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Look at that view.
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You can see for miles.
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Yep. Not much to see,
but you can see it for miles.
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I'm just saying
it's panoramic.
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You got the fields,
you got the sky.
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Two things and
you're back to sky.
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All right, it's monoramic.
But it is peaceful.
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Yeah, I suppose.
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Big peaceful truck.
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Fat, peaceful guy getting
out of the truck.
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(honking)
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Well, I'm all
panorama-ed out.
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Yep.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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Look at that car. Huh?
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Can you imagine me
in one of those?
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Uh... no.
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I could imagine someone telling
you to stop leaning on theirs.
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I could save up
and buy a Lamborghini.
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You'd have to save
up to buy a linguini.
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You can't afford
that magazine.
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I shoulda said magazini.
Linguini, then magazini.
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That would have been great.
Can we do it again?
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No.
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If you wanna shoot
for the moon, go ahead.
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All I want is a sports car.
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Let's not get carried away
with the space travel.
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You'll never have a
Lamborghini, you weenie,
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because your brain
is teenie.
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The moment's gone.
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(disdainfully)
Truckers.
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Oh. You have a
No.
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But I've seen the
movie, Convoy .
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Always got their ears on,
goin' against the grain.
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They seem nice.
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We try to maintain the grain
and they just go against it.
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They tip well.
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They attract a bad element.
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Well, I'm not takin' any guff.
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This Smokey Bear
is takin' a stand.
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Smokey Bear?
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Yeah.
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Cops are Smokey Bears.
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You know, the movie, Convoy ?
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I got it on Beta,
if you wanna watch it.
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Hey, I heard
there's truckers.
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Ooh.
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I see what you mean
about the bad element.
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As chair of the Play Park
Fundraising Committee,
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I would like to thank you both
for volunteering.
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This is a sham.
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I should be Chair.
I've always been Chair.
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This year I'm Chair. They wanted
to shake things up a bit.
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I'm twice the Chair
that you are.
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I'm almost a couch.
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Okay, hey, let's not argue,
all right?
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We all got into this
because the play park
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needs a little TLC.
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In many ways it's not
a good play park.
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So, what's your big idea?
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I'm thinking raffle.
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Ugh, no, not a raffle.
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A raffle's terrible.
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You gotta guilt
people into buying tickets
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and scam them
with the old one for five,
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three for ten spiel,
and if they only buy one,
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it gets all weird
and uncomfortable.
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And it's messy,
people get hurt.
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Fine.
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Any other ideas?
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Come on, ideas, people,
anything ya got.
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Blue sky me.
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A raffle.
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We just killed that.
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Sorry, I panicked.
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Let's start brainstorming
and spitballing.
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We need ideas, people, ideas.
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Hey, Brent, I just joined
the Lamborghini Club.
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There's a bad idea.
That's a start.
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So, I haven't seen
you guys here before.
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Word came down
the trucker pipeline
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that this was a
great place to eat.
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Word only goes down
the pipeline.
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Oh.
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Well, fly it up the
flagpole for me, then.
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Ah, truckers,
modern day nomads.
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I love 'em.
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Uh, my name's, uh, Joe,
Tiny Joe.
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I'm Lacey, just Lacey.
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Truckers, I mean. Hate nomads.
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Rootless buggers.
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Do you know this guy?
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For the last time, I'm not
going to a Lamborghini barbeque.
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That was the first
time I asked ya.
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I'm trying
to jump to the end.
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It's not really
Brent's scene.
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Stuffy doctors and lawyers,
with money to burn.
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Nah, not Brent's
crowd at all.
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Successful people.
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Hey, I'm successful.
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The petroleum biz
is a hot sector.
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Ah, it'll just be
wall-to-wall
lonely rich people,
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most of them men,
many of them single.
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(honking)
Let's go!
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(honking)
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Why can't I have
a ride in your truck?
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Clint Eastwood had a
monkey in his truck.
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Real truckers don't have
monkeys, friend, not in the cab.
