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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,767 (HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU PLAYING) 2 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,287 CHILDREN: We want cake! 3 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:56,557 Hey, take it easy, will you? Who's the big birthday girl? 4 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:57,958 Me. Oh, boy. 5 00:00:57,991 --> 00:01:00,027 How old are you? I'm this. 6 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,430 Well, call me when you're this, okay? 7 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:05,366 All right, here we go. Now you got it straight. Okay. Hold it there. 8 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,801 Hey, beautiful, beautiful. Okay. 9 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:12,606 (TOYS SQUEAKING) 10 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:20,448 Hey, what happened here? What's the matter, huh? 11 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:23,617 Johnny hit me. He don't like me anymore. 12 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:24,985 Oh... 13 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:26,987 Well, I know what you're going through, you know? 14 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,457 You gave him the best three months of your life, 15 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,725 then he left you for a pail and shovel. 16 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,727 What do you see in him anyway, huh? 17 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:36,730 What are you in love with? He's not in your class. 18 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:40,434 He's afraid of the dark. He wets his pants. 19 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:43,137 When he eats, he gets food all over his face. 20 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:44,405 He's a mama's boy. 21 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,474 What are you, in nursery school now? 22 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,409 I guarantee you, by the time you get to kindergarten, 23 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:51,579 you'll forget all about him, okay? 24 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:54,615 Hey, look who's here! Showtime! Bobby bunny, huh? 25 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,250 (ALL CHEERING) 26 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,618 Bobby bunny here. 27 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:59,753 Here we go, kids. Let's go here, huh? 28 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,455 Bobby bunny's here... 29 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:04,525 What's that? Nothing, nothing. 30 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:07,861 Bobby bunny just dropped a few carrots, that's all. 31 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,669 *Ah-ha! 32 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:21,475 *You don't have to talk all night 33 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:25,679 *I'm a man who can't say no 34 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:28,849 *You don't have to twist my arm 35 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:31,385 *Just point me where you want to go 36 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:34,688 *Take me to the action, take me to the track 37 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:37,458 *Take me to a party if they're bettin' in the back 38 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,527 *I've been workin' all my life 39 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,462 *Can't afford to wait 40 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,298 *Let me call my wife so I can tell her I'll be late 41 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:46,300 *I want the easy 42 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:47,335 *Mmm 43 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:48,869 *Easy *Money 44 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,538 *Easy money 45 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,406 *I could get lucky 46 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:56,377 *Oh, things could go ri-ight 47 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,046 *I want the easy 48 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:01,515 *Easy *Money 49 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:03,651 *Easy money 50 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:06,254 *Maybe this one time 51 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:09,557 *Maybe tonight 52 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:13,561 *Ah-ha! 53 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:17,598 *You don't have to try too hard 54 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,934 *I don't need a song and dance 55 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:24,204 *I don't need an invitation 56 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:27,508 *If you've got a game of chance 57 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:30,744 *Take me to the tables, take me to the fights 58 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:33,914 *Run me like the numbers, roll me like the dice 59 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,749 *When you're countin' on a killin' 60 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:37,685 *Always count me in 61 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:40,388 *Talk me into losin' just as long as I can win 62 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,390 *I want the easy 63 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:44,725 *Easy *Money 64 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,394 *Easy money 65 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:48,762 *I want the good times 66 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,400 *Oh, I never had 67 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:55,569 *I want the easy 68 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:56,704 *Mmm 69 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:57,938 *Easy money 70 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,573 *Oh-ho 71 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:02,576 *I want the good life 72 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:05,579 *Mmm, I want it bad 73 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:08,382 *Easy money 74 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,584 *You say I fool myself 75 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:13,387 *But better me than bein' a fool for someone else 76 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:16,590 *I got a hot slot machine in my system 77 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,959 *Ready to go 78 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:21,729 *Easy money 79 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,631 *I got a one-track mind 80 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:26,567 *And a good reputation layin' on the line 81 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,303 *I'll either come back a bum or a king 82 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:31,204 *Baby, I don't know 83 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,142 *Ah-ha! 84 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,474 (TAPS CANE) 85 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:18,285 (SNORING) 86 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,587 Mmm-hmm. 87 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,229 Well, let's go over today's schedule. 88 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:32,165 It is exactly 6:33. 89 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:35,669 It is exactly 6:34. 90 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:38,672 At 7:00 we're meeting with the head of the furniture department 91 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:40,307 regarding inventory. 92 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,677 Postpone the meeting, double-check the inventory, 93 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,679 and fire the cleaning staff. 94 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:48,248 At 7:20 you will crush the hopes of the loading dock workers 95 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:50,317 regarding better working conditions. 96 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,686 Cancel the meeting and send out a memorandum 97 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,855 that the working conditions at the loading dock 98 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:57,858 will remain as they have for the past 35 years. 99 00:05:57,891 --> 00:06:01,261 Mmm-hmm. At 7:30 we'll be meeting with the accountants 100 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:04,064 regarding donations and charitable contributions. 101 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:07,535 Cancel that meeting and cancel my check to BoysTown. 102 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:09,870 What time is Scrappleton coming? 103 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:14,842 Um, 7:50 with the legal papers you requested. 104 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,276 As soon as you finish with Scrappleton, 105 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:18,712 we leave for New Dorp, Staten Island 106 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:21,549 to attend your granddaughter Allison's wedding. 107 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:24,718 Well, I hope she's made a better choice 108 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,386 than her mother did. 109 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,556 Jesus! Rose! 110 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:32,560 How'd you talk me into this? 111 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:37,097 You should use Allison. She's the one has to wear it. 112 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:40,100 It's unlucky for the bride to wear her gown before the wedding day. 113 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,235 How unlucky can she get? Look who she's marrying. 114 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:45,773 Monty, you shouldn't talk like that. Julio's a good boy. 115 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,040 Come on, Rose, will you? 116 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,910 See the guy for what he is. He belongs to a gang. 117 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:53,313 It's a good boys gang. They help people. 118 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:54,948 Take it easy, will you? 119 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:57,250 Oh, I'm sorry. Where'd I get you? 120 00:06:57,284 --> 00:06:59,653 If I show you where you got me, we'll never get out of here. 121 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:03,056 All right, hold still. I've gotta finish this, you've gotta pick up the cake, 122 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,392 and Mother will be here soon. 123 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,594 Your mother... 124 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:09,129 I gotta go to the john. 125 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:11,264 Monty! Oh, the dress. 126 00:07:11,298 --> 00:07:12,800 No, you're wonderful. 127 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:15,402 Allison, I need the phone. 128 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,938 GIRL: I'm in here. Well, get out of there. 129 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:19,406 Get off, will you? 130 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,275 I'm so hung up on you. Yeah, good idea. 131 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:23,944 I'll see you in church. 132 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:26,580 Daddy! Don't worry, you won't lose him, all right? 133 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,181 Belinda, let's go. 134 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:32,419 Someday I'll be out of your life. 135 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:35,823 Yeah, right now get out of the bathroom, all right? 136 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:53,641 It's the best thing about having daughters. 137 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,858 WOMAN: Nicky boy, it's Monty. 138 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:14,061 All right, close the door. 139 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,831 Yeah. 140 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:20,668 Nicky, Rose's mother, she's on her way over. 141 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:22,836 So? What do you want from me? 142 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:25,038 I need the truck. I gotta pick up the wedding cake. 143 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:27,140 And what am I supposed to be, Allied Vans? 144 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,142 You really know how to push a friendship, you know. 145 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,144 Oh, when's the last time you did something for me? 146 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,813 Hey, Monty, you got a short memory, you know? 147 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,648 Who drove all the way down to Atlantic City 148 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:36,984 to bail you out when you owed $400? 149 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,418 At Belmont you had four losers in a row. 150 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:39,987 Who gave you the winner in the fifth? 151 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,489 The cake's for your godchild, you ungrateful bastard. 152 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,058 All right, all right. Give me a chance. I'm comin'. 153 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,871 Where's my stuff? 154 00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:00,240 By the front door. What's the rush? 155 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,876 I gotta go to work. I got a wedding to pay for. 156 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,277 Don't forget the cake. 157 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:07,280 How many years you know me? I ever forget anything? 158 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:08,448 (DOORBELL RINGS) 159 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,884 Nicky, just in time. Beautiful. 160 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:14,054 I don't want to see her fucking... Mother. 161 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:18,692 Was that Nicky? 162 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:21,328 No, no. It's not Nicky, no. 163 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:24,031 Oh, it's Mother. 164 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:27,400 Leave him, dear. Just simply walk out on him. 165 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:31,104 His entire body is bloodshot. He'll never change. 166 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,306 Yeah, nice to see you, too. 167 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,909 It's gonna be so much fun having everyone here. 168 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,711 Yeah, a lot of fun. Lot of fun. 169 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:40,380 Well, if it isn't my favorite relative. 170 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,449 Now, don't start that bullshit, all right? 171 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:46,119 Monty, please bring Mother's luggage upstairs. 172 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,721 What's Clive, a footstool? 173 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,990 No, no, Monty, let me get this. 174 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,561 MRS. MONAHAN: How can you stand him? 175 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,964 ROSE: You gotta get to know him. 176 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:59,332 The wedding is going to be wonderful. 