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Well, what do you think?
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Nice.
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A vintage 1972 Jenson.
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I thought it was a
table hockey game.
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Oh, yeah.
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You're right.
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Do you play?
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A little.
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Oh.
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Well, here, then.
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Let me show you
how it's done.
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Yeah! Ten to nothin'!
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Whoo.
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Thanks for showin' me
how it's done.
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Wow.
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Am I ever a good teacher.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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What do you guys know
about the DRYWA?
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It's the Dog River Youngish
Women Association.
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Right.
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They broke away from
the Dog River Y.
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Why?
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I mean why did
they break away?
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Oh, something about
yoga being a sin.
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Well, it is pretty sexy.
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So are you thinkin' of joinin'
that, uh, D... D-R-Y...
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D-A... W...
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Yes.
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And if I join, I can
nominate someone
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as a distinguished woman.
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What's their definition
of distinguished?
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A woman who was on fire
and they put her out.
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It's a woman who has
distinguished herself.
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Oh, that's even harder.
By helping the community.
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I'm thinking of joining so
I can nominate someone.
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That's just a scam
to get new members.
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It is not. You have
to be a member--
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Scam.
Brent?
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I'm with the guy
who thinks we have
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a fire distinguisher
in the hallway.
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Even though it's the 21st
century, I hate to tell you,
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it's a man's world and women
have to stick together,
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and it's not a scam.
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And you have to stop thinking of
women only in traditional roles.
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You're right.
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Could you get me
some more coffee?
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Sure.
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Here's the coffee maker
that you, as a member,
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would have access to.
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And we have a calendar that
our members can look at.
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Don't write on it.
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This is very impressive.
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I'd like to join.
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Well, that's great, Lacey.
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And I would like to nominate
someone for your award.
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Fantastic.
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You know, a lot of people
nominate someone frivolously.
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We don't truck
with that here.
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That's why we broke away
from the Y, that and yoga.
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Well, the person I'm thinking
of has done a lot
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for the community, so.
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And you can't
nominate yourself.
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Of course not.
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DRYWA.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Aaah! Aaah!
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Man, that was unbelievable.
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I mean you wouldn't be able
to beat Brent, but--
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I don't know.
She's pretty good.
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Yeah. But I mean Brent's
the best. You know?
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When it comes to table hockey,
he's King of the Knobs.
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That's pretty high praise,
considering the source.
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And they have a calendar.
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But you can't write on it,
which seemed fair.
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Is there a coffee maker?
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Now I just need to find
someone to nominate as a
distinguished woman.
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Oh, good luck finding
a distinguished woman
in Dog River.
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They're all a buncha
stuck-up snobs.
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Shame on you.
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This town has a lot of
thoughtful, caring women.
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Stop pawin' the candy,
ya little pukes.
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No jaywalking.
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Hi. I'm taking donations
for the--
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There. All better.
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You can't nominate
yourself, remember?
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Oh, right.
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Excuse me?
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My tie's caught
in the door.
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I'll go with Emma.
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She's the worst of the bunch.
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Hey.
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Karen just crushed me
at table hockey.
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I didn't know she played.
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Yeah. And she called you a knob.
You gotta go take her out.
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I'll show that stuck-up cop
who's a knob.
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Mm-hmm.
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So, uh, ahem,
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why would Lacey
join the DRYWA?
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Oh, she wants to
nominate somebody
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for the Distinguished Woman
of Honour Award thing.
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Did, uh, my name come up?
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No.
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Why not?
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Oh, well, you're too...
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Young?
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All right.
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Well, that was easier than
I thought it would be.
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So you won the game?
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No. I meant walkin' here
from the Cop Shop.
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I thought it was further.
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Karen stomped me
at table hockey.
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Karen plays table hockey?
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Cool.
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I'm gonna go over there and give
her an old school shelackin'.
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And if I see your dignity
in the ditch,
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I'll pick it up for ya.
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Oh!
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And I win again.
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Wow, you're--
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Really good at table hockey
and should play Brent?
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So, do you have
someone to nominate?
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Yes, I do.
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Emma Leroy.
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Emma?
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What's she done
for the community?
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Uh...
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I would hate to see you nominate
someone without reason.
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That's a debacle from which few
youngish women recover.
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It is all gonna work out.
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You'll see, when you get the
nomination, she has done lots.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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What have you done for
the community lately?
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Pardon?
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Well, you know, what have you
done for the community,
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Oh.
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What about "How's the weather?"
or "How's your health?"
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Sorry. How are you feelin'?
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Good. Can't complain.
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Okay. And what have you
done for the community?
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So Karen won.
She must be okay.
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She has a different style
of game, very disciplined.
