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did you guys
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did you guys
see the Howler ?
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It says Fast Exit's
doin' a reunion tour.
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No way. Really?
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Who's Fast Exit?
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Who's Fast Exit. Only the
most awesome rock band in
the history of the universe.
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Yeah. And they're doin' a tour
of hockey and curling rinks
across Western Canada.
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Well, much of
Western Canada.
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Oh. The only show they're doing
around here is in Wullerton.
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Forget that, then.
Buncha has-beens.
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Thanks a lot, you guys.
This is the health inspector.
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Their little display isn't
gonna hurt my rating, is it?
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Are you kidding?
Wullerton sucks.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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When you're done with
the cooler, you can
cash out and lock up.
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Where are you going?
Okay, then, real good.
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Get back here.
See ya tomorrow.
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Okay,
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do you guys know where Brent
goes every Wednesday night?
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Yeah, of course he told me.
We're best friends.
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But he asked me
not to tell anyone.
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I'll give ya five bucks
if ya tell me.
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Damn, now I wish
he had told me.
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Are you sure it's
every Wednesday?
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Yeah. He peels off in his car
like Starsky and Hutch.
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Well, like Starsky.
That was the one who drove.
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Hutch was more the thinker
of the two. Although--
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Stay focused.
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Well, wherever he goes
he stays late.
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His car's not back at his place,
even if you drive by at 1 a.m.,
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or 1:30 or 1:45.
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I'm just curious.
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Maybe he's a double spy.
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I say we set a trap for him.
What are we talkin' about?
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Brent sneaking out
every Wednesday night.
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We don't know
where he's going.
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Here's how you
can find out.
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Ask him.
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He won't say. Well, he did say.
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He said he had tightrope walking
lessons, but I don't buy that.
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Of course. He's gonna need to
know how to tightrope walk
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if he's gonna be
a double spy.
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This just bolsters
my theory.
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You guys, if Brent doesn't
want us to know what he's doing,
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then there's probably a
reasonable explanation for it.
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And, frankly, it's none
of our business.
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None of your business.
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Oh, come on.
Give me a hint.
I won't tell.
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Are you a spy?
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I prefer the term
secret agent.
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It's a girl, isn't it?
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Did I say "Keep guessing"?
I meant to say "None of
your business."
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♪ Brent has a girlfriend,
you have a girlfriend. ♪
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♪ Kissing, kissing up a tree. ♪
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Wait, how does that go?
It's been a while.
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Hey, just who I need,
the fuzz.
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Fuzz?
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I've got a job for you.
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Brent is going somewhere
every Wednesday night.
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That's not a lot to go on.
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Brent is seeing someone.
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Oh, sorry.
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I thought you said Brent
was seeing someone.
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That is what I said.
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Okay, it's not that shocking.
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Who?
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Oh, I don't know.
Some woman in the city.
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Well, that's understandable.
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I mean there's really
no decent single women
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left here in Dog River.
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I read about this trick
in a Nancy Drew book.
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You just rub the
pencil on the paper
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and it should reveal what
he wrote on the page before.
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Nancy Drew?
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Hardy Boys.
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Do you see anything yet?
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Yeah, Spiderman
punchin' an alligator.
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There's also a flying
saucer shooting lasers
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at some hockey players.
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It doesn't add up.
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It makes perfect sense.
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The flying saucer's from
a distant ice planet
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and it's using tractor beams
to suck up all Earth's
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top hockey players to compete
in a intergalactic championship.
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And Spiderman punching
an alligator?
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Well, that's just
random nonsense.
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And may I ask why you're
snoopin' through my stuff?
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How dare you violate
Brent's private property!
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You might as well just
take his car keys
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and rummage through his trunk
and glove compartment.
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And I think his house keys
are on there too.
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I don't think so.
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Whaddaya got your nose
in a cookbook for?
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I wanna make a nice meal
for when Brent
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brings his girlfriend
around to meet us.
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Brent doesn't have
a girlfriend.
