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Hey, Brent.
Wanna try somethin' new?
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Cool, little packages.
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It's like astronaut food.
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It's coffee flavour,
for your coffee.
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But coffee already tastes
like coffee, like a lot.
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No, it's not the
flavour of coffee.
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It's to flavour your coffee.
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You put it in your coffee for
a burst of authentic flavour.
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Irish Cream.
What's in Irish Cream anyway?
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It's booze.
There's booze in here?
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No.
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So it's fake?
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Yes.
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But authentic.
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I tried one.
I liked it.
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Kinda fruity.
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It's because it's jam, Oscar.
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How are things at NASA?
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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If the door's broken, you
should take care of it, Brent.
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I've been working
on it all morning.
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There.
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Way to throw yourself
at the problem.
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Well, I shoulda probably got
Wanda to make the sign, but I--
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You're an overachiever.
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Yeah. Well, I've been
at this a while.
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My sign allows the customer to
enter with complete safety.
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It's all about the customer.
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HeHey, what's th?
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Ooh!
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That doesn't count.
He's not a customer.
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Yeah, more of
victim, really.
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You wanna sue?
I'll be a witness.
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My sign isn't workin'.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
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Just fix the door.
It's a safety issue.
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Oh, here we go.
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Big Daddy Government makin' it
hard on the little guy.
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I like that.
I'm Big Daddy Government.
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Ah, it's quite a quandary.
Don't know what I'm gonna do.
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Hey, I've got an idea.
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Fix the door.
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Quandary solved.
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I can't put my business
on hold to fix a door.
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I've gotta keep the wheel
of commerce greased.
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You don't know how
to fix it, do ya?
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I could figure it out,
probably, eventually.
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Quandary's back.
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You should call my door guy.
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You have a door guy?
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Terry. Oh, he's great.
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He comes, he fixes the door.
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He's got a motto:
"I fix doors."
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I'm confused. What's he do?
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Oh, fine. Suit yourself.
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But as a business owner,
I find that if people
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can't get into your business,
it really cuts down on business.
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Yeah, it hurts that big
greasy commerce wheel.
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Well, I'm not hiring a guy.
I can do it myself.
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(Hank groaning)
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Ah! Geez, my leg,
it's so painful.
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Brent, you gotta buy me a
coffee for compensation.
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You got this Jerry
guy's number?
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You'll love it.
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Pulling up your roots,
travelling around.
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My dad had a great time.
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If it's so fun, how come
he's not doin' it now?
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He's dead.
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Did he die in the RV?
'Cause then I want a discount.
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Look, take it for a week. If
you don't like it, I'll give
you the money y back.
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Sounds good.
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Did he die in the RV or not?
Don't change the subject.
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Pay the man.
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Careful. Right through here.
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Oh, ow!
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Thanks.
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Oh, whoa, what's this?
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You know my rule against
bazookas in the gas station.
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It's my new telescope.
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Why do you need
a telescope?
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It makes far away
things seem closer.
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It's like a magic eye.
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Why do you need
a magic eye?
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Prokhop meteor shower.
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Every 12,000 years the
earth passes through the
Prokhop meteor cloud,
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creating hundreds of
noctilucent anomalies.
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Will they give off some kinda
ray, create a race of supermen?
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Unlikely.
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Interest waning.
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Look, this only happens
every 12,000 years
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and I'm not missing it.
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Can this meteor thing only be
viewed inside the gas station?
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I'm leaving it here because
my kid would wreck it.
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He'd tear it apart
before you could say Copernicus.
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Maybe not before I could,
but probably before I would.
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It stays here and
it stays safe.
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Hey, cool bazooka!
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You want to keep it
at the cop shop?
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Back it out,
nice and easy.
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It's good to get out
on the open road.
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(engine roars)
Whoa!
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It's a big thing, hey?
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Kinda clumsy.
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You sure you can handle this?
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No more smart talk, or
I'll turn this thing right now.
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OSCAR:
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoop,
whoop, whoop, whoop.
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Are you the door guy?
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That's right.
What seems to be the problem?
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It's the door.
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I'm the guy.
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Brent, be nice to Terry.
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I had to pull some strings.
