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Suntan lotion.
Check.
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Sunglasses.
Check.
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Hey, what's up?
Are you goin' somewhere?
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It's my annual vacation. It
comes every two or three years.
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Like my annual raise.
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Well, where are you goin'?
Somewhere sunny, I assume?
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Not necessarily.
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Well, what's with all the sun
stuff, sunscreen, sunglasses?
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I packed tennis shoes. Doesn't
mean I'm goin' to Wimbledon.
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Okay, see ya.
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See ya.
See ya.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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Hey, the potluck's comin' up.
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Remind Davis to
sign up for napkins.
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No. Every year he weasels out of
cooking by bringing napkins.
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Yeah. But they're always
nice napkins.
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Yeah.
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It's not fair.
He's gotta cook this year.
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No Get-Out-Of-Napkin-Free card.
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How do you get out of a napkin?
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You know, if you're gonna
use a Monopoly analogy,
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it should be a
Get-Out-Of-Kitchen-Free card.
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I think it was a mistake to go
down the free card road.
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Davis is gonna cook,
that's all I'm saying.
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Yes, that is all
you're saying.
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OSCAR:
Sure, make friends with
a robot, see if I care.
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I don't know why Brent
brought that over.
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It's for email.
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(scoffs)
Email. It doesn't even
use stamps.
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What are the stamp people
supposed to do now?
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You mean the Post Office?
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No, I mean the people
who make and design the stamps.
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Does anybody ever
think about them?
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One lunatic's enough.
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It's all Internet this
and typey that.
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What ever happened to good old
face-to-face conversation?
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Well, if you feel that
strongly about it--
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Shssh! Commercial's over.
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Brent left for
his vacation?
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Yep, took off this morning.
He's now incommunicado.
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Where's that?
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You're familiar with the
Island of Ignoramus?
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Where did he go, anyway?
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We never know
till he gets there,
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and only if he sends
a postcard.
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By the time you get
that, he's off to some
other exotic country.
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Brent goes to two countries
on one vacation?
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Wow.
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Let me ask you a question.
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Okay, but then you gotta
answer mine.
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Sure.
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I'm just wondering how-how
Brent affords trips like that.
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Well?
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That wasn't a question,
"I wonder" such and such.
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You're just telling us
what you're wondering.
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Oh. Well, fine. I'll ask again.
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Ah, one question each. My turn.
Where's Communicado?
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I just want to know-I mean
tell me how-I mean how does--
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yes, that's a question--
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how does Brent afford
vacations like this?
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He just manages somehow.
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Actually, I'm a little
jealous of the guy.
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Yeah, me too.
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Brent may not know much, but he
sure knows how to vacation.
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Yeah. I mean just
look at him out there.
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Hey-hey-hey,
potluck sign-up.
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That's right.
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Potlucks are so easy.
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Sign up for one thing, you get
a whole meal. I love 'em.
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I bet you do.
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Hey, you want a coffee?
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I'm bringing
napkins this year.
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Yeah, yeah,
I saw that.
Great.
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You must be a little
disappointed.
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No. No, I like it
when there's napkins.
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It cuts down on
stains and whatnot.
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And you're doing main course,
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the whole main course,
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all of it.
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Yeah. I'll have to think
of somethin' good.
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Because normally
it's the opposite,
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I do main course,
you do napkins.
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Yeah. It's a funny
old world, Karen,
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a funny old world.
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Brent, I gotta tell you,
this looks kinda--
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HANK:
Lacey, come here.
It's an emergency.
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What's going on?
What are you doing?
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You can't talk to Brent
when he's on vacation.
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So there's no emergency?
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Yes, there is.
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That emergency is you talkin'
to Brent on his vacation.
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If we could talk to him,
he wouldn't be on vacation.
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He needs a break from all the
pressures and stress of work.
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Stress? He pumps maybe
40 litres of gas a day
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and drinks 50 litres
of coffee with Hank.
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So then replace the word
"stress" with "fumes"
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and the word "pressures"
with "Hank."
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The guy still deserves
a break.
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Well, I am sorry for
trying to talk to my friend,
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who's sitting ten feet from
where I usually talk to him.
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It's okay.
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You didn't know.
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Nice of you to pay a visit
to your place of business.
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Me?
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You know your son is just
sitting in a lawn chair
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out on the grass?
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He's on vacation.