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Yes he does.
Brent?
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Yes.
Leroy?
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Your son.
A girl?
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Yes.
What's wrong with her?
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Why does there have to be
something wrong with her?
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'Cause there's somethin'
wrong with him.
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Where do you
want me to start?
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Brent's got
a girlfriend
in the city.
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Man, that old dog.
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He's always out there
sniffin' around the ladies.
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Brent hasn't had a date
since grade 11.
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He's saving himself
for Catwoman.
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Just let us finish
our investigation
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and we'll report back.
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What are you investigating?
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It's classified. You'll just
have to wait until next Thursday
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after we come back
from tailing him.
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I mean not tailing him.
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You're tailing him?
Let's roll! Shotgun!
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Shotgun! Shotgun!
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Davis!
What? I called it.
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You're coming with me.
All right.
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Subject is on the move.
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I can see that. Thanks.
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Keep your eyes peeled. If
you see Brent, let me know.
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Find him yet?
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What are you doin' here?
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Like you invented
following people?
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And you followed them?
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No, we came together.
I was just paying for parking.
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Keep your eyes peeled.
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If you see Brent,
you let me know.
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Put your hands together
for your first comic,
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Brent Leroy.
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Hey, everybody.
It's good to be here.
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I found him.
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st s
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st sel
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st sell
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st sell li
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st sell liqu
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st sell liquor
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st sell liquor.
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Also sells insurance.
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That's a natural combination.
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Yeah, I'd like to renew
my driver's licence
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and I'll pick up a bottle of
corn whisky for the road, too.
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This is weird.
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Nobody's ignoring him.
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They're all listening
to him or something.
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Maybe I shoulda paid
more attention to Brett.
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It's Brent.
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You sure?
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Wow, it's like Brent's got
this whole other life.
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He's a stand-up comedian,
he's got a girlfriend.
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There is no girl.
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Oh, let it go, Lacey.
You had your chance.
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He hasn't mentioned
you or me once.
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He's probably saving
the best for last.
Yeah.
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Goodnight, everybody.
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Hey, you were really
funny tonight.
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Thanks.
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He's right.
You were fantastic.
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Thanks, Wanda. That means
a lot comin' from you.
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But why aren't you
ever funny at work,
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instead of being such a
boring old bag of yawns?
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Anyway, you're welcome.
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Terrific once again.
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Stellar.
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Uh, his name's not
Stella, it's Brent.
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Uh, this must be Hank,
from your act?
Yeah.
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Are all these folks
from your hometown?
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Whoa, paws off, hotrod.
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Oh. I'm guessing Wanda?
Yeah.
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That was great.
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For future reference, though,
I have globophobia,
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not ballonophobia. Just--
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Ah, you're the fussy
one from Toronto.
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I don't think I
used the word fussy.
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I may have said persnickety.
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We're the funny cops.
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That doesn't ring a bell.
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What are you doing,
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telling stories
about me on stage?
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It's my birthright.
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You've given me a
very special gift.
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All my funniest stories
are about you.
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Really?
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Well, I am pretty funny.
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It makes no sense.
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I mean at your age, going off to
do some sorta cabaret routine.
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You shouldn't be
trying new stuff.
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You should be stuck in a
rut with a wife and kids.
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People always say I'm funny.
I guess you get that from me.
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Working towards
your retirement,
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living the hell
we all live.
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You don't get it from her.
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Yeah, clear my schedule
on Wednesday.
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Uh, one sec.
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Hey, can I get
a skinny frap?
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I don't do skinny fraps?
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How about a vente
mocha chatte?
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Um, I don't do made-up
drinks either.
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Oh, just a coffee, then.
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Yeah, lemme know if you're
gonna be free for lunch.
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Whoa. Sounds important.
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It is. I'm leaving messages
for myself, reminders.
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I'm part of Brent's
entourage now
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and it's keepin' me pretty busy.
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Yesterday alone I had
four calls about Brent.