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They could be
transporting monkeys,
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but even that's a
little far-fetched.
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Just one ride.
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I'll be quiet,
quieter than a monkey.
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Only truckers and clients
allowed in the cab.
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Are you sayin' Clint Eastwood
worked for a monkey?
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How about this
for an idea?
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Jelly bean jar contest.
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So, people bring in their jelly
bean jars and we judge them?
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No. You get a jar, fill it
with jelly beans,
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people pay to guess,
winner gets a prize.
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Would that raise
enough money?
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The play park needs
a lot of work.
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In a lot of ways, it's not
a very good play park.
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Good point.
We have to think big.
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I got it!
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Big jar!
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Lots of jelly beans.
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Slow down. You're losing me.
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Why did you park
so far away?
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I don't want them
to see my truck.
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Why do them any
special favours?
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Get with it.
If I had a Lamborghini,
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I wouldn't be drivin'
around in a truck.
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Wait a minute.
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Are you saying that we're
supposed to own Lamborghinis?
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Okay, if you want to
soar with the eagles,
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ya gotta pretend to be one.
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So you're dragging me into
a potentially embarrassing
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web of lies.
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Relax, there'll be food.
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WANDA:
Oh. A surgeon, huh?
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Wow.
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Hmm, your, uh, wife
must be really proud.
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I'm divorced.
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Really?
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She took every cent I have.
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I was told there
would be food.
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So what do
Huh?
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Well, I,h...
a Lamborghini.
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Huh?
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Uh-huh. What kind?
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Hmm?
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Kind?
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Oh, it's, uh...
it's a car, you know?
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It's not the truck kind
with the-no, it's the--
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I parked it far away,
'cause it's my Lamborghini
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and, uh, I didn't, uh, bring--
I don't-I don't have one.
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I'd like to see ya
weasel outta this.
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Wanda's got one.
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Really?
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Nice weaselling.
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Business is booming.
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Word travels fast on
the trucker pipeline.
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It's all a ploy.
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A ploy?
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Oh, they're ploying somethin'.
I can smell it.
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They're not the only ones
with their ears on.
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I hired Tiny Joe to get
a ride in his truck.
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Tiny Joe.
The guy's not even tiny.
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Already ploys.
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Whatcha haulin'?
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Junk from
the basement.
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But the point is, I'm a client,
like Clint Eastwood's monkey.
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Actually, Clint Eastwood
rode with an orangutan.
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It's not a monkey,
it's an ape.
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Passing an ape off
as a monkey.
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You can't trust truckers.
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You're passing yourself
off as Smokey the Bear.
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That is a big jar.
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Yeah. It's hard to believe it
was once full of pickled eggs.
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Oh, right. Like you two have
never made a rash decision
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at a bulk food store.
188
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So how many are there?
What, jelly beans?
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No, jars.
190
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Well, there's only one.
191
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You're off to a good start.
I'll let you count these beans.
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Aren't you gonna help?
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It's for the kids.
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Wow.
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This is really nice.
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Is it yours?
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Couldn't be here
without one.
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Nothing lower than
a Lamborghini poser.
199
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So, uh, what do you drive?
200
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Oh, she doesn't want
to talk about her car.
201
00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:08,014
I mean, we didn't come
here to talk about cars.
202
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A 2005 Murcielago Roadster.
203
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,587
With the six-speed gear box
and the double bearing
transmission shaft?
204
00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:16,556
No. You're still
thinkin' Diablo.
205
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The Murcielago has a paddle
shift and triple bearing shafts.
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You're married?
Yeah.
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00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,563
Good luck with that.
208
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Hey, devilled eggs.
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KAREN:
This is tougher
than I thought.
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Sssh. Counting.
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My mind keeps wandering.
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334, 335...
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That'll be 8.50.
850, 851...
214
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No, no. You're on 335.
215
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No, I was on 850.
216
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No. I said 850.
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I thought you said 335.