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He puts on a Hawaiian shirt
and drinks mai tais
by the gas pumps.
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That doesn't seem weird
to anyone?
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Hah! That doesn't even make the
list of the top 100 weird things
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that kid does.
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He gave a computer
to his own mother.
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That email Emma sent
was pretty funny, eh?
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Oh, yeah. Do you think
that was a real penguin?
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Oh, he musta been.
(chuckling)
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What did the penguin do?
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You didn't get it?
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No.
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Well, Oscar, penguins
don't usually drive cars.
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(laughing)
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I think he meant he
didn't receive it.
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Oh, well.
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It was hilarious.
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I'm gettin' the email.
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What? So you're gonna go and
figure it out all by yourself
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and next time we see you,
you'll have email?
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Damn straight.
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I told 'em I could
figure it out.
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So that's how you send.
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Great. Where's the penguin?
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Hey, everybody, I just got
a postcard from Brent.
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He's in Aruba.
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Wow! That is good mail service.
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"Dear Hank.
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"Aruba is warm, but windier
than I anticipated.
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"I've lost seven hats so far.
Havin' a wonderful time.
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Send more hats."
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That's a Dog River postcard,
with Aruba written on it.
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Wait. He puts "Ha-ha-ha."
So that's a joke.
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He doesn't really want us
to send more hats.
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I sent ya an email.
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You have email?
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That's right.
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I put the gigabits into
the floppy drive and boom.
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I'm impressed. You did that
all by yourself?
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Well, Ian helped, a bit.
The guy's a genius.
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Hey, Mrs. Leroy.
You got any cookies?
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They're in the jar marked
"Cookies," Whiz Kid.
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So where's this email?
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Give it time.
I only sent it today.
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What address did you use?
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You know it's not the one
on the front of the house?
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I know. It's gotta have
that "at" sign in it.
I'm not an idiot.
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You have no idea
where you sent it.
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Well, how many Emmas can
there be in the Internet?
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(speaking Chinese)
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I need an explanation.
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Will you--
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you at least need
to talk to me,
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because it's rude
to just sit--
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Dear Lacey. I hope this
postcard finds you well.
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What are you doing?
I've spent the last
few days in Aruba.
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What, you're a
verbal postcard now?
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As I'm not in Dog River, I can't
speak with you directly.
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I know this must seem
foolish to you,
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but I've never been one
to bow to peer pressure.
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Except when I had that
cigarette in high school,
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and wearing rugby pants
in the '80s. I don't know.
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Anyway, I wish you were
here in person
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so I could tell you
this directly.
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I am there. I'm-I mean
I'm here. You're here.
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I must sign off now.
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We're about to land in Madrid,
and Kyle, our flight attendant,
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has demanded I put my table tray
in its upright position.
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He's a saucy one.
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See ya soon. Hola. Brent.
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But it's main course. You gotta
put some effort into it.
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Oh, I'm not too worried.
It's not like napkins.
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With napkins, you have to
pick a theme,
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then make sure all different
sizes, dessert, cocktail, main,
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are available in said theme.
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People use them to wipe
ketchup off their face.
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Don't underestimate napkins.
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Well, don't underestimate
main course.
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I'm not sure I'll
be doing it at all.
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Hank got a bunch of steaks from
his cousin and wants to trade me
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for hot side dish, which
would be easier, actually.
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Thanks a lot for the steaks.
These are gonna be great.
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You sure you'll be
able to eat all those?
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Oh, yeah. I love steaks.
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Oh, wait. Now I gotta find
somethin' for the potluck.
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Frankly, I'm a little worried
about my hot side dish.
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I-I got a great recipe
for sweet potato pie,
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really easy, really good.
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Sorry, buddy, can't
trade with ya.
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Ah, no biggy.
It's only main course.
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Check your email.
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Fine.
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What do ya do?
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Here.
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(bell dings)
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What do you mean
you're going out?
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(typing)
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Make your own lunch.
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(typing)
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I know what a sandwich is.
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(typing)
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It's in the tin box that
says "Bread" on it.
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Watch your language, Emma.
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You're gonna get us
kicked off the Internet.
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Is Aruba near Cuba?
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They don't arrange
countries phonetically.
219
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Oh.
220
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It would be cool if
they did, though.
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Then Canada would be next to
Granada . (rhymes with Canada)
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It's Gran-ay-da.
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Yeah, right.
And we live in Can-ay-da.
