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I'd like to take this
opportunity to address
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the nation in regard to
some important issues.
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As you know, we live
in a country--
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Um...
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...excuse me.
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Oh, hi, Brent.
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Hello, Mr. Prime Minister.
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Um, I'm just kinda wondering
what you're doing.
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Well, I-I'm speaking
to the nation.
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I'm addressing Canada.
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Oh. Hello, Canada.
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Um, is this something
you have to do right now?
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Is now a bad time?
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Sort of, for me, anyway.
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I kinda had the next
30 minutes planned out.
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Look, couldn't you
do your thing later?
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This is the only half hour
they let me do anything.
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The rest is pretty much
Canadian Idol .
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But what about my message?
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Um, you could do
a mass emailing.
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You could "cc" the nation.
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You know, I like
the way you think.
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Really?
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Well, you-you could make me
minister of something.
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I gotta go.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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(whistle)
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HANK:
Look at this guy, Brent.
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There's a guy makin'
a difference,
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someone doin' somethin'
with his life.
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What are ya on about?
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You know, I've been thinkin',
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I don't contribute to society.
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Sure you do.
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You're a morale booster.
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By contributing nothing,
you make everyone else
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feel good about
themselves.
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That's not good
enough anymore.
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I-I wanna start giving back.
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It's time I reached out
with a selfless spirit
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to the people of this town.
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(honking)
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(yells)
Anytime, Gramps!
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Look, I told you,
you can't park here.
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Oh, we can now.
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I got the special plates.
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I pulled a fast one
on Doc Russell.
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I can barely move.
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My back is in such pain.
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Works for me.
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Just sign this form.
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Whoops.
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There ya go.
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People who use these plates
have something wrong with them,
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more wrong with them.
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Who cares? Now we can park
close to things.
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Where are we, Manhattan?
We always park close to things.
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Gotta think ahead.
(chuckles)
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Try thinking, period.
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Well, I did it. I signed up
to be the crossing guard.
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And you never
thought I'd do it.
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You're right, I didn't,
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'cause you never said
you were gonna do it.
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In your face!
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KAREN:
Well, normally I'd say
that's good, Hank,
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but I don't think it is good,
so I'd be lying.
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Wow. I was inspired by
Mr. Stevens, the crossing guard.
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Everyone he helps across
the street looks up to him.
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That's because they're kids.
They're short.
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It's sad he's hangin' up
the sign, though.
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He was so good with those kids.
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That's a 26 of vodka,
a mickey a gin, and a six pack.
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That'll be eighty bucks.
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Eighty bucks?
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Smokes don't grow on trees.
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I don't know what those kids
are gonna do without him.
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So that's one 26'r of vodka,
a mickey a gin, and a six pack.
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Gimme a hundred bucks.
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Mr. Stevens only
charged eighty.
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Look, you wanna talk
or get gooned?
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LACEY:
Well, aren't you lookin' sporty.
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Eh, I'm trying to train
for that 10K Fun Run.
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Oh, you're running.
Good for you.
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Are you saying I'm fat?
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No!
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No!
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No, I meant I'd like to
get back into running.
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Hey, maybe we should run
together, start a group.
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What's in it for me?
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Motivation, companionship,
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maybe even a little
friendly competition.
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Hey, I'll do it anyway.
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I'm glad you talked me
into this.
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It's nice having
someone to run with.
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Yeah. And to talk to.
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(music playing through
headphones)
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Let's go!
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Oh!
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(cartoon music)
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Oh, hey, Emma.
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Your car's parked illegally
in a handicap spot.
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Oh, that's Oscar.
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Apparently he's handicapped
now because of his back.
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Really?,
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Yeah. He told Doc Russell
he was all in pain,
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so he got the special plates.
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Those plates
are hard to get.
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I have a problem
with my hip flexor.
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It would help if I could
park close to stuff.
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In 25 years as a doctor, that's
the biggest crock I've heard.
