:21,334 - Hello. - Come on. 643 00:35:21,334 --> 00:35:23,531 Leslie Jackson? I saw your father... 644 00:35:23,531 --> 00:35:25,698 in the old empire in nineteen hundred and nine. 645 00:35:25,698 --> 00:35:28,691 Ah, if you're as good as him, son, you're all right. 646 00:35:45,736 --> 00:35:47,855 Gear costume. 647 00:35:47,855 --> 00:35:49,735 - Swap? - Cheeky. 648 00:35:52,738 --> 00:35:55,423 NORM: Come, lads. First door, and no messing about. 649 00:35:55,423 --> 00:35:58,982 Lennon, put them girls down, or I'll tell your mother of you. 650 00:35:58,982 --> 00:36:00,104 NORM: And stop messing about. 651 00:36:00,104 --> 00:36:02,022 Stay in here until that rehearsal. 652 00:36:02,022 --> 00:36:03,384 I'm going to keep you in, even if I have to put... 653 00:36:03,384 --> 00:36:04,737 the lock in the key and turn it. 654 00:36:04,737 --> 00:36:04,977 We're out! 655 00:36:04,977 --> 00:36:06,818 We're out! 656 00:36:06,818 --> 00:36:10,300 # Can't buy me love # 657 00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:12,065 # Love # 658 00:36:12,065 --> 00:36:15,460 # Can't buy me love # 659 00:36:15,460 --> 00:36:17,782 # I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend # 660 00:36:17,782 --> 00:36:20,822 # If it makes you feel all right # 661 00:36:20,822 --> 00:36:23,143 # I'll get you anything, my friend # 662 00:36:23,143 --> 00:36:26,021 # If it makes you feel all right # 663 00:36:26,021 --> 00:36:28,822 # 'Cause I don't care too much for money # 664 00:36:28,822 --> 00:36:31,584 # Money can't buy me love # 665 00:36:31,584 --> 00:36:33,944 # I'll give you all I've got to give # 666 00:36:33,944 --> 00:36:37,061 # If you say you love me, too # 667 00:36:37,061 --> 00:36:39,267 # I may not have a lot to give # 668 00:36:39,267 --> 00:36:42,423 # But what I got I'll give to you # 669 00:36:42,423 --> 00:36:45,147 # I don't care too much for money # 670 00:36:45,147 --> 00:36:46,902 # Money can't buy me love # 671 00:36:46,902 --> 00:36:50,585 # Can't buy me love # 672 00:36:50,585 --> 00:36:52,350 # Everybody tells me so # 673 00:36:52,350 --> 00:36:56,110 # Can't buy me love # 674 00:36:56,110 --> 00:36:58,786 # No, no, no, no # 675 00:36:58,786 --> 00:37:01,472 # Say you don't need no diamond rings # 676 00:37:01,472 --> 00:37:04,186 # And I'll be satisfied # 677 00:37:04,186 --> 00:37:06,786 # Tell me that you want the kind of things # 678 00:37:06,786 --> 00:37:09,586 # That money just can't buy # 679 00:37:09,586 --> 00:37:12,512 # I don't care too much for money # 680 00:37:12,512 --> 00:37:15,035 # Money can't buy me love # 681 00:37:15,035 --> 00:37:16,991 # Ow! # 682 00:37:32,357 --> 00:37:35,676 # Can't buy me love # 683 00:37:35,676 --> 00:37:37,431 # Everybody tells me so # 684 00:37:37,431 --> 00:37:41,114 # Can't buy me love # 685 00:37:41,114 --> 00:37:43,877 # No, no, no, no # 686 00:37:43,877 --> 00:37:46,591 # Say you don't need no diamond rings # 687 00:37:46,591 --> 00:37:49,191 # And I'll be satisfied # 688 00:37:49,191 --> 00:37:52,078 # Tell me that you want the kind of things # 689 00:37:52,078 --> 00:37:54,917 # That money just can't buy # 690 00:37:54,917 --> 00:37:57,679 # I don't care too much for money # 691 00:37:57,679 --> 00:37:59,876 # Money can't buy me love # 692 00:37:59,876 --> 00:38:03,195 # Can't buy me love # 693 00:38:03,195 --> 00:38:04,720 # Love # 694 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:09,957 # Can't buy me love # 695 00:38:11,635 --> 00:38:14,436 MAN: I suppose you realize this is private property. 696 00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:18,234 Sorry we hurt your field, mister. 697 00:38:24,843 --> 00:38:26,637 Not here. Hello, Dicky. 698 00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:28,517 Probably gone to the canteen... cup of tea, like. 699 00:38:28,517 --> 00:38:31,318 No, that's too easy for Lennon. 700 00:38:31,318 --> 00:38:32,641 He's out there somewhere... 701 00:38:32,641 --> 00:38:35,605 causing trouble just to upset me. 702 00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:36,718 You're imagining it, Norm. 703 00:38:36,718 --> 00:38:37,926 You're letting it prey on your mind. 704 00:38:37,926 --> 00:38:40,842 No. This is a battle of nerves between John and me. 705 00:38:40,842 --> 00:38:42,003 But John hasn't got any. 706 00:38:42,003 --> 00:38:44,362 - What? - Nerves. 707 00:38:44,362 --> 00:38:47,038 No. That's just the trouble. 708 00:38:47,038 --> 00:38:50,002 I've toyed with the idea of a ball and chain... 709 00:38:50,002 --> 00:38:52,726 but he'd just rattle them at me... and in public, too. 710 00:38:52,726 --> 00:38:54,999 Sometimes I think he enjoys seeing me suffer. 711 00:39:00,006 --> 00:39:01,762 - Hello. - Hello. 712 00:39:01,762 --> 00:39:03,363 - Wait a minute. Don't tell me... - No, I'm not. 713 00:39:03,363 --> 00:39:04,725 - Oh, you are. - I'm not. 714 00:39:04,725 --> 00:39:08,246 - Oh, you are. I know you are. - I'm not. No. 715 00:39:08,246 --> 00:39:11,286 - You look just like him. - Do I? 716 00:39:11,286 --> 00:39:13,205 You're the first one that's said that ever. 717 00:39:13,205 --> 00:39:14,643 Yes, you do. Look. 718 00:39:16,331 --> 00:39:17,444 - No. Me eyes are lighter. - Excuse me. 719 00:39:17,444 --> 00:39:18,806 All right, noddy. 720 00:39:18,806 --> 00:39:21,290 - Oh, yes. Your nose is, very. - Me nose. 721 00:39:21,290 --> 00:39:23,132 - Is it? - Well, I would've said so. 722 00:39:23,132 --> 00:39:24,331 Oh, you know him better, though. 723 00:39:24,331 --> 00:39:26,412 I do not. He's only a casual acquaintance. 724 00:39:26,412 --> 00:39:29,846 - That's what you say. - What have you heard? 725 00:39:29,846 --> 00:39:32,733 - It's all over the place. - Is it? Is it really? 726 00:39:32,733 --> 00:39:35,045 Mmm, but I wouldn't have it. I stuck up for you. 727 00:39:35,045 --> 00:39:37,692 - I knew I could rely on you. - Thanks. 728 00:39:42,728 --> 00:39:44,253 You don't look like him at all. 729 00:39:50,373 --> 00:39:52,492 She looks more like him than I do. 730 00:39:56,454 --> 00:39:57,777 P.A. ; There will be a full rehearsal... 731 00:39:57,777 --> 00:39:59,456 in ten minutes time. 732 00:39:59,456 --> 00:40:02,017 Ten minutes from now, a full rehearsal. 733 00:40:08,578 --> 00:40:09,853 DOLLY: Oh, there you are. 734 00:40:09,853 --> 00:40:11,292 Oh, sorry. Must've made a mistake. 735 00:40:11,292 --> 00:40:12,894 No, you haven't. You're just late. 736 00:40:12,894 --> 00:40:14,016 I am? 737 00:40:14,016 --> 00:40:15,378 Actually, I think he'll be very pleased with you. 738 00:40:15,378 --> 00:40:16,491 Will he? 739 00:40:16,491 --> 00:40:18,256 DOLLY: Yes. You're quite a feather in the cap. 740 00:40:20,212 --> 00:40:22,092 Hello? 741 00:40:22,092 --> 00:40:23,215 I've got one. 742 00:40:25,852 --> 00:40:26,936 Oh, I think so. 743 00:40:28,576 --> 00:40:31,540 Yes, he can talk. 744 00:40:31,540 --> 00:40:34,494 DOLLY: Well, I think you ought to see him. 745 00:40:34,494 --> 00:40:36,940 Yes. All right. 746 00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:41,736 Come on. 747 00:40:41,736 --> 00:40:43,175 GEORGE: Sorry. 748 00:40:46,743 --> 00:40:48,661 You don't see many of these nowadays, do you? 749 00:40:48,661 --> 00:40:49,899 [Rattles] 750 00:40:49,899 --> 00:40:51,616 DOLLY: Come on. 751 00:40:53,659 --> 00:40:55,462 Simon, will this do? 752 00:40:55,462 --> 00:40:57,419 Oh, not bad, Dolly... not really bad. 753 00:40:57,419 --> 00:40:59,260 Turn around, chickie baby. 754 00:40:59,260 --> 00:41:00,824 SIMON: Oh, yes, he's a definite poss. 755 00:41:00,824 --> 00:41:02,224 He'll look good alongside Susan. 756 00:41:02,224 --> 00:41:04,421 All right, Sonny Jim, this is all going to be quite painless. 757 00:41:04,421 --> 00:41:05,859 Don't breathe on me, Adrian. 758 00:41:05,859 --> 00:41:06,982 GEORGE: I'm terribly sorry... 759 00:41:06,982 --> 00:41:09,063 but there seems to be some sort of misunderstanding. 760 00:41:09,063 --> 00:41:10,579 Oh, you can come off it with us. 761 00:41:10,579 --> 00:41:12,622 You don't have to do the old adenoidal glottal stop... 762 00:41:12,622 --> 00:41:13,984 and carry on for our benefit. 