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Too long for what?
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No, I mean
just in general.
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It feels all wuffy and
scraggeldy. Know what I mean?
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Do either of those words
meaning thinning?
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Not on top. At the sides
and around the back.
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I can feel it touching
my ears and neck.
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Uhaaa-aw-aah, it just
touched my neck.
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I could cut it for you.
You could?
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Sure. I cut Davis's hair.
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When do you ever
cut my hair?
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You take a lotta naps.
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I guess it would be okay.
Mom usually cuts my hair.
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Does she cut your
meat for you too?
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No.
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Sometimes.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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How's your lunch?
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It's good.
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Any reason why ya shouldn't
pay for your lunch?
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Why wouldn't I pay for it?
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Oh, I don't know,
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maybe because I paid you $100
to stain the deck out there,
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so I expected you to do it,
but you didn't.
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I'll do it.
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I never should have given
you money up front.
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If you hadn't, I couldn't have
paid for this sandwich, could I?
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Then you'd be complainin'
about that.
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When are you going
to stain my deck?
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My back's been actin' up.
I'll-I'll do it soon.
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Hank-soon or the
rest-of-the-world soon?
I can't wait ten years.
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Like I'm gonna make
you wait ten years.
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Five years?
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Well, maybe less.
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It sounds like a tank.
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Is there something
wrong with the engine?
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The engine's fine.
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Did you replace our old engine
with the engine from a tank?
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Because you what
it sounds like?
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I heard you
the first time.
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A tank.
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There it is, a hole
in the muffler.
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Musta happened when we hit that
porcupine on the highway.
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Porcupine.
That was two years ago.
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Well, it still
seems fresh to me.
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You don't get over
something like that.
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What's going on?
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I'm getting a little
trim from Karen.
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I mean Karen's
cutting my hair.
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My hair was kind of
scuffy and beshaggled.
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There isn't really
much to work with,
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but I think it's lookin'
pretty good. You think?
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It looks like a haircut,
I-I suppose.
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Let's go, Oscar.
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You were all fired up to get
raisins the whole ride home.
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"Don't forget to get raisins,"
every two minutes.
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So get back in here and--
Now!
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We'll get raisins later.
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Wanda. Weigh in on something.
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Hank and I are having
a disagreement.
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He's wrong, you're right.
Is my sandwich ready?
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I'm serious. I want your
honest, impartial opinion.
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All right. I'll be
completely impartial.
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I'll listen to you
and Dinglenuts.
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D-Dinglenuts?
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Okay, I paid Dingle--Hank,
$100 to stain the deck.
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Really? Cause it looks lousy.
Nice work, Dinglehank.
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This is my point.
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I paid him to do a job
and he didn't do it.
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So, should I get
my money back?
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When was he supposed
to be done the job?
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Well, by now, for sure.
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But what was the actual date and
the terms of the agreement?
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There were no terms.
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Heh, heh, now, who's
the dingle, huh?
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You mean to say that you
didn't stipulate finite terms,
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establish clear, unambiguous
points of chronology,
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duties, and
ultimately remuneration?
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Nope, none of those words.
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I just want him to rub stain
on my deck, with a rag.
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Well, I hate to
say it, Lacey.
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But in this particular case,
you're the dingle.
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Heh, heh, heh.
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Hey, hey, ooo, whoa.
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You gotta fix that muffler.
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What?
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It's too loud.
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You can't drive
around in that thing.
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Can't hear ya.
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Your dad's gotta get
that muffler fixed.
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What?
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I can't hear ya
over Dad's muffler.
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You should say something
to him about that.
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Hear me out.
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Good idea.
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Frighten the chick
with the hammer.
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She already heard ya
and said you were crazy.
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Look, I'll stain the deck
as soon as I can,
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and when the good deck stainin'
weather gets here.
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I want an appeal.
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You are aware that this isn't
an actual court of law?
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Well, you're the closest
thing we have.
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You're as smart as
that judge lady on TV.
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Well, I don't know
about that.
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Don't try and
butter her up.
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She already told you, you
don't have the infinity things
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with the triggers
on it or nothin'.