177 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,134 We never get to see you. 178 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,436 The store takes up all my time. 179 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:08,408 Mother, why do you push yourself so hard? 180 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,743 The money doesn't matter. 181 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,311 When your father was alive, 182 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:14,147 he ran Monahan's like a tyrant. 183 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,183 He paid the help next to nothing. 184 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,952 He drove them like sled dogs! Wonderful man. 185 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,854 Wonderful! 186 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:24,091 Now that he's gone, I carry on his work. 187 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,593 Rose, I don't know how you can live 188 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:30,163 with that...man. 189 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,465 We're happy just the way we are. 190 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:36,804 Happy? Yeah, we were until a few minutes ago. 191 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:39,339 And we don't want a dime from you, you understand? 192 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:40,841 No offense. 193 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,511 No offense? 194 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,179 No offense? 195 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:49,182 You are an offense! 196 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:52,385 Why, you can barely walk erect. 197 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:55,455 You pollute the air with your smoking. 198 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,191 You reek of liquor and God knows what else. 199 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,793 You're an ecological menace. 200 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,229 Yeah, well, you were the inspiration for twin beds. 201 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:03,396 And I'll tell you something else... 202 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,398 Monty, don't start with Mother. 203 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,334 I'm not startin' nothin'. It never ended. 204 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,369 And to think of who you could have married. 205 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,204 Pat Flannigan. 206 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:14,207 Do me a favor. Don't start throwin' up all the guys she could have married. 207 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,409 (HORN HONKS) He started out as a bricklayer. 208 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,578 Now he owns his own construction company. 209 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,213 And what about Tom O'Rourke? 210 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:23,817 He started as a busboy. Today he has his own restaurant. 211 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,652 Well, I started out as a baby, 212 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,921 and today I'm a baby photographer, all right? 213 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,422 (HORN HONKS) I'll see you later. 214 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:32,860 And I'm sure you're gonna talk about me when I'm gone. 215 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:47,474 Where do you live, in Vermont? What took you so long, huh? 216 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,620 Why do you let her mother get to you? 217 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:03,256 Forget about it, will you? 218 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,926 She never wanted Rose to marry me, never. 219 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:12,900 She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. 220 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:16,203 Well, she's right, but what am I gonna do? I can't control myself. 221 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,638 Oh, I got no... What's the word I'm lookin' for? 222 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,640 I got no, uh... Class. 223 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,876 No, we know I got class. 224 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,312 No, it's a certain word I'm lookin' for. 225 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,647 What's the word for someone who can't say no? 226 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,283 Sonya. Not sonya. No, not sonya. 227 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,618 I got no, uh... 228 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,288 Willpower. That's the word I'm lookin' for. Willpower. 229 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,124 I got no willpower. That's what it is. 230 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,625 Yeah, willpower. 231 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:41,428 Make a left on Elm. I got a quick shoot. 232 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,130 What shoot? You didn't say anything about a shoot. 233 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,132 Leave me alone, will you? I got enough problems, all right? 234 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,967 Just make a left on Elm. I got a quick shoot. 235 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,635 Now be quick. You can help me, all right? 236 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,137 I can help you? Well, thanks. 237 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,339 MONTY: Hey, you really think I got no class? 238 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:53,807 NICKY: Oh, I don't think you got no class. 239 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,008 (BELCHES) 240 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:56,844 I'm going to be sad. 241 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:58,846 Very good, okay. 242 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,647 Now I'm going to be a monster. Watch this, okay? 243 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,016 (BOTH GROWLING) 244 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,285 Now the big one, okay? The big one, okay? 245 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,786 Can you be happy? 246 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,989 (GIGGLES) Hey, that's a good one. Okay, be happy. 247 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:12,359 We got a little... Okay, here we are. Smile for the camera. 248 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,194 Beautiful! There we go. We got it now. 249 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,837 The other door. The other door! NICKY: I got it. 250 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:26,073 Get the other door. I got it. 251 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,951 Get outta here. 252 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:38,852 Oh! 253 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,087 Oh! 254 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,527 The cake! The cake! 255 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:57,137 Now, watch out for the top. I'm watchin', I'm watchin'. 256 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,839 It's not gonna slide around in there, is it? 257 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:02,442 No, I got it wedged against the toilet. 258 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,919 It is just great. My favorite system a lock, 259 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,921 and I got Monty in the truck with a wedding cake, 260 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,089 I gotta pick up my mother and take her to the beauty parlor. 261 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,724 LOUIE: What's the tip? 262 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:20,660 Um, Big Boy in the fifth. 263 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,563 Forget it. The fifth goes off at 3:00. 264 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,165 We goin' to the track? 265 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,367 No, I can't go. I got a bar to run. 266 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,069 This is a sure thing. 267 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,370 It's 40-1. 268 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,673 Hey! Wake up, we're closin' up. 269 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,943 I didn't finish my drink yet. You're finished now. 270 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:38,211 Go on, get out of here. Take your dollar. 271 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,449 (RACE MUSIC PLAYS OVER PA) 272 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,953 MONTY: Come on, come on, will you? We got five minutes to post. 273 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,924 (HORN HONKS) 274 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,125 (ROCK MUSIC BLARING ON CAR STEREO) 275 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:54,594 Hey! Get the hell out of there! 276 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,597 Slow down, will you? Slow down. They're kids. 277 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,968 Nicky, take care of this. 278 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,836 (BOYS LAUGHING) 279 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:10,410 BOY 1: What are you doing? BOY 2: Hey, come on, man. Hey, what are you doing? 280 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,780 (ALL SHOUTING) 281 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,949 ANNOUNCER ON PA: Sixty seconds to post time. 282 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,085 BET TAKER: You're next, buddy. MAN: What? 283 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,087 Are you gonna place a bet or what? 284 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,588 Oh, yes. Um, yes. 285 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,624 I'd like the Number 7 horse, please. 286 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,960 And I'd like, um... Thirty seconds to post time. 287 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,196 ...$2 to win, 288 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:32,232 $2 to place, 289 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,301 and $2 to show. 290 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:38,605 Okay, buddy, but, look, the next time you bet, 291 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,174 remember, instead of saying... 292 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,976 Fifteen seconds to post time. 293 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:45,512 ..."$2 to place, $2 to show," 294 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,414 just say, "$2 across the board." 295 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,116 Gee, you mean, instead of saying, "$2 to win..." 296 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,018 Come on, what are you buying, a house? 297 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,319 ..."$2 to place and $2 to show..." 298 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,021 Let's go while we're young, all right? 299 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,023 (ALL YELLING) Shut up, come on. 300 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,992 No, no, yes, yes. I have a friend that wants to bet the Number 7 horse. 301 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,528 He wants to bet... Ten seconds to post time. 302 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:04,164 (BOTH SHOUTING) Fifty to win on the sixth horse! 303 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,632 No more bets. 304 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:06,966 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) 305 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,537 And they're off! 306 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,505 (ANNOUNCER CALLING RACE) 307 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,477 Hey, Nicky, come on. Let's go to the rail. Come on. 308 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:22,015 ANNOUNCER: Big Boy making up lots of ground on the outside, 309 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,883 moving to the fourth spot. 310 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:28,055 Here comes Big Boy up on the rush on the extreme outside... 311 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,789 NICKY: How's he doin'? How's he doin'? 312 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,058 He's getting farther ahead all the time. 313 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,160 Give me those things. 314 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,563 Five lengths ahead! 315 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,132 Fifty bucks at 40-1. 316 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,501 That's two grand apiece. Two grand apiece! 317 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,707 You dragged me out here. I love you! I love you! 318 00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:00,287 (NICKY LAUGHING) That's two grand apiece! Two G's! 319 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,025 I'm goin' to Hawaii! I'm goin' to Hawaii! 320 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,060 He's falling back. 321 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,096 I'm not going to Hawaii! 322 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,101 He's too far ahead to lose. 323 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,311 He thinks he's water-skiing! 324 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,615 We were in. What happened? 325 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,117 LOUIE: Yeah, yeah. There's our winner. 326 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,919 I had to close my bar for this. Get out of here! 327 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,321 NICKY: I'll kill you! 328 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,957 (ALL CLAMORING) 329 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,194 I'll kill him. I'll kill you! 330 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,163 It was supposed to be... 331 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,138 MONTY: Nicky, come here, come here! Come here, Nicky! 332 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,306 (MONTY YELLING) 333 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,342 MAN 1: Stamp on his face, that some of a... 334 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,978 (CROWD SHOUTING) 335 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,354 MAN 2: Go, go, get him! Get him, Nicky! Get him! 336 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:12,459 My bridesmaids' dresses are lime green, 337 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:15,762 and my maid of honor is wearing lime green. 338 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:19,132 The maid of honor's dress should always be in contrast to the bridesmaids'. 339 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:22,802 This is, um, delicious. What do you call it? 340 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,771 Chicken. 341 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,906 I know it's chicken, dear, but what kind? 342 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,775 There's Kiev, there's Florentine. There's... 343 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,177 Shake 'n bake. 344 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,346 Mother, I'm glad you could come. 345 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,615 I've always been sorry you missed my wedding. 346 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,484 You know I couldn't go to your wedding. 347 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,252 That's 'cause Daddy was there. 348 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,188 Where is your father tonight, dear? 349 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,789 He's taking baby pictures. 