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Personally,
I think he's lying.
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Yeah.
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How could that be
the biggest crock?
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HANK:
Whoa.
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Easy.
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(blows whistle)
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Okay, you can cross now.
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I'm sorry about this.
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(blows whistle)
Okay, you can go now.
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I'm still filling up.
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Oh, I'll get it.
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Ah, wait for it.
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(blows whistle)
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(blows whistle)
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KAREN:
He doesn't look handicapped.
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Well, he's probably just
putting on a brave face.
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Let's not mention anything.
He might be sensitive about it.
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Hey, look at me.
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I'm disabled.
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Acceptance is the first step.
Good for you, Oscar.
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You okay?
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Yeah, it's just my back,
flares up every once in a while.
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My aunt has a bad back.
It's terrible.
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Sometimes the pain's too much.
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No. I meant listening to her
go on about it.
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You just sit down.
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I know how you feel.
I'm in a bit of pain myself.
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Running is not as easy
as I remember.
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And you're not
that young anymore.
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I'll get you some coffee,
straight away.
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Thank you, handicapped plates.
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(blowing whistle)
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Okay, it's stop and go.
How much practice do you need?
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What-what about cars comin'
from the other direction?
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Unnecessary. Clearly
you've got the gift.
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Yeah, but that test
is comin' up.
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I need to know it
backwards and forwards.
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How does backwards help you?
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(yells and claps hands)
Hey, Oscar!
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What?
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I knew it.
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That his name's Oscar?
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No, he doesn't have a bad back.
He turned when I yelled.
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That's proves
he's not deaf.
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Oh.
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Smarty pants.
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Thanks.
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At least someone's
my back, my bad back.
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I wanted cream.
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Oh. I'll get it.
You just relax.
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You shouldn't
make fun of him.
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I wasn't making fun.
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I was being skeptical
of his disability.
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Plus it's Oscar.
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We're not talking about
a sympathetic character here.
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But like you said, none of us
are that young anymore.
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She said you're not
that young anymore.
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Still, we should be sympathetic
to those less capable.
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Hey, slowpoke,
chop-chop with the cream.
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Come on.
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You heard Gimpy McGoo.
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Okay, there's a car comin'
and a child waitin' to cross.
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What do you do?
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Very good.
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Okay, this time
there's no car comin'
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and no child wants to cross.
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Very good.
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You pass.
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Yes!
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right in front.
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Did you get any
cinnamon buns?
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No.
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Butter tarts?
No.
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Lemon loaf?
No.
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Did you get any
bakery related items?
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No, nothing.
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But I could park
right in front.
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Wow, these handicapped plates
are really somethin', uh?
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Being disabled, best thing
that ever happened to me.
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What's with the nose?
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Oh.
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It's just somethin' us
crossing guards use.
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I thought it was lifeguards.
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A guard's a guard, Ma'am.
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I'm going to the city. I could
get you a life jacket.
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Oh, I'm-I'm fine.
But-but let me help ya.
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Oh, that's okay.
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(blows whistle)
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Okay, you can cross
now, Ma'am.
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But my car's this way.
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Anytime, Ma'am.
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I want to go this way.
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Get away from me!
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So what you listening
to today?
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A mix. Sum 41, Jann Arden.
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Ah, I can't run
listening to Jann Arden.
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So the tour bus pulls into
Winnipeg and breaks down.
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It was absolutely
terrible.
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And then I got
a sinus infection
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and the only doctor that was
even around was a dentist--
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That's not what I meant.
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Plus, you wouldn't be able
to keep up with her.
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So when the tour bus pulled
into Winnipeg, it broke down.
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It was absolutely
terrible.
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Where you two goin'?
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Wanda and I started
a running club.
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Ah, that explains the threads.
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Threads? What are you,
some sorta '60s beatnik?
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No, that's a common term.
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What other cats
are in this club?
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Right now?
Just me and Lacey.
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We're training
for the Fun Run.
