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A little help, please?
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Am I that weak?
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It has nothing to do with
strength. It's all technique.
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Oh, I just have these skinny
little arms.
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No, it's physics and leverage.
It's like arm wrestling.
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I've beaten guys twice my size,
I've been beaten by little guys.
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Doesn't matter how big
or skinny your arms are.
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Really?
Yeah. Here, I'll show you.
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Okay, well, if your arms
are that skinny,
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it does matter.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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What are you gonna do with
a front-end loader?
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I'm going to load things,
from the front end.
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You don't know how
it works, do you?
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I appreciate the
basic concept.
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It can be used for unloading
things, for example.
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Hey, remember when were
kids we had that tree house?
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Yeah. It was a great tree house.
I wonder if it's still standing.
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Sure it is.
How do you know?
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That tree house was such
a big part of our childhood,
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if it had fallen down,
part of me would just know it.
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Plus I can see it
right over there.
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I'm worried about that guy.
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Yeah, bacon and sausage.
That's a lot of cholesterol.
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No.
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I'm worried he might
skip out on his bill.
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He finished like an hour ago,
but he keeps ordering coffee.
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Don't worry.
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You've got a police
professional right here.
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I'll monitor the situation.
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There's a situation?
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We're worried that guy
might dine and dash.
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What guy?
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Police! Freeze!
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(groaning)
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Good work, Starsky!
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Stop that guy!
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MAN:
Aaah-oww-oww!
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This is the guy you meant,
right?
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It's great to see you
again, Peg, just great.
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Oh, I don't get out to
Saskatchewan much anymore.
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But you have to make an
exception when you get
new grandkids.
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Oh, what a cutie.
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She'll break hearts.
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EMMA:
For the fifth time,
it's a boy.
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Big hands, looks strong.
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Well, I gotta get
back to the madhouse.
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A new baby, and the hot
water heater's broken.
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Oh. I can fix that for ya.
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Really?
Sure.
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You might want to hire a pro.
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The last thing Oscar fixed
was breakfast,
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and he broke the toaster.
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And we weren't
even having toast.
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Nonsense.
It would be wonderful
to have a man around.
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Tomorrow afternoon?
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Great. I'll be there
with bells on.
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Bells are nice.
Bring your tools too.
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(laughing)
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I'll see myself out.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that Peg, what a great gal.
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Isn't she great?
Seeing her again was just--
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Great. Was it great?
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Yeah.
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Ugly baby, though.
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HANK:
I coulda swore that tree
was bigger.
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BRENT:
Yeah, it's just kind of a bush.
This is like a bush house.
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Looks good, though.
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Yeah, when I build somethin',
it stays built.
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I built it.
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I built the rope ladder.
It's still there.
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(chain jangling)
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It's chain now.
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Have you been secretly
comin' here doin' renos?
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I don't think so.
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Maybe I was sleepwalkin'.
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BOY:
Hey, get away from
our tree house!
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Hey.
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Hey, kids.
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Are you using this
tree house now?
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That's our tree house.
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Oh, sure.
It just used to be ours.
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Is that right?
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Yeah, well, we just
came by to see it.
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Well, now you saw it.
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( The Good, The Bad, and
The Ugly theme plays)
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Hey, there's comics up here.
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Don't pay any attention
to him. He sleepwalks.
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That was amazing, the way
you took that guy down.
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Nothing to it, really.
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I know, it's not strength.
It's leverage and physics.
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No, it's strength.
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And teamwork.
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She took out the bad guy, you
polished a car with your pants.
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I put him in the cruiser
afterwards.
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That was kung fu, wasn't it?
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Where did you learn to kung fu?
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It's very difficult.
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You have to make sure
he doesn't bump his head.
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You're my hero.
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I wish I could kung fu
like that.
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It's just basic self defence.
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And kung fu isn't a verb.
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Once he's in the back of the
cruiser, he's neutralized.
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Neutralized?
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You take the stun gun to him?
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No. There's a special latch.
He can't get out.
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Could you teach me to kung fu?
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It's not a verb, but
I could show you a few moves.
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I could.
You can kung fu too?
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I could get out of the cop car.
You could not.
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I'm gonna learn to kung fu.
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Does she know what verb means?
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Wanda thinks she can
get outta the cop car.
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Unless I bump my head.
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Don't laugh. It happens.
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Cute kids.
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A little bossy.
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It's great someone's still
using that tree house.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Although, a chain ladder?
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I don't know if that's
as good as rope ladder.
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No.
131
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I mean links could rust,
links could hurt your fingers.
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Leave link marks.
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They were kinda bossy,
weren't they?
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Little punks.