763 00:41:13,984 --> 00:41:16,545 I'm afraid I don't understand. 764 00:41:16,545 --> 00:41:17,782 Oh, my God. He's a natural. 765 00:41:17,782 --> 00:41:20,141 Well, I did tell them not to send us real ones. 766 00:41:20,141 --> 00:41:22,424 They ought to know the phonies are much easier to handle. 767 00:41:22,424 --> 00:41:24,745 Still, he's a good type. 768 00:41:24,745 --> 00:41:27,508 We'd like you to give us your opinion... 769 00:41:27,508 --> 00:41:29,983 on some clothes for teenagers. 770 00:41:29,983 --> 00:41:31,143 Oh, by all means. 771 00:41:31,143 --> 00:41:33,503 I'd be quite prepared for that eventuality. 772 00:41:33,503 --> 00:41:35,229 Well, not your real opinion, naturally. 773 00:41:35,229 --> 00:41:36,505 It'll be written out, and you'll learn it. 774 00:41:36,505 --> 00:41:38,107 - Can he read? - Of course I can. 775 00:41:38,107 --> 00:41:40,668 I mean lines, ducky. Can you handle lines? 776 00:41:40,668 --> 00:41:42,270 - Well, I'll have a bash. - Good. 777 00:41:42,270 --> 00:41:45,147 Give him whatever it is they drink. A coke-a-rama? 778 00:41:45,147 --> 00:41:46,346 Ta. 779 00:41:46,346 --> 00:41:49,626 Well, at least he's polite. Show him the shirts, Adrian. 780 00:41:54,346 --> 00:41:55,784 SIMON: Now, you'll like these. 781 00:41:55,784 --> 00:41:57,146 You'll really dig them. 782 00:41:57,146 --> 00:42:00,110 They're fab and all the other pimply hyperboles. 783 00:42:01,626 --> 00:42:04,954 I wouldn't be seen dead in them. They're dead grotty. 784 00:42:04,954 --> 00:42:06,834 - Grotty? - Yeah, grotesque. 785 00:42:06,834 --> 00:42:10,306 Make a note of that word and give it to Susan. 786 00:42:10,306 --> 00:42:11,755 It's rather touching, really. 787 00:42:11,755 --> 00:42:12,867 Here's this kid... 788 00:42:12,867 --> 00:42:14,833 trying to give me his utterly valueless opinion... 789 00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:16,550 when I know for a fact that within a month... 790 00:42:16,550 --> 00:42:19,111 he'll be suffering from a violent inferiority complex... 791 00:42:19,111 --> 00:42:20,512 and loss of status... 792 00:42:20,512 --> 00:42:22,910 because he isn't wearing one of these nasty things. 793 00:42:22,910 --> 00:42:25,077 Of course they're grotty, you wretched nit. 794 00:42:25,077 --> 00:42:27,073 That's why they were designed, but that's what you'll want. 795 00:42:27,073 --> 00:42:28,550 I won't. 796 00:42:28,550 --> 00:42:29,672 You can be replaced, chickie baby. 797 00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:30,794 I don't care. 798 00:42:30,794 --> 00:42:32,837 And that pose is out, too, Sonny Jim. 799 00:42:32,837 --> 00:42:36,635 The new thing is to care passionately and be right wing. 800 00:42:36,635 --> 00:42:38,870 Anyway, if you don't cooperate, you won't meet Susan. 801 00:42:38,870 --> 00:42:40,875 And who's this Susan when she's at home? 802 00:42:40,875 --> 00:42:44,673 Only Susan Campy our resident teenager. 803 00:42:44,673 --> 00:42:46,879 You'll have to love her. She's your symbol. 804 00:42:46,879 --> 00:42:50,035 Oh, you mean that posh bird who gets everything wrong? 805 00:42:50,035 --> 00:42:51,157 I beg your pardon. 806 00:42:51,157 --> 00:42:53,718 Oh, yeah, the lads frequently sit round the television... 807 00:42:53,718 --> 00:42:55,119 and watch her for a giggle. 808 00:42:55,119 --> 00:42:57,162 In fact, once we all sat down and wrote these letters... 809 00:42:57,162 --> 00:42:59,761 saying how gear she was and all that rubbish. 810 00:42:59,761 --> 00:43:01,919 She's a trendsetter. It's her profession. 811 00:43:01,919 --> 00:43:04,154 She's a drag... a well-known drag. 812 00:43:04,154 --> 00:43:06,677 We turn the sound down on her and say rude things. 813 00:43:06,677 --> 00:43:08,202 - Get him out of here. - Have I said something amiss? 814 00:43:08,202 --> 00:43:11,358 Get him out. He's knocking the program's image. 815 00:43:11,358 --> 00:43:14,197 - Sorry about the shirts. - Get him out! 816 00:43:16,997 --> 00:43:18,638 You don't think he's a new phenomenon, do you? 817 00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:20,844 You mean an early clue to the new direction? 818 00:43:20,844 --> 00:43:22,446 [Snaps fingers] Where's the calendar? 819 00:43:24,565 --> 00:43:27,040 Oh, no, no, no. It's all right. He's just a troublemaker. 820 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,198 The change isn't due for three weeks yet. 821 00:43:29,198 --> 00:43:31,481 All the same, make a note not to extend Susan's contract. 822 00:43:31,481 --> 00:43:35,203 And let's not take any unnecessary chances, hmm? 823 00:43:35,203 --> 00:43:35,404 [Singing in German] 824 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:37,121 [Singing in German] 825 00:43:43,921 --> 00:43:46,684 [Singing continues] 826 00:43:46,684 --> 00:43:49,523 So I explained to my mother that he was a very clean man. 827 00:43:49,523 --> 00:43:51,125 She was quite pleased. 828 00:44:06,922 --> 00:44:08,812 [Chorus singing in German] 829 00:44:18,931 --> 00:44:21,291 [Footsteps] 830 00:44:21,291 --> 00:44:23,765 - NORM: There's no one here. - SHAKE: No one here? 831 00:44:23,765 --> 00:44:25,166 SHAKE: Well, where have they gone? 832 00:44:27,650 --> 00:44:29,847 [Motor revs] 833 00:44:29,847 --> 00:44:33,808 [Man and woman singing long high note] 834 00:44:37,453 --> 00:44:40,455 [Both sing and stop] 835 00:44:40,455 --> 00:44:41,971 That's wrong, isn't it? 836 00:44:41,971 --> 00:44:43,496 Surely, that's wrong. No, not you. 837 00:44:43,496 --> 00:44:45,414 DIRECTOR OVER P.A. ; Get him out! 838 00:44:48,972 --> 00:44:50,613 [Voices in corridor] 839 00:44:50,613 --> 00:44:52,656 There's someone coming. Quick, hide. 840 00:44:56,377 --> 00:44:58,017 Stop being taller than me. 841 00:44:58,017 --> 00:44:59,216 - It's not my fault... - Shh! 842 00:45:00,933 --> 00:45:02,775 JOHN: Ha ha ha ha! 843 00:45:02,775 --> 00:45:04,290 - What are you doing here? - Hiding. 844 00:45:04,290 --> 00:45:05,816 You must be soft or something. 845 00:45:05,816 --> 00:45:07,417 Well, we weren't hiding. We were resting. 846 00:45:07,417 --> 00:45:09,096 I thought I told you lot to stop here. 847 00:45:09,096 --> 00:45:10,573 RINGO: Well? 848 00:45:10,573 --> 00:45:12,175 When I say stay put, I mean stay put. 849 00:45:12,175 --> 00:45:14,659 Don't cane me, sir. I was led astray. 850 00:45:14,659 --> 00:45:17,537 Oh, shut up, John. They're waiting for you in the studio. 851 00:45:17,537 --> 00:45:19,177 Gear. I'm dying to do a bit of work. 852 00:45:19,177 --> 00:45:20,577 NORM: Well, God bless you, Ringo. 853 00:45:20,577 --> 00:45:22,256 - Oh, listen to teacher's pet. - Crawler. 854 00:45:22,256 --> 00:45:24,136 - Betrayed the class, eh? - Aw, lay off. 855 00:45:24,136 --> 00:45:25,258 - Temper, temper. - Well? 856 00:45:25,258 --> 00:45:27,061 Will you get a move on? They're waiting for you. 857 00:45:27,061 --> 00:45:28,817 Sorry. 858 00:45:30,495 --> 00:45:32,979 [Woman's voice] I now declare this bridge open. 859 00:45:35,416 --> 00:45:38,782 DIRECTOR: Where are they, hmm? 860 00:45:38,782 --> 00:45:41,104 Where are they? 861 00:45:41,104 --> 00:45:42,216 Where are they? 862 00:45:42,216 --> 00:45:44,221 - They're coming. - Hmm? 863 00:45:44,221 --> 00:45:45,976 They're coming, I promise you. 864 00:45:45,976 --> 00:45:47,818 Ah, yes, well... 865 00:45:47,818 --> 00:45:49,343 if they aren't on this floor in thirty seconds... 866 00:45:49,343 --> 00:45:52,057 there'll be trouble, understand me? 867 00:45:52,057 --> 00:45:53,179 Trouble. 868 00:45:56,863 --> 00:45:57,985 Standing about, eh? 869 00:45:57,985 --> 00:46:00,143 Some people have it dead easy. 870 00:46:00,143 --> 00:46:02,138 Once you're over thirty, you're past it. 871 00:46:02,138 --> 00:46:05,265 It's a young man's medium. I just can't stand the pace. 872 00:46:05,265 --> 00:46:07,260 - Oh, you're as young as that? - I was. 873 00:46:07,260 --> 00:46:09,505 JOHN: Ah, there he goes. Look at him. 874 00:46:09,505 --> 00:46:10,867 I bet his wife doesn't know about her. 875 00:46:10,867 --> 00:46:13,188 He hasn't even got a wife. Look at his sweater. 