There's a waiting list.
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He's just a door guy.
He's not Copernius .
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Who?
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Invented meteor clouds.
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I think you're
overreacting
about Hank.
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I'm being proactive.
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Over proacting, then.
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I don't think so.
Do you remember my birdbath?
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That was a pretty ugly
birdbath, though.
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Or my TV?
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Thanks for lending me this.
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The ugly birdbath
was in the way.
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Do you remember what
he did to my car?
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Thanks for
lending me this.
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Do birds even take baths?
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No, not in that thing.
It's pretty ugly.
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I can't believe you're lettin'
this guy fix your door for ya.
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It takes away
your masculinity.
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You've taped every episode
of The Powerpuff Girls.
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It's a good show.
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I'm missing three episodes.
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Oh, come on.
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Brent asking for help does not
take away from his masculinity.
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Yeah.
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It shows he's mature enough
to subordinate himself
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to another
more capable man.
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Where does that come from?
Who's subordinate?
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TERRY:
Yes, sir?
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Just as I thought.
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It's your door closer.
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Yeah, he's really good.
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He's a genius.
He's like Bacurnius .
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Who?
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He's big in space.
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Ah, great.
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Safe from curious
little fingers.
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Glad to help.
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Don't wanna help anymore,
but glad to help.
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Hey, awesome! A big tube!
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Actually, it's
a telescope.
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Hey, awesome!
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Thanks anyways.
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OSCAR:
It doesn't seem so big now.
This will be a breeze.
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Actually, this is
kind of intimidating.
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Let's go.
Put the pedal to the metal.
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Gimme a minute.
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Just hit the gas.
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(engine roars)
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Easy, easy! What's your hurry?
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Just let me do this!
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Fine.
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I'm gonna take a shower.
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LACEY:
Beautiful workmanship.
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The guy's an artist.
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Yeah? Well, art's expensive.
I could have done this myself.
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Please. You might
have broken a nail.
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I would have soldiered on.
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Get your car keys.
We're going to your place.
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That's your best pickup line?
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Try to fix my own door
and I get emasculated.
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Ouch. I told you
it was dangerous.
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Metaphorically.
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Ah.
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Well, this will be safe here.
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Shielded by the power of
my intense disinterest.
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HANK:
Hey, check it out, Brent.
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There's a table
that folds in there.
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I kid you not,
a folding table.
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I thought you were
headin' out of town.
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Change of plans.
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Plug us in.
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Unless you need to hire
a guy to do it for ya.
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He told me about the door hinge.
(scoffs)
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I'll manage.
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You sure?
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Sometimes it's worth a little
money to have a man around.
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It's your fault
he's like this.
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You two were always
playing with dolls.
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GI Joe's not a doll.
He was in the army.
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What army lets in
a guy with a beard?
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He was undercover.
It was the '70s.
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Ow!
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Want some help with
that door, Sweetie?
200
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This seems hard for people
to get their head around,
201
00:09:16,989 --> 00:09:18,691
but because the
door needs fixing.
202
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Yeah. But hiring a guy
takes away his respect.
203
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So?
204
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So... I don't get
much respect.
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The respect I do get is
Brent's extra respect,
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the crumbs off the table.
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You can't take that away.
It's my respect crumbs.
208
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But you've been making fun
of him more than anybody.
209
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That's because it's funny.
But I hate myself for it.
210
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The male ego is
a fragile thing.
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Yeah. It's like
a delicate flower,
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a rugged, delicate flower.
213
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So you'd rather get hit
in the bum by a door?
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That's just physical.
215
00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:04,770
You know, if you folks are lost,
there's maps inside.
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No. Here's good.
217
00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:08,274
What about my customers?
218
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Oh, they're not bothering us.
Family comes first.
219
00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:13,946
Are you saying you
want us to leave?
220
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No, no. I could never kick out
my own parents.
221
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,018
I want you to kick out
my parents.
222
00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:21,287
But they raised you
and gave you life.
223
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,290
Use your nightsticks if you
have to. Send a message.
224
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How do you live with yourself?
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(sighs)
226
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Can I borrow your nightstick?
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No.
228
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They did raise you.