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All right kids, it time
you got out of our tree house.
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Well, I don't think so.
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You're comin' down
one way or another!
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All right, let's not
get confrontational.
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Now, listen--
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Ow!
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Was that pellet gun?
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You coulda shot my eye out!
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Yes, that is a risk.
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All right, Hank.
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It's time to get
confrontational.
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Hank?
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All right, at this point
I'm gonna be running.
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But don't mistake this
for a victory.
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He's just my ride, is all.
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(gun cocking)
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Ow!
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Ow!
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(guns cocking)
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Okay, come at me.
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What?
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Karen taught me
a kung fu move.
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Just-just swoop
your arm at me.
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If I was gonna attack ya,
I'd sneak up on ya.
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No, no. You gotta
attack me a certain way,
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'cause I only know one move.
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I don't swoop. Idiots swoop.
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I see. Isn't that a BLT?
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And here I thought Emma
didn't want ya eatin' bacon.
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All right, all right.
I'm swoopin'.
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Oh. Okay--
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So you got your
black belt yet?
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You did it wrong.
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EMMA:
Hey, idiot.
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I thought I told you to
clean out the car trunk.
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Who put this sandwich here?
I can't eat this.
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Trunk, go.
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So, Emma, everything
all right?
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Why? Because I don't have a
stupid smile pasted on my face
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24 hours a day, like a moron?
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Well, as long as
everything's good.
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You won't be able to get out.
There's a special latch.
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Yeah?
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Well, I'm smarter than
the average--Ah-aaah!
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See? It happens.
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I'll come back before
you run out of air.
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Bring some ice.
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Hey, what's that,
snow chains?
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They're old.
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You want 'em?
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All right!
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Hey, Wanda, look what I scored,
free chain.
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Cool. Where did ya get 'em?
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Well, Oscar was--Hey.
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I told you, I wanted ice.
190
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Well, that was kind
of embarrassing.
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No one needs
That's right.
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We never talk
about this again.
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That was no fair.
They had a gun.
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We coulda lost an eye.
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Then no more fun and games.
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Except for pirates.
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A lot of pirates
have just one eye
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and they have lotsa
fun and games.
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We should go back to the
not talkin' about this.
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Right, yeah.
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That was our tree
True.
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We built it of our
own flesh and blood.
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Not true, but I follow ya.
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We can get it back. To--
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To defeat a child, you
gotta think like a child.
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You are uniquely qualified.
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00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,368
I have a plan.
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Get outta here!
Get outta here!
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00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:06,372
(gunshots)
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00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:07,873
Your plan sucked!
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00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,042
Shoulda used cabbages!
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00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:20,553
Oh.
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00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:22,855
If you're worried about
things with Oscar,
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00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:25,091
you shouldn't put out
negative energy.
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00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:28,761
Subtext is very important
in a relationship.
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I'm sorry.
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You've been married how long?
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I'm just sayin, you should
try a little romance.
219
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A little goes a long way.
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Believe me,
there's only a little
221
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and it's been a long way.
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Okay.
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Oooh!
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Thanks for cleaning
out the trunk.
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Just for that, I'll make
a special dinner tonight.
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Hot dog!
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00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:04,463
PEG:
Thanks again for
the invite, Oscar.
228
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,232
The more the merrier.
229
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,100
Pass the carrots.
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Come on,
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swoop at me.
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00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:23,616
No. I have to watch Wanda
not get out of the car.
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She's not doin' anything.
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She can't. There's a latch.
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Come on, swoop.
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Is this gonna hurt?
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00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:33,759
No.
238
00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:40,032
You were right about
it not hurting.
239
00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:42,668
Oh, this kung fu bites.
240
00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:45,171
I think you need
to hook his elbow.
241
00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:46,772
Yeah?
242
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,480
Okay, let's
try this again.
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Get back in.
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Come on.
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00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:02,655
Hey.
246
00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:04,657
I think we're
overlooking somethin'
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in this whole
tree house battle.
248
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,327
Yeah, the fact
that we're not 11.
249
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No.
250
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,498
What's the one super power that
adults have that kids don't?
251
00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:13,999
Laser eyes?
252
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,168
Money. Money's power, Brent.
253
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:19,638
Oh. Is this where you try to
borrow some power off me?
254
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:20,806
No.
255
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,308
No, no.
256
00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:26,679
Can I borrow 20 bucks
for an unrelated thing?
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00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:29,181
If you're gonna bribe 6 kids,
258
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you better make it 30.
259
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,518
Good point.
260
00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:34,653
Watch the store, Houdini.
Yeah.
261
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,689
Please.