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Geez, there's two words
that don't belong together.
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Will you please join.
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Wanda runs really fast and all
she does is listen to her music.
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Mainly sunny.
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Well, let me think about it.
No.
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Karen, will you join
our running club?
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Sure. But I'm not very fast.
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Oh, that's okay.
We'll adjust.
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It seems like just yesterday
he was able-bodied
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like the rest of us.
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It was yesterday.
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Still, makes you think.
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Hey, Oscar, I can
get that for you.
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What?
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(speaking slowly and loudly)
We're here to help.
Want me to carry that?
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What the hell's
wrong with Davis?
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I knew he'd blow it.
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Go easy on him.
He's handicapped.
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Ooh-oooh.
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Hmm.
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I guess my favouririte pt
is when I'm running
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and I think I can't go anymore,
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and then this calmness kicks in
and the pain disappears.
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Ah, the endorphins. Makes a body
feel like it's dipping into
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a deeper reservoir of fuel.
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And I slept so well last night.
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00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:05,891
Brent, you should run with us.
You'd sleep better.
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00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:09,195
You guys talk about running some
more. I'll drift right off.
257
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,330
You can joke all you want.
Okay.
258
00:12:11,363 --> 00:12:14,567
But I think you should join.
It will be good for you.
259
00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:17,403
I've seen you work up a sweat
stirring coffee.
260
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,839
Coffee's hot.
That's condensation.
261
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:21,907
Look, maybe you're worried
about the competition
262
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,642
or looking foolish.
263
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,945
But the running group
is not about judgement.
264
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,347
It's about gettin' out
and having fun.
265
00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,282
Ah, you guys make
it sound good.
266
00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:32,384
You know what?
I'll see ya tomorrow.
267
00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:35,554
This isn't what
I had in mind.
268
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:43,095
Yeah. Well, at least
Brent can keep up.
269
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,965
About 20 minutes.
270
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:49,235
Hey, Wanda, have you ever
wet your pants on the job?
271
00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:56,742
Oh, hey, Oscar.
272
00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,878
I, uh-I heard you're
mentally handicapped.
273
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,813
I'm not mentally
handicapped.
274
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,948
Oh, right. Sorry. I mean
mentally challenged.
275
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,984
No! I'm just...
276
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,620
I don't know.
I got a bad back.
277
00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:10,122
Oh. Well, let me help you
across the street.
278
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:12,091
I'm not.
279
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,093
I-I'm-I'm a crossing guard.
280
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,428
I do it for everyone,
from the youngest child
281
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,030
to the oldest, feeblest man.
282
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,132
Okay. No special favours.
283
00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:21,634
None.
284
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,936
(blows whistle)
285
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:27,940
Everyone, I am stopping
traffic for Oscar,
286
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,609
not because he's old
and fragile,
287
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,712
but because I stop traffic
for everyone.
288
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:36,649
It is my duty as
your crossing guard
289
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,951
and that is why
I'm patronizing him.
290
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,920
Just treat me normal.
291
00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:43,322
It's great you want
to be treated normal.
292
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:45,324
It's very courageous.
293
00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:47,793
(soft, samba music playing)
294
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:57,670
♪ Someone to hold me tight,
That would be very nice ♪
295
00:13:57,736 --> 00:14:01,974
♪ Someone to love me right,
That would be very nice ♪
296
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:07,146
♪ Someone to take my hand,
To be a team with me ♪
297
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,548
♪ So nice ♪
298
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,952
♪ Life would be so nice... ♪
299
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,154
That was kinda fun.
300
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,489
Next time I think
I should stretch more.
301
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:19,491
Okay, you've
made your point.
302
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,193
You're talking about
the running group?
303
00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:22,695
Yeah, it was fun.
304
00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:24,697
You joined?
305
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:27,867
Brent doesn't run. He sits
in his car and follows us.
306
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,035
It was surprisingly easy.
307
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,204
Maybe I should get out
and do something.