350 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:47,294 (SCOFFS) What kind of a baby is still up at 9:00 at night? 351 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,529 (MUSIC PLAYING) 352 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,209 Sweetheart, watch out for this guy. 353 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,310 He'll buy you a bottle of beer, 354 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:04,944 then squeeze the schlitz out of you, you know. 355 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:08,348 (NICKY LAUGHING) He's my friend. Don't worry about him. 356 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,050 Excuse me, miss. 357 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,020 I don't mean to interrupt you while you're working. 358 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,455 I was wondering 359 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,325 if you could come over to the house Sunday for dinner. 360 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,059 You know, you can meet my mother. 361 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,661 You gettin' a little tired? 362 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,463 Just kidding around. No, just kidding around. 363 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,064 Excuse me, pal, you got a problem here? 364 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,833 This is my friend. Who are you? 365 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,035 Who am I? Who are you? 366 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,870 I'm the guy that put the bathrooms in this joint. 367 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,172 That's who I am! Now I know why the place stinks. 368 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:39,178 Break it up. Break it up, will you? What's the matter? 369 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:43,450 Take it easy, will you? 370 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:49,088 Mom, am I pretty? 371 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:53,092 Oh, you're beautiful, sweetheart. 372 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,462 Julio's a very lucky boy. 373 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,898 I want to make him happy, 374 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,268 but there's so much I don't know. 375 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,669 Like what? 376 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,671 Like about, you know... 377 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,138 I know what? 378 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,907 You know. 379 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,077 Oh, that. 380 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,680 Didn't your father tell you everything you need to know? 381 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:17,384 Well, he keeps starting, but he never finishes. 382 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,286 Well, what do you wanna know? 383 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,289 Foreplay. 384 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,090 Have you ever heard of foreplay? 385 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:27,026 No, not with your father. 386 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,729 It's nice we can have these little talks. 387 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,531 Let's go help Belinda pour the coffee. 388 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:35,101 Wait, Mom. How did you know that you really loved Daddy? 389 00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,737 We were at Coney Island on the ferris wheel. 390 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,807 We got caught at the top. 391 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,242 Later on I found out 392 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:45,845 he paid the man a dollar to stop the ride. 393 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,416 Your father said things to me 394 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:52,452 that were so sweet, so romantic. 395 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:58,725 I said to myself, "Now, here's a sensitive man." 396 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,394 Once, a fucking four! 397 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,829 Four! Give me the dice! 398 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,163 (SHOUTING) 399 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,832 Give me the dice. I'm hot. Give me the dice. 400 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:09,068 Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. You won, right? Right. 401 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,170 We're ahead. We can leave winners right now. 402 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:12,972 Okay, so we'll go. Let's go! 403 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,542 Double or nothin'. Come on, here we go. 404 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,444 (YELLS) 405 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,678 Oh, Monty! 406 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,021 (MEN CHATTERING) 407 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,134 You did it again, huh? 408 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:46,773 We were winners. We could've walked away. 409 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,842 That's how I am. Once I get going, I can't stop. 410 00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:00,687 Come on. 411 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,390 Forget about it. It's history. Let's go. 412 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:09,562 Good stuff. 413 00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:11,330 It ought to be. I got it off a cop. 414 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,033 I'm starvin'. 415 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,868 We can go to Lucky's. It's open late. 416 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,419 It's closed. 417 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:35,254 Come on, Pop's inside. He'll let us in. 418 00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:50,470 Pops' last dish. 419 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:52,605 MONTY: We're driving a half-hour. 420 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:55,241 The closest we came to food, we almost hit a deer. 421 00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:56,443 Hey, here's a place. 422 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,991 I'm so hungry, I could eat a waitress. 423 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:20,299 (OPENS CAN) 424 00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:29,642 Oh, no. No, no. No, no. It's wrong, it's wrong. 425 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:32,278 I just wanna see what... It's wrong! 426 00:23:32,311 --> 00:23:34,647 It's wrong, it's wrong. 427 00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:37,650 It's wedding cake flavor. I love wedding cake. 428 00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:39,919 So why don't you get married? 429 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,957 Let me just lick the bride. 430 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,594 That's my daughter. 431 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:51,030 It's a little plastic thing. It's not your daughter. 432 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:57,670 We'll eat one little flower each. 433 00:23:57,704 --> 00:23:59,305 There's a lot of little flowers. 434 00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:00,673 Nobody will know the difference. 435 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:03,242 Forget about it. Let's get out of here. 436 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,478 And don't drive fast. You're drunk. 437 00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:08,748 Don't worry about it. I drive better when I'm drunk. 438 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,449 (NICKY LAUGHING) 439 00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:16,255 You got a weird sense of humor. You know that? 440 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,825 MONTY: You laugh at everything, weather reports, car chases. 441 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:20,660 You laugh at everything, huh? Everything. 442 00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:22,662 Keep it straight. You're swerving all over the place. 443 00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:25,464 I'm goin' straight. I'm on the yellow line, I told you. 444 00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:26,633 Move over to one side. 445 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:29,035 I'm on one side. Yeah, one side. The other side. 446 00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:30,336 Get over here! 447 00:24:30,369 --> 00:24:32,539 Keep to the right! Get your hands off the wheel! 448 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,040 Nicky, look out! 449 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,742 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 450 00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:40,813 (LAUGHING) My head! I hit my head! 451 00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:44,517 What's so funny? Everything's funny to you. 452 00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:48,721 You laugh and laugh. Watch the road, will you? Will you just watch the road? 453 00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:53,359 I lost my joint. Where's my joint? 454 00:24:53,392 --> 00:24:54,794 Just watch the road, that's all. 455 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,596 (HORN HONKING) 456 00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:10,577 (MONTY SHOUTING) 457 00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:12,111 (NICKY SHOUTING) 458 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:22,589 (BELLS CLANGING) 459 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:24,223 MONTY: You got some aspirin? 460 00:25:25,592 --> 00:25:27,994 (WOMAN WHISPERING) You look so beautiful in that dress... 461 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,596 (PEOPLE MURMURING) 462 00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,030 (ORGAN PLAYING) 463 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,043 MAN: Oh, no. I didn't see that. 464 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:48,781 I'm sorry. It was an emergency. 465 00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:51,483 (ORGAN PLAYING HERE COMES THE BRIDE) 466 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:54,754 (WOMAN CRYING) 467 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,477 You sure this is a good idea? 468 00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:19,746 Daddy. 469 00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:22,048 Isn't she beautiful? 470 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,117 Yeah, but who's that with her? 471 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,623 Honey, what do you see in this guy? 472 00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:33,760 He has everything I ever wanted. 473 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:37,063 You don't ask for much, do you? 474 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,965 Did your mother tell you everything you need to know? 475 00:26:38,998 --> 00:26:41,668 ALLISON: She taught me how to fry bananas. Oh, beautiful. 476 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:44,804 You'll end up working in a Spanish restaurant. 477 00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:56,115 You're not pregnant, are you? 478 00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:58,550 Daddy. The way you brought me up? 479 00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:01,120 All right, all right. 480 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:05,825 (WOMAN CRYING) 481 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:16,903 MINISTER: Welcome, Allison and Julio. 482 00:27:18,570 --> 00:27:19,739 (CRYING) 483 00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:28,314 Julio Vidal O'Campo, 484 00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:32,351 will you have Allison Julianna Capuletti 485 00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:35,788 (WOMAN CRYING LOUDLY) to be your wife... 486 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:39,125 ...to live together in the covenant of marriage? Shh! 487 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:43,329 Will you love her, comfort her, honor her, and keep her 488 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:46,966 in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, 489 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:49,869 be faithful to her as long as you both shall live? 490 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,603 I do. 491 00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:54,741 ROSE: Where's your father? 492 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:56,342 BELINDA: He's directing traffic. 493 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:57,877 Let's go, get out of here, will you? 494 00:27:57,910 --> 00:27:59,846 Hey, you! Towards me. Come on, towards me. 495 00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:02,715 Back up, will you? Turn the wheel to the right. 496 00:28:02,749 --> 00:28:05,151 The wheel to the right. The wheel, will you! 497 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:08,154 Hey, where are you going? What's happening here, huh? We gotta get out of here. 498 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:09,722 Hey, hold it, will you? Hold it! 499 00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:11,858 I mean, he ain't goin' nowhere. What's your problem, huh? 500 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:14,026 (ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYING) 501 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:15,594 Hey! 502 00:28:21,968 --> 00:28:23,235 Uh! 503 00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:24,971 Hey! 504 00:28:25,738 --> 00:28:26,806 Ooh! 505 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:28,775 Hey! 506 00:28:32,611 --> 00:28:33,746 Whoo! 507 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:40,787 (EXCLAIMS) 508 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:43,823 Why didn't he fix the walk? It's been this way for months. 509 00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:12,819 (ALL CLAPPING) 510 00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:20,626 Why can't you make everybody happy 511 00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:22,061 and shake hands with this kid? 512 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,329 (SHUDDERS) 513 00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:25,164 Shake hands with him. 514 00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:29,568 Look at him. Look at him. 515 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,138 If I look at him, I won't shake hands. 516 00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:33,973 Look at him. Go ahead. 517 00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:39,278 Look, Julio, we're family now, all right? 518 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:42,281 Just do the right thing. Make Allison happy. 519 00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:44,016 She's a great girl. 520 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:47,186 I know. I lived with her for 18 years. 521 00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:50,389 Can I call you Dad? 522 00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:56,728 Oh, it's wonderful to see you two get along. 523 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:59,832 (MAN SPEAKING SPANISH) 524 00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:02,201 (SHOUTING GOOD-BYES) 525 00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:05,471 ALLISON: Good-bye! 526 00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:07,473 Good-bye, honey! 