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I want you to meet
David and Carol.
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David, Carol,
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Davis and Karen.
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Hi.
Hi.
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They're gonna be the new
Dog River Fire Department.
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What about the Volunteer
Fire Department?
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(phone ringing)
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MAN:
Hello?
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I can't go to a fire now.
It's 3:30.
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This is when I take
my afternoon nap.
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He was taking the volunteer
part too seriously.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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Hey, Wanda, have
you seen my shades?
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Shades?
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Maybe you should ask the Fuzz.
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No need to be insulting.
I wasn't being insulting.
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I just didn't think anybody
still used the word "shades,"
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Jive Turkey.
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Apology accepted.
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DAVIS:
Hey, Lacey.
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This is David and Carol.
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They're Dog River's
new Fire Department.
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Oh, hi there. Welcome.
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It's nice to be here.
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Can I get a coffee to go?
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Sure.,
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In my travel mug,
if you don't mind.
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That's a big mug
you got there.
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Yeah?
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Can you fill
mine too, please.
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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I'll go brew another pot.
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(barking)
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What is it? What is it, Boy?
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(barking)
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What?
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My glasses,
you found them!
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Nice! Good boy!
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What? What?
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Girl?
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Wait! Come back!
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Hey. What ya lookin' at?
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I'm thinking about getting some
Corner Gas souvenir type stuff.
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Oh. You think that that's
what people want?
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Yeah.
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If by people you mean me.
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Hmm.
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I need to ask you some advice.
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A lot of people come to
The Ruby and get coffee to go.
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Well, you put the word "café"
on the roof in giant letters.
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I don't think they should be
able to use any size travel mug.
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This is tough to figure out.
What?
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Are you being anal or cheap?
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Anal, I'm being anal.
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I just-I just want a
uniform-sized travel mug.
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Okay, maybe I'm being
a little cheap,
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but it's like 90% anal,
10% cheap.
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You know what? I'm just
gonna go with anal.
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Hey, how about these?
Ruby Travel Mug.
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Hmm.
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Are they expensive?
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Oh, now you're being cheap.
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Tell you what.
I'll go halvsies with ya.
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Pretty please?
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I can't resist you when you talk
like a seven-year-old girl.
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You're the bestest!
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EMMA:
Did you do the leaves yet?
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Did you get
rid of them?
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I have to get rid
of them too?
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I said rake the leaves
and get rid of them.
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Sorry for the confusion.
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There wouldn't be any
confusion or leaves
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if you'd let me
handle this my way.
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(chainsaw buzzing)
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(crashing)
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(car alarm wailing,
horns honking)
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Yeah. But you're less likely
to kill someone with a rake,
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slightly less likely.
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Hey, I might
need your help.
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I don't know, cut out carbs,
maybe exercise more?
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I don't want
to lose weight.
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And nor should you,
Big Guy.
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Uh. I mean, um,
Regular-sized Guy.
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I just don't want Lacey
to get the best of me
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in this whole travel
mug logo thing.
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How would she get
the best of you?
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and most people
are right handed.
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Ergo, I wanna put the Corner
Gas logo on the near side,
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so that whoever's drinking it
can read it.
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I gotta figure out
how to trick Lacey
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into wanting her logo
on the other side.
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Have you thought about
asking her if you can put
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the Corner Gas logo
on the near side?
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Blind her with simplicity,
that's pretty devious.
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But I was thinking more like a
two-headed coin or somethin'.
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Oscar!
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I think I just met
the Littlest Hobo.
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How tall was he?
Did he ask you for money?
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No, no. From the TV show,
you know, Canada's Lassie,
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"There's a voice
keeps on callin' me"?
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A hobo is calling you?
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No, Hobo's a dog.
A dog is calling you?
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No, the voice is
calling the dog.
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The dog hears voices?
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I need to talk to you
about this mug thing.
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Did you order them?
When will they get here?
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We need to figure out
what side to put The Ruby on
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and what side to
put Corner Gas on.
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I'm not sure I follow
what you're saying.
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Well, here. Like should
The Ruby go on this side
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or should Corner Gas
go on this side?
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We could pick a number
between one and ten.
