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Whoa!
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That is perfect!
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That is the exact yellow
I want to paint my Cutlass.
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It's not canary, it's not lemon,
it's like a dusty mustard,
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or heat, like a Dijon canola.
Is that a colour?
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Don't know.
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Anyway, mind if I grab
a quick picture?
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Is that Polaroid camera?
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This? I wish.
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No, it's a Snapmaster,
kind of knock-off.
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Got it for my 13th birthday.
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Do you ever think
of upgrading?
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How do you mean?
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Getting a more modern camera,
maybe digital.
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I don't know.
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This takes pictures,
it takes good pictures.
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I'm not a slave to some
consumer treadmill.
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Do they even make film
for that?
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No, a little bird carves
a picture with his beak.
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I wouldn't be surprised.
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Yeah, well, at least I don't
drive a stupid yellow car.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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That guy out there
made fun of my camera.
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So you stole
his carburetor?
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This is my camera.
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Oh. Of course it is.
And she's a beauty.
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It works fine, takes pictures.
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That's what it's supposed
to do, isn't it?
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Exactly.
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And if it comes with a
matching thermos, even better.
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Matching thermos. Nice.
You got any more wisecracks?
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Yeah. How much gunpowder do you
put in the flash tray?
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Hilarious. Any more?
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If you took my picture, would
I come out wearing a bonnet?
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Are you done?
If you point that at--
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You're done.
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That crazy old bird
next door has trolls.
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What do you mean trolls?
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There's trolls
on her lawn.
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First that stupid flamingo
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and then the frog with the
butterfly in his mouth.
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Oh, the lawn ornaments.
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I thought you meant
she was possessed or something.
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They're all over the place,
swans and donkeys
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and castles and gnomes
and now trolls.
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It's like a stupid circus.
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Gnomes and trolls, that
would be a good circus.
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Why can't we have
normal neighbours?
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Because you always
frighten them away.
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I have to do somethin'
about this.
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Promise me it'll be
something stupid.
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Hey, you're from Toronto.
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That's right.
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Could you mention that
every time you see me?
Answer me this.
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How can Toronto be
the capital of Canada
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when it's way out east?
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Shouldn't the capital of Canada
be in the middle of Canada,
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like Winnipeg, or, uh,
well, one of those ones?
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How can you live in this country
and not know that Ottawa
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is the capital of Canada?
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A lot of people
don't know that.
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Did you know that?
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Oh, yeah, I know that.
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Yeah, me too.
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I just forgot.
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And I don't focus on
a lotta city stuff.
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Hank, you can't just
walk around being ignorant
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to half the country.
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What's the best herbicide
to protect a field of barley?
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I don't know.
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Off?
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See? Half the country's plenty.
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KAREN:
So where you gonna
go on your holidays?
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Las Vegas.
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Ah, Sin City.
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What?
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It's called Sin City.
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Oh, yeah.
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Do some gamblin',
maybe see some shows.
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What are you gonna play?
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Cards, I guess.
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Then see Blue Man Group
or Barry Manilow.
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What about the slots
or roulette?
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Or Cirque du Soleil.
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And of course you have
to see Celine.
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Okay, I'm going
just to see shows.
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You don't know how
to gamble, do you?
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Ah, I never learned.
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I'll tell you what,
I'll teach you.
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Six is 11. Ten is 21.
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You learning?
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Oh, yeah.
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Hard to believe I never
got into this.
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Hey, Paul. What ya doin'?
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Hookin' up the new trivia game.
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Trivia?
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Yeah, Trivia Zone .
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Questions come up,
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you compete against other
people in other bars.
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Davis doesn't like games.
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I like trivia.
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Boy, my camera sure took
an emotional beating today.
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Poor thing.
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Everybody's teasing it
because it's not digital.
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You figure they're teasing
the camera, not you?
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Tease me, tease my camera.
We're a team.
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You should get a new one,
stay current,
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stay on top of the trend.
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That's how you
stay in the now.
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In the now?
We're eating tuna casserole.
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It's retro. Retro's trendy.
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Ah.
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I'm not gettin'
a new camera
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just for the sake of
gettin' a new camera.