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I just dump it into the corners.
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She passes. It's amazing.
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Your way's the old-fashioned
way. You're outta touch.
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She's the best in Dog River.
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Could be.
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She's not the best.
Brent's the best.
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You better be prepared to put
your money where your mouth is,
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where your Karen is,
put Karen where your mouth is.
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It doesn't really matter.
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Oh, big talk, tough guy.
Karen's gonna destroy you.
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Destroy him?
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That's a little dramatic,
don't ya think?
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It just kinda slipped out.
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You scared now?
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No. I'll play.
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Brent will destroy you.
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He's a terrifying
table hockey monster.
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Hey, look.
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These little guys
got moustaches.
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a best of seven series,
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four games at
the Police Station,
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four games at
Oscar and Emma's.
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That's eight.
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Fine. You want eight
games, you're on.
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LACEY:
Have you guys
ever noticed
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how many great things
Emma does around here?
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Since when?
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Around town. You know?
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Has she... ever done anything
that-that really stood out?
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Well, she does have
that red jacket.
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That's true, she does
have that jacket.
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Looks pretty sharp.
And warm.
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Great. Thanks for your help.
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What are you doin'?
Checkin' my pulse.
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Duh? It's on your wrist.
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So, uh, trainin'
for the big match?
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Well, I run normally,
but I guess it could help.
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You're like a machine.
How far do you run?
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Down to the thing.
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It's like a science
with you.
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Mm-hmm.
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Whoa.
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I've just seen the new face
of table hockey.
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Why not the best of seven?
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It's a Davis math issue.
Don't worry. We'll crush 'em.
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How's the training goin'?
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What are you doin'?
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I'm gonna tape this series
for posterity.
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It's gonna be big.
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That's a state-of-the-art
camera you got there.
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VHS, baby.
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What? This is you preparing?
'Cause Karen was joggin'.
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Jogging?
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She's good. She doesn't know
where her pulse is, but--
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Karen's jogging.
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What are you doing?
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I hadn't thought about it.
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I'm pretty sure
it won't be jogging.
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STOMPIN' TOM:
♪ Hello, out there,
we're on the air ♪
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♪ It's Hockey Night tonight ♪
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♪ The tension grows... ♪
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Wow. A lotta people
showed up.
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It's our national pastime.
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Well, a miniature version
of our national pastime.
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So you've trained pretty hard.
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I heard you been joggin'.
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I heard you been drinkin'.
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Well, I don't want to brag.
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Okay, people, there's too
many of you down here.
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You'll have
to clear out.
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You're throwin'
my boy off his game.
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I could run a cable from this
up to the TV upstairs.
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They can watch up there
and I could stay down here
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and shoot it.
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That's a great idea,
aside from you staying.
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Thanks.
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So, you're nominating Emma
because she's a nice lady
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and she has a red jacket.
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And you'll notice
that's my own printing.
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I have very neat printing.
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I hope this isn't
a joke nomination.
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Because I went to
the wall for you.
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There was talk of you
being allowed to write
Oh.
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No. No, it's-it's just
that Emma has done so much,
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that I'm, um, I'm putting it
all on a separate sheet.
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In fact, today, uh, Emma's
doing Meals and Wheels.
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Isn't that
Meals on Wheels?
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Uh-huh.
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You ready?
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Yeah, now that Hank
put his shirt back on.
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Why? There's always a streaker.
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Just drop the puck.
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Why is this in black and white?
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It's Hank.
It wasn't Hank.
I hooked it up.
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And it doesn't work right? Hmm.
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Now my whole world
makes no sense.
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I'll get it.
246
00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,712
I'm trying to watch
the hockey game.
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But I signed us up
for Meals and Wheels.
What?
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It'll be fun.
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I've got the meals
and the wheels.
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This is for the community.
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You can't coast on
that jacket forever.
Jacket?
252
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Those sandwiches
look good.
253
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This isn't what
I had in mind.
254
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Oh. Is that roast beef?
255
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Hah! You lose!
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I'm just lulling ya...
into a false...
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I gotta lie down.
258
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,654
You-you beat Brent.
259
00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:03,756
You're Queen of the Knobs.
260
00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:06,425
Please don't call me that.
261
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:10,663
Yeah, Brent came out strong,
but faded at the end.
262
00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:13,866
He's got to intensify
his training.
263
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,936
Hey, Brent, you think you
should be here drinkin'?
264
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,105
Where should I be drinkin',
at the playground?
265
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:21,307
Oh, fine, play
it your way.
266
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:27,113
Hey, Brent, do you think
you should be here drinking?
267
00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:28,814
This is the worst
intervention ever.
268
00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,816
You should be
at home resting.