218
00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:51,624
No, she said 335.
219
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How much are
the groceries?
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3.35
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(sighs)
222
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One, two, three...
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00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:05,671
Hey, Trucker.
224
00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:07,940
You know how fast
you were going?
225
00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,475
The speed limit?
226
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:14,013
That's right, the speed limit,
for ideal weather conditions.
227
00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:18,951
But the humidity is very high
today and the UV index is--
228
00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:22,655
Hey, I've never seen the inside
of one of these.
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00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:25,791
Is that the thing you pull
to make the horn go?
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Yeah.
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(honk)
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All right!
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TRUCKER:
I'm really not supposed
to let you drive.
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Let's see how fast we
can make this baby go.
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Take it easy.
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(honking)
237
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Sheesh, it's like a belt buckle
and ball cap convention in here.
238
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,651
Apparently I have
good eats, or grits,
239
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or somethin' like that.
240
00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:55,287
Word travels fast down
the trucker pipeline.
241
00:10:55,454 --> 00:10:57,156
Are they givin' you
any trouble?
242
00:10:57,189 --> 00:10:58,858
No, it's fun.
243
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I mean, sure, they're
a little slovenly,
244
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but they're nice people.
245
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:09,702
Did she just say
we were slovenly?
246
00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:12,371
Yeah. Pass it on.
247
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On the pipeline?
248
00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:15,975
Where else?
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187, 188, 189...
250
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,982
Are you eating them?
251
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,785
A few.
252
00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:29,021
What's 189 minus a few?
253
00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:32,191
We should just do a raffle.
254
00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:33,693
Too hard.
255
00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,194
It's not hard.
256
00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:37,329
Drop some tickets off
at the Senior Centre.
257
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,699
Old people will buy a
chance to win anything.
258
00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:42,101
It says here I could
win a jet ski.
259
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,703
I'm in!
260
00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:47,106
So, what number are we on?
Four.
261
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,175
Okay, why don't
we just estimate?
262
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,743
You can't estimate.
263
00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:54,046
You'll mess with the integrity
of the whole jelly bean contest.
264
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:57,016
Okay, uh, why don't we lie?
265
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,918
You mean just make up a number?
266
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,023
We lie to everyone, like the
way they faked the moon landing.
267
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,726
If anything, this should
be easier than that.
268
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:09,128
It is for the kids.
269
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,630
At least we could say
we're not estimating.
270
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,332
All right.
271
00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:17,703
Here's to our foray
into the dark side.
272
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,705
Ow, I hit a filling.
273
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,443
Heya, Lacey.
274
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,445
The Smokey Bear-Trucker feud
is over.
275
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,147
They finally took
their ears off.
276
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,749
(chuckles)
277
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,385
Hey, where is everybody?
278
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:37,223
Uh, some-somebody might
have said they were slovenly.
279
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,758
You used the S-word?
280
00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:41,327
The word spread pretty fast.
281
00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:45,397
The trucker pipeline,
it's a double-edged pipeline.
282
00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:51,103
I told you we could pull this
off if we thought positive.
283
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,772
We make a pretty good team.
284
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,607
I make a pretty good team.
285
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,576
You choke like Tennessee
Williams on a bottle cap.
286
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,882
Tennessee Williams choked
to death on a bottle cap.
287
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,151
Playwright.
288
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,820
Wrote Glass Menagerie .
289
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:12,424
I don't know whether it was
a bottle of pop or what, but--
290
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,794
Yep, pretty good team.
291
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,664
Hey, you're not
goin' already?
292
00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:20,633
We never got to
see the Roadster.
293
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,635
Ah, and that's
a heartbreaker.
294
00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:24,637
But, uh, well,
maybe next time.
295
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:27,406
That's a great idea.
We live in a small town.
296
00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:29,642
You can all come out
and see us.
297
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,311
I'd like tsee a small town.
Unless there's gravel.
298
00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:34,013
There's lotsa gravel.
299
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:36,649
You can take the highway.
