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Are there birds in here?
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It's the phone.
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There are birds in the phone?
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I got a new one.
The old one was junk.
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Hello? Corner Gas.
How can I help you?
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Yeah. Hi. My battery's low, so--
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Corner Gas. Make it quick.
The battery's gonna die.
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Anytime you want to
answer it, feel free.
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I can't yet. It's charging.
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So you replaced the
phone that didn't work
with one we can't use.
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What did that
upgrade cost me?
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Whatever's missing
from the till?
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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What can I get you guys?
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Uh, I'll have
the tofu salad,
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but replace the tofu
with chicken.
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So the chicken salad?
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Oh, no. It's not as healthy.
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Since when do you care
about being healthy?
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Since always. I'm kickin'
it up a notch, eatin'
right, exercisin'.
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What about you, Karen?
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I think I'm in
pretty good shape.
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No. I mean what
do you want to eat?
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Oh. Um, can I get the
cheeseburger with bacon
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and fries and
gravy, to go?
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You ever heard
of vegetables?
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There's lettuce on it.
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WANDA:
A lithium battery,
600 metre range.
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You could use that
thing across town.
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I can't use it here.
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How am I supposed to check
on the lunch specials?
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It's called walking.
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Oh, good idea. Who should
I call to walk over there?
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Don't touch it!
It has to fully charge, fully!
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I'll go to The Ruby for you.
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Hi, Lacey.
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You probably think
I'm gonna horn in
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on what you're doing,
but I won't.
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Thanks for the heads up.
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I don't know if this
is a fundraising calendar
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or something,
but I'm not interested.
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Can we get more coffee?
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Is this a fundraising
calendar?
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Yes.
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Featuring the ladies
of Dog River. I see.
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Okay, Lacey, if you
want to help,
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we need someone to be Ms. April.
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Oh, wow. You-you guys,
I am so honoured.
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We mean help us find
someone to be Miss April.
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Oh. Oh, I see.
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Oh, 'cause I'm not a
"lady" of Dog River
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and I'm still an outsider?
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No. You can be
Ms. April if you want.
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It's just that--well,
it seems silly now,
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but we didn't think you'd
want to appear naked.
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Oh, Emma.
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You-you want me to be naked?
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Hey, before you
drop your drawers,
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what are the specials?
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Why didn't you
answer the phone?
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I tried callin'
three times.
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The new phone's charging.
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It's a hassle,
but that's balanced out
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by not having to
take your calls.
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Pork chops and tuna melt.
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Together at last.
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How much is a fancy
cell phone like this?
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It's not a cell phone.
And don't touch it.
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If it's not a cell phone, then
where's the cord, smart guy?
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He's got ya there.
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Hey, these lunch specials,
do they come with soup?
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Maybe I should call
over there on the
not-yet-fully-charged phone.
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Don't touch it!
It needs to charge fully.
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Fully is the point!
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Oh, right.
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I'll go ask
about the soup.
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Why don't you use
the cell phone?
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It's not a cell phone.
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So, what kinda plan ya on?
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Well, not completely naked.
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We're tastefully covered up,
I mean by a fence or a door.
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I'm going to
be in a canoe.
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Well, that is great.
Everyone in town naked.
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You know, this town.
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Fun, huh?
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Maybe you can give us a
hand and get other people.
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Naked people? Like me, naked?
In this calendar, naked?
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Well, of course.
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You know, because if there
is one thing that I love,
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it-it's being naked.
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Before you ditch
your britches,
what's the soup?
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I envy you, Karen.
Wish I could eat like that.
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Ah, I have a
high metabolism.
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No. I meant not caring about
what you look like.
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Are you calling me fat?
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No. You look great.
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Hank said I should
eat vegetables.
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Ah, forget about Hank.
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I like a woman with a
little meat on her bones.
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Oh, Hank wanted to know
when these comics came in.
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I guess I should call him
and let him know they're here.
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Just wait one more hour,
it will be charged.
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It's partially charged.
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Is partially fully? Hm?
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It has to be fully. Fully!
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Do you hear me?
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Fully!
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Hey, Olivia.
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The new comics are in.
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Oh, thanks.
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Olivia?
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Newton John?
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Let's Get Physical?
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Oh, no, uh, not right now.
I-I'm about to work out.
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Spin class?
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Cool.
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That's right. I'm doing
something about it.
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Maybe you'd
like to join me.
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Sure. Do they supply the plates,
or do you bring your own?
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Not that kinda spinning.
It's on a bike.
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Ooo, like the circus.
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No, it's not
like the circus.
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There are no plates, no clowns,
just a bike.