527 00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:09,075 (ALL CHATTERING) 528 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,744 (APPLAUSE) 529 00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:18,184 (WOMAN CRYING) 530 00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:20,853 Hey, what are we doing here? My glass is empty. 531 00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:22,154 Come on. 532 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:42,541 Wow. 533 00:30:44,076 --> 00:30:45,912 This is it. 534 00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:49,048 Yeah, our first motel room. 535 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:22,714 (DRAWING CURTAINS) 536 00:31:22,748 --> 00:31:24,883 NICKY: Okay, let's get the guy up here who paid for this shindig. 537 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:26,285 (ALL CHEERING) 538 00:31:34,994 --> 00:31:38,130 Hold it, hold it, hold it. Let him talk. 539 00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:40,699 I got nothing to say, Nicky. I got nothing to say. 540 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,901 Then sing a song. I can't sing. Are you kidding? 541 00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:44,570 (WOMAN CHATTERING) 542 00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:47,273 (ALL CHEERING) 543 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:50,076 Okay, I'm no Sinatra, but here it goes, okay? 544 00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:51,944 (MUSIC PLAYING) 545 00:31:57,316 --> 00:32:01,487 *Some think the world was made for fun and frolic 546 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:05,291 *And so do I, and so do I 547 00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:09,161 *Some think it's right to be so melancholic 548 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:12,498 *To pine and sigh, to pine and sigh 549 00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:14,566 *Ah, but I 550 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,303 *I like to spend my time in singing 551 00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:21,173 *Some joyous song, some joyous song 552 00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:25,511 *To set the air with music ever ringing 553 00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:29,181 *Is far from wrong, is far from wrong 554 00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:33,185 *Hearken, hearken, music sounds afar 555 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:36,322 *Hearken, hearken, with a happy heart 556 00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:37,823 *Funiculi, funicula 557 00:32:37,856 --> 00:32:41,160 *Funiculi, funicula 558 00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:44,963 *Joy is everywhere, funiculi, funicula 559 00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:48,200 ALL: *Hearken, hearken, Music sounds afar 560 00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:51,437 *Hearken, hearken, with a happy heart 561 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:53,139 *Funiculi, funicula 562 00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:56,008 *Funiculi, funicula 563 00:32:56,042 --> 00:33:00,179 *Joy is everywhere, funiculi, funicula 564 00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:03,782 *Hearken, hearken, music sounds afar 565 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:06,785 *Hearken, hearken, with a happy heart 566 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,620 *Funiculi, funicula 567 00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:11,790 *Funiculi, funicula 568 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:15,261 *Joy is everywhere, funiculi, funicula * 569 00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:26,072 (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 570 00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:16,288 (TURNS RADIO OFF) 571 00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:17,723 How do I look? 572 00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:22,961 You look beautiful. 573 00:34:46,185 --> 00:34:48,787 I always dreamed about my wedding day. 574 00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:53,091 I guess I never thought about the night. 575 00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:54,360 (CHUCKLING) 576 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,500 (MUSIC PLAYING) 577 00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:06,505 (MUSIC STOPS) 578 00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:18,184 Be gentle with me. 579 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:31,697 (GASPING) Julio! 580 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:33,332 This is foreplay. 581 00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:35,801 I have a headache. 582 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:39,004 I don't want to touch your head. 583 00:35:39,037 --> 00:35:42,140 Please, Julio, I've never been with a man before. 584 00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:43,642 Neither have I. 585 00:35:44,176 --> 00:35:45,143 Julio. 586 00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:52,150 What's wrong with you? 587 00:35:52,184 --> 00:35:54,052 I don't know what to do. 588 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:56,955 I brought a book. 589 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,224 A book? 590 00:36:04,396 --> 00:36:06,332 El joy de sexo. 591 00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:07,833 That's Spanish. 592 00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:09,735 I'm gonna translate it for you. 593 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:13,038 It has a very happy ending. You're gonna love it. 594 00:36:22,248 --> 00:36:24,383 Allison... 595 00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:26,585 What do you want from me, Julio? 596 00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:30,222 I never seen anything like that. 597 00:36:32,090 --> 00:36:34,393 Try to understand. 598 00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:37,763 I keep hearing my father say, "Don't." 599 00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:40,232 He meant before you were married. 600 00:36:44,470 --> 00:36:47,639 I'm not so sure. You don't know my father. 601 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:53,245 Allison... 602 00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:56,915 Listen to me. 603 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,488 My cousin once knew a guy, 604 00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:09,461 and the guy went out with a virgin for six months. 605 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:15,834 And on their wedding night, when they got married 606 00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:19,838 and he wanted to consummate the marriage, 607 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,909 the woman wouldn't let him. 608 00:37:27,279 --> 00:37:31,683 And in the morning, they found the guy dead... 609 00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:36,488 In the bed next to her. 610 00:37:39,858 --> 00:37:41,460 Oh. Allison... 611 00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:46,465 I don't want to die. 612 00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:52,438 You're my wife. 613 00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:54,105 Yeah. 614 00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:55,341 I love you. 615 00:37:56,308 --> 00:37:57,376 Yeah. 616 00:37:57,976 --> 00:37:59,478 We're all alone, 617 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:06,352 and your father, he is a million miles away. 618 00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:08,487 (PHONE RINGS) 619 00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:16,294 Hello. 620 00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:18,330 Hey, Julio, 621 00:38:18,364 --> 00:38:21,967 I just wanna say good night to my little baby. 622 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,669 My father. 623 00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:25,371 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 624 00:38:27,373 --> 00:38:31,510 You hung up on my father? I wouldn't hang up on your father. 625 00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:33,679 You wouldn't understand my father. 626 00:38:33,712 --> 00:38:37,516 Yeah? Well, I'm not so sure I understand you, either. 627 00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:41,387 Then why don't you go spend your wedding night with your father then? 628 00:38:44,523 --> 00:38:46,324 Okay, I will. 629 00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:00,739 ROSE: Monty, don't forget to fix the walk. 630 00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:02,007 Yeah. 631 00:39:17,556 --> 00:39:19,958 Watch it, watch it! Watch where you're going! 632 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,629 MAILMAN: My air mail! 633 00:39:27,399 --> 00:39:28,767 (HORN HONKS) 634 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:34,773 (BRAKES SCREECH) 635 00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:40,946 Capuletti, listen to me. I want my wife back. 636 00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:42,948 Look who's here. Don Juan, huh? 637 00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:44,616 It's your fault she left me, man. 638 00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:46,384 What, am I responsible? 639 00:39:46,418 --> 00:39:49,588 When Eddie Fisher broke up with Debbie, you blame me for that, too? 640 00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:50,589 She don't wanna see you. 641 00:39:50,622 --> 00:39:52,758 You gotta help me, man. You gotta help me. 642 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:55,627 Give her some time. She'll come back when she's ready. 643 00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:58,764 You ought to give her a few drinks. 644 00:39:58,797 --> 00:40:01,433 That's how I got her mother ready. 645 00:40:09,475 --> 00:40:10,609 MONTY: I'm in. 646 00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:12,978 It's up to you, Paddy. 647 00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:14,613 Yeah. 648 00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:16,214 What the hell is that you got on? 649 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,216 This used to be a shirt. 650 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:20,418 You know Rose, she don't throw nothing out. 651 00:40:20,452 --> 00:40:21,787 She keeps looking at the cuffs. 652 00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:24,289 As soon as they get frayed, it becomes a short-sleeved shirt. 653 00:40:24,322 --> 00:40:26,592 When the collar goes, I end up with a pajama top. 654 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:29,461 Right now I got 23 short-sleeved pajama tops. 655 00:40:29,495 --> 00:40:31,262 (MUMBLING) You know what I found in the closet? 656 00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:35,000 A hundred 1978 calendars. That's Rose. 657 00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:38,269 I tell you, if 1978 ever comes back, we're in great shape. 658 00:40:38,303 --> 00:40:40,672 Hey, are we gonna talk or play cards? 659 00:40:43,509 --> 00:40:45,511 BELINDA: He'll talk. 660 00:40:48,714 --> 00:40:52,117 (PHONE RINGING) Nicky, take it easy. 661 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:55,253 (MUMBLING) Take it easy, Nicky. He didn't mean it. 662 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,454 (SNORING) 663 00:40:57,856 --> 00:40:59,457 Monty, the phone. 664 00:41:01,326 --> 00:41:02,694 Hello, hello. 665 00:41:04,362 --> 00:41:06,665 Monty, you have to pick it up. 666 00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:18,043 You got the wrong number. There's nobody home who is sleeping. 667 00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:19,711 MAN: Mr. Capuletti? 668 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,048 Are you there? 669 00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:25,316 Monty. Who is it, Monty? 670 00:41:26,084 --> 00:41:27,553 (MAN SPEAKING) 671 00:41:33,358 --> 00:41:34,726 Hello, hello? 672 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:36,928 Anyone there? 673 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,330 (GRUNTS) 674 00:41:43,569 --> 00:41:45,537 You know a Scrappleton? 675 00:41:46,404 --> 00:41:48,373 That's mother's lawyer. 676 00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:56,181 Yeah. Yeah? 677 00:41:57,415 --> 00:41:59,384 (LAUGHS) That's awful. 678 00:42:00,586 --> 00:42:03,321 No, no, that's all right. 679 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:05,557 I'll tell her. I'll tell her. 680 00:42:05,591 --> 00:42:07,726 That's all right. 681 00:42:07,759 --> 00:42:09,561 Monty, what happened? 682 00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:16,034 Rose, you'd better sit down for this. 683 00:42:20,972 --> 00:42:23,575 Is it Mother? 684 00:42:24,810 --> 00:42:27,145 Rose, there was a plane crash. 685 00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:32,383 Your mother earned her wings. 686 00:42:33,819 --> 00:42:36,154 It's all right. It's all right. 687 00:42:37,155 --> 00:42:38,389 It's all right, baby. 688 00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:41,593 "And to my nephew Clive, 689 00:42:41,627 --> 00:42:44,395 "son of my beloved departed brother, 690 00:42:44,429 --> 00:42:47,766 "whom I've undertaken to raise as a son of my own, 691 00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:51,770 "inasmuch as he has always led a simple, virtuous life, 692 00:42:51,803 --> 00:42:55,140 "and because it is my wish that he continue to do so, 693 00:42:55,173 --> 00:43:00,445 "I bequeath to him an additional income of $5,000 a year 694 00:43:00,478 --> 00:43:01,947 "for the rest of his life." 695 00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:05,984 Uh, there must be some mistake there. 696 00:43:06,017 --> 00:43:08,586 Uh, there must be some more zeroes. 697 00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:09,955 SCRAPPLETON: No. 698 00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:11,757 Uh, a comma? 699 00:43:11,790 --> 00:43:13,091 No. 700 00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:16,762 "To my beloved daughter Rose, 701 00:43:16,795 --> 00:43:20,766 "burdened as she is with cares and responsibilities, 702 00:43:20,799 --> 00:43:23,802 "I bequeath the remainder of my estate, 703 00:43:23,835 --> 00:43:26,071 "which includes Monahan's department store, 704 00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:29,174 "estimated worth $10 million..." 705 00:43:29,207 --> 00:43:30,676 Oh! 706 00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:33,979 "If, and only if her husband Monty 707 00:43:34,012 --> 00:43:36,081 "can reform himself in one year." 708 00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:38,784 What kind of reform are you talkin' about? 709 00:43:38,817 --> 00:43:42,453 There is a codicil attached to the will, Mr. Capalooti... 710 00:43:42,487 --> 00:43:43,621 Capuletti. 711 00:43:43,655 --> 00:43:45,290 Mr. Capuletti, 712 00:43:45,323 --> 00:43:49,627 which lists the activities which are to be proscribed. 713 00:43:49,661 --> 00:43:53,631 That is, the things you must refrain from. 714 00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:56,835 (CLEARS THROAT) 715 00:44:01,907 --> 00:44:04,442 No smoking. No philandering. 716 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:06,678 No gambling. No drugs. 717 00:44:06,712 --> 00:44:07,813 No alcohol. 718 00:44:07,846 --> 00:44:10,882 No alcohol? Does that go for beer, too? 719 00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:12,050 Certainly. 720 00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:15,854 And you must weigh not more than 175 pounds. 721 00:44:15,887 --> 00:44:21,860 Question. Assuming Monty can't reform, perish the thought... 722 00:44:21,893 --> 00:44:24,863 Oh, then you get the money. 723 00:44:24,896 --> 00:44:25,731 I do? 724 00:44:38,777 --> 00:44:40,511 Ah, forget about it. I'm not doin' it. 725 00:44:40,545 --> 00:44:41,913 You're right, forget it. 726 00:44:41,947 --> 00:44:43,348 (EXCLAIMING) Daddy, come on! 727 00:44:43,381 --> 00:44:46,351 You can do it! It's $10 million! 