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Wow, a banner.
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They're really pullin'
out all the stop.
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All this 100th year
anniversary stuff is nuts.
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And someone else is sayin'
the Centennial's comin' up too.
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And then there's a tenth
of a millennium party.
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I'm all stressed about this
anniversary contest thingy.
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I have to write a poem?
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It's an option.
You can write a poem.
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Well, one can write a poem. But
if you were one, I wouldn't.
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Why not?
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You use the word "thingy,"
for one thingy.
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Maybe I should
write a song or--
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or do a painting
or somethin'.
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Man, all the good
stuff's been done.
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that kinda leaves
your niche wide open.
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Yeah. Thanks, Brent.
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Always there to pick me up.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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One hundred years. Whoopty-do.
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It's a number.
What does it signify?
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That the town's a hundred?
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She's got ya there.
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It's arbitrary.
Why not 102 or 97?
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97's a number, isn't it?
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She's got ya there.
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You turn 38, no big deal.
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You turn 40, it's some
stupid milestone.
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Who cares?
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Do you have a birthday comin up?
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Yeah. But who cares?
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Check out the new nickel. The
Queen has a different hat.
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It's called a crown.
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I don't move
in those circles.
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Don't do anything special
for my birthday.
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You got it, or don't got it
in this case.
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I hate this birthday
stuff, seriously.
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Okay.
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No, seriously.
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Seriously, okay.
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Seriously.
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DAVIS:
Hey, the provincial horseshoe
champ's coming to this thing.
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Nice celeb.
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Are you really excited, or
are you being sarcastic?
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I don't know.
Give me some time.
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Grown men throwing
a chunk of metal.
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How's that even a sport?
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Getting to the top of
any sport is difficult.
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Making it to the top five
nearly killed me.
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You were a horseshoe champ?
No, not horseshoes.
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What?
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It was a long time ago.
I don't like to talk about it.
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Was it hang gliding?
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No.
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Hang gliding is
your first guess?
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Top five in the province.
That's pretty good.
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In the country, actually.
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You competed nationally?
That is so cool.
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I know.
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Was it steeplechase?
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Karen, this is impressive.
Did you know about this?
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A good cop knows everything
about his partner.
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Did you know about it?
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Was it Roller Derby?
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Okay, try and guess.
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What?
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My idea, try and guess.
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Um... is it something stupid?
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Warmer.,
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For the tribute contest,
I'm gonna make an exactly
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accurate scale model
of Dog River,
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using Lego blocks.
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Wow. When you said all
the good ideas were taken,
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you weren't kidding.
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What's he talking about?
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It's my tribute to the town.
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You know, a sculptor uses clay,
a poet uses words--
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An idiot uses Lego blocks.
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Are they blocks or bricks?
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Because blocks don't have
those points on them.
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They're not called points,
they're called nubs.
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Nub taken.
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So, uh, anyway, can I
borrow your Lego blocks,
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uh, bricks, whatever?
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Hank, we've been
over this before.
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Once again,
the answer is no.
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When did we go over this?
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When we were seven. I see no
reason to change my policy.
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Here you go, Hank.
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I have two more pails
in the trunk.
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My nubby brickblocks.
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If you already had them
lined up, why did ya ask?
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Courtesy, pity,
had some time to kill,
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a whole host of reasons, really.
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Mom, you can't just
give away my old toys.
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You haven't played with
those things in months.
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KAREN:
It's not a big deal.
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I just don't want
to talk about it.
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Batman doesn't keep
secrets from Robin.
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Are you saying if we're
Batman and Robin, I'm Batman?
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Dream on. I'm Batman.
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But you just said Batman
doesn't keep secrets,
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and I was keepin' a secret. So--
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What goes for Batman
goes for Robin.
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Try and keep up.
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OSCAR:
Hey, Jackasses.
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Where the hell have you been?
I wanna file a complaint.
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Hey, Oscar.
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If you were a nationally
ranked athlete,
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would you keep it a secret
from your friends?
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I don't know.
What sport?
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I don't know.
She won't say.
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Probably one of the
embarrassing ones,
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like that stupid
gymnastics thing
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where you run around
with ribbons.
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Hey, that's really hard.
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It's not rhythmic gymnastics.
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It's a beautiful sport,
graceful.