876 00:46:13,188 --> 00:46:14,943 PAUL: [Laughs] You never know. She might've knitted it. 877 00:46:14,943 --> 00:46:16,228 JOHN: She's knitted him. 878 00:46:16,228 --> 00:46:18,463 DIRECTOR: Right. Standby. Run through a number... 879 00:46:18,463 --> 00:46:21,101 and try not to jiggle out of position. 880 00:46:21,101 --> 00:46:23,422 Hello, three? Coming to you. 881 00:46:23,422 --> 00:46:25,350 Three. Three, coming to you. Three. 882 00:46:25,350 --> 00:46:27,029 - MAN: We're on three. - What? 883 00:46:27,029 --> 00:46:28,947 - We're on three. - Oh, yes. 884 00:46:28,947 --> 00:46:30,463 DIRECTOR: Uh, music. 885 00:46:39,910 --> 00:46:43,507 # I give her all my love # 886 00:46:43,507 --> 00:46:48,313 # That's all I do # 887 00:46:48,313 --> 00:46:52,389 # And if you saw my love # 888 00:46:52,389 --> 00:46:55,430 # You'd love her, too # 889 00:46:55,430 --> 00:46:58,154 # I love her # 890 00:47:01,031 --> 00:47:05,271 # She gives me everything # 891 00:47:05,271 --> 00:47:09,597 # And tenderly # 892 00:47:09,597 --> 00:47:13,836 # The kiss my lover brings # 893 00:47:13,836 --> 00:47:16,714 # She brings to me # 894 00:47:16,714 --> 00:47:19,754 # And I love her # 895 00:47:22,795 --> 00:47:26,756 # A love like ours # 896 00:47:26,756 --> 00:47:30,958 # Could never die # 897 00:47:30,958 --> 00:47:33,720 # As long as l # 898 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:36,914 # Have you near me # 899 00:47:39,638 --> 00:47:43,916 # Bright are the stars that shine # 900 00:47:43,916 --> 00:47:48,319 # Dark is the sky # 901 00:47:48,319 --> 00:47:52,520 # I know this love of mine # 902 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,522 # Will never die # 903 00:47:55,522 --> 00:47:58,802 # And I love her # 904 00:48:22,762 --> 00:48:27,127 # Bright are the stars that shine # 905 00:48:27,127 --> 00:48:31,366 # Dark is the sky # 906 00:48:31,366 --> 00:48:35,682 # I know this love of mine # 907 00:48:35,682 --> 00:48:38,723 # Will never die # 908 00:48:38,723 --> 00:48:41,965 # And I love her # 909 00:49:00,285 --> 00:49:02,165 DIRECTOR: Thank you. Very nice. 910 00:49:02,165 --> 00:49:03,287 Makeup? 911 00:49:03,287 --> 00:49:04,928 No, not really. They don't need any. 912 00:49:04,928 --> 00:49:06,366 They'll just powder them off for the shine. 913 00:49:06,366 --> 00:49:08,246 Oh, well, yes. Norm, would you take them down to makeup... 914 00:49:08,246 --> 00:49:10,126 and powder them off... the shine. 915 00:49:10,126 --> 00:49:11,210 Sure. 916 00:49:13,973 --> 00:49:15,172 You blinked. 917 00:49:15,172 --> 00:49:17,330 - NORM: Come on. Come in. - Hello, lads. 918 00:49:17,330 --> 00:49:18,452 Hey, your grandfather's not talking to me. 919 00:49:18,452 --> 00:49:19,574 I think he's got a sulk on. 920 00:49:19,574 --> 00:49:21,454 It must be catching on. He's given it to Ringo here. 921 00:49:21,454 --> 00:49:22,567 Stop picking on him, George. 922 00:49:22,567 --> 00:49:24,169 I don't need you to protect me, you know, Norm. 923 00:49:24,169 --> 00:49:25,655 Got a touch of the swine fever, haven't you? 924 00:49:25,655 --> 00:49:27,852 - No. Come on, lads. Sit down. - This is impossible. 925 00:49:27,852 --> 00:49:30,096 - We'll never get them all done. - Then do us first. 926 00:49:30,096 --> 00:49:32,015 It doesn't matter to them whether they're made up or not. 927 00:49:32,015 --> 00:49:34,614 By the way, what's that? 928 00:49:34,614 --> 00:49:36,609 My name's Betty. 929 00:49:36,609 --> 00:49:38,614 Do you want a punch up your frogged tunic? 930 00:49:38,614 --> 00:49:39,736 No. 931 00:49:39,736 --> 00:49:41,654 John, behave yourself, or I'll murder you. 932 00:49:41,654 --> 00:49:44,810 Shake, take that wig off. It suits you. 933 00:49:44,810 --> 00:49:48,052 - Ringo, what are you up to? - Page five. 934 00:49:48,052 --> 00:49:50,412 You always fancied yourself as a guardsman, didn't you? 935 00:49:50,412 --> 00:49:53,251 Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would melt. 936 00:49:53,251 --> 00:49:54,373 Zap! 937 00:49:54,373 --> 00:49:56,694 Hey, you won't interfere with the basic rugged concept... 938 00:49:56,694 --> 00:49:58,459 of me personality, will you, madam? 939 00:50:00,857 --> 00:50:03,898 Hey, he's reading the Queen. That's an in-joke, you know. 940 00:50:03,898 --> 00:50:05,221 Shazam! 941 00:50:05,221 --> 00:50:07,821 It's my considered opinion that you're a bunch of sissies. 942 00:50:07,821 --> 00:50:10,142 - You're just jealous. - Leave him alone, Lennon... 943 00:50:10,142 --> 00:50:11,974 or I'll tell them all the truth about you. 944 00:50:11,974 --> 00:50:15,494 - You wouldn't. - Oh, I would, though. 945 00:50:15,494 --> 00:50:17,662 I thought I was supposed to be getting a change of scenery... 946 00:50:17,662 --> 00:50:20,223 and so far, I've been in a train and a room... 947 00:50:20,223 --> 00:50:22,342 and a car and a room and a room and a room. 948 00:50:22,342 --> 00:50:23,743 Well, maybe that's all right... 949 00:50:23,743 --> 00:50:25,182 for a bunch of powdered geegaws like you lot... 950 00:50:25,182 --> 00:50:28,702 but I'm feeling decidedly straight-jacketed. 951 00:50:28,702 --> 00:50:30,064 What a clean old man. 952 00:50:30,064 --> 00:50:31,618 Ah, don't press your luck. 953 00:50:31,618 --> 00:50:32,740 JOHN: He's sex obsessed. 954 00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:34,457 The older generation are leading this country... 955 00:50:34,457 --> 00:50:35,579 to galloping ruin. 956 00:50:38,140 --> 00:50:40,624 What's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this? 957 00:50:43,099 --> 00:50:45,343 They're nearly ready for you. Just finishing the band call. 958 00:50:45,343 --> 00:50:46,466 [Piano music playing] 959 00:50:46,466 --> 00:50:50,226 I say, did you go to Harrods? I was there in '58, you know. 960 00:50:50,226 --> 00:50:52,422 - I can get you on the stage. - Oh, how? 961 00:50:52,422 --> 00:50:53,861 You turn right here at the corridor... 962 00:50:53,861 --> 00:50:55,386 and go past the fireplace. 963 00:51:00,546 --> 00:51:02,263 Ah, I don't like yours. 964 00:51:02,263 --> 00:51:02,465 [Piano playing I'm Happy Just to Dance With You] 965 00:51:02,465 --> 00:51:04,182 [Piano playing I'm Happy Just to Dance With You] 966 00:51:21,504 --> 00:51:23,144 [Plays along] 967 00:51:31,144 --> 00:51:32,947 JOHN: Hey, kids, I got an idea. 968 00:51:32,947 --> 00:51:34,789 Well, why don't we do the show right here? Yeah! 969 00:51:34,789 --> 00:51:36,554 [Laughs] 970 00:51:36,554 --> 00:51:37,666 JOHN: Two, three, four. 971 00:51:44,467 --> 00:51:46,193 # Before this dance is through # 972 00:51:46,193 --> 00:51:48,227 # I think I'll love you, too # 973 00:51:48,227 --> 00:51:51,910 # I'm so happy when you dance with me # 974 00:51:51,910 --> 00:51:55,632 # I don't want to kiss or hold your hand # 975 00:51:55,632 --> 00:51:59,276 # If it's funny, try and understand # 976 00:51:59,276 --> 00:52:02,749 # There is really nothing else I'd rather do # 977 00:52:02,749 --> 00:52:06,672 # 'Cause I'm happy just to dance with you # 978 00:52:06,672 --> 00:52:09,990 # I don't need to hug or hold you tight # 979 00:52:09,990 --> 00:52:13,837 # I just want to dance with you all night # 980 00:52:13,837 --> 00:52:17,836 # In this world there's nothing I would rather do # 981 00:52:17,836 --> 00:52:21,558 # 'Cause I'm happy just to dance with you # 982 00:52:21,558 --> 00:52:23,793 # Just to dance with you # 983 00:52:25,558 --> 00:52:27,553 # Is everything I need # 984 00:52:27,553 --> 00:52:28,992 # Oh, oh # 985 00:52:28,992 --> 00:52:30,517 # Before this dance is through # 986 00:52:30,517 --> 00:52:32,598 # I think I'll love you, too # 987 00:52:32,598 --> 00:52:36,118 # I'm so happy when you dance with me # 988 00:52:36,118 --> 00:52:39,955 # If somebody tries to take my place # 989 00:52:39,955 --> 00:52:43,638 # Let's pretend we just can't see his face # 990 00:52:43,638 --> 