224
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So did Brent tell ya
where he was goin' next?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, he just landed in Madrid,
which is right beside Fadrid .
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Ah, lucky skunk.
228
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Hank, he's not lucky.
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He's delusional.
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I mean do you ever
imagine yourself
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travelling somewhere you're not?
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No. I can't pull it off.
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I've tried.
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I've, uh, pictured myself
on an island
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and I imagine some pretty girl
rubbin' oil on my back,
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and then I imagine her boyfriend
poundin' my face in.
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Then I imagine I'm
suddenly made out of steel
238
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and a laser gun grows
outta my shoulder
239
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and I start shootin' at the guy.
240
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That's what you imagine
every time?
241
00:11:06,298 --> 00:11:08,501
Well, no.
242
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Sometimes a bazooka
comes outta my chest.
243
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Hmm.
244
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Well, that doesn't sound
very relaxing.
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I know.
246
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,511
Brent's got the gift, you know?
247
00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:21,147
He pictures himself
all over the world,
248
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:24,483
while I'm stuck here
not goin' anywhere.
249
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:29,622
Reading his postcard
from Fadrid,
250
00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:32,491
it kinda stinks
when you think about it.
251
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,994
It's selfish.
252
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,329
You're right, Lacey,
I should go tell him off.
253
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,831
Thanks.
254
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:41,567
What?
255
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,202
Where's my coffee?
256
00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:46,338
I sent ya an email
a half an hour ago.
257
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,676
Great. I'll do main course
258
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,678
and you can do
jellied salads instead.
259
00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:54,246
Sure thing. Works for me.
260
00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:55,715
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
261
00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:57,383
Why would you do that?
262
00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:01,087
I gave my sister my jelly moulds
and she went out of town.
263
00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:03,222
Well-well, I have moulds,
tons of moulds.
264
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:05,357
I'd be happy to
lend them to you.
265
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,359
Oh, that would be great.
266
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,795
I guess you'll have to
stick to main course.
267
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:12,031
Sure thing. Works for me.
268
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,266
Karen, are you sure?
269
00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:15,601
Oh, you bet.
270
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,304
If there's one thing I have,
it's jelly moulds.
271
00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:21,073
How much are these
jelly moulds?
272
00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:24,877
Did you get my funny email?
273
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:25,845
No.
274
00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,346
I sent you a bunch.
275
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,348
I know. None of them
were funny.
276
00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:30,850
They're L-O-L.
277
00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,418
Lame Out Loud?
278
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,220
Could you stop sending them?
279
00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:36,155
The attachments are
clogging up my inbox.
280
00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:39,091
That's probably because
you hooked your hard drive
into the protocol
281
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,994
and then used your bytes to
spam it up the Internet.
282
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,997
How will we tell when you
actually do lose your mind?
283
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,933
This coming from a woman
who doesn't even read emails.
284
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,602
I know techie stuff.
285
00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:51,670
Ask Ian.
286
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:54,707
Does Lacey sell cookies?
287
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:58,410
"Cookies" is
computer talk.
288
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:06,585
What do you make of this?
289
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,255
WANDA:
I don't know, but I know
it's not healthy.
290
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,891
He's got the bug spray
right beside the cooking spray.
291
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,993
That's got lawsuit
written all over it.
292
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,227
No.
293
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:17,696
I mean Brent out there on
the grass, his vacation.
294
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:20,633
If he wants to sit there
and not talk, let him.
295
00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,535
We've seen him standing
and not talking.
296
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,103
We're not missin' much.
Yeah.
297
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,338
I just feel badly for him,
that's all.
298
00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:29,308
What if someone sprays poison
bug repellent on a muffin tray?
299
00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:32,545
It's like he'd like to go on
a real vacation, but can't.
300
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:36,615
Or you walk into a cloud
of mosquitoes and whip out
a can of Pam.
301
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:40,152
I get the feeling you
don't find this as sad as I do.
302
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,554
Not really.
303
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:43,989
Just look at him, imagining
he's on some beach somewhere,
304
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,458
but still
in sight of work.
305
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:49,161
Yeah, you're right.
Screw him!
306
00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:51,163
No, I didn't say that.
307
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:53,666
He sits there mocking us
on his lawn chair
308
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,267
while we do all the work.
309
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,703
Kind of a jerky thing
for him to do.
310
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,172
This has been a real eye
opener. Thanks, Lacey.