229
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Yeah. And now
it's payback time.
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(door banging)
HANK:
Hey, Hank.
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Man! That thing's a menace.
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It's like the
portal of doom.
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Excuse the inconvenience
as we grow to serve you better.
234
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Hey, I want to see this
meteor shower thing.
235
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Why does the concept of a
shower suddenly interest you?
236
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Well, it's only
every 12,000 years.
237
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If I miss it now, I might
not get another chance.
238
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,357
Who knows how
long you'll live.
239
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If you eat right,
take your vitamins,
240
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stay outta my face.
241
00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:04,263
Come on, you owe me.
242
00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:06,999
I got injured while you
just stood by and watched.
243
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:10,002
Every job does have its perks.
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Trespassing? Says who,
245
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It was an anonymous
complaint.
246
00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:20,780
Don't make this get ugly.
247
00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:23,816
Why are you
holding a ruler?
248
00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,688
Your door guy sucks.
What?
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I've had the thing less than
four hours, it's already busted.
250
00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:34,026
I should fix it myself.
Oh, no, no.
251
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You'll void the warranty
and Terry won't service it.
252
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,698
Plus, you would hurt
your delicate hands.
253
00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:40,666
Delicate?
What are you t talkin' about?
254
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,035
Look at that paw,
look at that mitt.
255
00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:44,670
That's a workin' man's hand.
256
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,672
Oh, that's soft.
257
00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:50,009
That one is a little girly.
But this one is trouble.
258
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,344
Here's my point. Call Terry,
he'll fix your door.
259
00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:55,314
Counterpoint. I did. He can only
come between 4:00 and 8:00.
260
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:58,584
Counter-counterpoint.
Wait until 8:00 and
your door will get fixed.
261
00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:00,586
Counter-counter-counter-
counterpoint.
262
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:03,355
I'm off between 4:00 and 8:00
and kickboxing's on TV.
263
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,224
That was one too
many counters.
264
00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:08,594
But whatever you say,
Girly-Hands.
265
00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:10,930
Hand.
266
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,833
Terrible thing
for a son to do.
267
00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:15,668
Put it all behind you.
268
00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:18,838
We've got the whole
world to explore.
269
00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:20,706
Let's roll.
270
00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:31,217
Here we are.
271
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,085
Oh, no.
272
00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,421
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
273
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,189
Let's go.
274
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:42,161
We should be watchin' this
on the big screen inside.
275
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:44,630
Like we're gonna see
the door guy from here.
276
00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,599
I got a clear
line of sight.
277
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,467
It's perfect.
278
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:51,170
Like there, his van's
pulling up now.
279
00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:53,105
Or maybe that's a sparrow.
280
00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:57,877
If only we had some kinda bionic
eye that made things bigger.
281
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:01,647
How's that?
282
00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:04,917
I can read
the ingredients
on the chips.
283
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,386
Oh, wait. Now it looks blurry.
284
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,923
Now it looks angry.
285
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,091
Wow.
286
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,393
Does that ever look
like my telescope.
287
00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:17,429
Oh, except this one's
got two extra knobs.
288
00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:21,133
Don't worry. We'll find
a place where we're welcome.
289
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,635
Damn straight.
290
00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:25,171
Hey, I think I can
handle this now.
291
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:26,338
Good.
292
00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:28,440
EMMA:
Start 'er up an let's go.
293
00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:31,443
I wonder who ordered
all the trees.
294
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:37,616
To hell with the door guy.
Now you're talkin'.
295
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,385
You never learn, do ya?
296
00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:42,321
Just fix the door.
I'm missing kickboxing.
297
00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:44,990
Now, this is gonna
require subtlety.
298
00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:48,227
This thing's under warranty. I'm
not supposed to be touching it.
299
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,462
Oo-ooh.
(imitates whip cracking)
300
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:54,300
Are you saying I'm whipped
by a warranty?
301
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:57,169
Just fix it. Guys are kickin'
each other right now.
302
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,971
Guys will be kickin'
each other here
303
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:00,973
if you don't stop
pestering me.
304
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,007
(knocking)
305
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,844
You wanna step away
from the hinge?