262
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:38,190
Do it again.
263
00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:39,692
Come on, double
or nothing.
264
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:42,027
Double or nothing what?
We're not betting anything.
265
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:44,196
I thought it was
just an expression.
266
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,669
EMMA:
When are you going to
stop moving the spoons?
267
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,104
What?
268
00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:55,107
The big spoons go in the space
for the big spoons
269
00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:57,777
and the little spoons
go in the little spoons space.
270
00:12:57,843 --> 00:12:59,678
Can you handle that?
271
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,181
I didn't know we had
a spoon drawer.
272
00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:04,116
Just stop it!
Stop moving spoons!
273
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:07,086
You're not really upset
about spoons.
274
00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:10,055
What's eatin' ya?
Is this about the salad forks?
275
00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:12,024
You want to know why I'm upset?
276
00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:14,226
Peggy, that's why I'm upset.
277
00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:16,061
She did somethin' to our spoons?
278
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,696
You're a married man, Oscar!
279
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,698
Aw, don't be ridiculous!
280
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,601
I'm just goin' over there
to fix her pipes.
281
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,703
Oh, come on! She's a grandma!
282
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,639
She's a two years
younger than you.
283
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:29,241
Yeah. But I'm not gonna
hit on a grandma.
284
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,576
Eew!
285
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,878
You just watch yourself!
286
00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:35,915
And respect the spoon system!
287
00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:37,917
You move spoons too.
288
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:40,085
I've seen ya do it!
289
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:46,592
Okay, 47.50.
That's our final offer.
290
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,360
Interesting.
291
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:51,897
I'll run it past my people.
292
00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:54,099
We await your decision.
293
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:59,271
No more of your stupid plans.
Time for my stupid plan.
294
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,292
Did you see the look
on their faces?
295
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:21,961
Oh, yeah.
296
00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:24,430
Actually, no, I didn't,
because the bucket was up.
297
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,498
Yeah, me neither.
298
00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:28,634
But I bet they were
all like, "Aaaaaagh!"
299
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,135
Yeah, really. "Aaaaaah!"
300
00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:31,637
(laughing)
301
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,772
Keep runnin'!
302
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,809
Thank you for doing this.
303
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:38,444
My pleasure.
304
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,815
You remember Little Brent?
305
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,319
Hasn't changed a bit.
306
00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:52,625
You say you can kung fu,
but your kung fu
307
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:55,628
doesn't have much
kung fu to it.
308
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,663
Your kung fu sucks.
309
00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,832
I can kung fu.
310
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,534
I bet you can't do handcuffs.
311
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,136
Bet what?
312
00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:06,338
Nothin'. It's just
an expression.
313
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,307
I read up on this stuff.
314
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,476
I know how to get out
of handcuffs.
315
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,178
You get outta these
and we're even.
316
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,347
How are we not even now?
317
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,850
LACEY:
Ow!
318
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,686
She swooped at me!
319
00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:25,024
It should be comin'
out hot soon.
320
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:27,693
Oh, thanks for doing this.
Oh, my pleasure.
321
00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:29,695
We go back a long way.
322
00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,664
Oh, we've had
some good times.
323
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:32,665
Yeah.
324
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:35,000
They don't have to
all be behind us.
325
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,002
Come on, Oscar.
326
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:39,972
You didn't really come over
just to fix a water heater.
327
00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:43,442
I did. I really came over to fix
it. It should be fixed.
328
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,945
Please, let me fix
the water heater.
329
00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,247
Come on, Oscar.
It'll be hot soon.
330
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:51,216
We could make it
hot right now.
331
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,356
Hey.
332
00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,758
Thanks for the
relationship advice.
333
00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:00,759
Aw.
334
00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:02,728
Emma had a romantic
dinner with Oscar.
335
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:05,497
Oh. How did it go?
Oh, it was great.
336
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,967
Bottle of red wine,
scented candles...
337
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,435
Peggy.
338
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:10,936
Peggy was there?
Who's Peggy?
339
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,471
Why'd you invite Peggy?
340
00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:14,907
I didn't invite her, Oscar did.
Who's Peggy?
341
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,576
Why are you taking advice
from me? I'm not married.
342
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,278
I'm not even in a relationship.
343
00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:21,280
She's not even
on the market.
344
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,282
I'm on the market.
345
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,284
I-I'm just not--yeah, aw.
What?
346
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:28,587
I'm not really on
the market, am I?
347
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,956
Oscar's over at her
place right now.
348
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,524
He's at her place?
349
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:35,928
You don't have to put up
with that. Lay down the law.
350
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:38,297
I will. I'm going over there
right now.