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Damn.
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Because I love the circus.
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I gave Hank the message.
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Hey, I got your message.
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Well, I suppose I should
call Mom, you know,
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let her know Dad's still here.
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Knock yourself out.
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The phone's charged.
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Fully?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh.
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It's not as satisfying
as I had hoped.
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I'll do it later.
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You're outta toilet paper.
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That's a paper towel roll.
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Same dif.
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Cell phone's ringin'.
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Leave it.
Let the machine get it.
Gotcha.
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Hello.
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Hey, you guys here
for spin class?
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Yeah. But, uh, FYI,
it's not like the circus.
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Boy, that looks good.
Can I have a bite?
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Okay.
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Mm.
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You know what? You can have it.
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I thought this was
supposed to start at noon.
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Where's the teacher?
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You're lookin' at him.
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That guy?
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No, I thought you'd be lookin'
at me when I said that.
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Oh, so you're the teacher.
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Oh, my God, you're
the teacher?
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Let's spin.
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Sure. Where do you
wanna do this?
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No, not here.
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Outside? The light's better.
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No, not now. And-and I won't be
taking the pictures. So--
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You sounded pretty
into it before.
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I am, very into it.
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I love anything that's,
you know, risqué.
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Risqué?
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Like wearing red pantaloons?
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Settle down, Doris.
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Look, I am very cool
with this. All right?
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In fact, yesterday
I thought to myself,
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"I would love to get naked."
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Hello?
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No, this is not Corner Gas.
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Do I look like
a gas station?
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This is my cell phone, Jackass.
You're eatin' up my minutes.,
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Okay, let's
hold this pace.
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It helps if you visualize.
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Imagine you're at
the Tour de France,
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watchin' from the sidelines
on a stationary bike.
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Come on, Davis.
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You won't watch someone win
the Tour de France like that.
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Spinning, hard.
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Take a look at Karen.
Now that's how ya spin.
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Thanks, Hank.
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Teacher's pet, you.
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Davis, if you're gonna
keep talking,
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I'm gonna have to see you
after spin class.
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Oooo-ooo-ooo.
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Hello?
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Hey, Baby.
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Just on my way home.
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Are you talking on
a phone in the car?
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Yeah.
198
00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:06,846
The wheelbarrow's fine.
See you soon.
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Told ya.
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Talk to ya later.
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What is that?
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Hello?
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It's a cell phone.
Don't ya know anything?
204
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Hey, Karen. How's it goin'?
Good.
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Uh, listen, you know
that calendar Emma and I
are working on?
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Ah, the naked thing, yeah.
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We were wondering if
you'd like to be in it.
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Ooh.
209
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Though I-I should warn you,
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some of the ladies will be...
scantily clad.
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Scantily clad?
What are you, 70?
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No, it's just, you know,
not everyone is as comfortable
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with the whole naked thing
as, uh, say I am.
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So where are you thinkin'
we'd do this thing?
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I don't know, the police station
or maybe by the cruiser.
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Okey-dokey.
217
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Okay, no, no, no.
Put your clothes back on.
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We'll-we'll do it later.
219
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Someone else will
take it later.
220
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Open your eyes.
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I'm clad again.
222
00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,783
Where'd you get
that, anyway?
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Brent gave it to me, from on
the counter, where I found it.
224
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I'm calling him.
225
00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:25,825
Good luck. They never pick up.
226
00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,598
Do you know where
the phone is?
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I thought you had it.
228
00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,638
What are you callin' me for?
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Call Brent.
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Hey, guys. What's goin' on?
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Lacey wants me to pose
in the nude calendar.
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Hey, can I be in it?
No. Keep your clothes on, Davis.
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What? I was just gonna
show you some pictures.
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You have pictures?
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Oh, yeah. But don't worry.
I'm tastefully covered up.
236
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That one's called Good Cop.
237
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No, Davis, you can't
be in the calendar.
238
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Oh, I get it.
239
00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:07,466
Teacher's Pet can be in it,
but not me.
240
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:11,704
Hey, I didn't know you
were a teacher's pet.
241
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I was a teacher's pet.
242
00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:15,941
I am not a teacher's pet.
243
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,210
Hey, great workout
yesterday, you guys.
244
00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:20,479
And Karen, thanks
for the apple.
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Teacher's Pet.
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00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:28,354
EMMA:
Anyway, I thought
you should know. Bye.
247
00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:29,922
Mom just left a message.
248
00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,591
Dad's using the new
phone as his cell phone.
249
00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:34,493
What?
250
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:38,197
Wow. Your parents' place
is like a kilometre away.
251
00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:40,933
Told ya that thing
had good range.