00:52:47,398 # In this world there's nothing I would rather do # 991 00:52:47,398 --> 00:52:51,081 # 'Cause I'm happy just to dance with you # 992 00:52:51,081 --> 00:52:53,479 # Just to dance with you # 993 00:52:53,479 --> 00:52:54,601 # Oh # 994 00:52:54,601 --> 00:52:57,162 # Is everything I need # 995 00:52:57,162 --> 00:52:58,285 # Oh, oh # 996 00:52:58,285 --> 00:53:00,280 # Before this dance is through # 997 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,198 # I think I'll love you, too # 998 00:53:02,198 --> 00:53:06,121 # I'm so happy when you dance with me # 999 00:53:06,121 --> 00:53:09,718 # If somebody tries to take my place # 1000 00:53:09,718 --> 00:53:13,478 # Let's pretend we just can't see his face # 1001 00:53:13,478 --> 00:53:16,998 # In this world there's nothing I would rather do # 1002 00:53:16,998 --> 00:53:21,487 # I've discovered I'm in love with you # 1003 00:53:21,487 --> 00:53:22,926 # Oh, oh # 1004 00:53:22,926 --> 00:53:26,283 # 'Cause I'm happy just to dance with you # 1005 00:53:26,283 --> 00:53:28,844 # Oh, oh # 1006 00:53:28,844 --> 00:53:30,043 # Oh, oh # 1007 00:53:30,043 --> 00:53:31,721 # Oh # 1008 00:53:31,721 --> 00:53:34,043 JOHN: Oh. Very good, that, George. 1009 00:53:34,043 --> 00:53:35,481 - Oh. - Oh. 1010 00:53:35,481 --> 00:53:37,083 Well, we're trying. 1011 00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:39,328 JOHN: Yeah, keep trying. Let's go. Come on. 1012 00:53:39,328 --> 00:53:40,603 NORM: That was great, lads. 1013 00:53:40,603 --> 00:53:42,925 Now, you've got about an hour, but don't leave the theater. 1014 00:53:42,925 --> 00:53:44,047 Where are you going, John? 1015 00:53:44,047 --> 00:53:46,445 She's going to show me her stamp collection. 1016 00:53:46,445 --> 00:53:47,567 PAUL: So's mine. 1017 00:53:47,567 --> 00:53:48,766 NORM: John, I'm talking to you. 1018 00:53:48,766 --> 00:53:50,847 This final run-through is important, understand? 1019 00:53:50,847 --> 00:53:51,970 Important. 1020 00:53:51,970 --> 00:53:53,648 [Oink oink] 1021 00:53:54,924 --> 00:53:57,571 - I want a cup of tea. - Uh, Shake? 1022 00:53:57,571 --> 00:54:00,084 I've got to adjust the decibels on the inbalance, Norm. 1023 00:54:00,084 --> 00:54:01,206 Clever. George? 1024 00:54:02,568 --> 00:54:04,372 Ringo, look after him, will you? 1025 00:54:04,372 --> 00:54:07,451 - Oh, hey, Norm. - Do I have to raise my voice? 1026 00:54:07,451 --> 00:54:10,491 All right. Come on, granddad. 1027 00:54:10,491 --> 00:54:12,928 I'm a drummer, not a wet nurse, you know. 1028 00:54:35,574 --> 00:54:36,696 GRANDFATHER: Would you look at him... 1029 00:54:36,696 --> 00:54:39,851 sitting there with his hooter scraping away at that book. 1030 00:54:39,851 --> 00:54:42,134 Well, what's the matter with that? 1031 00:54:42,134 --> 00:54:44,734 Have you no natural resources of your own? 1032 00:54:44,734 --> 00:54:46,575 Have they even robbed you of that? 1033 00:54:46,575 --> 00:54:49,980 - You can learn from books. - You can, can you? 1034 00:54:49,980 --> 00:54:52,254 Ahh. Sheeps' heads. 1035 00:54:52,254 --> 00:54:54,335 You could learn more by getting out there and living. 1036 00:54:54,335 --> 00:54:57,021 - Out where? - Any old where. 1037 00:54:57,021 --> 00:55:00,138 But not our little Richard. Oh, no. 1038 00:55:00,138 --> 00:55:01,980 When you're not thumping them pagan skins... 1039 00:55:01,980 --> 00:55:04,502 you're tormenting your eyes with that rubbish. 1040 00:55:04,502 --> 00:55:07,658 - Books are good. - Parading's better. 1041 00:55:07,658 --> 00:55:09,336 Parading? 1042 00:55:09,336 --> 00:55:12,060 Parading the streets... 1043 00:55:12,060 --> 00:55:15,418 trailing your coat, bowling along... living! 1044 00:55:15,418 --> 00:55:19,024 - Well, I am living. - You? Living? 1045 00:55:19,024 --> 00:55:20,540 When was the last time you gave a girl... 1046 00:55:20,540 --> 00:55:22,822 a pink-edged daisy? 1047 00:55:22,822 --> 00:55:24,942 When did you last embarrass a Sheila... 1048 00:55:24,942 --> 00:55:28,625 with your cool appraising stare? 1049 00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:30,784 You're a bit old for that sort of chat, aren't you? 1050 00:55:30,784 --> 00:55:32,942 Well, at least I've got a backlog of memories. 1051 00:55:32,942 --> 00:55:35,464 All you've got is that book. 1052 00:55:35,464 --> 00:55:37,785 Ah, stop picking on me. You're as bad as the rest of them. 1053 00:55:37,785 --> 00:55:40,299 Ah, so you are a man after all. 1054 00:55:40,299 --> 00:55:42,063 What's that mean? 1055 00:55:42,063 --> 00:55:44,058 Do you think I haven't noticed? 1056 00:55:44,058 --> 00:55:46,984 Do you think I wasn't aware of the drift? 1057 00:55:46,984 --> 00:55:49,104 You poor, unfortunate scruff. 1058 00:55:50,869 --> 00:55:52,547 They've driven you into books... 1059 00:55:52,547 --> 00:55:54,389 with their cruel, unnatural treatment... 1060 00:55:54,389 --> 00:55:56,700 exploiting your good nature. 1061 00:55:56,700 --> 00:55:58,062 I don't know. 1062 00:55:58,062 --> 00:56:01,583 Ah, that lot's never happier unless they're jeering you. 1063 00:56:01,583 --> 00:56:02,705 And where would they be... 1064 00:56:02,705 --> 00:56:04,863 without the steady support of your drum beat? 1065 00:56:04,863 --> 00:56:06,426 That's what I'd like to know. 1066 00:56:06,426 --> 00:56:07,827 Yeah. That's right. 1067 00:56:09,908 --> 00:56:12,344 And what's it all come to in the end? 1068 00:56:12,344 --> 00:56:14,627 Yeah. What's in it for me? 1069 00:56:14,627 --> 00:56:15,711 A book. 1070 00:56:16,747 --> 00:56:18,464 Yeah, a bloomin' book. 1071 00:56:18,464 --> 00:56:19,788 When you could be out there... 1072 00:56:19,788 --> 00:56:21,553 betraying a rich American widow... 1073 00:56:21,553 --> 00:56:25,792 or sipping palm wine in Tahiti before you're too old like me. 1074 00:56:25,792 --> 00:56:28,909 Yeah, funny, really, 'cause I never thought... 1075 00:56:28,909 --> 00:56:30,185 but being middle-aged and old... 1076 00:56:30,185 --> 00:56:31,547 takes up most of your time, doesn't it? 1077 00:56:31,547 --> 00:56:33,513 You're only right. 1078 00:56:36,554 --> 00:56:37,667 Where are you going? 1079 00:56:37,667 --> 00:56:40,026 I'm going parading before it's too late. 1080 00:56:50,232 --> 00:56:52,150 Hey, Ringo, you know what just happened to me? 1081 00:56:52,150 --> 00:56:53,272 No, I don't. 1082 00:56:54,913 --> 00:56:56,514 You ought to stop looking so scornful. 1083 00:56:56,514 --> 00:56:57,953 It's twisting your face. 1084 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:00,994 Tell him of the story about... 1085 00:57:00,994 --> 00:57:03,075 Hello, here he is, the middle-aged boy wonder. 1086 00:57:03,075 --> 00:57:04,677 I thought you were looking after the old man. 1087 00:57:07,276 --> 00:57:09,319 We've only got half an hour to the final run-through. 1088 00:57:09,319 --> 00:57:10,518 He can't walk out on us now. 1089 00:57:10,518 --> 00:57:12,360 Can't he? He's done it, son. 1090 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,633 - Hey, you know what happened? - We know. 1091 00:57:14,633 --> 00:57:16,235 Your grandfather. He's stirred him up. 1092 00:57:16,235 --> 00:57:17,357 He hasn't. 1093 00:57:17,357 --> 00:57:20,398 Yeah, he... he filled his head with notions seemingly. 1094 00:57:20,398 --> 00:57:23,074 The old mixer. Come on, we'll have to put him right. 1095 00:57:23,074 --> 00:57:25,836 P.A. ; Coming up, all dancers onstage for rehearsal, please. 1096 00:57:30,555 --> 00:57:32,474 JOHN: Split up and look for him. 1097 00:57:37,241 --> 00:57:39,399 We've become a limited company. 1098 00:57:40,962 --> 00:57:42,276 I'll look in here again. 1099 00:57:45,039 --> 00:57:46,919 [This Boy playing] 1100 00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:00,002 - Aah! - Aah! 1101 00:58:28,844 --> 00:58:31,607 - Hello there. - Get out of it, shorty. 1102 00:59:34,739 --> 00:59:36,015 Hey, you should have more sense... 1103 00:59:36,015 --> 00:59:37,694 than to go around chucking bricks about. 1104 00:59:37,694 --> 00:59:38,979 Southerner. 