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Why did ya quit, drugs?
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Look, it's a chapter
of my past.
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I gave it up to become a cop,
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and I'd appreciate it if we'd
change the subject.
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Please.
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Probably drugs.
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They're not just plain
old ribbons, you know?
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They're sporting equipment.
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BRENT:
Fifth in the country?
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She's been keeping it secret.
But I got the inside scoop.
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What sport?
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I don't know.
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When did she quit?
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Not sure.
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Yeah, you've really got
your ear to the ground.
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I know she quit
because of drugs.
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A lot of pressure in the
world of... whatever it was.
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Oh, quiet. Here she comes.
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What?
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Nothin'.
Just shootin' the breeze.
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It's not you.
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I know what's going on.
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Those two are up to something
because of what day it is.
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Friday?
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Right. More like Lie-day.
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HANK:
Hey, guys.
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And Hank just
happens to show up.
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Not too convenient.
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Have a nice "Fib-day."
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What's a fig day?
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You know, fig day.
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What's she talking about?
I don't know.
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Hey, what was your sport?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Come on.
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You think saying "come on" like
that's gonna make me tell you?
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It might, if I say it enough.
Come on!
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WANDA:
This is exactly the kinda
thing I hate,
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seriously.
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What?
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I told Brent not to turn
today into a big deal.
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Oh, well, he does
love his Fridays.
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So you're in on it too?
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I hate this.
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Now Hank's over there
schemin' with the rest of them.
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Yes.
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Wink-wink.
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Aren't you supposed to
wink when you say that?
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Well, I guess you'd know.
Wink-wink.
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Okay.
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Well, good luck with that
Friday thing you hate.
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Oh, yeah, that is better.
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(whining)
Come on!
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All right, fine.
It's an aquatic event. Okay?
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Wow. I didn't think that
would actually work.
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Aquatic.
So swimming?
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No. You guys will
make fun of me.
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Diving.
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What does that leave?
Water polo.
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Come on!
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Okay.
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It's static apnea.
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It's an aquatic event
where you go under water
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and hold your breath.
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Then what?
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Well, that's it.
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Whoever holds their breath
the longest wins.
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(all laughing)
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That's even stupider than
the thing with the ribbons.
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(laughing)
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Hey, guys, what's so funny?
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We just found out that
Karen played in a freak sport.
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At a national level.
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(laughing)
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(whispering loudly)
Psst. Okay, here comes Wanda.
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She said she didn't want
a surprise party,
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but let's throw her one anyway.
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Okay, fine. Open up the box.
Let's get it over with.
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Oh, right.
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Hank, I found these Lego blocks
at my place when I moved in.
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Awesome. Thanks.
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I thought you were getting me
a birthday cake.
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Don't hold your breath.
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Yeah, that's Karen's thing.
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(chuckling)
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You can't stop the 100th
anniversary juggernaut.
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Doesn't that sit
wrong with you?
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Not really.
Change is good.
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I mean using the word
juggernaut.
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I like juggernaut.
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It's like an astronaut,
only with jugs.
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The point is, every town
has a Main Street.
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No one really cares
if we change it.
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MAN:
And so today we dedicate
the town's biggest street
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to Dog River's founder,
Harold Main.
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Your name will live
in this town forever.
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(applause)
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Ah, you're right. Who cares?
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Gotta love a juggernaut.
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That word's making me
uncomfortable now.
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Hey, Lacey.
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Still got any
chicken soup?
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Ah, lotsa soup. So breathe easy.
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Or don't.
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Come on, be nice.
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How long could you
hold your breath, anyway?
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Six minutes.
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See? She broke
the gender barrier.
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Normally to float there that
long, you'd have to be a buoy,
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a bu-oy.
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I'm gonna sit
somewhere else.
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Aw. Feel to float,
from table to table.
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For about six minutes.
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Geez, six minutes?
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Eight block, red.
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Gee, you sure got a
lot of this stuff.
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Yeah. I called in
some favours.
241
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,316
Who owes you a favour?
242
00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:20,820
Well, I-I called in
some of your favours.
243
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,222
What? This whole thing
was your idea.
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Four block, grey.
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This is an eight block.
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00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:33,833
Where's your head at, Brent?
This is a load bearing wall.
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Sor-ry.
