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Have you asked him for
his phone number yet?
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No, I'm just--
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A fraidy cat?
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I am not a fraidy cat.
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A scaredy cat? Chicken cat?
Chicken cacciatore? Cat Stevens?
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I'll do it when I'm ready.
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Well, time's ticking,
cat's in the cradle.
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Geez, I got a real
theme goin' here.
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Hey Joe.
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I just, uh, wanted
to let you know...
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I like 2 percent milk.
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Well, and 1 percent,
but mostly 2 percent.
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That's my preferred percent.
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I mean I-I also like skim
milk too, you know, and homo.
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Don't get me started on homo.
You a homo man, Joe?
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What?
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Mmm, milk.
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Okay.
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See ya, Wanda.
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Two percent!
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I think you had him at homo.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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OSCAR:
Emma, you forgot to
buy my deodorant.
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Emma!
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Made for a woman.
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We'll see about that.
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Oh, hey, Emma,
remember these numbers:
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16, 37, 17.
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Why?,
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I just got this lock
and I don't want to
forget the combination.
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Why don't you
write them down?
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Where should
I write them down?
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On a notepad or something
and put it in a safe place,
like a desk drawer.
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I don't have a desk drawer.
I got a desk, but it
doesn't have any drawers.
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That's a table.
Yeah.
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Where do you put
your desk stuff?
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Uh, in the kitchen drawers.
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And your kitchen stuff is?
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In the lock box in my truck.
That's what I need the lock for.
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Oh, hey. I can, uh, I can write
the numbers on my truck.
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16, 37, 17.
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DAVIS:
Hey, there's my gun.
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Why's it got a flower in it?
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Don't get me wrong, I like it.
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I'm drawing it for art class.
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It'll help me when I have
to sketch suspects.
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Is this the man who
stole your cabbage?
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Kind of. He had a hat.
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And to this day the cabbage
bandit is still on the loose.
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No, Hank confessed.
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Oh yeah.
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Can I have a look?
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What do you think?
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Well, I'm no art critic
but, uh--
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Hey.
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Isn't that the guy you like,
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the milk guy?
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Oh, it looks like the perfect
moment to get his number.
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Yeah, to a layman.
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But the perfect moment never
appears as the perfect moment.
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No.
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There's always
room for error.
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The right moment has to be
precise and unmistakable.
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Oh.
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I'll know the right
moment when I feel it.
Yeah.
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Okay, I feel it.
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Dammit!
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Is Mom here?
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No.
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Because I kinda smell a
lavender or berry bouquet.
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Did you hug mom
before you came here?
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Why the hell
would I do that?
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It's like Peach Sensation
or Mountain Rain.
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I don't have to stand
here and take this abuse.
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Citrus Breeze?
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Whoa, you really
captured Davis.
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I call this Sleeping Cop.
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Hey, would you mind if I
hung that in The Ruby?
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I've got the perfect spot
for it.
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Sorry about that.
Oh, it's all right.
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I'll just cover it up with a
crappy picture or somethin'.
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I'd be honoured.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Wow, that's a dirty truck.
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Tsccht! Yeah, it sure is.
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I hate dirty things.
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I mean, unless you're
into dirty things.
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Um, I-I'm not saying I am,
but, uh, I'm no prude.
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Hey, watch this.
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"Wash me." That's funny.
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I'm a bit of a scamp.
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Why did ya do that?
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To be scampy.
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She owes me an apology.
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She wrote "Wash me"
on my dirty truck.
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The nerve of she.
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I only wrote what the truck
would write if it could write.
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It's my notepad.
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When it's dirty I can
write important stuff
to remember on it.
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Like "Wash me"?
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Nobody tells me when to wash
my notepad, especially she.
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Hey, how are things going
with you and 2 percent?
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Good.
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I'm laying the foundation.
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You talkin' yogurt yet? Cheese?
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Better move fast. We don't
carry a lot of dairy products.
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
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That cop is
totally asleep.
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What a lazy cop.
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Ah, I shouldn't really laugh.
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It doesn't help the
stereotypical image of
police officers.
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Uh, Davis, that's you.
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Oh, I don't think so.
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Hey, Karen, great sketch
of Davis sleeping.
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Yeah, she really
captured your laziness.
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Why did you draw me?
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I have a hard time
drawing things that move.
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Besides, it's your fault.
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You spent an hour on duty
sleeping in the car. Shameful.