I'll draw ya a map.,
300
00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:38,951
Ah! What a team.
301
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,955
See what happens when
you think positive?
302
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:45,658
Anyone have a bottle cap?
303
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:58,838
their own pipeline against them.
304
00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:01,073
What did you tell them?
305
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:04,944
That this place has the best
darn food on the prairies.
306
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:06,445
Aww.
307
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:13,619
Six weeks to live, huh?
308
00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:16,055
And she just wants
to be around truckers.
309
00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:18,324
Is that so much to ask?
310
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,195
Guess the jelly beans?
311
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,464
Yeah, enigmatic, isn't it?
312
00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:27,900
How many jelly beans
lurk within?
313
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:31,637
Venture a guess, if you
have what it takes.
314
00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:34,707
It takes $2.
315
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,343
Oh, what the hey.
It's for a good cause.
316
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:40,179
(crying)
317
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:43,449
In many various ways,
it's not a good play park.
318
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:46,051
Okay, here's my guess.
319
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,987
More than 20.
320
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:51,690
You have to be specific,
give an actual number.
321
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,660
But that's not
actually guessing.
322
00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:58,130
Okay, I give up.
323
00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:00,099
You voluntarily cleaned out
the basement.
324
00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:02,501
How is this gonna come back
to haunt me?
325
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:04,904
I'm gonna get a ride
in an 18 wheeler.
326
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,906
Tiny Joe's shippin'
this stuff for me.
327
00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:08,507
I see.
328
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,476
Best 200 bucks I ever spent.
329
00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:12,511
And there's the haunt.
330
00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:18,784
Don't tell me you're
still upset because
331
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,954
I told a buncha people about
a Lamborghini you don't have
332
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:25,124
and now they're all
comin' out here to see it?
333
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:28,928
Oh. Now that I've said that out
loud, it does sound kinda bad.
334
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,729
We should just go.
335
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:34,199
We should leave town and
not be here when they get here.
336
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:38,370
Could you forget I said "we"?
337
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:41,040
Look, don't worry.
338
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:43,075
I got a plan.
Check it out.
339
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,611
They come out here,
we shoot the breeze,
340
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:47,513
and then we show them
the Lamborghini.
341
00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,081
What Lamborghini?
342
00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:50,549
We get one.
343
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,184
How?
344
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:54,086
That's where you come in.
345
00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:58,123
So your plan relies heavily
on me having a plan?
346
00:15:58,223 --> 00:16:01,961
What? I worked it all out.
You gotta do one thing.
347
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:06,598
How ya doin', Sweetheart?
348
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,968
Oh, it's hoppin' today,
but I'm holdin' on.
349
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:12,571
You plan to keep on workin',
right up till the end?
350
00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:14,073
Mm-hmm.
351
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:15,774
Somebody's got to.
352
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,111
Oh, it's not that bad, really.
I can think of worse things.
353
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:20,579
What a trooper!
354
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,448
(sobs)
355
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,221
Any-hoo.
356
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,694
We're raising money for kids,
lying to everyone.
357
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,329
This plan has it all.
358
00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:39,765
Let's just keep our
mouths shut about the lying,
359
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,767
like we took an oath.
360
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,469
Sure, an oath.
361
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,371
Yeah, yeah, oath.
362
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,573
How many beans are
in that jar, anyway,
363
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,141
more than 1,000?
364
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:51,510
1,000? Way more than that.,
365
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:55,280
I bet that bean jar
has 700 beans in it.
366
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:57,016
Lower.
367
00:16:57,082 --> 00:17:00,019
Between 700 and 1,000.
368
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:03,122
But keep it quiet,
like you took an oath.
369
00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:07,359
MAN:
Corner Gas.
370
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:10,496
So you, uh, own
a chain of these?
371
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,465
I do own a chain, yes.
372
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,434
I've never seen one before.
373
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,136
Where are they?
374
00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:18,637
Oh,
(clears throat)
375
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,406
corners mostly.