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This thing works fine.
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Damn right. Glad to hear you
talkin' some sense for once.
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Wow, I must be way
off base on this.
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What time is it?
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Here or in Toronto?
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Huh?
It's five to 2:00.
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Are you waitin'
for somethin'?
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Paul said he'd have the
trivia game hooked up by 2:00.
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They're gonna have
trivia at the bar?
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Yeah, Trivia Zone .
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Wow.
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I hope they don't ask any
questions about capital cities.
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Oh. Very hilarious.
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I hope they don't ask any
questions about barley.
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Oh, an afternoon of
barley questions.
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Boy, am I missin' out.
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You don't have to.
We could be a team.
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No.
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Yeah, sure.
It's a-it's a natural.
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With your knowledge
of city stuff
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and my knowledge of not city
stuff, we know all stuff.
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"We know all stuff."
Wow, that does sound impressive.
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But I'm just not really
drawn to an afternoon
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of drinkin' beer
and staring at a TV.
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They got prizes.
Like what?
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Beer and a TV.
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Sometimes I feel like
we don't connect.
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Well, there's other prizes.
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Like any team that answers
ten questions in row
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gets a t-shirt that
says "Perfect 10."
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What colours?
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Where you going now?
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Somebody's gotta keep an eye
on that fruitcake next door.
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Why don't you go undercover
and pretend to rake leaves?
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Good thinking.
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While you're pretending
to rake the leaves,
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why don't you rake the leaves?
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Hah!
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LACEY:
HALA?
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Our team name is HALA?
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Yeah. H-A from Hank
and L-A from Lacey.
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It's pretty clever, huh?
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Well, I think LAHA
would sound better.
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No, too many H's.
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Psheah!
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This ends now!
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What does, Oscar?
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Oh!
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Say cheese.
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Oh, hang on a sec.
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Okay, say cheese.
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That's stupid.
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Okay, here we go.
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Say cheese.
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Did the flash go?
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Yes. We're all seein' spots.
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I bought this digital camera,
but I can't figure it out.
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I think it might be busted.
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Let me try.
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Yeah, well, I haven't read the
manual all the way through yet.
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You threw it away,
didn't you?
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It was in French.
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Well, I bet the other
side was in English.
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Couldn't tell.
It was upside down.
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Just play your
trivia thing.
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Game's startin'.
Stay frosty.
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(chuckles)
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You stole a gnome?
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I was just kidding when
I said do something stupid.
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I didn't steal it,
I borrowed it.
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Neighbours borrow stuff
from neighbours all the time.
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I was just being neighbourly.
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(loud knocking)
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Pretend we're not home!
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Get down! She'll hear you!
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Are you six yes old?
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I'm giving it back to her.
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No, don't!
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Oh, hi, Helen.
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Never mind "Hi, Helen."
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You and your crazy husband stole
one of my lawn ornaments.
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00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:23,963
And if you two petty thieves
don't give it back this second,
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I'm calling the police.
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Yeah?
205
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,802
Well, we don't have
your stupid elf.
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00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:33,239
So get off my property,
ya nutcase.
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Call me a thief!
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Poker?
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This place gets more
like a saloon every day.
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Ah, I'm just teaching
Davis how to play.
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He seems riveted.
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What's with these ones?
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I had to simulate a live
casino environment.
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It's educational.
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Ooh, almost. So close.
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Ah, next time.
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So what's that, tuition?
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00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:06,973
Okay, Davis, this game
is called Red Dog.
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Ah, yeah, Hedgehog. Gotcha.
Ah, I bet a dollar.
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00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,244
I see you're on the edge
of a breakthrough.
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I'll leave you to it.
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If you're not gonna pay
attention,
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I'll put this
gambling stuff away.
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Karen, put this
gambling stuff away.
No!
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00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,389
This physician is
best known for--
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Physicist,
not physician.
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00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,793
It's not a
spelling contest.
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Oh, B! It's B!
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Pick B!
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(buzzer)
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Oh.
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I was gonna pick C.
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Like when you said C last time?
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(imitates buzzer)
Aaaeeeaaa!
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You sure told that wing nut
a thing or two.