306
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,213
Step away from the hinge!
307
00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:09,248
Ooo-ooh!
308
00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:11,183
(imitates whip cracking)
309
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,361
ngs)
310
00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:24,129
Ow!
311
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,498
Cheap son of a--
312
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,167
Hi, Terry.
313
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,368
Lacey.
314
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,637
Ah, a minor problem
with the door.
315
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,673
I'm not surprised. You're not
supposed to fiddle with it.
316
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,242
I didn't fiddle.
317
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,445
I caught your friend fiddling.
And now yours is broken.
318
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:41,747
I don't know what
kind of fiddle fest
319
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,049
is going on,
but I don't like it.
320
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:46,652
I take my door hinge
guarantee very seriously.
321
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:48,153
(sighs)
322
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,589
I'll try make it
out there when I can.
323
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:53,525
I'm in the middle of a
pretty big job right now.
324
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,994
What kinda job?
325
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,996
A door hinge job.
326
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,433
(door bangs)
Ow!
327
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,702
I want compensation.
328
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,404
(sighs)
329
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,544
Now you're really
asking for it.
330
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:15,414
Give us a break.
A guy died in this thing.
331
00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:17,583
Let's . You gotta--
332
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,451
Are those s'mores?
333
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,987
Sure. Want one?
334
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:25,557
Want me to run the
extension cable?
335
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,395
How long does this
have to be here?
336
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:33,232
It doesn't leave my sight until
the meteor shower tonight.
337
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,433
Hey.
338
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:36,435
Hey, wanna come watch?
339
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:38,270
It's a once in a
lifetime chance.
340
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,572
Who lives to be 12,000?
341
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:42,942
Brent, did you fiddle
with your hinge?
342
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:44,944
I beg your pardon, Ma'am?
343
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:48,447
He tried to fix it because
Hank was makin' fun of him.
344
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:50,015
(imitates whip cracking)
345
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,684
Now I'm Hank whipped?
346
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:54,086
Now my door's broken and
you are responsible.
347
00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:56,121
How am I--
Terry caught you.
348
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:59,992
Now I'm being lumped in with
you. I hate being lumped.
349
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,760
Fiddler!
350
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,563
Hey, Lacey. Wanna go
to a meteor shower?
351
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:06,665
Do I have to buy a present?
352
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:08,500
Never mind.
353
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,470
(singing flat)
♪ Oh-oh Lor-oo-oord ♪
354
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:15,240
♪ kum bi ya-aaa ♪
355
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:18,477
(a smattering of applause)
356
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:25,050
These s'mores are so good.
Do you have the recipe?
357
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,453
Marshmallows and
graham crackers.
358
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,954
Anyway, thanks
for dropping by.
359
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,490
Oh, no problem. That's
the nice thing about RV-ing,
360
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:32,992
the people you meet.
361
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:36,095
And now I will sing
the same song again.
362
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:38,097
♪ Kum bi ya, my Lor-ooord... ♪
363
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:44,470
Hey, wanna fry?
They're free.
364
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:47,506
So you're not charging me
to eat off your plate now?
365
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:50,342
No, I mean free to me.
Compensation.
366
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,611
Lacey's door broke
I know.
367
00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:55,314
And the door
I know.
because you--
368
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,483
Yeah? Well, did you know this?
369
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:58,917
What?
370
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,886
I don't have a third thihing.
371
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,288
I just thought you'd
cut me off again.
372
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,491
I never should have
hired that door guy.
373
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,959
You're telling me.
374
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,028
I've suffered
mental anguish.
375
00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:11,630
Whatat anguish?
It was a tap on the bum.
376
00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:14,633
The bum of the mind. Huh?
377
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:17,469
Look, Brent. You've gotta
get back in the game.
378
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,371
It's a good thing
Lacey's door broke.
379
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,006
It's a window
of opportunity.
380
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,508
The door's a window?
381
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,510
Yeah. You know what they say.
382
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,945
God closes a door,
he opens a window.
383
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,416
You'd think he'd have a guy
to open his windows for him.
384
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,950
Pay attention.
385
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,653
You fix Lacey's door,
you regain your respect.
386
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,855
That's what I'm sayin'.