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Didn't you spend an hour
on duty sketching him?
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Hello, Joe, what
do you know?
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Okay?
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Not original, I know. I bet
you get that all the time.
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No.
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Really, huh?
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Uh, look, I've been
waiting to ask you--
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Stop crying.
135
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It's my mom. Her cat's missing.
She's drunk.
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Ooh.
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Not the cat, my mom.
138
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No, I'm not telling
everybody you're drunk.
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No, don't worry,
I'll find her cat.
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Here puss, puss!
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Here, puss, puss!
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She lives in Calgary.
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Here, puss, puss!
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I got your deodorant.
Oh, it's about time.
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I had to use yours.
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What?
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If you'd brought me mine
in the first place,
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I'd never have had
to use yours.
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What are you doin'?
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I can't use mine now.
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It's got your stink
all over it.
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You wouldn't dare.
153
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, it's not for sale.
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I'll give ya ten bucks.
Sold.
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Oh, wow.
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There's a hole there.
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I could do another
Sleeping Davis sketch.
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Yeah. How about doing one of him
sleeping in a booth at The Ruby?
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I'm awake.
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So I'll wait five minutes.
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Is it just me, or does
anyone else smell hairspray?
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Yeah, I do.
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Oh, don't listen to him.
He's talking in his sleep.
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I'm awake.
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Hey. Can the kids wash your
truck to earn a badge?
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Okay, first of all, it's
not a truck, it's a notepad.
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Sorry. It looks like a truck.
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Second of all, I don't
want it washed.
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It says, "Wash me."
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Now what's it say?
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"Dont wash me."
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Oh, I forgot the apostrophe.
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Is Dad around?
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No.
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Really?
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I smell a Musk Splash or
Arctic Breeze somethin'.
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00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:44,884
Geez, Hank, you think you put on
enough aftershave this morning?
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I guess I did.
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Aqua Sport?
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It seems like it's
comin' off Mom.
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Oh, pfft.
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Yeah, right. Like Emma put on
men's aftershave.
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Mountain Mist?
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Look, we all know that Hank
put on too much aftershave.
185
00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:05,771
Now it's time to
leave him alone.
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00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:08,074
Shut up, Hank.
187
00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:11,177
And you, you should
get your nose checked.
188
00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:13,112
Smokey Bacon?
189
00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:14,647
No, that's the soup.
190
00:10:14,747 --> 00:10:16,215
Ooo, I'll have that.
191
00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:18,684
What are you doin'?
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00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:22,655
Standing at the ready,
not sleeping,
193
00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:26,125
waiting to help the good
citizens of Dog River.
194
00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:28,060
In front of a field?
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00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:31,297
I'll be standing here
a little while longer
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00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:34,433
if you decided to get your
sketching stuff for no reason.
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LACEY:
Oh, this is my favourite
Sleeping Davis.
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00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:03,996
Look at the sun glistening
off the morning dew.
199
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:07,867
That's drool.
He's a deep sleeper.
200
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,736
What the hell is this
written on your truck?
201
00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,304
"Pay taxes"?
202
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,806
No, the other thing.
203
00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:15,941
Oh, "Be more considerate
to the elderly"?
204
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,143
No.
205
00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:20,179
Come on, old man, tell me.
I don't got all day.
206
00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:22,715
The "Don't-don't wash me."
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00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:24,483
There's only one "don't."
208
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,552
No, there's another
"don't" here.
209
00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:28,254
It's a double, uh,
whatchamacallit.
210
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,289
It's a double wrong.
211
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,293
Wanda!
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00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:37,830
You know, he's gonna
think I did that.
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SCOUT LEADER:
So you do want
your truck washed.
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00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:43,035
Geez, you guys
are like vultures.
215
00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:44,737
Someone smells pretty.
216
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,472
It's him.
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00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:48,374
Uh-uh!
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"Don't, don't,
don't wash me."
219
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,515
Don't use "don't" anymore.
220
00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:58,517
Can't? Shan't?
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00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,019
Shant'nt?
222
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:01,587
Musn't?
223
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:04,857
Ah, forget it. It's gonna
rain later, anyway.
224
00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:14,033
Smells good.
225
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,303
Well, aren't you
gonna eat it?
226
00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:21,073
No. You see, my smell is off, so
I'm thinkin' if it smells good,
227
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:23,008
there's probably somethin'
wrong with it.