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I don't appreciate
being called a thief.
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She called me a thief too.
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You are a thief.
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00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:57,623
If she just called you a thief,
she and I'd be having tea.
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I'm no more a thief
than you are.
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We're in this together now.
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00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,430
Whatever you say, Sundance.
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I didn't notice before.
244
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,001
What?
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00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,970
This gnome looks like you.
246
00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,805
What?
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00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:17,209
It does not!
248
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,245
It looks a lot like you.
249
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,946
It looks nothing like me.
250
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,682
Don't get too close to it.
251
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:25,818
I can't tell which one
of you is talking.
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00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,858
You get a new camera?
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00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,927
Why? The old one
hurt your back?
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00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,363
I'm just very
in the now.
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00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,364
Say cheese.
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00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:39,632
Cheese.
257
00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:41,867
What the--?
258
00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:43,602
I think you shut it off.
259
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:46,605
This thing is screwed. There's
something wrong with it.
260
00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,411
There is something
wrong with it.
261
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,880
It makes your head look huge.
262
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:57,149
Oh, my mistake.
263
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,385
Yeah? Two can play that game.
264
00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:02,621
Dammit!
265
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,123
Hey, Wanda's here.
266
00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:06,992
We should get her on our team.
She knows everything.
267
00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:08,661
Nobody knows everything.
268
00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:10,563
What exactly
is a megapixel?
269
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,465
It determines the
resolution of the image.
270
00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,467
What are the house odds
in roulette?
271
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,402
Straight up pays
out 35 to 1.
272
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,204
But house odds increase
with double-zero bets.
273
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,905
What's the capital of Canada?
274
00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:21,607
Ask a nine year old.
275
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,175
See?
276
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,511
EMMA:
Oscar,
277
00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:27,646
I was thinking.
278
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,682
Maybe we should--
279
00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,917
Wait.
280
00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:33,819
What the--?
281
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,455
Oh, I'm sorry, Oscar.
282
00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:38,457
I thought that was you.
My mistake.
283
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:39,959
You're a riot.
284
00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:42,995
That thing can go to bed
with you instead of me.
285
00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:45,197
Instead of it going
to bed with you?
286
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:49,168
It can go to bed with ya instead
of me going to bed with ya.
287
00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:51,570
So you're sleeping down here?
You wish.
288
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,239
I'm sleeping in our bed.
289
00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:56,475
That thing can sleep down here,
I mean stay down here.
290
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:57,543
Oh.
291
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,285
Welcome on board, Wanda.
292
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,187
Welcome to Team HALA.
293
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,688
Thanks.
294
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:12,091
Oh, and it's team WAHALA now.
295
00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:13,659
Right?
296
00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:15,461
WAHALA?
297
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:20,266
I see. Well, there you go.
298
00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:22,601
WA comes before LA now?
299
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,571
Look, if I could change things,
I'd put LA before WA,
300
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:28,340
even before HA. But I can't.
301
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:33,512
We, as HA and LA, promised WA,
and that was part of the deal.
302
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,314
Part?
303
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:40,019
On second thought,
I will have the gravy.
304
00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:42,254
We're also buyin'
her supper.
305
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:47,593
Hey, I thought Paul didn't
want you gambling in here.
306
00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:50,596
I guess you wouldn't want me
to show him the evidence!
307
00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:56,702
There. A good, clear digital
shot of you gambling.
308
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,004
Ooh, excellent megapixel
on that one.
309
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,873
You don't even have
the shutter open.
310
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,975
There's a shutter?
311
00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:07,112
Gimme that!
312
00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,315
Should you and Davis
both be in here?
313
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,784
Is that the way to keep
the streets safe?
314
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:13,252
It's Dog River.
315
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:15,788
What are the odds of
a crime going down?
316
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,323
I guess you're right.
317
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:20,626
No, seriously, what are the
odds? I'll give you 8 to 1.
318
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:24,630
The original title of this
Beatles song was Scrambled Eggs.
319
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,198
Satisfaction!
320
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,934
That's not even--
Wanda, do you know it?
321
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,103
That's an easy one.
Do you know it?
322
00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:32,638
eryone knows it.
