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Who's that?
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Don't answer it.
Probably telemarketers.
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That's right. They dialed
our doorbell. Go get it.
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Mr. Leroy?
Yes?
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I'm Jonathan Zeneta.
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I was the foster child
from Kenya you sponsored.
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I was in Canada and I
thought I'd come visit
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the family who sponsored me,
so I could thank them.
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You're welcome.
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What?
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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I didn't even know you guys
sponsored a child in Africa.
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Yeah. Blew a lotta cups
of coffee on this kid.
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And thanks to your generosity,
I was able to escape
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the squalor of my existence
and become a doctor.
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Oh.
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I always knew he'd
grow up to be a doctor.
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You didn't even understand
the program.
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We should sponsor
a foster child.
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Why can't Ed Foster take
care of his own kids?
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Ed, Emma wants us to
buy one of your kids.
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You just don't
get it, do you?
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Ed Foster would have sold one,
if you hadn't been so rude.
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How about you, Brent?
What was your childhood like?
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I was able to escape the
squalor of my existence
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to take over the gas station.
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A doctor.
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Ah! Sorry, this
thing is jammed.
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Can't seem to get
the money drawer open.
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Awesome, thanks.
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No. Can you help me?
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Sure.
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Just make sure
you don't--
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--rip the drawer
off the tracks.
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You have another
one of these, right?
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Hey, I have added some
new items to the menu
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you guys might want
to check out.
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Delicious bean salad.
It doesn't sound very good.
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Yeah. I'm not really in the
mood for a fabulous falafel.
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I'll just stick with my usual.
Me too.
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Fine. Two hamburgers
comin' right up.
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Make mine bunless.
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Carbs, you know?
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Hey, something's broken
and you didn't call me?
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Figured it was already busted,
so what could you do?
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The drawer was stuck.
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Did you try yankin' on it
as hard as possible?
Yeah.
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Oh. Well, that's all I got.
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I'll use the calculator
to ring these up.
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Calculator? Just use that big
brain, do it in your head.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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O-kay.
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That will be seven... 37.
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Man, that was awesome.
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Okay, so if I give you
a 10, how much change?
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Four dollars and 13 cents.
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Jeez, that was fast. Did you
see how fast she could do that?
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Doo-dee-doo.
Change, all right. Thanks.
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That was fast, but it
wasn't the right answer.
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Maybe if you hadn't
broken my cash register,
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Hank wouldn't have
gotten ripped off.
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Hank wasn't the one
who got ripped off.
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Oh.
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Hey, Lacey, I'd like you to
meet my brother, Jonathan.
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Hi, there. Nice to meet you.
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That's it? I say I
have a brother and you
don't bat an eye?
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You say a lotta things.
I'm done batting my eyes.
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What, you got a brother and
I just find out about it now?
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I thought we were friends.
Man, this stinks!
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Was that so hard?
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He's not my
actual brother.
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He's my parents'
foster son, Jonathan.
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Oh. Someone got the hair
in the family.
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He's a doctor.
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I always knew one of my boys
would grow up to be a success.
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Hey, I'm Hank,
Brent's best friend.
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We're like brothers.
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More like cousins, really,
second or third cousins.
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Is there such a thing as a
fifth cousin? That would be us.
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Would you like something
to eat, Jonathan?
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That would be great. Thank you.
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I have just added a few
new items to the menu.
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May I suggest the
pleasurable papaya salad?
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Um, no thanks.
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I'll just have a
grilled cheese
Make it two.
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My doctor son's
buyin' me lunch today,
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and a couple
of coffees too.
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I'd say you owe me.
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Man, that can't be easy,
listening to your father
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go on about how proud
he is of Jonathan.
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Or listening to your
father, period.
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Just 'cause he's a doctor
and you work at a gas station
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doesn't mean you've
wasted your life.
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Yeah. Somebody's gotta pump gas
for the healers.
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You can't do math?
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But you're the smartest
person in town.
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Einstein couldn't do
basic math very well,
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and yet he came up with
the theory of relativity,
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which I understand, by the way.
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Right.
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But 4 times 6 is?
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I know other things:
quantum physics, anthropology.
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Do you know the
conflicting forces applied
in this tetrahedron?
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You heard me, tetrahedron.