1105 00:59:42,173 --> 00:59:44,417 Here, mate. That's my hoop. Stop playing with it. 1106 00:59:44,417 --> 00:59:46,096 Hoop? That isn't a hoop. It's a lethal weapon. 1107 00:59:46,096 --> 00:59:48,974 - Have you got a license for it? - Oh, don't be so stroppy. 1108 00:59:48,974 --> 00:59:50,815 Well, a boy your age rolling hoops at people. 1109 00:59:50,815 --> 00:59:52,254 - How old are you, anyway? - Eleven. 1110 00:59:52,254 --> 00:59:54,815 - I bet you're only 101/2. - 102/3. 1111 00:59:54,815 --> 00:59:56,896 There you are, then, and don't be rolling at people. 1112 00:59:56,896 --> 00:59:59,620 Oh, you can have it. I'm packing it in. It depresses me. 1113 00:59:59,620 --> 01:00:01,539 - Y'what? - You heard. It gets on my wick. 1114 01:00:01,539 --> 01:00:03,457 That's lovely talk, that is. And why aren't you at school? 1115 01:00:03,457 --> 01:00:05,136 - I'm a deserter. - Are you now? 1116 01:00:05,136 --> 01:00:07,217 - Yeah, I've blown school out. - Just you? 1117 01:00:07,217 --> 01:00:10,258 No, Ginger, Eddy Fallon, and Ding Dong. 1118 01:00:10,258 --> 01:00:13,058 - Oh, Ding Dong bell, eh? - Yeah, that's right. 1119 01:00:13,058 --> 01:00:14,977 They was supposed to come with us, but they chickened. 1120 01:00:14,977 --> 01:00:16,502 RINGO: Yeah? And they're your mates, are they? 1121 01:00:16,502 --> 01:00:17,624 Yeah. 1122 01:00:17,624 --> 01:00:19,063 RINGO: Not much cop without 'em, is it? 1123 01:00:19,063 --> 01:00:20,981 - Oh, it's all right. - Yeah? What are they like? 1124 01:00:20,981 --> 01:00:23,945 BOY: Ginger's mad. He says things all the time. 1125 01:00:23,945 --> 01:00:25,787 And Eddy's good at spitting and punching. 1126 01:00:25,787 --> 01:00:26,986 Yeah? How about Ding Dong? 1127 01:00:26,986 --> 01:00:29,547 Oh, he's a big head. He fancies himself, you know. 1128 01:00:29,547 --> 01:00:31,062 He's all right, though, 'cause he's one of the gang. 1129 01:00:31,062 --> 01:00:32,347 Hmm. 1130 01:00:32,347 --> 01:00:35,148 - Why aren't you at work? - I'm a deserter, too. 1131 01:00:35,148 --> 01:00:37,220 - Oh. - Hey, Charlie! 1132 01:00:39,023 --> 01:00:40,308 See ya! 1133 01:00:55,742 --> 01:00:58,542 MAN: Come in, number seven. Your time's up. 1134 01:01:01,947 --> 01:01:04,825 I'm sorry, boys. I didn't mean it, honest. 1135 01:01:07,952 --> 01:01:10,187 If he says that again, I'll strike him. 1136 01:01:10,187 --> 01:01:12,431 Oh, don't worry. They're good lads. They'll be back. 1137 01:01:12,431 --> 01:01:15,625 Well, we've only twenty minutes to the final run-through. 1138 01:01:18,273 --> 01:01:19,587 I meant no harm. 1139 01:01:19,587 --> 01:01:22,867 I was only trying to encourage little Ringo to enjoy himself. 1140 01:01:22,867 --> 01:01:26,473 God knows what you've unleashed on the unsuspecting south. 1141 01:01:26,473 --> 01:01:29,188 It'll be wine, women, and song all the way with Ringo... 1142 01:01:29,188 --> 01:01:30,272 when he gets the taste for it. 1143 01:01:39,633 --> 01:01:42,597 That was fresh this morning. Two and nine. 1144 01:02:21,962 --> 01:02:23,842 [Parrot screeching] 1145 01:02:27,122 --> 01:02:30,038 - Right. On your way. - You what? 1146 01:02:30,038 --> 01:02:32,800 You heard. On your way. Troublemaker! 1147 01:02:39,562 --> 01:02:40,963 Hey, watch it! 1148 01:02:46,238 --> 01:02:47,360 - Shake. - What? 1149 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,605 Worry, will you? 1150 01:02:49,605 --> 01:02:53,240 Well, that's it. Two minutes to the final run-through. 1151 01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,801 - They're bound to miss it now. - I'll murder that Lennon. 1152 01:02:55,801 --> 01:02:58,084 We could survive a missed run-through as long as they... 1153 01:02:58,084 --> 01:02:59,839 SHAKE: As long as they end up for the show? 1154 01:02:59,839 --> 01:03:01,048 Oh, you're right there. I mean, it wouldn't do... 1155 01:03:01,048 --> 01:03:02,208 to miss the show, like, would it? 1156 01:03:02,208 --> 01:03:03,686 NORM: Shut up, cheerful. 1157 01:03:03,686 --> 01:03:06,007 You don't think... Oh, oh, oh no. 1158 01:03:06,007 --> 01:03:08,606 - Now, look, don't worry. - They can't do this to me, no. 1159 01:03:08,606 --> 01:03:11,244 It's all your fault. Oh, yes, it is. 1160 01:03:11,244 --> 01:03:13,201 If they don't turn up I wouldn't be in your shoes... 1161 01:03:13,201 --> 01:03:15,004 For all the tea in China. 1162 01:03:15,004 --> 01:03:16,682 Oh, you're right there. Neither would it. 1163 01:03:16,682 --> 01:03:19,167 - You dirty traitor. - Well, of course. 1164 01:03:19,167 --> 01:03:20,845 Yes, of course. 1165 01:03:20,845 --> 01:03:23,329 BEATLES:? I have been working like a dog # 1166 01:03:23,329 --> 01:03:25,363 - Hello. - Hi, John. John! 1167 01:03:25,363 --> 01:03:27,732 - Did you want something? - I could eat the lot of you. 1168 01:03:27,732 --> 01:03:29,008 You'd look great with an apple in your gob. 1169 01:03:29,008 --> 01:03:31,732 Do you realize you could have missed the final run-through? 1170 01:03:31,732 --> 01:03:32,969 Oh, we're sorry about that. 1171 01:03:32,969 --> 01:03:34,648 Norm? There's only three of 'em. 1172 01:03:34,648 --> 01:03:35,933 Oh, we were looking for Ringo... 1173 01:03:35,933 --> 01:03:38,331 but we realized he must've come back here. 1174 01:03:38,331 --> 01:03:40,892 Well, do you realize that we are on the air live... 1175 01:03:40,892 --> 01:03:42,369 in front of an audience in forty-five minutes... 1176 01:03:42,369 --> 01:03:43,808 and you're one short? 1177 01:03:43,808 --> 01:03:45,486 JOHN: Control yourself, or you'll spurt. 1178 01:03:45,486 --> 01:03:46,810 He must be here somewhere. 1179 01:03:46,810 --> 01:03:48,210 Aye, well, we'll look in the dressing room. 1180 01:03:48,210 --> 01:03:51,289 - Shake. - Yes, the dressing room. 1181 01:03:51,289 --> 01:03:52,412 Hey, where's my grandfather? 1182 01:03:52,412 --> 01:03:54,330 Don't worry about him, Paul. He can look after himself. 1183 01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:55,452 I suppose so. 1184 01:03:55,452 --> 01:03:57,534 Personally signed and handwritten... 1185 01:03:57,534 --> 01:03:59,289 by your own sweet boys. 1186 01:03:59,289 --> 01:04:01,332 - The chance of a lifetime! - [Fans screaming] 1187 01:04:01,332 --> 01:04:04,929 Be the envy of your less fortunate sisters! 1188 01:04:04,929 --> 01:04:07,288 GRANDFATHER: Oh, me bones. 1189 01:04:07,288 --> 01:04:10,137 All right, break it up. Break it up. Move on. 1190 01:04:10,137 --> 01:04:12,698 Hey, what's going on here? Right, move over. Move over. 1191 01:04:12,698 --> 01:04:13,849 - Come on, move along. - Here you are. 1192 01:04:13,849 --> 01:04:16,851 Why don't you go back home? You're making a disturbance. 1193 01:04:16,851 --> 01:04:19,096 Will you just move along now? 1194 01:04:19,096 --> 01:04:21,331 [Indistinct arguing] 1195 01:04:21,331 --> 01:04:22,971 Come on, ya. Aah! Yeahh! 1196 01:04:31,613 --> 01:04:33,455 [Ringo humming] 1197 01:04:36,255 --> 01:04:37,579 Thank you. 1198 01:04:38,979 --> 01:04:40,859 [Humming] 1199 01:04:54,460 --> 01:04:55,583 - [Whistles] - Gotcha! 1200 01:04:55,583 --> 01:04:56,897 You nasty little person, you. 1201 01:04:56,897 --> 01:05:00,024 RINGO: Come on! Ooh, yeah. 1202 01:05:00,062 --> 01:05:01,261 I'm Ringo Starr. 1203 01:05:01,261 --> 01:05:03,141 I've got a show to do. I'm on in a few minutes. 1204 01:05:03,141 --> 01:05:04,896 You've got to let me go. I'm Ringo. 1205 01:05:04,896 --> 01:05:06,383 Yeah, that's what they all say these days. 1206 01:05:06,383 --> 01:05:07,544 Look, I don't care who you are. 1207 01:05:07,544 --> 01:05:09,145 You can save that for the stipendiary. 1208 01:05:09,145 --> 01:05:11,821 - Here you are, sarge. - All right. What is he? 1209 01:05:11,821 --> 01:05:13,183 Yeah, I got a little list here. 1210 01:05:13,183 --> 01:05:15,658 Wandering abroad, malicious intent... 1211 01:05:15,658 --> 01:05:17,222 acting in a suspicious manner... 1212 01:05:17,222 --> 01:05:19,025 conduct liable to cause a breach of the peace. 