323
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:34,640
Do you know it?
324
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:38,711
Well, legend has it that
Paul McCartney fell out of bed
325
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,579
in the middle of the night.
326
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:44,116
Now, interestingly,
Paul McCartney's bedroom--
327
00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:46,218
(buzzer)
328
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:49,822
And zero. Zero was our
score on that one.
329
00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:51,323
Good work, WA.
330
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:52,324
It's done?
331
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:53,826
Yeah.
332
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:56,095
Your stories, while
fascinating and educational,
333
00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:58,097
aren't really helpful
to the game,
334
00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:00,332
or fascinating.
335
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:03,068
We need speed, A, B, C,
bang, bang, bang!
336
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,537
Well, why didn't you say so?
I'm sorry.
337
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,072
I'll give the answer
right away.
338
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,108
That'd be great.
339
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,944
I'll tell my fascinating
stories after each question.
340
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:15,080
Or save them all for the end,
after I've gone home.
341
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,998
Where did I put
my sandwich?
342
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,533
Oh, there it is.
343
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,101
That's your sandwich?
344
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:39,305
Yeah, I put it there when
I went to get my milk.
345
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,441
You didn't think Gnome Oscar
made himself a sandwich?
346
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:44,310
Don't be ridiculous.
347
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:45,978
And don't call it Gnome Oscar.
348
00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,480
We have to avoid confusion.
349
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,950
I will call you Flesh Oscar.
350
00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:02,361
Okay, here we go,
eyes on the screen. Let's go.
351
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:04,496
And remember, quick is the key.
352
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:06,298
Everyone, heh.
353
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:10,002
This is regarded as the first
language based on phonetics.
354
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,337
Wanda?
355
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,005
Well, it's kind of ambiguous.
356
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:14,173
Quick, quick, quick!
357
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:15,908
They're asking two questions
at once.
358
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:17,009
Bang, bang, bang!
359
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,178
Do they mean written or spoken?
360
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:22,481
Phonetics is a written
application of spoken sounds.
361
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:23,482
(buzzer)
362
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,517
I know that sound.
363
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,019
That's great.
364
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,655
Maybe I should just write
"Perfect 10" on this shirt
365
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,156
with magic marker.
366
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,658
You're not gettin'
your gravy.
367
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,560
Hold the gravy!
368
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,429
I'm starting to get the feeling
that I'm not wanted.
369
00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:40,866
And making me sit over here
makes me feel even less wanted.
370
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:45,070
Oh. And it's HALA again, is it?
371
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,072
Real nice!
372
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,575
Are you a free
agent again?
373
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,678
Well, I'm on the market,
but I wouldn't say I'm free.
374
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,049
Fries and gravy over here!
375
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,552
What's our team name gonna be?
376
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,355
We'll take some letters
from the start of my name
377
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,024
and the start of your name.
378
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,525
Good idea.
379
00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:07,893
Hey!
380
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,795
WA for Wanda,
DA ("day") for Davis.
381
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:11,363
Yeah, but that
looks like--
382
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,298
Walk it off, man.
Trivia's on.
383
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,401
WANDA?
Has she gone solo?
384
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,236
She's sitting with Davis.
385
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,071
Good luck, Davav.
386
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:22,908
With her on your team,
you might get an answer
in by next harvest.
387
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:26,445
Harvest is the time of
year when the farmers
388
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,414
bring in the crops.
389
00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,082
Thanks for the heads up.
390
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:31,817
Next question.
In World War II--
391
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:33,419
(bell)
392
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:35,554
Wanda got it?
393
00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:39,224
Now she answers fast?
394
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,101
Don't be such a pouty baby.
395
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:51,170
There's enough of me
for both of you.
396
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,138
This thing's goin' back.
397
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:56,241
How do I know it's the
real you that comes back?
398
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,444
We need a secret signal.
399
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:01,113
Have you guys seen
a camera manual,
400
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,082
half French,
half upside down?
401
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,951
Your mother thinks this gnome
looks like me.
402
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,953
I don't think so.
See?
403
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,122
But you look
like that gnome.
404
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:11,623
Stop being smart!
405
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:14,126
Cool trick, Dad.