728 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,688 Belinda. Mr. Capalooti, 729 00:44:50,722 --> 00:44:53,691 should you decide to accept these terms, 730 00:44:53,725 --> 00:44:56,728 remember, we'll be watching you. 731 00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:02,901 I need a drink and a cigarette so I can think this over, you know. 732 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,906 Twelve months? Forget about it. 733 00:45:07,939 --> 00:45:10,909 You could do that standin' on your head. 734 00:45:10,942 --> 00:45:12,510 It's easy money. 735 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,279 Hey, that's a lot of money, Monty. 736 00:45:14,312 --> 00:45:17,715 That could parlay into a fortune for you. 737 00:45:17,749 --> 00:45:20,786 I couldn't care less, Monty, but think of the kids. 738 00:45:21,753 --> 00:45:23,288 Think about Mommy. 739 00:45:23,321 --> 00:45:24,923 Think of your wife and your kids. 740 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,561 Think of me, you bum! 741 00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:39,805 (BIRD TWITTERING) 742 00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:21,279 ROSE: Monty, breakfast is ready. 743 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,449 Oh, breakfast, beautiful. 744 00:46:24,482 --> 00:46:26,818 I stopped smoking. I'm starving. 745 00:46:26,852 --> 00:46:29,487 Oh, Dad, pass the syrup. Yeah, here. 746 00:46:32,023 --> 00:46:34,025 MONTY: Rose, you gave me the wrong plate. 747 00:46:34,059 --> 00:46:37,028 Where's the rest of my eggs and my home fries? 748 00:46:37,062 --> 00:46:38,830 ROSE: These are the rest of your eggs, 749 00:46:38,864 --> 00:46:40,999 these are your home fries, 750 00:46:41,032 --> 00:46:42,800 and this is apple sauce. 751 00:46:48,073 --> 00:46:50,842 Belinda, I can't eat all my home fries. 752 00:46:50,876 --> 00:46:52,043 You want some home fries? 753 00:46:52,077 --> 00:46:53,811 No, thanks. 754 00:46:53,845 --> 00:46:54,980 Here, Monty. 755 00:46:55,013 --> 00:46:57,382 Pass it to Belinda. 756 00:46:57,415 --> 00:47:00,651 If you want to lose weight, you should start now. 757 00:47:02,087 --> 00:47:04,022 (SNIFFS) 758 00:47:04,055 --> 00:47:05,891 Oh, food, it's a tough give-up. 759 00:47:07,092 --> 00:47:08,860 ROSE: Allison, eat. 760 00:47:08,894 --> 00:47:10,862 MONTY: Allison, you gotta eat. 761 00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:13,198 I know marriage is rough. 762 00:47:13,231 --> 00:47:16,401 It's not all moonlight and canoes. That's in the movies. 763 00:47:16,434 --> 00:47:18,636 I don't want to talk about it. 764 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:19,837 What's the matter with you? 765 00:47:19,871 --> 00:47:23,408 You don't eat. You don't talk to no one. 766 00:47:23,441 --> 00:47:26,011 You lock yourself in your room all night. 767 00:47:26,044 --> 00:47:28,947 The way you're carrying on, you'll never meet another guy. 768 00:47:36,454 --> 00:47:38,323 (DOOR SLAMS) What'd I say? 769 00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:40,225 "You'll never meet another guy." 770 00:47:40,258 --> 00:47:42,060 Take out the garbage. 771 00:47:43,261 --> 00:47:46,097 Take out the garbage. 772 00:47:46,131 --> 00:47:48,866 I didn't even eat, I gotta take out the garbage. 773 00:47:52,904 --> 00:47:54,572 (GROWLING) Hi! 774 00:48:06,484 --> 00:48:08,319 She ain't worth $10 million. 775 00:48:13,124 --> 00:48:14,292 $5 million, maybe. 776 00:49:09,347 --> 00:49:10,781 (GROWLING) 777 00:49:12,017 --> 00:49:13,985 Hey, not here, not here! 778 00:49:14,019 --> 00:49:16,187 Hi there, I'm your new neighbor Bill Jones. You can call me Bill. 779 00:49:16,221 --> 00:49:18,023 Say hi to King. Hey, King, not here. Not here. 780 00:49:18,056 --> 00:49:19,824 Why don't you take him on your property, huh? 781 00:49:19,857 --> 00:49:22,427 Look, take it easy. You interrupt King's business, he gets very upset. 782 00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:24,996 What makes you think I want to inherit his business? 783 00:49:25,030 --> 00:49:27,532 If you feel so bad about it, I'll clean it up. 784 00:49:27,565 --> 00:49:29,767 Yeah. So you're Monty Capuletti, huh? 785 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,536 Hey, congratulations on your daughter's wedding. 786 00:49:31,569 --> 00:49:35,840 Some party I heard about. What am I telling you for? You were there, right? 787 00:49:35,873 --> 00:49:37,808 Look, I'm your next-door neighbor now, you know. 788 00:49:37,842 --> 00:49:39,777 So we gotta get to be good buddies, you know. 789 00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:42,547 I wanna have a relationship. Most important thing for us, we gotta have a good rapport. 790 00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:44,615 Wait till you meet Ginger. She's my better half. 791 00:49:44,649 --> 00:49:48,186 I already saw your better half. In fact, I saw more than half. 792 00:49:48,219 --> 00:49:51,189 She's a dynamite girl. I met her in Vegas a couple years ago. 793 00:49:51,222 --> 00:49:53,991 Oh, man. She's a loving, caring, sharing person. 794 00:49:54,025 --> 00:49:56,194 Someone maybe one day you could become very friendly with, you know. 795 00:49:56,227 --> 00:49:58,196 I needed you two to move in next door, huh? 796 00:49:58,229 --> 00:50:00,398 I'm nervous enough this morning. Are you kidding? 797 00:50:00,431 --> 00:50:03,000 If you're nervous, maybe you need a little smoke, 798 00:50:03,034 --> 00:50:05,403 a little toots-a-rootski, a little ups, a little downs, little some. 799 00:50:05,436 --> 00:50:06,837 I got anything you need. 800 00:50:06,871 --> 00:50:08,473 What are you talking to me about drugs for? 801 00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,041 I got my daughter here. She's 12 years old. 802 00:50:10,075 --> 00:50:12,210 Hey, look, you got a connection in the family already, 803 00:50:12,243 --> 00:50:13,844 stick with it. Hey, but, look, Just this once, 804 00:50:13,878 --> 00:50:16,214 I'll tell you what, my friend, let me be Santa Claus, okay. 805 00:50:16,247 --> 00:50:18,183 There's one, there's two, from me to you. Go and take a high. 806 00:50:18,216 --> 00:50:20,818 Come on, poochie. 807 00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:22,087 (DOG BARKING) 808 00:50:38,303 --> 00:50:42,540 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 809 00:50:45,110 --> 00:50:48,746 Two, four, six, eight, ten. Two, four, six, eight, ten. 810 00:50:57,455 --> 00:50:58,456 (CRACKING) 811 00:50:59,924 --> 00:51:01,426 This is ridiculous. 812 00:51:01,459 --> 00:51:03,528 But, Daddy, jogging's good for you. 813 00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:06,264 Yeah, thanks to jogging, more people than ever 814 00:51:06,297 --> 00:51:08,065 are dropping dead in perfect health. 815 00:51:19,110 --> 00:51:20,445 (CHUCKLES) 816 00:51:20,478 --> 00:51:21,912 Five more. 817 00:51:25,683 --> 00:51:26,951 WOMAN ON PHONE: Celebrity Pizza. 818 00:51:26,984 --> 00:51:28,453 (IMITATING MONTY) Yeah, send over the usual. 819 00:51:28,486 --> 00:51:31,256 Eight pies, two lollobrigidas, 820 00:51:31,289 --> 00:51:33,724 two jerry vales, two pavarottis, 821 00:51:33,758 --> 00:51:35,326 one caruso, and a frank nitti. 822 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:36,894 Monty, is that you? 823 00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,163 Yeah, I got a cold. 824 00:51:44,502 --> 00:51:48,273 Stay right there. I'll get some money. 825 00:51:48,306 --> 00:51:50,275 MONTY: Come on, what am I asking? For one slice. 826 00:51:50,308 --> 00:51:52,710 You can stay up late, all right? 827 00:51:56,147 --> 00:51:58,216 The top one had anchovies. 828 00:52:03,388 --> 00:52:05,156 All right, who's in? 829 00:52:07,725 --> 00:52:10,195 Come on, pick the day he blows it. 830 00:52:19,537 --> 00:52:21,939 Great guy you are, you know that? 831 00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:23,508 Can't wait till he blows it. 832 00:52:23,541 --> 00:52:24,942 Bettin' on it and everything. 833 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:28,713 Listen to you. What are you, some kind of altar boy, huh? 834 00:52:28,746 --> 00:52:30,181 You're some influence. 835 00:52:30,215 --> 00:52:32,517 You gamble in front of him, you drink in front of him. 836 00:52:32,550 --> 00:52:35,186 Hey, Monty, see, Monty, do you know? 837 00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:44,729 Hector, Hector, don't push me. 838 00:52:44,762 --> 00:52:47,365 Listen to me, it's gonna work. 839 00:52:48,199 --> 00:52:49,734 You see these pennies? 840 00:52:49,767 --> 00:52:52,970 You take these pennies, you throw 'em at the window, 841 00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:54,372 and I'll be in the bush. 842 00:52:54,405 --> 00:52:56,841 I saw it in a movie once. It's gonna work perfect. 843 00:52:56,874 --> 00:53:00,177 If you need any help, just listen to what I'm gonna tell you to say. 844 00:53:00,211 --> 00:53:01,846 Come on. Go get 'em. 845 00:53:02,380 --> 00:53:03,548 Where you going? 846 00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:08,353 I'll be in the bush. Throw the pennies. 847 00:53:08,386 --> 00:53:10,388 You're gonna be behind the bush? 848 00:53:10,421 --> 00:53:11,789 I'll be right here. 849 00:53:16,227 --> 00:53:18,028 (PENNIES CLINKING) 850 00:53:23,801 --> 00:53:25,270 Who's there? 851 00:53:30,275 --> 00:53:32,643 Hey, how are you? 852 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,315 I was just, uh... 853 00:53:38,283 --> 00:53:40,385 I was in the neighborhood, 854 00:53:40,418 --> 00:53:44,255 and I thought I'd stop by, see what's cookin'. 855 00:53:45,122 --> 00:53:46,791 Is that Julio? 856 00:53:46,824 --> 00:53:48,058 Yeah. 857 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,262 (WHISPERING) What do I say? 858 00:53:51,296 --> 00:53:53,598 Tell her to come down. 859 00:53:53,631 --> 00:53:55,833 Prove to her you're the man. 860 00:53:57,668 --> 00:54:00,271 Come down. I'm the man. 861 00:54:01,306 --> 00:54:03,107 HECTOR: Tell her you're bad. 862 00:54:03,140 --> 00:54:04,442 JULIO: I'm bad. 863 00:54:04,475 --> 00:54:05,610 Like you mean it. 864 00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:09,079 Allison, I'm bad. 865 00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:12,283 No, no, no. 866 00:54:12,317 --> 00:54:13,951 Jump up and down. 867 00:54:14,519 --> 00:54:16,421 I am so bad. 868 00:54:16,454 --> 00:54:19,056 Be angry. I am so bad. 869 00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:20,291 Who are you talking to? 870 00:54:20,325 --> 00:54:22,727 Julio and the hedge. 871 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:25,463 I'm so bad, I should be in detention. 872 00:54:25,496 --> 00:54:28,333 No, no, be mean. 873 00:54:28,366 --> 00:54:31,336 Wave your arms. Make-believe you're angry. 874 00:54:31,369 --> 00:54:34,672 Listen to me. I'm not the kind of guy 875 00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:38,443 that's gonna start playing around in the driveway of a tract house. 876 00:54:38,476 --> 00:54:42,313 I'm not gonna lose my temper in front of the woman that I love! 877 00:54:44,682 --> 00:54:46,951 Get on your knees. Beg her. 878 00:54:48,319 --> 00:54:51,155 Tell her you're thinking of killing yourself. 879 00:54:55,526 --> 00:54:58,496 I don't talk like that. You hear me? 880 00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:01,399 I don't talk like that. 881 00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:05,970 If you know so much... If you know so much about women, 882 00:55:06,003 --> 00:55:07,538 you talk to her. 883 00:55:07,572 --> 00:55:10,107 The hedge, Allison Capuletti. 884 00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:13,511 Allison, the hedge has a few words to say to you. 885 00:55:13,544 --> 00:55:15,480 I don't know what to say. 886 00:55:15,513 --> 00:55:17,314 Now you don't know what to say. 887 00:55:17,348 --> 00:55:18,349 (JULIO SPEAKING SPANISH) 888 00:55:18,383 --> 00:55:21,318 Allison, Julio's very unhappy. 889 00:55:22,353 --> 00:55:23,388 HECTOR: My leg! 890 00:55:23,421 --> 00:55:24,922 (BOTH YELLING) 891 00:55:31,762 --> 00:55:33,398 Saturday, lunch, 892 00:55:33,431 --> 00:55:36,901 I can have a piece of fruit, citrus, or four ounces of fish. 893 00:55:36,934 --> 00:55:38,503 I think I'll have the fruit. 894 00:55:38,536 --> 00:55:40,805 Sometimes with the fish, these guys go over. 895 00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:42,540 What'll you have, buddy? 896 00:55:42,573 --> 00:55:44,542 Two with sauerkraut and a Yoo-hoo. Got it. 897 00:55:46,243 --> 00:55:50,147 Two with sauerkraut and a Yoo-hoo. 898 00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:51,549 What'll you have, buddy? 899 00:55:51,582 --> 00:55:53,551 Nothing. I'll just smell his. 900 00:56:01,592 --> 00:56:03,561 You know why I'm going through this whole thing, Nicky? 901 00:56:03,594 --> 00:56:05,430 For my kids, that's why. 902 00:56:05,463 --> 00:56:07,231 It's the greatest love in the world, your kids. 903 00:56:07,264 --> 00:56:08,566 You can't beat it, all right? 904 00:56:08,599 --> 00:56:10,034 That's why you do things, for your kids. 905 00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:11,936 That's love for your kids. 906 00:56:11,969 --> 00:56:15,239 Yeah, see what I mean? See that man over there with his kid? That's love. 907 00:56:15,272 --> 00:56:17,842 Look at the way he loves the kid, the way he bounces him on his knee. 908 00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:20,578 Look at that. That's love, baby. I tell you that. 909 00:56:20,611 --> 00:56:21,546 WOMAN: There he is! There he is! 910 00:56:21,579 --> 00:56:23,213 Thank goodness he's all right. 911 00:56:23,247 --> 00:56:24,615 Martin, Martin, you all right? 912 00:56:24,649 --> 00:56:26,417 MAN: I'm sitting here minding my business, he jumped on my lap. 913 00:56:26,451 --> 00:56:27,418 Get away from my kid. 914 00:56:27,452 --> 00:56:29,186 COP: All right, everybody calm down. 915 00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:31,055 Do you have some identification, sir? It's in my other raincoat. 916 00:56:31,088 --> 00:56:33,558 WOMAN: I tell you never to wander away from Mommy again. 917 00:56:33,591 --> 00:56:35,826 Spit that out right now. 918 00:56:38,429 --> 00:56:40,064 (MUSIC PLAYING) 919 00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:45,503 Come on. 920 00:56:49,306 --> 00:56:52,009 It's all ready. Come on, give it a shot. 921 00:56:57,081 --> 00:56:59,617 NICKY: You gotta go 30 miles an hour 922 00:56:59,650 --> 00:57:01,852 for 15 minutes for it to do anything. 923 00:57:03,488 --> 00:57:06,256 No, faster, faster. Come on. 924 00:57:06,290 --> 00:57:08,993 Faster. You gotta get it up to speed. 925 00:57:09,026 --> 00:57:11,261 Faster, faster, faster, faster. 926 00:57:11,696 --> 00:57:12,897 (LAUGHING) 927 00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:16,266 Thirty miles an hour. Come on, faster, faster. 928 00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:19,504 Oh, my! Oh! 929 00:57:27,678 --> 00:57:30,815 (HECTOR WHISPERING) Come on, keep quiet. Keep your head down. 930 00:57:30,848 --> 00:57:32,082 JULIO: Is my hair too flat? 931 00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:34,284 No, you look great. Come on. 932 00:57:35,686 --> 00:57:37,488 Come on, Julio. 933 00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:40,324 (DOOR HANDLE CLICKS) 934 00:57:40,357 --> 00:57:42,827 It's locked. Let's go play Space Invaders. 935 00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:44,028 No. 936 00:57:44,061 --> 00:57:46,497 Come on, you can do it. 937 00:57:46,531 --> 00:57:49,133 Don't worry about it. It'll be all right. 938 00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:51,636 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 939 00:57:51,669 --> 00:57:53,337 What are you doing? Just come on. 940 00:57:53,370 --> 00:57:57,675 Come on. You can do it. You're bad. 941 00:57:57,708 --> 00:57:58,976 (SPEAKS SPANISH) 942 00:58:00,511 --> 00:58:03,648 JULIO: I had to hook up with the only virgin in New York. 943 00:58:03,681 --> 00:58:05,950 HECTOR: Didn't they teach sex at her school? 944 00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:08,719 They taught math at your school, but you can't divide. 945 00:58:08,753 --> 00:58:10,521 At least I can multiply. 946 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:14,859 Are you sure this is Allison's bedroom? 947 00:58:14,892 --> 00:58:17,695 I know this place like the back of my hand. 948 00:58:22,533 --> 00:58:24,134 (WATER SPLASHES) 949 00:58:24,168 --> 00:58:25,736 (TOILET FLUSHES) 950 00:58:27,905 --> 00:58:29,306 HECTOR: What happened? 951 00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:32,376 I got the back of my hand stuck in the toilet. 952 00:58:40,918 --> 00:58:44,121 Listen to me. You gotta be quiet. 953 00:58:44,922 --> 00:58:46,523 We gotta be quiet. 