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Okay, whatever.
I'll pick seven.
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Oh, you were way off.
It was two.
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So I'll put Corner Gas
on the near side.
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Okay. Just, uh,
do it soon, okay?
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Okay.
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(barking)
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What do you want?
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(barking)
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Get lost!
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(barking)
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(bark)
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My plan went perfectly.
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Good. What plan?
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Operation Logo Location.
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Oh, I forgot how important
that was to me.
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Hey, Guys! Guess what?
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I just met the Littlest Hobo.
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The dog?
Yeah.
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You met a fictional character?
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Maybe he was based on truth.
140
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Maybe the Littlest Hobo was
the first ever reality show.
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Did you ever think of that?
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Hold on.
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If I can see my logo,
her logo's on the outside,
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the whole while giving
her free advertising.
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Come on, Guys!
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I can only handle one
weird obsession at a time.
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Some German Shepherd just came
up and started to bark at me!
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See, that proves it.
It's the Hobo.
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Well, of course it is.
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What other dog
would think to use
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the Hobo's signature
bark sound?
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Should my logo be on the
outside right or outside left?
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What the hell are
you talking about?
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It's the Hobo and
I'll prove it.
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Getting dizzy,
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head spinning,
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feeling faint!
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Oh, it was good times.
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Tongue swelling,
skull pounding!
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Whatcha doin', Hank?
You're gonna get grass stains.
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Here! Let's roll!
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What?
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(grunting and muffled sounds)
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Get the-what the hell
are ya doin'? I'm okay!
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What is that,
ham and cheese?
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Enjoy your day.
Bye.
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(sighs)
I'm glad they're here.
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Yeah.
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What?
Don't you like them?
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No. He seems nice enough.
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I'm not sure about
that Carol, though.
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She seems a little quick
to judge.
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I noticed that about
her right away.
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There's just something
about firefighters
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that make you feel safe, like
the way they saved Hank's life.
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Well, okay, that's
not the best example.
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But, still, it's just the way
they protect our community.
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I couldn't help notice
a large pile of leaves
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still sitting in our front yard.
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You just asked
me yesterday.
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I asked you for the
10th time yesterday.
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That's what I'm sayin'.
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Where's Brent?
I don't know.
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(chuckling)
I'll just pay later.
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(barking)
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It's that damn dog again!
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(barking)
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Hey, what's all
the commotion?
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It's the Hobo dog that
Hank was talkin' about.
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Why is barkin' at ya?
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I dunno.
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Dogs bark.
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Were you gonna pull
a dine and dash?
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You can't dine on gas.
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Well, then a pump and scram,
or whatever it's called,
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a hose and bolt?
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I was not.
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And it's called
a gas and dash, ya jackass.
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Happy now?
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(bark)
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I don't care what you say,
it could still be the Hobo.
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I didn't say anything.
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You were thinkin' it.
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The show's been off
the air for 20 years.
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I'm pretty sure the Littlest
Hobo is lifting his leg
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on the Pearly Gates
by now.
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Excuse me, Wanda, I think you're
forgettin' about dog years.
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That's...
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three dog years ago
to you and me.
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That's right, Hank. Seven
times twenty equals three.
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Hey, could you do
my taxes next year?
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But if he knew I was dyin',
why didn't he save me?
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Maybe he knows you.
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Oh.
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Because he knew that help was
nearby, or that I was fakin' it.
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He knew I wasn't in peril.
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A big fireman French kissing
you isn't peril?
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00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:03,469
Do you think firefighters
get more respect than us?
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We have respect.
220
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Hey, dingledorks, I need
you to do something.
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00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,774
Dingledorks?
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There's a dog barking at
everyone. He's a small hobo.
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What do you want us
to do about it?
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He's a drifter.
Run him outta town!
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Oh, I don't know.
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00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:20,519
That's what the sheriff
did to Rambo in First Blood,
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and that didn't work out at all.
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Fine.
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Maybe the Fire Department
will help me out.
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Rambo.
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Ha, that was funny, Davis.
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What's so funny about it?
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Oh, Lacey. I don't want to
make this a big deal,
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but maybe we should rethink
this logo thing.
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For the travel mugs?