I didn't see your lips move.
406
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,928
That's not me! I'm me!
407
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:17,930
Okay, you're startin'
to freak me out.
408
00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:19,765
Aaah!
409
00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:22,634
Hey, where did
you get the gnome?
410
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,603
Which one?
411
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,941
And while tail gunners and
bomber pilots would often
412
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:33,312
register more kills, they aren't
technically fighter pilots.
413
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,481
So, the answer is B.
414
00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:38,784
Good. 'Cause that's
what I picked.
415
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,486
Before all my facts?
416
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:43,155
I'm a cop. I go with my gut.
417
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:45,290
You can't go with
your gut every time.
418
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,292
(bell)
Hey, hey, hey!
419
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,794
Right again.
420
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:50,796
Geez, your gut's on a roll.
421
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:53,465
ALL: (chanting)
WAN-DA, WAN-DA, WAN-DA,
WAN-DA, WAN-DA, WAN-DA...
422
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,968
Wanda?
(chanting continues)
423
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:58,003
No, no, that's WAN- DAY .
424
00:18:58,036 --> 00:19:01,373
You see, the DA is from
Davis, as in Day-vis, Day--
425
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:04,409
and so it would be
WAN- DAY , WAN- DAY ...
426
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:07,012
ALL:
WAN-DA, WAN-DA, WAN-DA,
WAN-DA, WAN-DA, WAN-DA,
427
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,281
WAN-DA, WAN-DA!
428
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,816
(sighs)
429
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,554
(door closes)
430
00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:18,390
Flesh Oscar, is that you?
431
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,492
Yeah, it's me. Well, us.
432
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:21,527
Us?
433
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,729
Meet Gnome Oscar's lawn buddy.
434
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,797
She was standin'
right beside him.
435
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,367
I call her Quiet Emma.
436
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,035
Oh, no, wait.
437
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:32,337
Perfect Emma.
438
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:38,210
Oh, we won't be keeping that.
439
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:43,048
So are you looking forward
to your trip to Vegas?
440
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,550
Oh, yeah.
441
00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,552
It's gonna be good.
442
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:49,221
In fact, you might say
it's gonna be...
443
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,623
perfect.
444
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:53,258
I want that shirt.
445
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,893
Sorry, Lacey.
446
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:58,830
I guess you were
on the wrong team.
447
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,366
Nice shirt, Wanda.
448
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:05,070
It's WAN- DAY , WANDAY.
449
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:07,739
WANDAY, all right, WANDAY!
450
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,885
I see you're back
to the Crapmaster.
451
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,720
Snapmaster.
452
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,156
Yeah, it's got a nice
picture-taking feature I enjoy.
453
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:25,824
You shoulda stuck
with the digital.
454
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:27,593
Instant pictures,
no processing.
455
00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:30,295
This thing's been takin'
instant pictures since 1973.
456
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:33,398
Yeah. But with digital, you can
send your pictures to someone,
457
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:36,235
share 'em instantly, you know,
for a laugh or two.
458
00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:37,869
Yeah?
459
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,471
Heads up.
460
00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,873
(laughs)
461
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,610
Well, , that's that, th.
462
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,612
Wait, I thought you
sold that thing.
463
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:49,281
I did. I just had
to buy it back
464
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,617
Oh. Who did you sell
it to, anyway?
465
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,652
Are these Polaroid pictures?
466
00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:56,788
No. It's just some
cheap knock-off.
467
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,457
But pictures don't lie.
468
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,993
That's trespassing.
469
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:02,494
Well, what do you know.
470
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:04,796
It looks like there
was a crime yesterday.
471
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,633
And I brought
more evidence.
472
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:15,841
Creepy.
473
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,476
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475
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:22,347
www.verticalsync.com
476
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:26,952
♪ I don't know the same things
you don't know ♪
477
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:35,127
♪ I don't know
I just don't know ♪
478
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:42,334
♪ It's a great big place ♪
479
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:46,338
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
480
00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:48,340
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
481
00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:51,977
♪ I don't know
Yes you do ♪
482
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:55,981
♪ You just won't admit it ♪
483
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,651
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484
00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:05,190
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485
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