228
00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:24,510
The food might be off?
229
00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:26,011
The food's fine.
230
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Did someone say the food is off?
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00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:29,548
I did.
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The food's fine.
His smell is off.
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Hi.
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00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,557
Hi.
235
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,861
You smell like
a spruce tree.
236
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:45,397
It's not me. It's a--
237
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Okay, it's me.
238
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,071
You want a wash?
239
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,409
Wow, these things
are really moving.
240
00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:59,245
You should have a show here.
241
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,680
You sure people have
enough holes to cover up?
242
00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:04,416
Karen, they don't have to
be just cover up holes.
243
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,586
Cracks, dents,
any blemish, really.
244
00:13:10,389 --> 00:13:11,924
What is that?
245
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,826
Don't ya love it?
246
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,461
Nice.
247
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,496
I was there for three hours
248
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:20,599
and you choose to sketch
the two hours I was sleeping.
249
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:24,937
Hey, uh, Joe, I was
wondering, um...
250
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:31,610
It's gonna rain. I've gotta
park my truck here.
251
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,580
Well, Wanda, you were, uh,
about to ask me something?
252
00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:37,016
Yeah, I was, uh--
253
00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:39,618
I just--I was gonna ask
you for your phone number,
254
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,854
so I could give ya
a call sometime.
255
00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:44,857
Oh, ho, ho, boy, did I
arrive at the right time.
256
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,425
I thought you didn't like me.
257
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,327
No, no. I like you.
258
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:50,596
Like ya like like him? Huh?
259
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,131
Ow!
260
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,033
Okay, okay. Oh!
261
00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:55,467
Got a pen?
262
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:56,635
Yeah. Go.
263
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,137
6-4-7...
264
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,940
Hold on. Stupid pen.
265
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,876
Sometimes it just, you know--
Come on!
266
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,145
Just tell it to me.
267
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,347
Okay, 6-4 7, 1-2-5--
268
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:11,984
That's my home number.
Why don't I give you my cell.
269
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,986
5-5-5, 0-1-7-9.
270
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,487
Okay.
271
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,990
Oh, sorry, those last
numbers are 9-7.
272
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,491
Okay.
273
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,493
I'll see ya later.
Okay.
274
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,006
Okay, I get it.
I sleep a lot.
275
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,976
No, no, no, no. It's
for a show at The Ruby.
276
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,978
There's gonna be free
wine and cheese,
277
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:42,548
and you get to meet the real
Sleeping Davis, if you show up.
278
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:45,251
Oh, sure.
279
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,519
All right, I'll show up.
280
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,288
Really? You'll come?
281
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,024
Oh, yeah, I'll be there.
282
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,727
You sounded kinda sinister
when you said that.
283
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:55,928
Huh.
284
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,163
No, no, no, I'll be there.
285
00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:01,934
Don't you worry.
286
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,603
Mm, you sounded
sinister again.
287
00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:06,505
I didn't mean to.
288
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:08,941
I'll be there.
289
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,513
Bye.
290
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,616
You can't park your
truck by the pumps.
291
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,518
But it's gonna rain.
292
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:22,254
No. I smell the opposite
of what I normally smell.
293
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,823
And I smell rain, so
it's not gonna rain.
294
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:27,960
Oh, a double wrong, like
a "don't, don't, don't."
295
00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:31,430
Just move your notepad before
I have it towed and shredded.
296
00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:42,441
Where's Hank's
notepad going?
297
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,344
Thunder?
298
00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:47,813
Great, now there's somethin'
wrong with my hearing.
Oh!
299
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,544
Your razor's no great shakes.
300
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,846
I had to use it
three times today.
301
00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:22,715
Blade's that dull, uh?
302
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,350
Eh?
303
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:30,689
So, we agree not to use each
other's stuff from now on?
304
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,658
Done.
305
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:39,565
Stop using my moisturizer!
306
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,403
What happened?
307
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:46,138
Scouts got to it.
308
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,941
Those selfish bastards!
309
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:51,076
I think they did
a terrific job.
310
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,545
Joe's number was
on that truck.
311
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:56,415
Relax. I backed everything up,
wrote it all down.
312
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,984
Do not say on
another dirty truck.
313
00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:01,920
No, on a notepad,
a real notepad.
314
00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,422
It's in my lock box.
315
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:07,126
I underestimated you, which
I didn't think was possible.