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Well, I suppose I'm no
less smart than her.
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Or the chrononomy clause
with the renumering.
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Do you understand English?
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I don't know. Try speaking some.
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Silence!
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I mean, order.
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Lacey, you have your appeal.
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Thank you, Your Honour.
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I'm not a judge.
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But in Canada it's "My Lord."
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BRENT:
It was rubbin' on
my neck at the back
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and gettin' too long
on the sides.
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It was all bescuffied
and rumplish.
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But this looks good,
don't ya think?
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It looks, ah, slick.
Maybe not slick, but sleek.
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I feel sleeker.
Do I look faster?
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Well, I'll let
you guys eat.
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Who was that?
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Who is it?
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DAVIS:
Police.
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Tell 'em I'm not home.
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If you aren't here, then
how did you say, "Who is it?"
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Nice.
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Next time put a bullhorn
in my face.
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Does he really think he can
yell, "Who is it?" and take off?
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How do I knowhat's rattling
around in his head, Officer?
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He can't drive around
makin' that much noise.
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You really do have to
get your muffler fixed.
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The car's in Oscar's name.
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I don't have to do anything .
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LACEY:
I see your point
about the terms
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and-and-and the agreement.
But consider this.
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Do you have a receipt?
A what?
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R-E-ceipt.
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Did you obtain a written
receipt for the money
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you alleged to have paid Hank?
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You think I'm lying?
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I'll turn him upside down now
and shake the cash out of him.
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Do-do you see what
I'm dealing with?
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The-the-the-this is threats,
it's-it's-it's harassment.
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Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup!
You will get your turn, sir.
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Unconstitutional.
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Bup-bup-bup-bup,
bup, bup, bup, bup.
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How often do you watch
that judge lady?
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Zip it.
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Wait a second. Did you just
tell me to zip it?
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The Court finds
insufficient evidence
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to overturn the
previous ruling.
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Dismissed.
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Whooo!!
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Ha, ha, ha, ha! Freedom, Baby!
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This is the first day
of the rest of my life!
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That's a cute top.
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Your car, it-it's loud.
It's cool.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Yeah, it's cool.
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Do you get the feeling
Emma's mad at me?
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Then you should
apologize to her.
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For what? I don't even know
what I did.
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Well, it musta
been pretty bad.
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Why are you taking her side?
I'm your partner.
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Don't you think you should back
me up instead of some civilian?
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If you don't want to apologize
to Emma for screwin' her around,
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no skin off
Thank you.
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Wait.
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Why do you assume I
screwed her around?
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Well, she's not mad at me.
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Hey, Lacey, you know how
slow I used to look?
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I know Wanda never
went to law school
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and she's not a real judge,
so she can come down off
her high horse.
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Right.
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This haircut makes me
look faster, doesn't it?
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Is Hank trying
to make me angry
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or is he actually
gonna rip me off?
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Just say yes.
What?
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I said "Right" without knowin'
what you were talkin' about.
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Okay, fine. You look faster.
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You-you-you look like
a rocket covered
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in greased lightening
goin' downhill, okay?
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With the wind at my back?
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Can we talk about
my thing now?
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00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:14,854
Okay. But you're wrong
about Wanda.
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She did take some kinda
legal course in college.
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But she's not a judge, right,
like an actual real judge?
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No.
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Then I rest my case.
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Okay, you've won this round.
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But in my defence, I don't
know what we're talking about.
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I could easily drop
a big block in here.
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Oh, yeah. 440 four barrel.
Oh-ho, it'd be cherry.
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You ridin' a Thrush
muffler under there?
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A regular muffler
with a hole in it.
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Cherry.
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Why are you
hasslin' us, man?
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We're not doin' anything,
ya lousy copper.
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Copper?
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Well, what do ya
call 'em nowadays?
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That's just flat rude.
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00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:04,370
Show some respect,
you punks.
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I can see why you can't
fit staining my deck
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into your busy schedule.
214
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Your sarcasm's
not workin'.
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00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:13,746
Well, neither
are you.
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00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:17,216
The guy on TV said it's good
to put heat on your back.