1213 01:05:19,025 --> 01:05:20,425 OFFICER: You name it, he's done it. 1214 01:05:20,425 --> 01:05:21,739 Oh, a little savage, is he? 1215 01:05:21,739 --> 01:05:23,427 Yeah, a proper little aborigine. 1216 01:05:23,427 --> 01:05:26,708 - I demand to see my solicitor. - What's his name? 1217 01:05:26,708 --> 01:05:29,307 Well, if you're gonna get technical about it. 1218 01:05:29,307 --> 01:05:30,420 GRANDFATHER: Dragging me through the streets... 1219 01:05:30,420 --> 01:05:32,261 Hello, it's gonna be one of those nights, is it? 1220 01:05:32,261 --> 01:05:34,304 Sit Charlie Peace down over there, will you? 1221 01:05:34,304 --> 01:05:37,105 Well, you got me here, so do your worst... 1222 01:05:37,105 --> 01:05:39,666 but, by God, I'll take one of you with me. 1223 01:05:39,666 --> 01:05:42,390 - Ow! - I know your game! 1224 01:05:42,390 --> 01:05:46,783 Get me into that tiled room and then out come the rubber hoses. 1225 01:05:46,783 --> 01:05:48,951 Oh, there's a fire, is there? 1226 01:05:48,951 --> 01:05:51,752 You ugly great brute. You have sadism... 1227 01:05:51,752 --> 01:05:54,150 stamped all over your bloated British kisser. 1228 01:05:54,150 --> 01:05:56,068 - Eh? - I'll go on hunger strike. 1229 01:05:56,068 --> 01:05:57,910 I know your caper. 1230 01:05:57,910 --> 01:05:59,828 The kidney punch and the rabbit clout. 1231 01:05:59,828 --> 01:06:02,869 The third degree and the size twelve boot ankle tap. 1232 01:06:02,869 --> 01:06:04,231 What's he on about? 1233 01:06:04,231 --> 01:06:06,149 GRANDFATHER: I'm a soldier of the republic. 1234 01:06:06,149 --> 01:06:08,873 You'll need the mahogany truncheon on this boyo. 1235 01:06:08,873 --> 01:06:11,587 # A nation once again # 1236 01:06:11,587 --> 01:06:13,669 # A nation once again # 1237 01:06:13,669 --> 01:06:15,271 Get Lloyd George over there... 1238 01:06:15,271 --> 01:06:16,786 next to the mechanic in the cloth cap... 1239 01:06:16,786 --> 01:06:18,311 while I sort this lot out, will you? 1240 01:06:18,311 --> 01:06:21,112 OFFICER: Come on, dad. Sit down over here. 1241 01:06:21,112 --> 01:06:22,551 Ringo, me old scout! 1242 01:06:22,551 --> 01:06:24,594 So they grabbed your leg for the iron, too, have they? 1243 01:06:24,594 --> 01:06:26,148 I'm not exactly a voluntary patient. 1244 01:06:26,148 --> 01:06:27,913 Shh, shh. Have they roughed you up yet? 1245 01:06:27,913 --> 01:06:29,035 What? 1246 01:06:29,035 --> 01:06:31,116 Oh, they're a desperate crew of drippings... 1247 01:06:31,116 --> 01:06:33,274 and they've fists like matured hams... 1248 01:06:33,274 --> 01:06:35,269 for pounding poor defenseless lads like you. 1249 01:06:35,269 --> 01:06:36,478 Right, that's it, then. 1250 01:06:36,478 --> 01:06:38,157 GRANDFATHER: One of us has got to escape. 1251 01:06:38,157 --> 01:06:39,269 I'll get the boys. 1252 01:06:39,269 --> 01:06:41,197 - Hold on. I'll be back for you. - For me? 1253 01:06:41,197 --> 01:06:44,314 If they get you on the floor, watch out for your brisket. 1254 01:06:44,314 --> 01:06:45,830 They seem all right to me. 1255 01:06:45,830 --> 01:06:47,758 Ah, sure, that's what they want you to think. 1256 01:06:47,758 --> 01:06:49,513 All coppers are villains. 1257 01:06:49,513 --> 01:06:51,278 SERGEANT: Would you two like a cup of tea? 1258 01:06:51,278 --> 01:06:54,319 See? Sly villains. 1259 01:06:54,319 --> 01:06:56,314 Um, no, thank you, Mr. Sergeant, sir. 1260 01:06:56,314 --> 01:06:58,155 No, not for me. Please don't. 1261 01:06:58,155 --> 01:06:59,920 So you just brought the old chap... 1262 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:01,359 out of the crowd for his own good, eh? 1263 01:07:01,359 --> 01:07:02,798 Well, he was getting a bit nasty, you see... 1264 01:07:02,798 --> 01:07:04,073 so we had to bring him in. 1265 01:07:04,073 --> 01:07:05,675 Well, he can't stop here. 1266 01:07:05,675 --> 01:07:07,277 This is the stuff he's been hawking around, eh? 1267 01:07:07,277 --> 01:07:09,675 - Yes, sergeant... photographs. - Photographs. 1268 01:07:09,675 --> 01:07:13,042 Well, son, it's now or never. 1269 01:07:13,042 --> 01:07:15,440 All right, you paid assassins! Johnny McCartney... 1270 01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:17,195 will give you a run for your thruppence halfpenny. 1271 01:07:17,195 --> 01:07:18,557 Hey, you forgot your photographs. 1272 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,724 Only half an hour, and you're on. 1273 01:07:28,724 --> 01:07:30,959 - Can I say something? - Yes. Anything. 1274 01:07:30,959 --> 01:07:33,357 It seems highly unlikely we'll be on. 1275 01:07:33,357 --> 01:07:36,004 I mean, the law of averages are against it. 1276 01:07:36,004 --> 01:07:38,325 I think if you could get the juggler on... 1277 01:07:38,325 --> 01:07:39,400 with a couple more clubs... 1278 01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,481 that would fill in a bit of time. 1279 01:07:54,564 --> 01:07:55,840 Come on, let's go! 1280 01:07:58,526 --> 01:08:00,885 I'll have the hides off of you lot. 1281 01:08:00,885 --> 01:08:02,688 [Laughing] 1282 01:08:02,688 --> 01:08:04,568 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Go home. 1283 01:08:04,568 --> 01:08:05,681 I must see Pauly. 1284 01:08:05,681 --> 01:08:07,408 Go home, then, and see him on the telly. 1285 01:08:09,930 --> 01:08:11,685 - Can you fix him for me? - Yeah. 1286 01:08:11,685 --> 01:08:13,009 Sixpence. 1287 01:08:13,009 --> 01:08:14,927 - Each. - In advance. 1288 01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:17,843 Mercenaries. 1289 01:08:25,804 --> 01:08:27,684 [Laughing] 1290 01:08:39,089 --> 01:08:41,007 It's all right. Leave him alone. 1291 01:08:41,007 --> 01:08:42,168 P.A. ; What's up, Richard? 1292 01:08:42,168 --> 01:08:44,288 GRANDFATHER: Paul? Where are you? I'm... 1293 01:08:46,609 --> 01:08:48,652 PAUL: Granddad. Where's Ringo? 1294 01:08:48,652 --> 01:08:51,654 The police have the poor lad in the bridewell. 1295 01:08:51,654 --> 01:08:54,292 - The police station. - He'll be pulp by now. 1296 01:08:54,292 --> 01:08:56,210 - NORM: Go get him! - PAUL: We'll get him out. 1297 01:08:56,210 --> 01:08:59,414 - JOHN: We'll fix it, Norm. - [Beatles barking] 1298 01:08:59,414 --> 01:09:01,457 We've only got twenty minutes. 1299 01:09:01,457 --> 01:09:05,131 # Can't buy me love # 1300 01:09:05,131 --> 01:09:06,934 # Love # 1301 01:09:06,934 --> 01:09:10,252 # Can't buy me love # 1302 01:09:10,252 --> 01:09:12,737 # I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend # 1303 01:09:12,737 --> 01:09:15,499 # If it makes you feel all right # 1304 01:09:15,499 --> 01:09:18,060 # I'll get you anything, my friend # 1305 01:09:18,060 --> 01:09:20,899 # If it makes you feel all right # 1306 01:09:20,899 --> 01:09:23,575 # 'Cause I don't care too much for money # 1307 01:09:23,575 --> 01:09:26,299 # Money can't buy me love # 1308 01:09:26,299 --> 01:09:28,736 # I'll give you all I've got to give # 1309 01:09:28,736 --> 01:09:31,661 # If you say you'll love me, too # 1310 01:09:31,661 --> 01:09:34,059 # I may not have a lot to give # 1311 01:09:34,059 --> 01:09:37,138 # But what I got I'll give to you # 1312 01:09:37,138 --> 01:09:40,054 # I don't care too much for money # 1313 01:09:40,054 --> 01:09:42,059 # Money can't buy me love # 1314 01:09:42,059 --> 01:09:45,301 # Can't buy me love # 1315 01:09:45,301 --> 01:09:47,219 # Everybody tells me so # 1316 01:09:47,219 --> 01:09:50,864 # Can't buy me love # 1317 01:09:50,864 --> 01:09:53,502 # No, no, no, no # 1318 01:09:53,502 --> 01:09:56,264 # Say you don't need no diamond rings # 1319 01:09:56,264 --> 01:09:59,065 # And I'll be satisfied # 1320 01:09:59,065 --> 01:10:01,703 # Tell me that you want the kind of things # 1321 01:10:01,703 --> 01:10:04,302 # That money just can't buy # 1322 01:10:04,302 --> 01:10:07,304 # I don't care too much for money # 1323 01:10:07,304 --> 01:10:09,625 # Money can't buy me love # 1324 01:10:09,625 --> 01:10:11,620 What is all this? 1325 01:10:11,620 --> 01:10:13,625 [Panting] Hold on till we catch our breath. 