308
00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:34,740
I've been feeling
all logy lately.
309
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,476
Well, we're always
lookin' for more runners.
310
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,150
DAVIS:
This is great.
311
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:48,087
And being part of a group
means I'll keep at it.
312
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,588
I dig that, Daddy-O.
313
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,590
What, are you a hep cat now?
314
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,025
It's somethin' I'm tryin' out.
315
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,226
Oh.
316
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,005
without stoppin'.
317
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,774
Now we drive for an hour,
I don't even notice.
318
00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:10,709
That's what training
will do for ya.
319
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,746
Yeah, gimme some skin.
I don't think that's workin'.
320
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,114
Hey, guys.
321
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:18,284
If you're gonna drive with us
in the race tomorrow,
322
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:20,319
you might as well
carry our stuff.
323
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,521
It seems a bit much for a 10K.
324
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,990
Think of the extra calorie
you'll burn.
325
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,560
Oh, there you are.
326
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:32,097
I was starting to think
you forgot where you lived.
327
00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:34,099
Don't you start.
Start what?
328
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,001
Treatin' me like a feeb.
329
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,504
Everybody in town thinks
I'm an old geezer.
330
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:39,672
Uh-huh?
331
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,340
Oh, because of the plates.
332
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,709
Yes, because of the plates.
333
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,178
Well, I told ya that
would happen. Remember?
334
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,047
Or are you drawing a blank?
335
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,682
It's me, Emma.
336
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:51,784
Stop it! I'm not handicapped.
337
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,819
Now you're in denial.
338
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:55,788
That's it.
I'm taking back the plates.
339
00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:57,289
No.
340
00:15:57,489 --> 00:15:58,524
Why not?
341
00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:00,526
You should be thinking
about your back.
342
00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:03,062
You should be thinking about
your bad, bad back.
343
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:06,265
Holy hell! How much
did all this cost?
344
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,600
Oh, Oscar, now you
can't even concentrate
345
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,736
on one subject at a time.
346
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,105
I'm glad you have the plates.
347
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:17,109
Oh, Karen, I got somethin'
I wanna share with ya,
348
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,811
you know, one officer
to another.
349
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:19,878
Officer?
350
00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:21,046
(blows whistle)
351
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,048
Ah, Hank, no offence.
352
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:24,750
Okay, offence.
353
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,186
But you're a crossing guard.
I know.
354
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:30,289
But that doesn't mean what
you do is any less important.
355
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:33,192
I got some license plates
of some cars
356
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:35,194
that were speedin'
through the school zone.
357
00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:37,129
Now you're a snitch.
Yeah.
358
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:40,065
That's actually
kinda helpful.
359
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,534
I think the second
one's yours.
360
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,570
I was in a rush.
361
00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:47,139
Look, Hank, this is good
of you and all,
362
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,708
but maybe just stick
to what you know best,
363
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:52,344
or at least to being
a crossing guard.
364
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,246
Police work is
for the police.
365
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,415
That's why we carry the badges.
366
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,851
Where is your badge, anyway?
367
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,223
I lost my badge.
368
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,225
You lost a badger?
My badge.
369
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,627
I had it with me
when I was running.
370
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,796
Losing your badge is
pretty serious, isn't it?
371
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,198
It's not as bad as
losing your gun.
372
00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,734
Have you seen my gun?
373
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,303
Oh, here it is.
374
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,739
Good. The only thing worse
than losing your gun,
375
00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:22,374
losing your badge.
376
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,878
(indiscernible chatter)
377
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,918
I wanna run in this
thing with you guys.
378
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:35,754
Okay. But Lacey's kinda slow.
379
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,891
I'm faster than a lame old man.
380
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:40,893
(chatter stops)
381
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,764
Sorry.
382
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,133
(chatter resumes)
383
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,369
Just try and keep up, okay?
384
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:53,939
What do you want?
385
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,741
One of my people found it.