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All from you?
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How that's coffee comin'?
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Hey, next time
you talk to him,
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remember to tell him
some funny stories about
the Police Department.
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Like the other day
I was using the stapler
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and it wasn't doing anything.
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I'm stapling away and it's
just going click, click.
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And then I looked...
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and there were no
staples. Ha ha.
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So there's that.
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When's he gonna settle down?
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What does he think, that
he's gonna put you in charge
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of everything so he can go
chase some crazy showbiz--
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Back up.
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I'm in charge of everything?
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Hm. Well, I guess I would be.
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Kyle, be a peach and fetch
me a refreshing beverage
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from the cooler.
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I'm not Kyle, I'm Jared.
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Whoops, my mistake.
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Kyle, beverage,
s'il vous plait.
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Oh.
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I'm gonna have to get you two
different coloured tank tops.
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Well, it's not about us.
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This is about Brent and
we should support him.
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Say, Karen, could you
pass me the sugar?
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00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:43,676
Why sure.
254
00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:50,916
What are you doing?
255
00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:52,818
You were supposed
to unscrew this.
256
00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:54,954
I thought you were
gonna unscrew it.
257
00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:59,125
Why would I--Never mind.
I got an idea. Just go with it.
258
00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:05,464
Should I unscrew it first?
259
00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:10,102
It's hard to find a place
to rehearse, isn't it?
260
00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:14,240
Hey, funny guy,
261
00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:15,975
check this out.
262
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,543
Victor Yickter?
263
00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:19,512
Poland's number
one funny man.
264
00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:22,782
I used to play that for you
when you were a baby.
265
00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:24,784
And you'd cry and cry and cry.
266
00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:27,486
I'd laugh and laugh.
267
00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,955
Well, I was laughin'
at him, not you.
268
00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,725
Though you were kinda funny
with your puffy red face,
269
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,660
"Waaah, waaaah."
270
00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,195
Good times.
271
00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:39,665
Anyway, I want ya to
learn from the master.
272
00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:41,734
You should see the bit
273
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:46,439
where he's standing in
a bucket of porridge.
274
00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:49,075
Well, this one doesn't
need any help gettin' laughs.
275
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:52,278
Joke-a-tron 2000,
this one.
276
00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:55,514
Imagine how funny he'd be
if he was standin' in a bucket.
277
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,251
You're wasting
your time here.
278
00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:02,288
You should be out there sharing
your gift with the nation,
279
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,256
and English-speaking
regions of Europe.
280
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,293
Are you tryin' to get
a raise or a day off?
281
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:09,862
They just keep comin'.
282
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,270
Brent's gonna be on drugs.
283
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:21,640
Why? Because he tells jokes
one night a week in the city?
284
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,142
That's all it takes.
285
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,311
He's gone to the city
thousands of times
286
00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:27,780
and he's never come home
zipped up on goofers.
287
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:31,050
It's not the city I'm worried
about, it's show business.
288
00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:34,553
My cousin played accordion
with an all-girls polka band
289
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:37,490
and now she lives
for the bottle.
290
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,291
She was a drunk before that.
291
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,695
Sober people don't
join polka bands.
292
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,202
Sorry, I thought
you were Brent.
293
00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,905
He's an inch taller.
What are ya hiding from Brent?
294
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:56,108
Just a couple of changes
I plan to make to this place
295
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,210
when he leaves to
pursue showbiz.
296
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,714
You're gonna call
it Wandaland?
297
00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:03,182
Well, this one.
298
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,184
Wandworld's in Florida.
299
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:06,986
Oh, man.
300
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:09,388
Hollywood mansions
are expensive.
301
00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:12,491
And over 200,000 if you
want one with a guest house.
302
00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:15,928
Yeah, if you don't mind
travelling back in time to 1968.
303
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:19,165
That was the only L.A.
paper the library had.
304
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,801
You guys are delusional.
305
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:25,604
I wonder how the Wandaland sign
will look on the pole out front.