1326 01:10:15,783 --> 01:10:18,066 Fine. Are you all right now? 1327 01:10:18,066 --> 01:10:20,099 [Pants] Yeah. 1328 01:10:20,099 --> 01:10:22,027 - Huh? - See. 1329 01:10:27,226 --> 01:10:30,670 # Can't buy me love # 1330 01:10:30,670 --> 01:10:32,262 # Everybody tells me so # 1331 01:10:32,262 --> 01:10:36,108 # Can't buy me love # 1332 01:10:36,108 --> 01:10:39,264 # No, no, no, no # 1333 01:10:39,264 --> 01:10:41,508 # Say you don't need no diamond rings # 1334 01:10:41,508 --> 01:10:43,944 # And I'll be satisfied # 1335 01:10:43,944 --> 01:10:46,832 # Tell me that you want the kind of things # 1336 01:10:46,832 --> 01:10:47,944 Quick! Follow them! 1337 01:10:47,944 --> 01:10:49,584 # That money just can't buy # 1338 01:10:49,584 --> 01:10:52,433 # I don't care too much for money # 1339 01:10:52,433 --> 01:10:54,745 # Money can't buy me love # 1340 01:10:54,745 --> 01:10:57,987 # Can't buy me love # 1341 01:10:57,987 --> 01:10:59,953 # Love # 1342 01:10:59,953 --> 01:11:03,387 # Can't buy me love # 1343 01:11:03,387 --> 01:11:04,989 # Oh # 1344 01:11:04,989 --> 01:11:06,907 [Screaming] 1345 01:11:08,509 --> 01:11:08,710 I had to laugh even when they kick the stool away. 1346 01:11:08,710 --> 01:11:11,310 I had to laugh even when they kick the stool away. 1347 01:11:11,310 --> 01:11:13,113 [Giggles] 1348 01:11:13,113 --> 01:11:16,067 Lads. Lads! You're back! Thank goodness. Where's Ringo? 1349 01:11:16,067 --> 01:11:18,072 - There he is. We got him. - Great, great, great. 1350 01:11:18,072 --> 01:11:19,875 You don't know what this means to me. 1351 01:11:19,875 --> 01:11:21,669 If you hadn't come back, it would have meant... 1352 01:11:21,669 --> 01:11:25,074 the epilogue or news in Welsh for life. 1353 01:11:25,074 --> 01:11:27,318 Hey, aren't you supposed to be in that box? 1354 01:11:27,318 --> 01:11:29,870 - Yeah, where's the old mixer? - Here, Pauly. 1355 01:11:29,870 --> 01:11:32,191 Got a few words to say to you, two-faced John McCartney. 1356 01:11:32,191 --> 01:11:33,793 Aw, leave him alone. He's back, isn't he? 1357 01:11:33,793 --> 01:11:36,114 - It's not his fault he's old. - What's old got to do with it? 1358 01:11:36,114 --> 01:11:38,675 He's a troublemaker and a mixer. That's good enough for me. 1359 01:11:38,675 --> 01:11:40,871 You're right. He's only asking for attention, aren't you? 1360 01:11:40,871 --> 01:11:42,799 You see, you know your trouble. 1361 01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:44,631 You should've gone west to America. 1362 01:11:44,631 --> 01:11:46,559 You would've been a senior citizen of Boston. 1363 01:11:46,559 --> 01:11:47,998 But you took a wrong turn, and what happened? 1364 01:11:47,998 --> 01:11:49,753 You're a lonely old man from Liverpool. 1365 01:11:49,753 --> 01:11:52,401 - But I'm clean. - Are you? 1366 01:11:52,401 --> 01:11:53,916 - Hey, Norm. - What? 1367 01:11:53,916 --> 01:11:55,115 I've been thinking. 1368 01:11:55,115 --> 01:11:56,918 - It's not my fault. - What isn't? 1369 01:11:56,918 --> 01:12:00,793 I'm not taller than you are. You're smaller than I am. 1370 01:12:00,793 --> 01:12:02,482 Anyone at home? 1371 01:12:02,482 --> 01:12:04,122 Hey, Shake, where's me boot? 1372 01:12:04,122 --> 01:12:05,877 Will you get us some tea while you're there? 1373 01:12:05,877 --> 01:12:07,038 - All right, George. - Ta. 1374 01:12:07,038 --> 01:12:09,723 - Come on, lads. Get changed. - Come on, get some tea. 1375 01:12:09,723 --> 01:12:11,642 [Overlapping conversation] 1376 01:12:11,642 --> 01:12:13,522 [Screaming] 1377 01:12:21,722 --> 01:12:25,962 # Tell me why you cried # 1378 01:12:25,962 --> 01:12:31,084 # And why you lied to me # 1379 01:12:31,084 --> 01:12:35,400 # Tell me why you cried # 1380 01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:39,323 # And why you lied to me # 1381 01:12:40,762 --> 01:12:43,966 # Well, I gave you everything I had # 1382 01:12:43,966 --> 01:12:47,006 # But you left me sitting on my own # 1383 01:12:47,006 --> 01:12:50,047 # Did you have to treat me, oh, so bad? # 1384 01:12:50,047 --> 01:12:53,001 # All I do is hang my head and moan # 1385 01:12:53,001 --> 01:12:56,684 # Tell me why you cried # 1386 01:12:56,684 --> 01:13:02,209 # And why you lied to me # 1387 01:13:02,209 --> 01:13:06,765 # Tell me why you cried # 1388 01:13:06,765 --> 01:13:10,612 # And why you lied to me # 1389 01:13:12,204 --> 01:13:15,331 # If it's something that I've said or done # 1390 01:13:15,331 --> 01:13:18,371 # Tell me what and I'll apologize # 1391 01:13:18,371 --> 01:13:21,652 # If you don't I really can't go on # 1392 01:13:21,652 --> 01:13:24,529 # Holding back these tears in my eyes # 1393 01:13:24,529 --> 01:13:28,932 # Tell me why you cried # 1394 01:13:28,932 --> 01:13:33,095 # And why you lied to me # 1395 01:13:33,095 --> 01:13:38,370 # Tell me why you cried # 1396 01:13:38,370 --> 01:13:42,130 # And why you lied to me # 1397 01:13:43,895 --> 01:13:47,089 # Well, I'm begging on my bended knees # 1398 01:13:47,089 --> 01:13:50,292 # If you'll only listen to my pleas # 1399 01:13:50,292 --> 01:13:53,573 # If there's anything I can do # 1400 01:13:53,573 --> 01:13:55,338 # 'Cause I really can't stand it # 1401 01:13:55,338 --> 01:13:57,975 # I'm so in love with you # 1402 01:13:59,731 --> 01:14:03,980 # If I give my heart # 1403 01:14:03,980 --> 01:14:06,656 # To you # 1404 01:14:06,656 --> 01:14:08,536 # I must be sure # 1405 01:14:08,536 --> 01:14:12,814 # From the very start # 1406 01:14:12,814 --> 01:14:15,298 # That you # 1407 01:14:15,298 --> 01:14:19,614 # Would love me more than her # 1408 01:14:21,696 --> 01:14:26,377 # If I trust in you # 1409 01:14:26,377 --> 01:14:28,822 # Oh, please # 1410 01:14:28,822 --> 01:14:30,818 # Don't run and hide # 1411 01:14:30,818 --> 01:14:35,019 # If I love you, too # 1412 01:14:35,019 --> 01:14:37,781 # Oh, please # 1413 01:14:37,781 --> 01:14:42,021 # Don't hurt my pride like her # 1414 01:14:42,021 --> 01:14:46,462 # 'Cause I couldn't stand the pain # 1415 01:14:46,462 --> 01:14:48,744 # And l # 1416 01:14:48,744 --> 01:14:53,185 # Would be sad if our new love # 1417 01:14:53,185 --> 01:14:55,545 # Was in vain # 1418 01:14:55,545 --> 01:14:59,785 # So I hope you see # 1419 01:14:59,785 --> 01:15:02,499 # That l # 1420 01:15:02,499 --> 01:15:04,945 # Would love to love you # 1421 01:15:04,945 --> 01:15:08,868 # And that she # 1422 01:15:08,868 --> 01:15:11,343 # Will cry # 1423 01:15:11,343 --> 01:15:15,467 # When she learns we are two # 1424 01:15:15,467 --> 01:15:20,023 # 'Cause I couldn't stand the pain # 1425 01:15:20,023 --> 01:15:22,383 # And l # 1426 01:15:22,383 --> 01:15:26,824 # Would be sad if our new love # 1427 01:15:26,824 --> 01:15:28,790 # Was in vain # 1428 01:15:28,790 --> 01:15:33,586 # So I hope you see # 1429 01:15:33,586 --> 01:15:36,223 # That l # 1430 01:15:36,223 --> 01:15:38,669 # Would love to love you # 1431 01:15:38,669 --> 01:15:42,707 # And that she # 1432 01:15:42,707 --> 01:15:45,230 # Will cry # 1433 01:15:45,230 --> 01:15:47,753 # When she learns we are two # 1434 01:15:54,592 --> 01:15:57,671 # I... # 1435 01:15:57,671 --> 01:16:01,507 # Should have known better with a girl like you # 1436 01:16:01,507 --> 01:16:04,951 # That I would love everything that you do # 1437 01:16:04,951 --> 01:16:06,907 # And I do # 1438 01:16:06,907 --> 01:16:08,912 # Hey, hey, hey # 1439 01:16:08,912 --> 01:16:10,476 # And I do # 1440 01:16:12,269 --> 01:16:16,115 # Whoa, whoa, I... # 1441 01:16:16,115 --> 01:16:20,278 # Never realized what a kiss could be # 1442 01:16:20,278 --> 01:16:23,674 # This could only happen to me # 1443 01:16:23,674 --> 01:16:25,199 # Can't you see # 1444 01:16:25,199 --> 01:16:28,671 # Can't you see # 1445 01:16:28,671 --> 01:16:33,553 # That when I tell you that I love you # 1446 01:16:33,553 --> 01:16:36,076 # Oh # 1447 01:16:36,076 --> 01:16:41,553 # You're gonna say you love me, too # 1448 01:16:41,553 --> 01:16:43,481 # Oh # 1449 01:16:43,481 --> 01:16:50,876 # And when I ask you to be mine # 1450 01:16:50,876 --> 01:16:55,163 # You're gonna say you love me, too # 1451 01:16:56,602 --> 