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So I revved my truck
for 20 minutes,
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hopped up here,
and laid down on it.
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Yeah.
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What about the cold?
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I don't have a cold.
It's my back.
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When you have a sore back
you're supposed to alternate
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hot, then cold,
then hot, then cold.
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Huh.
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Do me a favour.
Go to your freezer--
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I don't think so.
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Is this the most recent
Hot Rodder ?
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Yep.
229
00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:46,212
Bull. It says July on it.
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Oh. Well, what are we in, April?
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August, ya jackass.
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00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:52,485
August? Really?
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I need current automotive
information, man.
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00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:57,957
Man? Geez, sorry I can't
help ya, Cheech.
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00:10:58,024 --> 00:10:59,625
Drop your cake mix,
Betty Crocker,
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and get me some new
car magazines.
237
00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,796
Just settle down, sir.
238
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,798
What seems to
be the problem?
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00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,299
What do you mean, "Sir"?
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00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:09,035
I don't have all day.
241
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:11,303
We can't all stand around
in the middle
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of the afternoon reading
the funny papers.
243
00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:14,407
I just came in.
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00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,776
I just wanted a proper,
current thing to read.
245
00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:20,079
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And have you
tried making sense?
246
00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:22,848
Me? He thinks it's April.
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00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:24,483
Bring me the magazine.
248
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,052
We're in August already and--
249
00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:28,254
Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup.
250
00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:30,823
I want to see
the magazine, sir.
251
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,291
Brent?
252
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,299
Ah. Well, this is a
July magazine, sir.
253
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:41,834
That's what I told him.
254
00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:43,302
I told you.
255
00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:45,171
I don't want to listen to
who told who what when
256
00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:47,339
and who did say what
to which one.
257
00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:48,874
What?
258
00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,177
You heard me, sir.
Look out the window.
259
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:53,512
Do you see the Empire
State Building?
260
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,714
No?
261
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,982
Just dirt and tractors?
262
00:11:57,016 --> 00:12:00,019
It must mean we live in
a small farming town.
263
00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:02,888
New magazines come to small
farming towns a week late.
264
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:06,859
Come in next Wednesday,
we'll have your August magazine
for you, sir.
265
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,095
Are you hopped up on somethin'?
266
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:11,530
I'm in recess.
267
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:15,101
Do you think I should go
over and talk to Emma,
268
00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:16,602
see what the problem is?
269
00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:20,005
That would be the classy move,
after what you did to her.
270
00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:22,174
I didn't do anything.
Stop saying that.
271
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:27,213
Oh, I got you now.
272
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,887
MAN:
Well, it looks like Old
Oscar Leroy's bitten off
273
00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:38,023
a little more than
he can chew.
274
00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,625
Didn't I tell you, Jake?
275
00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:42,061
No playing guitar
on the street.
276
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,563
Well, it looks like Old
Jake's got himself into
277
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,066
a bit of a pickle
with Officer Karen.
278
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,068
Go!
279
00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:04,850
Parachute didn't open?
280
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,253
I'm coolin' my back.
281
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,189
Ah, of course.
I feel like an idiot now.
282
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:13,058
I swiped a bag of frozen
peas from your freezer.
283
00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:16,028
Yeah. It's good for my back,
you know?
284
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:19,265
Heat, then cold, then heat,
then cold, and...
285
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,367
then heat...,
286
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,868
then cold.
287
00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:24,036
Then what?
288
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:25,204
Then heat.
289
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,573
Oh, I get it.
Well, good luck with that.
290
00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:29,108
Thanks.
291
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:31,210
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
292
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:33,813
Twisted disc or somethin'.
293
00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:35,347
Well, good luck with that.
294
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,749
Yeah.
295
00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:39,885
I feel bad, though, because I
told Lacey I'd stain her deck,
296
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:42,054
'cause I like to help
a lady out.
297
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:45,424
But, yeah, my
back's killin' me.
298
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:48,828
Hey! Oh, here's a thing.
299
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:50,563
I'll hire you to do it.
300
00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:52,231
Good luck with that.
301
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:55,534
No, no, I'm serious. From my
own pocket, cold hard cash.