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Wow.
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Too bad you can't get a
Nobel prize for stacking stuff.
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This witty banter is exactly
why I don't want people
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to know I'm no good at math.
Ya gotta help me.
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I'm busy.
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I may not be great with numbers,
but I figure it's gonna cost
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about 200 bucks to fix
the cash register,
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which Brent does or doesn't
need to know you broke.
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Busy helping you with math.
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Mm-hmm-hmm!
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Hey, Brent, what are you
doing for dinner tonight?
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Eating?
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Come eat at our house.
I want to have dinner tonight,
the whole family.
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That sounds nice. Thanks.
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Don't talk with
your mouth full.
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I hope you got
enough food, Emma.
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Nobody can eat
like Brent, here.
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Jonathan probably can't
eat as much as Brent,
and he's a doctor.
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You're not comin'
over for dinner.
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No, no. I'm just sayin',
when it comes to eatin',
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Brent can pack it down
more than anyone.
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He's like a hippopotamus.
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Thanks, Hank.
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There she is.
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Wanda, show my son, the doctor,
we're not all rubes here.
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Do somethin' smart.
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I could point out that you
don't have a son who's a doctor.
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I know about genetics.
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Must come in handy when you're
ringing up bread and motor oil.
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Do that math thing that Hank
says you can do in your head.
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Rack 'em up.
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Actually, I'm training
people, now, in, uh, math.
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Karen?
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Uh, the items
come to...
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nine dollars and...
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43 cents.
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Really?
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What do you mean "really"?
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She's right.
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See how smart Wanda is?
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But she did--
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Oh, yeah. Karen, if
you keep practicin',
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one day you might be
as smart as Wanda.
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Or my doctor son.
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Yeah. What are
the odds of that?
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Seriously, Wanda, what are
the odds, 50-30, 60-10?
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Twelve?
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Ooo, French bread.
Fancy dinner?
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Yeah. I want to impress
my special little guy.
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You know, sometimes
you spoil Brent.
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No, I'm talking
about Jonathan.
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I want to make
Me too.
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You need a
marketing trick.
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You know, I don't know
if I believe in all
that marketing stuff.
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Oh, Coke Classic
is on sale.
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Oh, I love Coke Classic.
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Oh, and Classic spaghetti sauce.
Maybe I should get some of that.
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RADIO ANNOUNCER:
You're listening
to Classic 107,
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all classics all the time.
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Coming up, another classic
hit from a dynamite band
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on our All Classic Weekend.
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I've got it.
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Try my new
Dynamite Chili.
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Ooo, I don't think so.
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Aww. I thought
that'd be a classic.
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Ooo, if you had Classic
chili, I'd have that.
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O-kay. Now I get it.
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Is that duck?
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You never made duck
for me before.
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It's not every day we have a
special guest from out of town.
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No, seems more
like every week.
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I bet their never fed ya like
this back home, eh, Johnny?
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They sure didn't.
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Jonathan, eat
your vegetables.
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That's not how I raised
you, from a distance.
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That's a good point, Mom.
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Maybe Jonathan should eat my
vegetables, too, as punishment.
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Everyone's eating
their asparagus.
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There are people
starving in Afri--gina.
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Hey, everyone, sorry
to interrupt dinner.
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But I just wanted to show
Jonathan, and d remind his mom
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and dad, of this ball of string
Brent collected in grade 6.
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Jonathan's a doctor,
not a kitten.
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This was the second
biggest in our class.
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Brent saved string.
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Jonathan saved a village.
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Oh, I--not a whole village.
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So, what's the special today,
Lacey? Something really exotic?
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No, just a Classic
goat cheese omelette.
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Classic, huh?
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Mmm, that was great.
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Hey, Hank, try the Classic
goat cheese omelette.
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Oh, goat and cheese in
the same omelette? I'm in.
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I'll get one of those
Classics too. Sounds good.
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Okay. Two more goat cheese
omelettes comin' up.
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I mean two Classic goat
cheese omelettes comin' up.
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Gotta love those
classics, huh?
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Are you sure you know
Yes.
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Yes...?
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Yes, Mom?
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Don't dawdle on
your way over there.
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Oh, and put
this sweater on.
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Aw-ooh.