306
00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:28,808
I should get this paper back
before they charge me for it.
307
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:31,577
You guys, I'm just saying
this is a tough business,
308
00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:34,280
so don't expect him to be
going anywhere anytime soon.
309
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,286
Wandaland.
310
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:42,154
I-I mean Corner Gas.
311
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,290
Hello. Can I speak
to Brent, please?
312
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,425
He's not here. No one's here.
Big surprise.
313
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:47,893
Can I take a message?
314
00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:50,863
Yeah. Could you tell him Kelly
called, from the Chuckle Barn.
315
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:53,632
I have an opening for him
on a national tour.
316
00:13:59,805 --> 00:13:59,839
h
317
00:13:59,839 --> 00:13:59,872
he
318
00:13:59,872 --> 00:13:59,905
he mo
319
00:13:59,905 --> 00:13:59,939
he move
320
00:13:59,939 --> 00:13:59,972
he moves
321
00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:00,005
he moves to
322
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:00,039
he moves to T
323
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:00,072
he moves to Tor
324
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:00,105
he moves to Toron
325
00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:00,139
he moves to Toronto
326
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:00,239
he moves to Toronto.
327
00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:05,778
Just don't give him
the message.
328
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,680
I have to give him
the message.
329
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,249
No you don't.
Don't say anything.
330
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,651
If you don't tell him,
they'll find someone else
331
00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:14,854
and Brent won't leave.
332
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,959
What's goin' on here?
333
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:21,961
Oh, Karen, hi.
Great news.
334
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:24,196
I found out why
we're not making it
335
00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:26,232
into any of Brent's
comedy routines.
336
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,100
Why?
You're not funny.
337
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,269
But don't worry,
I got it figured out.
338
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,738
This is Melissa from the high
school drama department.
339
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,808
Now she may look young, but she
has excellent comic timing.
340
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,276
Hi.
341
00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:39,345
What's so funny
about that?
342
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:42,348
Look, I am not the one who's
unfunny. You're the problem.
343
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:45,384
Some no-talent from the drama
department isn't gonna fix that.
344
00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:47,119
Melissa?
345
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,694
And that's like the
fourth time I've seen it.
346
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:01,533
You know what I find
bothersome?
347
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,202
Okay, you know what?
348
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:06,338
It is perfectly normal for
club owners not to call back.
349
00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:09,742
I was just talkin' about this
clicking sound in my knee.
350
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,210
You hear that?
351
00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:13,379
Yeah, that does
sound pretty bad.
352
00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:15,581
Probably too much stand-up.
353
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:19,518
You should cut back,
spend more time sit-downing.
354
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:22,821
I can't keep this
secret anymore. He
almost got it outta me.
355
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:26,592
I never told anyone.
So if someone leaked it,
it musta been you.
356
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,460
Hey, I never said I leaked it,
357
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:32,164
I just said it's getting hard
not to tell him.
Tell him what?
358
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,635
Brent got a call from
the Chuckle Barn
359
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:39,271
and they want him to go on
a comedy tour.
360
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,307
Lacey, you never
told me that.
361
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,709
Oh, get over it already.
Unbelievable. Emma!
362
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:48,213
The boy has a chance to do
somethin' with his life
and you wanna squash it.
363
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:52,284
This is just like the time
you burned his letter of
acceptance from college.
364
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,986
You burned that.
365
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,956
Well, someone had to take
over the family business.
366
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,958
I just want him
to settle down.
367
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:02,127
Why the hell settle?
We never settled.
368
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:05,531
I'm a paperboy one week,
you teach piano the next.
369
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,933
The next week Lacey's
a hockey coach,
370
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,636
Wanda's a real estate agent,
Hank's an accountant.
371
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,938
The cops have a radio show.
372
00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,341
We all try new things.
373
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,443
That was actually well said.
374
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:20,112
Well, it's about respect.
375
00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:25,284
And I, for one, wanna see
Brent up on that stage
376
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:28,220
standing in a
bucket a yogurt.