252
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,868
Yeah, way better
than the old phone.
253
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:46,605
That could only be used around
here, you know, where we are.
254
00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:48,574
Jeez, you're a baby.
255
00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:51,677
Fine. I'll go to your parents'
place and get the phone.
256
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,714
Maybe bring back some diapers
for you to wear too.
257
00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:56,916
See if she has
any cookies.
258
00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,719
And this one's Bad Cop.
259
00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,554
Ooo, very tasteful.
260
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,355
Hey, guys.
261
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:06,926
Well, well, if it isn't
Spin Teacher's Pet.
262
00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:09,695
You, uh, come to polish
Teacher's bike before class?
263
00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:14,200
I think spin class is
stupid too, ya know?
264
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,035
We didn't say
it was stupid.
265
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,938
Ya hear that? Teacher's Pet
thinks we're stupid. Huh.
266
00:12:18,971 --> 00:12:21,540
Hey, guys. Who wants
to help me set up?
267
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,443
Not me. I'm talking
to my friends.
268
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,448
Anyways. And here...
269
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,752
What, no apple?
270
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:37,156
Hi, Emma. Is Oscar here?
I think so.
271
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:39,225
Oscar!
272
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,199
What now?
273
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:50,836
Give me that phone
back or you'll need it
to call the hospital.
274
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:53,839
This cell phone makes you sound
terrible. You sound like Wanda.
275
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,341
Okay, that's it!
276
00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:57,576
That's what? Hello?
277
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,753
All right, everyone, prepare
to enter the spin zone.
278
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,058
Oooh, okay.
279
00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:16,495
Who put this
tack here, hm?
280
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,164
Who's the wise guy?
281
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,799
I did it.
282
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:23,002
Karen, I'm disappointed in you,
283
00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:26,372
disappointed that you cover up
for your so-called friends.
284
00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,007
Now who did this?
285
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:32,344
Okay. Nobody wants to fess up?
286
00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:35,781
Then you all got detention
until the person responsible
comes clean.
287
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,350
Dention? This is spin class.
288
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:39,819
That's five.
289
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,420
Five what?
290
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,088
That's ten.
You wanna keep goin'?
291
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:46,258
'Cause I can go all
the way up to like 80.
292
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:49,094
So let's go, ten minutes
hard ridin'. Come on.
293
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,632
Karen, you don't
have to do this.
294
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,713
Jackass!
295
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,384
I gotta tell Brent to stop
givin' out this number.
296
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,087
Oscar, isn't that
the Corner Gas phone?
297
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,790
Mind your own
business, nudie.
298
00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:20,726
Oh! Busy. Typical.
299
00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:23,796
Look, I'm sorry.
What was I supposed to do,
300
00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:26,866
stay in detention even
if I didn't have to?
301
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,400
Yes.
302
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,736
Okay, wait. Check this out.
303
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:33,539
Would a teacher's
pet do this?
304
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,550
Karen!
305
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:47,553
Is that what you think
I am, a dictator?
306
00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:53,092
He gave me the slip.
307
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:57,596
You know, for a guy in his 60s,
with legs like a chicken,
308
00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,798
he can really move.
309
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,501
Maybe we should get
Davis and Karen on it.
310
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,337
Yeah. If only we had some
manner of telephoning device
311
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:07,072
to call them.
312
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:10,476
Your dad will run out of power
soon and he'll bring it back.
313
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,411
No harm done.
314
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:15,547
Where do you want your
500 cases of wiper fluid?
315
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,549
500? I ordered 100.
316
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,552
Oh, you were pretty clear
on the phone what you wanted,
317
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,154
Jackass.
318
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,657
No harm done.
319
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,793
Get the phone back from Dad
before he gets me killed.
320
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:31,897
Hey, guys.
321
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,933
Look it, I was
just thinking.
322
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,201
Um, you know,
it doesn't seem fair.
323
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,704
I'm naked all the time.
324
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:42,007
And, you know, I thought maybe
we could open this up
325
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,144
to people who don't get
the chance, like Davis.
326
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,579
Have you seen his photos?
327
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,481
Yes.
328
00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:51,383
And that Christmas card.
329
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,854
You're not backing
out, are ya?
330
00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:57,122
No.
331
00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:59,458
Because we booked a
photographer for tomorrow
332
00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:01,593
and he's taking pictures
of ya here.
333
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,429
Amazing. Amazing.
334
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:08,634
Ooo, you know, tomorrow
not a good naked day for me.
335
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:11,337
I-I'm frying a
lot of bacon. And--
336
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:14,707
You're not nervous about being
scantily clad, are you?