Oh, don't saw "Aw"
to me, young man.
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Put it on.
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There ya go.
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Here's your Classic
goat cheese omelette.,
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Oh, and Brent,
your mom phoned.
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She wants you to call
as soon as Jonathan
gets here, safely.
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Odd. But okay.
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Yeah, he found his way
from Kenya. Hopefully he
can make it to The Ruby.
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I wouldn't want him
to get lost in the
metropolis of Dog River.
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Oh, man, that's funny.
You're funny.
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What about what I said?
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Not so much, no.
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But Brent, he's funny,
and a successful owner
of a gas station.
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I mean doctors around the
world would be envious
of your wit and gas.
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Going on picnic, huh?
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No, I'm shingling a roof.
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Oh.
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Hey, you're good at math.
Maybe you can help me out.
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The roof is 15 feet
by 44 feet...
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Uh-huh?
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...and if each bundle of
shingles covers 8 square feet...
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I'm just in
the middle of a call.
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...then how many bundles
of shingles do I need to
cover the whole roof?
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Come on, it's a simple one.
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Someone call 9-1-1?
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No. Weird.
Must be a mistake.
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But since you're here,
Glen has an interesting question
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about shingling a roof.
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I got this clicking
sound in my knee.
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I'll get my son
to look at it.
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I don't want Brent
touchin' my knees.
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Oh, not Brent.
My good son, Jonathan.
245
00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:47,006
Here's what he looked like
when we first got him.
246
00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:49,542
Not bad, huh?
247
00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:54,180
And all it cost me was
just a few pennies a day.
248
00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:58,350
I'm over here, Oscar.
249
00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:02,488
All right, according to my
calculations, if your roof
250
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:05,958
was 44 feet by 15 feet,
251
00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:08,928
you would need...
252
00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:10,930
82 1/2 bundles of tiles.
253
00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:14,200
Well, I'm going to get
a second opinion.
254
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,968
Sure. Call a hardware store.
255
00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,503
How'd she do, Wanda?
256
00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:19,939
Well, you know,
the math was bang on.
257
00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:23,175
But, Karen, they're
called shingles, not tiles.
258
00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:25,211
Sorry about that, Glen.
259
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,880
I know how hard it is
to find good people.
260
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,181
Ach!
261
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,521
Hey, Brent, can I borrow
some money for a beer?
262
00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:38,891
One thing about my buddy, Brent,
is he's got a lotta money
263
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,694
and he's always willing
to be generous with it.
264
00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:44,897
Sorry. Actually, I'm a little
short on cash right now.
265
00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:47,233
He also keeps me
on a tight leash.
266
00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:49,001
You need a 20?
267
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,903
Thanks, man.
268
00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:56,208
And I always pay my debts.
That's what Brent taught me.
269
00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:00,412
Can I borrow 20 bucks?
270
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,883
Sorry about calling
9-1-1 before.
271
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,384
No problem.
272
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:07,753
There was a car accident
just outside of town,
273
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,156
but that's really nothing
compared to a roofing emergency.
274
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:11,357
That's the spirit.
275
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:14,026
I wish you wouldn't belittle
me in front of everyone.
276
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,628
I have to keep
up appearances.
277
00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:19,231
Fine. But could you be a
little more considerate?
Fair enough.
278
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,667
Hey, Wanda, I've got some
great numbers over here
279
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,402
you should add up,
lotsa sevens.
280
00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:27,406
Sorry, too busy tutoring
Constable Kindergarten
over here.
281
00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:30,776
Just keeping up appearances.
282
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:34,914
Hey, Phil, I see you got
the Classic nachos there.
283
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:37,082
Uh-huh. Do you want some?
284
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:38,951
Nope.
285
00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:41,287
But I know what
you're up to.
286
00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:42,655
What?
287
00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:44,857
You know what I'm sayin'.
288
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,793
They're "Classic."
289
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,462
Someone needs to
drive Lacey home.
290
00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,966
Another interesting
thing about Brent,
291
00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:56,669
sure, he's a little
on the heavy side,
292
00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:59,605
but he's got a great centre
of gravity. Watch this.
293
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,615
You can't move the guy.
294
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:12,685
When you say
Africa's war-torn,
295
00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:15,120
how bad would it be
compared to this?