269
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,818
What are you, my mother?
270
00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:35,087
You should be
at home resting.
271
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,823
What are ya, my
annoying employee?
272
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:43,329
I'm gonna have a coffee,
if that's okay.
273
00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:45,364
I'll say this for
your training regime.
274
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,133
You keep up your
fluid intake.
275
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,902
I guess you have to wash
down the jelly doughnut.
276
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,904
It's Bavarian Cream.
277
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,440
Bavarians are very good
at hockey.
278
00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,544
WANDA:
And there goes Karen jogging.
279
00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:00,112
Yeah, yeah.
280
00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:03,149
Oh. And there's Hank running
right behind her.
281
00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:05,151
What is that about?
282
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,555
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
283
00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:11,423
What are ya doin'?
284
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,693
I used to really admire you
and your way of life
285
00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:17,429
and I kinda modelled
myself after you.
286
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:21,367
But now, I'm gonna live
my life like Karen.
287
00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:30,709
I have to win now,
for Hank.
288
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,711
Maybe you should catch
your breath first.
289
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:34,480
Yeah.
290
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,690
Caught it yet?
291
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:49,161
STOMPIN' TOM:
Second period
292
00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:52,064
♪ We're on the air,
it's Hockey Night tonight ♪
293
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,233
♪ The tension grows,
the whistle blows ♪
294
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,435
♪ and puck goes on the ice ♪
295
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,572
♪ The goalie jumps
and the players bump ♪
296
00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:01,907
♪ and the fans
all go insane... ♪
297
00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:03,542
That's my boy.
298
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:06,412
Sadly, yes.
299
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,949
Just a burger to go.
300
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,817
Where is everybody?
301
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:13,619
Table Hockey Summit Series.
302
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:16,655
Wow, that is really popular,
for just a table hockey game.
303
00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:19,658
It's not just a game.
It's a way of life.
304
00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:23,295
Think of those little
metal kids growing up
on little metal farms.
305
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:28,300
Emma should charge admission
and donate the money to charity.
306
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:29,468
What charity?
307
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,437
I don't know. Who cares?
308
00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:34,039
Your heart's in
the right place.
309
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,475
♪ Oh, the good old
hockey game ♪
310
00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:38,944
♪ is the best game
you can name ♪
311
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,613
♪ and the best game... ♪
312
00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:42,414
We should take donations
for charity.
313
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:44,216
Not now.
Watching hockey.
314
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,051
Okay. I'll be
by the door.
315
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,087
Do you have
Hockey.
316
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,223
♪ ...first thing up and
they're down across the line ♪
317
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,559
♪ They storm the crease
like bumblebees ♪
318
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:55,794
♪ They travel like
a burning flame ♪
319
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,230
♪ We see them slide,
the puck inside ♪
320
00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:00,599
♪ It's a one-one hockey game ♪
321
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,435
A tie? What do they mean
the game's a tie.
322
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:06,472
That would never happen
in a real hockey series.
323
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:11,110
♪ Oh, the good old hockey game
is the best game you can name ♪
324
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:14,580
♪ and the best game... ♪
325
00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:17,616
Emma, your son's
an embarrassment.
326
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,586
He's your son too.
Yeah, sadly, yes.
327
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:22,655
So, Brent, can you
understand why, uh,
328
00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,490
people are disappointed?
329
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:27,693
Look, I'm just out here--
well, down here-- tryin'--
330
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,628
hell, I'm tryin' my best.
331
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,497
And for people to boo,
332
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:34,366
I mean I'm disheartened
and disillusioned.
333
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,136
And let's face facts.
Karen is a good player.
334
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:40,606
And that's not to say I'm
not out here givin' my 150%.
335
00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:42,541
But to boo?
336
00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:47,546
What are you doing?
337
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,848
You don't boo Brent
in my house.
338
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,317
OSCAR:
Boo!
339
00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:52,851
Boo!
340
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,820
Yeah, you heard her.
341
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:57,022
Everyone out.
342
00:15:57,589 --> 00:16:00,859
But look. Look how much money
you've raised.
343
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:03,195
I don't care about
some dumb charity.
344
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,364
Everyone out.
345
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:08,500
Mm.
346
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,681
Just watch the
game, jackass.
347
00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:24,550
♪ ...on the one
gigantic screen ♪
348
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:27,219
♪ The puck is in.
The home team wins ♪
349
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,188
♪ The good old hockey game ♪
350
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:33,726
♪ Oh, the good old hockey game
is the best game you can name ♪
351
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:37,296
♪ and the best game you can
name is the good old... ♪
352
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,832
Hey, one of your players
is on the ice.
353
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:41,834
Oh, that's Esposito.