954 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:50,728 Where's the light? 955 00:58:50,761 --> 00:58:51,562 Shh. 956 00:58:53,798 --> 00:58:55,700 That's not the light. 957 00:58:55,733 --> 00:58:57,902 That's not the light. 958 00:58:57,935 --> 00:58:59,369 This is not the light. 959 00:58:59,403 --> 00:59:01,739 (ELECTRIC WHIRRING) 960 00:59:01,772 --> 00:59:03,440 That's the waterpik. 961 00:59:10,581 --> 00:59:12,382 Now here's the plan. 962 00:59:13,150 --> 00:59:15,786 I'm gonna go talk to Allison. 963 00:59:15,820 --> 00:59:17,221 When I leave the room... 964 00:59:22,226 --> 00:59:23,227 We're... 965 00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:24,762 (IN FALSETTO) We're in here. 966 00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:39,376 Just be calm. 967 00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:41,779 Just be calm and get out the window. 968 00:59:49,654 --> 00:59:50,688 Ow. 969 00:59:52,256 --> 00:59:54,792 I'll meet you right down by the car. Yeah. 970 00:59:54,825 --> 00:59:57,695 I'll be all right. Don't worry about it. 971 01:00:01,866 --> 01:00:03,233 Julio! 972 01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:04,802 Julio! 973 01:00:04,835 --> 01:00:06,704 (HECTOR SCREAMING) 974 01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:09,640 (CRASHING) 975 01:00:28,726 --> 01:00:31,862 I'll have the Number 3 with flour tortillas. 976 01:00:31,896 --> 01:00:33,698 I'll have two of them. 977 01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:39,904 I'll have the, uh, the special, Number 1. 978 01:00:43,708 --> 01:00:46,844 I'll have a junior salad, no dressing. 979 01:00:51,749 --> 01:00:53,818 Why don't you stop carrying on, huh, Monty? 980 01:00:53,851 --> 01:00:57,855 The rate you're going, I'll bet you a hundred bucks, you're not gonna make it. 981 01:00:57,888 --> 01:01:00,490 If I bet you, then I won't make it. 982 01:01:02,559 --> 01:01:06,063 Just remember, when the going gets tough, the tough get going. 983 01:01:06,096 --> 01:01:08,866 What if you're not tough? 984 01:01:08,899 --> 01:01:10,500 You gotta be strong, like me. 985 01:01:10,534 --> 01:01:12,536 Look, what is this? Nothin'. 986 01:01:12,569 --> 01:01:15,706 I put it right out. It's not gonna be my master. 987 01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:20,344 You got a light, Lou? 988 01:01:25,883 --> 01:01:28,552 Monty, you gotta have discipline. 989 01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:30,687 (MUFFLED) Discipline. 990 01:01:33,724 --> 01:01:35,092 Can I have your olive? 991 01:01:36,093 --> 01:01:37,928 You got extra olives? 992 01:01:37,962 --> 01:01:40,164 You want the black one or the green one? 993 01:01:40,197 --> 01:01:41,498 Which one you want? 994 01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:43,768 It's up to you. Take the green one. 995 01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:49,506 Just a minute, okay? 996 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:52,176 You gotta stay still, okay? Gotta stay still, okay, kid? 997 01:01:52,209 --> 01:01:54,544 You gotta stay still. Kid, you gotta stay still. 998 01:01:54,578 --> 01:01:57,081 Monty, have you ever seen a face like that before? 999 01:01:57,114 --> 01:01:59,349 No, no. If I did, I'd remember it. 1000 01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:03,520 Okay, Anthony, we're gonna get a real good picture now, okay? 1001 01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:06,290 Look at him. He's got my eyes. 1002 01:02:06,323 --> 01:02:07,724 He got my nose. 1003 01:02:07,758 --> 01:02:08,959 And my sympathy. 1004 01:02:08,993 --> 01:02:10,194 All right. 1005 01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:12,729 We want some wallet-size pictures, too. 1006 01:02:12,763 --> 01:02:13,964 (GIGGLING) 1007 01:02:13,998 --> 01:02:16,200 This kid won't fit no wallet size. 1008 01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:18,602 Make 'em good pictures. My wife's very particular. 1009 01:02:18,635 --> 01:02:20,905 (LAUGHING) And what about you, John? 1010 01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:22,773 He's very particular, too. 1011 01:02:22,807 --> 01:02:24,809 I'm surprised you married each other. 1012 01:02:25,776 --> 01:02:27,577 All right, look, kid, 1013 01:02:27,611 --> 01:02:29,313 I'm tired of keep telling you the same thing, 1014 01:02:29,346 --> 01:02:30,915 you gotta stay still, all right? 1015 01:02:30,948 --> 01:02:32,817 I'll tell you what, look, Anthony, 1016 01:02:32,850 --> 01:02:34,418 I'm gonna make a deal with you, okay? 1017 01:02:34,451 --> 01:02:36,787 Come here. Come here, will you? You gotta stay still. 1018 01:02:36,821 --> 01:02:37,988 You gotta stay still. 1019 01:02:38,022 --> 01:02:39,389 We want to get a good picture. 1020 01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:41,992 After you become still, we wanna get a good picture, Anthony. 1021 01:02:42,026 --> 01:02:43,994 Stay still. Stay still. 1022 01:02:44,028 --> 01:02:46,596 Stay still. Knock the kid out, will you? Stay still. 1023 01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:47,832 You talk to him, Grandma. 1024 01:02:47,865 --> 01:02:48,999 Quiet, quiet. 1025 01:02:49,033 --> 01:02:50,767 Here we go, Anthony, will you? 1026 01:02:50,801 --> 01:02:53,403 You gotta be quiet, too, okay, Anthony? Be quiet, will you? 1027 01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:55,439 No, no, no. Just stay still, will you? 1028 01:02:55,472 --> 01:02:57,574 Talk to him, will you? Quiet, will you? 1029 01:02:57,607 --> 01:03:00,244 Blanche, John, Grandma, talk to him, will you? 1030 01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:03,580 Stay quiet, will you? Kid, be quiet, will you? 1031 01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:04,849 Be quiet, will you? 1032 01:03:04,882 --> 01:03:08,152 Somebody! Will you shut the fat little bastard up? 1033 01:03:08,185 --> 01:03:09,820 MAN 1 ON TV: What is the law? 1034 01:03:09,854 --> 01:03:13,790 MAN 2: Not to go on all fours. 1035 01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:15,993 That is the law. 1036 01:03:16,026 --> 01:03:17,027 What is the law? 1037 01:03:17,061 --> 01:03:19,463 MAN 3: Not to shake gun. 1038 01:03:19,496 --> 01:03:20,797 One of you has broken... 1039 01:03:20,831 --> 01:03:23,868 MAN 4: Crazy Eddie! His prices are insane... 1040 01:03:23,901 --> 01:03:26,170 (THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER PLAYING) 1041 01:03:26,203 --> 01:03:28,805 MAN 5: All we need is one pin, Rodney... 1042 01:03:28,839 --> 01:03:30,674 MAN 6: Now back to Lost Weekend... 1043 01:03:30,707 --> 01:03:32,642 (TEST PATTERN) 1044 01:03:32,676 --> 01:03:36,981 MAN 2: He who breaks the law must go to the house of pain. 1045 01:03:37,014 --> 01:03:38,682 (MEN YELLING) 1046 01:03:42,853 --> 01:03:43,820 Monty. 1047 01:03:51,228 --> 01:03:53,697 Monty, it's 3:00 in the morning. 1048 01:03:53,730 --> 01:03:55,032 Come to bed. 1049 01:03:55,065 --> 01:03:58,869 You haven't had a decent night's sleep in weeks. 1050 01:03:58,903 --> 01:04:01,071 I don't know how to sleep. 1051 01:04:01,105 --> 01:04:02,839 I know how to pass out. 1052 01:04:05,876 --> 01:04:06,911 (TURNS TV OFF) 1053 01:04:09,046 --> 01:04:11,248 Maybe you should see a doctor. 1054 01:04:11,281 --> 01:04:13,217 If I see a doctor, I'll blow the whole thing. 1055 01:04:13,250 --> 01:04:15,652 They give you sleeping pills. 1056 01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:18,122 You know what I do when I can't sleep? 1057 01:04:18,755 --> 01:04:20,090 What? 1058 01:04:20,124 --> 01:04:22,226 I knit. 1059 01:04:22,259 --> 01:04:25,262 Maybe I'll knit myself a beer. 1060 01:04:25,295 --> 01:04:28,065 How about some hot milk? It'll do you good. 1061 01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:30,935 I'll try anything. 1062 01:04:33,737 --> 01:04:35,572 (CHUCKLING) Hot milk. 1063 01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:51,688 Monty, I know what you're going through. 1064 01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:53,924 Do you want to talk about it? 1065 01:05:02,967 --> 01:05:05,369 You know your friend Blanche Genaro? Uh-huh. 1066 01:05:05,402 --> 01:05:09,373 Her kid Anthony, I called him a fat little bastard. 1067 01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:10,975 (LAUGHING) 1068 01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:15,145 Yeah, very funny. 1069 01:05:15,179 --> 01:05:17,147 We're laughing, I'm out of a job. 1070 01:05:17,181 --> 01:05:19,583 Monty, you're a great photographer. 1071 01:05:24,788 --> 01:05:26,290 You'll get another job. 1072 01:05:26,323 --> 01:05:28,325 Yeah, when? 1073 01:05:28,358 --> 01:05:31,128 Meanwhile, I got nothing to do. 1074 01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:34,764 What do people do when they're not getting loaded? 1075 01:05:34,798 --> 01:05:37,334 What you have to do is change your habits. 1076 01:05:37,367 --> 01:05:38,935 Who you been talkin' to? 1077 01:05:38,969 --> 01:05:41,738 Mrs. Dugan. She's an expert. 1078 01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:45,742 She had three husbands. They all died of alcohol. 1079 01:05:45,775 --> 01:05:47,944 She's no expert. She's a carrier. 1080 01:05:53,850 --> 01:05:56,953 You know what I was thinking about today? 1081 01:05:56,987 --> 01:06:00,557 Coney Island, when the kids were small. 1082 01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:04,128 Remember the time you put Allison on the pony 1083 01:06:04,161 --> 01:06:07,998 and you tried to make the pony smile to make Allison smile? 1084 01:06:08,032 --> 01:06:10,000 I never laughed so hard. 1085 01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:12,602 That was the good ol' days. 1086 01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:15,005 If I make it through this, I'll buy you Coney Island. 1087 01:06:15,039 --> 01:06:18,808 I don't need Coney Island. I need you. 1088 01:06:29,253 --> 01:06:30,854 (PLAYING SCALES) 1089 01:07:09,226 --> 01:07:10,260 (DOOR OPENS) 1090 01:07:10,294 --> 01:07:11,661 Hi, Nicky. 1091 01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:13,230 NICKY: Hi, Rose. 1092 01:07:14,231 --> 01:07:15,499 Hey, kid. 1093 01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:16,866 Oh, hey, Nick. 1094 01:07:17,701 --> 01:07:20,237 What are you playing, Mozart? 1095 01:07:20,270 --> 01:07:21,071 Scales. 1096 01:07:21,105 --> 01:07:23,207 Scales, huh? Never heard of him. 1097 01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:25,075 (VIOLIN PLAYING) 1098 01:07:27,444 --> 01:07:30,247 Rose! Rose! Rose! 1099 01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:31,281 Hey, yo! 1100 01:07:31,315 --> 01:07:32,916 What are you doing? 1101 01:07:32,949 --> 01:07:34,918 What's going on? What, are you cracking up? 1102 01:07:34,951 --> 01:07:37,721 I tell you, Nicky, it's rough, it's rough. 1103 01:07:40,324 --> 01:07:43,227 What's the matter with you? What is this? 1104 01:07:43,260 --> 01:07:45,295 Rose told me I needed hobbies. 1105 01:07:45,329 --> 01:07:48,064 I'm making a plane. It's a Messerschmitt. 1106 01:07:51,101 --> 01:07:53,303 It's a nice job. 1107 01:07:53,337 --> 01:07:55,272 I tell you, I'm fed up with everything. 1108 01:07:55,305 --> 01:07:58,308 I wanna go to sleep and wake up four months from now when it's all over. 1109 01:07:58,342 --> 01:07:59,476 You know what your problem is? 1110 01:07:59,509 --> 01:08:01,878 This whole thing ain't real to you. 1111 01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:03,280 You don't know what you're coming into. 1112 01:08:03,313 --> 01:08:05,115 Did you ever see Monahan's department store? 1113 01:08:05,149 --> 01:08:07,717 Yeah, once from the outside when I dropped Rose off. 1114 01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:09,286 Why don't we go see it from the inside? 1115 01:08:09,319 --> 01:08:12,088 What do you say? Come on, we'll have a few laughs, huh? 1116 01:08:12,122 --> 01:08:13,290 Come on. I need a new shirt anyway. 1117 01:08:13,323 --> 01:08:15,159 (VIOLIN PLAYING) 1118 01:08:17,494 --> 01:08:19,896 Oh, Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. 1119 01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:21,765 Clean it up, will you? 1120 01:08:32,309 --> 01:08:34,378 (WHISTLES) Some joint, huh? 1121 01:08:36,213 --> 01:08:39,383 When you take over, you let me fix the bathrooms here. 1122 01:08:42,352 --> 01:08:44,954 They don't go to the bathroom here. 1123 01:08:45,955 --> 01:08:47,224 See this? 1124 01:08:58,735 --> 01:09:00,970 Could somebody help us here? 1125 01:09:02,172 --> 01:09:03,740 I don't think so. 1126 01:09:06,176 --> 01:09:08,512 I tell you, my friend here, he's... 1127 01:09:08,545 --> 01:09:11,515 I tell you, my friend here, he's lookin' for a shirt. 1128 01:09:11,548 --> 01:09:15,352 Yeah, you have something in a dark black? 1129 01:09:15,385 --> 01:09:18,822 He wants something he can wear four or five days in a row. 1130 01:09:21,225 --> 01:09:23,827 Do you have any men's shirts for men? 1131 01:09:23,860 --> 01:09:26,530 Have you tried the army-navy store? 1132 01:09:26,563 --> 01:09:28,365 Very funny. 1133 01:09:28,398 --> 01:09:30,734 One more word out of you, and he gets it, all right? 1134 01:09:30,767 --> 01:09:33,203 (LAUGHING) Come on. 1135 01:09:33,237 --> 01:09:37,207 Why don't you two put your heads together, make an ass out of yourselves? 1136 01:09:42,579 --> 01:09:43,580 Where you goin'? 1137 01:09:43,613 --> 01:09:45,582 It says, "Come in and browse." 1138 01:09:48,285 --> 01:09:49,653 May I help you? 1139 01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:52,256 No, thank you. Just browsing. 1140 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:56,360 Hey, what do they got in this place, antiques? 1141 01:09:56,393 --> 01:09:58,362 No, those are the customers. 1142 01:09:58,395 --> 01:09:59,996 May I help you? 1143 01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:02,766 Oh, no, thanks. Just browsing. 1144 01:10:02,799 --> 01:10:05,235 How long do you intend to browse? 1145 01:10:06,270 --> 01:10:07,671 That lady there, 1146 01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:10,206 you didn't ask her how long she intends to browse. 1147 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:12,208 How come you're asking us how long we intend to browse? 1148 01:10:12,242 --> 01:10:14,378 You don't look like browsers. 1149 01:10:14,411 --> 01:10:15,879 No? What do browsers look like? 1150 01:10:15,912 --> 01:10:18,448 Maybe I'm half-browser. On his father's side. 1151 01:10:18,482 --> 01:10:22,085 Nevertheless, I prefer that you do not browse any longer. 1152 01:10:22,118 --> 01:10:23,620 Yeah, well, it's a free country. 1153 01:10:23,653 --> 01:10:26,022 If these people can browse, we can browse. 1154 01:10:26,055 --> 01:10:28,792 Hey, Nicky, let's show the lady we're browsers. 1155 01:10:28,825 --> 01:10:30,427 Browsers. Hey, look at us, we're browsing. 1156 01:10:30,460 --> 01:10:32,896 Hey, ducks in heat. 1157 01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:36,065 (LAUGHING) Please. That's 18th century. 1158 01:10:36,099 --> 01:10:39,235 Hey, folks, better keep browsing or she'll kick you out of here. 1159 01:10:39,269 --> 01:10:41,438 Look at us, we're browsing. 1160 01:10:41,471 --> 01:10:42,639 Is this an odd or an end? 1161 01:10:42,672 --> 01:10:46,410 Hey, lady, if I buy two odds, will you show us your end? 1162 01:10:46,443 --> 01:10:47,811 (EXCLAIMING) 1163 01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:49,413 (LAUGHING) 1164 01:10:49,446 --> 01:10:52,682 Security. Security! Security! 1165 01:10:53,517 --> 01:10:55,285 (PHONE RINGS) 1166 01:10:57,487 --> 01:10:59,689 BOTH: Yes? WOMAN: Mr. Barlow, please. 1167 01:11:00,957 --> 01:11:02,492 What is it? 1168 01:11:02,526 --> 01:11:04,461 Do you know a Monty Capuletti? 1169 01:11:04,494 --> 01:11:05,595 Yes. 1170 01:11:05,629 --> 01:11:08,097 Well, he's on his way upstairs. Is he? 1171 01:11:15,339 --> 01:11:19,843 Gentlemen, let's shelve these petty little matters for the moment. 1172 01:11:19,876 --> 01:11:22,512 The son-in-law of our late beloved president 1173 01:11:22,546 --> 01:11:27,283 is on his way to join us. So let's just sit around and smoke and drink. 1174 01:11:27,317 --> 01:11:28,352 Brent, Brice. 1175 01:11:30,354 --> 01:11:33,557 Hey, make up your mind. Which one of us do you like? 1176 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:36,493 Down the hatch. 1177 01:11:36,526 --> 01:11:38,328 (ALL MURMURING) 1178 01:11:40,530 --> 01:11:44,668 Mr. Barlow, this joker says he knows you. 1179 01:11:44,701 --> 01:11:47,704 This joker is part of the Monahan family, Gus. 1180 01:11:47,737 --> 01:11:49,506 Oh. Sorry, sir. 1181 01:11:49,539 --> 01:11:50,740 Yeah. 1182 01:11:52,376 --> 01:11:56,145 CLIVE: People, this is Monty Capuletti and his friend Nick Marino. 