Yeah.
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I thought you ordered
them yesterday.
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I was going to, but
I thought maybe it's not fair
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for me to hog the
inside right spot.
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There's a lotta right-handed
people in the world,
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so maybe we should do half
the logo on the outside right,
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half the logo on
the inside right,
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or something, or I could
just be left outside.
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I barely know what
you're talking about.
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Please, just order them.
245
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Sure. Yeah, you're right,
I'm over thinking this.
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Okay, so I'll be inside left,
you'll be outside left.
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Good. Okay. Done deal, then.
248
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I bet that keener
Carol will help Oscar.
249
00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,847
Yeah. So will David.
250
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She's such a suck up.
251
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And he's such a let's roll.
252
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Everyone else
seems to like them.
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People like them because
they're all fun and games
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and spraying water on things.
255
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,593
We're cops.
We have to be serious.
256
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,697
We have to keep an eye out
for trouble and danger.
257
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,098
Uh-oh!
258
00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:42,401
I'm blindfolded and
walkin' out into traffic!
259
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,903
Help, Hobo, help!
260
00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:46,972
You're right. But they're really
connecting with the community.
261
00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:49,475
Yeah. Maybe it would be better
for us, politically,
262
00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:50,976
if we helped Oscar.
263
00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,511
(tires screeching)
264
00:11:55,748 --> 00:12:00,019
I wonder if Lacey has swindled
me in this whole logo business.
265
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,755
She told you she doesn't
care about the logos
266
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:06,492
to make you believe that she
doesn't care about the logos.
267
00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:08,494
Cagey wench.
268
00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:12,331
Yeah, she's doin' some
sorta Zen Vulcan mind twist.
269
00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:15,000
She's playin' this better
than I thought she would.
270
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,969
You probably think
I'm an idiot.
271
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:19,505
No, not at all.
Good.
272
00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:23,109
But keep in mind, I spend
a lot of time with a guy
273
00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:25,544
who thinks the Littlest Hobo
has been reincarnated.
274
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,748
Hey, maybe we'll get some
free food outta this.
275
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:31,751
I haven't had one of Emma's
casseroles in a while.
276
00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:33,753
(knocking)
277
00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:39,091
What do you want?
278
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,760
We thought maybe we'd--
(laughter)
279
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,728
DAVID:
Emma, this was fantastic.
280
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,030
Great meal.
Let me do the dishes.
281
00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:46,132
Aww.
282
00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:48,534
Oh, hi Davis.
Hi Karen.
283
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:50,970
I'd invite you in,
but we're all done.
284
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:53,072
What are you doing here?
285
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:56,275
We were gonna tell Oscar that
we would handle the dog thing.,
286
00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:58,477
Don't worry about it.
We got it covered.
287
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,480
We'll find the dog.
You got a lot on your plate.
288
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:03,983
And we had a lot
on our plates, eh?
289
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,751
(laughter)
290
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:09,455
What's so funny?
291
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,825
WANDA:
You look tired.
292
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:16,328
Yeah. I was up all night trying
to figure out this mug thing.
293
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:18,664
It's just a mug;
it's not cold fusion.
294
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,567
Just go over there and
put your foot down.
295
00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:25,805
And before I order
these travel mugs--
Hold on.
296
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,807
You haven't ordered yet?
297
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,509
I wanna make sure that
we're on the same page,
298
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:32,511
vis-à-vis the logo-sidedness
of our situation.
299
00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:34,680
I don't mean
to put my foot down--
300
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:37,349
Brent, you were supposed
to do this two days ago.
301
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,618
I'll do it myself.
302
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,790
Did you put
your foot down?
303
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:48,127
A foot was put down, yes.
304
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,629
Mm, Lacey, can
I get some more?
305
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,666
Sure. Oh, sorry, it's
gonna have to wait.
306
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,134
Are you ready?
Yeah.
307
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,669
I'm really excited.
308
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,704
Can I have your
attention, please?
309
00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:01,507
This is a fire drill.
Everyone out.
310
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:07,546
Single file, single file.
311
00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,649
Here, Hobo!
312
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:14,753
Come here, Boy!
313
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,388
(bark)
314
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:21,827
You wish.