311
00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:01,674
Oh, no. Wanda, wait!
312
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,778
Dear Brent.
I know you're on vacation.
313
00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:07,446
But if you get a chance,
314
00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:09,849
maybe in between your pedicure
and your mud bath,
315
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:13,385
you can fix the debit machine
like you said you would.
316
00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:14,854
All the best.
Wanda.
317
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:18,190
Dear Wanda. You can do it.
Sincerely, Brent.
318
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:19,491
Dear Brent.
319
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:23,362
I don't have the pass codes
to fix the machines, do I?
320
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:25,364
P.S. Your shirt's ugly.
321
00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:26,665
Dear Brent.
322
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,568
If you were a pal, you'd
dream me over there with ya
323
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,903
instead of
leavin' me here.
324
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,873
Dear Hank. If I wanted you here,
I woulda stayed there.
325
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:37,176
Dear Brent.
You suck out loud!
326
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:41,213
P.S. You got pasty
white chicken legs.
327
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,749
Dear Lacey.
328
00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:46,685
I can't help but get the feeling
you've ruined a good thing.
329
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:50,489
Wish you were here so I
could thank you in person.
330
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,201
the postcard talk.
331
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,036
I'm back now.
332
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:06,739
I didn't mean to ruin it.
It's not your fault.
333
00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:09,408
You just hounded me and everyone
until our bubble burst
334
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,377
and the good times came
crashin' down.
335
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:12,811
It's no biggy.
336
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,847
I couldn't wrap
my head around it.
337
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:16,749
Everybody said that you
went on vacation
338
00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:18,450
and you stayed here.
339
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,286
Yeah. I call it a staycation.
340
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:22,021
It's actually quite relaxing.
341
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,622
Maybe you can
get back there.
342
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,157
Where were you last,
Hawaii?
343
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,559
Oh, no. Too many tourists
this time of year.
344
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:30,129
Can't you just imagine
it's another time of year?
345
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,464
Time travel? I'm not a warlock.
346
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:33,999
Anyway, what's done is done.
347
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,135
No! No, no.
We can do this.
348
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,304
I'm goin' to
Tahiti right now.
349
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:42,041
Okey-doke. I'm gonna go
fix a debit machine.
350
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,144
Kyle says, uh,
"Fasten your seatbelts."
351
00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:51,850
Hey, Jane Kendal wants to trade
with Davis for the potluck.
352
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,019
I know how you're all
weird about that.
353
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:56,388
I'm not weird.
354
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:58,290
Napkins is easy, way easy.
355
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:01,627
Main course, way, way hard.
356
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:04,730
Yeah, you're not
weird at all.
357
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,665
Anyway, I'm supposed
to bake cupcakes,
358
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,467
but Len's trying
to lose weight
359
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:10,803
and the smell of them
drives him crazy.
360
00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:13,138
Hey, no problem.
Oh.
361
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,707
(cell phone ringing)
362
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,241
Hello?
363
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:19,178
Yeah, it's Karen. I heard
you needed an oven.
364
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:22,214
You could use mine.
It loves to be used.
365
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,316
You should use it.
366
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,918
Okay, then.
367
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,520
Ah, never mind.
368
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:31,190
Consider it never minded.
369
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:39,565
I need to use the computer.
You've been on it all afternoon.
370
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:42,434
Ah, relax. I'm just finishing
an email.
371
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:46,271
P. Dot.
372
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:50,109
S. Dot.
373
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,877
I--
374
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,079
For the love of Pete,
just send it.
375
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:55,614
Oh, don't rush me, woman.
376
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,851
I'm on the information
super roadway thingy.
377
00:16:58,884 --> 00:16:59,918
Now what?
378
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:01,887
IAN:
Hit Return.
379
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,223
Don't you have a home?
380
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:06,859
I'm goin' to the kitchen.
Do you want anything?
381
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,193
Yeah.
382
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:10,896
When you get to the
back door, keep going.
383
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:13,332
OSCAR:
Did you say
return or delete?
384
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:14,967
Mmm.
385
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:17,669
Is spaghetti hard to make?
386
00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:19,405
You don't know
what you're making?
387
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,373
Don't rush him.
It's not till tonight.
388
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:22,541
Yeah.
389
00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:24,410
Man, the service around
here's gettin' worse.
390
00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:26,178
Where the heck's Lacey?