377
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,489
What's goin' on?
378
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:37,763
The guy from the
Chuckle Barn called.
379
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:41,000
And, uh, they want you to
go on a national tour.
380
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,634
What?
381
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:45,004
A national tour?
382
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,973
Wow, that's amazing.
383
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:51,543
I should go call him
right now.
384
00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:00,185
What's goin' on?
385
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:02,321
Surprise!
386
00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:05,557
We wanted to throw you
this party
387
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,760
to wish you well on
your comedy tour.
388
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:09,661
Yeah. And check out our ride.
389
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,665
Wow. That's really nice,
you guys,
390
00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:16,101
throwin' me a goin' away party.
391
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:18,704
I feel a little overwhelmed
and touched
392
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:21,040
and kinda awkward,
since I'm not goin' anywhere.
393
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:22,541
Still, is there cake?
394
00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:24,076
You're not going?
395
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:26,478
No. I called them back
and said "No thanks."
396
00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:29,548
I don't wanna go on the road
months at a time
397
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:32,718
makin' 40 bucks a show,
splittin' some fleabag
motel room
398
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,820
with a greasy dude
I barely know,
399
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,689
who, by the way, is makin'
90 bucks a show.
400
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,025
So, who am I gonna
entourage now?
401
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:41,794
Well, you can still
entourage me.
402
00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:43,429
We just entourage
around here.
403
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,164
I'm so happy.
404
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:48,000
What am I supposed to do
with my new assistant?
405
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,668
Thanks.
406
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:51,837
You hired an assistant?
407
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:53,172
No.
408
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,940
Yes, trial basis.
409
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,310
He's a slow learner,
but very keen.
410
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:03,816
Sorry, Chad,
the dream's dead.
411
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:08,353
Wow, you guys really got on
the me-leavin' bandwagon.
412
00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:11,323
Ah, I guess we were all
a little eager for change.
413
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:13,425
You know you're not
wearin' pants, right?
414
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,960
I doesn't matter now.
415
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:18,230
It's not like I'm gonna be in
one of your comedy routines.
416
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:19,865
Guess we won't needin'
this anymore.
417
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:22,935
Well, sorry to
disappoint everybody. Aw.
418
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,838
Except Mom.
419
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,073
I was never planning
on doing the tour.
420
00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:31,343
I mean I was flattered and
everything, but why would I go
421
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:33,712
anywhere when everything
I like is right here?
422
00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,914
And that includes
all you guys.
423
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:39,985
Except you.
424
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:41,453
I-I don't recognize you.
425
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:43,188
Fair enough.
426
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:45,624
Yeah, stand-up is just
somethin' I wanted to try.
427
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,526
Now it's on to the next thing,
428
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:50,195
which is, wrestle a bear,
if I'm not mistaken. Yeah.
429
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,465
Actually, I might skip that
one, move on to the next thing.
430
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,167
Fly fishing in the Yukon.
431
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,737
I suppose I could do both,
if there's a bear by the water.
432
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,205
That's it?
433
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,274
It's just a stupid list.
434
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,877
I didn't burn your
acceptance letter from college
435
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:07,679
so you could just
blow this opportunity.
436
00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:09,781
I got accepted into college?
437
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:14,920
Hey, why so many
questions, huh?
438
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,955
It's a party.
439
00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:19,558
Yeah. Let's celebrate.
440
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:22,928
To Brent, not doing anything,
441
00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:25,330
not going anywhere.
442
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:27,833
Not taking offence to that.
443
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:35,474
To Brent!
444
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:39,678
You were really funny.
445
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,180
Oh, thanks.
446
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,681
You doin' any other cities?
447
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:44,483
No, I'm just stickin'
around here.
448
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,585
Yeah. Good one. Always on, eh?
449
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,720
Yeah, never a dull moment.
450
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,939
Jackass!
451
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,543
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453
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454
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455
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♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
456
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457
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458
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