315
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,866
Well, that was a
great fire drill.
316
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,568
Thanks for letting us use
your place of business.
317
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,404
Oh, no, thank you. Gosh,
you guys are real heroes.
318
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,079
Hey.
319
00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:41,947
You guys seen the Littlest Hobo?
320
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,549
You still on about that?
321
00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:45,651
I thought you'd be diggin'
for pirate treasure
322
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,586
or building a time
machine by now.
323
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,088
I can't find him.
324
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,457
David and Carol
were trying to catch him.
What?
325
00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,893
Maybe the dog found out
and hit the road.
326
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:56,161
Maybe there was voice
that kept on calling him.
327
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,797
Maybe down the road that's
where he wants to be.
328
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,400
And every stop he'd make,
he'd make a new friend.
329
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:04,303
(both singing)
♪ Just grab your hat,
we'll travel light ♪
330
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:05,804
♪ that's Hobo style ♪
331
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,473
♪ Maybe tomorrow-- ♪
332
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,642
Okay, everyone, it's time
for a police drill.
333
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,443
Ah, what now?
334
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,479
A police drill.
335
00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:16,782
You know, a police drill.
336
00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:20,252
What's involved in police
drill, if such a thing existed?
337
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,121
We'll pretend there's
a police situation
338
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:24,223
and you have exit the premises.
339
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,258
Single file,
single file!
(clapping)
340
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,993
All right, let's go,
single file!
341
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,629
Come on, come on,
move it, move it!
342
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,933
DAVIS:
Okay, the burglars are gone.
343
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,601
How was their time?
344
00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:37,803
The single file thing
is slowing them down.
345
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,338
Okay, everyone
back in inside.
346
00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:41,340
And this time every
man for himself.
347
00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:42,808
More panic. Make it real.
348
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,911
All right, let's go,
let's go! Hup, hup, hup!
349
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,689
n't do those.
350
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,524
That was like
two weeks ago.
351
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,025
Hi, Carol!
352
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:01,694
Hi, David!
353
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,002
Hey, Wanda.
354
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,539
What's up, Sad Sack?
355
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:17,242
Still bummed because the
fictional TV dog left town?
356
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:20,212
Well, maybe another fictional
character will drop by,
357
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,814
maybe Sad Sack.
358
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:23,716
I miss the Hobo.
359
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,518
Maybe if I could have
got to know him better,
360
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:28,220
I coulda convinced
him to stay.
361
00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:29,855
a) He's not the Hobo.
362
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,825
b) If he was the Hobo,
the Hobo only comes around
363
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:34,727
when there's trouble
and then moves on.
364
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,228
Thus the term hobo.
365
00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:38,230
And c) He's not the Hobo.
366
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,801
You're right.
367
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:46,538
The Hobo only comes around when
Oscar's doin' somethin' bad.
368
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,307
Thanks, Wanda.
369
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,378
Say hi to Scooby and Dino.
370
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,780
Look what came.
Great. Open it up.
371
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,849
I'm curious to see
what you did.
372
00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:59,785
I just want you
to see for yourself.
373
00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:01,720
Okay, I'll tell ya.
374
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,256
I put both our logos
on the same side.
375
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:05,891
What? That's crazy!
376
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:07,893
Now the left-handed
people will have nothing.
377
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,895
We should have
done it my way.
378
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,430
Which was?
379
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:14,266
All right, point taken.
Let's just see the mugs.
380
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,371
Corner G and The Rub.
381
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,407
Huh?
382
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,043
Is that your favourite
Hip Hop band or something?
383
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:26,412
Oh. I-I don't know
how that happened.
384
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,047
I'm sorry, Brent.
385
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,183
Actually, call me Corner G.
I think I like that.
386
00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:32,785
Peace out, Rub.
387
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,321
HANK:
Oscar!
388
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,390
What ya doing,
anything bad?
389
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:42,094
Emma wants me to get rid
of these stupid leaves.
390
00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:44,296
Why don't ya burn 'em?
391
00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:47,266
That's the best idea
you ever had.
392
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,408
Let's get this started.
393
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,010
Who you lookin' for?