1183 01:11:56,179 --> 01:11:57,681 No need to stand. 1184 01:11:57,714 --> 01:12:00,350 Monty, what brings you here? 1185 01:12:00,384 --> 01:12:03,520 Nicky was looking to get a shirt, but we couldn't find any. 1186 01:12:03,553 --> 01:12:05,522 You got nothing in this store nobody wants to buy. 1187 01:12:05,555 --> 01:12:08,191 Monahan's has an upscale clientele. 1188 01:12:08,224 --> 01:12:12,128 All our gentlemen customers are very conscious of style. 1189 01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:15,399 Men don't have style. Men wear clothes. 1190 01:12:15,432 --> 01:12:16,733 Women have style. 1191 01:12:17,934 --> 01:12:20,203 What sort of shirt are you looking for? 1192 01:12:20,236 --> 01:12:22,005 A regular shirt. 1193 01:12:22,038 --> 01:12:24,708 See this shirt? Every guy on our block has got one of these. 1194 01:12:24,741 --> 01:12:26,510 MONTY: You guys don't dress regular. 1195 01:12:26,543 --> 01:12:29,178 I mean, you got on vests. It's hot as hell here. 1196 01:12:29,212 --> 01:12:32,582 CLIVE: These gentlemen and ladies were handpicked to work for me 1197 01:12:32,616 --> 01:12:34,718 and dress accordingly. 1198 01:12:34,751 --> 01:12:37,421 Where'd you find these guys, Noah's Ark? 1199 01:12:39,423 --> 01:12:42,759 And you, it was a lot of trouble finding your fly. 1200 01:12:44,794 --> 01:12:46,563 I really must apologize. 1201 01:12:46,596 --> 01:12:48,164 Monty, I've made a mistake. 1202 01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:51,067 I didn't realize what your true talents were. 1203 01:12:51,601 --> 01:12:53,036 Hey! 1204 01:12:53,069 --> 01:12:56,573 You have such fashion sense. 1205 01:12:56,606 --> 01:12:59,943 Everything we've been buying, wrong, all wrong. 1206 01:12:59,976 --> 01:13:01,044 Tell us more. 1207 01:13:01,077 --> 01:13:02,946 Well, your pants. Our pants. 1208 01:13:02,979 --> 01:13:05,181 You gotta have pants with lots of room 1209 01:13:05,214 --> 01:13:07,050 so when you sit down, they don't split. 1210 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:10,386 And zippers that work easy so you can fix your shorts. Know what I mean? 1211 01:13:12,456 --> 01:13:14,057 (SPEAKS FRENCH) 1212 01:13:15,091 --> 01:13:17,060 Whatever you say. What about shoes? 1213 01:13:17,093 --> 01:13:19,195 You need shoes that go on and off easy. 1214 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:22,198 You know, no shoehorn and no laces. They slow you up. 1215 01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:23,667 Yes, I see that. 1216 01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:27,637 Chunky black mailman Oxfords 1217 01:13:27,671 --> 01:13:30,974 with adorable little white cotton socks. 1218 01:13:31,007 --> 01:13:34,978 Big blousy bowling shirts... "Mel." 1219 01:13:35,011 --> 01:13:37,647 The regular guy look. 1220 01:13:37,681 --> 01:13:40,216 (WHISPERING) Pardon. You can't be this crazy. 1221 01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:41,585 He looks like a rummage sale. 1222 01:13:41,618 --> 01:13:43,052 CLIVE: I know what I'm doing. 1223 01:13:43,086 --> 01:13:45,789 This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. 1224 01:13:45,822 --> 01:13:49,225 You know, the boredom of unemployment could drive a man to drink. 1225 01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:52,228 Yeah, so could you, too. Take it easy, Nicky, will you? Take it easy. 1226 01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:54,498 Monty, we need a mind like yours. 1227 01:13:54,531 --> 01:13:56,633 I'd like to offer you a position 1228 01:13:56,666 --> 01:13:59,068 as Fashion Consultant to Monahan's. 1229 01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:01,905 (SNICKERING) Who, me? I'm no fashion consultant. 1230 01:14:01,938 --> 01:14:03,840 (LAUGHING) 1231 01:14:03,873 --> 01:14:05,642 Take the job. Take the job. 1232 01:14:05,675 --> 01:14:07,911 The first thing we do is we fire that broad downstairs 1233 01:14:07,944 --> 01:14:11,014 that stopped us from browsing. 1234 01:14:11,047 --> 01:14:13,016 Get me Sergio. Track down Alphonse. 1235 01:14:13,049 --> 01:14:14,651 Draw up a budget for Mr. Capuletti. 1236 01:14:14,684 --> 01:14:16,853 Let's leak a story to the press. 1237 01:14:17,654 --> 01:14:19,556 Leak the story to the press. 1238 01:14:20,657 --> 01:14:21,925 (SEWING-MACHINE SEWING) 1239 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,527 MAN: Next shirt. 1240 01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:25,061 (PHONE RINGS) 1241 01:14:26,696 --> 01:14:28,331 Hello. ROSE: Mr. Capuletti, please. 1242 01:14:28,364 --> 01:14:30,534 It's for you. It's your wife. 1243 01:14:33,069 --> 01:14:35,839 Hey, Rose, they took all my clothes! 1244 01:14:35,872 --> 01:14:37,340 When you coming home? 1245 01:14:37,373 --> 01:14:39,709 How can I come home? I got nothing to wear. 1246 01:14:39,743 --> 01:14:42,478 I'll call you later. Here, take this. 1247 01:14:42,512 --> 01:14:44,681 Turn away, please. Next shirt. 1248 01:14:44,714 --> 01:14:46,650 Take it easy, honey. I ain't got no good side. 1249 01:14:46,683 --> 01:14:49,853 Could you please turn away? 1250 01:14:49,886 --> 01:14:52,689 Scrape all the gum off the soles and analyze the shoes. 1251 01:14:52,722 --> 01:14:54,057 Mr. Barlow, should these shorts be duplicated? 1252 01:14:54,090 --> 01:14:55,692 Yes, duplicated and fumigated. 1253 01:14:55,725 --> 01:14:57,293 Next. 1254 01:14:57,326 --> 01:14:58,728 BRENT: Mr. Barlow, I have the blacks for the shirts. 1255 01:14:58,762 --> 01:15:01,330 That's Mr. Capuletti's department now. 1256 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:06,670 I have midnight black, raven black, liquid black. 1257 01:15:06,703 --> 01:15:08,705 If Nicky was here, you'd have black-and-blue black. 1258 01:15:10,106 --> 01:15:11,541 Twelve inches. 1259 01:15:11,575 --> 01:15:13,710 Boy, you're way off. Next. 1260 01:15:13,743 --> 01:15:15,211 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1261 01:15:21,551 --> 01:15:24,888 Ladies and gentlemen, compliments of Monty Capuletti, 1262 01:15:24,921 --> 01:15:28,558 invitations to the premier of Monahan's "the regular guy look." 1263 01:15:28,592 --> 01:15:30,594 Barkeep, I'll have a Perrier with a twist. 1264 01:15:30,627 --> 01:15:33,329 I'm sorry. I only have Perrier on draft. 1265 01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:35,531 Nicholas, Patrick, how good to see you again. 1266 01:15:35,565 --> 01:15:38,735 I know what you're thinking. Why am I slumming? 1267 01:15:38,768 --> 01:15:41,204 Well, I'm here to hand-deliver 1268 01:15:41,237 --> 01:15:42,706 these invitations to you. 1269 01:15:42,739 --> 01:15:45,408 But I am not sure you should attend. 1270 01:15:46,610 --> 01:15:48,544 We're his friends. We'll be there. Give me. 1271 01:15:48,578 --> 01:15:50,113 Well, it's your decision, 1272 01:15:50,146 --> 01:15:52,381 and I'm sure your intentions are the best, 1273 01:15:52,415 --> 01:15:53,583 but think about it. 1274 01:15:53,617 --> 01:15:56,219 It's not good for Monty to associate with people 1275 01:15:56,252 --> 01:15:58,722 who do what he used to do. 1276 01:15:58,755 --> 01:16:00,790 How do we protect him from that? 1277 01:16:00,824 --> 01:16:02,125 He's talking about us. 1278 01:16:02,158 --> 01:16:03,793 If you really are Monty's friends, 1279 01:16:03,827 --> 01:16:05,228 you'll stop making it hard for him. 1280 01:16:05,261 --> 01:16:07,563 I mean, look at you, you're smoking, drinking. 1281 01:16:07,597 --> 01:16:10,433 We're in a bar. What do you expect us to do? 1282 01:16:10,466 --> 01:16:12,235 You must think I'm stupid or something. 1283 01:16:12,268 --> 01:16:14,638 Do I look like I just got off a boat? 1284 01:16:14,671 --> 01:16:15,972 I know what you're trying to do. 1285 01:16:16,005 --> 01:16:18,141 Get out of here, you half a sissy, before I give you a slap. 1286 01:16:18,174 --> 01:16:20,810 LOUIE: Nicky, take it easy, will you? 1287 01:16:20,844 --> 01:16:24,981 Nick, you do want Monty to have the money, don't you? 1288 01:16:29,986 --> 01:16:33,823 Hey, what do you let it get to you for? He just wants the money. 1289 01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:38,795 What bothers me is he's right. So he's right. 1290 01:16:38,828 --> 01:16:40,596 You think he's right? 1291 01:16:40,630 --> 01:16:41,965 I mean, Nicky's his coach. 1292 01:16:41,998 --> 01:16:45,168 He tells him to eat fruit. He tells him to exercise. 1293 01:16:45,201 --> 01:16:47,236 It's not what he says, it's what we do. 1294 01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:49,005 It's peer pressure. 1295 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:53,109 Yeah, our lives are attractive. 1296 01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,014 (APPLAUSE) 1297 01:17:05,722 --> 01:17:08,057 I guess Nicky and Paddy won't show. 1298 01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:12,495 They didn't call, either, huh? 1299 01:17:12,528 --> 01:17:14,297 No. 1300 01:17:14,330 --> 01:17:17,867 Tonight we present our tribute to the American silhouette. 1301 01:17:17,901 --> 01:17:20,837 Ladies and gentlemen, the regular guy look! 1302 01:17:20,870 --> 01:17:23,039 (IT'S RAINING MEN PLAYING) 1303 01:17:25,308 --> 01:17:27,510 Jonathan and Billy are wearing 1304 01:17:27,543 --> 01:17:29,846 the regular guy leisure look for fall. 1305 01:17:29,879 --> 01:17:32,716 Bold print, double-knit polyester pants 1306 01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:36,452 with totally noncoordinated print shirts. 1307 01:17:36,485 --> 01:17:38,221 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1308 01:17:38,254 --> 01:17:41,224 Cy is wearing the Italian restaurant look. 1309 01:17:41,257 --> 01:17:43,860 (LAUGHTER) 1310 01:17:43,893 --> 01:17:46,462 Perfect for picnics, where you can be your own tablecloth. 1311 01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:49,365 Ty has the bowling alley sportif look. 1312 01:17:50,900 --> 01:17:53,002 Next up is Peter 1313 01:17:53,036 --> 01:17:57,707 wearing the regular guy lounge look in black on black...on black. 1314 01:18:00,276 --> 01:18:03,713 I think they like it. Everyone's smiling. 1315 01:18:06,883 --> 01:18:10,754 Do you like to gamble? Take a chance on the regular guy robe. 1316 01:18:19,896 --> 01:18:23,532 An American classic, iridescent blue sharkskin. 1317 01:18:28,738 --> 01:18:31,908 Look at that suit! Look at that suit! 1318 01:18:31,941 --> 01:18:33,810 Have you seen the suit? 1319 01:18:36,112 --> 01:18:39,883 And now I'd like to introduce the man 1320 01:18:39,916 --> 01:18:41,885 responsible for this evening. 1321 01:18:41,918 --> 01:18:45,121 Mr. Monty Capuletti! 1322 01:18:45,154 --> 01:18:46,890 Take a bow, Monty. 1323 01:18:46,923 --> 01:18:48,591 (ALL LAUGHING) 1324 01:18:52,796 --> 01:18:54,898 *It's raining men 1325 01:18:54,931 --> 01:18:56,299 *Hallelujah 1326 01:18:56,332 --> 01:18:57,967 *It's raining men 1327 01:18:58,567 --> 01:18:59,936 *Amen 1328 01:18:59,969 --> 01:19:01,938 *It's raining men 1329 01:19:08,812 --> 01:19:11,815 ELECTRONIC VOICE: Daddy, eating again, fatty-fatty. 1330 01:19:11,848 --> 01:19:14,984 Fatty-fatty. Eating again, fatty-fatty. 1331 01:19:15,018 --> 01:19:17,987 Fatty-fatty-fatty... 1332 01:19:18,021 --> 01:19:19,555 Who put this in here? 1333 01:19:19,588 --> 01:19:20,924 I was only trying to help. 1334 01:19:20,957 --> 01:19:24,360 Well, don't help. I'm tired of people trying to help me. 1335 01:19:25,962 --> 01:19:27,997 Monty, calm down. 1336 01:19:28,031 --> 01:19:29,565 What are you looking at? 1337 01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:31,835 Go upstairs and clean your room. It's a pigsty! 1338 01:19:31,868 --> 01:19:34,170 Leave me alone! 1339 01:19:34,203 --> 01:19:36,572 I know what you're thinking, too. 1340 01:19:36,605 --> 01:19:38,007 (EXCLAIMS) 1341 01:19:38,041 --> 01:19:40,343 All I ever wanted was a happy family. 1342 01:19:40,376 --> 01:19:43,012 That's all I ever asked for, a happy family. 1343 01:19:43,046 --> 01:19:44,814 A family that loved each other. 1344 01:19:44,848 --> 01:19:47,183 I never cared about anything else. 1345 01:19:49,819 --> 01:19:52,621 Stop it, will you? I can't take it no more. 1346 01:19:53,389 --> 01:19:55,224 Money caused all this. 1347 01:19:56,192 --> 01:19:58,161 I don't wanna be rich. 1348 01:19:58,194 --> 01:20:00,163 We're not supposed to be rich. 1349 01:20:00,196 --> 01:20:03,799 We don't look rich, we don't talk rich, we don't smell rich. 1350 01:20:03,833 --> 01:20:05,168 No more rich! 1351 01:20:05,201 --> 01:20:07,170 I want our house to be the way it was. 1352 01:20:07,203 --> 01:20:09,205 (CUCKOO CLOCK SOUNDS) 1353 01:20:13,042 --> 01:20:15,979 (CUCKOO CLOCK SOUNDING) Eating again, fatty-fatty. 1354 01:20:16,012 --> 01:20:17,847 Monty, where are you going? 1355 01:20:17,881 --> 01:20:21,550 I'll be at Louie's. Getting drunk! 1356 01:20:21,584 --> 01:20:23,352 HECTOR: Now take this, Julio. Go and get her. 1357 01:20:23,386 --> 01:20:25,354 She's your wife. Go ahead, go get her. 1358 01:20:25,388 --> 01:20:26,990 She's my wife. 1359 01:20:27,023 --> 01:20:29,525 A gun. Man, I don't want a gun. 1360 01:20:29,558 --> 01:20:32,161 Go back and get her, Julio. Go back and get her. 1361 01:20:32,195 --> 01:20:34,197 I must have been nuts to do this... 1362 01:20:34,998 --> 01:20:37,166 Oh, look who's here. 1363 01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:38,201 I want her back, man. 1364 01:20:38,234 --> 01:20:39,735 She's mine. 1365 01:20:39,768 --> 01:20:41,737 Put that thing away. You'll hurt yourself, will you? 1366 01:20:41,770 --> 01:20:45,208 I'm in no mood for you. In fact, there is no mood for you. 1367 01:20:45,241 --> 01:20:46,375 (GUN FIRES) 1368 01:20:49,612 --> 01:20:51,247 (GROANING) 1369 01:20:54,017 --> 01:20:57,186 Nurse! Where is she? 1370 01:20:57,220 --> 01:20:59,355 They're never here when you need 'em. 1371 01:20:59,388 --> 01:21:01,390 (WOMAN SPEAKING ON PA) 1372 01:21:03,059 --> 01:21:04,393 Boy, boy... 1373 01:21:06,295 --> 01:21:07,863 Oh, nurse, you're here. 1374 01:21:07,897 --> 01:21:09,665 You're here. Where were you, huh? 1375 01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:12,201 350 bucks a day, where are you? 1376 01:21:12,235 --> 01:21:14,403 Where are you? 1377 01:21:14,437 --> 01:21:18,207 Look at this. I'm dying of thirst here. 1378 01:21:18,241 --> 01:21:20,876 Hey, how you doing? I heard about your unfortunate incident. 1379 01:21:20,910 --> 01:21:23,379 Yeah? Where were you when I needed you? 1380 01:21:23,412 --> 01:21:25,681 I came to make up. I'm sorry. 1381 01:21:25,714 --> 01:21:27,216 All right, Nicky, we're friends. 1382 01:21:27,250 --> 01:21:29,252 We're friends, all right? 1383 01:21:30,286 --> 01:21:32,221 Hey, it must be tough eating, huh? 1384 01:21:32,255 --> 01:21:35,891 Eating! You should see me go to the bathroom! 1385 01:21:35,925 --> 01:21:38,794 Monty. Hi, Nicky. We're back. 1386 01:21:38,827 --> 01:21:40,229 Oh, Rose, you're here. 1387 01:21:40,263 --> 01:21:42,631 How's our patient today? 1388 01:21:42,665 --> 01:21:45,068 Oh, he looks much better. 1389 01:21:45,101 --> 01:21:46,869 How did you sleep? 1390 01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:49,472 Are you kidding? I was up all night. 1391 01:21:49,505 --> 01:21:51,874 Well, let's look at the chart. 1392 01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:55,611 He was hit in the fleshy area of the gluteus maximus. 1393 01:21:55,644 --> 01:21:56,879 You're wrong. 1394 01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:58,414 He got me in the ass. 1395 01:21:58,447 --> 01:22:01,050 No vital areas were damaged. 1396 01:22:01,084 --> 01:22:02,451 But no doubt he'll recover. 1397 01:22:02,485 --> 01:22:04,453 How long do I have to be here? 1398 01:22:04,487 --> 01:22:06,255 Well, let me see now. 1399 01:22:06,289 --> 01:22:08,491 Well, perhaps we might have to keep you here 1400 01:22:08,524 --> 01:22:11,660 for four, maybe five weeks. 1401 01:22:11,694 --> 01:22:14,463 Rose, I'm not hanging here for five weeks. 1402 01:22:14,497 --> 01:22:16,465 NICKY: At least I know you're gonna be all right. 1403 01:22:16,499 --> 01:22:18,634 I gotta go pick up my mother at the beauty parlor. 1404 01:22:18,667 --> 01:22:20,303 All right, Nicky. 1405 01:22:21,137 --> 01:22:23,306 (PATIENT WHEEZING) 1406 01:22:23,339 --> 01:22:25,341 How are you feeling today? 1407 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,676 You're looking good. 1408 01:22:27,710 --> 01:22:30,079 (WOMAN CHATTERING ON PA) 1409 01:22:30,113 --> 01:22:31,280 Oh, Daddy! 