351
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:39,898
Thanks, Karen.
352
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,802
Who's Peggy?
353
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,474
BRENT:
Come on, let's just go.
354
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,943
I'm finishin' the comic.
Take it with ya.
355
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,945
I can't just take their comic.
356
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:54,947
We took their tree house.
357
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,383
Uh-oh.
358
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,818
My boys tell me we have
a little problem.
359
00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:03,055
Maybe. No. Why?
What have you heard?
360
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:05,324
They got kicked out
of their tree house.
361
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,459
Oh. It was a bit of a misunder--
362
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:10,963
Ah, no need to apologize.
Boys will be boys.
363
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:12,631
How old are your kids?
364
00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:14,833
My kids?
365
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,168
Oh.
366
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:19,338
Old enough to know better.
That's how old my kids are.
367
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:22,174
Yeah. They don't listen.
(chuckles)
368
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,011
Wait a minute.
369
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,347
You're Brent from the
gas station, right?
370
00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,382
I didn't know you had kids.
371
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,484
Oh. Well, they're my nephews,
372
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:34,686
my brother's nephews.
373
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,322
Wouldn't your brother's
nephews be your kids?
374
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,892
Well, not technically,
because I don't have a brother.
375
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,994
I mean--
Okay, Brent, I'm done.
376
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,197
That's Uncle Brent to you.
377
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:52,504
We have a two-for-one on toilet
paper if you have the coupon.
378
00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:54,673
No, no coupon.
379
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:58,844
You didn't happen to see
a price on here, did ya?
380
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,379
No.
381
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,713
Oh.
382
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,695
Is everything okay?
383
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:18,297
Yeah. Why?
384
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:20,065
Ah, I don't know.
385
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:21,633
You bought your
toilet paper.
386
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,702
Now move on.
387
00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:26,405
(quietly)
I don't suppose you want
to buy a hairpin
388
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,540
or a small nail file?
389
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,280
Well, feel free
to burst in.
390
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:36,748
Where is he?
391
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,417
Who?
392
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:39,918
Oscar.
393
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:41,420
Oscar?
394
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,921
Oscar's not here.
395
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:45,224
Then who's in the shower?
396
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:51,296
You remember Marvin,
from high school?
397
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,599
I sat behind you
in math class.
398
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:55,067
Oh, yeah.
399
00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:02,407
Davis, can you take
these handcuffs off?
400
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:05,010
Handcuffs got ya beat, eh?
401
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,512
I mean take them off...
402
00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:08,780
the table!
403
00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:11,550
How did ya do that?
404
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:14,119
Ah, a good magician never
gives away her tricks.
405
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,788
That's why everybody
hates magicians.
406
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:19,958
Here's your keys back.
407
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:23,061
Okay, now live up to
your end of the deal.
408
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,630
Fine.
409
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:26,298
Hey, Lacey.
410
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:29,801
Learn any of that kung fu?
411
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,670
Could you show me some moves?
412
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,172
Well...
413
00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:34,806
All right.
414
00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:38,977
Swoop at me.,
415
00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:40,579
Okay.
416
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,382
Oh!
417
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,317
I'm completely neutralized!
418
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,519
Oh, I've never felt
so neutralized!
419
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,521
Oh! You're crushing my--
420
00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:51,323
She's done now.
421
00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:55,460
Wow! It finally worked.
422
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:58,664
My-my energy must be really
aligned or something today.
423
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,499
This is even more impressive
424
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,501
than you escaping
from the cop car.
425
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:04,002
Too true.
426
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,604
Well.
427
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,108
You gotta get
that latch fixed.
428
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,843
I'm on it.
429
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,514
Whoa. Drop it.
430
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:24,022
After you're finished that,
we got some logs to move.
431
00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:26,024
All right. But then we're even.
432
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,659
We'll see.
433
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:34,233
See? I told ya we'd find a use
for this front-end loader.
434
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:35,601
Yeah.
435
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:38,370
When you're done there,
get your old uncle a drink.
436
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,250
What's this?
437
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,285
You were right about Peggy.
438
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,287
She was no good.
439
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:58,657
I just wanted to show ya that-
that I appreciate you.
440
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,726
Oh, Oscar.
441
00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:03,061
Mmm.
442
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,699
Aren't these the leftovers
from the dinner I made you?
443
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:11,103
Yeah. Would you heat 'em up?
I think I broke the oven.
444
00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:13,005
You romantic.
445
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,274
Hey, these candles
didn't light themselves.
446
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:17,509
Oh.
447
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,111
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450
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:28,754
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451
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452
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:43,969
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453
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:47,973
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
454
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,008
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455
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,645
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