394
00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,945
No one, no one.
395
00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:02,314
Oh! Uh-oh!
396
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,949
Oh, boy!
397
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,518
What's goin' on?
398
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:09,288
Emma wanted me to
get rid of the leaves.
399
00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:11,323
Oh, here. Let me help.
400
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,660
Oh, Dude, you're
just spreading it.
401
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:15,828
Yeah.
402
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,397
Hobo!
403
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,433
Where are ya goin'?
404
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:28,340
They're like, uh, the worst
travel mugs I've ever seen.
405
00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:29,942
(barking)
406
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,811
Hey, Littlest Hobo!
407
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:38,050
I mean, uh, the dog that Hank
thinks is the Littlest Hobo.
408
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,651
(barking)
409
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:42,855
I don't like the way it barks.
410
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,463
Come again.
411
00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:55,000
(barking)
412
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,871
(barking continues)
413
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:05,544
That barking has to be some
kinda noise violation.
414
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,346
Let's take it to the SPCA.
415
00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:08,881
(whimper)
416
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,388
Thanks, Emma.
417
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:19,024
What happened?
418
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:22,361
Emma wanted me to get rid of
the leaves. It's her fault.
419
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:25,664
It's my fault for not saying,
"Don't pour a gallon of gas
420
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:29,201
on the leaves and your pants and
then throw matches at them."
421
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:32,504
Good work, Davis, for being on
the scene. I'm sure you helped.
422
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,473
Oh, yeah, he was a big help.
423
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,508
You're in shock.
Good work, Davis.
424
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,912
Where's David and Carol?
425
00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:43,248
Here, Boy! Here, Boy!
Here, Boy!
426
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:46,051
A huge fire and they're
playing with a dog?
427
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,787
We're going back to the
Volunteer Fire Department.
428
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,789
Davis, could you supervise it?
429
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,958
All right.
(coughs)
430
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,726
I brought hot coffee,
431
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,461
in travel mugs.
432
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:59,498
And you can keep the mugs
if you want.
433
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,500
The Rub?
434
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,036
What's that,
a massage parlour?
435
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,849
I mean Corner G?
436
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,453
Yeah, that woulda been cool.
Word up.
437
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,622
Maybe Carol and David were evil
438
00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:27,125
and the Littlest Hobo drove them
away to save the town, huh?
439
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:28,560
Hobo, you're back!
440
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,128
(barking)
441
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,530
What is it, Boy?
442
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:33,265
(barking)
443
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:35,901
He's barking at the shed.
444
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,002
(barking)
445
00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:38,770
In here, Boy?
446
00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:44,309
HANK:
What are you doin'?
447
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:48,146
BRENT:
Hey, let us out of here.
This isn't very Hobo-like.
448
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,148
(Littlest Hobo theme music)
449
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:53,418
♪ There's a voice
that keeps on calling me ♪
450
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:57,889
♪ Down the road,
That's where I'll always be ♪
451
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,660
♪ And every stop I make,
I make a new friend ♪
452
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,162
♪ Can't stay for long,
Just turn around ♪
453
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:06,398
♪ and I'm gone again ♪
454
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:10,936
♪ Maybe tomorrow,
I'll want to settle down ♪
455
00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:15,307
♪ Until tomorrow,
I'll just keep movin' on ♪
456
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:23,148
♪ There's a voice
that keeps on calling me ♪
457
00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:27,152
♪ Down the road,
That's where I'll always be ♪
458
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:31,123
♪ Every stop I make,
I make a new friend ♪
459
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:34,026
♪ Can't stay for long,
Just turn around ♪
460
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:36,328
♪ and I'm gone again ♪
461
00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:40,432
♪ Maybe tomorrow,
I'll want to settle down ♪
462
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:44,336
♪ Until tomorrow,
I'll just keep movin' on ♪
463
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:49,141
♪ So if you want to join me
for a while ♪
464
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,144
♪ Just grab your hat,
we'll travel light ♪
465
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,847
♪ That's hobo style ♪
466
00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:58,850
Want to have a gas online?
Visit us at cornergas.com
467
00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:04,456
♪ Until tomorrow,
I'll just keep movin' on ♪♪
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