01:17:00,717 # So, oh, I... # 1452 01:17:00,717 --> 01:17:04,678 # Should have realized a lot of things before # 1453 01:17:04,678 --> 01:17:08,400 # If this is love you gotta give me more # 1454 01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:10,280 # Give me more # 1455 01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:12,083 # Hey, hey, hey # 1456 01:17:12,083 --> 01:17:13,838 # Give me more # 1457 01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:37,962 # Whoa, whoa, I... # 1458 01:17:37,962 --> 01:17:42,048 # Never realized what a kiss could be # 1459 01:17:42,048 --> 01:17:45,530 # This could only happen to me # 1460 01:17:45,530 --> 01:17:47,448 # Can't you see # 1461 01:17:47,448 --> 01:17:50,450 # Can't you see # 1462 01:17:50,450 --> 01:17:55,409 # That when I tell you that I love you # 1463 01:17:55,409 --> 01:17:57,932 # Oh # 1464 01:17:57,932 --> 01:18:03,811 # You're gonna say you love me, too # 1465 01:18:03,811 --> 01:18:05,413 # Oh # 1466 01:18:05,413 --> 01:18:12,406 # And when I ask you to be mine # 1467 01:18:12,406 --> 01:18:17,134 # You're gonna say you love me, too # 1468 01:18:18,928 --> 01:18:20,568 # You love me, too # 1469 01:18:22,573 --> 01:18:24,491 # You love me, too # 1470 01:18:24,491 --> 01:18:26,371 [Screaming] 1471 01:18:41,574 --> 01:18:45,296 # She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah # 1472 01:18:45,296 --> 01:18:48,451 # She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah # 1473 01:18:48,451 --> 01:18:53,218 # She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah # 1474 01:18:54,695 --> 01:18:57,611 # You think you've lost your love # 1475 01:18:57,611 --> 01:19:00,978 # Well, I saw her yesterday # 1476 01:19:00,978 --> 01:19:03,932 # It's you she's thinking of? 1477 01:19:03,932 --> 01:19:06,973 # And she told me what to say # 1478 01:19:06,973 --> 01:19:08,661 # She said she loves you # 1479 01:19:08,661 --> 01:19:11,778 # And you know that can't be bad # 1480 01:19:13,534 --> 01:19:15,298 # Yeah, she loves you # 1481 01:19:15,298 --> 01:19:18,819 # And you know you should be glad # 1482 01:19:20,257 --> 01:19:22,981 # She said you hurt her so # 1483 01:19:22,981 --> 01:19:26,818 # She almost lost her mind # 1484 01:19:26,818 --> 01:19:30,098 # But now she says she knows # 1485 01:19:30,098 --> 01:19:32,823 # You're not the hurting kind # 1486 01:19:32,823 --> 01:19:34,703 # She said she loves you # 1487 01:19:34,703 --> 01:19:38,702 # And you know that can't be bad # 1488 01:19:38,702 --> 01:19:41,139 # Yeah, she loves you # 1489 01:19:41,139 --> 01:19:44,620 # And you know you should be glad # 1490 01:19:44,620 --> 01:19:45,704 # Whoo # 1491 01:19:45,704 --> 01:19:49,387 # She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah # 1492 01:19:49,387 --> 01:19:52,342 # She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah # 1493 01:19:52,342 --> 01:19:54,020 # With a love like that # 1494 01:19:54,020 --> 01:19:56,907 # You know you should be glad # 1495 01:19:58,701 --> 01:20:02,106 # You know it's up to you # 1496 01:20:02,106 --> 01:20:05,550 # I think it's only fair # 1497 01:20:05,550 --> 01:20:08,149 # Pride can hurt you, too # 1498 01:20:08,149 --> 01:20:11,544 # Apologize to her # 1499 01:20:11,544 --> 01:20:12,906 # Because she loves you # 1500 01:20:12,906 --> 01:20:16,983 # And you know that can't be bad # 1501 01:20:18,623 --> 01:20:20,186 # She loves you # 1502 01:20:20,186 --> 01:20:23,467 # And you know you should be glad # 1503 01:20:23,467 --> 01:20:24,829 # Whoo # 1504 01:20:24,829 --> 01:20:28,148 # She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah # 1505 01:20:28,148 --> 01:20:30,987 # She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah # 1506 01:20:30,987 --> 01:20:32,905 # With a love like that # 1507 01:20:32,905 --> 01:20:35,706 # You know you should be glad # 1508 01:20:37,548 --> 01:20:39,466 # With a love like that # 1509 01:20:39,466 --> 01:20:41,873 # You know you should be glad # 1510 01:20:44,070 --> 01:20:45,950 # With a love like that # 1511 01:20:45,950 --> 01:20:48,751 # You know you should # 1512 01:20:48,751 --> 01:20:50,755 # Be glad # 1513 01:20:53,192 --> 01:20:56,395 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 1514 01:20:56,395 --> 01:21:01,191 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah # 1515 01:21:01,191 --> 01:21:03,071 [Audience screaming] 1516 01:21:28,115 --> 01:21:29,679 Now, I've got the stuff. Come here, lads. 1517 01:21:29,679 --> 01:21:30,839 - Aren't we going... - No, we're not. 1518 01:21:30,839 --> 01:21:32,479 The office has been on the phone and think it's best... 1519 01:21:32,479 --> 01:21:34,196 if we push on to Wolverhampton straight away. 1520 01:21:34,196 --> 01:21:36,239 - Tonight? We'll never make it. - You've got a midnight matinee. 1521 01:21:36,239 --> 01:21:37,361 Aye, Norm! 1522 01:21:37,361 --> 01:21:39,798 There's only one thing I've got to say to you, John Lennon. 1523 01:21:39,798 --> 01:21:41,918 - What? - You're a swine. 1524 01:21:41,918 --> 01:21:44,555 # It's been a hard day's night # 1525 01:21:44,555 --> 01:21:47,836 # And I've been working like a dog # 1526 01:21:47,836 --> 01:21:51,682 # It's been a hard day's night # 1527 01:21:51,682 --> 01:21:55,039 # I should be sleeping like a log # 1528 01:21:55,039 --> 01:21:57,082 # But when I get home to you # 1529 01:21:57,082 --> 01:21:59,883 Come on, you're hanging up the parade! 1530 01:22:01,197 --> 01:22:02,319 Get rid of those things! 1531 01:22:02,319 --> 01:22:05,120 # You know I work all day # 1532 01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:08,237 # To get you money to buy you things # 1533 01:22:08,237 --> 01:22:11,882 # And it's worth it just to hear you say # 1534 01:22:11,882 --> 01:22:15,287 # You're gonna give me everything # 1535 01:22:15,287 --> 01:22:16,927 # So why on earth should I moan # 1536 01:22:16,927 --> 01:22:18,721 # 'Cause when I get you alone # 1537 01:22:18,721 --> 01:22:21,800 # You know I feel OK # 1538 01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:22,519 # When I'm home # 1539 01:22:22,519 --> 01:22:24,361 # When I'm home # 1540 01:22:24,361 --> 01:22:27,248 # Everything seems to be right # 1541 01:22:28,447 --> 01:22:31,161 # When I'm home # 1542 01:22:31,161 --> 01:22:34,202 # Feeling you holding me tight # 1543 01:22:34,202 --> 01:22:35,650 # Tight, yeah # 1544 01:22:35,650 --> 01:22:38,969 # It's been a hard day's night # 1545 01:22:38,969 --> 01:22:42,403 # And I've been working like a dog # 1546 01:22:42,403 --> 01:22:45,683 # It's been a hard day's night # 1547 01:22:45,683 --> 01:22:49,088 # I should be sleeping like a log # 1548 01:22:49,088 --> 01:22:50,844 # But when I get home to you # 1549 01:22:50,844 --> 01:22:52,609 # I find the things that you do # 1550 01:22:52,609 --> 01:22:55,486 # Will make me feel all right # 1551 01:22:55,486 --> 01:22:56,733 # Aah # 1552 01:23:09,528 --> 01:23:11,370 # So why on earth should I moan # 1553 01:23:11,370 --> 01:23:12,972 # 'Cause when I get you alone # 1554 01:23:12,972 --> 01:23:16,175 # You know I feel OK # 1555 01:23:16,175 --> 01:23:18,688 # When I'm home # 1556 01:23:18,688 --> 01:23:22,928 # Everything seems to be right # 1557 01:23:22,928 --> 01:23:25,537 # When I'm home # 1558 01:23:25,537 --> 01:23:28,616 # Feeling you holding me tight # 1559 01:23:28,616 --> 01:23:30,055 # Tight, yeah # 1560 01:23:30,055 --> 01:23:33,373 # It's been a hard day's night # 1561 01:23:33,373 --> 01:23:36,692 # And I've been working like a dog # 1562 01:23:36,692 --> 01:23:40,136 # It's been a hard day's night # 1563 01:23:40,136 --> 01:23:43,493 # I should be sleeping like a log # 1564 01:23:43,493 --> 01:23:45,258 # But when I get home to you # 1565 01:23:45,258 --> 01:23:46,898 # I find the things that you do # 1566 01:23:46,898 --> 01:23:50,380 # Will make me feel all right # 1567 01:23:50,380 --> 01:23:53,775 # You know I feel all right # 1568 01:23:53,775 --> 01:23:56,940 # You know I feel all right # 115147

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