302
00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,770
Cold, then hot,
then cold hard cash?
303
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,739
Yeah. Say, uh, 25 bucks?
304
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,043
Nice try. I talked to Lacey,
she told me the whole deal.
305
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:05,511
Did not.
306
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:07,947
Did not so. Said she
gave ya 200 bucks.
307
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,715
One hundred.
308
00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:12,518
Sometimes it's
too easy with you.
309
00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:15,321
Wanda, there you are.
310
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,723
I've been looking all
over town for you.
311
00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:20,159
This is the second place
you looked, isn't it?
312
00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:21,360
Yeah.
313
00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:24,396
The-the town needs
your judgment skills.
314
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:27,166
Oh, a legal matter, huh?
315
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,101
Civil or criminal?
316
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,603
Pie.
317
00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:32,872
Sure. Can Fitzy get
a piece of pie?
318
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:36,408
No, no. No.
It's a matter of pie.
319
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:39,245
Did you get the raisins?
320
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:41,280
Hi, Emma.
321
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,616
How did you get in here?
322
00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:46,285
I figured if I knocked,
you'd ask who it was
323
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,287
and you wouldn't
let me in.
324
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,788
Don't be silly.
325
00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:51,924
I get the feeling
you're mad at me.
326
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:53,092
Don't be foolish.
327
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,127
I think I might have
upset you somehow?
328
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:57,296
Don't be a thieving
conniving wench.
329
00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:58,797
Pardon?
330
00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:00,633
I mean silly.
331
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:02,301
What did I do?
332
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,870
I leave town
and the next thing I know
333
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,306
you're up to your elbows
in Brent's hair.
334
00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:09,108
So?
335
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:13,212
I've been cutting Brent's
hair since he was a baby.
336
00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:16,615
You know, he's not even
aware that it's something
337
00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:19,051
most people pay for.
338
00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:24,123
He thinks haircuts are just free
like sunshine or junk mail.
339
00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:26,158
He thinks it just happens.
340
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,994
Hmm. That's so sweet.
341
00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:31,997
It's kinda weird, when you
actually think about it.
342
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:34,233
It's a little weird, yeah.
343
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,801
Don't worry, Emma.
344
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:39,071
I won't ever cut
Brent's hair again.
345
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,507
I'm just glad
you've forgiven me.
346
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,843
Get your hand off me,
you backstabbing wench.
347
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,948
It's gonna take
a little time.
348
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,186
What the hell
are you doin'?
349
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,455
You can't just
take my ride.
350
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:59,191
I'm not taking your ride.
I'm taking your keys.
351
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:02,461
And you're not getting them
back until you take the car in
352
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,196
and get
the muffler fixed.
353
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:08,734
What a rip!
354
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:12,371
How can I take my car in
when I don't have my keys?
355
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,906
Fine.
356
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,375
But you have one week
to get that fixed.
357
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:19,211
Otherwise I do take your keys
and impound your ride.
358
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:21,380
When did you get
to be so square?
359
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:22,881
What?
360
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:24,483
Square, man, L-7.
361
00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:27,920
You used to be cool before
you had that badge.
362
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:32,024
I came here as a cop. You only
knew me when I was a cop.
363
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:34,460
L-7, Daddy-o, L-7.
364
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,663
You wanna race?
365
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,198
No.
366
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:42,901
No, I didn't say I was faster,
just said I looked faster,
367
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,471
just the illusion
of speed.
368
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,740
All right, then.
369
00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:50,242
Because I can
run serious fast.
370
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:56,815
That was more chilling
than it needed to be.
371
00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:59,385
I know what I'll do
about the legal thing.
372
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:00,919
Do you even listen to me?
373
00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:03,689
I think that guy was a
navy SEAL or something.
374
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:06,091
Next time Hank comes in
here for a sandwich
375
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:09,061
or a coffee, or anything,
I am gonna have a little
376
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,730
legal loophole for him
to try and crawl out of.
377
00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:13,465
Now who's the dingle?
378
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,967
What's a dingle?
379
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,036
I don't know, exactly.
380
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:19,038
But, uh, this time
it's not me.