354
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,003
He fell down.
That's embarrassing.
355
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:48,540
♪ Oh, the good old hockey game
is the best game you can name ♪
356
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,110
♪ and the best game
you can name ♪
357
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:53,312
♪ is the good old
hockey game ♪
358
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:58,317
♪ Oh, the good old hockey game
is the best game you can name ♪
359
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,220
♪ and the best game
you can name ♪
360
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:04,656
♪ is the good old
hockey game ♪♪
361
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:10,129
Why would I want to
come with you
362
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:13,565
to the Dog River Youngish
Women's Association?
363
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:15,267
You're being honoured.
364
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:18,570
I didn't tell you because it
was supposed to be a surprise.
365
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,072
Why me?
366
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:23,208
I thought you were
unappreciated.
367
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,577
Wow. When's the ceremony?
368
00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:27,112
Tomorrow.
369
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,982
But that's when Brent and
Karen play the final game.
370
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,084
Oh, but you
deserve this, Emma.
371
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:35,821
This is about women coming
together, honouring each other,
372
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:40,092
celebrating what it is
that keeps our womanness.
373
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,062
I'll give ya a
hundred bucks.
374
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,663
All righty then.
375
00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:50,702
Welcome all potentially
distinguished women.
376
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,106
I appreciate each and every one
of you being here today.
377
00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:55,607
I wish I'd know sooner.
378
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:57,676
I would have bought a dress.
379
00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:01,213
Oh, I know. It's such
short notice for me too.
380
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,882
Is that a price tag?
381
00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:11,490
If this game ends in a tie,
then the series will be tied.
382
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:15,461
We'll have scored more goals
and I'll be claiming victory.
383
00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:17,729
You'll be claimin'
dental surgery.
384
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,634
This award is...
385
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:26,405
You know, before this, I never
really felt unappreciated.
386
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,608
Because I guess you don't
feel how appreciated you are
387
00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:33,011
until you get recognized
for your unappreciation.
388
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:35,614
Oh, okay. Well, you don't
have to thank me,
389
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,516
if that's what
you were doing.
390
00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:41,753
However, I am pleased
to award this to...
391
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,789
Lacey Burrows.
392
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:44,990
Oh.
393
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:52,397
Wow.
394
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:55,300
♪ Oh, the good old
hockey game... ♪
395
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:56,335
What?
396
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,670
Davis is claiming
a win if you tie!
397
00:18:58,737 --> 00:18:59,972
So?
398
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:03,175
Take her down! Is there a real
hockey stick around here?
399
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,676
Slash her shins!
400
00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:06,178
Okay, let's go.
401
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,746
No, no, no!
402
00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:13,185
That's not wholesome
family entertainment.
403
00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,187
Congratulations, Lacey.
404
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,855
Thanks.
405
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,690
I'm sorry
406
00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:21,760
for dragging you out when the
big game's on and everything.
407
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:23,795
But look on the
bright side.
408
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,297
I won.
409
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,100
I won. They picked me.
410
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,302
And this dress
looks so great.
411
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,772
My price just went up to 150.
412
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:39,444
All right,
let's finish this.
413
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:05,304
Yah-hah-haa-ha!
414
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:06,805
Henderson!
415
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:12,044
Henderson!
416
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,246
Ya did it!
417
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,715
That's my boy!
418
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:20,252
Wow. I've never
heard that before.
419
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:22,754
It's-it's kinda creepy.
420
00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:38,470
Yeah. It reminds me
of something,
421
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,139
but I don't know what.
422
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:44,643
Yeah. That'll go down
in Dog River history.
423
00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:48,580
They'll be talkin' about it
30 years from now.
424
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,182
Aw, go on.
425
00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,117
It was nothin'.
426
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:58,957
Tell us, again, about
the time you won
427
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,293
the Table Hockey Series.
428
00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:02,728
That was weeks ago, kid.
429
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:06,164
Can't you see I got a
costume party to go to.
430
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,233
Come on, man, let's go.
431
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,702
What kinda costume is
that supposed to be.
432
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,838
Old guy.
433
00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:16,842
Closed Captioning by
434
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,144
Vertical Sync
Closed Captioning Services Inc.
435
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:23,849
www.verticalsync.com
436
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:35,627
♪ I don't know
I just don't know ♪
437
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:44,169
♪ It's a great big place ♪
438
00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:48,206
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
439
00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:50,542
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
440
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:53,845
♪ I don't know
Yes you do ♪
441
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:58,550
♪ You just won't admit it ♪
442
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:03,522
Want to have a gas online?
Visit us at cornergas.com
443
00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:06,558
♪ I don't know ♪
444
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:10,195
♪ I just don't know ♪♪
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