296
00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:19,825
How do you set the
timer on this thing?
297
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,828
It's the button on the--
I know what I'm doin', Jackass.
298
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,231
Let me fix your tie.
299
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,833
I think it's
pretty good.
300
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,869
It's too bad you
have to leave.
301
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,037
Wouldn't it be great
if you moved here,
302
00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:33,539
opened up your
own practice?
303
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,040
Aren't the Fosters selling?
304
00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:37,076
You could move into
the Foster home.
305
00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:40,546
Don't pressure the guy.
Maybe he doesn't want
to live in Dog River.
306
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,715
Who wouldn't want to
live in Dog River?
307
00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:45,317
He wouldn't say no to
his foster parents.
308
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,353
No, I wouldn't.
309
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,989
It'd be fun to live here.
310
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,859
I don't want to stay here.
I really don't want to stay.
311
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,527
You've got to help me.
312
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,664
They're your foster
parents. Just tell them
you don't want to stay.
313
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,066
But by saying I don't
want to live here,
314
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,769
I would be implying that living
in a poverty-stricken part
315
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,738
of the world dealing with
disease-ridden citizens
316
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:07,873
would be preferable to
living in Dog River.
317
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,376
Yeah, I guess that could
come across as offensive,
318
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,211
especially if you
say it like that.
319
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:13,879
Plus your mom's
driving me crazy.
320
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:15,714
Really? What about Dad?
321
00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:17,750
Oh, he's okay.
322
00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:20,152
Hey, maybe you're
not a good fit.
323
00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:22,054
And Lacey, deceiving everyone
by putting "Classic"
324
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,690
in front of food
to get people to buy it.
325
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,392
Lacey's doin' what?
326
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:36,201
So I'll just put this
on your tab, then.
327
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:39,071
I'll hang onto your gas
cap till you pay it.
328
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:45,077
You thought you were fooling me
into buying something
329
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:47,112
because you called
it "Classic."
330
00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:50,749
I didn't think I was fooling
you, I was fooling you.
331
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,751
I'm not eating here today.
332
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:55,721
The point is, you tried new
dishes and you liked them.
333
00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:57,923
No. The point is,
I can't trust you
334
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,159
and your slick marketing tricks.
335
00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:02,928
I'm going to the bar
for some nachos.
336
00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:09,301
DAVIS:
Hey, Wanda,
337
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,437
I want you to
figure out how much
338
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:14,139
Lacey ripped me off with
her Classic trick.
339
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:18,777
You know, the Norse God of
tricks was Loki, son of Odin?
340
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,647
Yeah, let's see, I had the
Classic pad thai for 7.99,
341
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,916
the Classic endive salad
with artichokes
342
00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:26,485
and raspberry vinaigrette
for 8.99,
343
00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:28,487
and the Classic sea bass
for 11.99.
344
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,122
How much did I spend?
345
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,291
Well, um...
346
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,794
Hey, Karen,
347
00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:38,664
student protégé.
She can do it.
348
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,199
Do what?
349
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:43,802
Add up 7.99, 8.99 and
11.99, and the taxes.
350
00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:46,472
Go ahead, show him
what I taught ya.
351
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:47,973
I'll try.
352
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,842
Can I use a pencil?
353
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:53,145
Or crayons, because that's how
we do math in kindergarten.
354
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:55,414
Use finger paints
if you have to.
355
00:16:57,383 --> 00:17:01,487
Aw, you look handsome,
so grown up in a tie.
356
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:03,322
Good photo, uh?
357
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,924
That's very nice.
But where's Brent?
358
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,960
That's his
elbow right there.
359
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,962
You cut me out
of the picture?
360
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:11,730
People know
what ya look like.
361
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,232
We got your good elbow.
362
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,334
I have a bad elbow?
363
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,336
Hey, everyone,
check out this yo-yo.
364
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,706
Brent, show everybody
how ya walk the dog.
365
00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:24,343
All right, enough of this.
I can't take it anymore.
366
00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:27,846
Look, I'm not proud of this,
but despite my gluttony
367
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:30,349
and my awesome
string collecting abilities,
368
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,152
I do feel inadequate
next to Jonathan,
369
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:35,154
and I think he should leave.
370
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:41,460
That's how I really feel,
really.