376
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,207
(car approaching)
377
00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:23,809
HANK:
Whoo!
378
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,080
Ho-ho-ho, that
was awesome!
379
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:29,548
Man!
380
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:32,751
Finally, I get to ride
in one of these!
381
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:36,021
I mean, uh, I've ridden
in Wanda's before,
382
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,857
because she has one.
383
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,126
Where is your Roadster, anyway?
384
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:44,129
This is where
the plan kicks in.
385
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,065
What plan?
386
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:48,734
I was talkin' to her.
387
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,402
You don't have to take that.
388
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:52,071
Let's get him!
389
00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:56,141
A word to the wise.
390
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:58,077
There's more than 700.
391
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,779
More than 1,000.
I got the inside scoop.
392
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,085
I thought I had
a scoop too.
393
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,854
All right, you got your
entries filled out?
394
00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:12,191
What the hell kinda bean
contest are you running?
395
00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:17,930
Well, there it is,
Wanda's Lamborghini.
396
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,798
Now you saw it.
397
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:22,334
I'm going to go out
on a limb here
398
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,970
and say that's not
a Lamborghini.
399
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,506
You know, sometimes things
start innocently
400
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,708
and then they just spin
outta control and--
401
00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:31,710
Okay, you wanna see
a Lamborghini?
402
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,846
I'll show ya
a Lamborghini.
403
00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:40,085
Holy crap, a Lamborghini!
404
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:46,125
It just always impresses me
when I see it!
405
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,128
No. No, we didn't lie.
406
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,929
We were just operating
off an estimate.
407
00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:53,098
You can't estimate
in a bean contest.
408
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,900
Where's the integrity?
409
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:57,202
Emma, how could you
let this happen?
410
00:18:57,236 --> 00:19:00,139
Don't look at me.
She's the Chair.
411
00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:03,675
Yes, I was Chair.
412
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:06,378
But you wanted a job done
and we did it.
413
00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:08,714
And, yes, it was
dirty and ugly.
414
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:11,717
But that's how things get
done in the charity world.
415
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:14,219
You need people like us!
416
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:19,424
We want our money back.
417
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,160
What about the kids?
418
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:23,729
Think how decrepit that
play park is getting.
419
00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,300
They got tetherball.
420
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,835
Well, that's true.
421
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,937
I hate tetherball.
422
00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:34,439
I wish this would break.
423
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:36,942
All right, fine. Everybody
gets their money back.
424
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,947
I don't wanna be
Chair anymore.
425
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:45,651
And my last act as Chair
is to make you Chair.
426
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,287
What do we do now, Chair?
427
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,556
I have a plan.
428
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:53,759
It says here I can win a
big jar of jelelly bean.
429
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,294
I'm in!
430
00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:59,398
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
431
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:01,967
You guys are
leaving again?
432
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,436
Well, all these
fancy sports cars.
433
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:07,039
This-this place is
too upscale for us.
434
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,641
It's time to move on.
435
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:13,212
We feel terrible, being that
you're in a bad way and all.
436
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:15,247
How am I in a bad way?
437
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:17,316
My way is fine.
438
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,220
What is his deal?
439
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,322
You're an inspiration.
440
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,096
I don't like it.,
441
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,233
These sports car people,
they play jokes on us cops.
442
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,801
I've seen Cannonball Run .
443
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,670
Did you tell the truckers
I was in a bad way?
444
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,706
I don't think so.
445
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,508
I said you were dying.
446
00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:58,490
Outta the car, Showboat.
447
00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:05,163
God bless ya, Tiny Joe.
448
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,665
(honking)
449
00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:08,233
Come on.
450
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,003
Clint Eastwood didn't
keep his monkey waiting.
451
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,873
Actually, it was an orangutan.
452
00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:17,743
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456
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:35,193
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457
00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:42,567
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458
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:46,571
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
459
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:48,607
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
460
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:52,210
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461
00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:56,248
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