1410 01:22:33,882 --> 01:22:36,986 I never realized how much Julio loved me. 1411 01:22:38,387 --> 01:22:41,690 It was the most romantic moment of my life 1412 01:22:42,491 --> 01:22:44,560 when he almost killed you. 1413 01:22:46,129 --> 01:22:48,297 Can I call you Dad now? 1414 01:22:48,331 --> 01:22:50,333 (SOBBING) Take it easy! 1415 01:22:50,366 --> 01:22:53,702 These are new stitches, you know. 1416 01:22:53,736 --> 01:22:55,371 Why can't you forgive and forget? 1417 01:22:55,404 --> 01:22:58,774 How could I forget? Every time I sit down I'll think of him. 1418 01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:01,110 Monty, how are you? 1419 01:23:01,144 --> 01:23:04,380 (EXCLAIMS) What an insensitive question. You've been shot. 1420 01:23:04,413 --> 01:23:07,483 Well, this will cheer you up. We're a hit. 1421 01:23:07,516 --> 01:23:09,685 What are you talking about? They all laughed at me. 1422 01:23:09,718 --> 01:23:12,721 Ah, but we're laughing now, all the way to my bank. 1423 01:23:12,755 --> 01:23:14,523 Look at this. Where? 1424 01:23:16,725 --> 01:23:18,694 We put the clothes in the window 1425 01:23:18,727 --> 01:23:20,329 and the kids went crazy for it. 1426 01:23:20,363 --> 01:23:22,331 I don't understand it, but who cares? 1427 01:23:23,566 --> 01:23:25,534 The regular guy look's a big success. 1428 01:23:25,568 --> 01:23:27,570 You did the regular guy look? 1429 01:23:27,603 --> 01:23:30,339 I just bought two of your short-sleeved pajama tops. 1430 01:23:30,373 --> 01:23:32,541 Hey, Rose, I gotta get out of here! 1431 01:23:32,575 --> 01:23:34,543 Daddy, this is great! 1432 01:23:34,577 --> 01:23:38,347 By the time you get out of the hospital, we'll have the money. 1433 01:23:38,381 --> 01:23:41,717 And you'll lose weight, too. I saw the food. 1434 01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:44,220 ROSE: Monty, she's right. Your ship's come in. 1435 01:23:44,253 --> 01:23:46,522 Yeah, but my pier collapsed. 1436 01:23:46,555 --> 01:23:49,725 All right, everyone out. Visiting hours are over. Please. 1437 01:23:49,758 --> 01:23:51,360 We have some sick men in here. 1438 01:23:51,394 --> 01:23:53,596 You, too, Dr. Vindaloo, please. 1439 01:23:53,629 --> 01:23:55,931 NURSE: Excuse me, the two of you. (SNEEZING) 1440 01:23:55,964 --> 01:23:59,568 This is a hospital. Hey! Come on, let's go. 1441 01:23:59,602 --> 01:24:02,571 Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm. My goodness. 1442 01:24:02,605 --> 01:24:04,607 Excuse me, will you get out? Let's go, let's go! 1443 01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:06,242 ALLISON: Daddy! 1444 01:24:06,275 --> 01:24:07,410 How are you, Mr. Manucci? 1445 01:24:07,443 --> 01:24:08,844 Bye, Monty. 1446 01:24:08,877 --> 01:24:11,046 I'm gonna take good care of you today. 1447 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:14,550 How was your lunch? I see you haven't eaten very much of it. 1448 01:24:14,583 --> 01:24:16,185 I don't blame you, honey. 1449 01:24:16,219 --> 01:24:17,586 They try to make everybody sick if they're not already. 1450 01:24:17,620 --> 01:24:20,055 Hey, while I'm up here, check my oil! 1451 01:24:41,477 --> 01:24:42,645 Jesus! 1452 01:24:42,678 --> 01:24:44,813 We trust you had a pleasant swim, sir. 1453 01:24:44,847 --> 01:24:46,582 Yeah. Your shirt. 1454 01:24:46,615 --> 01:24:48,451 I don't want that shirt. I don't wanna wear that shirt. Are you kidding? 1455 01:24:48,484 --> 01:24:50,286 But, sir, you should be dressed to your station. 1456 01:24:50,319 --> 01:24:51,820 I don't wanna wear that shirt, all right? 1457 01:24:51,854 --> 01:24:53,656 (PHONE RINGS) 1458 01:24:53,689 --> 01:24:57,993 Yes. This is Mr. Capuletti's business advisor. 1459 01:24:58,026 --> 01:24:59,662 What can I do for you? 1460 01:24:59,695 --> 01:25:02,465 Or better yet, what can you do for me? 1461 01:25:03,499 --> 01:25:05,000 Silver is down? 1462 01:25:05,033 --> 01:25:06,835 Call the lone ranger. He'll cheer him up. 1463 01:25:06,869 --> 01:25:08,304 (RINGS) 1464 01:25:09,472 --> 01:25:11,440 Hello. 1465 01:25:11,474 --> 01:25:13,542 Oil wells. Very interesting. 1466 01:25:15,678 --> 01:25:17,313 Meatball, sir? No. 1467 01:25:17,346 --> 01:25:18,647 (RETCHING) 1468 01:25:20,849 --> 01:25:22,050 Madam? 1469 01:25:24,653 --> 01:25:26,121 (GAGGING) 1470 01:25:28,891 --> 01:25:30,459 Meatball, sir? 1471 01:25:32,161 --> 01:25:33,696 You want some pistachio nuts? 1472 01:25:33,729 --> 01:25:35,664 Nah, there's too much trouble with the shells. 1473 01:25:35,698 --> 01:25:37,533 Oh, yeah? I like the shells, you know. 1474 01:25:43,872 --> 01:25:46,875 You got any salami or provolone? 1475 01:25:46,909 --> 01:25:49,545 Salami. Salami. Provolone. 1476 01:25:49,578 --> 01:25:51,280 Give it to him. 1477 01:25:51,314 --> 01:25:54,483 Why don't you get some sun and come back next week? 1478 01:25:55,318 --> 01:25:56,519 Julio. 1479 01:25:58,086 --> 01:25:59,322 Julio? 1480 01:26:02,525 --> 01:26:03,492 Julio. 1481 01:26:06,094 --> 01:26:08,297 Julio! 1482 01:26:08,331 --> 01:26:12,501 Oh, you bad boy. You were hiding from me. 1483 01:26:13,569 --> 01:26:15,371 JULIO: No. I found you now. 1484 01:26:16,905 --> 01:26:19,708 You gonna play with me, huh? Not again. 1485 01:26:19,742 --> 01:26:21,710 Look what I wore just for you. 1486 01:26:21,744 --> 01:26:23,679 Allison, I'm exhausted. 1487 01:26:23,712 --> 01:26:26,148 Chapter 6, El joyo... 1488 01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:27,516 You hire the captain? 1489 01:26:27,550 --> 01:26:28,884 Yep. Everything's taken care of. 1490 01:26:28,917 --> 01:26:30,753 Does he know how to get to Coney Island? 1491 01:26:30,786 --> 01:26:32,921 Yeah, I told him. It's easy. 1492 01:26:32,955 --> 01:26:34,723 Here, I'll show you. 1493 01:26:40,429 --> 01:26:42,331 You go north up the Atlantic, 1494 01:26:42,365 --> 01:26:43,899 west into the Hudson. 1495 01:26:43,932 --> 01:26:46,201 Come to the statue of that broad, you hang a right. 1496 01:26:46,235 --> 01:26:49,772 Takes 20 minutes, a half-hour with traffic. 1497 01:26:49,805 --> 01:26:53,542 We'll tell him to shove off as soon as I sign the papers with Scrappleton. 1498 01:26:54,443 --> 01:26:55,744 (LOUD CLANGING) 1499 01:26:55,778 --> 01:26:57,346 What's that, a fire drill? 1500 01:26:57,380 --> 01:26:59,415 Lunch. Come on. 1501 01:26:59,448 --> 01:27:01,384 I'm starving. Let's go. 1502 01:27:03,051 --> 01:27:05,220 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1503 01:27:05,254 --> 01:27:06,422 Congratulations. 1504 01:27:06,455 --> 01:27:09,558 Oh, Daddy, I just saw the cutest little dinghy. 1505 01:27:09,592 --> 01:27:12,060 Hey, Allison, you're married to Julio! 1506 01:27:13,262 --> 01:27:14,930 Hey, this is the life, huh? 1507 01:27:14,963 --> 01:27:17,199 And they say money can't buy happiness. 1508 01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:19,768 Yeah, but at least you can pick your own kind of misery. 1509 01:27:19,802 --> 01:27:20,969 (ALL LAUGHING) 1510 01:27:21,804 --> 01:27:22,971 Hey, Clive, 1511 01:27:23,005 --> 01:27:24,773 you're the only one who hasn't seen my stitches. 1512 01:27:24,807 --> 01:27:26,575 Want to take a look? 1513 01:27:30,245 --> 01:27:31,580 (GASPING) 1514 01:27:33,816 --> 01:27:35,150 (SEAGULLS CAWING) 1515 01:27:35,183 --> 01:27:37,019 Oh! Oh! 1516 01:27:37,820 --> 01:27:38,787 Aah! 1517 01:27:38,821 --> 01:27:40,989 Oh, no! Oh! 1518 01:27:45,661 --> 01:27:48,797 Mr. Daniel Scrappleton, sir. 1519 01:27:48,831 --> 01:27:51,400 Hey, Scrappy, show me that dotted line, huh? 1520 01:27:51,434 --> 01:27:54,102 And Mrs. Kathleen Monahan. 1521 01:27:55,304 --> 01:27:56,639 MONTY: Oh, no. 1522 01:27:57,706 --> 01:27:59,241 (GASPS) 1523 01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:00,643 ROSE: My God, it's Mother. 1524 01:28:00,676 --> 01:28:03,812 She's back from the dead. She's better than Houdini! 1525 01:28:03,846 --> 01:28:06,415 I've never felt better in my life. 1526 01:28:06,449 --> 01:28:08,417 BELINDA: Grandma, Grandma, did you bring me anything? 1527 01:28:08,451 --> 01:28:09,785 A hat just like mine. 1528 01:28:09,818 --> 01:28:13,188 (STUTTERING) You never felt better? You were in a plane crash! 1529 01:28:13,221 --> 01:28:14,990 There was no crash. No? 1530 01:28:15,023 --> 01:28:17,826 I made up the whole thing. 1531 01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:20,429 Rose, I did it for you and the grandchildren. 1532 01:28:20,463 --> 01:28:23,832 Someone had to stop Monty's debauchery. 1533 01:28:23,866 --> 01:28:25,668 He was going to hell in a hand basket. 1534 01:28:25,701 --> 01:28:26,802 CLIVE: Yes, quite true. 1535 01:28:26,835 --> 01:28:29,438 And to test you... You failed. 1536 01:28:29,472 --> 01:28:30,806 I'll kill her. I'll kill her! 1537 01:28:30,839 --> 01:28:32,441 Take it easy. I'll kill her! 1538 01:28:32,475 --> 01:28:34,510 I'll kill her. I'll kill her! 1539 01:28:34,543 --> 01:28:37,646 (NICKY YELLING) 1540 01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:40,449 Boy, you got some nerve still being alive. NICKY: Let me go! 1541 01:28:40,483 --> 01:28:42,651 I went through this whole thing for nothing? 1542 01:28:42,685 --> 01:28:44,687 No, not for nothing, Monty. 1543 01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:46,655 You proved yourself to me. 1544 01:28:49,091 --> 01:28:52,828 And to make sure that you stay on the straight and narrow, 1545 01:28:52,861 --> 01:28:55,698 I'm moving in with you. 1546 01:29:10,112 --> 01:29:11,680 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1547 01:29:13,749 --> 01:29:14,850 What's for dessert? 1548 01:29:14,883 --> 01:29:16,519 Spumoni, miss. 1549 01:29:17,520 --> 01:29:19,354 Your favorite, Monty. 1550 01:29:19,388 --> 01:29:22,124 Shrimpton, none for Mr. Capuletti. 1551 01:29:23,392 --> 01:29:24,727 Right, Mom. 1552 01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:28,063 And, Shrimpton, Mr. Capuletti is skipping the coffee, too. 1553 01:29:28,096 --> 01:29:30,533 It'll keep me awake, right, Mom? 1554 01:29:30,566 --> 01:29:32,067 Right, dear. 1555 01:29:32,100 --> 01:29:36,772 And, Shrimpton, I noticed a bottle of beer in the refrigerator. 1556 01:29:36,805 --> 01:29:38,707 (TSKING) Get rid of it. 1557 01:29:39,975 --> 01:29:42,578 Right again, Mom. 1558 01:29:42,611 --> 01:29:45,948 Well, I guess that's it for me. 1559 01:29:45,981 --> 01:29:49,952 I think I'll go out and walk off all these vegetables. 1560 01:29:49,985 --> 01:29:51,820 And after that, 1561 01:29:52,921 --> 01:29:54,823 it's bedtime. 1562 01:29:55,824 --> 01:29:56,892 Good night, honey. 1563 01:29:56,925 --> 01:29:58,627 Good night, sweetheart. 1564 01:29:59,995 --> 01:30:00,963 Oh, and, Shrimpton. 1565 01:30:00,996 --> 01:30:02,731 Yes, sir. 1566 01:30:02,765 --> 01:30:05,534 You'd better get rid of that glazed fruit, too. It's fattening. 1567 01:30:05,568 --> 01:30:06,969 Certainly, sir. 1568 01:30:08,771 --> 01:30:09,905 Good night, Belinda. 1569 01:30:09,938 --> 01:30:11,239 Good night, Daddy. 1570 01:30:12,975 --> 01:30:14,409 Good night, Mom. 1571 01:30:16,979 --> 01:30:20,583 Hey, Mom, that perfume is driving me crazy. 1572 01:30:23,185 --> 01:30:26,755 You know, I think I married Rose to get to you, huh. 1573 01:30:26,789 --> 01:30:28,356 (CHUCKLING) 1574 01:30:33,161 --> 01:30:34,830 Good night, all. 1575 01:30:37,165 --> 01:30:40,969 Rose, he's a changed man. 1576 01:30:41,003 --> 01:30:43,972 Finally you've got a good marriage. 1577 01:30:44,006 --> 01:30:46,475 We had a good marriage before. 1578 01:30:46,509 --> 01:30:49,945 Yes, but now you're married to a human being. 1579 01:30:50,779 --> 01:30:53,181 I don't mind telling you, 1580 01:30:53,215 --> 01:30:55,283 I'm proud of what I did. 1581 01:30:55,317 --> 01:31:00,355 It wasn't easy, but now I've got him under control. 1582 01:31:01,624 --> 01:31:03,492 Where's the pizza? I'm starving. 1583 01:31:03,526 --> 01:31:05,293 Hey, Monty, where you been? 1584 01:31:05,327 --> 01:31:07,496 Keeping it warm for you. 1585 01:31:07,530 --> 01:31:10,398 Wait a minute, don't get grease on the cards. 1586 01:31:16,171 --> 01:31:17,305 Give me a napkin. 1587 01:31:17,339 --> 01:31:19,307 Hey, so what'd you tell her tonight? 1588 01:31:19,341 --> 01:31:23,378 Tonight I told her her perfume was driving me crazy. 1589 01:31:23,411 --> 01:31:25,714 (ALL LAUGHING) 1590 01:31:25,748 --> 01:31:29,718 Then I told her I married Rose to get to her. 1591 01:31:29,752 --> 01:31:31,253 (ALL LAUGHING) 1592 01:31:32,220 --> 01:31:33,622 Paddy, give me a beer. 1593 01:31:33,656 --> 01:31:35,323 My mother-in-law. 1594 01:31:35,357 --> 01:31:38,193 For years I wouldn't kiss her face. I ended up kissing her ass. 1595 01:31:38,226 --> 01:31:39,762 (ALL LAUGHING) 1596 01:31:51,574 --> 01:31:53,676 *Ah-ha! 1597 01:31:56,879 --> 01:31:59,247 *You don't have to talk all night 1598 01:32:00,248 --> 01:32:02,250 *I'm a man who can't say no 1599 01:32:03,586 --> 01:32:06,555 *You don't have to twist my arm 1600 01:32:06,589 --> 01:32:09,191 *Just point me where you want to go 1601 01:32:09,224 --> 01:32:12,360 *Take me to the action, take me to the track 1602 01:32:12,394 --> 01:32:15,363 *Take me to a party if they're bettin' in the back 1603 01:32:15,397 --> 01:32:17,365 *I've been workin' all my life 1604 01:32:17,399 --> 01:32:19,234 *Can't afford to wait 1605 01:32:19,267 --> 01:32:22,070 *Let me call my wife so I can tell her I'll be late 1606 01:32:22,104 --> 01:32:24,039 *I want the easy 1607 01:32:25,107 --> 01:32:28,076 *Easy money *Easy money 1608 01:32:28,110 --> 01:32:31,079 *I could get lucky 1609 01:32:31,113 --> 01:32:34,249 *Oh, things could go right 1610 01:32:34,917 --> 01:32:36,819 *I want the easy 1611 01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:41,223 *Easy money *Easy money 1612 01:32:41,256 --> 01:32:44,059 *Maybe this one time 1613 01:32:44,727 --> 01:32:47,930 *Maybe tonight 1614 01:32:49,264 --> 01:32:51,634 *Ah-ha! 1615 01:32:52,901 --> 01:32:55,270 *You don't have to try too hard 1616 01:32:56,471 --> 01:32:59,441 *I don't need a song and dance 1617 01:32:59,474 --> 01:33:02,911 *I don't need an invitation 1618 01:33:02,945 --> 01:33:05,447 *If you've got a game of chance 1619 01:33:05,480 --> 01:33:08,617 *Take me to the tables, take me to the fights 1620 01:33:08,651 --> 01:33:11,654 *Run me like the numbers, roll me like the dice 1621 01:33:11,687 --> 01:33:15,057 *When you're counting on a killing, always count me in 1622 01:33:15,090 --> 01:33:18,260 *Talk me into losin' just as long as I can win 1623 01:33:18,293 --> 01:33:20,295 *I want the easy 1624 01:33:21,129 --> 01:33:24,266 *Easy money *Easy money 1625 01:33:24,299 --> 01:33:27,302 *I want the good times 1626 01:33:27,335 --> 01:33:30,338 *Oh, I never had 1627 01:33:31,139 --> 01:33:32,975 *I want the easy 1628 01:33:33,976 --> 01:33:36,078 *Easy money *Easy money 1629 01:33:36,111 --> 01:33:42,718 *Oh, I want the good life, I want it bad 1630 01:33:43,385 --> 01:33:45,854 *Easy money 1631 01:33:45,888 --> 01:33:48,290 *You say I fool myself 1632 01:33:48,323 --> 01:33:51,159 *But better me than being a fool for someone else 1633 01:33:51,193 --> 01:33:56,464 *I got a hot slot machine of a system ready to go 1634 01:33:56,498 --> 01:33:59,301 *Easy money 1635 01:33:59,334 --> 01:34:04,539 *I got a one-track mind and a good reputation laying on the line 1636 01:34:04,572 --> 01:34:07,509 *I'll either come back a bum or a king, baby 1637 01:34:07,542 --> 01:34:10,145 *I don't know 1638 01:34:10,578 --> 01:34:12,915 *Ah-ha! 1639 01:34:18,921 --> 01:34:22,524 *You don't have to start a fire 1640 01:34:22,557 --> 01:34:25,327 *I'm a man who can't say no 1641 01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:28,897 *If you've got a little risky business 1642 01:34:28,931 --> 01:34:31,533 *Just point me where you want to go 1643 01:34:31,566 --> 01:34:34,737 *Take me to the power, take me to the heat 1644 01:34:34,770 --> 01:34:37,740 *Take me to the cleaners if it's open to the street 1645 01:34:37,773 --> 01:34:41,343 *Something's got to pay off, something's got to break 1646 01:34:41,376 --> 01:34:44,212 *Someone's got a fortune that they're begging me to take 1647 01:34:44,246 --> 01:34:47,349 *I want the easy 1648 01:34:47,382 --> 01:34:50,185 *Easy money *Easy money 1649 01:34:50,218 --> 01:34:52,220 *I could get lucky 1650 01:34:53,588 --> 01:34:56,524 *Things could go right 1651 01:34:56,558 --> 01:34:58,794 *I want the easy 1652 01:35:00,395 --> 01:35:03,165 *Easy money *Easy money 1653 01:35:03,198 --> 01:35:06,168 *Maybe just this time 1654 01:35:06,201 --> 01:35:09,171 *Oh, maybe tonight 1655 01:35:09,204 --> 01:35:12,040 *Easy money 1656 01:35:12,074 --> 01:35:15,177 *I don't want no hard cash 1657 01:35:15,210 --> 01:35:18,981 *I just want the easy money 1658 01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:22,851 *I could get lucky 1659 01:35:22,885 --> 01:35:25,253 *Easy money 1660 01:35:25,287 --> 01:35:29,424 *Oh, count, count, count, count, count * 114395