316
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,595
All I gotta do is get
the combination number
317
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,597
that I wrote down on my...
318
00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:13,098
truck.
319
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,436
Classic.
320
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:29,648
We're not using each other's
stuff anymore, right?
321
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,316
My word is my bond.
322
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:32,317
Good.
323
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:34,019
Because I bought
this new shampoo,
324
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,321
and it's really expensive,
325
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,457
and I don't want
you using it.
326
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,125
Sure thing.
327
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,102
What is it, Oscar?
328
00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:54,306
What's in that shampoo of yours,
the one that I'm not using?
329
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:57,943
That's hair remover.
Did I say shampoo?
330
00:17:57,976 --> 00:18:00,512
You don't wanna be using
that on your scalp.
331
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,281
It could be very painful.
332
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:03,816
I hear ya.
333
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:04,950
Oh!
334
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,490
Ah!
335
00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:15,828
You keep knives and
forks in there?,
336
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:18,664
Uh, anything
kitchen-y, really.
337
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,470
Dad?
338
00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:28,173
I can't believe I'm about to say
this, but I'm happy to smell ya.
339
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,775
Oh, get your nose offa me.
340
00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:30,976
Mom.
341
00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:33,178
Yes, nailed it
in one sniff.
342
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:35,013
Oh, when did you
get so weird?
343
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:38,317
Mom smells like mom,
Dad smells like dad.
344
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:43,055
This chili cheese dog
smells like the way angels
up in heaven smell.
345
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:44,756
My sniffer's
workin' again.
346
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,760
Maybe mine's off, because
I smell hair remover.
347
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,800
Oh, there's the number,
right there.
348
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,703
There's only six digits.
349
00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,271
What?
350
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:01,573
Hm?
351
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,909
Well, this isn't
a phone number.
What?
352
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,778
This is the combination
of my lock.
353
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,548
The combination of
the lock was locked
354
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:13,218
in the lock box that
the lock was locking.
355
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,720
Classic.
356
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,531
BRENT:
Hey, look, everybody,
it's Sleeping Davis.
357
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:31,069
I'm afraid I'm here on
official police business.
358
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:33,138
I have to shut this
exhibition down.
359
00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:35,574
What? No, no, no.
360
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,142
No, he's just grumpy.
361
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:38,877
You probably didn't
have your nap.
362
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,313
Oh, I had my nap.
That's why I'm late.
363
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,316
Okay, I get it. You're a little
upset about the sketches.
364
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,451
But there's no need
to shut this down.
365
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:49,721
The Ruby doesn't have
a liquor licence and
you're serving liquor.
366
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,891
Come on, Davis, don't make this
sound like a sleazy booze can.
367
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,594
Lacey has a licence.
368
00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:57,563
Show him the licence, Lacey.
369
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:02,000
Well, I-I don't
have a licence.
370
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:05,337
Okay, everybody, you
heard Sergeant Davis.
371
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,072
We're shuttin'
this dump down.
372
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:08,607
Dump?
373
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,842
Have you seen the
holes in the wall?
374
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,778
All right, everybody,
let's blow this dump.
375
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:14,279
Hey!
376
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,114
I mean sleazy booze can.
377
00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:18,050
I mean let's go to the bar.
378
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,985
All right, single file,
let's go.
379
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:21,587
Keep 'er movin'.
380
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,789
Yeah, nice and orderly,
nice and orderly.
381
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:24,823
Yeah.
382
00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:27,092
Let's not linger, now,
let's not linger.
383
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:37,836
Hello, Joe.
384
00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:39,705
The Milk Delivery Guy?
385
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,240
It's me, Wanda.
386
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,942
Wanda? Oh, from the gas station.
387
00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:46,845
Oh, what's it been, like
two years since I saw ya?
388
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,880
Yeah. You stopped coming by.
389
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:52,084
I got transferred to a new
route. You never called me.
390
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,253
Yeah, I know.
I lost your number.
391
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:57,356
But I knew I'd figure it
out eventually.
392
00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,591
So, what's new?
393
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:02,327
Well, I'm married now,
got a couple kids.
394
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:03,795
Oh?
395
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:06,898
How about you?
You still crazy about milk?
396
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,734
Mmm, milk.
397
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,269
What's that?
398
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,237
Two percent!
399
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,039
How'd that work out?
400
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:15,874
Wrong number.
401
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:20,545
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00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:49,541
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