337
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,910
Scantily clad?
What are ya, 70?
338
00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:21,347
74. But that's sweet
of you to say.
339
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:27,052
All right, everybody,
let's spin.
340
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,154
This teacher's way
harder than Hank.
341
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:32,725
And I want you to spin way
harder than you did with Hank.
342
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:36,195
You should be happy.
You made Hank quit.
343
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,663
Hey, over there.
344
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,665
Ten extra minutes
for talking.
345
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,200
Dang.
346
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:43,369
Do I have to
do it as well?
347
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:44,937
No.
348
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:48,240
You can do 20 for not
raising your hand.
349
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:50,376
Ooo-ooo-ooo.
350
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,179
I've got a problem.
351
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,015
Can't keep your
pants on. I heard.
352
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:59,785
There is a photographer
waiting next door to take
a photo of me naked.
353
00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:02,521
You gotta help me.
Is your zipper stuck?
354
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,723
Don't haul me into your
crazy orgies. Sinner.
355
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,392
Oh, come on, Brent.
356
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:10,863
Look it, I am not into whole
naked calendar thing. Okay?
357
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:12,398
I can't do it.
358
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:13,899
So don't.
359
00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,401
I promised your mom.
360
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:16,902
Aw, she won't care.
361
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,405
She's surprised you
made it this far.
362
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:20,906
She is?
363
00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:23,242
Sorry, but you're not
exactly a free spirit.
364
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,010
We know you better than that.
365
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,745
Really?
366
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:29,448
Yeah. Now, uh, just hang on.
367
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:32,217
I have to press this
page button for second.
368
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:38,924
Hey!
369
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:47,266
So all this time you knew
I was uncomfortable
370
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:48,934
with the whole calendar thing?
371
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:51,303
I've kinda got to
know ya over the years.
372
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:54,573
Oh, that is so sweet.
373
00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:58,277
You know the kind of person I am
and you're okay with it.
374
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,546
Um, yeah.
375
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,782
In fact, you know what?
I think I can do this.
376
00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:05,284
Lacey, uh, you
don't have to.,
377
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,286
Nah, nah. It's okay.
378
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:10,456
I feel at home now. Watch me.
379
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,373
Wow, this-this
isn't so bad.
380
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:31,343
It's actually
kinda liberating.
381
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,479
I couldn't get
the photographer.
382
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:35,047
What?
383
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:38,784
Well, who's that guy?
384
00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:40,385
I've got no idea.
385
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,788
Can I get a coffee to go?
386
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:58,370
Hey, Brent, I got
the phone back.
387
00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:00,806
Oh, yeah, and Lacey's
naked over here.
388
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:04,076
Yeah, everything.
389
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:09,648
Hey, Hank.
390
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:12,117
Listen, I'm sorry
I made you quit.
391
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,821
You know, it's funny.
392
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,857
I was the teacher, but
in the end you ended up
393
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,826
teachin' me somethin'
about myself.
394
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:23,228
What's that?
395
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:26,798
Well, that people see us
as they wanna see us,
396
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:30,602
in the simplest terms,
most convenient definitions.
397
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:34,740
But what we've found is
that each one of us is a brain,
398
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,777
an athlete,
a basket case.
399
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,712
Isn't that from
The Breakfast Club?
400
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,049
Yeah, I rented it last
night. Great movie.
401
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,153
See ya around, kiddo.
402
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:54,426
Don't you forget about me.
403
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,395
I get it.
404
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,975
that job, anyway?
405
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:11,710
You know, everyone
asks me that.
406
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:14,580
And let me tell ya.
It's quite the story.
407
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:21,086
Wow. That is quite a story.
408
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:24,523
Yeah. And to think it
all started with a
tornado and a cat.
409
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:27,526
Is this the story about how Hank
became the spinning instructor?
410
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,760
Yeah.
411
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:30,529
How'd you get
that job, anyway?
412
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,931
You haven't heard this?
No.
413
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:39,438
I was at home watchin' a TV show
about a tornado and a cat,
414
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,974
when they called me
up and asked
415
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:45,210
if I wanted to be a
spinning instructor.
416
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,945
Wow.
417
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,648
Yeah. I mean you can't
make this stuff up.
418
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:51,450
So you can hear me okay?
419
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,051
Yeah, it's clear.
420
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,653
Is that a cordless?
421
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,488
It works anywhere
in Corner Gas,
422
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,323
if that's what you mean.
423
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:01,026
The best part is, it's
completely idiot proof.
424
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:03,462
I'm just gettin'
in the car now.
425
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,230
Yeah.
426
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:22,381
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