391
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,580
Staycation.
392
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:32,885
You know, I have changed my
mind about this vacation thing.
393
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,686
Oh, this is great.
394
00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:38,157
I'm in the South of France
right now.
395
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:40,826
Ah, how come
I can hear ya?
396
00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:42,861
Because I'm a postcard.
397
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:46,432
But you didn't
say, "Dear Hank."
398
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,467
You're not in the
South of France.
399
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,170
You're stuck here
with the rest of us.
400
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:02,714
Well, if you'll excuse me,
I've got a little free time
401
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:05,150
before the big potluck.
402
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,186
Okay, I'm ready to go.
403
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,754
Oh.
404
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:10,456
Right.
405
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:14,626
The jellies aren't gelling.
406
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,495
Are your moulds coated
with something?
407
00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:17,963
How should I know?
408
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:19,498
Well, they're your moulds.
409
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,567
I'll-I'll come over.
410
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,470
I think your breadmaker's
on fire.
411
00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:25,437
Oh.
412
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:26,972
(Phone ringing)
413
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,440
Hello?
414
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,676
I don't know about
this sweet potato pie.
415
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,211
The potatoes aren't sweet.
416
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:34,646
Did you buy sweet potatoes?
417
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:38,183
It's hard to tell until you
get 'em home and taste them.
418
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,785
I'll-I'll be right over.
419
00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:42,187
(breadmaker alarm dinging)
420
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:46,325
Oscar, there's been an incident.
We need to talk.
421
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,660
Not now.
I'm downloading a Google.
422
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,295
Well, you'll have to stop.
423
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:53,232
I just got a call from
the folks at the Internet.
424
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,234
Oh, no. I didn't do anything.
425
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,035
Yeah? Well, according
to their records,
426
00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:59,605
you attached some
infected blogs that...
427
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:02,407
Fire wired themselves
to the zip link?
428
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,943
Yeah, on the mainframe.
429
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:07,246
It was Ian's fault.
He's a bad apple.
430
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:10,249
I-I hope we didn't annoy
everyone down at the Internet.
431
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:12,317
Yeah, well, they're
pretty ticked off.
432
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:15,320
But I think I can make
this all go away
433
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:18,023
if Oscar promises never
to go online again.
434
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,691
Just do what they say.
435
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,126
Fine.
436
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,029
But don't think I'm not gonna
write a letter to the Internet.
437
00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:25,931
The stamp people will
back me up.
438
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,432
Thanks a lot.
439
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,034
You bet.
440
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,404
Here's your main course.
441
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,373
All right!
442
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:42,247
Mm, Davis, these
crepes are amazing.
443
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:43,749
The who?
444
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:45,284
The crepes you brought.
445
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:46,718
Oh, yeah.
446
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,287
Yeah, I like 'em too.
447
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,623
You know, it's really
hard finding a good
recipe for grapes.
448
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:52,824
For what?
449
00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:55,260
The-the-the-the
thing you said.
450
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:59,264
Okay, the sweet potato pie
is there, Jane has her cupcakes,
451
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,300
the jelly salads
are holding together.
452
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,936
Hey, uh, where
are the napkins?
453
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:06,004
I have ketchup
on my face.
454
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:10,542
Right, napkins,
good old napkins.
455
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,744
You didn't bring napkins?
456
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:15,380
Don't worry. I've got
some spares in my car.
457
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:18,650
There's no unifying theme,
but I think they'll work.
458
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:20,152
Hey, everybody.
459
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:23,288
Davis brought the main
course and napkins.
460
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,390
(cheering and applause)
461
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,796
I heard you just
brought grapes.
462
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,910
One for her too, please.
463
00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:46,144
What?
464
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,747
I just ordered you
a drink from the bar.
465
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:51,850
Well, Brent Leroy,
aren't you sweet.
466
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,453
I imagine I am.
467
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:58,357
Well, here's to some
well-deserved time off.
468
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,325
The drinks haven't come yet.
469
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:01,660
Oh.
470
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,328
But I appreciate the thought.
471
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,463
Cheers.
472
00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:06,698
Well, maybe we can
do it again sometime.
473
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,433
Yeah, absolutely.
474
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,936
Only next time could ya
fill this with pie?
475
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:13,672
I don't bake
on staycation.
476
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,809
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479
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480
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481
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482
00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:46,705
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
483
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:48,707
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484
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