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(Brent making monster sounds)
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(high voice)
Ah, it's Handszilla.
He's wearing a watch.
250
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:44,944
(low voice)
That's 'cause it's time
to kick your house down.
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(monster sounds)
252
00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:48,948
Okay, that's it. You gotta go.
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What? You're kickin' me out?
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This whole thing
was my idea.
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Just go out, out, out.
I've got a lotta work to do.
256
00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:58,591
Work.
257
00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:00,359
You're playin' with blocks.
258
00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:01,961
Fine, belittle my art.
259
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:03,596
It was belittled
to start with.
260
00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,998
It was prelittled.
261
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,167
(monster sounds)
262
00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:10,469
(high voice)
It's leaving, the Giant Hand.
263
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,971
(monster sounds)
264
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,472
Goodbye everybody.
265
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,474
(door slamming)
266
00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:17,543
(knocking)
267
00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,280
(monster sounds)
268
00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:23,282
(door closing)
269
00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:27,820
Hey, I remembered what
I wanted to complain
about before.
270
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,355
Isn't that terrific.
271
00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:31,190
Ah, go ahead, Oscar.
272
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,259
Anything you say to
Karen is confidential.
273
00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:34,960
She won't breathe a word.
274
00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:35,995
Ah-ha. Pow.
275
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,897
Hey, the pow's my thing.
276
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,398
What are ya powing?
277
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:41,467
Oh, because she's in
the freak sport,
278
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,602
floating around
underwater.
279
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,271
How do ya stand it?
280
00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:46,706
How do the spectators?
281
00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:47,840
Pow.
282
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,543
For the record, you slow
your heart rate down,
283
00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:52,878
enter a near
comatose state.
284
00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:55,848
Oh. My heart rate's slowin'
down just hearin' about it.
285
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,616
Powathon.
286
00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,320
Hey.
287
00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:02,888
Aw, hell.
288
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,124
Now I forget the
complaint thing.
289
00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:07,526
Gee, she can actually
slow her heart rate?
290
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,829
Another zinger.
(chuckles)
291
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:13,632
Hey, I heard you were
running low on Lego blocks.
292
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,168
Yeah, this is
the last in town.
293
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:19,038
Well, I'm here to help.
294
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,706
Introducing...
295
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:23,042
Officer Karen...
296
00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:26,912
and Sergeant Davis.
297
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:30,149
You're not exactly
to scale.
298
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:32,518
Ah, the-the hat
makes me look big.
299
00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:38,057
Now, here's what I had in mind
for the police station.
300
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:41,560
The police station doesn't
have a helicopter pad.
301
00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:43,696
And is that a
laser turret?
302
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:46,465
This isn't about what
the police station is.
303
00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:49,068
It's about what
it could be.
304
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:52,371
I'm sorry, Davis, but
it's-it's gotta be accurate.
305
00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:56,909
Fine.
306
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,678
But if we get a helicopter,
no rides for you.
307
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:04,750
Okay, Wes,
here's your bill.
308
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:07,253
And if it seems
a little high,
309
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,388
please feel free to
air a complaint.
310
00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:10,389
Oh.
311
00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:11,791
What?
312
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,292
Oh, I'm sorry.
313
00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:15,995
It's a-it's a bad habit.
314
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,630
I'll see ya tonight?
315
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,198
Why? What's tonight?
316
00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:20,900
Oh, nothing.
317
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:23,002
Fine.
318
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:27,106
You guys have a good time
at your "nothing" party.
319
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,608
I can't believe everyone's
making such a big deal
320
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,310
about my birthday.
321
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:34,313
Sometimes you just have
to roll with things.
322
00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:37,950
If people make a fuss over you,
it just shows they care.
323
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,319
That's sweet of you.
324
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:43,322
Oh, I don't care,
but others might.
325
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:46,492
Nice weather, eh, Karen?
Breathtaking.
326
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,127
Lay off, Lacey.
327
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,230
Yeah. She can hold
her breath for
like six minutes.
328
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:54,400
That's over five minutes.
That's almost seven minutes.
329
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,735
Wait for it.
Wait for what?
330
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,805
I thought someone was
gonna make fun of me.
331
00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:01,841
Oh, can I?
No.