381
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:30,416
I don't want you to be
mad at me anymore.
382
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:33,252
Well, freaking me out
isn't the way to do it.
383
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:36,155
I was thinking, I can't
wear my hair down at work,
384
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:38,123
so I need
some new up-dos.
385
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:40,292
I kinda only know
two different ones.
386
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:43,595
Really? Well, I know
lots of up-dos.
387
00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:45,297
Come inside.
This will be fun.
388
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:46,832
Like a slumber party.
389
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,935
Except you'll be gone
in 20 minutes.
390
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:55,140
I don't know if this is the best
forum for my keen legal mind.
391
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,876
You can't have a pie
contest without a judge.
392
00:17:57,976 --> 00:18:01,080
I mean, we tried last year.
There was a fist fight.
393
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,651
Ladies and Gentlemen, your
judge for today's event,
394
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:07,152
Wanda Dollard.
395
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,190
Thank you, Fitzy.
396
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:16,295
Okay, so I have no idea who is
entered into this contest,
397
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:20,099
so if you're in it,
just hop on up
398
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:23,001
and start chowin' down.
399
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,837
Chowing down?
400
00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:27,773
Yeah. I'll make sure they eat
all of one pie
401
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:29,374
before movin'
on to the next.
402
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,877
None of this two bites
and you're done crap.
403
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:33,812
It's not a pie eating
contest, Wanda.
404
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:35,013
What?
405
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,316
People bake pies,
you judge them,
406
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:39,017
the winner gets a blue ribbon.
407
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:40,552
And then what?
408
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:44,123
We all go down to the soda shop
and play with our hula-hoops?
409
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,024
Just start tasting the pies.
410
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,629
I can't.
411
00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,364
I hate pie.
412
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,533
You hate pie?
413
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:57,369
All pie, apple, cherry,
shepherd, you name it.
414
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,004
How can somebody hate pie?
415
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,506
It's just weird.
416
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:02,174
It's unnatural.
417
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:05,043
The pie woman's scaring me.
418
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:14,520
Oh, two dollars.
Why so cheap?
419
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,188
Look again, Hank.
420
00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:18,657
What? Two hundred dollars?
421
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,225
How do you figure that?
422
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,195
Read the fine print on
the menu, Smart Guy.
423
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:27,599
"Price is subject to change
without notice." What?
424
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:31,103
Nice and legal.
Now who's the dingle?
425
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,071
Yes!
426
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,606
Can she do this?
427
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,108
I don't know.
428
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,677
I just came to see
what a dingle was.
429
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,379
Mm-hmm?
430
00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:41,847
Yeah?
431
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,682
Oh, like a square.
432
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,085
Square!
433
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,588
Get that hole in
your muffler fixed.
434
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,823
A porcupine died for
that hole, Buddy Boy.
435
00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:54,293
Don't make this
about the porcupine.
436
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,428
What's the real reason?
437
00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:58,130
I dig the sound.
438
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,898
You "dig" it?
439
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,201
Now who's L-7?
440
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,436
You have one week.
441
00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:09,875
Ya wanna know what
they call coppers now?
442
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:14,980
I wouldn't be surprised if
I was a little faster now.
443
00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:18,517
Not a lot, you know, but a bit,
like less wind resistance.
444
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,719
Keep the change.
445
00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:27,726
The hair can make a big
difference, ya know?
446
00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,731
I think your mom's
still mad at me.
447
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:45,811
Oh, Hank, you're getting
mustard all over the deck.
448
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,980
Wipe it up
before it stains.
449
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,916
Legally speaking, that
constitutes staining the deck.
450
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:53,385
Technically, Hank,
your work here is done.
451
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:55,220
Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup.
452
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:58,690
How can you believe someone
that doesn't even like pie?
453
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:01,026
Oh, yeah, that's right.
I heard about that.
454
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:02,794
That's weird.
455
00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:06,765
JAKE:
Looks like Little Miss Wanda
just lost some credibility.
456
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:10,035
You're gonna lose some teeth
if you don't get outta here.
457
00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:14,006
Looks like it's time for
Old Jake to move on.
458
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,909
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465
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466
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