387
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:41,026
Maybe I could help
Lacey make a sign.
388
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,529
What's the matter with you?
389
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,565
Are you afraid of Terry?
390
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,434
No, I'm not scared of Terry.
391
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,603
He's just a door guy with
big arms and a tan
392
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:53,105
and a nice truck.
393
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,574
I feel sorry for him,
is what it is.
394
00:17:55,607 --> 00:18:00,079
Well, remember, he's not comin',
so he can't catch us.
395
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,548
Let's do it.
396
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,918
Look, it's my fault he's not
coming. Let me fix it.
397
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,220
You're not fixing,
you're fiddling.
398
00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:10,189
Call Terry and apologize.
399
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:12,891
Just give us a chance
to prove ourselves.
400
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:15,060
(hinge drops)
401
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,896
Give us two chances
to prove ourselves.
402
00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:21,733
You're leaving?
403
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,803
Well, technically, us setting up
the RV here is illegal.
404
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:27,106
We're breaking the law
right on your doorstep.
405
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:29,475
It's very convenient.
We appreciate it.
406
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,211
But where will you go?
407
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,917
This is nice.
408
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,186
You know what would
make it even better?
409
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,255
If we go inside the house?
410
00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:45,124
Sounds good.
411
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,426
TERRY:
Sorry about before.
412
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:50,729
I shouldn't punish you because
of one bad apple like Brent.
413
00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:52,898
Let's take a look
at that door.
414
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,967
Uh, you know what?
It-it-it's funny.
415
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,436
It actually kind
of fixed itself.
416
00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:00,239
Really?
BRENT:
No, it didn't.
417
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,908
I fixed it.
418
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:04,443
No, Brent, don't.
419
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,145
Enough lies.
420
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:08,747
I can fix a door.
421
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,517
You wanna see a
door that's fixed?
422
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,952
Check out this fixed door.
423
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,125
Lacey, is this
how you feel too?
424
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,894
I'm sorry.
425
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,496
I guess we just don't
need you anymore.
426
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,798
Fine.
427
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,935
But I can't guarantee the hinge.
428
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,670
You're on your own.
429
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,841
I was wrong.
Thanks for
fixing my door.
430
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,777
Well, we're business people.
We make our businesses work.
431
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:41,113
(door bangs)
TERRY: Ow!
432
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,982
I'll go apologize
to Terry.
433
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,955
(sighs)
434
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:51,924
Awesome.
435
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:55,827
Once in 12,000 years
and I got to see it.
436
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,001
Ah, this is amazing!
437
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,671
I mean I've played
a lot of Asteroids ,
438
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:09,007
but I've never seen
anything like this.
439
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,711
Thanks for
showing me, Wanda.
440
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:15,314
Actually, it was kinda
cool having someone
441
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:18,050
to watch this with.
442
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,818
I don't get it.
443
00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:23,522
That barely even
sounds mean.
444
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:27,726
And if you tell anyone,
I'll gut ya like a fish.
445
00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:41,974
Yeah. He invented space.
446
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,476
Yeah, that's
what he did.
447
00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:46,011
See ya later.
448
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:47,779
(grunts)
449
00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:49,314
Careful.
450
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:52,718
You know, it was really
nice of Wanda to show me
451
00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:57,289
that shower thing, so I got her
a new birdbath to say thanks.
452
00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:58,490
Oh!
453
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,159
Oh!
454
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,495
(crashing)
455
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,767
Is the birdbath okay?
456
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,369
My window!
457
00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:12,137
Hey, don't sweat it.
458
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:14,773
This kinda thing
happens all the time.
459
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,509
Closed Captioning by
460
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:19,845
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Closed Captioning Services Inc.
461
00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:22,414
www.verticalsync.com
462
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:27,019
♪ I don't know the same things
you don't know ♪
463
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:35,160
♪ I don't know
I just don't know ♪
464
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:42,334
♪ It's a great big place ♪
465
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:46,338
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
466
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:48,373
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
467
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:52,044
♪ I don't know
Yes you do ♪
468
00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:56,048
♪ You just won't admit it ♪
469
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:59,685
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470
00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:05,223
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