332
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:04,743
You know, I used to think
it was a freak sport,
333
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,946
but then I realized it's
actually really hard,
334
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,714
and freakish.
335
00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:10,249
Hey, can you show us?
336
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:11,250
No.
337
00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:13,652
We promise not to
make fun of you.
338
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:14,720
No!
339
00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:17,323
Oh, okay. We promise
to make fun of you.
340
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:19,458
I'm gettin' a drink.
341
00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:21,227
I was trying a
different tack.
342
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:23,162
Bad tack.
343
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,301
ALL:
Surprise!
344
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,437
Oh, guys, no!
345
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,472
I told you, I hate this stuff.
346
00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:35,007
Oh, it's you.
347
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:37,176
Get out of the way.
348
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,882
ALL:
Surprise!
349
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:44,683
DAVIS:
Happy Birthday, Wes.
350
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,785
Aw, you guys!
351
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:52,725
Glad this isn't for me.
352
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:54,994
I-I'm serious.
353
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,606
comin'?
354
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:10,609
Ah, I'm workin' too hard.
I feel like I'm gonna snap.
355
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,611
WANDA:
You do look
a little pale,
356
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,647
actually yellow.
357
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:15,614
HANK:
Oh, man.
358
00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:17,583
My head fell off.
359
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,118
It's over there
by the pirate.
360
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,021
Aaahrr-rrrrr!
361
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:24,423
I gotta get back to
work on the bricks.
362
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,129
Hey, Dad.
363
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:34,967
Who me?
Oh, same old, same old.
364
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,136
A new record, three minutes.
(chuckles)
365
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:39,138
I'm not breathing.
366
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,173
You know, static apnea
means not breathing
367
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,108
through your nose either.
368
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:44,777
What? That's impossible.
369
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:47,746
Great. I finally figure out
a way to keep Oscar quiet
370
00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:49,448
and you come and blow it.
371
00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:50,950
Way to go, Jackass.
372
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,451
Yeah, Jackass.
373
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,153
Jackass is my thing.
374
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,726
Has Wanda seemed grouchy
to you lately, -er, grouchier?
375
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:03,162
More grumpy than grouchy,
cranky.
376
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,763
Crabby too.
377
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,166
Not in a crotchety
way, but testy.
378
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,701
Huffy even.
379
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:11,437
Exactly. Meldiforous .
380
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,339
No, I think that
means somethin' else.
381
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,007
You wanna know
what I think?
382
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,142
I'm not just here
for the synonyms.
383
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:20,479
I think Wanda's upset that
Wes's party wasn't for her.
384
00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:23,182
But she's always goin' on about
how she hates birthdays.
385
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:26,785
I know. But when we were leaving
the bar, she seemed miffed.
386
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,687
Miffed or peeved?
387
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,656
Oh, please stop.
388
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,391
How do you train for that?
389
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,692
For what?
390
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,427
Holding your breath.
391
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,996
You hold your breath.
392
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:38,998
Oh.
393
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:43,702
When I was a kid, I was
good at cartwheels.
394
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,705
But I never turned pro,
not like you.
395
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,741
Oh, I-I was never pro.
396
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:51,210
I mean you can't turn pro
for static apnea.
397
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:52,811
Yeah?
398
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:56,215
Hmm, cartwheels either.
399
00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:57,816
So are you gonna show me?
400
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,218
No.
401
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,920
I wanna see you enter
a near comatose state.
402
00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:04,690
I was close when you were
talking about cartwheels there.
403
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:06,859
Oh, here he is.
404
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:09,828
Okay, Oscar, here's a form.
Carry it around with you.
405
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,698
When you remember what your
complaint was, fill it out.
406
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:14,767
Who cares about that?
407
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,869
I wanna see the apnea.
408
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:19,538
And no breathing
through your nose.
409
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:27,546
Well, just under the wire,
but I got it done.
410
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,448
It is impressive.
411
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,050
Let's wreck it.
412
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,384
What?
413
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:35,254
Sorry, I just had an urge.
414
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,056
Well, it sure is Lego-ey.
415
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,857
Yeah.
416
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:43,262
4,558 pieces, accurate
to the last detail.
417
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:48,367
Except for the shed
behind Town Hall.
418
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,069
What?
419
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,004
Oh!
420
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,073
Well, it's no biggie.
Just add a shed.