386
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,377
My badge?
387
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,779
No one needs to know
about this.
388
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,482
Now, you may not respect me,
but I respect me,
389
00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:04,983
and I respect you.
390
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,553
In fact, I have enough
respect to make up
391
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:10,789
for the lack of respect
that you don't have for me,
392
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,424
respectfully.
393
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,936
Want some water?
394
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:26,872
It's important
to stay hydrated.
395
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,841
I wonder if she over trained.
396
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,576
What do you think, Doc?
397
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,711
Well, it's a pretty common
mistake for beginners.
398
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,947
No, I didn't over train.
399
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,682
My knee's just sore,
that's all.
400
00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:39,685
I can get you some
handicap plates if you want.
401
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:43,322
You want to get in?
There's no shame in quittin'.
402
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,290
Oh, I should quit.
403
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,426
Good reverse psychology.
404
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,027
Hang in there, Lacey.
405
00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:51,029
We'll drive alongside
and motivate ya.
406
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:53,665
You're almost at Main Street.
You can do this.
407
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,300
We can do this.
408
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:56,802
Thanks, guys.
409
00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:59,571
Oh, the engine light is on.
It's all the idling.
410
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,306
Sorry, Lacey.
We gotta go.
411
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,808
What? No! Wait!
412
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:04,176
My knee!
413
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:05,711
My knee!
414
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:07,713
Hey, slow down.
What is it?
415
00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:09,715
Some kids want to cross
the street.
416
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:11,783
We're in the
middle of a race.
417
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,820
Your jurisdiction, your call.
418
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,558
Sorry, guys.
419
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,727
Stop the car, Brent.
420
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,537
That took a lot
of courage, Oscar.
421
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,038
You're so brave.
422
00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:34,940
I'm not courageous.
I'm able-bodied.
423
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,441
Ah, that's the spirit.
424
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,010
I'm able-bodied.
425
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,246
(gasping)
It's okay.
426
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,515
Thanks. I'm good.
427
00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:50,856
Aah!
428
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:53,358
Geez, I love electrolytes!
429
00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:59,798
I'm sorry I was
hard on you.
430
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,934
I'm happy to call you
a colleague.
431
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,336
Not after what happened
on the run.
432
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,904
But you stopped
for those kids.
433
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,573
I hesitated.
434
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:10,542
If I was any kinda officer
I wouldn't have even flinched.
435
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,277
I let the kids down.
436
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,413
I can't look myself
in the eye anymore
437
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,381
and call myself
a crossing guard.
438
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:17,883
I'm done.
439
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:19,885
Cool. Whatever.
440
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,499
Get me a soda.
441
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,001
Why are you so chipper?
442
00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:38,670
(chuckles)
She's mad at me.
443
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,806
He returned the special plates.
444
00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:44,042
Oh. Sorry to hear
you've been re-abled.
445
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:47,479
I had to park half a block
from the Co-Op this morning.
446
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:49,881
Join the running group.
It makes a difference.
447
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,383
Oh, I hate running.
448
00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:53,685
What about the group?
Oh, I quit.
449
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:57,222
The way the others were talkin',
I think they're done too.
450
00:20:57,322 --> 00:21:01,059
Ah, this is great.
Yeah, way better without Lacey.
451
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,761
It's fun to run.
452
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:06,064
Call us next time you're in town
and we'll do this again.
453
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,833
You guys motivate
me so much.
454
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:10,602
Did I tell you about
the time my tour bus--
455
00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:11,603
Yes.
456
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,839
Okay.
457
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:17,376
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459
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460
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:26,852
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you don't know ♪
461
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:34,860
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I just don't know ♪
462
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:42,234
♪ It's a great big place ♪
463
00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:46,238
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
464
00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:48,240
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
465
00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:51,877
♪ I don't know
Yes you do ♪
466
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:55,881
♪ You just won't admit it ♪
467
00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:59,384
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00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:05,090
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469
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