371
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:47,433
I think Davis deserves to
see the master at work.
372
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,868
Yeah, I wanna
see the master.
373
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,703
So what is it, Master?
374
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,972
And don't forget the taxes.
375
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,042
46.87.
376
00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:58,544
Amazing.
377
00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:00,579
Well, not so amazing.
378
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:03,415
This calculator
says 32.74.
379
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,717
Well, that's embarrassing.
380
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,020
Karen screws it up,
even using the calculator.
381
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:09,221
What?
382
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:11,356
Well, it's the only
logical explanation.
383
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:14,993
Yep. Close the book
on that puzzle.
384
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,029
Have a nice day, everybody.
385
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:18,497
Okay, you know what?
386
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:21,400
I broke the cash register
and Wanda can't do math,
387
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:24,970
so I was the one doing the math,
the basic, simple math
388
00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:28,407
that anyone can do,
except Wanda.
389
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,375
Okay, someone's been
workin' too hard.
390
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,244
I'm takin' Karen home.
391
00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:34,513
No! I'm the Math Master!
392
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:37,516
And no more cool brain
tricks till I get back.
393
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,551
What's a thousand
plus a million?
394
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:43,021
Sorry, you heard Davis.
No more math.
395
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,124
Who wants to conjugate
some Latin?
396
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:46,758
We want math.
397
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,760
That's nonsense.
He's not leaving.
398
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,929
I don't know what's come
between you boys,
399
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:53,765
but you never fought like that
when you were kids.
400
00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:55,434
Where did we go wrong?
401
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,137
I don't like the way
Dad favours Jonathan over me.
402
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,439
Either he goes or I go.
403
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:02,774
Can you work a gas pump?
404
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:05,944
Why are you listening to Oscar?
I mean it's Oscar.
405
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,547
You know, Oscar.
406
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,015
Oscar.
407
00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:11,950
I can't be anymore
clear than that.
408
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,086
I just don't measure up.
Hank was right.
409
00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:16,788
If I had a nickel
every time I heard that.
410
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:18,690
Please, please,
Brent's right.
411
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:22,461
I see that it was a huge
mistake to come here...
412
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:25,531
and make Brent feel bad.
413
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:28,267
Anyway, gotta go pack.
414
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:34,973
What?
415
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,975
It's for the best.
Right, Hank?
416
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,344
I was just tryin'
to build ya up, man.
417
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,980
I didn't think you were
gonna attack your brother.
418
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:44,082
It's just a ball
of string, man.
419
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:51,089
I can't thank you enough.
You've really saved me.
420
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:54,259
By saving you, I've saved
hundreds of lives in Africa.
421
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:56,495
Guess that makes me a hero.
422
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,997
You sure you don't
want to come with me?
423
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,832
Believe me, it's tempting,
424
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:04,336
but one of us has to
stay behind and run
the family business.
425
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,538
Oh, Mom wants you to
wear this sweater.
426
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,273
I will.
427
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,976
But only as far
as the airport.
428
00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:13,111
Now you're learnin'.
429
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,888
Jonathan says hello.
430
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:25,390
He's workin' on getting a
hospital built in Nigeria.
431
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:27,059
Wow, that's impressive.
432
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:31,897
I'd do that too, but
I am neck deep in wiper
fluid over there today, so.,
433
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:34,499
Davis, welcome.
434
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,936
Oh, listen, I'm sorry
about everything.
435
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:40,572
Oh, that's okay.
436
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:43,575
I guess sometimes business can
get in the way of friendship.
437
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,510
I won't let it happen again.
438
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:48,447
What can I get ya, an Old
Fashioned roast beef sandwich
439
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,182
or a Home-style stew?
440
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:51,783
Oooo-oooo.
441
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,620
Home-style stew
sounds perfect.
442
00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:58,957
How much is some milk plus some
chips, multiplied by a magazine?
443
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:00,592
Divided by diapers.
444
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:02,327
Get off me!
445
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,129
Cash register's fixed.
446
00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:07,466
Oh, thank God!
How much do I owe you.
447
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:10,102
$170 plus tax.
448
00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:13,739
Oh, plus shipping and handling.
What's that make it?
449
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:17,743
Oh, shut up.
450
00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:20,979
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