421
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:57,142
I can't. I ran out of blocks.
This whole town's dry.
422
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,778
Maybe you can build
a shed out of Tinkertoys.
423
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,046
Tinkertoys?
424
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,015
What planet are you from?
425
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,550
Sorry.
426
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,785
Just let me knock
over the water tower.
427
00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:07,920
No!
428
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:10,089
Come on, stick your
head in the bucket.
429
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,157
You can do it.
430
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,126
Go away, Oscar.
431
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,627
I believe in you.
432
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,162
I'm not doing it.
433
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,098
You just need a
little encouragement.
434
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,933
AP-NEE-YA!
435
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,068
AP-NEE-YA!
436
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,104
AP-NEE-YA!
437
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,972
AP-NEE-YA!
438
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,041
AP-NEE-YA!
439
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,643
AP-NEE-YA!
440
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:33,479
Well, maybe no one
will notice.
441
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:35,013
Are you kidding?
442
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,949
I'll become a
laughing stock.
443
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:38,517
That's right, "become."
444
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,953
When have you ever been
any other kinda stock?
445
00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:42,621
You know, I'll
overcome this.
446
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,590
All great artists
overcome adversity.
447
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:48,327
Actually, most of them go nuts,
lop off an ear or two.
448
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,129
Lop off my ear?
449
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:51,797
Some help you are.
450
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,533
Well, at least I don't
overlook sheds,,
451
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,835
ya shed overlooker.
452
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:09,915
(laughing)
Back in business.
453
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:17,656
Closing down Main Street
for a stupid party.
454
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,159
It's called
Centennial Street.
455
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:22,494
Whose idea was this?
Now we're stuck here.
456
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,129
If you were
against the idea,
457
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,831
you should have
filed a complaint.
458
00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:27,499
Oh, hell.
459
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,668
Where's my form?
460
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,506
And it's 100% accurate.
461
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,041
Now.
462
00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:37,776
Pyromaniac.
463
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:40,646
Ah, it's just a shed.
No one's gonna miss it.
464
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,216
The first structure
of the new town.
465
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:48,120
Some day a fine community
will grow from this shed.
466
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,656
Yeah, you're right,
stupid shed.
467
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,891
Hate that shed.
468
00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:55,894
Okay, Ladies and Gentlemen,
a hundred years of Dog River
469
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,529
culminates in this!
470
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,531
Come quick! Karen's doing
her apnea thing!
471
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:00,999
Is it static?
472
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,701
Is it ever!
473
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,903
Wait! No, no, no!
474
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:08,941
Hey, Lego Dog River is
static too, you know?
475
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:11,710
ALL: (chanting)
AP-NEE-YA, AP-NEE-YA!
476
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:14,179
AP-NEE-YA, AP-NEE-YA!
477
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,181
How did ya talk her into it?
478
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,683
Money.
479
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,418
She finally went pro.
480
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:22,221
(chanting continues)
481
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,669
Oh, you guys!
482
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,671
How many times
did I tell you?
483
00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:41,273
Oh! Hey!
484
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,277
Nice job on the party.
485
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:46,979
Aw, I didn't do anything.
486
00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:49,047
Don't be modest.
This is really nice.
487
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,716
No. I literally
didn't do anything.
488
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:52,517
I thought you organized this.
489
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:56,188
Me, organize? I had my shoes on
the wrong feet till noon.
490
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:58,924
Hey, I couldn't get the
strawberry cake Wanda ordered,
491
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:02,027
so I went with the chocolate.
Is she okay with that?
492
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,962
Oh, she's sly.
493
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,064
Wily even, cunning.
494
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,300
But in a guileful way.
495
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:11,036
WANDA:
Honestly, this is
so embarrassing.
496
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:14,539
I hate this birthday stuff,
seriously.
497
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:17,876
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499
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,748
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500
00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:27,319
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you don't know ♪
501
00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:35,527
♪ I don't know
I just don't know ♪
502
00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:42,734
♪ It's a great big place ♪
503
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:46,738
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
504
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:48,740
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
505
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:52,377
♪ I don't know
Yes you do ♪
506
00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:56,381
♪ You just won't admit it ♪
507
00:21:56,548 --> 00:22:00,018
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508
00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:05,590
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509
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:08,560
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